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I looked in our refrigerator and saw our new water filter water bottles, they were marked with silver sharpie, Mine was on the right and Liz's was in the middle and someone else's was on the left. I chose to drink liz's...

I am meditating in my meditation room before the Dragon Mirror in BanYanLand. Professor X appears in the mirror.

OH SHIT. YOU AGAIN.

Yes, it's me, or you from another Dimension. Don't you remember, idiot?

I know that!

He steps out of the mirror, and merges with me. I feel like I am being tossed around like someone being tossed around by a wave. We zoom through a wormhole, and are in outer space between the moon and the earth. I meditate and a pale blue light forms above my third eye.

Dream bubbles appear around me, like oil floating on water.

Citizens of Urth!

I shoot an astral tentacle into each dream bubble. I CALL THE DREAMWALKERS OF URTH TO ME! DREAMWARRIORS, I SUMMON THEE.

All manner of dream warriors float out of their dream bubbles.

I HAVE DECLARED WAR ON THE TEMPLARS OF URTH. WHO WILL JOIN ME IN THE WAR?

Uh... who are the Templars?

They are assholes trying to control the planet.

Well, fuck those guys... but, how do we know we can trust you?

Ok... you don't. Why don't we do some battle training. You enemy is not going to help you right? Come to the Moon and meet me in the Battle Pyramid in the City of Nowhere.

The City who?

I begin attacking everyone. They all attack me back. Some people wake up and vanish. Others make groups to band against me. Some fight me individually.

Why the hell are you attacking us?

So you know I am a badass, fucker!

I become Deathgawn, and summon Sarnox, Skyfire, and Rainstorm. I make a big demonic pyrotechnic display. One Dream Warrior, in an angel form does a spin attack at me, like a drill. I lift off my centipede disk, and he flies into my chest portal to Angel Heaven. The word LOL float above my head.

Well, bitches, I am going back to the City of Nowhere on the goddamned Moon. If anyone wants to come, I'll be there.

well, who the fuck are you?

THE MAYOR

I have my own talk show. I am in my Vampire Form. It's set up like Oprah.

Loaf is my guest for the show. He is also a vampire. I am wearing a nice black suit with no tie, and have jet black long straight hair with a violet tint to my pale skin. Loaf has short straight dark brown hair with red streaks in it, and his eyes are red. He is wearing a red cape and has a red weapon in his hand.

Nomad: Welcome Loaf to the show.

Yaay!

N: Ok, well you can put down your weapon, Mr. Loaf.

(nervous laughter)

N: So, Mr. Loaf, what kind of vampire are you?

L: I am a Red Vampire, which means I feed off of red energy. It's mainly anger, rage, things like that, but it could be blood.

N: Interesting.

L: I like sentience. It's delicious.

N: Uh... Okay.

Loaf looks at me and grins hungrily.

L: I see you are a dark energy vampire. You feed off of darkness.

N: Yes.

L: Why don't you give me some energy!

Loaf leaps upon me, trying to get at my neck. I try to toss him away. He bites my arm. I get enraged.

L: Mmf... that's it. Red energy.

I calm myself, and flick him off.

L: That was all I needed.

We return to our chairs. The audience is mortified. I slowly bleed dark energy out of Loaf throughout the duration of the interview through eye contact.

N: Alright. So, tell me more about the different types of vampires.

L: Well, there are vampires that desire each type of energy, light, dark, red, green, blue, anything. Ones such as green vampires you would probably describe as elves or maybe parasitic plants, but they all feed off of green energy. The power of vampires comes from pull, or gravity attacks. Vampires will drain your energy, then use it against you. We can also get energy from other sources, so sentience-draining is unnecessary.

N: So, tell me what you are doing here...

(A viewscreen pops up)

L: Well, this is my regular dream self sitting at school, blah blah blah... And look, there's me, the vampire aspect... creeping into regular Loaf.... haha... oh, look, now Loaf is a vampire. Time to kick ass and drink blood. HAHAHA

Loaf starts kicking the ass of some weird teacher-demon and a security guard-demon.

Well, that's our show...

The audience apparently ran out. The crew claps hollowly.

AW SHUT UP.

I have my own talk show. I am in my Vampire Form. It's set up like Oprah.

