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I'm in some sort of school. Not my own school, it's a primary I think, and I'm my little brother and a bunch of his friends in one of the classrooms. We're waiting for something. I look out of a little window in the wall and we're surrounded by nature of some sort.

Then I'm in a small tuck shop of some sort. There's a man behind the counter who kind of looks like the guy on Cake Boss, that Italian American dude who speaks really loudly and makes cakes.
I look around a bit and I see rows of sandwiches and baguettes. The guy implies I should hurry because he's closing soon. I pick out a baguette which has a picture of penne/farfalle with red sauce on the packet thing. This is strange, but I go along with it.

I pay the guy, and he starts telling me I should tell people about his shop, which is called Mirabella or something which sounds close to that. Then I know that the valley in which the school is located, in the last years of the 18th Century (I live in Malta, which Napoleon occupied for two years from 1798-1800) some workers were building something which he didn't like, and Napoleon starting pleading desperately with them to stop (I see a vision of a list, with pleading words Napoleon used and gentlemanly words he didn't use while pleading, a woman's voice narrates). I'm still in the shop and as he narrates, I lean on the counter and the Cake Boss' little daughter is next to him. I pull away and everything melts.

I wake up.

(For the record, this dream was so deeply strange and random I am disappointed I didn't become lucid)

1. I was in Jerusalem. I was drowning in a stationary wave. An acquaintance had asked me to get coffee beforehand. She watched me drowning and said it was a shame we couldn't get coffee.

2. Some friends and I needed cars and bread. Only one of us could drive, but we needed two drivers. We also all needed bread, but somehow we couldn't divide the loaf.

3. I 'woke up' inside a movie. I couldn't remember exactly what the plot was, but I knew that my character died. I frantically tried to remember how, so that I could change the outcome.

Last night I fell asleep to my iPad playing the sound of rain and I didn't set a timer for the first time. As I first fell asleep I remember being in a classroom setting and somehow I knew I was dreaming right away. I became lucid and very excited as I knew I was slowly walking up because I was so excited. I tried to stay in the dream by performing reality checks and kneeled down to lick the ground just as I woke up. I remember a second dream nearly the same where I became lucid and woke up again. I remember recalling a little more and being excited when I woke up. Later all I recall of a non-lucid dream is being in a hotel and being in a bed in a room.

My dream last night was like I was watching an episode of Jackass live. It was like I was one of the characters but none of the other characters really acknowledged me. At one point we were in a canoe trying to sink it, and then Ryan Dunn got into a big plastic jug that had some water in it and he was put into the canoe. I was on one end and another Jackass character was on the other end and somehow we were spinning the canoe so that the plastic jug was spinning inside of it and Ryan was getting really beat up inside of it. We we stopped he was pretty angry and bloody. Then a character I did not recognize was on skis with a big sort of winged parachute being held about him. He skied down the street and fly up slightly into the air only to crash back down. I feel like I've dreamt this before because it was familiar yet I'm pretty sure it wasn't a real episode of Jackass. Another part of my dream I remember is being home, and a car which we don't own was in our driveway with the keys in it. In the dream though I thought we owned the car. At home I was also preparing to go with my neighbors to florida. I also remember something about mythbusters and how they were going to try and make a group of bubbles, ontop of some sort of pop or drink, pop in a specific order. Again it was a non-lucid dream and writing it down, it's crazy I didn't go lucid because of all the things that weren't right.

hello people, i just woke up and i remember some fragments of a very weird dream
this is the traduction(i will post the original, in spanish, if someone want's me to, it is easyer to understand):

It was a town like "chacabuco". We arrived in a car to a church. it had a highway on the side of it (right side), and a bird was standing in the "wall" of the highway(you know, like when there is a pillar holding the highway?), "picking" the other wall/mini-stripe-of-material next to it. then my dad told me something and I STARTED TO FEEL, SMELL, HEAR AND SEE like an animal (i believe i "possesed" him somehow, like taking over his body). i/him started to run through a park/forest that was near the church and when i/him was eating a bird, A NUMBER WOULD COME OUT OF THE BIRD counting how many i already ate. this went for a while, and in a moment i jumped to the top of a small building, closer to the church. i saw a bunny, and i ate it, but the number didn't was from 3 to 4, or 7 to 8, it was like 12-19 or something like that. i looked back and i saw my father, who told me "did you see that they are better?" (that would be: "¿viste que son mejores?).
I believe that the animal was a fox, a dog or a wolf.
i did some childish drawing of a "map" of the whole place, i am redoing it again in paint and i will upload it
thank you for reading

