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Dream 1

I am in a room, there are a few other people there. I see Tom Cruise and I grab his right hand, I kneel down next to him I am saying " Ohh my god i'm kneeling to Tom Cruise" ((at this point I realise for a split second it's a dream but it wasn't strong enough to get me fully lucid)) again I say "I can't believe I'm kneeling at the feet of Tom Cruise" ((LMAO))

Dream 2

There was a kind of fair ride in a room, it's like a merry-go-round but has seats all around it, like seats out of a car. We have to keep swapping seats, not swapping with each other but just swapping the seats that we sit on. It is going round really fast, I'm loving it but scared at the same time incase I fall out or something. I am naked and for some reason have to stay naked, I can see my breasts and think I look quite good , then I wake up.

Dream 1

My Niece had to roll the dice, she got the most points, she is now the best person to help me take care of the baby Sparrows that I am looking after ((and in RL I am)) I am panicking about anyone else touching them but I am ok with my Niece.

Dream 2

My Daughter has got the dead bird out of the bucket, I shout at her for touching it, I take it off her and throw it to the floor. The bird then smacks it's beak together and begins to breathe, I go back to the bird and pick it up by the foot, it still has rigamortis. The bird shakes and comes alive properly and flies onto me. I am shouting to my Mom and Dad " look, look, the bird is alive, it's amazing, do you believ it" Mom says "ohh yeah" I say "can you really see it?" Mom says "no". I can see the Bird agin now, it is sitting on a fence panel and it's see through like a ghost. I say "Dad can you see the bird, i'm holding it in my hand" he says "no I can't" I then say "I'ts a ghost then and I can see it's spirit" I'm really happy and just watch it fly around happily, the bird sqwarks and fly's around , it looks beautifull. ((A big bird was found dead on my garden the day I found the 2 baby sparrows))

I was hanging out with DO. We were apparently doing a school course together for some reason. We kept getting these massive piles of papers that had the assignments printed out on them. Her mom kept giving them to us. I kept seeing the assignments highlighted whenever we finished them.

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I was with SA and she was apparently my girlfriend.

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I was in this weird hospital like thing. I remember seeing this tan-skinned woman with black hair that was apparently a nurse. She had the greyish turquoise uniform on.

I walked over across the massive wooden room. There were random walls, almost like to create stalls, around the room. I walked to the farthest one. There, I proceeded to somehow apparently separate myself from that dimension.

The result was very strange. There was a table near me, along with a glass and a pitcher of water. When I shifted to the other "dimension", the table was lower, and the glass disappeared. I felt around me; I could still feel the table higher than I saw it. I could essentially feel the table from the other universe, but it was invisible; it was just something blocking me in mid-air. I then took the pitcher, and felt for the glass with my hand. I found it and grabbed it, and poured water into it. Next thing I knew I had a cylinder of water just floating in my hand, as if the glass was there but totally invisible.

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I was at some random street downtown in the middle of the day. There was a road that like like 5 lanes across and went in a circle around this statue. A bunch of roads branched off from it. I ran across the street because apparently I had to meet KE at BL. St. and some other street.

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I was at what was apparently school, however the place kind of resembled TR a bit. The property was massive; it was more like a camp than being at school. There was the building, and all around were people (essentially at a camp of some sort) and large lakes and green pastures and sandy beaches.

At some point I was playing some sort of game or something, and I had to get into the school. I had found this secret passageway that was a random hole in the grass but led through the roof of the school (because apparently part of it was underground, I guess).

As I discovered this passageway, I used it multiple times for my adventures around that island.

At some point there was this older bald male guy that kept following me around and staring at me. I think he had blue eyes, and he was pale skinned and fit. He worse some sort of dark green trench coat and hiking boots. He looked like some dude from an action movie who was ready to whip out a gun or something if some monsters came around.

He kept following me and attempting to flirt with me, and it was weirding me out. Somehow I ended up on this couch sitting beside TE and KY. KY was on my left, and I started flirting with him. Next thing I knew our legs were touching and he was holding my hand. He commented on something, and I decided I didn't want him anymore. Then I noticed that TE was on my left. I noticed that her eyes were a strange dark purple. She looked me flirtatiously in the eye. Next thing I knew I was making out with her. Something about it had to do with an art trade but I can't remember.

