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This was a non-lucid dream I had the other night...


I am in a big room packed with people. It is like one of those spacious convention halls or something. The walls are a dark shade of blue, and the lighting is a bit dim and yellowish. I get the feeling that I'm in a mixer or social gathering or party or whatever. However, there aren't any food tables, waiters, or anything else for that matter. No music, no dancing, nothing. Just lots of people talking at the same time.

I just stand there, scanning people's faces, trying to think if I know any of them. I don't. I scan the room once again, and this time I notice something: everyone is cross-eyed. I don't know why I didn't notice this before, but as the realization dawns on me, I can't help but giggle at how silly everyone looks -- eyeballs pointing in different directions, and everyone's conversing with one another like nothing is wrong. I can't even tell what they are all talking about, there's too much murmuring.

Then a blonde woman from the corner of the room starts walking towards me. She pauses in front of me and whispers the word "Eyebrows." I don't know what in the world she means, but for some reason, I just nod approvingly, and then she walks away. Then a bald dude comes up to me, pauses, and whispers, "Toes." Once again I just nod approvingly and he walks away. Over the next few minutes, the pattern just keeps going. They all just whisper a body part, then walk away.

The dream starts to fade very slowly.

But then suddenly, out of nowhere, I see a cross-eyed Barney Stinson (wearing a suit, of course!) walking towards me. He stops in front of me, leans into my ear and whispers, "Earlobes."

I nod approvingly, like I did plenty of times before.

He stands back, smiles, and adjusts his tie.

Then I wake up from the dream.


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Until now, I laugh at how silly my dream was.



True story.

So, this dream was quite strange. The setting was like a large home with mainly just hallways stretching for long distances (logical, though, within sight) with rooms on each side and paneled windows at the end of each. Multiple floors, probably 3-4. It was of a man and Elie Weisel (to be specific o.o) searching for ghosts with a method similar to Lucid Dreaming, but staying fully awake and having like a 'vision' in which you see the 'ghost.' Elie really wanted to see his mom one last time (At some point, the dream flashbacks into one of his 'memories' from childhood. Not much detail remembered, but it seems as if he was 5-7 years of age with an American-styled home (Backyard w/ swingset) from around the '50s. His mom was a young woman, somewhere from upper 20s to upper 30s. The memory was like a scene from a movie (Kid on swing, laughter;mom pushing;camera is smooth, like slow -> fast -> slow movement (Think Minecraft F8)) The pair is just walking down the halls during the daytime (fully-lit) and Elie has a 'vision' of his mom for a short moment, black and white, low quality, her calling out "Elie...! Elieeeee...!. (Think Fallout 3 'Hot Chick' guiding you to The Vault kind-of vision) He doesn't say anything to the other guy and is both amazed and terrified that this worked. He longs to see her, yet again, so, once the pair move up another floor, he (Maybe I do this part, IK I had control for a second or two) wishes the vision upon himself, and it works. The other guy is opening a room on the right side of the hallway only a few doors down (Second door I believe), and then Elie goes into total flip-the-fuck-out state of mind, as the vision is amazingly vivid. Full color, voice clear-as-a-bell. "Elie!" At this point, he gasps, I think/wish/controllibly-force a heart attack upon the man and to exit the dream, and I do. The exit went back to the hall and was a 3rd-person 'zoom out' from directly above with Elie's face staring blankly up, whole body shaking (heart attack worked? I feel bad now ). The camera moves out, spinning CCW, and I wake up.

~Weird as FUCK~

[Tried a WBTB + SSILD again today, falling asleep took longer than yesterday, but after all i was successfull ]

I slept for like 1 hour when i woke up from a dream and i was still in Sleep Paralysis, which was nothing new to me. So i decided to DEILD my way into LD
It didn't took long until i opened my eyes and found myself in the dream, fully lucid.
What was before my eyes was totally AWESOME. I was floating high in the sky and a huge colorful world was opened before me. It looked a little similar to the movie AVATAR, there were colorful plants everywhere, beautiful green grassed tundras and jungles were all around.
The inhabitants of this world were different kinds of HUGE monkeys, apes... The smaller ones were big as a car and the biggest ones reached the height of whole buildings. There were also colorful birds flying around in the sky and bees and different insects doing their work

The monkeys looked like they were the owners of these lands, they were walking, running around in smaller groups, or just sitting and sleeping under big trees. It looked like they don't really get competition.
I had a plan for today that i want to summon an extraordinary creature [i already knew what creature, but that's a secret for now], so i wanted to find a calm place where the monkeys can't find me and interrupt me.
I started flying around and wanted to pass through a huge rock wall, but by reflex i closed my eyes when entering the rock, so i woke up. [But i was able to come back to the dream the same way as i did in the beginning].
After i was back in the dream again, i was standing on the ground in the big grass and a group of monkeys and apes were coming slowly towards me in a line, but it was obvious that they didn't care about me, they just wanted to pass by.

