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I had this one last night (or this morning?)

I woke up at 10:37AM. I got out of bed and heard my parents downstairs playing Wii. So, I grabbed my yellow sweatshirt and threw it on (it was cold) and went downstairs. When I got there my parents were playing a game where you were a gorilla and you had to turn a sweater into a baby gorilla so that you could nourish it. Both my parents failed at doing so but when it was my turn I succeeded, and when I did Tyra Banks walked on the game (she was a part of the game) and said that I needed to race her on roller skates in the safari in order to beat the game. So the race began and I was running in place (because that's how you skate on Wii). The terrain on the game was very rough and I could feel it as I was running. There were objects that you had to run into that would either help you or slow you down. The objects that would help you were the lip stick case, the mascara case and any other type of makeup case you can think of but the crying girls that just stood there would slow you down if you skated into them. I remember having to jump over trees and fire trucks in the race. At the end Tyra won with a time of 2 minutes and 32 seconds and I lost with a time of 2 minutes and 36 seconds. I remember being very angry because I've lost by only 4 seconds.


I also had another dream but I don't remember much of it:

I was in a town that was ruled by a not "physically there" woman (it was like she was a ghost or spirit). She told me her secret to the "expanding mushrooms" and I was to pass it on to her son. I found her son trying to cross the expanding mushrooms (they would change size constantly going from big to small in the same pattern). I had to jump across some of the mushrooms to get to him but he wouldn't listen to what I was telling him. His servant came out then onto our mushroom, which happened to be blue, and said that he should listen to me, so he did, and together we went under the mushrooms and lifted them so that they just hovered over the air instead of being grounded into the earth.

Haven't posted a dream in awhile, been too lazy. Finally trying to pick it up again..

There are just a few fragments from last night.

School Confusion

I was in school, like most of my dreams, only this time everything was set up really confusing. There were jungle gyms set up around the school and the stairs were really messed up and hard to climb. I was downstairs standing by a table where some of my friends were sitting. We were all in free block, and for some reason I had just figured out that I could actually sit by them during free block instead of sitting alone in the cafeteria. I was so confused by everything and I didn't really know what was going on. I was going to go back upstairs and get some homework to do but the stairs were so small and skinny that I lost my balance and almost fell. I looked like a total idiot as people behind me were giving me weird stares. I finally managed to get up the stairs when I saw one of my teachers breaking a window by repeatedly smashing it with a stick. Glass was flying everywhere. There were holes all over the floor and I was scared that I would fall so I went on one of the jungle gyms and jumped out of it, only to land on a bunch of tiny pieces of glass! I screamed in pain and everyone stared at me and my teacher was like "Hey watch out! I have to clean that up first!" So I hopped away from the glass, took off my shoes and socks, and pulled out microscopic pieces of glass from my foot. Then I walked a few more steps and appeared to be in Target. I saw my parents there and called them out by their first name so they would hear me and then we walked around the store for awhile... That's all I recall.

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Hello DV. I am now resuming my dream journal. I will be posting once a day as often as I can. I will also post any OBEs I may have. This will be copied directly out of my student workbook with an addition of my missed dream signs on the bottom. Happy dreaming and enjoy.
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Nasteh (frag)
NON-DREAM NON-LUCID LUCID
I was watching some weird show that had a whole bunch of, well, weirdo nymphos. One of the characters walked into a room and there was a naked dude wearing some fru-fru scarf, a whole bunch of half top-less women, and bedrooms closed with people in them. A women walked out of them wearing a robe and four guys in suits followed. I shuddered and muttured to my bro, "These french anime (lol) shows always have p3nises and stuff."
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Sniper Job for Cripples
NON-DREAM NON-LUCID LUCID
I was walking with Rachel out of the school, and she was helping me out since I pulled my hamstring and the school had no crutches left. She was too damn busy texting and she almost ran into high schoolers. One of them asked, "HAHA! Are you two together! You're so little!" We both said "NO!" but Rachel added, "Not yet..." quietly to herself. "Wha! Not yet!? Well then when?" She stared and tapped at her phone. "Listen to me! We can cross now! HURRY UP!" She let go off me and ran across the street! "NO WAIT! Damnit..." I hobbled quickly across the street ignoring the looks I got from random streangers. The electronic sign on it read [WOMEN] in bold orange letters. Rachel was already gone, so I inched over into the parking lot. My friend told me to hop in his car and handed me a weapon. I shut the door behind me and he said, "I need you to shoot down that man. It has to be drive by, this guy's friends will chase after you." I nodded. My weapon was a sand camo light rifle with a short range scope. I pulled the trigger and it shot a nano bullet into the window. "What kind of gun is this?" I asked. He didn't answer. We started to drive and I rolled down the window. I aimed and shot his chest, and his friends started to chase us. We were already pretty far away, so I shot each of their feet as we drove away. A superviser from the school started to chase us with a phone in her hand.
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Dream Signs Missed:
(1) French nympho anime characters.
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(2) Walking home crippled with Rachel.
Rachel ignoring me while texting (her phone doesn't even work).
The big orange sign that read [WOMEN].
Getting a job as a sniper.
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01/09/2011