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I was in math class with Mr. CO in this random concrete room on top of a building downtown. It was a hot summer day, and everyone just wanted to chill. He wanted us to watch a movie about cars or something, but a bunch of us agreed we'd rather go outside. He wouldn't agree to going outside. Then I noticed when I looked outside that there were people playing soccer on stilts. "Look," I cried, "what the hell are they doing?!" Next thing I knew the rest of the class was looking out the nonexistent windows, as our classroom randomly didn't have a wall. Then it ended.

I am back at work for the police. My sergeant is here and also a few of my other colleagues. I have my baton but instead of it being as it should be it is instead just a long , black piece of metal. I also have another piece of equipment, it is black and long and has a hook at the top. ((lol)) I'm not quite sure what this is meant to be. I am holding them both in my left hand but they are awkward to hold and I keep dropping them. We are on a Police Operation, I have been told to get to a certain place so I am trying to get there. An officer has shouted to me, he tells me "It's in the other room above the door", I didn't know what he meant but I was looking above all the doors incase I found it ((lol)) I am still walking around, my Police Radio goes off , I answer it and it's a family member she say's " you might think i'm really stupid for calling you about this but I've just done the job and it's fantastic" I just think "ohh good" I am still walking around, my family member now passes me and she is wearing Police Uniform, I think she looks the part I also think "She's always wanted to be a Police Officer" ((notin RL she hasn't lol)) . I enter a corridore, there are Police guards standing along the sides of it. One of the officers is standing in the middle, he is the Sergeant and is shouting and pointing here and there. I am going through the corridore, I am now at the entrance of another room, I stand still and look around, it is a court room and it's empty. I know I shouldn't be here so I leave. ((dream skip)) Me and my Sergeant are in a room and are still in Uniform. I can see lots of washing machines in the middle of the room. Behind me there are about 5 tables and on them are different types of washing powder. I can see my Daughters head teacher, she is in charge, she shouts to us all "Right, go and get a box of flash" I run over to the table and i cant see flash but can see another that begins with F, I take that and think she wont realise. Myself and my Sergeant put the powder in one of the washers and ask my Sergeant to turn it on as I dont know how to work these ones. It doesn't fill properly, I say "it's not filling properly, somethings wrong, it's going to slow and it's too quiet" he says "it's ok , it's working fine" I look again and notice a piece of clothing is trapped in the door and say "there you go told you it wasn't right"

Fragments

In my dream there was something about a woman dancing, I am also dancing and I am looking down at my feet and watching them, I am saying "1,2,3" then I think " yes, i've only just started learning and i'm better than the instructor" ((lol))

Dream fragment 2

I had a dream that entailed something to do with an animal, a dead one I think! I also remember something about being in town.

I was sitting on the bench in my front yard kissing this girl. Then I become lucid. I pull back and plug my nose. I can breath! I'm lucid! I tell the girl that I'm dreaming and she goes "what would you like to do in your dream?" in this sexual tone.

She leans on for a kiss and I shove her off of the bench and say "I want to fight". I get off of the bench and pit my arms up on this fighting pose. We start to fight ninja style. We were doing flips, roundhouse kicks, and whatever you can think of.

Then I shout out some names and say "come get some". Four people come out from behind a tree. I get in my stance. One runs at me and I flip him over me. Two more come and I do this spinning kick and knock them both to the ground. The last runs at me and we do the same move. I have two ands on the ground holding my self up. And my feet are in the air. She was doing the same move so our legs were tangled. My left leg was on top, her right leg was in the middle, my right leg was under that. And her left leg was in motion going to the ground. I tried to spin in mid air and everything went in slow motion. Just like in puffins dream I felt like I was going through a thick liquid.

