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So this was probably one of my first Lucids, and I've only recently found it again. Here it goes;


I wound up in the middle of my house's backyard, a big open area of grass, hardly any obstacles. Very big, and very flat. It was daytime.

I haven't seen the few trees in this yard so healthy looking for a long time.
I paused, and pondered the maple tree across from me a bit further.

That's because, I thought, it is winter.

So this is a dream, then. Great! I should fly. I've never flown before, I wonder what it will be like.

I remembered the brief spark of lucidity I had about a month ago in one of my dreams. I was indoors and I tried to fly by smashing a hole in the ceiling. I hurt myself so much I woke up with a headache.

So I should be more careful this time.

When I fly, I thought, I will feel the wind brushing against me. I will hear the air resistance. I will see my surroundings as I am above them. I will smell and taste clean air. The climate will be a warm with a breeze. I fully believed myself, then I began focusing less on what I want it to feel like, and more on doing it. I was walking the perimeter of the fence, scanning for an open are to start flying. I found it momentarily. It was a somewhat narrow space between the side of my fence and the side of my white, crumbling shed. Narrow, but all I needed was forward room. I have never flown before, it was just instinct. I ran swiftly forward, arms sharp behind me in a 30 degree angle, as though cutting through air. As I ran I thought;

Gravity does not exist in dreams. Not this one. Not in my dreams. I will not allow physics to restrain me, that would be for fail noobs, and since I'm a pr0 h4x0R I have full control over my dreams, especially with my temporarily acquired cocky gamer attitude. And I will make myself fly.

I said this with full confidence and determination, especially after the last lucid dream. That one with me smashing my skull against the ceiling in attempt to fly. At this, I looked up. No ceiling. Perfect. One thing I might add; while I was thinking, my dream seemed to slow down. When I started focusing on flying, it was at correct speed again. Weird.

I jumped, and I had my first successful flight. Sure enough, I felt what I expected to feel. I flew to the three fourths the height of my pecan tree. I flew above my puny one-floor house, and faced the street. Now I wanted to fly over the street. At the intersection of the street I live on, I saw a large pile of dirt. A random thought came to mind;

It's a good thing I'm laying in bed.

Then the weird parts happen. The dream starts to destabilize, then the pile of dirt started to... talk to me. It communicated using telepathy.

"You are not in bed, child, you are really here. I waking life."

Sleepwalking? Perhaps. Better safe than sorry, I thought. Then I purposefully awakened myself. I lay in bed. About six 'o' clock. No crossroads. That mean pile of dirt lied to me. I facepalmed myself for allowing myself to wake myself up, but I had a joyful feeling nevertheless.

Kumara's Dream

Dream 1 - semi-lucid -
I went up a ladder into an attic and looked around. I was surprised when a young girl, lying on her side, appeared before me...like a holographic image that solidified. Other girls appeared to the left, I understood they were vampires. They woke up and sort of attacked me, only their teeth were broad and rounded and dull, so it didn't hurt and they couldn't really break the skin. I picked up one of them and she turned into a kitten. Each of the others turned into kittens as I picked them up. I took the vampire-kittehs back down out of the attic and wondered what to do with them. I didn't think it was a good idea to have vampire-kitties hanging around, so I tried to create a portal to send them to some dimension that would be a good place for them, fail.
I asked god what to do with them...nothing immediate came so I just walked out.

Dream 2 - I may have been practicing flying as high and fast as I could then plummeting back down. I was swimming in water and enjoying splashing around then realized...DOLPHINS!!! I can call the dolphins!!! I turned and saw fins and started squealing and splashing and swimming toward them...they got close and I was trying to bring them into better focus and see more detail, I touched them and squealed more, thrilled to be with the dolphins.