Loaf is my guest for the show. He is also a vampire. I am wearing a nice black suit with no tie, and have jet black long straight hair with a violet tint to my pale skin. Loaf has short straight dark brown hair with red streaks in it, and his eyes are red. He is wearing a red cape and has a red weapon in his hand.

Nomad: Welcome Loaf to the show.

Yaay!

N: Ok, well you can put down your weapon, Mr. Loaf.

(nervous laughter)

N: So, Mr. Loaf, what kind of vampire are you?

L: I am a Red Vampire, which means I feed off of red energy. It's mainly anger, rage, things like that, but it could be blood.

N: Interesting.

L: I like sentience. It's delicious.

N: Uh... Okay.

Loaf looks at me and grins hungrily.

L: I see you are a dark energy vampire. You feed off of darkness.

N: Yes.

L: Why don't you give me some energy!

Loaf leaps upon me, trying to get at my neck. I try to toss him away. He bites my arm. I get enraged.

L: Mmf... that's it. Red energy.

I calm myself, and flick him off.

L: That was all I needed.

We return to our chairs. The audience is mortified. I slowly bleed dark energy out of Loaf throughout the duration of the interview through eye contact.

N: Alright. So, tell me more about the different types of vampires.

L: Well, there are vampires that desire each type of energy, light, dark, red, green, blue, anything. Ones such as green vampires you would probably describe as elves or maybe parasitic plants, but they all feed off of green energy. The power of vampires comes from pull, or gravity attacks. Vampires will drain your energy, then use it against you. We can also get energy from other sources, so sentience-draining is unnecessary.

N: So, tell me what you are doing here...

(A viewscreen pops up)

L: Well, this is my regular dream self sitting at school, blah blah blah... And look, there's me, the vampire aspect... creeping into regular Loaf.... haha... oh, look, now Loaf is a vampire. Time to kick ass and drink blood. HAHAHA

Loaf starts kicking the ass of some weird teacher-demon and a security guard-demon.

Well, that's our show...

The audience apparently ran out. The crew claps hollowly.

AW SHUT UP.

1. I was in space on the moon and I saw a huge black hole in front of me. It looked really amazing. Then I went back into the spaceship that was nearby (looked exactly like the spaceship off of Dead Space). Me and my friends were exploring the ship looking for things. I remember that Samus was involved in my dream at one point too.

2. I woke up at exactly 6:30, and figured I would try to have a WILD. I did. All I saw in the dream was an arcade machine (I was actually still on the moon where my last dream began....very strange). I was playing one of the 2D Mario games. I had almost full control over what I was doing in the game, but I didn't have enough control to leave the arcade machine. Trust me, if I had control of that then I wouldn't be playing a video game in my dream...

I'm not sure why video games have been more prominent in my dreams than ever. I've actually cut back a little on video games recently.

Crazy Boarding

At the very start of the dream I was Drizzt Do'Urden, a character from a book im reading atm. Funnily enough last last chapter I read last night he was fighting with his friend.

My dream started with me arguing with Wulfgar. I dont know what we were arguing about but it didnt last long. All of a sudden my ex Rachel and some random pretty blond mate of hers show up. We were outside in a slight clearing in the bush. They came over treating this area like it was my house and asked if they could put some chips on. They put them in the oven which I couldnt see. Then they came over and now I was lying in bed. They came and hopped in next to me. We started watching a girl on TV snowboarding. She really sucked. I was telling the girls how bad she was then all of a sudden I was sucked onto the slopes. I instantly knew I was dreaming, no RC needed. The gravity was realy weird and I kinda glided and spun around in the air landing perfectly. But the gravity is so low I bounce back into the air and am spinning all over the place but again landing perfectly. Once Im on the slope properly I start carving hard into the slope. There is a guy longboarding next to me and another guy snowboarding. I easily carve through them. I start boarding with my hands on the snow and legs right out still able to fly down the mountain at a high speed somehow. The slope levels out at the bottom and all of a sudden im with my flatmate and some other guys who are about to play some basketball. Its dark and apartently lukes brother lives next door. I want to teleport back to the mountain to do some more boarding but it doesnt work. I remember I need to transform into Drizzt but I didnt think it was the right LD so I leave it. I loose lucidity and we go into lukes brothers house. Were there for a while talking and stuff. When we are about to leave I cant find my phone. Then a movie starts playing in my head about how in Russia a good way to get rid of a cellphone is for a dog to eat it because no1 would suspect a dog. I was watching handicam footage of a guy following a big brown bulldog. It kept wiping its ass on the concrete. There was a narrator talking about the cellphone stuff. The the guy walks away from the dog and the narration stops. I notice that there are no cars around or people. The place looks deserted. It doesnt feel very safe. I watch the guy walks through the complex of houses and then starts to open a door. There are no lights on in the house. I pull my phone out and try to turn on the phone light, it doesnt work. I become lucid again even though it was kinda in the back of my head since I lost lucidity. I try willing the lights on but it doesnt work. Then I find some matches. I light a match but it goes out. I grab a few more and then see a lit candle. Then I woke up.