I am in a house, or maybe a abandoned warehouse. I am upstairs and I am looking around, I can see that there is no furniture here and it looks abandoned, it's pretty dark, there are no lights on. I am with a young boy, he is only about 11 or 12. I look about because I can hear a noise coming from somewhere, I am walking towards the stairs, I am now stood at the top of them. The noise is coming from them so I look about and inbetween the wall and the stairs i see a rectangular piece of hollow metal, I look a bit closer and realise that air is being blown from it, I am thinking that it may be some sort of air conditioning vent or something. I turn round and walk back into the center of the room, I am now standing next to the young boy. I see small ghost like figures that are starting to surround us. I look to my left and see a shadowy figure move quickly past and dissapear behind a box or something. It's still quite dark and I really can't see very well atall. Me and the young boy are now screaming our lungs out, I am petrified of these ghostly figures, I am holding the boy trying to keep him and myself safe. I can feel the ghost like creatures touching my arse, they are grabbing at it tightly and it's scaring me. They are all around us and are trying to scare us. I look forward and I am looking into the room that adjoins ours, it is bright in the center of the room, like a bright area of light. I can see a lady in the room where the light is, she is sitting on a wooden chair. She is an oldish lady, her clothes are colourfull and she has short grey curly hair. She is calling to the boy, she says " call out your Mothers name and they will be gone" The boy shouts back "NO!". I grab him and shake him, I am now scared out of my wits I scream to him "tell me her name, say her name" again he says "NO" I drag the boy and take him to the lady in the next room, I say to her " Maybe you can get it out of him so i'll leave it to you" She says to him over and over " say your mothers name " , he is screaming really badly, it sounds nasty and angry then out of nowhere he yells "ROACH" I think "bingo, thats it" I am now yelling "ROACH, ROACH" I am saying it louder directly to his face, he begins to scream painfully louder, I am looking at him and his body begins to dry up and wrinkle, suddenly he falls to the floor, I am shocked and I am looking at him, he is now just a dried up corpse, he is grey in colour. I am looking around and notice that all the ghost like creatures have now gone, I look back to the lady and she smiles to me. I am now walking towards the stairs, I am stepping carefully down them as it's still quite dark. The stairs is made from concrete there is no carpet on them. I get to the bottom and am now looking into the room infront of me, I see blue...it's a man but just the top half of him, he isn't human he is like ice and he is very wide, the edges of him are pointed and his eyes are very bright. I am again petrified, I think he is one of the bad ones but then he smiles to me. He is pointing to a board that is on the wall to his right, it has like diamonds or small red lights around it. He says something to me but I can't remember what, I think it was something like "see you won!". He looks very scary but he's not, he's actually really nice like the other lady.

Was with allen somewhere that was similar to vantage WA. We were vacationing there I believe. There were all these construction workers and we were purposely trying to irritate them by laughing and running around their work site. We hid in a stone miniature house and laughed until we were crying. Then allen said our time was up and he had to go. I was disappointed. Next thing I know I am a student at harvard university. There is a statue of bill gates. For some reason it was located in the northwest now and I didn't have to drive far to get there. It was exactly like a highschool, with lockers and everyone had 6 classes a day. I remember feeling very underwhelmed by the school. I couldn't believe all the hype behind the school. I was however excited at how easy it was gonna be to get a degree from there. I suddenly missed allen.

it started out, I was at work, only, my employer had purchased the entire strip mall where the store was and installed a large indoor pool, wirth his store in the far left suite......i walked into the store he handed me a large ziplock bag of old and foreign coins and started telling me all about the pool...which, surprisingly, was extremely busy....i dumped out the coins on the counter and started sorting them out by size color and weight......couldnt really see what designs were on them, then he, my employer, says to me, go to my house when you are done there so we can really get things moving.....and he leaves at that point, i start walking around the pool area, and now its the middle of the night and no ones there, he turned the parking lot into a large beach area with changing rooms and everything, and the area out behind the strip mall was a vip area....you ha to have an access card to ope the gate, complete with full bar and everything..i start thinking to myself, wonder if he could use me as an ovcernight lifeguard..next thing i know, i'm in my truck driving down the highway towards his house, i think to myself, ive got to remember this dream and write it down when i wake up...instantly, i'm lucid and in control..i pull the truck over and climb into the back and say outloud "i'm going to drive this truck with my mind" all of a sudden the truck lurches forward and i fall flat on my back in the bed of the truck..i get up, and put my hands on the top of the truck and say "move" it takes off and i'm going all over the area up and down hills, i even throw it in four wheel drive! what great fun!!!! i think and it goes there..even got airborne a few times! so i finally get to his house and pull into the driveway, all of a sudden i'm driving down a ramp into a parking garage, i'm suddenly back inside the truck, i get out and hes standing infront of the truck. i walk over to him and i see a quarter on the ground infront of him...as i pick it up and examine it, i wake up....darn alarm

