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Neighbors' cat petting (fragment)

I'm petting the neighbors' cat.

Big dude, big hands (fragment)

There's a large black man in a hoodie with big hands, like a rock climber's hands.

Impossible OD bass

I'm watching on my phone a beatbox sound tutorial : "Aaah" + outward Villain OD bass + inward version of that + Jayton voice. But it's impossible to inhale and exhale at the same time...

I tried to WILD. Although a failed attempt, I think it made my two last dreams quite vivid

My Doom monsters (fragment)

I'm in a pixelated video game, most likely Doom from 1993. Surrounded by green mountains and a green sky, I must be on an alien planet. There's a fight between my team of monsters vs another team of monsters. I'm probably semi-lucid, can't quite remember. Some flying or hovering alien monsters are coming towards me.

Sticky cobwebs

I'm in a room with white walls and ceiling, there are other people. Pink chewing-gum is hanging from the ceiling to the floor, like big sticky/melting cobwebs.

Sleeping, selling and party crashing

At my parents' house, I decide to sleep on a mattress outside, in front of the living room's doors. A random cat sleeps with me. The next day, me and other people are riding motor scooters. The cat is sitting behind me. Then I return to my matress, lots of people arrive, they begin hosting a party and start selling our stored beers and stored food, from the garage and an underground storage room (that we don't have IRL). They'll donate part of the profit to my family. It's now night time, people count down and shout happy new year, but I ruin the fun by shouting : "It’s over !", because my mom said they have to go. Disappointed, they leave.

Big baby brother

*sequel to the previous dream* I still want to sleep outside, but my parents and my new little brother (which I don't have IRL) are in the living room : my brother is a huge (like a big doll, almost my height) white baby in diapers, able to walk and speak like an adult. He could be a character from Baby Boss at this point...

The Groot spot (fragment)

There's a character similar to The Spot (in Spider-verse), with the head shape of Groot.

Puppy adoption girls

Two girls have adopted a puppy. They are playing with him on the grass. His dark green tag has no name on it yet.

I've had the same dream with lionesses in the past, with some details changing (rendering glitch, teeth cleaning and bananas)

Marathon with lionesses (recurrent dream)

I participate in a marathon even though I never run : we go through a hall that is sometimes a desert, and lionesses start following us, but don’t really attack : they're "playing", gently biting us. I clean pieces of meat or brain from the teeth of one of them. The top of her body (from eyes to pelvis) is missing, as if not rendered, making it flat, and leaving black void instead. One of the runners eats all the bananas in his bag (leaving the figs), which is an indication of giving up the marathon.

Fleeing the scene, scenario changing

It is night, I'm in an apartment, I punch or slap someone and run away, into another room, jumping from the window. Then several scenarios take place : scenario 1 : I cling on to the iron stairs, then run down the street. Scenario 2 : I transform into a small transparent creature (like a piece of ghost plastic) and teleport to the bottom, on the street.

Sleep talking battle

I'm at my parents' house, my brother insists that I babysit the children of his female friend. I say no. Same for another one. I finally accept. I'm now at his friend’s place, it's night, I see myself in third person through the night camera of the friend, with black and white vision : we're all sleeping in the same bedroom. There are the kids and some adults. One of the adults screams in his sleep, so I'm annoying too : we're now both talking while sleeping. It's like a battle of who is the most annoying. The friend is also watching the cameras.

Creepy grannies : shush of horror

At the dinning table in my parent's house, there are two strange old ladies. One of them is a creepy cartoon character (beige skin, really creepy eyes. She reminded me of a mix between Double King's animation by Felix Colgrave and Mokey's show). She says "Shhhh!" to someone, but super hollow and with a snake sound, through her giant mouth full of darkness.

Creepy grannies : forbidden snacks

Gumball and Darwin are in the house of two old ladies who welcome them with warm smiles, even offering them soup to eat. But the grannies end up revealing that they're planning to eat them. They manage to escape, they're in my hometown. They want to call the police but first dial the wrong number, then get hung up on. Hiding in a bush, Gumball and Darwin finally manage to call the police, while whispering. But the creepy grannies arrive by parachute, jumping from a light aircraft. The two boys understand that they have a tracker in them (must've been hidden in the soup). The police will end up arresting the creepy grannies, finally putting a stop the the menace.

