dream fragment

Dreamt I was designing a bathroom for my late Uncle with my Dad, we're arguing on finer details like whether to have swing doors. Uncle argues against because he wants a mini telly to watch football on while shaving! Skips to going to a Social club we used to go to with my Dad, As we go in past the foyer there's this rude boy there who I make a smart comment at that he's trying to be cool.
Then as we enter the main bar I see loads of old faces sat together including people I don't really associate with any-more & who were from different parts of town & didn't really know each other.

In a car, drive past some girl with a guy. her scarf gets caught in the back tires & comes off, she chases with the guy to retrieve it. The guy comes up by the side of the car aggressively like he's going to attack me. By this point I'm aware I'm dreaming so quickly realise I can fend him off by opening the door and hitting him with it, which I do while shouting at him to 'fuck off'.
I end up at a house somewhere with an unknown driver & we're sharpening stakes to battle our pursuers which is when I realise they're vampires.
For this partially lucid dream I used no techniques except for getting up earlier than usual at around half 6am then going for a nap from about half 1pm until 3pm. This seems to be an affective dream/lucis dream inducing technique for me I.E WBTB.

Two goats pulling a cart break free & rush at me & Mum in the front garden. She tries to close the gate and get the cats in, I wait until she's past the porch door & shut it just in time as goat rushes & butts into the door.

The dream was literally what it says in the subject title, some yoga practitioners and navy guys won an award for doing some kind of chant/mantra correctly. Very hazy recollection of this one.

fragment 1: my 4 year old had a huge overgrown beard of dark hair (in reality his hair is light), and I decided to cut and shave off his beard to look what his face looks like underneath, but I was not going to cut his hair in the back of his head on my own because I feared botching the job, for that I planned to take him to a barber another day. I think this dream ended before the beard was off, so I did not get to see his face.

fragment 2: a library book came with options on the dust jacket, and one of the options was to "keep this book", but then there was a hyperlink (on the paperback book) and when you clicked it, it said, "just kidding, that would be stealing, and against God's commandment, and a smiley."

Fragment 3: also library related but separate dream. I was standing in line at library to find out something, but someone else was saying that the library could not do something because that would be illegal. I don't remember what that something was.

Dream recall from today's nap.

At one point in dream i was trying to nap but i was getting distracted by family literally interrupting me, i was annoyed and told them to go away then i continued nap, but got this weird sensation of unstability, i took off headphones with binaurals playing and went to balcony, dream faded out.

I was next to this bear sat on a chair (sounds like the beginning of a nursery rhyme I know!) and behind him was like a cabinet with different herbs on each shelf. I was following some instructions to get the ingredients from among these herbs to make bear soup to cure this poorly bear as it was sick and kept slumping forward on the chair. I kept having to prop it up so it didn't fall off!

Think that I'm in Wales in a camper van or caravan with living with some guys & girls, some of which I recognised from when I lived out there. General theme was a rave/outdoor festival being organised. Someone I knew from my hometown where I live now was involved in the plans. And I remember him saying he'd been to the council & got permission & had a poster with some potential acts listed. Money seemed to be a theme too & someone I knew was also trying to get a cheque card from the bank but struggling to.
At one point I was in bed with three girls, one I recognised from the past and another who layed on me saying 'tell me all about it', but I didn't know what to say!
The dream then got really dark & it was like I watching a horror film where this guy finds his family hung in the attic (this was around the time that I first saw the film 'Sinister' so anyone who's seen it will understand!).

I've been very slack on here lately but am going to try to catch up on some dream journal entries that I've been logging into my phone with the intention of writing here.
I unfortunately haven't recorded the dates of these dreams but am just going to type them up in the order they appear in my phone.

Bristol/Jaguar dream

At a friends in Bristol (despite never having been there but having friends there!), playing with a dog in the garden a Jaguar appears, I run next door and lock out this Jaguar from the garden. Suddenly I'm in house and there's this mad bitch we can see through the window, she's going from house to house trying to smash in people's doors with a spade. She comes to the house I'm in with an accomplice. I call the police to tell them and they just hangup! Then I open the door to confront them, they try to cut my hand with a sickle but it's blunt but I vividly feel it going over the top of my hand. I wake myself up screaming 'Get Away!'.

Dream 1(fragment):

I was in some ruined city area.

Dream 2(fragment):

I was browsing dreamviews and there was some discussion about dreams.

