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03.02.2012

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Dream 1: Runescape Godwars and Real Life

I was playing Runescape, and judging by the armor I was wearing, I was most likely going to do an Armadyl Solo Run.

However, I realized some major items were missing on the DC I'm playing as. Apparently, I look like an Aviansie (one of the creatures you kill to get a kill count in the game to go through the gate to do a solo run on the boss).



I click on random enemies to increase my kill count, but I can't remember which ones I was killing though. Then I realized I forgot to wear a Zamorak item, but the enemies weren't hitting me at the time since I think there was another player in Void Range that was getting their kill count up as well.

So I continue shooting random monsters (other than Aviansies, which are the ones I NEED to kill to go through the door), and the thought came to my mind that the gloves that I was missing was Saradomin gloves or something like that, but I thought I needed Zamorak since no Saradomin monsters were coming after me.



Then the Zamorak minions started to attack my character, and they were ganging up on me pretty fast. I started to click random items in my inventory like they are food to heal up. I managed to click so fast, that my health went down to only 18 instead of 0.

Then I realize because of the update that increased the HP by 10 a long time ago, that "18" on my HP bar wasn't a good sign, so I started to click more and more food like mad. But then I died, I thought I lost all my expensive gear like Armadyl Chestplate and the Armadyl Chainskirt, but then I realized again that I was just an Aviansie, so no biggie.

I thought I would be teleported back to Lumbridge, but not I'm in reality again (FALSE AWAKENING), I'm already standing up near the study area of my apartment, and I see some huge object on the wall.

My mentality in this dream was going both ways, I was focusing on the reality of the dream, yet I was thinking that I was in Runescape itself, and tried to rush to get back my items (again I forgot I was an Aviansie in the dream, so it would've been pointless to go back if I remembered that I was).

I see a mini-map of Runescape, and apparently I'm in this area underground that feels like it could get me back to the Godwars area quickly. Then the dream shifts back to the reality in the dream, and I'm looking at this object on the wall near some vent.

I was near the kitchen of my apartment at the time, and I observed the object carefully to see what it was. Apparently, it was this huge (about the length of one human hand at most) was staying still on the wall.



So I assumed it was eating micro-organisms in the wall, and it started to look like a mosquito. Then I just wanted to shoo it away, but I didn't want to just wave my hand, because then it would just be another battle trying to chase it down.

I tried scaring it by pretending to slam the wall near where it was at, but it didn't move. Eventually it flys around, and I'm having a hard time keeping up with it. I think I ignore chasing it, and go back to the vent that is placed weirdly in the middle of the wall that's like 3-4 feet away from the kitchen.

I go inside the vent, and I reach back to Runescape. I'm still playing a random DC on the computer as soon as I reach whatever destination this vent took me, and I'm suddenly inside the Boss Room.



I started to panic because I had no armor on, but fortunately a player was occupying the boss, but at the same time, I remembered the boss being able to attack multiple people at once.

But I ignored this and when the player kills the boss, I do a fake call saying that I got an Armadyl Hilt from hitting the boss (I don't know why I was playing with his ego, but no hilt was there), then he teleports, maybe he fell for the bluff or something.

For some reason, what should've been the player's loot ended up to be mine. I see some green object on the floor, with some yellowish color on the sides. I right-click it and see that it says "Armadyl Warhammer."

I started go batshit crazy because it was an Armadyl item, and then examined it again, and apparently it was worth 6.4million gp.

I started to type like crazy saying I got the Armadyl Warhammer, but the problem is, this item doesn't exist in the game, and mostly the Armadyl items the boss drops is related to the Range Armor and Weapons, but I didn't pay attention to that.

Then the boss appears again, and I decided that I should teleport, but I realized I didn't take any damage from the boss and the minions as well. So I equip the warhammer to see how it would work, and this thing was fucking epic.

Whenever the player wields it and attacks a monster with it, it goes in this rapid circular motion, kind of like what happens when a player grabs a Golden hammer in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, except it made a full circle rather than the semi-circular motion going back-and-forth with the Golden Hammer.



I think each hit was faster than the whip and somewhat on the same level as the speed of a Chaotic Rapier was well. I keep hitting the boss over and over again, not taking any damage from it myself. I forgot what happened next.

Dream 2: Walkng upstairs and other random stuff

This is more of dream fragments, but I'll combine them here. I'm walking up an area going somewhere, I see two DCs that are familiar to me. Let's call them James and Steven. They were walking together talking about something.


Then the next fragment I remember is me going upstairs to some area that looks like a Help Desk. There was a computer in the middle of the cabinets forming a circle a few feet away from it. And I go up to a DC who was probably blonde and in her 40s. I ask her to help me with directions, but I can't remember where.



