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In this dream, I'm my early childhood self, and might be set during my childhood as well, but there were some moments where it seamlessly transitioned to my adult self today and then back.

The dream starts off during childhood. I'm at my grandmother (dad's mom). I'm upstairs playing with legos. I make a very complex construction, a sort of house, but then I run out of lego blocks since it's so large and I get bored. I go downstairs and talk to my grandmother. She says "why don't you play outside? the weather is nice", and I go outside.

I run around the neighborhood. The neighborhood has a sidewalk and a few bushes and grass patches, but as a child, I perceived it as being much larger and complex than it actually is, and that's the way I perceived it in the dream. Instead of just a linear sidewalk, it's a sort of square maze filled with sidewalks, bushes and grass, and with no street in sight. The weather is warm and it's all around a very serene experience.

At some point during that, the dream seems to suddenly transition to the adult era, and I get a phone call on my android. It's an invitation from my colleagues to go dine somewhere in the evening at the expense of the company, and I agree to join. During dusk in the maze, I look for the exit to go to the restaurant. By the time the sun is down, I'm in the city and I find my colleagues sitting at a terrace table, waving at me to catch my attention. I join the table, and opposite of me sits my old colleague, who I worked closely together with, but left the company years ago.

While we were waiting for the food, two colleagues were having an argument about something. At some point I get sick of it and I logically analyze their arguments bit by bit, trying to find the core essence of their disagreement. I point out a contradiction. One of them says, in a comically formal yet non-sarcastic tone, "thank you. I'm glad we were able to resolve that."

The waiter comes to our table and asks us individually what sauce we want with our steak. I had pepper sauce in mind, but my colleague sitting opposite of me says "I'll take the azuré sauce". I never heard of that before. The waiter was now awaiting my response, and in a snap decision, I also went for the "azuré sauce". A bit later we were served our meal. On the plate was a steak lying in a pool of this mysterious azuré sauce. It didn't look very delicious. It was thick and looked like something brown with small pieces of carrot in it, whatever it was. Anyway, visually it was quite reminding of fecal matter. I smelled it, and it smelled very bad, like vinegar. I wasn't gonna like this, but I picked that sauce, so it'd be awkward to pretend that I don't want it now. Fortunately, there was only a thin layer of it on the steak, the bulk of it was beside it. I took the steak with my fork and moved it out of the sauce. This left a hole into the sauce because it was so thick. I ate the steak, trying to stomach the little bit of sauce that was on top of it. When we were done eating, I felt a little nauseated. I said to the colleague "well, that sauce was certainly interesting... what is it made of?". He laughed, and he said "well, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but I'll just say this: ever since you took that steak off of it, it's been trying to slowly crawl off your plate!". I looked at the sauce again and saw 2 fisheyes in it with 2 small tentacles between them. I lifted this sauce up with my fork and saw that underneath, there was the foot of a seaslug! Then obviously I felt even more nauseated. (I'm on antibiotics for my illness right now, and that's actually giving me a bit of nausea in real life, that probably explains that part of the dream)

Anyway, after that highly unpleasant experience, we were drinking. I was drinking vodka. The location of the terrace seems to have changed a bit at this point, and we were now sitting by an alleyway. I was telling my colleagues about the warzone in Ukraine. I pointed out to them that actually, we sitting right near the border of Ukraine right now, and if you look carefully into the alleyway, you'll see some broken floor tiles, and that's because of all the bombing going on.

I drink some more vodka and get a little drunk. Because I'm drunk, I accidentally push the bottle off the table as I tried to grab it. The bottle fell and shattered, and I saw a cop coming for me out of the alleyway. I said "oh shit" and ran away into the streets of the city. On the street was a random low brick pedestal. I stood on the pedestal and I pretended to be a street light. The cop was deceived, was guarding around for a little while, and then left. I got off the pedestal and thought "haha, what a dumbass!".

I continued further down the city and I reached the pedestrian bridge. The world seems to have transitioned back to childhood mode at this point. When I was a child, I loved that pedestrian bridge, because much like the neighborhood sidewalk, it seemed much more mazelike to me than it really is. So again, I'm strolling around on a bridge-themed maze hanging over the Schelde river, trying to find the way to the other side.