Dream 3(fragment):

I was in chat, BrandonBoss was saying something about Mississippi and then there was talk about shmups, BrandonBoss mentioned some shmup but i was not sure what to think about it, then someone posted video and i started watching it, it looked like touhou but horizontal and also there were alot of aimed lasers.

Date: 28 May

Comments: Fourth day of fragmented recall, I hope this isn't the new normal

Fragment1: In my grandma's place, there is a huge box of B2 vitamins

Fragment2: Eating blue sharks, I was wondering about the exact species names

Fragment3: I possibly had an ld on the street, some animals were involved.

Fragment4: FA, I catch myself thinking about the dream that has just been, semi awake to bring this temporarily to consciousness, then fall asleep again.

Fragment5: My mom's friends are accompanying a living body which is just a body no mind/soul at the moment, and can easily follow them by itself as long as they are close enough. I later see a big lady bug which hits something like a lamp and makes loud noise when doing so.

Date: 27 May

Total sleep time: 9 + hrs

Pre bed: Lots of spaghetti

Sleep quality and recall: while I know that there were many long dreams , I cannot access them. Was very sleepy and it felt like deep sleep, woke up a few times naturally, but decided against any serious WBTB.

Fragment1: I am discussing dreaming quantity and mantras

Fragment2: A small white fluffy dog

Fragment3: sexy moments

Fragment4: In high school, my teacher from primary school is there and he seems angry

Fragment5: In high school again, in another room making plans with a friend of mine

Fragment6: In some place which is supposed to be my parents', I must evacuate the place because someone is after me, but I am distracted, they almost get me.

Fragment7: It is the middle of the final school year, and a friend of mine gets transferred to our class. I am very happy about that and begin to imagine how cool it will all be

2013-05-28 2:00am to 10:00
Don't remember any early ones except one very vague piece.

#1:
There were university exams finishing in my school when I went home. When the bus was coming, I realized I had something that belonged to the kitchen, which moved to across from the office. I gave it back and ran back out to find a nice girl who held the bus. I thought I had to get off at my dad's, but I missed that stop while talking to her and nearly missed my mom's. She would keep smiling brightly. The next day, I was on the bus again and saw her on there. This time, the bus took a pretty weird route and we were the only two there. Eventually, we both got off at my mom's after one stop being in my mom's basement and one being upstairs, and the bus driver had to pack up some stuff, so we helped. It ended with her telling me when she took the bus home normally.

#2:
Two friends' moms and mine hung out a lot. There was one time when I was making some meat mixed with chicken, a time when I was at my friend's and he did something as news people came closer to the house, and a time where I was reading an easy book where you had to keep guessing the place farthest away. Sometimes, I would go into the book and solve a problem, like someone being trapped on top of a geyser gush. My sister was intent on putting cheese in the grater for some reason, and I was working hard to make some food from numbers scattered all over the floor.

#3: seems familiar, and almost as if I was watching a movie
Tyrion or someone buried stuff. We were somewhere and they and others decided to come, but had a hard time getting to us. Meanwhile, I was helping someone with a carnival-like game in a grocery store. I also tried to answer someone's hard math question. We were on a ship or something and watching videos and doing question sheets. I did the wrong one before we watched that video. Then, we were in a classroom and my friend was wondering what the light switches did. He eventually flipped one that cut the room's power. It ended with Cersi finding the buried stuff.

I remember playing with an old Vega deck. Not sure who was there.

Dream recall from today's nap. Got lucid but waking memory was almost nonexistent. Also dream was pretty long, but i can recall only few fragments.

I was near some kind of movie theater. Then later i was at home and there was some stuff going on. The room layout was entirely different and i was watching some movie and was talking with somebody about sleep. Some family members were distracting me and it was getting late, so i went to sleep but couldn't fall asleep, there were also two pretty big cats yawning and i was watching them, thinking that it could help me fall asleep.
Next day i was looking around some room and some objects were changing location randomly, especially sconce. At first i was thinking it's just hallucinations but after a while position changes started becoming more noticeable. Shortly i realized that i am dreaming, i walk down the corridor while rubbing hands, dream becomes somewhat more stable. I walk into the room, dad is there. I walk to him and for some reason i have urge to scream at him very loudly. I walk right up to him and scream at him for a good few seconds, it is very loud, haha, and also it echoes through whole building. Satisfied, i walk down another corridor and soon dream fades out.
I wake up and look at the time, did i slept for like 20 hours or something? Then i wake up properly.