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So I had a dream I was in my back yard doing some work, all of the sudden one of our neighbors that lives behind us, lassos me with a rope and starts to pull me toward him. I'm able to yell to my family, in which I see in the window, I'm actually able to tap the window to try to get there attention, it takes about 3 taps before they finally notice. Instead of coming to my aid my dad tells me to use my strength against him. I'm like "WHAT?!" so all of the sudden I have super human strength and I run like heck, he releases the rope and I'm able to get inside my house safely. Afterward my dad refuses to call 911 and says some mumbo jumbo about releasing hounds(we don't even have any dogs). Afterward I go to my moms bedroom and look out the window and I still see the man their, just standing their looking at the other window, staring at it. Afterward I look back and see my cat sleeping next to a turtle on the bed, I turn around again and see her sleeping somewhere else, I walk down the hall and shes sleeping in the hall, then all of the sudden shes sleeping in 5 places at once. Then I wake up.

I slept late today and had many dreams which I cant remember.

One involved a movie based on Oedipus Rex with Cartman from South Park playing the king, I remember commenting that he did a good job.

Another involved me talking to a professor about a research study I have been deliberating(I remember more of this so I'll discuss it)

I walk down to his desk after class, everyone is leaving the room. I say "Can I ask you a question Dr. Jones?" He responds "How can I answer that question with no?" this is his way of saying go ahead, he is a very open professor and has never turned down a question. I began telling him that I am considering running a hypothetical experiment about the effects of psychedelics in depression. I explain to him that there was a study conducted on LSD, which found it can treat depression(don't know if this is entirely true). I mention that there have only been a handful of studies and that this is a novel research area.
He is listening, interested and makes helpful comments throughout. I finally mention the difference between my study and previous ones, I intend to use a psychedelic which is found naturally in the human body, dimethyltyrptamine. I say "I want to use a psychedelic found in your body" and point to his chest, he suddenly gets a look of immense interest, but before I can explain the dream ends.

I had another fragment which I believe proceeded the false awakening. I remember that I had a party in my new apartment, it looked different(even though in reality the only difference is my room mate moved out). I walk into my room and pick up my phone, it says missed call and when I click on it it says "so many." As if I missed many calls and it can't display them all. It then flashes a message to connect to the computer to retrieve these missed calls. I vaguely remember searching around the room for the cable to connect it. Then

I hear a knocking, "Oh, that must be room mate coming to pick up his last few boxes." I get up in a hurry and am rushing towards the door, suddenly I realize that I'm not awake. Then I actually wake up.

Here's the strange thing, I knew he was coming to pick up the boxes, but about 20 minutes after this false awakening I actually heard a knocking on my door. Lo and behold it was my room mate, here to pick up the last boxes. It may be considered a dream foresight(I don't believe it), because it happened very shortly after the dream. More likely it was just a happy coincedence

10/23/11

DILD

Notes: I was really tired around 8:30 and I had an exam to study for so I decided to go to sleep ridiculously early and get up early to study. I ended up sleeping way later than I thought and had a ton of dreams. A few were lucid and this one, I remember, was pretty long. Unfortunately, I only remembered this little piece of it.

I was outside and it was dark. I made lightning strike some DCs that were standing by a wall. I followed that up with a meteor that came and obliterated everything. I tried to do both again and the lightning worked, however, the second meteor was really small and didn't do much damage.

10/21/11

SP

This occurred during a nap.

I was laying there and dozing off when I felt like I was close to SP. I focused and tried to roll out of my body. I felt my arms start to extend over my head, although I knew my real body was not moving. I tried to get out of bed and I started floating up a few feet. As I tried to open my dream eyes, I woke up. I tried it again and the same thing happened. This time I floated for awhile and started drifting across my room. But once I tried to stand up, I woke up again.

I was at a gamestore of some kind with my classmates and my language arts teacher. We looked at games for a while then my mom showed up to pick me up. I said I was fine she said that she'd come pick me up eventually then. After that I was standing next to some guy wearing a cowboy hat. He looked like he was racist, I don't know why. I guess my classmate could tell that I wasn't liking this guy very much so she said" he's fine he won't do anything to you.", then he poured all of the liquid out of his cup( It was half a cup of SPIT) onto my head. I ran out of the store so I could find my mother so she could take me home and I could get cleaned up. Halfway through the sprint back to my house I saw her truck. She was standing outside of it while it was in the middle of the road. I think she might've been in a wreck. I don't remember anything after that.

In this one me and my friend found a secret room on moon( the zombie map) and went in. There was no way out the door behind us locked and there were no weapons on the walls to help us. We died.

I was on a sidewalk with some kids from school and we found this wierd toy that looked familiar to us. It was small white and looked like a ripstick for chihuahuas. We tried riding it I was the most succesful.

