non-lucid

Meeting in Savana:
My father was with some guy in an environment that looks like a savana with lots of sand, very little trees, ec.... This guy gave me the impression that he was a hunter. The guy asked a question something about the blank and it took my father by surprise as in “you’re asking about the blank” as if it’s a forbidden thing. He went on and asked about “how the kids are doing”. My father said just fine.

A Meeting:
Me, 3 guys and a girl are doing something. One of these guys is tall but that’s all I can recall.

The Magic Snowmobile:
I was near a parking lot where there was a lot of snow and a snowmobile was parked there. I was with my sister and some random kids that I don’t know IRL but possibly knew in the dream. I had climbed the tree and was sitting on one of the branches. The snowmobile moved on it’s own to the edge of the sidewalk, so, that it wasn’t obstructing traffic. I climbed down and went to it’s side to see if I can move it back and a van passed by with the guy looking at me in a weird way. The owner came out and asked what happened and I told her that it wasn’t me and that I didn’t do anything. Funny enough, in that period of time, the snowmobile moved even further out so that it was taking a small chunk of the road. For some odd reason, I didn't notice this movement and afterwards I returned home with my sister

Thoughts: If I'm not mistaken, I woke up laughing from the savana dream, not sure what the blank was, but, it must be something funny. That's or my emotions were running high in my dream.

Dancing:
I remember seeing a stage performance of some kind. All I remember was seeing a bunch of ladies standing together in a straight line dancing on a wooden stage in a theatre similar to the type that you see in movies. They were wearing red cloth and they all had black hair.

Dream Journaling:
Another dream was of me writing 3 of my dreams in my dream journal. After I was done, I was thinking “good I wrote them all, I’ll see them in the morning”.

Thoughts: That second dream was on the funny side because I woke up that morning expecting to read them over and found a blank page

Had a pretty good night as far as dreams. A lot of sexual dreams O_O and an almost successful DEILD.

DEILD:
had my alarm set to go off around 6 am. The alarm goes off for 10 seconds and says YOUR DREAMING... YOUR DREAMING... DONT MOVE...DONT MOVE before it goes off.

I hear the alarm, keep my eyes closed, and within one minuite hear the familiar wind blowing in my ears. It stops and I try to imagine a dream scene unfold. Nothing happens. eventually just fall asleep. What I forgot was... back in the day when I did this almost every morning, the wind stopping meant I was already in the dream and that I can open my eyes and do a RC. Oops

Walk:
My cousin came over and told me we were going to the Bahamas. I went to go to a storage unit to find some stuff for the trip. I found some shoes with poop on them and a couple other crappy things. Was in my neighborhood walking my dog. I had that feeling of being followed or watched. I started going home when for some reason i went up some stairs and into someones house. They freaked out and I apologized and said I had no idea why I came into their house. The owner said "Hey, by the way.. thanks for the hotdog grilling machine!!" I started running back home because I felt as if someone or something was chasing me. My dog Bella was walking really slow and I kept pulling her.

Lindsey:
This is kind of a sex dream.
Was with my first girlfriend Lindsey. We went into my room and I asked her for a bj. She said she wanted to but that we should go to my restaurant first. We go there and I find a pillow to hide her while she was doing it. She was about to give me head when she suddenly spits and says I taste gross and that I should wash myself off. I tell her to go wait in the car and I would wash myself and finish the beer on the table. I remember a lot of people at the resturant were watching us.

Orgy/party:
This one was after I slept for about 10 hours. Super vivid and real hahaha
There was some massive event in downtown bellevue where everyone was partying. I drove over and found it 100% packed with college students like me getting wasted. I drive over to my dads old condo and park. There are people doing crazy things and drinking in the parking lot. I meter maid comes over and checks my car. I am kind of worried but I remember that it was guest parking and there was nothing he could do about it.
I call my friend michael and tell him how crazy it was and he told me he hasn't even left his place yet! I started walking around and decided to go to the mall while I wait for him. There are people drinking all over the streets and no cars can move. I walk and end up seeing my friend Ruby there. She joins me and we start walking back to my dads condo.
I lay on the bed with her at the condo and we wait for michael. There is action going on in the hall and I told her I would be right back, I wanted to try something crazy. I see some girls looking at me near a closet. I say to one of them "want to go in the closet and mess around?" She starts following me, but when I look back its a guy. He freaks out and goes over to ruby (crazy but as I am writing this I start to remember another dream I had.. it was just a flash.. now its gone ) and tells her I am a creep. I get pissed off and kick him off the bed. He flys into the wall and almost breaks it. he gets up and leaves.
We are still waiting for michael. We start to cuddle, but are really jumpy because ruby is kind of michaels girl. He finally comes in and sits on the bed. He randomly makes out with the guy I kicked off the bed and I kind of freak out. Then two girls start to makeout because michael made out with a guy. Ruby comes over and sort of makes out with me. Another girl gets on the bed and pulls me over to make out with her. We end up on the floor and she pushes me to two other girls and all four of us make out. I isolate one of the girls and start making out with her. I wake up happy

This isn't as complete as it should be, considering my memory is impaired from copious amounts of booze. Anyway:

Dream takes place in some sort of fetish cheerleader movie, where the main character is a sweet, dumb, and large-breasted girl. I find that by pricking myself anywhere on my body, I develop a black PVC skin over that area.

