non-lucid

27.06.2010

Wife flirts with other and I set him into oblivion (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I am unsure if I might call this a nightmare. This is the only type of nighrmare I might get once every three-four months (it is not recurring, as the scenario changes always) However, on this one I did not feel as bad as I would on others, in addition of turning lucid (low control however) and... well... read the dream!

I was in a mall with my wife. We had to do some purchases at the mall. My wife was not as warm and talk active as she use to be, she was deep on her thoughts. We purchased an icecream:







I was holding the icre cream. I could feel it cold in my hand. Suddenly, both my wife and I have the following conversation:

- If you want do finish our purchases, I am going to meet with a couple of guys - My wife said.
- Friends? What friends? - I replied.
- Some I met over the Internet, I want to meet with them. - She said.
- How come? Where? - I asked.
I was very suprised. I knew that my wife never does such a thing, so I was wondering why this was the first time.
- Some friend I met, I told you. Over the internet. These guys defended me against some machist people. - She said.
- Oh... OK. It's fine. How long it was since you start talking with them? Are they from any of our meetup groups? - I asked.
My wife started to act nervous. She had this face when she is hiding a feeling from me. My third eye reads easily the feelings of people, so it can never be fooled in real life.
- Not so long ago - My wife said.
I was worried she was going to get into trouble. Meeting with two guys online, alone, I was afraid that something would happen to her if she went alone by herself.
- Do you want me to go with you? - I asked.
- No. I am fine. Do not worry - She replied nervously.
I was more nervous, as I knew something was very wrong.
- Since exactly do you know this guy? - I asked.
I do not recall exactly the time she said, but I know it was since a few hours only.
- And how come are you meeting with him? Don't you know that you can get rapped? - I said in a greater voice.
- I won't - she replied.
I had a worse feeling about this, so I asked - You do not have a crush on him, do you? - I asked.
My wife remained silent, and then spoke - No... - Said without confidence.
I knew what just happened. - Tell me the truth! Promise it! - I requested.
- No. I do not like him - She replied without promising it to me.
I just knew what happen. However, for some odd reason, I did not feel bad.
My wife started to walk away and I stopped her next to a travel agency. There was a female associate dressed professional. I could see daylight throughout a window.

I kept discussing with my wife, in front of the associate. I cannot recall well the discussion but we both got really mad and the associate said, "Curse the love."

I had a false awakening in my car. I was feeling oddly, thinking about the dream I just had. I suddenly realized, "What I am doing in my car? I was just dreaming!!! This is not right. I looked into my hands. They looked very blurry but they were wrong. "I knew it!", I said. I got out of my car. It was getting dark now. I looked into the sky and it was clear with a few clouds. The overall quality of the lucid was low. Usually, with a though I control the dream, but not this one. I remember some people requesting the dream changes, so I shout, "Clarity! Now!" a few times. The quality increased, but not as near as it always does with just a though.

I saw a pile of mattresses.

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I though I could do one of the ToTY and that would make 3 out of 7. I approached the mattresses and tried to open a portal. I was thinking, "Dinosaurs... Not wait, I have done that! Mmmmmm... gladietors... yeah, that one!" Surprisely, it failed. I was surprised because I never have walls in my own lucids, so I though that I was not deeply lucid like I use to be. I though that the portal was invisible so I jumped agains the mattresses but I bounced back. While I was trying to create the portal, I heard two laughters. It was my wife laying on the grass with other guy. Both were laughting and having fun.

I though I would have some fun, as the lucid was not high quality I could only use it just for fun. My wife saw me and stopped playing with him. He stood up and approached at me with hostility. I said, "Who the hell are you?" He said he was going to kick my ass.
My wife advised me he was very strong. I looked at my wife and thinked, "You are just a stupid DC trying to fool with the image of my wife..." I rose my hands to show her I knew it was a dream. My thumb was missing and my smile grew.

I said, "I will kick yours with a finger." He started to punch me and did not hurt a bit. I could not defeat him with a finger... my control was not perfect as usual. So I fought normally. I was owning him. We were fighting now inside a store. He was lying in the floor. I rose my hands planning to blast him.
I created a Death Ball







It did not get as big as I desired, but the guy was running fast, so I just threw it. The ball followed him and hitted him. It did not cause an enourmous explosion, but he was gone. Satisfied, I woke up.