Dream 3 - I was renting a room from someone. I don't remember the room, but I went searching for a chair. I found some plain black metal stools on a platform, there was a weird tiny little black wheelchair with a hood like it was a combo stroller/wheelchair. I cleared the stuff away and found a tall stool that I thought would be do the job...for some reason I looked around and noticed that surrounding the wooden platform I was on was a HUGE buffet on an l-shaped serving line. The dining room was plush and ornate, many people were eating at various tables. I walked up to the buffet and maybe asked the guy I was renting the room from if the buffet and chairs were included with the rent and he had a bewildered attitude of "of course!" as if it was a given.

Dream 4 - I was at my friend N's new apartment she had just bought. It was HUGE. Her "apartment" was the top 3 floors of an old house that was more like a mansion. We were on the top level...I looked around a corner and noticed a line of beds of all sizes with ornate headboards lined up against the wall in front of me and to the right. I marveled to her at how many beds she had, I counted 9 or 10. She said, "well of course, that's what I've been saving up for all this time!" I was trying to figure out how they could afford this amazing place, thinking of how her husband works for (big corporation). I noticed a rack of clothes and was thinking of how everything I owned could pretty much fit where that rack of clothes was and I could maybe move my stuff there and she'd never even notice.

Some mafia types are trying to bully my friends and I in our apartment. I stand up to them, and then they begin to hunt me with guns. A lot for running away, but the big boss spots me at a fair and is closing in fast. I run by some large dirt mounds, and in one of them there is a little cave like entrance. I crawl in and it goes way back.

Realizing I've kind of left myself trapped if he looks in, I push the dirt to cover up the entrance, leaving just a little crack I can see through. Through it I can see the big boss pause right out front. I burst out of my hole, taking him by surprise, and kill him. Then I drag his body back into the hole.

I go back out and meet some people who smoke me a joint. Once of them is curious about the entrance in the dirt mound, and I try to dissuade him from entering. He won't let it go, so I try to threaten him to stay out. That doesn't work and he enters and finds the dead body. Since I was such a dick to him earlier, he rats me out

Reset!

Buddy wants to poke around in the cave again, but this time instead of trying to threaten him, I'm much nicer and tell him my story. He's sympathetic and no longer rats me out. He also points out an awesome looking rifle on the dead guy's body. Armed with this kick ass rifle, now it's my turn to hunt them.

I'm leading a group of people through an office building hunting down the rest of that gang, when I notice the barrel is bent. I keep trying to fix is and straighten it, but it just keeps getting worse, so I tear it off. Then the rest of the gun keeps getting dented until finally it's no longer usable.

Nephanim's Dreams

I woke up several times during the night, but I didn't make it out of bed to write down my dreams. I only remember some of them.

Murder Trial in the Swamp Valley

I was traveling across the country on foot. I stopped at a store to buy some food and ended up getting a handful of gummy bears. The guy at the register thought it was strange that I asked for a handful instead of a certain number, but I was just going to carry them until I finished eating them. After I paid for my gummy bears, I continued walking along a mountain road. I sensed that I was somewhere along the Texas-Louisiana border – although I’m not sure where there would be mountains in that area. The road barely had a shoulder, so I was walking really close to the cliff. Portions crumbled beneath my feet, but I was careful about where I put my weight. I met a guy with black hair who was also traveling on foot. When I told him I wanted to reach Houston before the night was through, he gave me a doubtful look. It was already deep into the night, and I’m sure I looked as tired as I felt.

The road curved, and I spotted a tall man in some kind of Neo-Egyptian armor. When we approached him, he announced that we weren’t permitted to go any further. The black-haired guy tried to walk past him anyway, and the armored man threw him off the cliff. Rather than endangering my life, I decided to carefully slide down the cliff. That way, I could check on the other guy and continue traveling in the valley below. Amazingly, the guy survived the fall. He pointed out a small village nearby, and we decided to stay there for the night.

The dream jumped. I was walking with him through the village the next morning. Apparently, there were riots all night long… The town’s mayor begged us not to judge the villagers based on their rioting. We had some kind of “Rate your experience!” form provided by the Department of Tourism. I assured the mayor that I would never judge his performance or the quality of our stay based on riots, but in reality, I’m sure I would. We walked into a garage, and the black-haired guy climbed into a corvette. He explained that he was responding to a crime report and invited me to come along.