19.10.2009

Bus Crash (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This isn't really a seperate dream from "Misty Mountains", as it continued uninterrupted, but the whole story is quite long and this part is totally different.

The flying coach landed in a town on the North coast of Northern Ireland where I used to have a caravan, transforming into a standard coach as it descended. It drove into the campsite, to the caravan I used to own. To my surprise, my family was there, and so was my friend Darren. This time it was definately him, not like the last dream where I wasn't sure. I was exhausted from all the travelling, but the only bed available was a double bed in a room at the back end of the caravan, that Darren was already sleeping in. I was so tired I didn't care and flopped down to sleep. When I woke up, Darren was gone, and an enormous African man was just setttling down in his place. I said, "Who the absolute fuck are you?!?" He responded to tell me that this caravan was free for the use of anybody, and showed me his "ID poster". -This was a fold-out poster (which it seemed natural that everybody had :S) containing information about a person's appearance, nationality, marital status etc. I was shocked to see, beside "Occupation", the words "Large Rapist"! Needless to say, I shot out of bed and ran down to the living room, where I confronted the guy who was obviously running the place. He accompanied me back to the end room to examine the man's ID poster. He said, "This doesn't say rapist!" And sure enough, when I looked, it in fact said, "Huge Ravist". I had no idea what the hell a ravist was, and looked it up when I woke up. According to urbandictionary, it is: "A new political party. It is the Rave party. It is more fun than the Conservative party, and more socially acceptable than the Neonazi party." At the time, in my dream, I thought it was some kind of farmer, but I stand corrected! I still didn't go back to sleep, I just apologised to the guy and walked outside. (I was still 100% sure it had said "Rapist", and he'd changed it).

When I stepped outside, the weather had changed dramatically. It was now hot and humid. The sun was bright, and I started to feel like I was in Florida or somewhere. I went over to two of my friends, Mark and Craig, who were lying on sun loungers. There was now clear blue water lapping up beside the caravan for some reason, and I suggested to them that we go fishing. Craig said, "Nah, only the pro's fish here, but look at that!" He pointed to a killer whale about 30ft away, swiming past. (The water had risen considerably) Craig swam out to it, and I tried to watch. I noticed I was wearing sunglasses, and conveniently they acted as goggles when I went underwater. The whale swam into the caravan's garden, which was now underwater, then leapt up in the air and smacked down causing a massive wave. It started to thrash about, sending the rising water everywhere. Me and several others jumped onto the coach to shelter, but couldn't get the doors closed because the water had broken the electrics. The water was now chest-high inside the coach.

I saw that there was a double-decker bus parked nearby which I swam to and got on board. To my surprise, it was filled with about 60 of my former schoolmates, who were sheltering on the top level. The bottom level was full of water, which was now getting foamy because the whale was still thrashing around. I forced the doors closed, and the bus began to float. It floated to the top of a hill -the water had not reached the other side of this hill. The bus then started rolling down a busy road at high speed, gushing water at it went and knocking cars out of the way. I saw that up ahead was a busy intersection which was familiar to me. I became slightly lucid here, probably because this was so unbelievable -and great fun! Everybody else was screaming in terror and I just laughed. As the bus picked up speed, rolling towards the intersection, I knew this was going to be spectacular. As I would often do in situations like this, I whipped out my phone and started recording. -It didn't occur to me at all that this wouldn't last! I quickly searched my head for an "appropriately triumphant exclamation" to yell when the big crash happened, and for some reason opted for "BOOM HEADSHOT!!" Don't ask me why, it came out of nowhere! Right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olm7xC-gBMY#t=0:15

Enjoy! Somebody shouted "Heads down, chins up!", which made just as little sense. The devastation caused was unbelievable. There were cars thrown for hundreds of metres, trees uprooted and water everywhere. It was great fun seeing the shocked expressions of all the DCs.

The rest of the dream was the aftermath of the crash. A huge deal was made out of the fact that somebody cut their hand.

Seems like I've been sleeping a lot deeper lately. Usually I'm a light sleeper, and will awaken at the slightest thing. This is making it very difficult to WBTB properly. At least my recall was better last night!

1- Dream Journaling (fragment)
I am writing down some keywords from a dream I just had. It seems like it was a very interesting dream...

2- Waiting in the Rain
((Why is this underline green???)) I am in my classroom, when the bell rings. Yay, time to leave! I run down the hallway and am halfway to the door when I realize that I left all my stuff in the classroom. Oh no, I'm going to miss the bus... I run back and grab my stuff, and when I get outside I am relieved to see that I haven't been left.

Later, Steven and I are waiting outside an abandoned building for our dad. It is pouring down rain and extremely uncomfortable. I wish he'd hurry the hell up... FINALLY he arrives, after the rain has already stopped. We are walking down a path behind the building, and come out near a corn field where a motorcycle gang is having a meeting. I am feeling reckless and want to go join them, but my dad says we'd better steer clear. I end up walking through the corn field before returning to the path.

We are now in a car, driving through a really beautiful (and obviously rich) estate. There is so much to see! Gargoyles perch atop the buildings, and glittering fountains gurgle in the courtyards. I keep telling my dad to slow down, that I want to see everything. We pass by a sign that says Amethyst Labyrinth. I know that I must come back here to explore one day.