27.06.2010

Trying to watch a movie (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I arrived to a crowded mall. The parking lot was full. It was sunny outside, however, I entered the mall. The mall was full not crowded at all. There were several stores and it had two floors.







I was going to go to the movies. I purchased the movie ticket at was located in the showroom #219. I was walking with my wife and she told me something about her job and me having to drive her. I knew her boss was going to be late and I was going to be late as well to a tour I had to go.

I was in the showroom and I pulled my droid phone. They were watching an aution taking place at a site online. The item people was biding was, "This same movie" I was wondering how the bid site could know the movie you are watching. The bid was about to end.

There were three teenager playing with a laptop. The laptop was on and it had a screensaver. One like traveling through starts. As I observed the movie, there were two guys that wore business casual attire. One of them was smoking a cigar. I realized that the movie has been going on for a while as I did not recalled the previus nor the movie starting.

I grabbed my book from Robert Waggoner about Lucid dreaming and I exited the showroom. I placed the book inside a big poket that my jacket had and I started to walk. I felt I was asleep during the movie and what I saw on the droid cell phone earlier was a dream and I wanted to write it down. I had to go to another showroom but I was afraid they were going to think I did intent to watch a free movie.

A female employee who wore a business professional attire was going to help me to find my showroom. I was in room #299 and I showed her my ticket. I told her I had to go to showroom #219. She indicated me how to and I woke up.

27.06.2010

Furniture Store (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was on my day off and I was walking in a small mall. I entered a furniture store. A coworker at the Olive Oil store, Beth, opened the store. She was very happy as she found something to do with her money.








My wife was with me and we were looking for some furniture. We were wondering if we would get some sort of discount. We were walking around the furniture store. It was like a big home. I found some empty rooms with just a window. The store had hardwood floors.
The store was closed and it was empty of customers. Were exited the store from the front door. The door was like a regular home's door. It was still daylight outside, so I can guess the store closed earlier because it was sunday,

The stor was located in a small neighborhood. All the streets were one way and suburbian.

26.06.2010

The battle at the graduation party (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was inside a school. It was a made up school because I do not go to school anymore. We were celebrating a graduation party. In this school there were several different classes. Some of them, had odd teachers. Most of the clases were full of primery school students, but there were some college students as well.
For an odd reason, everybody was afraid from the college students. They were all bullies or something that I cannot recall. A battle was going to take place amoung all the students.

A taxi driver drove us at the top of a building. The entire building was a parking lot. I think the taxi flew to the top, but not sure. Now I was in my car with my wife. My car was equipped with cannons, guns and more war stuff. I saw some robots coming from nowhere. We started to shoot them. Some one advised us that there were tiny plastic soldiers that were very dangerous. They were the same exact soldiers from Toy store. No, I did not see the movie yet, and I saw the other two several years ago:







We were afraid that the soldiers would take us. A robot with a bomb came out from the trunk of our car and started to shot. I started to drive away. I heard a massive boom and everything was gone. My wife said, "I am sure that will take a lot of gas" My car beeped for low gas, however, the car indicated me that the gas was still at 50%. A second later, I saw it decreasing fast. My car ran out of gas, but I had time to park it.

An odd taxi advices us to go back to the school to fight. We could barely fit on it. It was like 2 feet tall only. I saw on a corner and my wife over it. My keys dropped and the taxi started moving fast. I had to jump out of it to grab my keys (there was another car behind) I had time to do it. I grabbed the taxi again and I sat in the same spot. My wife was sitting over the taxi. She was eating an icecream and I woke up.

26.06.2010

Bees (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had a false awakening. I was outdoors. I saw a bee that almost stung me. My wife was asleep and I saw a bee over her. However, the bee was wrapped with plastic so I knew it was not going to sting her.

There was also a giant bee flying around. I was afraid because it was big. We were now indoors and I saw that my dad (the cool one) shot the bee. The bee crashed in the wall. The big was about one foot big.







I felt calm that the bee was gone, however, the windows were open and we were in the middle of the country. I was afraid other bee as big would come in.

25.06.2010

Birthday, the water park and the twin stores (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

It was night and I was getting of from work. I closed the Olive Oil store and I was about to go home. I was alone and I drove to a big house that was not mine. I saw some small chocolate muffins. I was happy because it was my birthday (not in real life) and I realized I got a surprise party. My manager, my wife, Hanna (an ex-co-worker) and made up employees prepared that party for me.

