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I was playing music out of an ipod with built-in speakers. It was the old kind, not the touch kind, at it was really bulky. It was the same height and width as usual, but it was really thick. The speakers were visible as little holes surrounding the scroll wheel.

I was in my room and decided to look out the window. I saw that it was snowing and I knew that it wasnt the time of year. I did a reality check to see if I was dreaming. I become lucid and decided to go to the frosty lands. I spun around and pictured a big snowy wodner land. I then couldent open my eyes after i stoped spinning. I tried to open my eyes. The dream ended.

I had to write an essay and it was partner work, so i went to my friends house and turned on his computer. i remember the homework being about homework. I was going on FB on his comp. I signed in and there was no notifications, so i signed out. Soon my friends came in the room and we started our homework, i dont remember much after that.

I was buying cake at some fast food cake store (wtf). And i bought some flavor (i have no idea which one). So i ate it and went off to the next store. it was also a cake fast food store and i bought another cake. The flavor choices were chocolate, vanilla, pink icing and blue icing. I chose blue icing and devoured it.

I then appeared at ANOTHER fast food restaurant and i was ordering fries. My ice skating teacher was there giving the orders. She was as nice and funny as she was IRL. Whenever someone in front of me would order something, she would crack o joke or laugh. Soon the person in front of me ordered 15 Dr Pepper cans. So she started taking all the coke cans, popping them open and dumped them in the sink, while sarcastically saying oops over and over again. I was like wtf is she doing as the dream faded.

Hey!
So this is the beginning of my DJ which will soon be filled with awesome Dreams!
I'll start it by writing the dreams I had yesterday. For all you readers, I hope you'll enjoy it

Lucid ; Non-Lucid ; Side Notes

1st.
I was viewing a video game (Clonk) and I played with another person together. I remember exploring the landscape and destroying stuff and so on. Then the dream scene changed. I was now at a building which looked like a underwater-house made of glass. There was some kind of party and music playing and I was with 2 people (1 girl and 1 boy as far as I remember). Then we wanted to walk into the hall where everybody was but near the door was a huge man eating snake which chased us. We went into the hall and the snake killed some people. When we reached the door the dream somehow repeated but this time the snake got me and the dream scene changed again. The rest is only foggy but I remember Batman and some kind of creepy creature which made me wake up.

2nd.
I was in a city I don't know. I was inside a huge villa with a swimming pool and so on. I remember talking to the father of a friend of mine and then I walked into the huge garden. There was another guy talking to me (I don't remember his face) and we walked around the pool and such. Then I was at a train station and saw a train passing by with some people sitting on top of it. I walked into a train and the dream scene faded again. I then was in a huge city at night and I just ran across it for fun. I remember trying to do parkour but I found no fitting spots. Then I woke up.

I remember being at a best buy, and I had a PS3 controller in my hand. It was a remote for this hologram that walked around the store. The guy was about 5 foot, and it was pretty fun.......recall is jacked up so.......

I'm pulling swords out of thin air, specifically clouds buster sword. I did a scene change by laying in the grass face first, and melting through the ground. The next scene I saw two samurai looking guys who were unarmed. Of course they wanted to fight, and they were laughing at the huge weapon I had. I threw it away, and tried to pull out another....didn't work. I tried again, and I pulled out this deep black sword with japanese writing written down it. (it looked similar to Aurons) I don't remember much else other than fighting them bare handed....

I am praying to god that I am using this system correctly.

Notes:
*Gone to bed around 1 AM but due to my father not shutting his trap fell asleep around 4 AM. The sound of my dad voice could turn my mood from happy to depressing...The biggest turn off for me EVER. I don't hate my dad though we not the best paring in the world...It is just his voice....
*During this time I think my body fell asleep before my mind.
*Woke up around 5:00 AM
*Was hungry the night before but out of laziness and mood ate nothing.