10/28/11
Non-Lucid
I had this dream where I was about to leave my Biology Class, but I’m transferred in a different scenario. The room was like an art studio.



My Biology teacher was going to cry, so I go up to her and hugged her. Then she pushed me aside and told me to just go already. I just use the momentum of almost falling and dashed towards to a DC. I ignored the fact that I bumped into him.



Then when I’m going down stairs, this same DC moves like the speed of light, and it’s this big black steroid guy going “I’mma hit you boy…..bkgjaksjanb” and I was like “No, don’t hit me!”



He was about to punch me but I dodged it and can’t remember much after that.


Then I’m trying to get my laptop in my room, and I see this girl who is the sister of these children I hated in waking life. It started getting darker, and she just stares at me so earnestly. I try to move closer to her to see what’s wrong, but she just comes at me and I get scared for some reason.



I think I woke up in waking life, so I attempted a DEILD, and then I had another dream where I was in bed. Basically there was this program like in the Matrix that helped me get lucid. I see a box and it came really fast and went to the nearest outlet and plugged in. One of the extensions just jacked into the side of my neck or the back of it.



Then we’re in this environment that looks like that 1800s. Morpheus has a weapon and we go up and we’re near some person’s house. Two people advance from us, and I followed them, and I see an old man come out and ran like crazy because I was worried he was going to shoot me. Morpheus was able to deal with the old man and run too. He was even laughing.



The old man goes blabbering like “raaaaaaawr rawr rawr rawr.”



Then I’m running in this black track, and I see some random DC on the right, and I decided to put up two middle fingers at him. I don’t know why, but I just kept going. He looked like a hillbilly.

The area had a lot of trees. Then the dream goes random. I’m a squirrel probably and I was collecting nuts in the jungle.



These big peaches come rolling towards the direction I was going, so I had to dodge them.



Then some voices said something about me thinking I was the hardest working animal. Then some parrot said something that getting peaches is hard for me.



Then the monkey comes in and says he works the hardest because of the bananas he had to collect. The whole scene turns into a commercial and it fades away.

Then this girl I knew from waking life who was mean to guys after some incident in the dream where she was forced to go to some military school and get her hair shaved off. She decided to get drunk with some guy and they went into a room and closed her eyes to let the guy have her way with her.



Then the girl turns into a blonde, and she has sex with the guy. They were doing it over a window from a house two stories high.

Then people started to see her when she had sex, but then it looked as if I had sex with her. The walls had a yellow color to it in her room. She was looking a mirror of herself and it fades away.

Then I’m just walking in this huge restaurant with huge sections, and it was combined with grocery stores. I see this girl who was my Chemistry Tutor in waking life. She saw me and turns her head quickly as if she was trying to avoid me. I was riding something, maybe a bicycle.



Then I had to go to the bathroom to do my business, but someone else was with me that I saw who was a cook in a restaurant I go to occasionally. And we’re just doing some random things, like staring at the toilet.

WTF?

Insomnia sucks.

This nightmare may have just been a result from eating junk food before bedtime, but this is kind of extreme IMO. I've never had a nightmare where I died from a specific injury. Dreams of death have always been something quick where I woke up when I died and didn't feel any pain. So... yeah... here we go...

I was back in my hometown driving alone at night in a bright red sports car (think Supra/3000GT/300ZX). Specifically driving outside a parking garage near an old job.

This parking garage is reoccurring in many of my dreams, and seems to have unlimited levels. If I do get out of this parking garage in my dreams, I'm normally in a red truck without breaks and I roll down a massive hill into a hotel but remain uninjured.

I'm not completely sure what happened, just that I was suddenly in an immense amount of pain. I panicked as I realized the top row of my teeth had been shoved inward and upwards as if something had impaled the roof of my mouth and shoved it into my skull. There wasn't any blood, just a gruesome jumbled bone mess.

I realize I am in a lit room as I am panicking about needing to be rushed to the hospital. My coworkers are around me doing their jobs, oblivious to the fact I am in serious need of medical attention. Strangely, I am not at my normal place of work... I'm in a deployed location (I am military so that's not entirely strange). One girl I'm not necessarily friends with stops and looks at me. She asks me what's wrong, and I reply "I'm dead." She says "That sucks!" with a smile on her face, and continues on her way.

At this point I realize no one is going to help me get to a doctor, and it sinks in that I am dead. I frantically try to get a hold of my husband to let him know that I love him and that I have died. I'm deployed in my dream, and he is normally extremely difficult to get a hold of since he works where he can't get cell signal, so I don't know how to get in touch with him. When I can't figure out how to contact him I start to feel sick to my stomach. I then remember our three children (We don't have children yet) and the sinking feeling gets worse. I begin to cry and worry my family will think I abandoned them.