I decided to turn to super speed and run away and find a safe place faster. As i passed near the monkey group, the first 4 of them didn't do anything, they didn't even look at me. But then i've got a feeling that the 5th one, the biggest ape which had reddish fur and looked angry planned to hit me when i pass by him, so i jumped when i reached him. He didn't hit me at all though.
After this i was going at full speed again and looked behind my back just in case.... Now i suddenly noticed that there was a huge black ape coming after me at full speed and was growling loudly. I got really scared at first at the sudden appereance of him, but then i jumped up in the air just before he reached me.
I landed on a column, which didn't look like it would fit this world, it was just an usual concrete column.
The ape smashed it's head against a wall-like thing and i woke up again just at this moment, not sure exactly why.
[I went back to the dream again, using the same method as twice above].

When i got back into the dream again, i was up high the sky, standing on a cloud and i even had feathered white wings. All i've seen was white clouds everywhere and some kind of altar a little further on another cloud. I didn't care about the altar, because i still wanted to do my summoning, so i just flew down and wanted to get back to the monkey world. I passed through the clouds easily, but then i noticed a huge glowing purple-black energy field like something floating below the clouds... It looked like something evil took over the world... I tried to fly through it, but the darkness took over me and i woke up again...

[After this i couldn't go back anymore, because i wasn't in SP and accidently moved my feet...]
[This was a kinda memorable dream for me, even while i couldn't do much, that world was just so interesting ]

[COLOR="#2e8b57"]- I was sitting on the water, already kinda knowing that it was a dream. I stood up and still rc'd. It failed, so this is definitely a dream. I tried hard to stand straight (drunkieh xD), the water was wobbling like jelly under my legs. Finally, I got tired of the jelly so I tried to fly. The first attempt failed. The second one was successful.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="#483d8b"]- I was walking around in my home village, it was dark. I see A in the distance. We meet in front of the big house and we stop a metre away from eachother. There was this kind of mirror between us (which I think was neat, considering that we're pretty alike). It was glass, so we could both still see eachother. For some reason he ragequit and walked away.
I was like "meh" and suddenly it was daytime. I saw Ma and I asked her to come swimming with me. Apparently it was a warm summerday. She refused, saying she's too lazy. Oh well, I went alone. I was quite far already, when I heard her say in my head "Okay, okay, I'm coming". I don't really remember arriving at the river or even swimming. Or her coming :D[/COLOR]

So the first one is probably a semi lucid. Or it was a real lucid and my recall is just that bad.
Both dreams were longer than that, the lucid had a lot more stuff to it but I can't remember anything.

Ignore the typos. I'm on a mobile device and close to ragequitting as well.

[COLOR="#2e8b57"]lucids[/COLOR], [COLOR="#483d8b"]non-lucids[/COLOR]

The night before I decided to wake up at four in the morning without an alarm, basically just to see if I can. I told myself I would wake up at four a few times before falling asleep. I woke up during the night and was completely awake. I was surprised at how easy it was. I decided to try some meditation exercise lying down. I got started for maybe a couple of minutes and drifted back to sleep. I didn't remember the dreams from the second period of sleep, but remembered those from the first pretty well. I didn't check the time when I woke up, so I don't know if it actually was four in the morning.

Tonight I did the same. I woke up at four without any problem. I checked that I didn't feel sleepy. Then I just drifted to sleep. The dreams from tonight are scattered and I only remember images and ideas, nothing I can put into words.

I'm certainly going to do the same tonight. I probably should get up when I wake up. I also need to check the time.

The previous 4 nights has been no much of recall, even then I write dream journal and about my day. Well, need to keep on doing it and might improve soon.

The fragment: I Was adding a plugin to my website, made by the company that sold the domain to me. It was a "funny" plugin that made up an sentence that it could change. I showed it to my girlfriend and she got mad because it said something about how she shall dress. I told her it wasn't that it meant, that it's built and shows up something else.

