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I remember looking at some booklet about college football teams, and telling the guy to check the older version, because the the stuff he had was wrong/different......

Then I'm at some war torn city. Buildings are chard and ruined and I'm a laser cannon at some monster that keeps changing its form and wont die.

Then I'm in some high tech building with a humanoid frog. Everything is polished and shiny. It looks like some sort of lab. Theres a girl on a table who's either dead or unconscious. She's wearing a futuristic jumpsuit.

Then the frog is laying on the table, and she's finally conscious. She's sad because the frog killed himself to save her...or something?

09.09.2010

My Cat: Astral Projection: Closed - must Detour to Lucid Dreaming. (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCIDASTRAL PROJECTION ATTEMPT

I went to bed very late due a delay on my wife's work. I did not have much recall, but I was attempting Astral Projection and when I was getting out, my cat started to run and meow so I lost focus and fell asleep, fully lucid:

Second:

I woke up and it was morning. I did not have much to do today and we both were very tired, so I went back to sleep. I did not want to sleep deep and I had my mind very clear of waking issues, so I decided to Astral Project. I started to WILD (which is one of the paths to projection) and reached vibrations pretty fast. I felt that my Astral body was starting to push himself out of me, so I assisted. I started to feel it coming out from my back, so I tried to sit without moving my physical body. I started to feel double conscious. I was happy because I was almost out. One of my cats started to walk on me and to meow. She started to ask for love and countered my Astral Projection.

A second later, I was in the Pata Negra store. I said, "Darn my cat! Other Astral Projection wasted! Oh well... at least I am dreaming. I saw Eren (my only co-worker) and said hi. I told her I was going to attempt to Astral Project within the dream. She told me she wanted to attempt as well. I told her what to do and we laid down. She layed down on the counter and I layed down on the deli counter. A few customers entered plus the manager. She told us that we cannot Astral Project now, that we needed to assist the customers. She left.

I told Eren I would still do my own stuff because it was my dream. I recalled it was already morning and the lucid dream was going to be short because I had to wake up. I decided to test my ability in not waking up while having lucid sex. I never attempted this before and neither needed lucid sex. I decided to summon my wife and test how much I last. A felt a few times my heart racing but I looked away or looked at my hands (six to eight fingers average) We reached orgasm and I did not wake up. I was excited that my mind is strong and avoided awakening.

I still did not have any goal for this specific lucid. I knew I was about to wake up and having sex weakened my dream. I left the Pata Negra store. It was day and very sunny. I did not see a single cloud and it was warm. I started to fly and while I was in the air the dream started gently to vanish. I allowed it to end because I knew I did not need more much sleep.


Missed dream signs:
- None.

Spotted dream signs:
- Not applicable.

Reality Check Performed:
- None. Entered the dream fully lucid.

I'm walking kind of by the wharf in Santa Cruz. I make my way up west cliff, although, as dreamscapes often are - things were quite different than the actual place. There were several restaurants where lighthouse field should have been.

I saw someone I knew from a long time ago walking towards the ocean. I started to follow after them and maybe say hello, but they turned and looked at me, the look on their face said that they wanted to be left alone.

Instead, I turned and went into the nearest restaurant that i could find. It was a tiny little taqueria. I saw Donald who was sitting by himself at a table. I went and sat with him. At the table next to us was an old woman. Honestly, the only words I can think of using to describe her are "old hag." Well, I suppose there are others but those fit her best.

I noticed that she had a box full of kittens. "Ten dollars for a kitten," her voice rasped loudly.
Donald turned to me and asked if I wanted a kitten. I looked at the kittens and saw a completely white one that was staring at me. I went over and scooped up the kitten. I'm not sure if I exchanged money with the woman, but she seemed to think that me having the kitten was a good idea.

I was very happy to have the kitten. I went to the ocean and sat, watching huge beautiful multi-colored waves crash along the cliffs, the kitten sitting calmly in my lap and sometimes on my shoulder.

09.09.2010

Some more fragments (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I went to bed very late due a delay on my wife's work. I did not have much recall, but I was attempting Astral Projection and when I was getting out, my cat started to run and talk so I lost focus and fell asleep, fully lucid:

First (a few fragments):

- I was on my PC
- I was on youtube watching Dragon Ball videos.
- Paellas.
- I was giving advice to people about how to make one.

Missed dream signs:
- Unknown.

What I would have done if lucid:
- Unknown.

mostly slept like a rock and don't expect me to be so passive in a fight. unless maybe it takes place in school...

School Fight and Alien Movie (non-lucid)

I am on my way to the cafeteria. It is crowded. Someone from high school grabs my shoulder, I turn around. He throws a few punches but I dodge them and block. He runs away and gets in line. I am fine. Someone gets a teacher. "That guy attacked him!" he said. "Yeah! I saw it too." another agrees.

I am told to sit on a bench while the kid is taken away.