Stalker

Im playing a game called Stalker atm. I remember dreaming about running around killing a bunch of people and taking cool items and guns.

Scary dream. I was in this town. I went to a museum where I looked at some olden day things around the house. I had been there before and the lady said that I had amused her the first time I was there. I went to a fighting demonstration where I was told that a man can fight off up to 3 guys but anymore takes a monster. I tackled the guy that was helping out in the demonstration and he was very tough and angry and thoroughly grappled me to the ground. I also remember walking w jerome somewhere. Also I saw Tahlia and Harry go by on a bus, but I was somewhere in Dunedin.

So my dream started and i was alone at a little house party, im confused as to whose it was. I remember sitting on a big couch with one of my friends to the left of me, and someone else to the right, whom i was talking to. They got up and walked away, so i turned to my friend and tried to strike up a conversation. She dully pointed to the doorway, and two old friends walked into the room. Every time i dream about one of them in particular, i feel like a pointing dog. They sat down on the couch with us and at that point my bf, Dan and close friend, Lindz appeared, they are definitely my comfort zone here. There was a little scene with the entertainment unit, i dont remember specifically, but i knew it was haunted..

The night skipped forward a little, we were in an elevator and i was told that we were going up, to the top floor of the building. But i could see the floors going down. We got off and an old neighbour and her family was there, they were moving. So we tried to help.

Then my bf and i were at my old house, and we had stuff that we needed to bring to our apartment(which i dont actually have) so my parents offered to drive the stuff over, and i was in the back seat. Dan was driving his car(which he doesnt actually have) behind us. We were heading up a local street and a big wall appeared in the middle of the road ahead of us with a big gate in the middle. My dad got angry and floor'd it, hoping to just bust open the gate. But we hit a cement block on the bottom of the gate, and the car went soring into the sky.

It was not good, i saw everything in slow motion. It felt like we were up, above the rooftops for minutes. I got really scared and started to wake up, i asked myself, "were we ever going to fall? or did i just wake up from a flying dream?!"

In my dream my family and I where going to Toronto Canada and I though about the movie Scott Pilgrim and then I thought I was going to Ramona Flowers house and I did. then we where sitting on a side walk wall like thing. And she said something about it being like a dream. I then realized that it was and I grabbed by her shoulders saying it was a dream. she said so? I then said "No. That means that if I wake up..." I wake up to apparently having dinner with my family and her I forgot what happened after that but I woke up for real soon afterwords.
It was pretty cool.

i was in my home town walking around in my back yard. i was trying to realize what i was doing outside. i went to my neighbors house and saw an older woman in bed sleeping so i left. i walked outside and there was a little girl just standing in the grass staring at me(she might have been the older woman's daughter). i stopped and we stared at each other. I started to feel more vivid and almost guilty(maybe for trespassing into her house). i realized i had to go to work so i ran across the street and entered an old rickety house, which resembles nothing of where i work. i opened the back door and saw some of my co-workers(trevor & others). i talked to them for a short while. then everyone stopped working and the building became my friend's(heather) house(although this building looks nothing like her house). it had the basement of where i went to pre-school(in the basement of a church), and 2 stories. there were 3 sets of stairs. i was looking around in drawers for something, but cant remember. i entered a small study room(looked abandoned with stacked boxes and an old desk) there was a very narrow door i peaked through and saw the hallway. i could hear my co-workers talking downstairs. i went to the bathroom and had to pee(luckily i did not piss in my bed). after i finished i was washing my hands in the sink(with no mirror to see myself) and something made me question whether i was dreaming or not. i did a RC(pinched my nose) and i couldnt breath which i thought was odd. i stopped and just started thinking because before my RC i was pretty confident i was dreaming, but then i just gave up and continued my non-lucid dreaming. i walked out of the bathroom and met a very attractive blond. she started flirting with me and lead me into her room, where "the obvious" happened. i woke up right after we finished.

