non-lucid

28.05.2010

Fragments (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

- Various False Awakenings
- I was teaching a guy how to teleport and how to fly. I told him that as we were not dreaming lame... that would be an easy chance to become lucid I was not able to actually teleport and fly, but I could simulate how to do it so he would do it when he is dreaming.

I was in front of a computer and I remember that I closed my eyes, I pressed a key on the keyboard (F3 I think) and I concentrated on teleporting. Meanwhile I was explaining him ever step he had to take. I actually did not teleport.

I also stood up and tried to levitate, explaining to him how to do it and in what he needed to think about. I did not levitate and I told him that when he fell asleep, he would levitate easily.

- I think this dream came from a bigger dream. I'm sure I FAed somewhere and then I was with this guy.

- I can recall from the previous dream something about a jail. I think I was observing county jail and people inside of it. I can't recall if I was in jail as well, but I think I did some stuff inside.

28.05.2010

Giant Homer (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Can't recall the entire dream.

There was a giant homer. He was invisible and he lived in the top of a roof. He would take random stuff and people. I remember he took me once and it was not good.

He tried to take me again and bring me with him at the roof. His giant hand grabbed my back, but I knew if I took my t-shirt I would fool him, so I did and he only took my T-Shirt.

I ran to my moms car. I jumped in and we left. I though in loud I could laugh over Homer because he did not catch me. My dad told me that it would be a good idea.

27.05.2010

Back to highschool??? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Finally, after a seven day of crappy dreams dry spell with low recall I had a few more decent dreams. These are not the best and funniest dreams and they are not lucid either, but they are long and more interesting than usual. However, I still got my work messed with my dreams in one of them.

I arrived at a odd high school. It was a very big high school with an enormous parking lot. The parking lot had seven floors and it was very confusing.







I parked in the first floor. Among the cars I saw SUVs, small busses, treadmills, crosstrainers, bikes and other vehicles. It was very very messy, all the cars and other vehicles were randomly parked violating all the parking lines. I walked to class and I was kind of excited because it was my first day.

It was hard to find my class. It was a huge place with several floors and tons of different classes. The classes were crowded all the time, but I somehow liked it. For an odd reason, I knew some of my classmates already. While navigating with my GPS, I saw, "Lucid Dreamers parking." I could see that the parking was tidy, only with cars, all signs were clear and there were a lot of free spots. I wanted to move my car to that lot as I knew I had several lucid dreams in the past. Despite the obvious I did not become lucid!

I met with some friends and went to classes. I was enjoying it. The class ended almost instantly and all the students left the class inmediately. As I exited the classroom, a blond, 5'7'' with black long straight hair kissed me with a lot of passion. She had dark eyes and a very clean face. She was my girlfriend. Despite reality I'm married with a total different woman. She hugged me and told me, "I always try to surprise you when you are done with your classes but you always leave too soon!" I told her I would not be as fast the next time and I will wait on awesome suprises.

I went back into class and I was the whole time thinking about her. I talked about her with one of my friends at class. My girlfriend was very popular. In fact, was the most popular girl in the whole high school. One of my friends had a crush on her and wanted to stay with me after classes to meet with her. I told him he could leave, that she was my girlfriend. Class ended and both my friend and I were talking about random stuff until she approached at us.

My friend talked with her, however, she ignored him. She decided to kiss me instead. She told me if I wanted to have dinner with her. I told her I would love too, but I was a little worried because I somehow knew that dinner was waiting at home for me.

We walked around the school. She showed me a restroom of the school, however, it had a big bathtub. She kissed me and said, "Do you want to have sex with me here?" I kinda wanted but I replied, "Well... it will be kinda risky here at school with all the teachers. Teachers have a 6th sense and they will notice. Let's have sex when we get to my place." She agreed.