Eventually I get up and go to English class. We are watching a weird version of Ridley Scott's Alien.

Type: Regular dream.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Notes:
In real life I have a Chamilia charm bracelet, which is similar to a Pandora bracelet. The bracelet has a charm made from lavender-coloured glass, and a silver charm shaped like a sunflower, with gold accents.

In this dream fragment, my bracelet was the same as it was in real life, or at least very similar. I had taken the bracelet off and was putting new beads on it. These plum-colored glass beads were more than twice as small as they should have been. They were tiny. Even though the bracelet itself was a thicker one, and the holes in the beads were tiny, they slid right on. Physics definitely didn't apply in this dream!

I don't remember much about this dream...

I am in church, and kneeling beside my sister who is sitting in a pew. For some reason, I ask myself if I am dreaming, and the instant I do, I become lucid. I didn't even bother looking at my hands because I knew I was lucid. I vaguely remember trying to do some very boring things, so my lucidity was minimal. That's it..


Conditions:
Fell asleep: 1:00 am
Headphones: none

COMMENT LUCID NON LUCID DREAM SIGN

Type: Regular dream.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

I have no idea what time of day it was, because I was in a building with my father. We were in a dimly lit room, probably around 30x30 feet with fairly high ceilings, but not high enough to make the room feel too spacious. There were very dark shadows cast along the upper edges of the room, and the walls were a darker warm color.

Stretching across the entire length of the room, parallel to the walls, was a black fissure; whoever fell into it would disappear into nothingness. Suspended across this fissure was a wooden bridge going a good five or so feet above it. The bridge looked brand-new, except for the fact that it didn't look polished or shiny. Under this bridge was a hollow square box made of wood; one could climb through it and go across the fissure, emerging on the other side. The box wasn't dark or shadowed inside because it was only a few feet across, the same width as the fissure. There were a few other tight tunnels going in different directions; one went diagonally up over the top of the bridge and down again onto the other side of the fissure. Inside this tunnel it was very tight, only two feet worth of space across. There were thin panels of wood placed horizontally in this tunnel that you could grab onto and step on to climb up it, and then down again.

My dad went in that tunnel, having to squeeze in as if it were a claustrophobic underground cavern. I went in next and once I got my whole body in, the dream skipped.

I was now on a square wooden platform on one side of the bridge, the other tunnel still being there. The platform was a few feet across both ways, and there was another rectangular piece sticking out of it. On the end of this piece was a beveled, pale blue arrow pointing to the other side of the fissure. There was a structure on the other side, the same height as the platform I was on, and it was four or five feet away. I had to jump to get to it, and "I'd win the game". Hmm.

I jumped in an effort to get to the other platform, and the dream slowed down a bit. Slow-motion-like, I fell into the fissure. After a brief moment of falling, I suddenly stopped and began floating. A skinny dark tan hand appeared, five fingers I believe, and it had longer black pointed nails. It wasn't dangerous in the dream, but it did tap me and tickle me a bit. I curled up and put my arms and hands against my ribcage, because that's where I was (and am) the most ticklish.

Well I had normal dream today and instead of wasting your time I'll go right ahead and tell you. I remember the dream being all football oriented. I was watching my favorite team when our QB ran a long TD (this should have made me lucid considering our QB is slow and will never run that far). After scoring the TD he came running back to his teammates and he starting to kiss his helmet which wasn't on his head. It was on his "crotch" and attached to the helmet was another player from the team. I remember asking myself and saying that was "queerish" (which is weird because I almost never use that word) but it didn't matter because so as long as he kept scoring TD's I would care less about that. The next thing I remember happening was our team was facing one of the few teams that always beats us. I remember the other team had the ball they were near there own end zone. The QB hiked the ball he then got pummeled by a LB and fumbled the ball it was picked up by our LB's and was ran in for a touchdown. The scene changes again now am on the middle of the field watching this huge t.v screen and I see a bunch of other fans looking at us. I look around and I see that were sitting in bleachers while watching this t.v. The two fans watching the game are neither by two favorite teams. I notice was is happening it is a "yell-off" to see which opposing team fans are louder and there is a big blue arrow in between the big t.v and the bleachers as is like wise for the other team inside the t.v. The arrow is getting higher and higher indicating that we're winning and finally the bell rings and we are announced winners. This is when I woke up.

This one is going to be hard to explain. It's one of those dreams that made sense to me while I was dreaming it, but not so much when I try to write it down.

I was in some sort of school-like place, alone in a classroom. I wasn't there for very long when I realized that there was some invisible guy hiding in the corner. He was really huge - like 7 feet tall, 500 lbs, and gigantic arms. I asked him what he was doing there, and he told me some story about a professor in the basement who was planning a conspiracy.