1: "Lucid" (non-lucid) dream, trapped in a dream X The Hunger Games influenced set up
First, I'm having a "lucid" dream, where I am not lucid at all, it is just my subconscious mind tricking me into believing. I do what it is most likely I would have done during a lucid. I am standing in front of a double window, I smash it with my hand and leap out of there. In the dream, I am thinking of unfurling my wings, and call for Warren from X-MEN to learn me how to fly. But, then of course, I fall down, thinking this won't work. And then I start strolling down the street, towards a nice red-brown cafe at the corner of the street. It has wooden panels and glass plate-windows.
I "wake" up.
I am in my bed, laying up at night, hoping for a lucid dream again. My room is almost pitch black, but I can still see. The contrasts are unusually bright, all I can see is bright white light crashing with black shadows.
I am afraid, curled up on my bed, waiting to fall asleep into the lucid-world.
There is a storm, and it is raging inside my room. Things are flying uncontrollably around, the computer screen on a desk in the middle of my room blows open, showing bright lights off into the darkness and the curtains on the left side of my second window is pushed aside, reveling a bright white glow from outside my window. It is like a nightmare. I can't fall asleep. I am afraid someone scary and nightmare-ish will enter the stage.
After a while, a woman enters the room, after a while. The storm quiets, and she has a flock of other teens following her. I think she represents Anne, from Maximum Ride: School's out forever. (currently reading)
She takes the computer away and we leave the room. Then we walk down a hall and she has a safe atmosphere surrounding her.
Next, I am in a lucid dream again. I count my fingers and all, and have an unusual amount of them (ten once! New record) but I don't become lucid as it is part of the dream that I will become "lucid" and take "lucid" choices.
And now I am in the cafe. There are mainly girls there, laughing and everything. There is one waiter and he is a blonde man. I went over to talk to him, as all the others in the cafe was busily talking to each other.
Just as we enter a conversation, I don't remember much what we said, he crumples into this; http://www.mommyniri.com/wp-content/...lectionRex.jpg , and turns black-white.
A teacher from my school (IRL he is a copy of the headhunter-principal from School (the normal kind) in Maximum Ride: School's out forever.)
He tells me he that he have had enough of this nonsense, switching in and out of dreams and reality, and falling asleep all the time.
And I understood that he was in control of the dream from now on.
And he's trapping us (me and some other children that goes to my school, on my age) in a dream.
The next thing I remember is being inside a P.E. -ish hall, in half the size. At the left side, there is benches and carpets spread along the floor. And on the right side, kinda backstage-ish there is hung an green overhang and behind there is spread different weapons and sticks - knifes, bows and arrows, maybe ropes, sharp metal.
Me and E. trots over to the weapons, along with some other kids. The rest hurries to the benches.
I realize that I might need something to defend myself with, and perhaps my territory.
I tell E. he might need a bow. I already have one, from before (somehow). When the place is cleared for weapons, I have taken a knife and some arrows, I do an overlook and find an extra set of arrows for my bow.
When I round the overhang, I see that people have already gathered in groups, survival-team-ish, behind gathered benches. Making their own territories and improvised fortresses. I join a group that welcomed me warmly, as I had belonged with them from the start. That is my only way of saying it.
Kim is there. I think. And E. And some more, I didn't really notice. In the dream, it was people I trusted and that would manage.
People had gathered carpets to cover up their flipped over benches. I helped my team set up what they had, and copied a team on the opposite corner of ours.
The mad (mad. As in ko-ko) teacher was watching us.
I don't know if I was getting ready to aim my bow at somebody.

The End.

I have been procrastinating with posting this and I have no idea why.