Fluffy dog adoption

I stopped driving because I saw two fluffy stray dogs on the road : a white one and a brown one. I really want to save them from homelessness, but I can only take one in my car. It’s hard but I choose white (he looks more cute and fluffy). I telepathically tell him to get in my car, which he happily does.

White van trip

I'm with my dad in the hallway of an apartment, I slide along the handrail to go downstairs. We have to get into a white van but there's no more room so dad has to go in the trunk. We're on the road to get out of town, I joke to the driver that if he drives too fast, the van will jump in the air. Then I say that I know this road by heart.

Petting from an other dimension

I'm petting a dog but there's something special about him. Maybe he's from another dimension ?

Big men, small capsule

Me and some people are in a black circular object, probably a capsule. We're sitting in a circle, as if waiting for a roller coaster ride to begin : I'm now fat, Caseoh is behind me talking with an even bigger man behind him. There are also cartoon characters : a blue wolf guy, and others.

Rick O'Connell's last fight

I'm Rick O'Connell. It is night. Me and en enemy are probably fighting on the rooftop of a tall building. I fall back from the building, clinging on to him. I sacrifice myself to kill him : I pierce our two bodies with a thick spear.

King's drum

I'm in the dinning room at my parent's house. Some evil purple reptilian entities are moving around in a piece of furniture. Then King (from One Punch Man) arrives. He's extremely afraid of the entities. He trembles so much that his hands begin drumming on their own on the table, holding laser scanners. The beat scares the entities, who do not dare to attack him because of that.

Garage sparrows

I'm at my parents' house, I go to drink liquid cream on the table outside, then my mom puts away the milk and cream cartons. She tells me she's released the birds (our sparrows, which we don't have IRL). I go and join them in the garage. I turn on the lights and sing a melody, put on music, then I imagine listening to music with my bluetooth headset, surrounded by chaos in a city.

Rey Enigma dance

A guy dressed up like Rey Enigma makes people smile by dancing in front of them, with music on his speaker : a big crowd on a stadium. He then sits with people to watch runners and dancers on the sports track.

Laughing with classmates

I’m in high school, first day of class, I'm talking and laughing with the guy to my left. Same with a blonde girl to my right. She tells me that drunk people would spit and vomit on themselves because the smell of saliva repels ticks. The teacher is not pleased by us chatting. The bell rings. The teacher makes some students swap places, I’m afraid of not being next to the girl or the guy I was chatting with. We just had math and history, students complain about the next class.

Divine shopping

At a grocery store, everyone is buying things at prices with divine meaning.

Discord melody ban

On a beatbox Discord, improvised tag-team : a kid does the melody, a guy does the beat, I hear them even after leaving, I come back, I mute myself but I get instently banned.

Skelet-demon chase at MacDonald's

Me and a guy are being chased by a demonic entity : a skeleton man with eyes of green light, riding his demonic black ostrich, who also has green light eyes. We're running around a sofa, I'm riding a horse. Then the beatboxer Remix now has the same hairstyle as Taras Stanin (blond and brown) who's with him. They order Macdonald's at the drive thru. Then the entity returns as Batman, chasing me at MacDonald's, at night, between the tables. He then regains his skeleton/ostrich form, and again, I’m riding my horse around a couch. But this time he's catching up. So I make a sudden backflip and take his top hat. I put it on before slamming my face on the ground, and I gain one of his abilities : I have a skelton head.

Badly shaved

I'm shaving my sideburns, but checking the mirror, I realize I've shaved parts of my hair. I try to put it back in place but the damage is already done...