The dream jumped. We drove up to the base of a tower. At this point, I figured we would get out and walk up the stairs to the rooftop. Instead, he drove into the building and up the stairs. The car had a clever suspension system that allowed him to pop the front into the air to get up stairs. We found Chelsea standing on the open roof. It was fairly high above ground level, so we could see the whole valley around us. It looked like there was some kind of marsh in the distance. The black-haired guy got another call from the police department. Allegedly, the murderer he was looking for had been sighted nearby. Chelsea joined us in the car as we drove back down the stairs to the ground level.

The dream jumped. We stopped at the edge of a swamp. There was nothing the corvette could do here, so I had to cross on foot. We used fallen trees and bits of trash that had been discarded here as stepping stones to move between patches of land. My parents and Austin joined in crossing the swamp. I was the first one to make it to the other side! While I waited for them to show up, I wandered into an outdoor trial of sorts. The judge was a woman in her early twenties. Her glasses made her look tired. She kept making oatmeal and eggs for people attending the trial. I soon realized that the man on trial was the alleged murderer from my friend’s report. The townspeople had captured him and put him in a wooden cage for his trial. Of course, the jury consisted of people who had been tasked with his capture, so I doubted it was really a fair trial… I ended up inside the cage somehow. When the judge asked what I thought of the man on trial, I said that I figured he was a murderer. He gave me a death glare.

The judge left to get some supplies to continue cooking. While she was gone, the murderer grabbed me by the throat. I thought I was going to die, but I didn’t really care. I was only distantly aware of any consequences associated with that. The judge came back, and he stopped immediately. She made some kind of omelette topped with cornbread for herself. I was surprised by how good this looked. The trial was put on hold to give her time to eat. In the meantime, the murderer broke out of his wooden cage and escaped.

Preparing for a Master's Program

I had just graduated from college. While riding in the back of a white truck somewhere in Europe, I explained to Apheri that I was considering going to Harvard for my master’s degree. They had a school in Belgium I could attend. I still wasn’t sure what I wanted to specialize in, though… I supposed it would be a good idea to figure that out before applying anywhere. Apheri didn’t have any suggestions to offer.

Mount Khragastag, Dream Bank, and Borders

In this dream, my dad opened a dream bank on top of Mount Khragastag. It was built on top of a series of towers which were supported by a massive, stone bridge connecting the two halves of the mountain. I used the mountain as a way to improve my acrobatics. I kept jumping off the edge of the mountain and teleporting back to the summit. When I realized I could jump from a higher elevation if I climbed to the top of my dad’s bank, I wasted no time in getting up there. I couldn’t teleport up there until I had placed a tracer of energy on the roof, so I had to climb up the face of the wall first. My dad saw me and asked for my help with something. I told him I would be right back to help him. When I jumped, I realized the side of the mountain I was on wasn’t steep enough to help me with my acrobatics training… I hopped the rest of the way to sea level and circled around the mountain. From the side, it looked like an alligator standing on its hind legs.

I teleported back up to the bank and walked in to assist my dad. He was submitting forms online for dream accounts. The website was really confusing, and it looked like each form would take him hours to complete. Still, he said he would get $1000 for every dream account he opened. It seemed like a pretty good deal. I told him there wasn’t anything I could do to speed up the process; he would just have to follow the instructions carefully to prevent any wasted time. I ran toward the edge of the mountain and jumped.