Dream:

I was dreaming of being in (or just looking at) Maplestory FreeMarket. This was one of the last pictures I looked at that night: http://www.basilmarket.com/show/scre...ts_clean_.html

The area is backwards due to game version (MSEA compare to GMS) which I recall it was the same in my dream.

I was in my dark room and I decided to go to my living room which was also dark as hell. I walk back to my room which the door was open less then halfway. I heard a toy robot (which I didn't see but got an image in my head of what it look like...I just now recall where it came from, it was from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood where Al became depressed) and for some reason it was scaring me. I ran to to living room to turn on the light (lamp) but I notice the robot was going super fast and I was going nowhere for a small house.

[Lucid]
Surrounded by darkness I couldn't care less about the toy and try to go from running to flying (Super Sonic style) but notice that I am waking up so I just woke myself up. I basically told myself "screw it, I will try it next time."

[Awake]
Sleep paralysis kicked in...

All of this time I thought it was just my body being lazy...When I think of paralysis I was thinking of not being able to move no matter how much you try which is somewhat true...But to me...It was more like your body is just too lazy to move.

The window which I can't see out of have a UFO kind of light...I was saying "eat me, eat me" though sleep paralysis wouldn't let me speak.

Here a little note about myself. Eat me is a insult, "kill me", "eat me", basically "have your way with me" but not really sexual though I guess it could be, "possess me" all in one. I am a little suicidal when it come to dreaming (which is funny as in life I wouldn't dare to take risks) and I often couldn't care less.

One dream (not sure if it was recorded or not) I told a demon to "fuck off" while giving it the finger just so the demon to kill me in one fast attack...Yea...

The window didn't have any bright lights when the paralysis wore off.

Now that I know what sleep paralysis truly is now, I now can use it.

I am a grandfather!

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Yesh.

I am hoping I will be able to edit this post for importation information like dream signs in the future.

Edit: It seem like I can indeed edit but this system have a description area...I still keeping this post for the reason above. The description should just be that, there no need to list all of my information on it. So with this thought I believe I am using the system correctly and did ok. Yay.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Alright, few nights ago I had a nightmare about a huge black monster. Looked almost the same as the drawing they did in "Insidious." Anyways Monica's going to fix a bachelor party for her friend and she told me about manly strippers last night. Ofcourse I have a dream about one...

00.30: Sleep

11.00: Fragments
*I'm holding tryouts at my friend G's parents house. It's like they have to armwrestle me and I have no idea why. Anyways one guy wins, his Swedish sucks. We're going to have a competition of some sorts.

*I'm playing poker and people are letting me win. I win big.

11.00: Chased
I'm with my brother Martin and Monica I think. There's a huge guy next to us, and all of a sudden he rips all of his clothes off and starts dancing. A stripper! He has a huge dick and swings it around, it smacks onto my leg. "What the fuck dude" I say and jump back. He starts dancing towards me. I run.

I'm a pretty fast runner, but he's always a couple of feet behind me. I run up stairs and open doors and try to hide, but somehow the stripper isn't fooled. We arrive at where we started out at and I give up. Luckily he had the same thought and tells me I'm too fast for him. I start taking a shower and my brother too. When I dry off I look in the mirror and see that I have long hair, almost down to my shoulders.

"Dude, you need to cut your hair, that is not cool" my brother tells me. I have never had long and straight hair before, so I play around with it. "What, it looks cool" I say and make it into something fit in a manga. Actually I look kinda like a girl in this hair I realise. I figure that what's my brother meant. I look closer and see that a few black heads and pimples have been photoshopped. My brother laughs at me and I laugh with him.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Man that was a weird ass dream...

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

14-07-11 I run into Mark, we do the standard ”well it has been quite some time etc.” so how was it at EIMS. He replies that all the old ones have gone, Johan is on the run cause he has done some shady stuff and Tim Smith has died. I tell him well at least he is doing well with his new job.