Dream 1

My Dad is in a shop and he is looking at things, I shout to Him but he doesn't hear me so I shout to him again and run up to him. He is looking at young childrens coats and asks "do you think this would fit J" I say " yes it would but you don't have to buy it for her" he then put the coat back ((dream skip)) My Dad is buying some wine for my Mom..he asks me "shall I spend £60 or £30" I say "£30 will be enough" Dad says "do you think so" I say "yeah" Dad says "I could get her a few bottles of wine for that..I could get her 3 she would like that" I say "yeah you know she likes her drink".

Dream 2

I am sitting in the reception at college, I think to myself "why am I here" I again think "I rang them this morning to say i wasn't coming because of my bad head" (( which in real life I did, only an hour before i had this nap lol)) I look up and I see a Jamaican lady who is a teacher, she is calling peoples names out. She hasn't called my name out, I think "ohh god, I shouldn't be here, I need to sneak off" I am feeling very stupid for being here. I pick my boots up and I am putting them back on ((even though i never took them off in my dream)) someone has just commented on my socks and I am now very embarrased. I stand up and move towards the teacher , I am going to tell her that I am here, I stop and I have decided not to now.

Dream 3

I am flying a little ship or something, I crash it and I die but now I am flying it again, I am now thinking "wow it doesn't matter if I crash and die because I just come back again" ((lol))

I was in a thrift shop and i was listening to a conversation between a little kid and his mom. The room was bright and filled with many boxes. The conversation between the child and his parent led the adult to accuse the child of losing his virginity( ). The little boy asked me to help him find the virginity he lost. In my head I was thinking that that was weird and not logical but I didnt think anything more of it and helped him find his virginity.I pulled out my map that looked srangly familiar to a map in a video game, with blue dots signifying cities and towns and various landmarks. I pressed on one of the blue dots and teleported to a large room.The room had a giant statue of dumbledore with wanted posters flying round it. When i looked closer to one of them, the head started screaming and the head bulged out in a harry potter like fashion. It flew away and we proceeded to the statue. next to it was a small drawer. Upon opening, we found a small map that had a picture of the park near my house. I pulled out my map again and found the park. We teleported and i found small incense table like in chinatown. I found another clue that had a picture of a teacup. The small boy told me that it was a special cup only found in a specific restaurant. I followed him for 2 blocks and stopped at a burger joint. We entered and found two of the boy's friends. They were also helping him find his virginity. they said that they were following 2 suspects. The two suspects were a blonde tall boy and a brunette girl. The looked like the two main characters from step up 2. So the boy, one of his female friends, and I sat in a booth next to them and started eavesdropping. The small boys male friend went over to the two teens and started a conversation but the blonde boy found wires on him and threw it at us. He started yelling at us while I was trying to hide to avoid suspicion. He found me and his face morphed into some monster and then I woke up.

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NON DREAM DREAM LUCID

This was definitely a weird one... It's the longest dream I've had for as long as I can remember, even longer than one of my more recent dreams, "Escaping Puppies", which was a pretty long dream. Bare with me, I'm trying to remember all of it.

I've just left some sort of party or family get together. I have a false memory of recently being at my uncle's house or something. I'm driving a rusty old red pickup truck. (I can't drive yet IRL...permit soon, though!) I have basically no control over said truck and keep veering onto the sidewalk and onto people's lawns. Oops.