The dream jumped. I was sitting in the grass with Autumn, my mom, and Chelsea. A couple of people were skydiving above us. Instead of parachutes, they had hang gliders. My awareness passed into the perspective of one of the hang gliding women. She kept thinking about how free she was in the air. It was a dreamlike experience for her – one that I was glad I had experienced myself. From her perspective, I could easily see Mount Khragastag looming over the forest. She gradually descended to the ground, weaving her way between the trees. When she landed, my awareness returned to my body. I pointed out the mountain on the horizon and told my mom about the dream bank. She didn’t believe it was really called Mount Khragastag. As I was explaining my dad’s dream bank idea, a significant portion of the bridge connecting the two halves of the mountain exploded. The debris was sucked away into another world. I zoomed in on the image of the bridge and saw a red-eyed creature with brown fur standing on it. It glared hatefully at me. Intuitively, I knew this was the guardian spirit of the mountain.

The dream jumped. I was shopping at Borders. I observed a conversation between a redneck and one of the employees working at a register. The redneck kept insisting that the employees shouldn’t talk to their customers; they were far too busy to distract themselves like that. Every time the guy at the register agreed with something he said, the redneck guy waggled a finger and warned him not to slack off.

“I’m gonna buy this Millhouse figurine,” he muttered, patting the Simpsons figurines on display affectionately. He wandered off to look at books. I did the same, although Autumn and I had already spent the majority of the money on the card. We only had a few dollars left. One of my friends picked out some hentai manga. For whatever reason, my dad had to buy it for him… I felt bad for my dad. Surely, he must have felt incredibly embarrassed when the woman at the register saw what he was buying. On our way out of Borders, I asked Autumn about the episode of King of the Hill where Hank is accused of renting pornographic films. I wanted to tell my mom about it. Unfortunately, Autumn wasn’t listening. We headed back to the car together.

August 28, 2011

I don't even know. A fragment about a whore cussing someone out over a cellphone.

Last night episode of "Durarara!!" on Adult Swim was most likely the cause as there was a ugly bitch (more so in spirit) being piss over a cell phone.

I remember being out in the desert....some lady was telling me some story that I wasn't really interested in. I saw a desert fox like moments before I woke up.

Windhover's Dream

I lifted my dream hand and did nose-plug RC. it was hard to stand up so I sought for help begging "please help me.....grab my hand..." I felt someone grabbing my hand but I couldnt open my dream eyes, so I shouted (in dream) "FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!" then suddenly I was in the dream.

I opened my room door and walked to the kitchen. I heard my dad saying,
"hey if you're going outside then at least wear something nice."
"okay okay dad.."
I was wearing pajama. I knew it was dream so I tried to ignore him. then my mom said
"I heard you moaning in the bedroom"
"was I?"
"yeah you said please help me grab my hand!"
I chuckled. I slowly wore my black summer crocs and opened the front door.
I forgot to take a bus to pyramid. I instead thought taking a taxi. I found some kids getting off from a car and I said
"hey can you take me to chicen itza pyramid?"
"I cannot take you unless you have taxi pass"
I got bit annoyed so I summoned a golden ticket
"I have this super-ultra-combination-golden ticket for your goddamn taxi!!"
when he saw my golden ticket he suddenly ran to the taxi, getting ready to take me to the pyramid.

there were bunch of kids inside the car. the driver was female. she wanted me to sit in the front but the seat was very hard to get in so I just sat at the back.
this was weird. the driving scene over the windshield was jsut like the game Midtown Madness. the driver went crazy and did road rage in the highway. the taxi was invincible. however I didnt feel any impulse of a car; I just felt like watching a game scene. I asked to the girl sitting next to me,
"do you know chicenitza pyramid?"
she shook her head.
"it's built by mystery Mayans!"