She tells me I needed to go to some place, and I thanked her for it and headed there.

Another dream fragment is me and some girl worrying about something. Let's call this girl Mariana, I think she goes to the same University as me, and there was something we're stressing out about.

That's all I remembered.

24th of January, 2011

I had a nap in the study at Nooks' house and could hear her typing in the background the entire time I was asleep.

Began in a hilly township. I was walking down a red brick paved path but it was far too steep and slippery so I slid down it on my butt and got worried my pants would be ruined.
The dream was already unstable at this point and I was questioning things.

At the bottom of the hill there was a quaint little red brick plaza and I was wearing rollerblades- doing jumps down stairs and stuff. Some pros bumped into me and got annoyed.
At some point my brother, Nooks and some others were around – out the front of a shop or something- and we were talking. Some other adventures happened and we ended up outside/inside a shop with these weird Emu-puppet costumes and Warhammer type toys.
While I was browsing my tooth started to hurt so I touched it and noticed it was wobbly.
Awwww Hell No it ain’t! Did a hand dream check and all my fingers were bent backwards. I did a little dance and asked to increase lucidity.*
In my excitement I discovered I was in my house, so I took a stroll around admiring the accuracy of the recreation then climbed out the window and flew around, which I found much easier than usual and did a sort of breast stroke.
I flew around for a while looking at houses and taking in the dreamscape then landed and did some looking around. I had to keep spinning and rubbing my hands to keep the dream stable. It was a street at night time. The grass was damp on the front lawns. I turned around in hopes of a scenery change but it stayed the same. I looked up at a streetlight and noticed it was more an unfocussed orb of light.
At that point, I woke up in the study. As a precaution, I checked my hands and noticed they were still funny. YEAH!
Had some sexy times (a bit un-lucid) then went outside.
I was in another plaza, kind of like one where I used to live. I ran madly along a ledge and noticed a door- wooden with dirty glass panelling and a numbered plaque. “That’ll do” I thought.
I jumped down off the ledge and over to the door, took a breath and thought “my perfect place is behind this door”.
I pulled it open and was engulfed in a white light.

Then I woke up for real.

I really want to return to that door one day.

*In my experience I find that works best when you just yell it to high heaven, but often when I do that I worry that I'll yell out in real life so when I go lucid I always have this little battle with myself!

1) I am looking through the minatures of a Warhammer army, wood elves, but corrupted... A dark treant, and a dragon were the leaders.

2) Non-lucid with my sister and two friends. Odd setting and situation... I become lucid, my sister (my subconscious more like) laughs and points out that the whole room is wrong, and completely unreal. LUCID.

-Skip-

My sub conscious shocks me for thinking self defeating thoughts, and I am bothered by it. "Don't do that. Wait... No, that's good for me... But... No... Gah!" I ask for someone. Raven from the Teen Titans (at least somewhat mixed with Cyborg...), she is furious. I calm her down.

I'm a blood angels chaplain leading my squad on a purging of a chaos controlled city (which is odd because I play Tau XD ) Then, a huge daemon appeared in front of us. I and my squad resented the emperor and so we readily joined his side. I remember looking over my army and telling them as the sun rose behind me.

*Scene Change*

I'm now in the city with the daemon. He gives me a tour of the city before showing me the temple that's being constructed. It resembles a huge pyramid made of steel and glass, and it stands about 20 stories high. Me and the daemon are on a gantry above the pyramid and inside I can see thousands of slaves riding minecarts, building as they go. The daemon laughs at them, but I tell him I object to the use of innocent civilians as slaves.

*Scene Change*

I'm in a large town hall, with about three hundred seats in the third closest to the door. Three pillars are set in front of them, leaving two entrances either side to get into the hall beyond. I go through. On the other side there is a door at the far end of the hall. On either side of the door there are small pools. The daemon appears behind me and explains that this is like a gladiatorial arena with monsters. He laughs at my apparent doom, but in this dream I'm super strong. I. Own. Everyone.

*Scene Change*

I'm climbing across complex scaffolding built around a sphinx. A giggling Japanese girl starts taking pictures and flirting with me. I just smile and wave, smile and wave...

Noelle and Owen are visiting so I suggest a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" but it isn't really D&D.. I set up TONS AND TONS of figures from Warhammer, D&D and Heroscape all across our room. Everyone then gathers in my 'cave' (We call it that because of the way the bunkbeds are set up) And then suddenly everything comes alive. We shoot at everything with our guns furiously..

Next thing I know I am running toward this giant wooden thing in a 'sit n' spin' shape. It is a "hover" thing and I go forward with my legs and then I push myself up in the air and float down, I do this for a while it is fun. The thing that makes it hover is constructed from erasers or something..