She had to catch the bus, so I though it would be great to ride the bus with her, however, I remember that I had my car parked in the school and that probably it was not a good idea to leave the car alone the whole night. I said, "I will drive you! My car is here so its a better idea. It will be faster" She agreed and we walked towards the lot. I was thinking if she would like my car.

My friend insisted in going with her in the bus. She felt bad of him and asked me what could we do. She offered me to drive him as well. He would go in the back seat. I considered, however, I wanted my girlfriend to meet my mom so I just remained silent. I want to point out that both my mom, my home in the dream, etc, are drawn from real life memories. When in the dream I though about my home, it was the home were I lived before moving out with my wife.

I waked to the lot but I could not find my car. I walked around the entire lot up and down, I checked every single car but I did not find mine. My girlfriend started to get mad as she did not want to be late.
My friend suggested me that my vehicle might be in the first level, were my class was. I was sure it had to be there as I recalled parking it there. I checked but my car was not there.

Suddenly, we were searching for one of my cats instead of my car. I found a small room and inside was one of my cats. My girlfriend said, "Finally, we can go home now! Oh... she is so cute." She petted my cat. I found odd that my cat was shinning. She was surrounded by a greed flourescent light. She had the heartless simbol (my avatar) but she was happy to see me. I woke up.

27.05.2010

Can't find a lock!!! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was going to visit a stadium with my wife. I was carrying my backpack with all my Magic the Gathering cards and two jackets (my wife's and mine) I walked inside the men's locker room to lock up my stuff.







I was not able to find a single lock for me. Everything was occupied but I found one. I placed inside my backpack and realized that both jackets were on a chair. Instead of locking it, I took my backpack with me intending to grab my jackets and place everything inside. When I tried to return to it, it was gone. Someone else occupied it.

I could not find other one. The room was full of people and I was starting to get annoyed, so I exited the room with both jackets and the backpack. My wife felt bad and blamed herself. She told me that is the same stuff that happens with the kid she has to take care of. She told me that if she would be more responsible, I could have found a locker. I could not understand why she blamed herself.

I decided to browse a little more. Suddenly, a voice said that there was a free locker. It was at the very end of the locker room. I tried to reach it but I failed. Someone else grabbed it before me.
I left with the jackets and the backpack and started to walk with my wife.

27.05.2010

Dream with a prize (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a house, it was a pent house. I lived there with three more friends.

It was x-mas and we put the tree. It was a very tiny tree. I explored the living room while I was talking with my friends. The outside was covered my snow. We shared a big garden with only one neighbor. Our neighbor was African American.

We went to sleep and then, we woke up and discussed our dreams. I can't recall what we exactly talked about.

Suddenly, my friends were looking for a prize. They looked around home, inside the closets but they found nothing. I suggestred a couple of places but it was not found. One of my friends told me, "We are looking for the Extraodinary Heroic Lucid Task prize, remember?" I told them that it could be very big and outside.

As we exited, we found a giant billboard. It had the time, the sponsor of a bank and some letters that read, "Extraodinary Heroic Lucid Task" It was green and we were very excited. Our neighbor came out annoyed and said, "I do not want patriotic crap outside in my garden." I know, makes no sense. We told him he had to deal with it.

I was wondering how we got such prize. How did they knew the lucid dream we had? We did not tell. I know it was not me. I remembered that my most recent major lucid dream was about destroying the Earth, so I knew that was not heroic.

I was at home again and realized how crappy our tree was. I realized that it was what I had, after all, I was living with friends and we all were in a budget.

I tried to walk with one of my friends, but he was walking fast. I talked to him and tried to catch him. I carried my backpack with my cards. He told me I better went back home. I felt it made sense because Magic The Gathering was a very old game and probably it would not be standard so it would be unlawful. I know, more nonsense. So I turned around and woke up.

25.05.2010

The FA night (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had a night with plenty of FA and real awakenings. I'm not even sure about which ones are real and which ones are not, so I will jot fragments of everything I can recall.