When I reached the other side, I was near my old school, and I saw a bulky guy there. He looked like a bully, but he was strangely friendly as I talked to him. I had a double feeling about him, though. At some point, he sighed "well, time to go back into my bunny suit, I guess... one more hint: try to get inside!" I didn't know what he meant by any of that. He walked away into a small garage. The gate closed, and opened again shortly after. Out came a monster, and he was like the bully, but he was a large evil cyborg rabbit. He bottom half was a mechanical contraption, like a robot or tank. But top half and the head was a very bulky bunny's. A boss theme from Metal Gear Solid 2 started to play. He went toward a place that contained 4 tablet pc's on pedestals. He took out a flamethrower and started to melt them down. I realized that I needed to protect these tablet pc's, so I took out an AK47 and shot him, but he was invulnerable. The tablets all broke and I saw a game over screen.

I was frustrated and looked up a walkthrough on the internet. The walkthrough says that he's actually a puzzle boss and there's a secret way to beat him. Before he gets into the gate, you can throw your cap at him and he will be mind controlled. So that's what he meant with that hint! He was trying to help me in stopping him from destroying the tablets by proxy. So I tried that, threw my cap, garage gate closed and opened again. This time, I was in the bunny's first person view which had a terminator-like hud. I was now controlling his mind. However, I wasn't sure what to do to kill him. I couldn't use the flamethrower on myself. I looked around in a bunch of closets and found my mom's perfume closet. I saw a bottle of perfume in there, and I thought "if he drinks this, he's probably going to get very ill and die". I had him drink the perfume, became a bit nauseated again, but I realized that that wasn't enough to kill him. So I grabbed another bottle of vodka and chugged it down all at once. Then he became very drunk, and fell off into the depths. I beat the boss battle, and that's where the dream ended.

Don't know where I got the money, but I buy a sweet ass boat, along with my own private island with a fantastic cottage on it. I cruise around in my huge ass boat for awhile, then head to my cottage. I talk to my brother for a bit, when through the window I see the boat floating away. I forgot to put down the anchor!!! I run, and it seems to take a ridiculous amount of time to get our of the cottage.

Wake up here, back to sleep...

In the dream, I have a weird feeling that I bought a boat. It makes no sense since I can't afford it, but I can't shake the feeling I bought a boat. I mention it to my friends, and they're like "yeah right". I recall I had two sets of keys for it, one in each pocket of my pants. I reach into my pockets and pull out two sets of boat keys, each with a green floater in case they get dropped into the water. So now I have keys for a boat, but where's the boat? I spend the rest of the dream looking for it unsuccessfully.

I got up about 5AM to pee, and the dog followed me back to bed.

I dream I'm in bed with my dog in some basement apartment, when a huge orange tiger jumps up on the bed. It begins to play with my dog by putting it's mouth around the dog and play chewing him. I slowly pull the blankets over my head, worried about my dog and not knowing what to do. Then the tiger begins mouth my arms through the blankets. Then it just sits on me, right on my morning wood. Ucomfortable!!!!

I peek out from the blankets and the tiger seems friendly enough. I see another white tiger tied to the Christmas tree through the door. The tiger on my begins to fall backwards off the bed, and I grab it's front paws and pull it back on me. Then it flops down covering me completely. The tiger morphs into a really large/fat dod, and finally ends up as a Boxer breed of dog.

Prison pondering
I'm climbing out from under a loft bed, climbing across a huge mound of blankets and pillows. I'm thinking about a guy in prison I'll be seeing later in the day. He's supposed to be in for thirty years, but people have been trying to convince him that he's only been in for twenty and that he's in for a total of forty, and he's going to ask me to tell him what I know. I'm not sure how I'll respond. I start thinking about what I'd do if I were in prison for forty years. I can't imagine the despair and hopelessness one must feel. I finally extricate myself from under the bed and walk around it.