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My manager told me I did not have to go to work the next day so I could enjoy my birthday in full.
I was excited about meeting with Hanna. I talked with her and she told me she might get re-hired. She also asked me if if I could drive her to and from the job. She advised that work was far from home. I wanted to drive her as I wanted her back in the store, but I did not feel like driving a long distance and spending a lot in gas.

There was a big double layer chocolate cake in a big table

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The cake had several candles all around. Even on the side on the cake there were candles. Not all of them lit properly. Some of them , looked like a firework. Behind the cake, there were two additional big candles. I have a very decent lung power so I wanted to do the thing by a single blow. I was in front of the cake, they sang me a song and I did my thing. I needed two blows as I did not get much air on the first blow. All my friends and co-workers applauded. I felt great.

I cut the cake and all my friends enjoyed it. I went outside for a reason I can't recall. It was sunny outside and warm. Most of the co-workers left as the party was almost over. I went back to the room were the cake was. There was a small office next to the room. I could hear two people making out. I felt they finished as I heard them getting dressed a few minutes later.

I cut a slice of the cake to enjoy it myself. For some odd reason, I ate nothing before this. I also saw two more covered cakes. I uncovered one and it was a meringue light brown cake. It tasted very good. I did not uncover the third one.

I see coming out from the office two ladies. They kissed and they left.

My dream scenario changes. I am at the entrance of a water park. It was sunny but windy. I entered the park and paid $35.

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I was there to make sure the service was OK and the facilities working properly. I saw a big tower that was surrounded by water slides ending in a big pool. I felt it would be funny. I though in having a bath first to get used to the temperature of the water. I first saw a pool and a bar next to the pool. Then I saw another pool. Both of them were empty, one of them was under a shadow so I was sure the water was going to be too cold. I kept walking and I saw the escalators leading to the top of the tower with the slides.

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It was crowded. It was full of DC. I was like in a small reception. There were a decent amount of DC as well, but most of these, wore regular clothes. I realized I was not in my swimsuit. I knew that they had a locker room. I needed to put my wallet, cell phone and receipts away before jumping to the slide. I had a $59 receipt from something I had to purchase at the water park, a few “One day pass” slips and other papers. I could not find the $35 entrance receipt. I was afraid I did not get any and I would need to go back and request it. I finally found it inside my shirt pocket.

There was a rude employee giving passes to the tower with slides. I waited in line and when it was my turn, she told me she was done with the shift and the tower was closed. I was frustrated. I told her I would pay in cash. There was no one behind me so she could allow me to get in. She rejected. I handed one of those “one day pass” I had. They were small yellow squared slips. It had big black letters. She accepted one of them and adviced me I could only enjoy one ride. I wanted to handle her more slips, but she only accepted one. Then I realized it was getting dark and the tower was going to close. I was about to change at the locker room. I wanted to write down in my notebook the experience I had at the water park and how my interactions with the employee were. I saw my manager of the Olive Oil store dressed with a very professional suit. She was a lot slender and wore a light brown suit. She was very well groomed as well. She was waiting to talk with someone at the bank to discuss about her brokerage account (Yes, there was a bank inside the tower of the water park)

I told her I was going to evaluate the water park and that my time there was paid. I smiled at her and said all the savings I was going to get. I saw a black book with pictures of our Presidents. I opened the book and under each President, there was a name of each of the Game Operators under my commandment.

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I also saw some Super Game Operators had their own President. I was wondering which one was my own President. I was not in that sheet so I started to browse the book to find my President.
I also saw Pokemon in the book and my nice dad (not the jerk real one, the one that is married with my mom) I showed him the book but he did not pay a lot of attention.

I was in another room with my wife, and I saw a different Pokemon book

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For every sheet I viewed, I would hear a different sound. One of them sounded like a bird, and Skitty, one of my cats, freaked out with the sound and started to run. My wife told me to not show the Pokemon book to my dad because he did not care about them.

I was in my childhood neighborhood. I was walking in the street and I saw two stores. I cannot recall them, but I think both store were competitive to get the better clientele.

25.06.2010

Barbeque! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

It was warm and sunny. It was very bright and the sun was alone up in the sky.
I was enjoying a barbecue with some friends. The food smell really good.
I think I was with either one or two ladies (probably two, usually my DC come in pairs, it's a major Dream Sign for me)
It was around the afternoon.
We were probably in the park, as we were enjoying the barbeque on the grass.
I woke up happy.

