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I had two dreams last night I woke up and stayed awake for about 25 minutes between. It was hard to sleep due to the heat so I don't really recall them very well.

I remember in the dream I was watching Espn and a WNBA team was being interviewed about how their next game was going to be played in Mercury....the planet. They said it was dangerous but that they were going to do it anyway. Some other random stuff happen that I can barely recall. I then woke up. Stayed up 15 minutes drank some water and headed back to sleep. Tried to do a WILD but do to being way to uncomfortable and hot I gave up. I had a dream about me being caught with a stash of gay porn(which by the way I don't watch. I hit the hetero way thank you very much) someone in my family blackmailed me or something ended up giving them money. Dream ended with me on my computer watching some xxx videos. I remember this specifically because I was infatuated with the main star girl.

It all began at an outdoor fast food restaurant in a forest. The restaurant was in a glass dome in the forest. I dont remember what i was doing there, so i will skipp to the worm massacre part of my dream

Someone in the restaurant was telling me about a worm massacre that happened because of the hurricane. People (5 or 6 years old) were running away from worms, HUGE 20 feet worms that were digging in and out of the ground and jumping the the air. The sky was dark and cloudy. Many kids were being massacred by the worms. Soon it ended.

I was then at another dome with escalators and i was going up and down the escalators in a line wth like 50 other people. Soon there was a piano and i tried playing a song but i couldnt.So people started getting mad at me.

Soon something happened and i was in a fire world playing as Squall, Zell and Irvine from FFVIII (i'm going to use some FFVIII words here so if you dont understand BOO HOO). I was in a lava world and i was looking for a castle which i found shortly after. Something happened and then i was in the escalator area and i was fighting a boss. The FFVIII boss music was coming.

So i paused during the boss fight and began Junctioning (FFVIII wording ALERT). I junctioned Holy to HP and began yelling that i only had 60 holys which is very little. Then i looked at Elem-Att-J and said fuck it. I then battled him. He kill me very quicly.

THE END!

Anyone who has been reading my posts /replies in this forum knows I advocate visualization to induce lucid dreaming. I thought some of you might get a kick out of an article I wrote sometime back about hypnosis in general. Hopefully, some of you will come away from the article with a better understanding on how the sleeping brain works and think of creative ways to visualize yourself into a lucid dream experience.

Hypnotism Revealed

"People have been using hypnosis for about 230 years to reveal lost memories or make suggestions to the subconscious mind. Franz Mesmer stumbled upon the technique in the 1700's (mesmerizing, animal magnetism) but proceeded to completely miss the point. James Braid, taking a more scientific approach, coined the term hypnotism in 1841. We all have the image in our collective conscious of the exotic gentleman with the swinging pendulum inducing a hypnotic state. He seemed to know something we didn't. Read on and that will no longer be the case.

The human race experiences self-hypnosis every day. We don't think of it as self-hypnosis, however. We think of it as falling asleep. When we are awake and active our brains are in what has been termed the Beta brainwave state. When we are relaxed, watching television or looking at the ocean, our conscious mind slows down and enters the Alpha brainwave state. In the processes of falling asleep, meditation and hypnosis the subsequent state; the Theta brainwave state, is where all the magic happens. If the Theta brainwave state is allowed to occur then the Delta brainwave state (deep sleep) soon follows. If one accepts this scientifically proven brainwave transition to sleep then I suggest that this is knowledge we can use. In the Theta brainwave state one is neither asleep nor awake. The Theta state is a different level of awareness as our conscious mind has loosened it's control of the thought process. It is the inability to reach the Theta brainwave state that is the root of most sleep issues.

Simple Hypnotism

To hypnotize someone (or yourself) one must induce the Theta brainwave state. This requires that you relax the subject and apply one simple technique. You must get them to visualize, via the mind's eye, something. One could hold up a non-threatening object; lets say a coin or marble, in front of the relaxed subject's eyes and suggest that they close their eyes and imagine the object in their mind. Have the subject then imagine a series of non-threatening objects... all while speaking in an unemotional tone. This monotone speech pattern is important as you do not want emotion to play a part in the hypnosis induction as it is counter-productive. If the subject is too relaxed (i.e. laying down on a bed) they might fall asleep so you must continually gage where they are at in the sleep process. Let me state, once again, that hypnosis and falling asleep are part of the same process.