Kindergartener Quiz (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

In this short dream, me and my family were visiting my elementary school for some local event going on. (A reasonably common occurence, given our small town) For some reason there's a circular pattern of bleachers, like a bullseye, set into the middle of the gym. They go down and form a sort of pit. I'm on one of the upper bleachers with my family for a while, just taking things in. There was something going on here, but I don't remember was it is.

At some point I scoot down towards the center where all the elementary kids are. There's one smart little girl in particular there. She must be in kindergarten or something. One guy keeps quizzing her on standard basic knowledge for kids that age, like the colors of the rainbow, what's 2 + 2, and such. Then he asks a slightly tougher sort of riddle, that went something like this:

Him: Okay. "A" only likes straight lines, "B" only likes measurements, and "C" only likes ones. Who are they?

Girl: Well, A is a square, B is a successful measuring ruler, and C is a one!

(This riddle made perfect sense in the dream, but I realize how silly it is now. And yet, you can't argue that those would be "correct" answers.) After that exchange, I woke up.

Fragment: I am in English class and the teacher says we can watch a movie ONLY if we did our homework. I'm because I did my homework last week.

Law and Order Dream: I'm watching an episode of Law and Order. (I've been watching Law and Order non-stop on Netflix lately.) In the episode Olivia Benson is on the case of a man who is supposedly brainwashed into killing orcas. She believes him and as she is in his car she finds a book about how orcas stink and whales rule. She realizes that he has been pretending to be mind controlled so he could kill innocent orcas. I wake up.

09.01.2011

Galactic bus driver (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Preparation:
Approximately two glasses of water. Did walking meditation and sitting meditation for 15 minutes. Did the affirmation and visualized for 10 minutes. Fell asleep at 11.45 PM

First dream:
Did not recall a thing even though I woke up naturally after one but I remember hearing some upbeat music.

Second dream:
My father scolds at me and tell me how much better my little sister is than I am. I get mad, go into the bathroom and lay on a strip of carpet than can be found in my apartment's kitchen IRL. The carpet is wet and I can see only myself (I am wearing the pyjamas that I wore to bed) and the carpet but everything else in the bathroom is black. Once I have cooled down and come out, I see my little sister and my grandma looking worried.

Third dream: Galactic bus driver
I am in space (yay! an interesting dream for once). I front of me I see many clouds of galaxies set on a black-purple blackground with the purple radiating from the middle of the picture. I see a galaxy that looks like a white cloud and a yellow galaxy with orange dots in it. They look three dimesional as opposed to pictures of galaxies IRL that look more two dimensional and the shapes of the galaxies in my dreams wouldn't be scientifically accurate. Looks a bit like the galaxy view in the game Spore actually.
I am a 'galactic bus driver.' At the moment I am stationary and I believe that Pascal is sitting behind me although I cannot see him. I push a red knob to my right forward and the bus accelerates. We speed past galaxies in mere seconds. Woah must have been going 'beyond' the speed of light!
I am near a restaurant in space but I am sort of stuck between two other buses with a lot of tourists in them. So I honk at them mischievously and drive off to park. Round about this time I hear my phone alarm which is really loud and interrupts the dream. I think that it is my phone in the dream and I see it on a table suspended in space outside and I start to worry that someone might steal it.
I park in front of the side entrance of the restaurant which looks dark on the outside but I can see warm incandescent light coming from the inside.