3- Hospital
((Hm, this one's black like it's supposed to be.)) I am visiting someone in the hospital with a bunch of people I don't know. We get on the elevator, press the button, and... WHOOSH!!!! The thing flies to our floor at an such an incredible speed that I fall over. Holy cow... They must need these elevators to get emergency patients up to the operating room or something.

Later, I am going back down. I make it into the elevator, but the door shuts before the rest of my people can get on. Oh well, they'll have to catch the next one. A little boy is in there with me, and he looks scared to death. "Which floor?" I ask him.

"Five and ten," he answers.

How can he be going to two different floors? I press both of the buttons anyway, as well as the ground floor. The thing immediately shoots way up to the tenth floor as I hold onto the railing for dear life. The little boy is screaming his head off. "I'm going to have to go through this two more times," I think with annoyance.

4- Pit Possum Man
I am taking care of a small possum. Eventually it turns into a pit bull, but it still has the same tail. The thing is fairly aggressive, and the whole time I'm trying to teach it to be more pleasant. At the end, it becomes a man with very little clothing, resembling Tarzan. (And yet again, he still has that possum tail.)

My nose starts to run, because it is cold and rainy. I sniff rather loudly. "What's that?" the possum man asks me.

"What's what?"

He sniffs, imitating me.

"Oh. I had snot running out my nose."

((LOL The conversation got even worse after that, but I won't go there.))

5- Texting (fragment)
I get a text message from a person who I'd rather not hear from. Oh no, not HER. I text back, "The only reason you're so upset is because you KNOW I'm right. You secretly want to change, but you don't know how."

19.10.2009

The Misty Mountains (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream was truly epic in terms of scope, length and fun!

I have little memory of the very start of this dream, but I know it started off as a holiday or some kind of long trip. I had to get from one end of a huge island to the other, and I had someone with me, it might have been my friend Darren. We were in what appeared to be an enchanted forest. The grass was very green and the ground was flat. None of the trees were very thick, and the grass was full of thousands of bizzare species of birds and various tall flowers. It was night time and I could see the stars, but the forest seemed to glow and was the same brightness it would have been in the daytime. I knew that I had done this trip many hundreds of times before, and had flown it every time. I tried to take off, but could not rise above a foot off the ground and I kept accidentally kicking the taller birds. In the end we gave up on unaided flight and opted for a plane instead. The next thing I knew, we were in an airport. The airport was hideously confusing, and me and Darren got seperated. I wound up on a plane bound for the "Misty Mountains" with Owen Wilson and Vince Vaugn (like Wedding Crashers). They were both dressed in gray suits.

We landed in the "Misty Mountains" and took a road trip in an old-fashioned convertible. We drove up and down mountain roads for what seemed (in dream time) like days. The roads were walled on either side with big grey cinder blocks, above which was a huge forest of pine trees, each about 50m tall and densely packed together.

One day during this road trip, the police started chasing us. Vince Vaugn told me that Owen Wilson had robbed somewhere (bank maybe?) while I had been dozing in the back seat. OW was driving, and he took us to the nearest town. The town's police cars joined the chase. These ones were a dark green colour, and looked like they were straight from the 1950's. OW decided to try and fool the cops by driving down an "illegal street". I suddenly got some history of the town beamed into my head out of nowhere, and found out that the town had originally been made up of only a few main streets, but these were inconvenient, and over time, citizens had taken it upon themselves to create new streets using buldozers and pickaxes. The illegal street that we turned into was just wide enough for our convertible, but not wide enough for the persuing police cars. OW explained, "Just taking advantage of other people's deviousness!" When we emerged at the other side, we all jumped out of the car and let it roll onwards at high speed. It was persued by police cars until it crashed into a shop down the street. I assumed the police didn't get a good look at us and tried to blend into the people walking along. Vince Vaughn went into the nearest fashionable clothes shop and OW put on a grey hat and took out a huge old-fashioned camera, to make himself look like a reporter. He then spotted the model Naomi Campbell through the window of a shop, and started taking photos of her. When he saw her, he said "Hey look, there's scary Campbell." -Referring to her notorious temper I assume. She heard him, and marched outside, demanding to know what he meant. OW stuttered, but made a speedy recovery. "I said I'm a scaredy cat! Like... cowardly." She asked him how, and he improvised wildly, spotting Vince Vaughn coming back down the street, arms full of shopping bags, wearing a new outfit. "I'm too scared to ask my friend here for his jacket!" Luckily she found this funny and immediately snatched the jacket off VV, ignoring his warnings about how expensive it was.

A little bit of missing time occurred here...

The next thing i remember is the four of us being chased by King Kong in one of the Misty Mountain's many forests. He was straight-up terrifying, with his face constantly contorted with rage. At one point, we thought he was gone, and so emerged into a clearing which contained quite a large static caravan. We took a few tentative steps out, and suddenly I saw King Kong watching us from the other side of the caravan, through two large parallell windows. I nearly shat myself. The sheer horror of this ape's face shocked me into temporary lucidity. I reassured myself, "It's only a dream, but a damn scary one!" None of the others had noticed the ape yet, and I thought it would be a shame to spoil the big reveal when they too see the ape and run away in a blind panic. So I slowly turned back towards the treeline and smiled. Right when I expected it, they all screamed and charged past me back into the trees. I laughed quite hard.

