non-lucid

I had a lucid dream early into the night. I remember thinking wow that was a really look lucid. I woke up and remember nothing. How is this possible? sucks.

I was at a live Americas? got talent auditions, and I was helping an act which was on stage auditioning.

The act was a man in his 40's. He had a pole, where he could slide the platform on top of the pole. He would jump on top of the platform and try and balance himself, but he was terrible, he just kept falling off. I ended up helping him by holding onto the pole as he tried balancing, and that even didn't help his chances of staying up. I held the pole pretty firmly to give him his best chance to stay up but I decided to loosen my grip, cause I didn't think it was really fair, as a performance.

He was holding a beer as he was balancing, and it fell from his hand crashed to the ground, and to everyone's surprise, the beer ended up being solid. I yelled out FRAUD!, in somewhat a joking manner. He's brother came to his defense, and said that he wasn't a fraud. The judges also said that he was a great fraud, but were happy with his performance.

[Scene Changed]

I was now at a house with a lot of good looking ladies. We were all ready for bed, and were looking for our places to sleep. Most of the rooms were full, and I had noticed that one of the girls on a couch was farting. She was with another girl, and they were having a great laugh about it. I left the room with a scrunched up face, laughing.

Dream ended.

I used to play a FPS game called Battlefield 3, and I was in the game where I was on an air craft carrier.

I was running down to the lower deck, chasing a girl (in a race?). She took off on the inflatable boat. I tried to swim after the boat, but couldn't keep up. I continued to swim after her, but she kept getting further and further in front of me. I didn't give up and it payed off, I was neck and neck with her, and It looked like she was using a big surf board rather then the boat earlier. I started to gain a good lead on her.

I arrived at the destination, and it was at a house. I was in a kitchen and noticed a plate with Cauliflower and a few other vegetables on it.

Dream ended.

I was in the bathroom and some tall white dude was trying to write something on my face with a brown marker. Later on, my white pants were really dirty, as if i had crawled through the woods. I had his bright red stain on the entire back pocket of my pants, but apparently no one noticed. on the inside the color was purple.
nothing really amazing happened in this dream, it was just weird...

My husband and I were house hunting, and there was this house which we according to the dream had seen before at a previous occasion. At first we could not see it because of a doctor's appointment of mine, but the next day we came, and there was another family there looking at the house and the hostess was the owner of the house and her family.

The house had a small bay in front of it, and in the middle of the bay was the Washington Monument sticking out of the water. There were stairs coming down into the bay. A group of dolphins performed a show for us in the bay. And there may also have been penguins or other performers.

My husband and I walked off after this show, without looking at the inside of this house. I was trying to tell my husband that for a house like this we should be willing to spend more than for our previous home, and I tried to put a dollar value on how much more in mortgage payments per month, but I could not figure it out. I also remember being worried that we had not completed a credit check yet, like before we bought our current home, but I thought that we had time after all because we could place the offer and could produce the credit check if the owner decided to sell to us.

We met the other family who had viewed the house, and they were not interested in it, and they assumed that we were not either since we had walked off without actually looking at the house.

So we walked back. We appologized to the owner for giving her mixed messages, and said we hoped it was not too late to look at the house now.

1. [non-lucid]
I'm in a car chase trying to catch the guy I'm chasing,(My car was a black Rolls Royce I think) I drifted round the corners and kept almost spinning out so I decided to slow down when turning, this helped and gave more control.

We are now racing up and down these really high triangular shaped things, At some point I get ahead of the chasee and park on one of the hills, he comes speeding at me and plows straight into the side of my car then his car slipped of the edge and fell to the ground, the car seemed ok.

Tuesday, August 20 8:00

Mom and dad are on some sort of long trip while I'm at the house, with Tori, one of our dogs. The thing is, our "home" is different than it is IRL; the layout is completely different, the landscape is different, and the yard has a large metal fence enclosing it. When my parents finally return, I have to do some sort of work outside--but it's very late, and eventually I come inside. When i do, my grandpa is there; he's lying on the floor like he's drunk or something...

And that's all I remember :s


~SilverWolf~

I was at a golf course, driving balls off the tee.

I noticed that there was someone else doing the exact same thing, and I think it might have been the Australian golfing legend Greg Norman? I was feeling his competitiveness, and I was getting a tad intimidated.

At one point I was trying to place down 2 tees, when I realized the ground was extremely muddy, making it hard to do.

[Scene changed]

I was now in a completely different environment, a place where you wouldn't be teeing off at all. I was in a garage, ready to tee off.
My environment was changing right in front of me, it was cool to say the least. The wall in front of me formed into a lounge room,with big windows. I had a feeling, I needed to hit the ball into the lounge room window to start something off?

I looked to my left and noticed a girl that is on X Factor Australia. Her name was Vendulka.

Dream ended.