Once the subject is in the Theta brainwave state you can begin making suggestions. Common uses for hypnosis are smoking cessation, weight loss and anxiety reduction.

A brief theory about a more effective hypnosis technique:

If one accepts modern sleep and dream theory then the induction of sleep after a hypnosis session could greatly enhance the effectiveness of the procedure. Modern sleep theory suggests that the human brain crunches data, during sleeping and dreaming, from our day's experiences; discarding unneeded information and assimilating important experiences. In theory, suggestions from a hypnotic session could take on greater significance if sleep were allowed to happen, even for a short duration, directly after the hypnosis.

A word about why visualizing induces the Theta brainwave state and, therefore, the hypnotic state. In the rear of our big human brain there exists a smallish chunk of gray matter called the Occipital lobe. This area contains the Primary Visual Cortex and the Secondary Visual Cortices. The combination of the Secondary Visual Cortices is generally referred to as the Secondary Visual Cortex. When you visualize you are stimulating the Secondary Visual Cortex. Why is this important? Because this is the same area that is active in dreaming and dreaming is one of the first things our brains do when in the Delta(sleep) brainwave state. Visualization is part of the brain's process to deep sleep. To hypnotize someone, or yourself, you must willfully simulate the process of falling asleep without allowing deep sleep to occur.

About Mass Hypnosis

Lastly, when our minds wander we are in a form of self-hypnosis. Falling asleep during a lecture has as much to do with daydreaming as the subject matter of the speech. A daydreamer is stimulating the Secondary Visual Cortex and unknowingly beginning the process of falling asleep. If you do not want listeners to fall asleep then continually stimulate their Primary Visual Cortex with visual aids.( i.e. powerpoint presentations). The primary visual cortex is humming when we are in the Beta (alert and aware) brainwave state and processing the things we see with our eyes open. This also works in reverse. To attempt a mass hypnosis of an audience you must first relax them and then stimulate their collective visual imagination without external visual stimulation.

You are now a Hypnotist. Congratulations! "

Brad McBride (aka faceonmars)

Me and Niki and maybe some other people were at the park at night just hanging out and swinging on the swings(do it all the time in real life lol). I wanted to get home not too late because I had to do something the next morning, I don't remember what. But we just stayed there and fooled around and it was getting earlier and earlier in the morning. Niki was about to call her mom to pick her up but I told her that I would take her home, because I had an idea of my own. I would fly us home. I tried to practice a little and jumped high in the air, waving my arms and "swimming" through the air trying to stay up. Then somehow me and Niki were off, high up in the air. At this point I think I knew I was dreaming, because I thought "it's hard to imagine what houses and streets are down there.. I just can't remember.." like I was creating the scene trying to find our way home. It just wasn't working out though so we came back down. Before I knew it, the sun had risen in the morning and it was already 6 a.m. I thought I would be extremely tired and it would ruin my day, which was true at first, but then it went away and I felt like I had gotten a full night of sleep.

In another dream I was in the park again, swinging next to this girl from youtube and there was a baby on the ground. He was a special baby that was really smart, and scientists would love to study special babies like that, so in order to study them, one scientist person came up to the baby and put some wierd gas on it that froze it or something. The baby looked dead and the girl next to me got off the swing, ran over to the baby, and started crying, although I knew he wasn't dead. Apparently she didn't know that, so she pulled the baby up by it's arm, but the arm broke right off and blood gushed out. Now the baby was for sure going to die..

I was at my house with my sister and my cat laying next to me. Me and the cat were talking to each other. I was asking it questions and she was answering me. It finally occured to me that not many cats in the world can talk. I told my sister about it, and how we could make tons of money with a talking cat! Stella(cat) had a girly voice and it was kind of intimidating talking to her because she seemed to know a lot. I don't remember what we talked about.

August 29, 2011

For some unknown reason I was allowed to stay in a house of three. A little girl around the age of 5-8 though seem to lack the spoil brat phase and is as nice as a little girl can be. Then there is her mother and father.

I was given unspoken permission to play with the little girl which the mother and father seem to encourage though I am a total random stranger and for all that they know I could been a creep or something.