When I turned round King Kong was nowhere to be seen, and the caravan had transformed into some sort of flying coach. The pilot stepped out and said "Well done, now get on board and we'll fly out of here!" I don't ever remember seeing VV or NC again, but OW was sitting beside me on the flight. I looked out the window at the expanse of forest and saw that there was thick swirling mist around some parts at the tops of trees. I said to the pilot, "So that's why they're called the Misty Mountains!" and he replied "Nah, it's cuz I jizz on them every time I fly over, yeeehaww!" I laughed, shaking my head at this crazy bastard.

17.10.2009

Scooby Doo and the Mine Cart Rollercoaster (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

After briefly waking up after my last dream, this came next and began in a way loosely connected to the previous dream.

I was on top of the castle, on the roof. There was a large modern-looking bridge leading off the top of the front of the castle which headed upwards, not too steeply. Presumably it went downwards not far along because I could only see a summit about 100m away. There were cables running along the side of the bridge and railroad tracks attached to it, with old-fashioned wooden mine carts. The character of Hermione (more Harry Potter) showed me how to use a cart and I took off up the bridge. Once I got to the summit, the track turned much more rickety, like one of those roller coasters based on the Wild West/mining. The track turned downhill steeply and entered a mine shaft. As the cart flew along at high speed through mountains, around the outsides of mountains, I became aware that it was suddenly night time.

All of a sudden I was accompanied by Freddy, Daphne and Shaggy from Scooby Doo. We were all in the same cart apart from Freddy, who was in one behind. We were going very fast downhill, and at the indoor sections of the track, there were frequent overhanging black rubber cables which Daphne kept getting stuck on. I was thinking that this was pretty stupid of her. Every time she would get caught, Shaggy had to grab her arms and hold on. The cart continued at the same speed- the cables just stretched until they broke and Daphne ended up back in.

About here I became aware that I was dreaming, probably due to the general ridiculousness of the situation. I was no longer in the cart, but was watching from a view which kept beside it. I did not try to participate in any way, and just watched what happened as everything became like a cartoon- probably since the only people left in the dream were cartoon characters. Everything was now in very simple colours. All rocks and earth were the same generic soil-brown colour.

I watched as Shaggy tried again to pull Daphne back into their mine cart, when she said something to the effect of "You're a waster! You're always drunk or high!" to him. I laughed then, at how something like this could be in Scooby Doo. (Always drunk/high is how I imagined a real life Shaggy would be and I found this highly amusing coming straight from the cartoon)

I somehow lost lucidity around here, probably because of lack of participation in the dream. I continued as an impartial observer. The track then went outside for a few hundred metres, and ran precariously close to the edge, along a cliff. The mountain continued almost vertically upwards on the right side ot the track, with the edge on the left. I was then watching the action from a point behind a large (8ft) mecacing-looking bird, which was sitting on a rocky peak about 50m from the track (on the left). This peak was at the same level as the track, but between the two was a vast chasm. I drew a pretty good sketch of this POV which I might scan if I get a chance. It was as if this bird was the monster Shaggy, Daphne and Freddy were trying to catch (like they always do), and it was watching their terrible attempt with satisfaction (like cartoon villains always do). The bird was black, which definately denoted malevolence, and its tail was like a cape. Of course it was a cape, since the monster is always a guy in a costume! The head looked like a cross between a crow and the ancient-egyptian bird-god, Horace. The bird flew away once the carts re-entered the mountain down another mine shaft, apparently having seen enough.

17.10.2009

Oddball in Hogwarts (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was playing some kind of game in a castle. This game seemed to be a variant of Halo 3's "Oddball". There were balls hidden on every floor of the castle which contained a certain amount of points. There were balls of different colours- the colours represented the amount of points available. The object of the game was to pick up and hold these balls. Every second you held a ball, points would be given to you. After the points contained in a ball ran out, it disappeared. The person with the most points at the end of the round (i.e. when all points were exhausted) was the winner.

All the corridors in this castle were extremely tight. They had very low ceilings (maybe 6 feet) and it was so narrow it was difficult for two people to squeeze past each other. I got the impression that the castle might have been Hogwarts, and it was then that I realised I was in the middle of a game- and playing against various characters from Harry Potter. My friend Colin was competing as well. I assume he was involved because he is a massive HP fan. The game went on, and after a while everybody stopped running around because we thought all the balls had been used and that the round was over. However I looked at my "interactive map" and noticed that there was one ball remaining on the floor below with 10-15 seconds worth of points left. Colin and I raced for it and I got there first. Colin was annoyed because I would not give up the ball and let him have the points. (We talked while running)

The final ball was in a room which was slightly less cramped than the rest of the castle, despite being only about 4m long from door to back. The walls were grey and looked like stone, except inorganic. There were three shower stalls on the left as I went into the room, and they had huge pink/purple curtains in front of them. The ball itself was at the back of the room, underneath a window which let in some quite bright sunlight. It was the kind of sunlight you might get on a cold but clear winter's morning. I picked up the ball and immediately moved back towards the door I had come in from. I passed the showers; the curtains had started blowing in the wind which had materialised- coming from the window (which I thought was closed?). I spied Colin and two girls out in the corridor and assumed they were getting ready to ambush me in an attempt to steal the ball- and its points. I backed quickly into the room again, looking for an angle or hiding place I could use to my tactical advantage when Colin & co. entered. (Camping is always a legitimate strategy) I realised the only option was to hide in one of the showers, which I ranked as "as good as useless" because it seemed too obvious a place to hide. I decided I would rely soley on speed to get past him and out into the corridor. Strangely though, he and his enforcers waited outside discussing strategy until I had collected all the points and the game was over. I thought this was strange but never got a chance to ask him about it as the dream ended.
I woke up briefly here, I think.