- My wife was on most of them.
- I wanted to do some stuff around home but my wife did not.
- In some of my FA, my wife also wakes up and pretends we are going to do as planned.
- One of my old cell phones was still working.
- I played basketball with some friends.
- I was out of the game, but at some points I would get the ball and pass it to my friends. For some odd reason, it was not cheating. The other team did not complain.
- A few of my friends critiquized a guy on his back.
- More basketball game and chit chat about stuff of Internet.
- I felt bad when I woke in the morning, but can't recall why.

24.05.2010

Wife does not like when I work on dreams (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This is pretty odd. My wife is completely fine with me about lucid dreaming, recalling dreams but in my dream it was completely opposite. Sorry for the lame dreams I've had two super busy weeks but now I'm heading for a few non so busy weeks.

I had a usual false awakening. I was about to write down a dream I just had. That I ended up not recalling for real. She started to question and complain why I had to waste time and write down every single dream I had. We discussed for a while and she invited me to leave if I planned to keep working on my dreams.

We each had a the same journal I have in real life. My wife was upset but she was making a list of stuff she wanted to do instead of writting down dreams. While she was working on her list, I was writting down my dream.

My mom appears and notifies me that my wife was almost done with the list. My mon read the list my wife was preparing and for some reason, she got sad.

My mon talked with my wife about cleaning and asked for some advice. She needs no advice, but my mom is obsessed with cleaning so that might trigger something about this dream. My mom gave some advice and added a few things to her list.

My mom requested my list. I told her it was about dream. She read my journal and smiled. She was happy about them.

I appeared at a grocery store. The entrance of the grocery store is known for me, but 2500 miles from home. It was a grocery store were I used to go in Chicago, but I do not longer go as I live in San Diego. There was a guy at the entrance. that guy looked the same as a customer I had in waking life. He told me, "So... about that hispanic guy.." I felt bothered by him (same as I felt in waking life in the store) so I ignored him and walked away. I woke up.

23.05.2010

Solving weird memory problems (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was behind a computer using a special software to improve instant memory recall. I remember I was working with some one, I think it was my wife but I can't tell.

We were solving some puzzles. Basically, for a few seconds you could see a grid with different shapes of figures. After a few seconds, the image disappears and you see a blank grid. You had to fill the grid with the figures. You needed to remember where the figures were located. You could paint the figures with black or red.

We tried to do a hard level, and we failed. My wife stressed and walked away. I tried to do it by myself and succeed.

23.05.2010

Working at the Olive Oil store (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in the store, where I regularly work. The store did not look different. Unfortunately, I was not lucid so I did not explore it. The store was stocked in full, as it is usually. I was stocking some bottle of our Olive Oil behind the Olive Oil Tasting Bar. I did not read the bottles (that would trigger lucidity for sure) but I was stocking them and I knew where each bottle had to go.

The tasting room was empty, however, I could hear some customers, so they could be in the other room of the store. It was during the day. I think it was sunny out. I did not have any special feeling or thought while doing this.

I think there was other coworker and I'm pretty sure it was not made up.

23.05.2010

Flowers and Roses (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This was a very short dream and I could not entirely recall it, as soon as I woke up, started to jot it down.
I was outdoors. I could feel the wind blowing in my face. We were out of town. There was a guy who had several flowers and roses. They were colorful and I think he was selling them This dream vanished fast and after waking, it started to flew from my head so fast that I took only a few notes.

23.05.2010

Insane firecrackers, insane guy with a weird ending (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I went to the bathroom and went to drink water. This plus the jotting took me like 10 minutes, which could trigger a DILD once I went back to bed. In addition, I was going to attempt WILD. However, my fingers were hurting me so I could not focus well enough for a WILD. Unfortunately, DILD did not trigger so my next dream did not have a single second of lucidity at all, but it was still a nice vivid dream.