Fragment: I was running non stop for quite a distance. I was also surprisingly not out of breath.

really disappointed that i haven't had very good recall lately. seems like i focused too wildly on being able to & thus lost the ability. just going to relax & enjoy reading/commenting for some others until it returns.

this one i remember from the other night.. i had to pee so bad. i was in a dark house somewhere.. filled with strange people (as most of my dreams lately go) & i was searching for a bathroom. i ended up downstairs in the basement of this strange dark house & found a small toilet room. i squatted over & peed for what felt like forever.. missing a lot & splashing everywhere. looked to the side of me for the paper to wipe & the small toilet room had turned into a real dingey looking public stall. large tp dispenser with the paper hanging out & draped all over the floor. i tore some off, cleaned up & walked out into an abandoned kitchen of a restaurant.

went through a large gray double door into a parlor/restaurant looking area.. very dingey & looked like it should have been condemned. all the same people i had been mingling with at the house prior were there & upon my return we walked out the front doors into bright hot sunlight. looks like a country western movie outside.. cool parlors lined the sandy roads & i had to pee again. ran off from my friends into a different parlor but inside was a modern looking school. nearly peeing my pants now, i find the restroom & run in.. all three stalls with walls were full, so i ran out & found a gym/locker room. there were toilets in the shower area, but no walls or curtains for privacy. everything had a pale blue "glow" in this toilet area.. i didnt even care if someone saw me, i ran the farthest toilet & starting going before i could get my panties out from under my skirt.. again squatting cause i will not sit on a public seat.. i could feel the burning in my thighs from all the squatting i had to do that day.. finished up & wandered back out into the sandy country western scene..

before i could even find my friends again i had to turn off into another parlor to pee but before i could find a toilet i woke up..

and as i sat up in bed & opened my eyes (i think i sat up before i was awake?) 3054 (i thought it "thirty, fifty-four") urgently popped into my mind.. i said outloud to myself "thirty, fifty-four?" .. quick looked at my clock almost expecting that to be the time but then after realizing thirty, fifty-four doesn't even make sense in military time, i shrugged it off & ran off to pee. lol. that whole day in my waking life i must have peed like 10 times.. weird.

I'm walking down an unfamiliar sidewalk with three other DCs. One of them is self-conscious and is giving himself a hard time.

In another dream, I'm going somewhere with my family, but I can't remember where.

I should really stabilize my schedule, again.

I was playing some video game, there was something about dragons, and then spiral knights, then later some RTS and also i was talking to MC at some point.

3rd person, following a blond guy named Colin. He's frustrated with his relationship, and as he's lying in bed, he decides to invade the dream of an ex-boyfriend. The ex, a kind of hippie-looking guy with curly hair, is in another relationship now and doesn't want to cheat, even in a dream, which Colin thinks of as ridiculous but also part of why he's fond of this guy, so he just transforms himself to look like the ex's current boytoy.

But a stray thought about the failed relationships he's had since this guy causes the dream scene to change to show those relationships. (Meaning my dream, not Colin-and-his-ex's dream.) For a while he'd been hooking up with a demon, who was a real sweetheart but they never managed to turn it into anything more serious than occasional hookups. Then for over a year he'd lived with this guy who works at the expat bar, and Colin can't believe he put up with that guy for so long - great lay but massively uncomfortable with witchcraft. He would never even set foot in the basement where Colin worked, and he'd make these 'in the closet' jokes about 'broom closets' and then explain the joke every time, hahah, closet, broom closet, witches, get it - what a douche. Colin thinks he should've done it the other way around - hookups with the bartender, move in with the demon.

Dream 1

I with my mum and I was waiting to play some game with her, she was pretending to be asleep and I had waited for an hour. She wakes up and says she dosen't want to play anymore. I am angry after waiting all this time.

Then I'm on my phone having a conversation with someone on twitter about this tv program and school, she was from a school called 'Aston'.

Dream 2

I am back in Italy once again, it is the last day and there is an awards celebration happening later. I am in my room which I am sharing with about 10 people. One girl asked me to take a photo of her with her camera. She stood on her bed and posed. I took a number of photos.

I am then at the place, there is a stage and I am backstage and outside there is a whole lot of tables everywhere for friends to sit together on. The two girls from my room are there.The presenter then says "And for this years hottest girls goes to..." I forgot what there name was. They were very embarrassed and didn't want to walk out on the stage but in the end did so.

I am then walking to the toilet and one of my teachers stop me, it is night time and they ask "Why are you wearing sunglasses?" I realise I am and its even darker with them on, so I take them off. She then started telling me about how one of her friend has a limp. I tell her that someone I know has got one too, she says "Oh yes! I know him! That's not good." The conversation ends and I think 'Shall I walk off or does she still want to talk to me?' I awkwardly walk off to the toilet.

I am in a cramped toilet and there is me and one guy in there who looks really ill, like he's going to be sick. Hes pacing back and forth between the sink, rubbing his forehead, sweating. I notice his glasses are on the floor. I don't ask him what's wrong because I thought he was just drunk. Then he leans over a sink, I assume he's going to be sick. But as he makes the sick noise, sweat pours from his back. WOAH WTF?! I think how strange this is. I then ask "Are you ok?" he dosen't answer, he looks embarrassed like he gets asked this question all the time. I drop the question. Instead I pick up his glasses off the floor and hand them too him. I walk off.