So last nite, I had 3 seperate dreams that I remember. I don't kjnow which order they went in thogh. In the one i became lucid in I was talking to a friend. all of a sudden some black ooz falls on my arm and it starts spreading, i told my friend it was the creature Venom from spiderman. I became lucid and let it cover my body. I jumped 50 feet ijn the air a few times and landed on the roof of a car driving on the street, i picked it up and threw it. i then jumped 50 feet in the air into a park and triedshooting out black webbing and some guys there butnothing would come out and i lost lucidity. In the next dream I was at a school gym but it was decorated for my wedding. But it wasn't the actual wedding it was the rehearsel. All the guests were there and I realized it was a little off butdid nothing about it. I walked myself out into the isle, not with my parentsbecause inreal life i can't depend on my parents to come. i stoped a little bit in the room and eople started flooding in behind me and paid no attention to me, they kept pushing me trying to get in. At that moment i realized i forgot to tell 2 people that were standing up in my wedding to come. my brother who is my best man and my friend. and felt like I had just wrecked the wedding.For some reason we were at some spiritual get together in a city like milwaukee. me, my gf and some people from church and my parents and i believe some of my brothers were there. they were all getting alongexcept for my dad and my mom cuz she tags along with me dad in everything he does. right after worship ended a lady who was leading it turned to my dad and said "I challenge you to get in touch with people and emotions, do you agree?" and my dad stood there without saying anything for a while. just thinking. After a few minutes my dad agreed and I became very happy. I thought to myself "my dad is changing!" in real life my parents and I don't have much to do with eachother anymore because they don't like that I'm not living up to their standards anymore.

One dream recalled made up of two distinct scenes last night.

PART 1 - Dog Murder

My family and I were moving in to a new house. The house was my deceased grandmother's. There was already another family living there, and we were going to all be living in the same house for some reason.

The other family were a couple. They had a pet dog. It was massive and extrememly viscious. It's teeth were gigangic, and it was constantly looking angry, foaming at the mouth, and growling.

The dog had a tennis ball it liked to chase around the lounge. It would constantly come up to us demanding it be thrown. If we refused it became viscious and would look as though it was ready to attack, so we would throw the ball and play along, fearful that it would kill us.

I decided the dog had to die. It was evil and dangerous. My mum and I were walking it through some strange back allyways that twisted and turned. It was foggy. The dog came up to me with the same ball, expecting it to be thrown, but instead I took two paris of scissors out of my pockets and stabbed it through the back of the neck, killing it.

The couple who's dog it was were upset. I told them that they didn't have to be afraid of their evil dog any more, but they didn't care.

I don't have any particular fear of dogs in real life, although I am allergic so I don't like them. I find it interesting that I've had two dreams with dangerous dogs in them since I started my dream journal. Potential dream sign it seems.

PART 2 - Eye Tracking

I had a bloodshot eye. I discussed it with J and R, and they told me that bloodshot eyes occur because of tiny tracking devices that were embedded in people's eyes. The tracking devices were self-repairing and self-replicating, and bloodshot eyes were caused by them replicating themselves. If you looked really closely, they said, you would be able to see them in a mirror. I looked, and I did in fact see these strange looking metal devices in my eye.

J and R also told me that I could remove the tracking devices by rubbing on my eyeball with my finger and applying some pressure. They were apparently just clinging to the surface. I tried it and it worked. They said I'd have to remove them all though, or else they would just replicate themselves again.

I was talking to my mum. There was a man in a black suit with sunglasses on in the room with us. She told me that the eye tracking devices were implanted in fabric that our eyes were manufactured from. I visualised large rolls of green fabric with a machine placing this tiny machines in to it. She said I shouldn't remove them.

The man in the suit and shades spoke now. He told me that the government used these tracking devices to keep tabs on people. He also said that they were linked with the functionality of our eyes, and that removing them all would cause permanently blindness.

Again, no lucids to account for, but at least this time I got a couple dreams recalled, and I remember them clearer than most dreams lately. Glad to see the recall issue is heading back uphill!

Dream 1: I and a few other people from my family had decided to change churches. We went to this one new place to see what it was like. It was...interesting. There were several very weird people there, and at first it seemed like I wouldn't fit in with that group at all, but then I started to meet up with people I could identify with better and my opinion about the place gradually changed.

I sat through the Sunday School lesson, evaluating the teacher's perspectives/beliefs, and he seemed ok. Funny thing was, I didn't hear real words; the volume sounded close-up, but for some reason the guy's voice was muffled the entire time, to the point that he was completely unable to be understood IRL.

The location of the first class was far away from the main service, so everyone had to freerun through Wal Mart to get there. When they saw some of my moves, I instantly gained the friendship of several others who had just started freerunning.