This was my second dream of tonight. Vision was perfect, vision in first person, sound was excellent, smell was excellent, feeling was excellent. Everything was so real that I forgot to perform a reality check lending to non lucidity.
It was night and I was in a neighborhood that I have never been before. I had a friend who I never met in my life. We were talking about how the US laws suck with the usage of firecrackers and other fireworks. He had several firecrackers. Some of them were regular firecrackers, some of them were SMALL WHITE ROCKETS and some of them were larger rockets with random colors. I want to note that every single firework in this dream was a firecracker... the ones that goes "BOOM" without any light effects. He was throwing several firecrackers and the neighbors were really upset. I fired some of them as well. He had WHITE ROCKETS that were as big as a hand. He threw those with his hand. Those rockets were kinda scary because they exploded very hard, in addition, they FLEW RANDOMLY and I was afraid one could fly towards me. In fact, I avoided a few of them that flew towards me. Some of these rockets did two or EVEN THREE "BANGS" in a row. For every "BANG" they did, their FLIGHT TRAJECTORY CHANGED ABRUPTLY. This guy was very mad because he could not enjoy firing firecrackers.

I saw a huge bag full with firecrackers. There were some of them that were shaped like a book. The PICTORE OF THE FIRECRACKER WAS A PICTURE OR A RANDOM COLLECTIBLE CARD GAME. One of them I can remember, was the picture of Sorin Markov. I wanted to fire one of those but he warned me that it would burn everything in its path and advised me to find a place with little or no parked cars. We walked around the neighborhood and it was full of parked cars. We found a lot that looked creepy, but it was empty. I could fire my things and exploded insanely. The lot had a metal fence. It was old.

I could remember this guy swearing around. For every swear, he threw one of those RANDOM ROCKETS I did not like... he also fired those ones that EXPLODED TWO OR THREE TIMES IN A ROW. I had to avoid some of these. He had a row of these fire rockets ready to ignite. He connected them so firing the first one would trigger the other ones. He fired them and for a few seconds there were several of this WHITE ROCKETS, flying and booming. Some old ladies opened their windows and said they called the police.

After a few seconds. There was a police chopper. They came to arrest us. The chopper's door opened and a ladder came out of it. A guy dressed as a S.W.A.T came out from the chopper and climbed down the ladder. He advised us to go with him before the real police came. We entered the chopper.

The guy who drove the chopper married my friends mom.

After this, I was in a room. There was the guy of the chopper, a random woman which was my friend's mom, my friend (firecracker guy) and little random girl and me. She prepared some WEIRD LOOKING PANCAKES with both vanilla and chocolate whipped cream. I told her something like, "See... you could prepare this dish after all." Dream vanishes. I wake up and write everything down. I think I missed no detail on this one.

23.05.2010

Driving to nowhere, getting tickets and screwing up my clean driving report (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was driving my car. My wife was with me. We were going to complete some personal assignments. It was sunny and there was no traffic at all. There were very little cars if any. I did not feel anything in particular, other than the feeling I might have when I'm driving to complete a personal assignment. While I was driving something happened at a stop sign that I got a ticket. The police did not stop me, there was no police. But I did something I do not remember what exactly happened her. So, I knew I was going to receive a ticket at home for $16. I was upset because I knew I screwed a little my driving record, but I did not worried a lot because it was a minor offense with a small price to pay.
While I was driving thinking about the ticket. There was a stop light. The road in this stop light was merging left and I needed to do so. There were no cars at this stop light. I was about to merge left when my wife suddenly says, "Turning yellow!! Photo Enforced!!!" I try to hit the breaks but my car does not stop where it was supposed to stop. It stops in the middle of the crossroad. I go backwards and as I move I see the flash of the camera. I got another ticket. It was $500 California huge priced tickets. Never got one but some friends told me I felt really worried and anxious. I was very worried because I had to pay $500 which would add to my regular bills. I was making numbers in my dream about having to pay the $500 plus all my monthly responsibilities. I was also worried because I'm very busy And I knew I in my dream I was very busy I knew that the result off getting the ticket I would need to go to like a driving school or something to remove that ticket history from my driving record. It was an additional $80, 8 hours and an exam. The dream ended suddenly or I do not remember how it ended (if this was not the end of it)