Dream 3

I was in a room downstairs, both of my doors were fully open. I hear a scream from my sister outside and a laugh from my brother. I turn round and see a squirrel running at me. It runs up and jumps off the floor, pushes off my head and onto the lights. It felt like I was punched in the head. It then jumped off the lights and grabbed onto my ass. It pulled me onto the floor, I fall over lying on my back with this squirrel next to me. It shoves its claws up my ass! I am in so much pain, I was being violated! It then started biting my hand, then pain was too much. I try headbutting the squirrel but it was not working. "JAMIE! JAMIE GET IT OFF NOW!" I scream to my brother. He was just standing over me laughing. The squirrel finally gets off and runs off. I cannot believe it.

I am then outside my infant school, for some reason everyone is driving there cars into walls and flying out the windscreen just for fun. This isn't fun I think, you could die doing that. I then start telling people about my squirrel story and everyone wants to see it. I tell them its at my friends house up the road. Everyone runs up and we see smoke smoldering out of a house. I notice the house is on fire, nobody is in. I am going to have to go in and put it out. Me and one friend run in and try and find the fire, we run upstairs and we here police sirens. They think I have caused the fire. Soon I see lasers pointing at me from snipers, I have to jump. I jump out the window from two stories, the dream ends!

SO MANY DREAMS!!!

Okay!

First, there was this strange competition where you had to have... worm-like things in your mouth. Not the entire thing, though, they had to have their "heads" out of your mouth, so that they could spit while you ran. It was very weird. Anyway, I didn't do well on the competition. My worm thingy wouldn't spit, it was all soft and weak, so I had to spit it out. People thought I was throwing up and I couldn't explain to them that I wasn't (I NEVER throw up... last time I threw up sober, I was six - 1996, and last time I threw up drunk, it was in 2009). Then my dad came along, checked my worm and said that I had taken one that had been on the sun for too long. He pointed to a bucket and told me that the good ones, that were swimming in cold coconut water, were there.

Second dream, I got close to getting lucid. I was locked in a room, it looked a little like a hotel room. There were some girls there and I thought I was dating one of them. She was lying on the bed, all weird. I hugged her, then I looked at her and I thought "hold on a second. I'm not dating anybody. And even if I were, I wouldn't date HER. She's ugly" so I backed away. I looked at her again and her face all red. It looked weird, like red spots. I looked around and saw that some of the others also looked like that. And they were bleeding a little too. I wanted to get out, but there were zombies out there when I opened the door. I found a girl who seemed okay and we sat in a corner by ourselves.

Third dream, I had left a prison. I think I had run away, though, because I still had some weird stuff, preventing me from using my hands/arms too much. They wanted to catch me, so I threw myself at the sea. I swam a little and found this cave. I entered and there were many people wearing the same stuff. They looked at me and said "welcome, you can enter. That's your invitation" they told be and pointed at the thing on my hands. I nodded, thanked them and started walking around there. I found a guy who seemed to know me and he was all "I can get those off for you, you just have to pay me! But I'll give you a discount" so I looked at the thing and realised all I had to do was pull the rope. I did it and told him I wouldn't need his help.

Fourth dream, I was under a desk and there those two aliens/robots that kept coming and going. I think they were looking for me and I was really visible, but they couldn't see me. Again, I almost got lucid, cause I kept thinking "they won't see me, they can't" even though I knew they could and should see me. Later on, I managed to get up while they were gone and I think I made a phone call so that people would know they were there.

Fifth dream, I was supposed to get inside a car with my parents. I did after some time and we drove to this restaurant. Except that they wouldn't let me go inside because it was too expensive. I was okay with that because they didn't go inside either. There was a bit of a party/reunion going on outside, so it was fun. Then, I saw some people waling together and they seemed friendly, so I joined them. They were happy to have me there and we went up some stairs. There was a lot of cheese and other stuff to eat too, but I was more interested in the cheese. We sat down and this one girl was talking to me. She asked me about my paper and I noticed they all had papers. Then I realised I was inside the restaurant that was too expensive. I told her I didn't have a paper, I had just walked in. She laughed and told me I could order stuff and put on her paper, and if the restaurant people didn't let me leave (you had to show the paper to leave, proving that you had paid everything), she would pay for everything, so I shouldn't worry. I thanked her and continued to eat my cheese.

EDIT: I remembered another dream! I was in a weird place, like a cave too, but unlike the cave from the other dream. People from DV were talking to each other, like on the threads, but in real life. I remember a woman (who, in my dream, was Ophelia) pulling another woman's hair (who, in my dream, was Joanna - she looked nothing like Joanna, though), and they were sorta arguing. But they were also laughing and joking. Confusing.