Anyway one night I heard the girl scream. Her mother and father was on the ground dead and bloody as hell. The girl herself was cover in blood due to her missing right(?) eye. She wouldn't have bleed to death and seem to be overall fine, the death of her mother and father seem to be hurting her more then anything.

I somehow know that I can use magic (false memory) and heal her eye. We ran away that night not knowing if it was a demon or a crazy man or what. I for some unknown reason couldn't revive her family.

Due to not being powerful enough or because my DNA didn't match or what, I don't know but either I have to train or the girl have to become powerful enough to use the revive spell on her own.

Weird dream but couldn't gone any better but if it was a little longer I or the girl could revive her parents.

Short dream, not a fragment for once.

So I recently caught a sickness over the weekend, and that probably caused a dream that actually made sense AND was fun.


I was at my friend's house, in the back yard, which was a forest of tall pine trees with little sun coming in from the top. The forest floor was completely blanketed with pine needles, and some other foresty things. This area of the neighborhood was a popular place to build tree houses, I could count at least three from the back yard.

We walked around, talking mostly about Minecraft I'd imagine, since we were both addicts. Then My friend paused, and so did I, as a group of knife-wielding people walked into the yard from around the corner of the house. There were about three, walking in a triangle, the one in the center leading them.

"That's John," My friend whispered, referring to the leader.

John approached him and pushed him out of the way, onto the ground. None of the group seemed to acknowledge me. John picked up a bronze horse bust from the ground. "This looks important," He noted, and walked off with it.

The dream transitioned to inside of the house, in a blank hallway with guns laying on the ground. A rifle, sniper, pistol, shotgun, and SMG. We were arming ourselves for a second encounter. My friend took a pistol and SMG, and I took the shotgun and sniper.

We were outside again, and my friend was tweaking around with the SMG.
"Look," He said. "I made it work." I didn't know it was broken, but then I remembered a false memory of it being broke. He shot it into the ground to demonstrate, but it was so inaccurate he had to hold the weapon sideways in order to make it fire in front of him.

I heard voices from the front yard of the house.

"Looks like we're being hunted," my friend said. He moved to to the corner, and gestured for me to follow.

We heard laughter from the other side of the corner.

"Ha, they think we cant see them." John said, moving out from the corner, with a pistol. He now had five people following him. My friend moved out first, targeting some of John's followers, kicking one in the face.

I rolled closer to John.

"Gentlemen," I said, striking the pistol out of his hand as I rose. I primed the shotgun and pointed the barrel at his face.

John smirked. "You wouldn't."
I considered this. I moved the barrel to his shoulder and squeezed the trigger.

Click.

John laughed.
"Crap," I mentioned, and simply hit him over the head with the shotgun, knocking him out. I pushed his body aside before it finished falling. I zigzagged forward, striking somebody who was aiming a pistol at me in a nerve, and then kicked him in the solar plexus, just to be safe.

I was teleported to one of tree houses, which was little more than a platform. I was laying down, aiming with my sniper. My friend had taken down one, and the remaining two were trying to surround him. I sniped one in the thigh, and he tipped over. Knowing I'd soon be noticed by the other, I abandoned by sniper, unclipped my shot gun from my belt. There was a zip line to the tree a few meters to my left. I got a running start and jumped towards the zip line, narrowly catching it. I grabbed both ends of my shotgun and used it to slide down. Halfway to the end, I released my grip, did a flip towards the enemy, twirled, still in the air, and kicked him across the face, propelling him several meters.

I landed on my feet, panting. My stomach muscles tensed. I said something witty, which I forgot, and the dream ended.

Weed Summoner: Had a dream that i got into the passenger seat of jessicas car outside of my house and we took off somewehre. As soon as we start driving i notcie that in the distance i can see the ocean, it spans the entire horizon despite being in a neighborhood. When i see this the first thing i think is im dreaming. I hand rc but it fails, i keep staring at the ocean and talking to jessica about it, we keep questioning it until i hand rc again and have some extra fingers. I yell,i knew we were dreaming, and tell jessica to stop the car. To my surprise she pulls over immediately, for some reason i thought she might keep driving, and i get out, telling her to follow me.