The main auditorium was hardly less strange, though. There was a huge pile of books that formed a sort of staircase all around this one tall platform in the back of the black room that would be unreachable otherwise. Rather than sit a ways back on elevated platforms ourselves, so that we could see the preacher in front of us, everyone sat on one of these big books, and only those in the first couple of rows could actually see the guy who was speaking. I noticed, however, that there were some catwalks above us, so I got up, found my way around back, and came out on them to watch instead.

Afterwards everyone gathered together and just talked more. The rest of my family thoroughly disliked the whole thing, but I was more positive about it. "Not everyone here may be for me," I told them, "but the ones who are for me can be those really close kinds of friends...unlike the church we just came from." That didn't really help them out any, but I didn't worry about it. I'd found my place, whether they liked it or not.

Dream 2: I was talking with some random DC about my work schedule. I couldn't remember if I had the day off or not. I don't think he ever responded with any useful information...just slight nods as I spoke to show he was listening. I kept going on about it, trying to logically deduce whether or not I had the day off, and if not, what hours I'd be working. Finally, the DC grinned rather wickedly and just said: "Why don't you wake up and find out!"

And of course I did wake up, then. Who needs alarms when you've got dream characters?

I was at school. I was sitting in the classroom. Tigress was sitting right to my left as she usually is, and there were two computers in front of me. One of them was the crappy school computer which was turned off. The other computer was my laptop, which was turned on. I looked at the screen and it displayed a list of dreams I have recorded. I didn't pay any attention to that, I just figured I was logged onto Dreamviews or Mortal Mist… although the screen didn't look like either of them. My attention was more focused on the paper I had in front of me. It was a character information sheet. It looked much like a character sheet for characters in Dungeons and Dragons, but that's not what it was for. This character sheet was to design characters for the games we would be making for our capstone projects. I wrote the name of the character I was designing on the top of the sheet. Trina. Good.

While I was filling out the form, the instructor was up at the front of the room talking about what goes into a good game. I was listening with half my mind, as I had heard all of this information so many times before I thought I could recite it line for line. I started writing in the description of Trina's appearance. I heard the instructor had stopped talking. I looked up and saw he was right beside my chair looking at me. He said I needed to be paying attention, not working on that. I said it was class work I was working on, not random stuff. I showed him the character sheet. He said I could do that as homework, but I should pay attention. He said he didn't like it when students were ignoring him. I said I hadn't been ignoring him. I recited, practically word for word, what he had just said before coming over to me. He didn't seem to know what to respond to that, so he just said again for me to put the paper away. I said that after the number of classes he has had me in he should know perfectly well that I can multi-task. He repeated again to put the paper away. I was annoyed as I slipped the paper into my folder. The instructor went back to the front of the class and continued talking. I continued working on the paper, but I kept the folder down in my lap so he wouldn't see it. It was much harder to write like that…

It was now break time. All of us got up from our seats and went out of the classroom to take a break. Tigress and I headed across the street to the Albertsons across the street. As we walked over, we mutually complained about the instructor and how he can be an ass sometimes and how annoying he can be sometimes. We went into Albertsons. Tigress needed to buy a few things. I followed her as she chose out her items. I was still complaining a bit about the instructor, though I had pretty much vented all that out. The intercom of the store interrupted the song on the radio and said the prescription for Raven Knight was ready at the pharmacy. Prescription? What prescription? I headed over to the pharmacy, not sure what to expect.

Tigress followed me over to the pharmacy. I went to the pharmacist and asked what prescription was ready for Raven Knight. She said it was a loaf of loaf. I did a double take… a loaf of what? She said it was a loaf of the drug called Loaf. I just stared at her with what must have been a blank look on my face. A drug called Loaf? I remembered Loaf was a user on Dreamviews… not a drug… She said she would get the prescription. She went to the back and then came back up. She had a plastic bag with a loaf of bread in it. The bread looked like it was some kind of fruit bread. There were a couple of slices already off of the loaf, but the rest was a whole loaf. The pharmacist told me that half a slice of the bread is a single dose, so I should make sure to take that much every day. She said if I prefer it that way, add butter. Half a slice seemed like so little… well, I would see how it went.

I opened the bag of bread and took out a slice. I took a bite. It was very good! I could taste the fruit in it, and the fruit was sweet and good. Before I knew it I had eaten the entire slice. I was still feeling angry and depressed at the instructor. I soon found myself nibbling on a second slice of the bread. Tigress asked how much I had eaten. I said I was on my second slice. I found I had only one bite of that second slice left and I ate it. Tigress said I was only supposed to have half a slice. I said that wasn't enough. She took the bag and looked in at the bread. About that time the medication of the bread started hitting me. I felt really good. I felt like I was flying. I felt great. I wanted to hug the next person I saw… I hugged Tigress. I hugged the person in line in front of us when we checked out with Tigress' stuff. I hugged the cashier. The cashier only seemed mildly surprised. She asked Tigress if I had gotten a loaf of Loaf. Tigress said yes.

The cashier said that Loaf is a potent drug, and it seems people always like to go overboard on it, at least when they take their first dose. Now her calling Loaf a drug didn't sound weird at all… I told Tigress I wanted a loaf of kitty love next. Now that would be an awesome drug! Tigress looked at me strangely. The cashier said I would be coming down in a while. She said fortunately there wouldn't be a really serious crash, although I would certainly be wanting some extra sleep tonight. I told the cashier I had shared a dream with Loaf… she looked at me weird. She said the hallucinations had started, and she told Tigress to make sure I stayed somewhere safe. I said no, I had dreamed with Loaf… then someone had wanted a slice of Loaf but it had turned into a blog instead with… um… music on it. Music and magazines. That's it. And then there's the bread that grows on a tree… Tigress was leading me out of Albertsons when everything faded and I woke.