24.06.2010

Game Operator Test (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

A new Game Operator quiz was launched. For an unknown reason, I had to take the test as well. I did not understand why, as I passed the personal interview first, the Trial Operator phase and I was promoted to a Super Game Operator from Game Operator. I was not afraid, I knew my lesson well.
The screen was black with white letters. The quiz was a multiple-choice exam. I answered a few questions without a sweat and I reached an odd one.

That question, had a big picture. I cannot recall well what it was asking, but it was something like, “Who of these you have to ban” I was surprised, as I did not understand how I will find a violator for Pushing, Bashing, War Illegals or multiple account user within the picture. I can recall from the picture it was not painted. It was drawn like with pencil. There was a guy with two lighting bolts (for some odd reason I though it was Zeus abusing someone else) I remember a river, starts, lots of people, people fighting. It was a hard picture to describe.

I was in a room and there were various people.

23.06.2010

The lottery and the bar. (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a restaurant, seating at the bar. The bar had a Mexican themed decor. It was El Torito restaurant:







I was waiting for my food order to be delivered. I stood up to walk around while I was waiting and I saw two people enter the bar. It was a thin teenager and his mom. His mom was about 40s, with light brown hair and very thin. I think she wore glasses. The kid had a basket of onions that were harvested by himself. The kid was proud and he was planning to sell them. The mom said, “That's right. If you want to be Vegan, you have to earn your own $$$ to pay for your treats.” The kid replied, “Yeah, and then raw foodist like you, right?” The mom denied she was a raw foodie. The kid left the restaurant and the mom sat behind the bar. I had a brief conversation with them mom until I decided to return to my sit behind the bar.

I went back to my place and there was a second lady next to me. I asked the mom, “So, are you a raw foodist?” I was trying to get eye contact with the mom, so I avoided the lady that was in between us. There were several empty sits as well. The mom claimed that she did not know me that well to answer that question. The lady in the middle left the bar with a face that looked like, “I know I am in the middle, I move.”

I decided to go for a walk while my food was getting ready. Outside the bar it was daylight. There was a big pool full of people. At the end of the pool there was a small hill, and at the end of the hill, there was a small wooden cottage.







I found a lottery coupon in the floor. It was a little dirty but in perfect shape. I decided to grab it. It had yesterday's date. I felt someone lost it. As I was walking back to the bar, all the ladies at the pool were claiming the ticket was theirs. Some of them following me, some got mad at me and some tried to stop me.

I got back in the bar, it was now crowded. I was worried I would lost my place. I checked the lottery coupon. It was prized with $1. I though, “At least is something” I saw one empty spot at the bar. It was my place. There was a bowl with hot beef noddles. I started to eat.

I had a FA in my room. My wife was hugging and kissing me. I felt lazy I had to wake up to drive her to work. I knew the clock was about to ring. I heard a loud “cuack” It annoyed me a lot because I was already awake. I woke up for real.

23.06.2010

Wii Demo Arcade (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a store inside a mall. There was an odd game at a computer. It was a demo. I started moving my mouse around the screen to see the scenario. Someone said, “There are two clones in that game, you will see them”
I saw two horses in the middle of the screen only on their back hooves. Two identical cowboys were riding them. I also spot like a panel in the middle of the screen with different The Simpsons characters. You would put your mouse over them, and they would make funny faces.

A battle music started to play. I saw soldiers coming out from everywhere in the game. My HP was decreasing. I did not even know were my character was. I started to move it and I found it. I could kill a few enemies. I also jumped over pits, lava and a green liquid that I guess it was acid. My wife said it was a demo game for the Wii, that we could purchase it. I told her that now I do not even play video games, that I was just checking it out.

I had a False Awakening. I was very lazy to wake up and tired. I closed my eyes but I realized that I could not sleep more, so I got out of bed. I went to the bathroom half drowsy. I sat at the toilet and I felt and heard the cell phone vibrate. I wondered why my wife's cell phone was in the restroom. Then I woke up for real. The alarm was ringing.