I look around and see another coworker who is normally extremely quiet sitting at a table. He's quiet and keeping to himself like normal, but he appears translucent. I get the feeling he had died as well. We don't talk normally, so we didn't talk here. I look to the opposite corner of the room and find an older black phone and pick it up. I dial my Dad's place, and can see him and my step mother sitting across from each other talking in my own little "vision cloud." I hear a faint ringing and my Dad answers his phone. I burst into more tears and cry into the phone, "DADDY, I DIED!" I have no idea if he heard me or not, but his expression tells me he may have heard something and wasn't too sure of it himself.

I dropped the phone and couldn't contain it anymore. I was in tears and completely sick to my stomach. I screamed that I wasn't ready to die and woke up.

maybe false awakening, I am in my room sitting on a bed. my brother and I are making little pictures for some kind of poem I wrote. it's in Korean, so I have to write all the pronounciation in English. there are 2 hispanic female friends to help me out for pronouncing the poem. we have to do this infront of kindergarten kids.(they are in my room)

my recall is foggy. I think I went outside my room. I watch a TV; the announcer says that there's gonna be a snow blizzard tonight due to electrical-thunder-snow-blizzard in Antarctica. I see penguins suffering in extreme windy weather. (kinda sad...) so I tell my mom this news in the living room. suddenly there is another 'new' mom. I recognized that we had new mom before...(in dream) so terrible. my real mom is kinda sulky about this situation.

anyway I return to my room, and the pictures and poem writings are disarranged. I ask my brother, whats going on? and he says, the DVD player is broken(I dont see the connection b/w DVD player and this poem stuff)... so I'm like, okay.
a kindergarten boy is sleeping on the floor with pillow and blanket. I wake him up, saying "do you wanna sleep in my brother's room?" and he nods, slowly walking out of my room.

here my dad knocked my room and I woke up.

My first dream was about a family reunion i was just sitting when this baby (i actually thought he was my cousin of some sort) started playing with me.

The other dream was about the restaurant again. I dreamed we were talking about this customer that comes everyday to drink coke and eat a burger. I remember that they ask'd me what is she like. I then told them that she smells like shit and old vagina.
And when i look back she was there kinda felt bad and woke up.

Someone was showing me where a crack or fissure in the ground started. He lead me along the split which wasn't deep or wide yet, but it was happening in solid rock.

It went for miles and I felt as if I was being shown something very important. I had never seen solid rock split like this before.

I woke up and then re-entered the dream thru the sound current. Now I was showing 3 women the split in the rock. They were also amazed and somewhat fearful of what it portended.

I was at a friend’s house expecting more company, and sure enough there was a knock at the door and as I went to answer it, a very old friend of mine appeared pushing a pram (she doesn’t have a kid) and gave me a coupon to go and get her some fajita spice mix from the garage up the hill. I went to ask another friend of mine(her actual ex-boyfriend as it so happens) who was already in the house for a lift, but he gave me some excuse as to why he couldn’t.

I walked about what was a combination of my town and my home village for a while until I stumbled upon my Dad’s black BMW with him and his old business partner inside. They haven’t spoken in perhaps six years because his ex-partner stole money and clients from my dad, but there he was sitting in my Dad’s car explaining why he had done all those things.

Instinctively I thought it best to avoid them. And as I attempted to, Dad drove up next to me and told me to get in the car. I could tell he was mad, and when he started to drive out into the country, it was fast and reckless until he veered off the road and started speeding through fields and fences, while the barriers offered as much resistance as a sheet of cotton wool.

Dad mentioned something about how the farmers won’t mind due to the cause of his anger, and then proceeded to speed off of a cliff towards the sea. I’m freaking out at this point and yelling at him in the car, so in mid-air, he starts reversing which somehow manages to back us up to the edge of a lake. I continue to freak out at my dad, demanding to know why he almost killed me, never mind himself, and he just dismisses me saying we wouldn’t have died.

I empty my pockets and exit the car, slamming the door, and go down to the waterfront where there’s baby ducks playing who aren’t afraid of me, so they let me pet them. Dad then drives off at this point, and leaves me with no phone, no money, and no bloody idea as to where I am.

I stop playing with the fuzzy ducklings and look about; there’s an electrical shop situated a little back from the lake’s shore, so I wonder over and explain to the manager I’m lost and would like to know what time the next bus is due in the area so I can’t get home. I think he told me 16:45, but I can’t remember exactly, and then I asked him if he knew how much the bus would be to which he replied “ninety eight depleted plutonium” and showed me these little dull green coins in the palm of his hand while saying “two away from a hundred”.