The Ultimate Fighting Monster VS lucid max's Group. A three way shared dream!

Rating : ★★★★★★★★★★

Date : 7th of June, 2010

Absolutely the most EPIC dream of my entire life. I came home after not sleeping for an entire day and a half from a trip, and was unbelievably tired. After a good meal and a hot shower, I went straight to bed. My muscles were so tired that I need not practice any relaxation, the bed was heaven for me at that time. There was my cousin, about 9 or so, who had also gone to the trip with me, sleeping in the same room as me. It took all my might not to fall asleep, and I had to use a beeping light to keep myself conscious.
I kept looking at that small blue beeping light, concentrating on clearing my mind of thought. Perhaps after 20 minutes, I couldn't bear it any longer. My eyes were closed half-way. They remained like this for a minute. With my other half of the eye, I say that the beeping light had changed to a steady light, and the color was now green instead of blue.
Thinking I might be in a dream, I got up, extremely slowly. I first flexed my dream muscles, getting used to the sensation. As I transferred to my dream body, I noticed that I was suddenly a lot lightheaded, as if some kind of burden was relieved from me. I smiled. After all, my dream body was way more fit than my real body, which is pretty good by itself.
I got up from my bed. My eyes were now glued halfway. I could not open them, and closing them was all too easy. Fearing that the dream would end if I closed my eyes, I forced the open using my hands to pull the eyelids upwards. I succeeded. I saw a sudden bright light. I was again on a grassy hill, with only a few trees that were a good distance away. This landscape occurs so much in my dreams that it could be a dream sign.



I kept looking around. The simplicity of the current landscape allowed me to stabilize my dream easily. Then, I started to feel hear and there, activating my sense of touch all over my dream body. When it was good enough, I took some deep breaths, and listened to the sounds around me. I could hear the wind blowing steadily, and the distance chirping of a bird. The sky was blue, with a few clouds, but there was no sun, or any kind of source of illumination, for that matter. This only reinforced my lucidity. I started chanting under my breath, saying "This is a dream." over and over again. I find that this helps me keep my lucidity for long periods of time.
BOOM!! A resounding explosion. A blast of fire and smoke issued in an instant on my right side. There was something there. I looked there, and recoiled in horror.
There was an abnormally huge monster to my right, some hundred meters away. I was the height of a skyscraper, and was at least the width of four trailer trucks. It was all scaly and dark brown. It had no visible head, just a pair of eyes, a nose, and a huge mouth near it's front. There were numerous thin arms along his sides, and there were huge pores on his skin that were firing hydrogen bombs! It reeked of death and decay, and the stench filled my nostrils. It was making noises which were something like a Tyrannosaurus Rex bellowing. The whole thing was disgusting.



Suddenly, I heard a terrified scream. Crouching nearby was my little cousin, shouting with all his might. It did not occur to me then that it could be his dream. I went to him, and saw that he was very badly scared, and could hardly talk. Then it suddenly hit me. Either I am in his dream, or he is in mine. To tell him from a DC, I tried talking to him.
"Hey, it's all right. It's okay. It's just a dream."
He looked at me with big eyes.
"..........but......I just saw you eaten by that monster, Max."
"No, that was a fake me. This is the real me. You know, this is a dream. Just a freakin' dream."
"Dream?.......Then that means.........it's all not real?"
"No, you are just inside a dream. As soon as you wake up, it will be fine."
"Then..........this thing can't hurt me?"
"No, not in the slightest."
"This is so awesome! I can't believe I was scared to death a moment ago."
"Yeah. But you wait here, I will take care of that monster. Try to feel around a bit, and don't do anything too exciting. You wanna stay in the dream, right?"
"Yeah."
He obeyed, and then felt the grass around him. I had told him of lucid dreams before, and he was doing what I had told him, stabilizing and trying to make the dream clearer.
"What's up with you?!!", screamed someone from behind me.
I turned around. It was Leona. She was wearing a black full body armor, with purple linings on it. She looked extremely hot in it.