22.06.2010

Dinosaurs Sudden Death (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Six and last dream of the night. This one fully lucid, but the dream wanted badly to fade. I completed one of the tasks of the year

I was in the interior of a building. The floor was dark black and the walls were darkwood color. The building was almost empty. I felt that the dream started to fade The time I recorded last dream, I was about to wake up for this one. I saw the image vanishing and I realized that if the imaged faded, it would be a dream, so I spinned to recover the dream. I noted some bathrooms at the end of the building. I saw a very hot Dream Character half naked, I felt really tempted but the dream tried to fade before so I did not want to put it at risk. I knew I would wake up if I had sex with her.

I remembered to do the task of the year. I also remembered some personal goals, but that would require me to talk with DC and I was afraid to wake up if I did. I wanted to keep moving fast to avoid premature waking.

My dream started to fade again, so once more, I spinned to recover it. I also did a few reality checks, all of them failed. I had twisted fingers and the thumb in the wrong place. After this, the dream tried to fade once more, so I spung and recovered it.

I wanted to do the ToTY fast. I went to the end of the building and saw a dead end. I decided to open a portal that it would bring me to the dino era. I rose my hand and a black vortex appeared on the wall. It was dark, like a wormhole.







I jumped in, it was dark and I was afraid my dream would fade, so I keep spinning as I was traveling inside the vortex. I saw a rainforest under my feet. It was sunny. My dream started to fade again. I spinned more to stablelize it. It did. Now I was inside the rainforest. I saw several dinosaurs around me. I looked at the sky and I saw a fireball coming very fast. It was a meteorite!







A second later, it hit the ground. The whole forest was turned into ashes. I also saw several dead dinosaours. I realized I completed my 2nd task of the year and I was ready to wake up and finalize the dream (afterall, my dream was trying to end anyway) I remembered the hot DC of before, so I said, well, why not.
I summoned her, and she appeared. She had black long hair and she had a pefect body. She wore blue shrink to fit jeans. She was gorgeous. I pulled down her pants and found out what I had to find (most of you know) I was glad and I had sex with her. The dream faded instantly, however, I had the right amount of time to finish.

I had a false awakening. I was at the Pata Negra store. It was a different store, not the real one. I wanted to go to the other room to write down my dream. When I was about to leave, the phone rang. I was worried I would forget the lucid. The phone rang with the same sound that the real phone in the store does. It was my boss. He said something about two new interviews for the restaurant. I could not understand him. I asked him to repeat a couple of times, but I was not able to understand him. I said, "Javier, I can't understand you, this phone is doing funny stuff, can you come to the store and tell me?" She replied, "Sure."

He came to the store and explained to me, "I am going to do two interviews for two potential employees for the restaurant, so do not go to the next room" I was frustated and though if writing the dream on my phone would be worth it. My boss kept saying, "I also have a group interview in a couple of hours. It was Jaime's idea!" (In waking, I do not know who is Jaime) "I think is great to spot but employees and get rid of them!"

I asked my boss, "This has nothing to do with me, right?" He replied, "No, no, no, no. It's just for the restaurant. I told you many times that I am very happy with you, I trust you a lot and I do not want you to leave. Do not even think about that. It's just the restaurant's business." I felt good for his kind words and woke up.

22.06.2010

I blast a reckless bike driver (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Fifth dream of the night. Fully recovered. I became lucid during this dream, however, I would not call it fully lucid as I was not thinking properly, however, I knew well I was dreaming.

I was driving my car. I was in a small neighborhood. Probably in the suburbs. It was very sunny and warm. Sudenly a white bike came out of nowhere, and changed lanes really close to my car.







The driver, was Chinesse. He wore no helmet. The bike had a banner that read, "The towing company" I used the horn of my car to let him know what he just did. He kept driving reckessly so I hit the gas, got close to him and said, "If I hit you, I'll kill you a_ _hole. Watch out!" The biker smiled and started to do funny stuff with his bike.

Everything a new intersection would appear, he turned right and he would appear again in front of in the next crossroad. At this point, I was alone and I was driving a bike as well. I had to avoid him because he near-hitted me several times. Suddenly, I was running, I had no bike, I was still avoiding him.
I realized I was dreaming, and I could start playing with him. I was into the dream, knewing it was a dream but not thinking about what I was doing. If I would had a bigger level of lucidity, I would stop and ask him if he wanted something, who he was and why he was bothering me. But I was not fully lucid for that. I could run faster than him. I started to jump from one lane of the road to another. I even jumped from the fence of the house of the left of the road, to the fence of the house of the right.
I was back in my bike now, I wanted to play with him. He challenged me and I though, "This DC does not even know what he is doing!" I started to fly. I was holding my bike with the legs to make it more impresionant. I flew high until he was not able to see me. Then, I decrease height and flew next to him. I smiled, rose my hand to create an energy blast. I though, "I do not want to create the disk that Krillin does, I want to create a big round blast. Let's see what happens." I create the blast and throw it. Yay! It was just like I wanted. The bike vanishes into smitherines. Nothing was left for him or his bike. I only saw two small blood spots in the road where I blasted him.
I saw one of my friends and Goku riding nimbus next to him.