Soup party and history latecomers

There are three bags of dried soup in a cardboard box each representing teenagers : a blond guy and three girls. The guy calls a fourth girl for a party in the box, one of them is his sister. Then I'm in high school, a guy wakes up sitting at a table after having little sleep after a party. He picks up something I borrowed from him in my bag, and I realize I have History/Geography class "in a minute ago" (it’s something-51, I'm late by one minute). I take a notebook and quickly climb the stairs. I'm not the only one late, the male teacher and an old lady are there waiting for us in front of the door. I realize I've already come to this place in the previous years. The teacher says that usually, the late ones forget their notebook. Then he goes downstairs to get the rest of the latecomers.

Treasure search at the beach

On the beach with my brother and his wife, we're looking for things buried in the sand. I use a spear (wooden handle, metal tip), I find waste (plastic...), but I lose the tip of the spear under the sand, so I use a plexiglas machete. I think I found a crab, But it's actually the molt, or half shell of a giant lobster (small black eyes and red shell). His tail is just above me, his head is in the shape of a shovel. I could then take it to dig better. I repeat, all excited : "A shovel ! A shovel !".

Human bears and fake heron

I'm walking in a forest, and meet a family of brown bears on the way. I get into a ball (because you're supposed to play dead when faced with them) and cover my eyes and ears. Whan they pass me, they become human. One is a girl, she can't stop looking at me. I continue to walk, when a fake heron is rolling near me (probably pushed from far away by someone). Its thin legs, with wheels, clip into two small holes provided for this purpose near the skew. I try to move the heron to other holes but can't. then I go back because the sun is going down. It's now dark, I pass by the monkeys enclosure of the zoo, the jungle ambiance is scary, a macaque quickly passes right in front of me, hanging from a vine.

Trump rap and earthquake

Donald Trump is preparing a rap speech : rhymes with old school rap. Outside, when the speech begins, people rush to enter the barriers and then stop to listen. Then everyone is inside, a guy throws a banana peel on the wall, it sticks. Then suddenly an earthquake, Trump joins his helicopter on the roof, people take refuge on the roof, total panic, everything collapses (floors, buildings...), I run towards the forest path from the previous dream, I hit a military guy in the face, he falls dead, I loot his stuff : a machine gun in a bag. His two comrades did not see me, but I take an other route just in case.

Saving Alex

I'm watching the Wizards of Waverly Place on ipad : episode (doesn't exist IRL) where Alex tries to hang herself with a purple rope because the sun is rising and she has nowhere to hide (I wonder why she doesn't hide in in a kitchen drawer), because the sun is deadly to her, like a vampire. But Justin sings to convince her not to do it : "...because you want to fuck everything up !".

Choosing forks

I'm choosing from a basket of different colored plastic forks (black, blue, mostly orange...).

Power of intention

There's a little girl in my parents' garden, everything she says comes true. Lots of frogs are scattered in the garden. With her power of intention, she makes them return to their box, and other stuff *forgot what happens next*.

Corn prank/betrayal

A corn grain climbs around his buddy’s car (who isn't corn) while trying to hide a cherry tomato on his back. They are on a growing Fortnite tower. The corn grain makes his friend believe that he's helping him But his friend, in the car, saw that. The corn grain tells him it was a prank but he's angry, the tomato is like a betrayal for him.

Parked flirting

Two girls are parked in a car, and two guys come flirting with them. One of the girls taunts a guy, but his response is great (I forgot it), and he manages to kiss her. When the guys leave, I go ask the girls something unrelated but no answer because they are still overwhelmed by what just happened.

Phonk, dog and map (LD)

*WBTB WILD* I'm lying in my bed, eyes closed, my arms rise up on their own, then the dream is created : I hear music that I've never heard before (probably phonk, with "eh, eh, eh" in loop). Then I'm in a bedroom, I slowly fall and bump my head against the bed. Through a hole in the bed sheet I can see a dog under the bed. *short awakening* A world map appears in front of me.

I ate pork chop and ham before bed, maybe it had an influence on my dream...