NON-LUCID LUCID
i started already knowing i was dreaming
I am standing on a hill everything is red and black(similar to my avatar). I see a tornado like black funnel in the distance and run to it. About right as i reach it i realize it is creating a town. And mix of a a carnival and a mid-eval town is created around me. I am standing in front of a man and next to him are a few balloons, i look over to the balloon and feel sorry for it. I talk to it ( in a way i would talk to a dog or a baby) and ask it where it would like to live. Then i see a house in the reflection of the balloon. It glowed golden. I knew what he meant. He reflected the house he wanted, i turned around and, sure enough, the house was there and the most colorful thing in the dream. It has a beautiful and surreal golden glow to it that was unlike anything i had seen before. It looked about 3 stories tall and it was very imaginative, it reminded me something i'd see in a Disney creation (which is strange because i can't remember that last time i saw anything Disney related).
Sort of like this but not pink and taller:

It's door was open, warm and inviting. I grabbed the string on the balloon and said "YES, lets go!" I run to it, it's about 40 feet away. Once i am nearly there the door slams the house becomes dark and dilapidated. Now it looked like this except the architecture didn't change.

I felt the balloons despair, as the house has seemed to have rejected us but i had not lost my confidence yet. I said to the balloon "It's okay, this is a dream and i control it and i say this door isn't locked!" I lean in on the slightly short door and try to open and to my surprise it didn't. I wasn't ready to give up but i felt this crazy sinking feeling from my back and legs, like they were being sucked away. I thought 'this must be what it feels like to wake up...'
I was wrong, i simply entered another dream but this time not lucid. :/

It was a little before school, and I decided try a new route to school. I was really hungry as well, so I decided that I would go by Dunkin' Donuts and get a donut for Joe and I. I got on the highway and in a few minutes I pulled off and tried to get in the left hand turn lane. I couldn't maneuver the car right and turned left too soon.

I found myself in an empty parking lot with a few trucks. My car stopped working. Great.

I got out of the car. In the not-so-far distance there was a wall with broken pay-phones. Everything was brown. I walked towards where the Dunkin Donut's should be and everything just got worse.

Everything was overgrown and destroyed. Houses were burnt and the windows were shattered. I was in the ghetto's ghetto. I heard a rustling and footsteps. Men were going in the house. They were dressed in black. It looked like the meeting place for one badass gang.

I attempted to sneak past this burned house and try to find a phone or something.

After finding a safe area with a pay phone, those same men came at me with swords. WTF.

"Here, you'll need this!" Someone yelled as they ran past me, and gave me a blowtorch.

...So I was now supposed to fight off a large gang of oddly dressed men with nothing but a blowtorch?

I fired my blowtorch at them, and the fire encompassed a few of them. I was pretty surprised with the strength of the blow torch, but it was still a little weak.

They chased me back to their headquarters. The inside of the buildings were the same as the outside - burnt to a crisp. I ran through the maze of blackened hallways until I came to a bathroom. There was a light on so I opened the door.

I found a young adult girl looking back at me. She took one look and slit her throat. Guess I came in at the wrong time.

I kept running until I had pretty much annihilated the freaky gang. I sprinted back out to the highway and rested beneath an overpass to catch my breath.

"Hahahaha hey dude we did it!" A man shouted. Two men had came up next to me. They looked like something straight out of a video game. The man who had just talked to me was wearing red armor.

"Yeah, we did!" I shouted back.

"Yeah, it would have been so much better if you knew that you were dreaming though!" He said.

"Right on!" His friend exclaimed.

"Wait...What?" I stammered, shocked.

Dream - Lucid

So I finally slept last night. Like really slept, none of this waking up every hour bs and not being able to go back to sleep.

As a result, I guess from sleeping so hard, I can't recall any dreams from the first half of the night, but I woke up once, turned the heat up and went back to sleep and had another dream that I can only recall bits and pieces of. It was a very long dream though.

-I had some kind of surgery done that was supposed to help me to stop smoking of all kinds, weed and cigarettes. I had stitches in the middle of my right side, in between my ribcage and hips. The incision was horizontal.
-At some point in the dream, I made out with this very butch lesbian I know in waking life. We were in a giant bed somewhere, and the room was dark.
-I kept picking at and itching my stitches, and it made them feel all tingly.
-I kept on having to pull huge wads of tar out of my mouth. It started off black, but gradually turned dark purple the more I pulled out. It seemed like no matter how much tar I would pull out, there would always be more.
-There was someone in this dream that I kept trying to find, but for the life of me, I can't remember who it was.

I was at a combination of D's house, and D's GF house, and my cousins were discussing how to hook up a stage sound system. I headed to the bathroom, and there were all theses people everywhere. I was assuming they were related to D's GF. I headed to the bathroom, which had two doors, and a couple next door was having sex. I tried to be quiet. When I headed out, the scene sort of changed to a room with a window. When I looked back, three teenage kids had crawled into the window.