I saw another of my friends. A made up folk, friend of Goku flew to where the motorist got the blast. He landed next to the blood spots and said, "Another dessert, another dollar."
I wondered what did that mean.
One of my friends (there were two now) go emotional for an unknown reason and hugged me while in tears.

22.06.2010

My neighbor takes my sound system! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Fourth dream of the night.

I was in a building I have never been before. My apartment main door was open. I had a stand with a very fancy sound system that had big speakers and two subwoofers.







I also had a TV and a Wii (that was turned on) on the same stand. The stand was metalic, like the Ikea ones. For some reason, I have been giving it out for free but at the same time, I did not wanted that to happen.

I suddenly saw two big sized cats with curly hair.







I started to pet the black one and I felt the purr of the cat. Those cats were owned by one of my neighbors. I was with someone else and I was trying to take a picture of the cats with my phone. A male african americal approached my apartment and takes a couple of speakers from my sound system. I managed to take a pic from him doing it. I felt bothered because he was taking my stuff. He wanted to take all.

A door opened behind my back. A female (also African American) said hi to me. There were three more cats, same curly hair. One with dark brown hair approached at me with a big purrr asking to be petted. So I did. I told her that my stuff was not free anymore and to say to his friend to stop taking my stuff. I told her I took a pic of him and if I saw him in my apartment again, I would call the police.

21.06.2010

Swiming in the pool at night (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a fancy hotel next to the sea. It has a huge swimming pool. I spent most of the time of my dream at this pool.







It was night but I was enjoying the bath. The water was dark-green, but it was very clean. The pool was surrounded by a fence. However, the fence was almost sunken. I could see a few inches of it over the water, so it was easy to jump it off. I knew if I jumped it off, I would be at the sea, outside of the hotel and my cell phone would have no coverage.

I dove a lot in this pool. The view was blurry underwater, pretty real. I saw some lights (typical pool lights) illuminating the pool. I also saw some odd red round balloons that formed inside the pool. They had a shield purpose I think. Some of they were traps, just in case a wild acuatic animal would reach the pool.

I also heard music from the hotel. I think my wife was with me and also some friends.

20.06.2010

Grandpa gives me $100.000 and plays a bowling game (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at my Grandpa's place. This was a major dream sign that I missed. We were at the living room. The living room had hardwood floor and very old school furniture. The TV was pretty old as well. I sat at the couch with both my grandpa and grandma. I had the following conversation with my Grandma

Did you receive your $50.000 for x-mas? - Grandma said.
Nope,nothing - I replied. - How did you send me the money?
I used a direct deposit - She said.
I saw no such deposit in my bank account and I was worried the jerk of my real dad took the money somehow.
Did you gave it to dad so he would deposit it for you? - I asked my Grandma
No, I used direct deposit - She replied

I thouhg to say that I could get the money by check, but it would be a hassle because it was a lot of money.

I will give you $100.000 in hand, so you get your x-mas present and another present becauseyou came. - Grandma said.
We left the sofa and we appeared in a pizza restaurant that had bowling. My wife was now with us.

We can play one competition game, however, it will be better if we play two practice games first - Said my wife.







My grandma was going to play first. The pins were located at the very beginning of the lane instead of at the end. She threw the ball and nocked down all the pins except for the two first ones.
While we were playing, my cousin came. I threw the ball and I got 8 pins. My cousin jumped to the computer of the bowling, he took out a screwdriver and opened the computer. He pulled a keyboard and entered the number 10. The threw the ball but it went out, to the dead lines. However, all the pins fell without even getting hit by the ball. I felt frustated because he was cheating.

I drew in a paper how he cheated and I showed every one. I drew the computer opened and himself changing the number of pins to fall. He left the bowling and we were about to leave as well. My wife said, "Well, he did all his business stuff. He salutated every one and used the computers."
I woke up.