I’m not looking for someone to ask who I can either earn or borrow enough currency to get the bus back home, and come across a female store clerk who I cannot picture nor pin a name to, unloading washing machines from the back of a delivery truck. I decide to buy one, but can’t figure out how to explain I have no money.

She chats to me as she wheels my purchase out on a barrow, and we get as far as gym equipment before she starts quizzing me as to if I have a lounge chair which allows me to lift weights, and they have a guy there demonstrating how the chair’s arms allow for comfortable weight lifting while you’re watching the TV. I turn back to the clerk, and find that she has plugged my washing machine into the mains and switched it on. I’m thinking “how the bloody hell do I tell her I can’t pay for this?” when my new purchase starts emitting a colourless gas. I told the clerk she shouldn’t have plugged it in and we go and hide around the corner where she laughs sheepishly at her mistake.

We’re hiding in a long corridor which is quite dark and cold, and the wind starts to pick up outside. The roof suddenly flies off and I start wishing my dad was there. I also somehow changed genders at this point as I was dressed as a Victorian pauper boy. Gary Oldman then appears, dressed in his posh Victorian getup from Bram Stoker’s Dracula, and tells me to get out of the building. There’s a little pier thing by the lake’s shore, which I and the ducklings are hiding behind as this dream pans into a bird’s eye perspective of this huge tornado/waterspout combination rips the roof off of the electrical store.

Everything goes calm again for a moment; the windy water funnel completely dissipates, and there’s a man standing in the middle of the fray with a contraption around him which resembles Darwin’s water breathing apparatus from Hellboy. From the centre of that contraption, another water vortex erupts from it. The details get fuzzy here, but Mr Oldman manages to thwart this evil villain by some means, and he and I go down to the shore of the lake and start playing with the baby duckies again. Only water rats have now joined them as their friends and they all start swimming off into the sunset, at which point the lake then decides to not be a lake but a VERY long puddle. The chief rat’s name is Ghandi, and I’d like to point out that while he was supposed to be, Mr Oldman looks nothing like my father.

The dream begins with a closeup of the alarm clock resting on my bed.
The time reads 12:04. And it is a school day. "Mom!" I yell. "Why didn't you wake me up?"
I walk into her room and find her on the toilet reading a magazine. I beleive her reply was somewhere along the lines of "I was busy."
I groan as I stomped back into my room. I go in my closet and grab my skinnies and a tee. I then begin to rummage through my drawers and I happened to find an odd item. I lift it up and scrutinize it further. The strange item that i've never seen before turns of to be a tan with brown stripes cardigan. I put it around me and it hugged me tightly as the dream scene switched...
...The camera is watching me through a viewing window like in police stations. There are two silouhettes against the window. I am being lifted up by mechanic arms. There are needles and various doctor tools in my skin. With cardigan being the only article of clothing on me, I desprately tried to wrap it around me and everytime I did, a mechanical arm whacked it away. Towards the end of the dream, my head started spinning and the top half was taken off. Then I awake.

I find myself inside a large two story house. There is a woman there who I have never seen in real life but in the dream, she is my wife. The house belongs to her parents, who are there along with her sister and brother. It is early morning and I am needing to get ready to go to the airport because I have a flight to catch. But I'm not wearing a watch and I don't know what time it is. I also have not showered yet and my clothes are strewn all over the room we'd been staying in; most of them are dirty. As a result of all of this, I'm worried that I'll miss my flight but nobody else seems to be concerned.

I'm walking around, trying to gather up all my clothes so I can get packed, when I hear some noise coming from downstairs. It turns out to be a bunch of family members and/or friends coming over for a get together. So suddenly the house is full of people and I'm thinking to myself that it's going to be difficult to get ready with all of these people here.

I keep walking around, trying to gather up all my things and get ready, but there are just too many people everywhere. At one point I go upstairs to our bedroom and my wife is laying on the bed with her sister (they're only a couple of years apart in age). My wife is naked and her sister is only wearing a pair of panties and they're both laughing. I ask them what's so funny and her sister replies, "She can't find any underwear to wear." As she says this, she's pulling at her own panties and exposing herself to me in a playful manner. I'm kind of taken aback by this, but I respond in a humorous manner by offering to let my wife borrow my underwear and act like I'm about to take my pants off. My wife says "No, that's okay. I'll find some." My sister-in-law, meanwhile, is still looking at me and giggling and fiddling with her panties.

Okay, I had a dream today, just before I woke up. At first, I didn't know I dreamt anything, but then something made me remember it.

It is vastly unclear, but I remember there were some plates or sticks with something on them and me and someone else were discussing them. I also remember, that, after that, I was travelling (probably) by a car through a grassy field to somewhere. As far as I remember, there was a black-haired girl in my dream too...

Well, that's all, I don't remember much...