So this one's odd, I start off in some kind of bathroom where you take a shower laying/sitting on a mattress that gets dried afterwards. So I dress and walk outside, and see what looks to be a halo reach map and I start somehow fighting 'Hitler' the spider and I run back to the bathroom.
This was a strange one.

I also had one about going to get very odd looking bearings for my skateboard at a shop I've never been to. I have a strangely high number of dreams about skateboards and specifically skateboard wheels. Guess I should put that down as a dreamsign.

I saw picture like a tonnel before eyes and thought that it's WILD that I intend to (but than i awoke, i remembered that i had usually dream, there i lay to bed, and after that i had that picture ) i went to the light and found myself in my parents flat. There were many toys on the floor and i made a little tornado with them. Then i desided to made mass telekines and up the big wardrobe and bookcase in one. I made some effort and up it to the selling, but then i left it,it broke. Then I intend to make a portal in the place there is rain, i want to play with lighting. Got soe effort and made portal and move to some wood. thee were cloudy and i saw smoke - it was may be volkano o tornado. I flew to see what is it and awoke.

I recalled two dreams, very vivid. The first one was what seemed a spring summer day, and I was skating outside of my friend Will's house with Ben & Teja. We stopped skating at took a break in front of Will's house with him when we suddenly heard a big explosion in the distance. It got really windy from where the sound came from. I calmly said; "Well guys, looks like they dropped a Nuke of sorts. Before we all die, what do you regret in life?" Will was up to speak. He said "I regret alot of things in life." I said "Well man, we always have to afterlife. I'm more than confident that there's one of sorts." right when he was about to talk, a huge white light came out of no where, blinding me and my friends, and I died. Death felt strange, and I said in black text "You died." And my vision zoomed out from a computer screen. I was at my schools library, under the sea? Strange, I thought, but instead of grass patches, the little hall ways were connected by a giant plastic tube. I went to the band room, and took a seat. My ex girlfriend, spotted me and greeted me with a hug. I was surprised, because I got the sensed a good chakra coming from her, a loving feeling. I felt Nostalgia of that feeling. She sad down next to me, leaned in, and kissed me. I remember that all to well, it was as if she really did kiss me. I woke up after the kiss, startled. And I felt off the entire rest of the day.

24.04.2012

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was playing CS Zombie Mod, but it was a virtual reality game instead, which made it a little scary. I was a lvl 20 pistol specialist, which meant I was super fast and could double jump, also I had dualies with a shitload of bullets. We were playing in a snowy map, in the middle of some sort of military base, reminded me of the Golden Eye map with the prison cells and stuff







I found a high spot where I could camp and zombies wouldn't reach me, unless they were jumpers. I stuck around for a while and shot zombies as they ran by.

Dream skips

The Game switches to a virtual reality version of Soul Reaver, I'm Raziel (left), Lusho was Kain (right)







We are playing co-op, and all we have to do is kill the creatures that keep coming at us. The setting is very dark, and it drained the energy out of you. I kick and beat my enemies until they're weak, and then eat their souls.

Rough translation from my dream journal, I mean rough!

Dad, builds REM mask. Jimmie pizza soggy. Shaman star toy images of stars. Autism soccer. Jessie love. Girl class, free. Guy wanted chesire blotter... in car.

Fragment 1: My high school friends came to the house, which actually looked more like my uncle's house than my own. I suggested that they all go into the basement while I put on clean clothes. I offered pizza to my friends and family before I went upstairs to change. I hugged one of my friends, and I might have gone to a grocery store.

Fragment 2: I was helping to roll up feathers, debris and grass clippings on a field with my friends. The field vaguely reminded me of Green Hill Zone from Sonic. After cleaning, I was holding a tub of fried chicken strips, and I let a buddy of mine take a piece. He chose a piece that was just a couple of coarse hairs attached to a skin flake. The hair and skin reminded me of my pig's, except pink and fried. My friend ate the fried skin and hair, unperturbed.

Fragment 3: I was driving around in my car. I was out on the road at 6:47AM, and the two closest gas stations were closed. I figured that one would open at about 7, so instead of just parking and waiting, I drove back and forth between the two, hoping that one of the gas stations would open before I ran out of gas. I paid for the gas with a credit card.

As it's my birthday, I happened to have a bit too much to drink last night. I didn't recall much of my dreams, and it was mostly just tiny fragments.