We get out and stand in the middle of the street, throughout this whole dream i was hearing really strange sounds, i want to fly so i ask jessica to help me. I try to lift off but it doesnt work, before long i just suggest we smoke dreamweed instead. We head to my house, I get inside and hear a lot of noise again, i rem when i opened the front door it like ran over my cat, i knew i was dreaming so i didnt really worry about it, i rem my sister yelling something, i go to the back of the house and tell my sister were dreaming.

I walk into my room and decide to try and summon some weed, i find an empty bag that was in my room irl and held it between my hands, imagining what it would feel like if a bud was in there. I do this for a few moments when i see lights flashing in the bag and feel a bud form in my hands. I look inside and there is a giant nug, i smell it and its kind of a mild skunky smell. I hand it to jessica and she takes a wiff, i start to get it ready on the table, the whole time reminding myself im dreaming, i dont rem rolling it up but we end up with a joint somehow anyway, i rem hearing all kinds of strange traffic noises, i look out the window and see nothing unusual.

Then the dreams shifts, causes me to lose a little lucidity but only for a moment, im now outside on the deck, and it keeps changing into another deck ive never seen before, jjessica is smoking a joint, and these two dcs are walking towards us. She says something about them being her family or something and kind of hides the joint. They keep walking towards us until they are just standing next to us. I remind myself its a dream and decide to try and fly again, this time i stand still and just imagine i am weightless, i dont try for long and still no success. Instead i try to impresss some dcs, i decide to summon more weed.

I find the same bag, on a different table on the deck, i do the same thing, the light flashses, this time i was trying really hard to get some purple weed. When i summon it i pull it out and show the dcs, they both seem very surprised. I get quite surprised too when i pull the bud out and it looks like a giant purplish turd. I rem noticing strange veigns in the bud/poo, and it was really sticky, not in a weed way though. I just rem handing it to one of the dcs, then i wake up.

Dream - Lucid

I was with Ryan in a big house. I think my family may have been there too, but I'm not sure. At any rate, they weren't with us.

We were on vacation somewhere. Ryan and I were walking through the house. We kept holding hands and hugging, but we weren't together. Every time one of us would reach for the other one, I'd think "But we aren't together..."

We were then upstairs in the bathroom. It was kind of dim in the room. We were checking out the bathtub/shower. It looked kind of old-timey with its claw feet, but it was modern and fancy at the same time. The tub was a dark red color. I remember wanting to try it out with Ryan. I was going to suggest we take one together, but I chickened out. He said he wanted to try out the tub first. The tub started to fill with soapy, bubbly water.

I then remember that we all were on our way out of the vacation home, presumably on our way to our final destination, and I remembered that the tub still had water in it.

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I was having sex with some dude. He was really toned and kind of built. Its no one I recognize from waking life. I know there was more than that to this dream, but I can't remember.

I just remembered a short bit from a dream. I started a new game of Age of Empires, but instead of the normal game mode, it was something different. I started with no Town Center, 2 castles, 7 or 8 villagers, and a couple military units. I started making some units at a castle (war elephants I think), but I got distracted from the game for a moment. When I came back, the computer player was sending a bunch of troops and siege weapons, and overran me. I started a new game, and this time I started out with a bunch more military units. I was dealing with so much at once that I didn't get my villagers working right away, but I was still getting resources from something (I forget what). The computer arrived with a small army, and I sent out my troops but he killed most of them. What happened beyond that is foggy at best, but I believe it went into a totally different scenario/different dream.

Katsuno's Dreams

1st: I was inside a huge office building (it was a skyscraper) and there were some people with me. For some reason we had the mission to blow the building up. We went to the top and planted a bomb. Suddenly the police came and we ran away. The dream gets a bit foggy and the next thing I remember is being at in the main hall of the building. There were many people and the police was still chasing us. We ran through the door and the bomb exploded. I woke up because of my stomach-aches.

2nd: I was in a village. In front of me there was a burned down car and inside it was a guy. I walked towards him and suddenly he screamed and ran in my direction. I evaded him and suddenly there was another guy and knocked him down. He told me they are cannibals. We walked inside the village and I went into a shack. Inside it there were more cannibals and they attacked me. I ran away as fast as I could but for some reason I was stuck in this place. When one of the cannibals tried to bite me I woke up.