I believed him (I guess?) so I went down to the basement and started confronting the professor that the giant guy had talked about. We had a long conversation, but I don't remember what we talked about. Eventually I became convinced that this professor guy wasn't bad at all. It was then that I discovered the invisible giant hiding in this room as well. He ran out into the hallway and I chased him.

When I caught him, I threatened to "turn him in." He lifted me into the air with one hand and started punching me. Struggling to break free, I told him that I might not turn him in if he told me what he was trying to accomplish by hiding in all these rooms.

That's when I woke up. Really strange dream!

I think I woke and recalled 3 dreams during the night, but didn't write them down. I was too distracted looking at the Zeo graph. But for the first time I was mindful of my emotion after dreaming, something I see recommended by others. I felt sad like I was missing something. Like I lost something. I still feel it now, hours later.

So I was in a hall at my school, there was two girls there drinking. This is stricktly forbidden, and since I already have been caught once I will be expelled forever if I get caught again. One of the girls offered me some booze and I accepted. The headmaster came in. I got pretty nervous. But all he said that someone had reported being raped by the two girls, which is pretty stupid since they aren't mean at all. I remembering trying to play innocent for some reason even though I had no part in it. I went to my room to get rid of my alcoholic breath. Here I realized that I was dreaming. I pinched my nose and I still was able breathe. I decided that I wanted to kill my headmaster. I tried to shape a sword by my hip but it didn't work, so I decided to use a rusty old sort that was on the table. I hid it under my sweather and went back. On my way, there was this group of people that was dancing. They told me to get closer. And so I did. I can't remember what they told me, but I almost lost my lucidity. I kept on walking and met my headmaster. My friend Eskil was sitting next to him, annoying him with one of his socks that he had put on his hand. We talked for a little while I think, but it made me convinced that he was a good guy since he was reading the manga, One Piece. I walked on where I met some of my other friends. I told them that this was all a dream. They looked at me with pretty stupid faces. I walked outside, where I flew around for a little while. I had full control. It was fantastic. I decided to try out creating the vizard mask from Bleach. This was inspired by Mzzkc's DJ. It's awesome. I took my hand up to my face and pulled down slowly. I felt some adrenaline flowing into my body but the end result was disappointing. I checked my reflection in a window of a car and I had no mask on. After this I woke up. This is the longest LD so far. It was plain awesome even though I didn't do a lot of crazy stuff.

I wanna go back to bed. Nothing to see here, folks.

09/09/10



Misha Collins conquers the world one random act of kindness at a time.

Labyrinthine underground cities. A bluish tinge to the grand entrance halls and expansive meeting chambers. Everything carved from stone, going on into the earth for miles.

I'm sitting in a movie theatre, third row from the front, staring into space as the rest of the theatre's patrons file out. I see movement out of the corner of my eye, and I glance up at the guy standing next to me. His head is tilted to the side and he's looking at me curiously.

"Enjoy the movie?" he asks.

"It really makes you think." I allow.

He holds out a hand. "Misha."

"Sam." I say, shaking his hand. "You're one of the producers, right?"

We talk about stuff.

I wake up a few times, and I'm third person POV on a new dream. Buffy and Willow are coaching Xander through some kind of school-related interview. He has to keep eating ice from the soft drinks, or something bad will happen.

Someone says "Rosenburg" a lot, and Buffy gets lectured by a teacher for corrupting Xander and/or Willow.

Scare Factor: 1/10
Rating: 2/10

09/09/2010

ATS -- All-Terrain Submersible (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This is just a short fragment, but I remember being in some sort of school setting. My friends Andy and Ganey are there, as well as some sort of other guy... either a professor, or venture capitalist, or something. Anyways, Ganey is showing off to us, as basically he has a submarine. We're all in the classroom watching him remote control a submarine. Not only that, his submarine can not only submerge, of course, but FLY. Yes, it can rise right out of the water and hover in the air. I remember being simultaneously confused and amazed by this. It's hilarious in retrospect, really. Anyway, that's all I can remember.

So I was in New York. I'm from Norway so I do not know what I was doing there. I was walking down the streets checking all the hot women that I was walking by. I got pretty hot so I took my pants of and continiued to walk around in my boxers. Then I spotted this very beautiful woman and I decided to find her again by walking around the block and meeting her there. I never found the way and ended up at some party with a lot of old people. At this point I remembered that it was not the first time having this dream. Still didn't become lucid though. I kept on walking and I decided to check out the desert landscape that surrounded NY (shut up ). I had to cross the river to get there. I was now in some sort of slum. There was this big line of people that was going to cross. The only way to cross was to swim over. Screw it I thought and skipped the line. Here I met two black brothers who wanted me to pay for swimming over. I saw that none of the other people was paying so I refused. One of the brothers tried taking my money by force. I started punching him in the face. He started bleeding pretty bad and ran of to his mother who was further back. The other brother suddenly started to throw up a lot of blood. I'm talking serveral liters. The mother was crying a lot. It was pretty f*cked up.