i had around 6 dreams that night, but this was my last. i dont think i even did a RC in my others(i can only recall the last 2 dreams). this was the first time i tried a RC so im hoping the next time i go to sleep i will do another reality check. the past week ive been trying to WILD, WBTB, and DEILD. but this night i just wanted to get some sleep and wasnt trying any kind of method on purpose. i kept waking up because it was the time i usually wake up on my own and i have a sore throat which is very irritating. i was really surprised to see any progress on a night like this. my RCing is starting to become more of a habit.


my previous dream before this:

I had a false awakening. i was in my room, although it looked more narrow. there was a candle on my dresser very close to the wall. the wall started to catch on fire and the flames reached the ceiling. smoke was getting thicker, i started choking, and i passed out(probly had something to do with my soar throat). thats when i actually woke up and checked what time it was. then i went back to sleep and had my last dream.

side notes:
i was sick(soar throat)
i did NOT take any vitamin b6 supplements that day(i had taken b6[200mg] the previous 4 days)
i was not planning on being lucid this night
this was almost a DILD(never tried to DILD before)
reality checking is starting to become a stronger habit
im questioning my dreams

This was very vivid and a lot of fun. (btw I had more dreams before this but I was too lazy to write them down)

I was on a steep road near one of the churches in my city. I think there was a lot of water on the road so the road seemed almost like a waterfall. Also, for some strange reason I had transformed into a boy and there was a girl with me. I was calling her for something but she was taking too long so I started to go down the road myself, but once I was a few feet down the road I stopped to wait for her, or at least I tried to. I end up slipping down the road into a pool of water below. At first I held my breath but then I remembered that it was a dream so I could breathe underwater. The dream then felt very vivid and when I tried to breathe underwater I could feel the water going down my throat and in my nose, but after that I found that I could still breathe normally.

After I get out of the water I and the girl go into a house and go to sleep, or at least that’s what we were going to do. Somehow I got out of the house, turned back into a girl (I can’t remember how) and ended up at the shore of a lake. I saw people chasing after me so I ran into the water. I then suddenly gained complete lucidity and realized that I didn’t really have to worry about the people and that I could do whatever I wanted, so I start to waterbend the waves to perhaps slow down the people chasing me. Controlling the waves then reminded me of Burke's Element Challenge on Dream Views. I thought about perhaps attempting the challenge but I couldn’t remember all of the criteria so I decided not to, but then I remembered something that I had wanted to do for a while in my dreams, touch the clouds.

I then made up my mind that I was going to touch the clouds, but before I could try the people that had been chasing earlier captured me and brought me on their large boat. When I was on their boat they put some kind of vest thingy on me. They also had a rope somewhere that was supposed to be attached to the vest, but they seemed to have forgotten. After they put all the stuff on (at least that’s what they thought) they positioned me at the edge of one of the windows. They were going to push me out of the window with the rope attached to me, but I don’t know why. I was getting annoyed with the people because I wanted to fly away, but I guess my brain wasn’t working that well because I should have escaped earlier. Anyways, I told the people to hurry up so they pressed a button but it didn’t work and then they noticed that I wasn’t attached to the rope, but they had realized too late, for I had jumped out of the window without it.

I didn’t fall into the water. Instead of diving underwater I landed on top of it and walked on it a bit and sometimes just floated above it. After a while the water came to a river which was moving a bit fast so I flew high up and went over it. On the other side of the river was a long road. I remembered wanting to fly up and touch the clouds so I looked at the sky to try to find some nice clouds, but the clouds above me were all gray and ugly, but in the distance I could see some nice and fluffy clouds and a bit of the blue sky. I decided that I’d go to those clouds.

I’m quite a slow flier most of the time so I tried to do quick bursts of speed by slowing down and building up energy and then quickly propelling myself through the air like I did in a different dream, which worked a bit. After flying for a while I came to an area with a bunch of electricity wires and telephone wires. I was worried about colliding with the wires, but not because I was worried about being electrocuted. I was actually worried that I would get tangled in the wires and slow myself down, which is what ended up happening a few times.