Dream One Non-Lucid

I started at a place in my school that my mind made up. It was a small grass area with a tree that was taller than the school in the middle. I was standing there with my friend, Craig. We were talking about something when his parents walked up to him. I didn't hear what they said, but I could tell that it had something to do with leaving school later than normal. "You know, Craig, if ya want, I can take you home. I am riding a car home today so we can just stop by your house," I offered. He looked like he was thinking, and then he went to his parents. I didn't hear what he said, but I guess he was asking them if he could come with me. He got done eventually and said, "Let's go." (Dream skip) Craig and I were riding in a convertible with Charizard driving. (I have no idea why I am dreaming about pokemon) We were riding past where my grandmother use to live. To my right was rows of houses broken up by a road near the end. To my left was a beautiful sunset over a grassy field. The sky was a light orange, pink, and blue. I hear a voice come from what sounded like an intercom. "Craig Anthony, please report to the office, Craig Anthony," The voice said. We kept on riding, and Charizard picked up what looked like a walkie talkie. "Craig should be there in ten minutes," he said. I wasn't stunned, but I was confused until I put it all together. Craig must have not gotten his parent's word. I wasn't angry though. The dream now is in comic book form. It shows a panel of us going up a hill that is close to my house. The voice over the intercom says, "Craig Anthony come to the office," and once again, Charizard picks up the walkie talkie. "Heh, you'll have a dead body in ten minutes," Charizard tells over the intercom. Craig doesn't look scared at all. He looks more relaxed actually. I then hear police sirens. I estimated that they were coming for us due to the fact Charizard just made a death thread. "Shit, go faster!" I yell at him. Even though it is still in comic book form, I hear and feel everything so I feel the wind rushing through my hair. I love the sensation, and so I yell my command once again at Charizard, even though we are outrunning the cops. I keep on yelling this until finally I feel like all of my hair is about to be yanked out by the wind. I soon get to my house at the speed we were going, and then woke up.

Dream Two Non-Lucid

There isn't to much to this one. I was in a forum and people were talking about ores, rubies, diamonds, etc. A person posted a picture of a blueish colored ore that had chunks of gold in it. Almost immediately after that post, someone replied with "Oh my god, that had double gold in it! It's worth a fortune!". Some other people wanted it as well, and that is all that dream was. People wanting a double gold ore.

Dream One Non-lucid

I enter in this dream at my high school's bleachers. I was watching a basketball game, that wasn't going to well for my school's team. I feel my phone vibrate in my pocket, and I check to see who is calling me. It says that the number is private. I walk outside so no one can hear me, and I answer my phone. "Hello? Who is this?" I asked the caller. "It is me, your very old grandmother," The caller replied. "Umm...why are you calling me? Did something go wrong? Do I need to come to your house?" I questioned my grandmother. "No, no. I have no house where I am. I am dead," She said bluntly. I was not sad or anything. "Well, how is heaven?" I asked her. She chuckled and replied with, "I am not in heaven my boy, I am in a deep spot of hell," She answered as if there was nothing wrong with that. "What? Why?" I asked. I got no response. I can't really remember our conversation from there but there was another part of the dream that made me laugh. An old man, on the opposite bleachers, stood up and grabbed a microphone from somewhere. "Excuse me, but do you call that coaching, coaches? This game sucks!" The old guy told everyone. I just laughed and my friend beside me said, "Shadow always makes me laugh," and then I woke up.

Dream Two Lucid

I was reading something on the forums of Dream Views about this sort of game these people were playing in there dreams. They had recently lost one of the people playing, and were trying to get people to help them find him. After reading the last post, I got sucked into the dream world that the game was taking place in. I was standing up around 5 other people that were laying in sand. We were in a desert. I knew this was a dream because of the forum in my dreams. I decided not to do anything in this dream but to let it act for itself. I wasn't going to try to do anything that the dream didn't want to do itself. The 5 other people were starting to stand up. Their faces were a blur and they were all wearing helmets with light, leather armor. We all looked at each other, and we knew what we had to do. We started looking for the person. I didn't know what the person to look like, or anything else, but I tried. I soon woke up for a reason that is still unknown. (Probably from excitement of the lucidity)

Dream Three Non-Lucid

I was in the living room, watching a movie about something that I can't remember. Next thing I know, I am in the movie and this female actor starts hitting on me. We eventually had some fun, if you catch my drift, and then the dream ended.