Obama's Court:

This dream starts off as me in court. I don't know why I'm there but I do know its for something unimportant. This court is HUGE! Its like a IMAX movie theater but replace the chairs with podiums and the screen with a judges bench. Prez Obama is hearing cases and this place is full. I feel I've already been here for hours and I'm not going to wait any longer. I have a simple question... not a whole case. I decide to approach the bench. I get about 15 feet away from my podium and a little old black lady stopped me. She wasn't a judge or bailiff, but maybe a clerk or something. She ask me "Sir, why do you have a bathroom scale with you?" I responded "The same reason anyone would have a scale... To weigh stuff." I turn around and head toward the judge. She yells "Sir, You can not leave this scale at the podium, you have to take it with you."
I ignore her and continue to the judge. She then screams "Oh My GOD!!! He has a BOMB!!!!"

I turn around and say "What? Its just a scale." And now she's causing a scene. Screaming "Oh my god, Hes trying to kill us." "Its a bomb in that scale" "Somebody call security!" "He's a terrorist"
Now people are starting to take notice. Everyone's looking at us, even judge Obama. They all look concerned that I might be a terrorist, but no one really believed the scale was a bomb. She Then falls on the ground, kicking and screaming "Don't blow us up." I'm so done with this woman. I take the scale, rip it apart, show there's no bomb, and throw the pieces at her. I then realize Its 5:40 pm. I was supposed to pick my son up from school at 2:30. "S###!!!" I run as fast as I can, Jumping over people and podiums as I exit the door....


Motorcycle game

I am now at the train station. Its looks like something from Tron Legacy. There are many stories and stair cases in this train station.. But I never saw or heard a train. No walls, just blackness. The entire structure looks like solid concrete. It was really busy here. There was a game today. I'm not sure what the game was but the fans were acutally the players. Everyone wore their team jersey and hat. They carried motorcycles on their backs. The bikes were the size of a gym bag, but when they put them down, they were normal sized. I picked up a bike to get to my sons school faster but I accidentally grabbed a bicycle. I was no longer in a rush to get my son... Then I awoke.

Hours of sleep: 11 (!)
Vividness: 4/5
Recall: 2/5

I'm flying around the land in a plane or something. It seems that this plane is really small and there is just room for two guys. We fly around and we are looking for something. I'm the copilot and look at the RADAR. There is something approaching us.
I scream: It's coming towards us!
I see there is a dragon flying with high speed towards us. The pilot makes a looping to avoid it but it gets touched by the back of the dragon. We get heavy turbulences. We fly through the sky, doing the weirdest flight-manoeuvres to avoid or attack the dragon. The plane gets near ly destroyed, the pilot dies and I get out by a parachute.
I'm in a sort of plane, half dessert. I meet some African people. They are building some fences against an army who will attack them in a few minutes or so. I leave the pace with a Jeep and I end up in a city, that reminds me of my home-town.
It's a bit weird cause now the surroundings are covered with forest as in real life.
I have a map and search for the place on it. I know that they are some evil teenager who are looking for the treasure as well to gain more power.
So I get involved in a race, there is a DC joining me. We go towards the forest, taking the train as blind passengers. When we finally get to place, the evil teenagers appear. They are driving a car, but it's made of paper. They have the treasure (but I don't know what it was) and we get into a fight. I attack the car who starts to drive, and I easily demolish this shitty car. So they cannot use their car any more. I manage to capture those bastards. We ban them through a portal or something like that.
After our revenge, I want to put the treasure back or even better destroy it. But my partner doesn't want to, because we could present us as savers against the evil so we get a lot of attention, a lot of money and a lot of women. I'm tended by this idea but I manage to explain him why we can't. So we finally destroy the treasure, but I don't know how.

We get back ad we are in school. There is a class and the students there ask us where we have been. My partner wants to tell something, I feel that he wants to talk about or adventure, but he ends up saying:

DC partner: Well nothing special. we forgot some stuff at home and the train was late. As usual

I'm happy that he says that. A teacher gets in and starts class

A bit weird, even for my standards

I post this dream a part, because it contains some sexual/offensive stuff.