3rd: I was standing on a street near my village. Suddenly Pain (from naruto) came and summoned his bodys. They told me they are going to kill me but I just laughed. Suddenly one of the bodys tried to summon a monster. I ran to him and punched him in the face. He fell to the ground and was done for. At that moment I almost got lucid but before I could do a RC another body teleported behind me. Just before he could use his Shinra Tensei technique I moved my hands behind me like I wanted to do a Kamehameha. But instead of doing this I formed a huge Rasengan and engulfed him within it. I used his body to make the rasengan even bigger and then shot the ball into another body. (This was a semi-lucid at that point). I ran towards another body but before I could hit him I woke up

4th:I was at a playground. In front of me was a guy that was in my class once. He had 2 friends with him. Suddenly one said that I look like a girl. I told him that he looks like a girl (Seriously he had long black hair, freckles and even boobs xD) and he immediately freaked out and tried to punch me. I evaded and pushed him back. I then said to him that he really looks like a girl and I'm not sure if he is one or not. He charged into my direction and I hit him in the face. He was laying on the ground and grabbed me. He threw me against a tree and then jumped on me. I rolled over and hit him a few times. The rest of the dream is foggy but I know that this fight lasted for a while and then he gave up and I woke up.

Remembered a non lucid today, I was having a fist fight with a class mate, but I was really struggling to throw each punch, but I won in the end.

I was climbing snow mountain. I saw some weird people at the background. I ran with the guy I met.
scene jumped

I was riding a bike on a mountain. the road was tawny-peach color.
scene, touch were very vivid I could feel butt sitting on the bike and my muscle working
I rode sloppy ground. I saw several yellow school buses coming out of road?? the buses were full of students
I tried to chase them

MrIrony's dream

I remember being in a outdoor swimming pool area with at least two pools. And then I walked at the bottom of one of them. I might have been slightly lucid.

Notes Non-Lucid Lucid

I don't remember this dream very much, just parts of it.

Don't remember where it started off. So, I'll just skip to the part that I remember. Me and my brother were in a biplane going over pieces of land that were surrounded by a lot of water. We finally decided to land on a very small island with a lot of trash on one side of it. In the trash, I picked up what looked like an old cola cola poster. I said something about it might being valuable. Then the dream skips a tad bit. (Either that, or I just don't remember that part.) We are now on an island that was close to the small island we were just on. They were selling random stuff. Then, I think I remember showing my parents the poster thing. They told me that it wasnt't valuable or something. I looked at it and found a price tag that read: $7.50. At least, that's what it looked like. I couldn't see the rest because it was folded down a bit. Then, the dream skips and we are on four-wheelers. (Not sure why I had four-wheelers in my dream again. Considering I don't even drive them almost at all in real life.) We were on some kind of slanted hill doing something I can't remember. Then, I either don't remember the rest or I woke up.

Pretty bad dream recall on this one.

A Long Message and Musical Numbers

I was doing more college goodbyes. Basically I was hanging with my buddy Peter and it was late at night and we were telling each other jokes. I had decided to look at my facebook inbox and saw that Ian's message was actually a lot longer than I had thought it was. It was super long and instead of just being a regular goodbye, turned out to be a really touching long message about how close we had become. After reading this I realized that me and peter were in a circular building with a dome and a singular hallway leading out of it. The building was made out of white marble and was really extravagant in design. I saw Laura and Amadi come in and Laura put down a boombox , pressed play, and it played the background to a musical number on loop. It was almost a blues progression but the last 8 bars were slightly different. She was singing something stupid when Dani busted out of nowhere, pushed Laura out of the way (who looked slightly peeved) and started singing a different tune that didn't really match with the background. We all laughed at this (except for laura) and I decided to go down the hallway and run back in to make an explosive entrance and to improvise a song. The hallway was short and led out to a window which put me on to the street. I turned around to jump into the window, exploded through and started singing but I found myself face to face with 2 hispanic cleaners, one male one female. I had discovered that where I was was more of a small mall location with many entrances and I had jump into the wrong entrance. I ran back into the right entrance laughing and told the others of my mistake.