Escape of the pigs

I'm at my parents' house, in the garden. Through the garage window I see lots of pigs inside, too many in a space way too small. They all push each other, it’s complete chaos. One of them looks at me, standing up, it’s a bit scary. Then I enter, the pigs are in a square enclosure, including two very large and tall humanoid pigs, one male, one female. The male pushes the female out of the enclosure, which turns her human (she keeps her tall and large shape). She's exhausted. I tell her to lie down on the long sofa cushion in the garden, but she falls and hurts her finger. I go find my mom for something to fix her finger, but she has an insect on her : a small black ant head and big yellow body, like a jelly bean. I remove it from her, she thinks it might be an evil creature. Returning to the enclosure, there are only a few piglets left. The male humanoid pig has opened the enclosure... A piglet has climbed a refrigerator covered with a tarp, I take him and give him to an orang-utan in the enclosure.

Chased throughout gardens

I'm at my parents' house, but it looks like another house. A guy and a girl are mad at me, the guy is chasing me, even outside. I'm running for my life. Then same scene but I run through the neighbors' gardens, hopping a fence.

Sleep:1:00AM to 11:32AM (10hr32m)
Detail: 687 words.

Pre-WBTB

No recall.

Post-WBTB

The Night City:
I'm laying on a couch in a living room that doesn't resemble any place I can recall strongly.
My sister shows up with a puppy, and there are a couple kids running around to play with it.
Later I'm up, and there is a bug that one of the little kids is trying to catch. She has a bag of insects that seem content to hang out in the bag.
...
I'm at a large open field, with a stone wall in front of me. The scene feels a bit distant, like it is zoomed out a little.
I try to imagine grabbing onto the rock with my hands and I can feel the rock. It strikes me that this feels like a lucid dream transition (like a WILD) but that couldn't be.
I decide to do a nose-check anyway and I can breathe.
This is, in fact, a dream.
I continue to climb the rock, not realizing that this is an excellent dream stabilizing exercise.
When I get to the top, I "take off the VR goggles" and the world gets a bit clearer.
I try to remember the pre-flight check plan, but I can't recall specifics of what I'm supposed to do.
I just say "I'm theshirecat, and this is a dream!".
...
I'm lucid again in a city at night. There is an outdoor festival happening, with food and people at a bar.
I remember that I wanted to listen to the "people chatter" and see if it is nonsense like a video I had seen told me it would be.
I decide to focus on that after I'm done talking to a couple of DCs.
"Can you make a melody for me?" I ask one of them.
The DC has a long oval face with short hair, and has a friend nearby on another stool.
He seems confused so I ask again.
"Like, if I sing, keep it going."
I sing a short 4 note tune.
He joins in at the end, with what seems like a couple random notes. That's OK, he tried.
I leave the festival area and spy a large skyscraper, the tallest along the dark sky.
There are lights all over the place and it is beautiful.
"That one, I'm going to fly to that one."
I kick off the ground superman-style and start zooming towards it.
It doesn't get closer to me as fast as I expected, it must be very far away.
"Faster. Faster!"
I get modest increases in speed when I ask for it, but pointing my fists behind me gives a good boost.
There are some electrical lines in my path, and I find dodging past them a challenge.
I start to point my fists to adjust my trajectory to dodge them, and I succeed.
I get above the tall building, and notice a pink portal in the center of it.
I decide I'm going to fall directly into it from the air.
I position myself, and do so.
...
I'm in a sort of "in-between". Almost like a healing pod from Dragonball Z, and a living room is on the other side.
It feels like my lucidity is hanging by a thread, that on the other side of the pod would be losing it.
I try to keep my thoughts together, but I slip.
...
I gain lucidity again in a small room. There are about 8-10 people being forced into an elevator. Hermione from Harry Potter is among them.
Something is terrible about this, but I follow them into the elevator.
The door closes behind us, and all is panic, but then I remember I can do whatever I want.
I smash the elevator door, and shove it aside. Beyond it, there is elevator-like room.
The people cheer for me breaking it, despite it not really helping the situation.
Activities occur with Hermione.
...
I've lost lucidity and I'm with my friend J in a jeep. We're going to go fishing for dinner.
There is a small pond that makes it easy to catch fish. I feel very prepared for this trip, comparing it to another time where I hadn't been.