I'm in my old school. I look at a poster but can't read anything. It's cold an grey outsides. A very sexy girl (we used to go to the same courses) walks towards me. She swings her hips and moves very slowly towards me. I'm not really noticing her, because I'm trying to decode the poster. She starts a conversation with me:
- Did you noticed that I lost my pants a few seconds ago?
- What?
- I said: I lost my pants and revealed my sexy body but you didn't noticed it. But in the meantime I put it on again.
I'm looking down and see that she has still her pants. I think she made a joke so I said to her:
- OMG, Why didn't you informed me previously? Now I missed my chance to see you half-naked.
She smiles and says:
- There is something I want to add: while losing my pants I fell on my ass and now it hurts so bad. But I know something what we can do to forget about this "incident".
She gives me a challenging look and whispers something to my ear. I don't hear it, but I already knew what she's going to say
She comes very close to me, I feel her hips against mine.
- You have to know that I can still put my pants down, just for you, so that you can see what you missed..., says she
I realize that nobody talks in this way, that this can't be real.

I immediately awake. I don't know what to say nor what I have to think about this

Background
Dream
Lucid

Just before bed I read a story about a soldier that lost is hand by grabbing a grenade that went off. I looked a lot of other pictures of amputees ranging from missing all limbs to missing a finger. Then I watched some Tv then fell asleep on the couch. I wind up in my room sitting on the bed. I look and my hand and realize a finger is missing. Just as I'm starting to freak out about my missing finger I blurt out "Wait... This is a dream. I'm dreaming!!!!" I'm over come with excitement. It felt like finding $1000 on the ground. I got so excited that I started to wake up. Now I'm walking down a busy street. I thought "NO NO NO, Stay sleep, Focus Focus..." I look down at my feet and as I do, a woman less than 10 feet in front of me disappears. As im concetrating on staying asleep, Im watching my feet take each step. I notice that everything is disappering. The buildings, people, cars, everything is fading away as they sink into the ground. The sidewalk is changing before my eyes from the normal grey to brown cobblestone walkway and spreading across the entire world. As i'm still looking at my feet I think "I wonder if I can fly." I pick up my feet and begin to float. I'm going at the same height and pace as I was when walking but I'm FLOATING!!!. I can speed up and slow down but can't go any higher. Right then I thought "Find a hot woman Now!!"

As I look up the sidewalk drops off into the ocean. There's about 50 to 60 feet of ocean between the sidewalk and the shore. On the beach, there are about 6 people. One is a HOTT!!! Brazilian woman, tall, Thin.. Thick in the right places, curly blonde hair. We talk very briefly and start making out... After a few seconds she pushes me away and says "My boyfriends over there." and walks away. I'm thinking "Ummm... NO! That's not how this works... This is my dream... F*** your boyfriend." As soon as we start making out again, I wake up, in my bed, Thinking "That was freaking Awesome...." Only to later REALLY wake up (on the couch). FA

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I don't expect anyone to have any interest in reading this. I'm just keeping a dream journal as a task to help MILDS.

Last night I drank two glasses of Peppermint tea before sleep.

In the morning I dreamt I was travelling from West to East Timor. The lady in the ticket booth gave us a choice of plane or glider. Glider was 100 bux cheaper so I took that. We took off, towed by a plane, then we were on our own. In the dream, the landscape was arctic. Icy, glaciers and icebergs. I've rarely seen so much detail in a dream. The ice swirls looked beautiful.

The weather got bad and the glider had problems. I regretted not springing the extra 100 dollars for the plane. I mean, this was my life. the glider went low but the pilot kept control.

We stopped on the ice flow, and I chatted to someone living in an NGO in a small town in the middle of that massive ice field.

We took off again...

*

I woke up.

Later I dreamt I was with a friend of mine, but his appearance was completely different from RL.

That's all for now...