6/8/15 | Wolf, Tiny House, Island Cities
-1-I was in some cave about 20ft from a campfire as a wolf. There were some dead animals around, but nobody cared. I slept there anyway. Setting: night, a cave near some woods.
[New Scene]
I entered what was supposed to be a house. It was dirty, rotting, and had a DC of similar age to me living in it. He said there were 30 mice in it, so I asked him, “How do you sleep with all that noise?” No answer. Next, the DC yelled, “When the sound reaches 80Db the channels organize themselves!” He was yelling because it was really hard to hear him behind a screen.
[New Scene]
I was messing with an island to give it a couple of cities. Originally, the island only had a few points of light, with the brighter ones in higher populated areas. Then, I expanded it to skyscrapers. As I tried to light up the place, standing with the top down, I added some light. For some reason, only the top few stories of the buildings were glowing. Gradually, ambient light within the cities increased.
-2-This drunk guy stole a bunch of food and fled to some mountain. He wanted to find out how long he could survive there. Suddenly, I was at my grandparents' house, and we were all sitting around the table. Next, I was walking on some train tracks that led into a lake. [Skip] Looking out the window, I saw the tracks that ended in the lake. I opened the 2 windows, preparing to walk out there. Something I don’t remember stopped me from going out.
[New Scene]
I was drawing a path from one thing to another. It ended up a loop, ending at the start. The guy that traveled the path was annoyed by this, so he stole a couple of books.

6/9/15 (L) L2 | Alt Dimension
There was this box that I could slip into and through to another dimension and hide there. The path to get there was a closet building, and it led into another building that had beds and a TV. Some of the walls in both dimensions were covered in hanged clothes. [Skip] I ended up in a weird school that I was going to do something important in. [Skip] Yooka and Laylee were re-textured with TARDIS textures. I was lucid for a minute or two in the original alt dimension.
Lucid Time: 1-2 minutes

6/10/15 | Tornadoes, E3 2015, GameFAQs
-1-I went to some place where I got to play Melee against mang0 on a dream version of Brinstar.
[New Scene]
I was eating some food outside on the coast of somewhere. There were steep hills around, including the ones in the water. Also, there was a lighthouse on the left. For some reason, it was pointing the light straight at me.
-2-Tornadoes were happening at home everywhere. I could see most of them. There was also flooding. There was a 2mph crossing speed limit on an orange crosswalk to the south, and a 5mph one between my house and a neighbor's.
[New Scene]
As I was watching the Sony E3 2015 Press Conference, Fallout 4 was shown. Or maybe it was Elder Scrolls VI. I couldn’t tell. The sky and the area had a blue-green tint(slightly), and the narrator mentioned the Dominion. Suddenly, Source models of Mario and Link started running around. Then, Bethesda dropped a megaton. The announcer said, “Fallout 4…will be…exclusive…to Wii U.” Afterwards, I hopped on to GameFAQS and sure enough, the boards completely exploded—so much that most users were posting only large numbers.

6/11/15 (L) L1 | Pokemon Theater, Alien Car, Strong Bad
-1-There was a huge wooden room with tons of seats everywhere. Front-center: Screen. I watched Pokemon there. For some reason, the volume was turned all the way up, so I turned it down to a bearable level before turning on the Pokemon music. It was pretty accurate music too. I don’t remember the 2 DCs that were also present in the room. Earlier on, my mom was talking really loudly over the speakers.
-2(L)-I became lucid for a moment in a green place.
-3-Strong Bad hopped into an alien car with 2 pedals: left and right. Left was gas, right was brake, and sometimes they switched functions, and even occasionally did nothing. As he was driving, he slammed the brakes, which barely helped. He did a handbrake turn, then punched it in the other direction, which didn’t help at all. Eventually, the car came almost under SB’s control as he drove it back towards his house again. Then, he started recording his voice onto a yellow glowy thing. After 2 sentences, he was like, “Forget it, you guys will figure it out in the morning.” Suddenly, I was on a moving train with a convenient platform.
Lucid Time: 5-20 seconds

Hi everyone!