23.05.2010

Fancy vampires without blood cravings (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a big house. The furniture of the house was old school, however, it was clean. The house was a little dark, but there were lights on. The house was very big. It had an enormous living room.
There was a party going on the party. I knew all of them were vampires, however, no one could tell because they looked totally normal. I lived with them and I was a member of their family, however, I knew I was not a vampire. I was a regular mortal.
There were several vampires. It was a party, so friends from my vampire family were reunited. They were a special race of vampires called "Erratic Vampires" I heard that name a few times during the dream.
Somehow in this dream I remember the issues I had with my vehicle and all the tickets. In addition I remembered all the stuff I have to do daily. I felt I was tired of everything and if I became a vampire I would be free. I was sure that becoming a vampire would stress me out completely.
I asked who I think was my dad (made up face) to bite me. He told me, "Today I can't bite you. We already sent the XXXXX in so we have to wait until tomorrow" I can't remember was XXXXX was... he said a word but it does not come up.

I felt a little pissed off because I wanted to become a vampire, do vampire stuff and be worry free. I'm unsure why but I was sure that becoming a vampire would help me out. I went to a room with my wife (she was a vampire too)
I was holding a box with Magic the Gathering Cards. It was an old box that I purchased before. It was full of cards and I can remember a few: Nevinyrral's Disk, Time Vault, Armageddon and some revised random basic lands.
I explained to my wife that I bought those cards because they would cost more if I bought the ones I needed as singles. I explained to her that they would help me out with the decks. In waking life I own all those cards and in fact, I do not even need them

I started to talk with her about the vampire thing. She explained to me that they did not need blood and they have a regular life like a mortal. She told me that they do not need water neither. However, she told me she likes to drink water because is refreshing and tasty. She liked the flavor.
False Awakening
I jotted down my dream in a NOTEBOOK Then I start to see the news I want to note I'm from San Diego, but the news changed my city and state

The news said, "Here in Manhattan does not even look like winter. The snow is melting and its warm." I was able to saw in first person a pile of snow melting very fast. There were talking about fancy houses. The news continued saying, "In some house it does not even look spring. They have some magnificent decorations" They started to talk about ice sculptures and they filmed the vampire's house where I was in.
They filmed the cellar of the house. I could see inside something like big old school veil boats made of ice. There were several of them and they were placed one by one, like in a row. The boats were made of purely ice.

23.05.2010

Teenagers pretending at the park (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at the park with my wife. It was sunny and warm. I could see and hear the trees moving with the wind, however, I do not remember feeling the wind myself.
There was a group of people taking and pretending something about couples and more stuff.
We were close to the group and we were hearing what they were saying. They were pretending all the time about couples. One of them mentioned my wife to be a couple with other guy. I did not feel jealous at all as I knew they were just pretending. They said something like, "I can marry Mary and then he can marry Ana" Ana is my wife

I was not upset about that, as it was just a pretend. My wife said, "Nah, I'm with him. I do not like to pretend." She was pointing at me when she said that. One of the guys looked at me and was angry with me because he though I was jealous and I did not understand pretending. I told him I knew they were pretending and I was OK.

23.05.2010

Game Operator stress (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm game operator from a major online game, and it's time to get raised to the next level, but the time seems is not coming yet, they are somehow undecided.
I was chatting over the computer, in a channel only for game operators. One member from the HQ of the game was in that chat and they were discussing about who was going to be raised to the next level. I knew I felt not so good, I was somehow worried and annoyed. I remember the chat was looking weird and there were only four people. The nickname for each people had several colors.

I can't remember anything else from this dream.