anyway I got to the pyramid but the dream was unstable and the quality became worse. so I switched my 'sense of touch';sitting in a car to sitting on top of the pyramid. but it was still unstable. I was wearing white cap and black sunglasses. I went down to the ground and I saw this white-furball-creature. I dont recall how it exactly looked like but it was sort of human form and had blue eyes. suddenly I recognized him that he was named 'Zeno'. ??
then I saw a slightly blond caucasian. he was wearing winter clothes. I asked him
"are you Katsuno?"
he did not answer. he was murmuring something so I knew that he was just a DC.
the dream was getting more unstable. I couldnt summon a beacon on the pyramid so I summoned huge chocolate egg next to the pyramid.
dream scene jumped. I went into this inn next to the pyramid. my grandmother was in charge of the inn; she was the head of the building. my brother was working in the hotel. I saw some kid running around and I went into a dining room. I saw my brother, Dwight Shcrute next to him, and 'real' Dr. Eggman. Dwight was stealing my brother's tofu stew with his spoon. I got mad shouting
"you're even mean in the dream!! stop stealing his food, you bad guy!!!"
so I hit his head with white plastic slab. -__-
I went into another room. there were,,, unfamiliar people there, and I asked them
"do you know where Katsuno is?"
I dont know why, but the people looked funny so laughed out loud. some guys laughed too.
I woke up at 8:45.

Aqua's Dream

I am standing outside on a large balcony. I'm looking up at the sky and I notice that all the stars are moving in tiny circles, some flashing different colors. Suddenly the black night sky turns rainbow and I hear a robotic voice say, "Welcome to the new world." A screen appears in front of me and I have to enter all my personal details.

Katsuno's Dream

1st: I dreamed of walking in my street. Suddenly some characters from naruto came and talked to me. Kisame says he wants my head and pulled out his sword. I ran away and suddenly a man with a self-made flamethrower came and helped me. I built my own flamethrower (don't ask me how :O) and tried to shoot him. But my flamethrower was garbage and it shot in a completely different direction and burned a garage. I tried to put out the fire but the garage was made out of wood so it didn't work well. Then Kisame came again and attacked me. I evaded and woke up.

I remember having another dream and maybe it was shared but I totally forgot it

Note :
Me talking
Midget talking

I´m at the gate of a big white house, I fly above and see an old water place in the garden, I try to summon an octopus in it. Does not work. ¨There used to be octopuses.¨ Says a little man behind me, sitting at a garden table.
-¨Where can I find the octopuses?
-This is none of your business.¨
I see a key on the table where the small guy is sitting.
-¨Does this lead to the octopuses water place ?
- Not tellin´ you.
- What part of my personality are you ? what do you represent ?
- Nothing, I´m not telling you.
- Why won´t you tell me ?
- I don´t have any interest in helping you girl, get away from my house now.
- You know you are just a dream character and I created you ?
- I don´t care. ¨

I grab the key on the table but the midget fight back. I push him and he falls over. I can see two locks on his chest. one big in the center of the chest, and one smaller where the heart should be.
I open the middle one and find a big book in his chest.
-¨Don´t read this I don´t want you to see me naked ! ¨
The fist page is illustrated by a young boy climbing in a tree. The legend says ; ¨This is how I escaped a thousand soldiers.¨
The other pages are only illustrated and show the midget (with a normal adult size) singing naked in a jail´s shower. The rest of the pages are picture of the man becoming smaller and smaller.

Notes Non-Lucid Lucid

Hi, this is my first entry here. I've been having several dreams so far, but forgot to record them here. So, I decided to start now. Considering I just had my first lucid dream! I doubt I'll ever have any more. But, still. Anyways:

Dream 1:
I honestly can't remember how it started. I just remember it was me and 2 other people on a four-wheeler going down a busy street. We were dodging everything very quickly. As we were going, I was telling them that I had had a similar dream. Which is weird, because I have had a similar dream. Anyways, it skips and I'm now driving. I drive into a tent that looks like the ones they have at a circus. I park in a place with a bunch of picnic table and bounce the four-wheeler a few times for no reason. Then, I look in front of me to see a lot of girls in some kind of translucent, big, bathtub thing with no bottom. Anyways, they say something about dancing and start climbing on top of each other. Then, I woke up.

After I woke up, I laid there for a minute then tried to go back to sleep. As I was going to sleep, I randomly started saying "I will remember my dreams." for some reason. I was saying that in my head a few times. and I went into a very weak sleep.