I was now quite close to the clouds, but there were also a lot of obstacles now such as trees and the wires. Eventually I came to the end of the road but there was a wooden wall with a ceiling too, but there were holes on the sides so flew down to the left. When I flew down to the left I saw a creepy forest and there was a strange old lady there that said “This place is sacred you can’t go here” and she got super mad and it seemed like she was going to attack me, so I just said sorry and went the other way.

The place through the exit on the right was a beautiful glade with a little pool and waterfall, and it seems to me that it was the place that I had imagined and thought about sometimes before going to sleep. There was a bit of mist in the area and the clouds seemed to be lower here. I flew up to touch the fluffy white clouds and found that they didn’t actually feel how I thought a cloud was supposed to. The clouds actually felt kind of cushiony like cotton and not really cold or wet at all. I tried focusing my mind to make them feel more like a cloud, but then I changed my mind and instead flew on top of the cloud and lay there….Then I woke up.

I had a lucid dream the other day, and while i was dreaming i called my friend's name that was killed in a motorcycle wreck last year. I demanded that he show himself in the dream, and BAM! he showed up, it was really weird because i could hear him talking before he showed up, and it sounded like someone inhaling while they were talking...you know in reverse,[(Try to inhale and talk at the same time and that is what it sounded like)] but the speech was clear. I asked him how he was, and he said "It's all good, I'm in the round world now, and it's awesome". This is the first time i ever tried to contact someone who has died, i still don't know if i was just talking to myself, but it felt very real.....crazy shit, man.......crazy shit!

I am cooking in an old apartment. The food in the pot keeps melting away to almost nothing and I am concerned as I have a lot of people to feed. A male friend from years ago is in the apartment and I hear that he is telling people that he has slept with me. I am very angry about him telling people this. I am then sitting at a table and there are four of us including my father. I introduce one of the women at the table as my girlfriend and tell them that I am gay! I am then in a hallway and making out with my girlfriend sho is a different girl to the one at the table. (This one has long blond hair and the previous girl had short brown hair). I seem to be very attracted to her. I then go to another place which is like a big conference center/hotel and I meet my mother and father. We then go to a big indoor tennis court and the players are late (they are famous tennis players). They arrive together on the court in street clothes and give some excuse for being late. I am then in what looks like a dorm room and my husband is sleeping in a single bed I go over to him and kiss him and he remains sleeping. I go out to the hallway and a girl asks me how to use the washing machine although she is trying to use a vending machine as a washing machine. I show her a locked door and tell her she needs a key car and and the washing machine is inside the room.

Last night I had this dream about two different Caucasian girls from different city classes. One girl (Lola) was from a poor single-parent family. The other girl (Isadora) was from a rich family.

In Isadora's mansion for 3 months a Scarlet Hand (print) appearing everywhere. I first see it on Isadora's mom's vanity mirror. The adults are always having a "cow" when the print appears.

One day Lola broke her leg and her mom with some help from the Toronto FRESH AIR FUND sent Lola to camp. Isadora's mom sent Isadora to the same camp.

We see Lola w/crutches waiting for the bus to camp outside her aparment building. She than gets on the bus (with help from the bus driver). She thinks about her dad and is mad at him for leaving her and her mom.

Issy comes on board and asks Lola if she could sit beside her. They talk about stuff. Than Izzy mentions about the Scarlet Hand appearing in her family's mansion. That really got Lola's attenion and it seems like they are both fans of mysteries.

When they got to camp they were concidently put in the same cabin. They kept talking as they put on their swimwear to go swimming in the lake. (I guess that Lola's leg "magically" healed?) and they still talked when they were swimming in the lake (the one above the other kind of swimming). The dream ended when all the campers left the lake.

Had 2 recalls yesterday, dont remember them now, i waited too long. But i remember the second one had to do with a shark chasing me.

Also 2 recalls today, ill post the first one separately..

Second dream, right before i woke up around noon,
I was making cupcakes for an important event, although i am completely unaware about that they were for. It felt like a wedding or classy event, because they were vanilla and we were using white icing. I remember pouring the badder into the cupcake pans, and all of a sudden my mother pops up and pulls my arm so that i end up pouring the last half of the badder into one regular cake pan. Saying, "Only half the people will want your silly cupcakes." I was mad when i woke up. Then i realized i didnt get to eat a cupcake while i was asleep,