• a short lucid involving a threesome
• a Disney-land like teacup ride
• work dream

I'm trying to improve my recall, and this is the first long dream of the week;

I am in a (dream) house (dream, meaning random, something I haven't seen before), in some sort of sleepover with my sister and her children and some random people (about 8+ people).
(Insert dream memory here) We end up in some forest, this part is especially blurry, were in a circle I think, some random bum is talking weird, and mentions something about the green leafs having healing abilities, he had like a pot of boiling water with green leaves in it or something, it smelled funny (green leafs from an RPG game on my phone :p) and then said something important which I don't remember, kinda like "Also, never forget that..." <-- this is important as it affects my dream later on. I wake up.

I go back to sleep, I switch dreams, or remember a fragment from another one, I ended up in my English class, my English teacher is talking about dream recall, and saying how important it is to have a dream journal.. (lol) Anyways, I am in some bus and I have some sort of metal object in my hand that shines a laser light. Some guy in a suit walks in and sits down in the seat across from mine, he is looking for something, I feel a bit scared, as if I have the thing he is looking for. The guy in front of me, has a large orange object, I didn't look at it clearly, the guy in the suit has a large man following him (his body guard). He pulls out an FBI badge, and sort of announces it to everyone, "I am an FBI agent" he pulls out some paper and mentions about how he has the license to kill to solve cases, "he can kill me if he wanted to" I think in my head. (yes this is unreasonable) So then he says a few other things and his bodyguard sort of makes fun of him by saying "Sure, mr. Green" a reservoir dogs reference, dunno how it made sense in the dream, I point my laser at the orange thing object the person in front of me carried. (I forget what happens after this) I end up in a forest with a group of people, and we are all wounded. I am sort of limping forward through the forest, incredible worn out, wounded (and safe in my bed xD). It's all a bit blurry, I think I am either the least wounded, or something I end up ahead of the pack, them being about 50 meters behind me in the (colorful btw) forest. I have a flashback? I remember the bum talking about the green leafs being able to heal. To my right I see a bunch of neon colored plants, purple, pink, orange... and green! I limp to it, and turn around to tell the people behind me, I see one of them fall to the ground, I think, man he/she didn't make it, maybe I can go give that person some after I heal myself (I see the situation as a game, where you simply heal and recover from serious fatal damage). Then I see (there was 3 people) the other 2 people fall as well, I am scared. I see the FBI agent clearly (even though he was at a distance), he had his business clothes ripped, his shirt ripped to his shoulders, and his pants looked like shorts. He had something red in his hand, and was walking towards me, "this is it" I think, I thought he had a gun, but I later see it's a knife (lucky me). He walks towards me, and I limp away, my limp later turned into jogging, as I remembered that important thing that bum said to me in the previous dream (I don't remember) haha I know it was important, because it helps me run. I step into an industrialized urban city with grey like colors. I see the agent come towards me, and I think about what the bum said to me. I know think, "Should I run away? (because I healed?), or fight him and ask him what he means?" I knew he was a dream character that represented something, but I didn't know I was in a dream!!!. So I still feared for my life. He is but a few meters away from me, he starts doing some crazy Bruce Lee like things as a way of taunting me, yelling in karate yells. He has a shuriken-like weapon the size of my backpack and he uses it like a nunchuck. I think maybe I could fight him a little and then ask him, or I can ask him and then fight. Still concerned for my life I decided to simply ask him, and maybe he would go away. I point my finger at him and say, "What do you represent?", His voice distorts as he says (well it is calm/yelled/spoken at the same time) "(something something) the one that you want." I think he might have said I'm the one that you want but I can't be too sure, as he said that I noticed waking up.