I had a dream last night ~ I was Maui the Demigod, and I was in a show for the village with Moana.
There was another girl who seemed inspired by our performance, but was shy. I spoke with her, and got her to join in!

Date of Dream: SUN 7 JAN - 2018



Dream No. 259 - Separated Sections

Dream 259 A - Stuck In The 90s
I can only remember a small portion of this dream. I was going for a rendezvous with three of my friends as well as two strangers. Were sitting at a table and talking within the grounds of Killester. I told them I had to leave soon as I was heading to Forest Hill Chase Shopping Centre. LA ends up giving me a funny look and says to me, “that place is so 90s”. That's all I can remember.

Dream 259 B - Family Identity Confirmed
I don't remember much of this dream. All I can remember is me looking on my computer and on it, there was some information that revealed a bit more about the Cooper gang members' family history. There was one inaccuracy though... Sly's surname wasn't cooper, it was another surname that I could remember. I looked at Bentley and couldn't find any additional information for him. I thought maybe it's because he had left his family and siblings entirely and so no identity could be confirmed.

In this dream, Murray strangely had the surname of McGeorge. I realised that Murray's father was in fact McSweeney as the dream had given the identity name of “McSweeney McGeorge”. Murray's mother was a hippo like him. Her icon was actually Murray's icon from Sly 4 with the addition of red lipstick. All I can remember about her name is that it started with Be... That's all I can remember for this dream.

Dream 259 C - Denied The Right To Mum
I don't remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was in a store that resembled Target but wasn't Target. There was a little blonde haired boy that I was keeping an eye on, taking around various shelves on the shop floor. Sometimes, I had little conversations; one of them was about teaching him that stealing is wrong. Eventually, I think we came across his mum who had short, light brown wavy hair and glasses. She thanked me for being patient with her kid.

Now that I was on my own, I decided to give my mum a call on my phone and see where she was. I remember her exact, real life mobile number in the dream. There were complications though; every time I'd try to enter the number, the dream would purposefully make me get a couple of digits wrong. For instance, I think I'd be typing 0433 but then the screen shows 0434. Now matter how many times I tried, I could never get the number right although I fully remembered it.

Since the phone method wasn't working, I decided to go on a search for my mum in person. I asked some people, “have you seen my mum? Do you know where she is?”. One person said to me that she was in the “other compartment”, which in the dream resembled the shed area like in Dream No. 253 D. When I got into the market-shed-like place, this middle aged Asian guy approached me. He looked okay but then the dream made me portray him to be scary. He gave me some really piercing look and “placed me under arrest”.

For the rest of the dream, I dared not move anywhere. I really began to feel threatened by him and so began to call for Dreamy WB. It took ages in this dream and at some point, I was even afraid that the guy would hear and come rushing back to hurt me. I called “Dreamy WB!” a lot and nothing was happening, so I decided to sometimes call with “Miss T!”. It felt like minutes, maybe even an hour had gone by and I was still calling.

Eventually, this other African girl came along and so I quietly asked her, “Have you seen my dream guide? Her name is Dreamy WB or sometimes I call her Miss T”. The girl didn't want to have a bar of me. She quickly interrupted and said to me, “I hope to have an excuse by tomorrow” and then she walked off. So I continued calling and calling, feeling like it was taking forever and I always feared that the guy would come back.

Soon though, I began to sense a familiar energy. I looked down the front aisle I was trapped in; which was the plant aisle, and I saw Dreamy WB casually walking towards me. I kept note of her appearance in this dream. Her facial features were accurate, her hair was an afro but she had it trimmed in an odd, unique way in that it wasn't covering her face at all and she was wearing a long sleeved black t-shirt with a pair of jeans and a black belt.

Dreamy WB wasn't at my position yet when the dream started fading on me and even thought I wasn't lucid, I knew I was waking up. I must have had micro-lucidity without realising it because I was trying to stay as still as possible to make the dream stay longer. But as Dreamy WB was walking closer to me, the dream would fade out more and more. When she was really close to me, I fully woke up and that was it for the JAN 7 dreams.



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