-Something about Dr. Evil with Miny Me in disguise. Not sure what they were attempting to do.
-My dad was upset about the wait at my favorite mexican restaurant, and wanted Burger King instead?
-At Nationals for collegiate volleyball. Something negative had happened and I woke up in a bad mood from it.
-I was a part of a massive shootout. It was very video-game-esque. There was only one other on my side and we ended up cornered in a bathroom.

Not too horrible for a night short on sleep with a little too much alcohol in my brain. Better luck tonigh.

I often dream about work. The work dream falls into one of two categories; being late/missing work or doing work poorly.

My job involves putting patients to sleep, haha. Seriously, I am an anesthetist.

In my work dreams I either fail to show up for an operation or my patient awakens from anesthesia during surgery. The most traumatic is the dream where the patient awakens. When this happens the patient generally is running around the room and the entire operating room staff is staring at me like Im a horrible person.

In last night's dream, the surgeon asked how the patient was doing. I responded that the patient was fine while I was panicking to give the patient more drugs. The patient kept moving and wasn't staying asleep despite my efforts. Finally, the patient pulled the tube from his mouth (the one that entered his trachea and supported his breathing) and was talking to me. I was trying to talk louder than the patient so that nobody would hear while I frantically tried to resedate him.

In the end, I had to admit the patient was awake. When this happened I was hoping to be strong and deal with whatever punishment I had coming to me. Before anything else happened, I awoke.

I am in a house in Rochdale somewhere in a bed trying to get to sleep. There is another person and mag's 1st born son who is 5 in the bed with me trying to sleep. there is a lamp on my side of the bed that is on and various people in the room which is making it difficult to sleep. I hear some annoying squatter girl going on about shit i cant be assed hearing about and frustrated I take blankey and go to the floor of the bed near the lamp to try to sleep. After a bit of time i realise I am in someone elses house and I dont need to try to go to sleep becuz I already am and at this point I go lucid. I walk up to mad Adam and tell him to Fuck Off to his face. He tries to swing at me twice and i easily dodge each swing with no sweat. I turn around and look at the glass window which is several stories up and jump through it glass and all to start flying around the city. i fly upward and go through several more glass windows into different rooms. I then cross over to Nottingham city from a bird's eye view up on the building ledges and walkways. I see a beautiful hallway in a building with yellow and white stripe wallpaper. I stand on the walkway and RC by trying to rub my hands together to make the dream more real and keep my dreaming attention, but this is difficult to do as my hands are rubbery to rub together. i look at them and they look normal. i then decide to go find manfred. I fly up to the top parts of a mall in the sky and meet my friend Rand or something. She is to help me go to manfred and get married. I look into a wide broadsword at my reflection to see myself looking normal and having beautiful skin but no lipstick. i tell Rand that for the wedding I will have blue eyes and lipstick. We go to think about what I will where and to plan to fly over to Silesia. I notice at first how there is no people around in my dreamworld but as soon as I see that people show up on the streets below. She and I then start to fly upward to fly out of the mall through the glass skylights. The night starts to turn to day and the sun starts to peak through the clouds. I try to just use me Intent to fly but this doesnt work well so i go back to traditional flying. As we go to set of to go to Silesia I see manfrd and some friends or people with him to appear and come to me. i go over and embrace him tightly feeling his body very firmly. I dont want to let go. We talk and catch up and he tells me the things he has been doing and then I find myself at a jewelry shop choosing out my wedding ring. I also have a known knowledge that his friends and astral life will come before me and I am not 1st really. There is more socialising and this bit is a bit fuzzy... then he pulls out a leather wallet that needs repairing for the wedding. he is going to get it sent off to get professionally repaired and inscribes his signature on the wallet before sending it off. Then the dream shifts to the last DEILD where I am telling him about JD and how we chose to be earth husband and wife. That he is my earthly husband and he is perfect. It was as if manfred was my astral husband and Jd my earthly one. This is pretty normal and learn that there is no jealousy in the astral world. Manfred is then off doing something with his friends and I decide to go off to a 20s ballroom dance. I am excited to go and look all 20s and beautiful and how fun it will be to dance with men. i know that i can not be jealouse of his time away from me, so decide to go off. i think he shows up at the ballromm but this is vageue. Last bit is of me floating/flying down some stores walkway and looking in random reflections at my face which gets progressively more gross. Like my skin becomes all baked cheese looking like I have really pussy acne. and my hair is all chopped off and sticking up half spiked. I am aware though that it is just the dream doing this and that I dont really look like that and ponder over how odd that is to look like that when I dont.