"What?"
"Are you blind?!! Can't you see that thing there?!! And you are standing here teaching a nine year-old how to stabilize his dream!! You know, that thing just destroyed my summer apartment!!"
"Whatever. I'll make you a new one soon."
"Well, do something about that thing!"
"Okay, boss." I say sarcastically, and fly off, using the zoom method, near to the head of the monster.
"Hey buddy! I can't have you ruining my dream scape here! Sorry but I will have to kill you!"
I calmed down. Excitement is a dream killer. Focus on defeating him. I summoned my sword, again feeling that rush of power along with it.
BAM!! And hand had grabbed me when I was not looking, and slammed me into a wall. The pain was incredible. I almost woke up from it.
"MAX!!" I heard Leona scream.
She flash stepped to my side, cut of the monster's arm in an instant with her own sword, and freed me. There was an expression of concern on her face.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah......" I said, while coughing up blood.
There was a vigorous movement. The arm that had been slashed was moving. Suddenly, three more arms sprouted out of it. Leona reacted quickly. She grabbed me, and flash stepped to a good distance away.
"No shit. This thing can regenerate. What the HECK does this kid dream about?!"
"He's my cousin."
"Figures."
"Hey MAX!!!" Another voice from behind me. It was one of my classmates and my childhood friend. I shall not mention any names here, for the sake of her privacy.
"Guess what?! I tried FILDing tonight and it worked. My FIRST lucid dream."
Her words took me by surprise. Then, it hit me. ANOTHER shared dreamer? That means, me, my dream guide, and two other dreamers, all in the same dream?
I looked over to my cousin. He was now trying to fly, jumping in the air.
"What's up with you, Max?" says my classmate. "Oh, I forgot, you're just a DC aren't you? Well? How does it feel to be a DC?"
"Hey...............wait........ I am not a DC. This is the real me, I am having a lucid dream as well."
She was totally shocked.
"What THE HELL??!!!"
"Yeah, somehow, you came into my dream. I am lucid now."
"This is sooo COOL!!! My first lucid is a shared!"
She was too excited. She fainted, and slumped to the ground. She was just a beginner, after all. She woke up, after that.
"Oh well. So long for her." says Leona. "Max, it will be very easy for you to share dream if she learns to lucid dream. Her energy signature is very similar to yours."
"Really?"
"Yeah. But we have this THING to take care of, first."
The monster bellowed once more. Taking a lesson from my friend's sacrifice, I stabilized my dream again.
I looked around. My cousin was no longer here, it was just me and Leona. So much for the shared dream.
Whatever. I touched the tattoo on my arm. I underwent the same vampire transformation again. I turned into a vampire, holding my sword in my hands.



I used my wings to fly. I flied at full speed at the monster. Immediately, long, tentacle-like arms came up to counter me. I slashed smoothly at them. They fell to the ground with loud thuds. But then, over more sprang out. The arms were getting more and more hideous.
A violent flash of bright, purple light. The monster screamed in pain. Deep slashes appeared all over his body.
I tried something different that I have been thinking about for a while now. Summing up my energy, I shouted, "BANKAI!!! Espada el Diablo!!" (literally means 'The Devil Sword')
A wave of pure darkness followed my words. My sword began to shake violently, and then, it shattered, like a piece of fragile glass, into a million little fragments. The fragments continued to shatter, until they were no more than shadows. Dense shadows.
They filled the entire space. It was pitch black, but I could still see everything around me.



"Cool. Nice technique. But what the heck does it do?"
Leona was behind me. She had transformed into a vampire, too. She had white wings, pale white skin, the same blood red, cat-like eyes, and claws. She also had fangs, something which I didn't.



"Um......I haven't figured out yet. Hey, Devil J! (short for Devil Jin, the spirit that resides in my sword.) How the fuck do I use this thing?"
"Shut up, asshole! Just use your hands to direct the shadows at the enemy, and see what they do!"
I lifted my hands. The shadows moved like a pointer on a screen directed by the mouse. I moved them over to a tentacle. The swallowed it, and when they moved away, there was absolutely nothing there! I was totally shocked.
"Resets space and time in a certain area to null. Use it wisely."
Awesome! I was so excited. I made the shadows multiply. They grew and grew, and swallowed up half of the monster. It's whole lower body was gone. Wiped out of existence.
"Great, Max. Now here's is my new technique. I have been working on it for a while now."
She touched her own sword's blade. It began to glow. It glowed quite violently. Then, huge flames erupted from it. The grew and joined, twisted and bent, and formed a huge phoenix.



The phoenix screeched. The monster had grown it's body back to normal again, perhaps even larger. The phoenix flapped it's wings, and started to dive towards the monster. It collided with the monster, and liquid flames came out from it. The whole thing dispersed, and the monster was swallowed by an unstoppable mass of flames. It was exceedingly hot.
"Thats not all."
"HUH?! You have something more than that stuff? You GOTTA be kidding me.
I was amazed by all this, finally learning a new power, then seeing that whole blast, and then the news that she had more to go. Too excited, perhaps, because I woke up.

I haven't had a lucid dream after this one yet. I will update my DJ as soon as I get one. I do have many non-lucids, but I don't post them here, only the exciting ones. Please don't forget to rate and comment! And if you see any spelling mistakes, please let me know. And oh, by the way, I checked with my friend and cousin about my dream, but they have no recollection after the time they lost lucidity. I used their references to patch up what I had forgotten in the first part.

04.02.2010
iPad
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 8/10

I was at my Condominium and my cousin was there. He then showed me his new iPad. His version was a limited edition and had an incredibly wide screen. He was controlling it with his feet and was doing some cool trick with it. Then he showed me a new TV show which was looking just like Jackass, but with different ppl. And slowly I was now part of the show and apparently I was the winner of the week and I was going to do awesome stuff with them.

The first thing we did was getting in a barrel and roll down a HUUUUUUGGEEEE hill. I was the first to get in the barrel, then they pushed me and I fastly gain speed, and I was going soooo fast and I was so confused. Then apparently I crashed on a tree and the barrel exploded apart but I was fine. I stood up and there was that granny not so far from me. A guy which was up the hill snipped the granny and she died. Then a thousand of grannies which was looking exactly like the one which we just killed appeared. Then I took out of nowhere a MP5 and started to kill them, they were actually zombies. Then for the rest of the dream I was running and killing zombies. PRetty awesome.