I was watching some horror movie for some reason. A train was going off track so it wasn't that scary. I was watching it down in my basement, and I went upstairs to get popcorn or something. A few minutes later I came back downstairs, I was very focused on the movie. These two guys were in a forest, hiding from the evil train. As I watched the movie very carefully I kind of melted into the movie. The guys looked terrified. I heard a train come and it splattered one of them. The other guy started crying, with blood from his friend all over him. A few minutes later the train came back the other way. He was almost hit when he fell into a hole very small then popped back out as the train passed over him. Since I realized the train would be coming back I started running. The last thing I remember was looking down at some roots from a tree.

I tried a new way of remembering my dreams, and it proved affective.

Dream One Non-Lucid

I entered the dream on a battleship with helicopters and airplanes scattered everywhere. Ms. Simpson, my reading teacher, hopped into a helicopter, and told us to throw caramel candies at her to make her crash. We followed her orders, even though I couldn't see anyone but me, and eventually got her down. I watched the debris go down, and when I saw it finally land, she jumped out of helicopter. Next thing I know, I am on an AA gun that shoots out caramels. There were planes everywhere. They were flying over a dark blue sea. Every time I shot one down, I would get 100 points. The fight eventually calmed down, but another one happened and this time they got closer to the base we were at. An enemy on a boat got so close I had to shoot the person to kill him! When all was done, Ms. Simpson got into an airplane this time. She said, ""You need to upgrade your equipment if you are to shoot down more planes. This time, we are going to be using guns to shoot me down!"" Everone gasped and was all like, "REAL GUNS?!" I then woke up.

Dream Two Lucid

I don't remember how I became lucid, or where I was. I just knew that I was lucid. I said to myself "Yes! The first time I actually have a lucid dream where I don't wake up!". The one bad this was, I didn't know where to start in my journeys. A couple of seconds later, I remembered seeing a forum about flying on DreamViews, and so I tried it. I jumped up in the air, ignoring what the forum said. I was thinking that I COULD fly, but fell right back to the ground as if I just jumped. I tried it again, this time a way they said on the forum, and it failed again. That was the last thing I remember before I woke up, not even getting a glimpse of flight.

Dream Fragment One

Not too much to say, I was playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. I only remember the game mode I was playing, which was Search and Destroy.

I enter my dream inside of my friend's room, but the only thing that is there is the walls, the floor, and the computer. I am not sitting beside my friend, but instead I am sitting beside a Youtube commentator ImmortalHD. I look around and see a guy from Immortal's band and he is putting on pants. He tells me to look away and so i do, and I turn back to ask him a question and he gives me this wired look. I ask him "Whats wrong?" and he replies by saying "I am not done dressing". I laugh and say that I thought he was so I turn around once more. I hear him yell "MOM!" and I see my friend's mom enter with pants. (Dream Skip) I am in my friend's living room and I hear his mom enter in through the front door. She is carrying collars. She says something like, "it is a sad day for us all". She says that while putting on the collars. A pink collar for their cat, who was obviously not their cat because it was white with a splash of caramel looking color. She gives the dog a blue collar and says something like "The Irish isn't going to sleep,". At least that is what I think she said because while she was saying it my dream started to fade and then I wake up.

Dream Fragment

I am making music in this wired software and I get angry at it.

Dream Statistics
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Dreams Remembered:0
DILDs: 0, DEILDs: 0, WILDs: 0, WBTBILD: 0, OOBEs: 0, MILDs: 0
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Key Dream Points
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Recognizable Characters;

None

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Other Notes;

No dreams remembered today, I also forgot to put something over my eyes to help them stay shut when awoken. My dreaming may have not occured since I fell asleep watching Star Trek on Netflix.

The Other Other Guy
Non-lucid: I am in a police department. My perspective of a person watching a movie, I am watching what seems to be a cop/detective comedy. The (I assume) Captain is shouting something about stolen money and a dirty cop. He and a partner rush to their car. Fast forward a bit and the Captain is on a runway facing a plane. He's slams his feet on the gas rushing towards the plane, but as he comes closer he see's that it's really a helicopter. Or in other words, it's not the guy he's after. The dream cuts to some tropical island, I see a plane landing in a different airport. The end. In hindsight, it wasn't very funny.