Dream 2:
It was weird, I could still slightly here the tv in the living room from my bedroom. And, I was also still asleep. Although, it was a very weak sleep. Anyways, I was on a tall mountain with grass on the top. I was staring at a very large griffin-looking thing. I was wearing some type of armor with a weird helmet. He leaned his head down towards me and said something along the lines of: "This is a dream and you will remember it." He didn't say that exactly, but that basically summed up the few sentences he actually said. He then blew my off the cliff. I hit the side and rolled little of he ways downed. When I was at the bottom, the perspective switched to third-person for a few seconds to show my helmet and me grunting as I stood up. Then, I was slightly lucid. I tried putting my finger through my palm. I had to push slightly harder than expected, but it worked! I could see my finger stretching the back of my hand's skin like putty or something . I said "Oh shit!" Which is weird because I don't cuss out loud in real life. And, if I do, I always say it in my head. After that, I looked at my fingers. I had at least 3 more fingers on my right hand. And, I didn't even pay no attention to my left for some reason. I then looked out towards a overgrown pasture. After that, I woke up.

As I woke up, I said "No!" in my head, and laid in my bed for a few seconds. I was pretty happy after experiencing just that little tiny lucid dream. Now, remembering my dreams, I see that I need to work on a better dream recall. I have trouble remembering what people say. Other then that, I can remember a good bit of the scenery and such. Also, I'm not too sure when I'll be posting another dream. It may take me a while...

i drempt i was out in the nsow going up a montain and i used weed and as i was going up a mountian ijust sat their scared tro[[em mits and the ride never ended. later irobbed a bank with a cop nd the cop got me. i was in jail for a lil at grandmas house nd she apolagized to matt. i was stryen to rob some grandma at st dunstand but they found out, mom nd shelly were like wtf nd i walked out nd it was all rainey nd iwas taken to this fancey british jail where i asked if hot girls could come obver

I was in a huge Halloween store with my brother and my mom. We found this life size horse costume that moves. The front was robotic, with a control panel on the side of the horse's face used for moving. My brother got into the back of the horse costume and I walked near the head and controlled the direction. I wondered how much this costume costed, which probably was a lot. When we got to the exit my brother got out of the costume and we left.

A little later on I was at my dad's house. Everyone was preparing for hurricane Irene. I was using my iPod, but I put it on hold and went in the shower. When I got out, my little brother told me that my mom called and said to get my other little brother at his friend's house up the block.

Prisoner of Love (FRAG)

I was either in a prison or a intensive camp and I was flirting with this one girl. It counted that I was in a thing with this girl bt then later on I was seen flirting with another girl and then the first girl came in and saw me and was all piss so then I was trying to win her back and things but none of it worked. The camp (i'm going with camp) counselor kept trying to gently get me to stop because nothing seemed to be working but I was stupid and stubborn and kept trying and ended up doing more harm then good. There were magical aspects of this dream but I can't remember them...

Camp Delights

Me and my friends Nick and Frankie were driving through the woods when we stumbled upon this campsite. It was cool because we were at the top of the hill and the campsite was further down and there were 2 paths, one was a straight down path and the other was a swirly san fran hill path. We took the straight. When we got to the bottom I'm pretty sure there were multiple buildings but we decided to be squaters in this one building. It was full of normal things that happened somewhat strangely-the one I can remember was when I got hungry, I would get a pancake from the closet, put it on the bottom side of a skateboard deck and snap the part of the deck that was holding the pancake off of the rest of the deck and use it like a plate. I did this twice. Then I saw an old person in red walking quickly away. He saw me and we had to get out of there as soon as possible. We all ran out to the car but there were these three small 8ish yr old kids who were hanging off of Frankie and he had to violently push them off. We started the car and went on the swirly path up the hill because surely the old man would have called the cops and they were headed down the main st. I was in the back seat and there was a blanket that I was trying to get under wile still watching what was happening on the outside. We passed these strange tank like machines that I knew were for construction and then I woke up.

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