Somehow, the car transforms into this red pogo stick. I ride the pogo stick down the street that I recognize as my best friend's street. I know where her house is from here, so I hop on over to it. I see my H (my BFF), her mom, and some random lady. They're all in exercise clothes, and it's obvious they were just working out. But they seem excited to see me. I realize they're building a bedroom in their front lawn for H's little brother, who I guess has transformed back into a baby. Okay then.

I notice some letters from the alphabet, made out of wood and painted red, and attached to the side of their house. It's going to say "ABOUT", but they are missing the 'U' and the 'T'. H's mom and the random woman ask me and my brother (who came out of nowhere) to find the missing letters. There's a ton of the letters spread out on the neighbor's lawn so we start looking, but I cannot for the life of me find the missing letters.

My brother does, though. And he's praised endlessly for doing so. They put up the remaining letters, but I don't have the heart to tell them they spelled "ABOUT" wrong. Now it just says "ABOIUT".

Switch-a-roo.

I'm standing in my laundry room in my basement, alone. My sister, R, comes downstairs. She's really hyper and annoying (like she always is). She's jumping around. I'm annoyed. Why can't she just leave me alone? I tell her to go away. She does.

I walk out of my laundry room and sit on the arm of the chair. R is back. She says, "Wanna see my secret passage way to get from the storage room to the laundry room?". I'm pretty sure she's just messing around, so I say "Sure, whatever." She walks off to the storage room and disappears. I hear noise from the ceiling, as if she was crawling through the air vents.

Suddenly, she pops out of a cardboard box filled with stuffed animals. She startles me, and I throw a stuffed toy horse at her head. She laughs at me, and says "Tada! Now you try!". I relent and walk into the laundry room, where apparently there's another secret passageway. Now, it's not just me and my sister. Somehow, a ton of our friends are there too.

So, I'm back in the laundry room, and I open the dryer. It's different, though. The door is on top of the dryer instead of on the front, and everything inside is still wet, so it isn't dried yet. I step inside. The first thing I notice is a ladybug Pillow Pet. I pick it up and say, "Oh, so that's where that went!". I don't own a Pillow Pet. Anyways, now I see an opening big enough for a person to slide through at the bottom of the dryer. Everyone around me is pressuring me to go through, so I do.

Turns out, it's a slide. And it's the best slide ever. It's a full body slide, so it's like a tube. The walls of the slide are clear, but outside all I see is fog/mist. It's awesome, though, because the fog lights up different colors. It changes from pink to blue to red to green to purple, etc. I finally come out the other side, just to splash into a giant pool of water. It seems like I've fallen through a hole in the ice. Everyone that was just in the laundry room is there.

I tell them how amazing it was, and they help me out of the water. I see penguins standing around. I have no clue where I am, but I don't care.

Somehow, I make it upstairs to my dining room where my mom and her friend are sitting. I'm trying to tell my mom how awesome the slide in our basement is, but she doesn't know what I'm talking about. I show her a video on my phone that I apparently took whilst riding the slide. She begins to watch it, but it's actually a video of Jeff and Lester, two characters from the TV show Chuck, riding the slide. My mom looks appalled and says, "That's disgusting!". I turn to my mom's friend, just to notice that she took my iPod. She hacked my pass code and was messing with it. I take it back.

I have an app where you can take notes, and she had changed the title to all those notes from whatever they originally were to "Kinda Sexual". Great. I'm mad at her, but she just laughs at me. (The sad part is, I can totally imagine her doing this in real life and I wouldn't put it past her. )

Weee! Switch!

I'm magically transported to this giant mall with lots of level and different stores. Somehow, I know I'm there for a hair appointment, so I find a hair salon and I sit down in a chair. A lady says she'll be there with me in a minute, I nod, and she walks off. I look to my left and see two other chairs with people in them. I'm kinda surprised by who I see.

I don't know how many of you watch Suits, a new series on USA, but Mike and Harvey, the two main characters, are just sitting there. That's what I get for watching it right before I go to bed.

Anyways, so we're all just sitting there. Mike and Harvey are acting surprisingly...hyper.

And by hyper, I mean either drunk or high.

It's so weird to see Harvey like that especially, and he keeps cracking up for no apparent reason. So, I guess we're all just sitting there, waiting for our hair appointments, but no one is helping us. Also, apparently, Mike and I are best friends, because I keep making references to inside jokes which both make us laugh so much our sides ache.

At one point, Penelope Cruz walks up to us dressed as a nun, and she says "I'll cut your hair for you!" in a joking manner, then she's off. We all know she's actually on an undercover mission. (...)

Then, all of our relatives start arriving, but I can't seem to see any of mine anywhere, until my grandma shows up. It's super crowded at the salon. A little while later, I realize that my family did arrive indeed, and they were standing on a big platform above us along with a ton of other people. There's a big flatscreen TV, and they're all watching it intently. Suddenly, a commercial comes on for a bag of deep-fried Oreos selling for $9.99. My brother and sister are super excited by this. As they should be.

BAM! SWITCH!

Somehow, I'm back at the bottom of the rainbow slide thing where it had been like an indoor Arctic type thing. I'm with my group of friends again when I notice a ski slope off in the distance. Skiing down the said hill is just a bunch of penguins from Club Penguin, a kid's social website thing. They have the usernames under them and everything.

I'm extremely excited by this, because this means we can troll their website without actually being anywhere near a computer. I walk up to a group of penguins with my friends and we start circling them and harassing them, by dancing and making funny faces. We were all wearing these weird circle-ish sunglasses, I remember.

The penguins ignore us and start mocking us instead, saying things like "Oh, you think you're so amazing, don't you?" and I remember replying with, "No, I know I'm amazing!" and continuing to dance.

Well, that was the end of that dream. It was extremely strange, to say the least. I notice how I constantly dream of celebrities and/or TV and movie characters. I mean, I dream about my friends/family a lot, but celebs seem to be the constant main characters in my dream land.

Uhh...I'm weird.

I'm in my roommates room, reading the label of a bottle. The text is bizarre and shifting. semi-lucid. My best friend walks in with a pisspoor blunt. No one could make it that bad if they tried. "Dude, your not gonna be able to smoke that." He lights it up anyway and most of the cigar wrap burns off. "That is such a bad roll, this must be a dream." I slap him really hard across the face , he just looks at me and laughs. Ya it's a dream. Rachel walks in and smiles at me, I smile back.

I go into my room to check a card I have laid out as a remote viewing test. It should be sitting on a table with the TV, but when I look, the table is empty except the television. I reach out and grab where the card should be, and I pick one up. When I turn it over, the front is the same as the back, no writing. I turn it over again, and another card shifts out from under the first, like 2 were stuck together. They are:

Three of Clubs
Two of Hearts

I force myself to wake, and go to check the card. But it's not there. My roommate had cleaned and moved the card off the table. So I went back and lay in bed for a while, remembering the dream.

Got up and looked around the room, I see a card laying on my dresser. It is the Two of Clubs. It's one of the cards value, but the other cards suit. Still, I could pass this up to chance and decided to try again for better results.

Then I woke for real. ^ was a false awakening. I had fallen asleep again when I was remembering the dream. I was really awake before, and my roommate did clean the table. I found the card on my dresser with other things and checked it: Three of Hearts....

I dreamed that I was in a modern city. I think it might've been New York. I'm bot too sure. It was currently evening. People were in a fuss, and running for their lives. I went to see what the problem was. Then, I became lucid without dream signs! Yeah! I fly high up and land on a skyscraper. I see that the demon InuYasha is about to fire a giant-ass missile that'll destroy Earth. What the fuck? Screw him, I now remember I have to do the Star Wars TOTY. I look up in the sky and see the Death Star. I get in a fighting stance as I keep my eye on it.
"Kamehameha!" I shout. I fire a large blue ki beam at the Death Star, and it is obliterated. Hell yeah! Time to handle InuYasha I guess. I look down at him, but then I have a series of false awakenings. Then, I awake for real.