I didn't know who they were, but I told them to get out several times. They said they were with some gang (forgot the name of it, but I think it started with an A) and I would be stupid for trying something with them. I tried several times to tell them to leave, and they still wouldn't. One kid started going through a dresser drawer, and I ran up to him, smashed his face against it several time, and picked him up by his throat, and threw him out the window.

This was a beachfront house, so the guy fell about 30ft before landing on the ground. I was waiting for the other kids to leave after making an example of him...and the dream faded.

January 06, 2011
A man is dying in my dream. he has been gruesomely wounded in the futuristic war where this dream takes place. To save him, the head surgeon, takes the body of a dead alien and begins to assemble the nerves of the alien's body to the nerves of the man's body. i turn away to avoid puking. i begin to talk to my troops about the next battle. the setting is a large room with no floor. instead, futuristic bridges (like from star wars) create walkways. Attachment 2013

i turn around to see the progress and the man begins to slightly move his buglike alien leg. he is amazed and so am i. A large bang come from the next room. my force and i go to investigate. at the doorway to the next room, there is a small force of soldiers in crimson and black. we defeat them but they cause many casualties. suddenly, their lieutenent enters the room. it is now only me and her. she begins to walk towards me. i am backing up into the surgery room again and suddenly remember the trap on the door. i set it and lightning crosses the doorway just like in Call of Duty: Black Ops. The dream pans out and the view darkens. in white letters, "Level Complete" is seen.

i wake up. i am very frusterated because i cant remember my dream. i am in the basement sleeping under the stairs just behind the blue recliner. David (brother) and Mitch (his friend) are nearby, groggy but awake. i try to remember more, but i can only recall soldiers in red capes. my throat hurts. for some reason there is a new years day party going on in my basement with many little kids around. i decide to play some Call of Duty missions. i play a snow mission. then suddenly, i become a character in the next mission, a stealth mission. i take out the nearest guy silently then snipe the next closest. i see a house in the distance. i run toward it, taking fire. i stop outside the courtyard and kill the guard standing watch. i enter the house and climb the winding, dilapidated staircase leading to a hole blown in the building and a sniper looking down. i am confused as to why he didnt shoot me because he is overlooking the courtyard. i continue up a ladder into the attic, setting claymores along the way. they obviously dont work because two men climb uo the ladder. i kill them and then 30 seconds later, another man climbs up. i kill him. a minute later a man dressed in all black (the others were in olive) climbs up. i try to knife him but i cant because i think i recognize him. he is bald. he kills me. i wake up.

Somewhere I think I recognize from another dream.. I am walking around Brooklyn (even though it looks nothing like any part of Brooklyn) going to my mom's apartment (???). I say I think I remember where I am, and to let me lead the rest of the way. So I find the place, and I go in to the lobby and there's people everywhere. I don't remember the code to get in the next door so I use the one from work, and it lets us in. She goes on ahead, and there are a group of guys behind me. As I'm going up the stairs, they ask if I want to smoke weed with them and they start coming towards me. I'm starting to bug out because I can't find the apartment. I'm going in and out of all these areas of the building, but the place I'm looking for just isn't there. The guys are still following me. I try to call her, but M answers and curses at me so I hang up.

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I am with some friends.. I think LE, AH, and KD.. We are in a little house (maybe somewhere in St. Augustine) and there is a couch we have that needs to go outside. KD was hitting on some guy earlier that lives across the street, and I see him walking around outside. He has glowing white spikey hair. The girls want to spray paint something on his fence, and I'm insisting it's a stupid idea and not going to be worth having to clean up and fix. While they are talking about that, I realize the couch still needs to go outside to the curb. Apparently I was jacked, because I was able to carry the couch with just one hand.

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This dream seems so nonsensical: At some graduation ceremony in an auditorium with very few people.. I recognize people I grew up with in NY and people I went to high school with in FL. The people graduating are wearing yellow gowns. I am called up to get a pink bow that I'm supposed to wear in my hair. When I get up, I lose my seat, so I sit in another area. I sit next to someone who knew my grandma D. There's a huge vat of cake going around that looks like it's made of mostly icing that people are taking, and I pass it up. "Mr. Jones" by the Counting Crows starts playing and I look up and see a girl I knew in FL, MB, cleaning windows and dancing to this song and she's gained like.. 200 pounds but I still think she's adorable. I see a neon sign for a bar, still from the seat I was in, and I say "You know where to find me if you need me!" and I leave. I feel like I disappointed the lady I was sitting next to.


*Wondering why I'm always going up stairs or an incline of some sort in my dreams, and why groups of young guys are "bad"....

Couldn't remeber anything from the sleep 2 days ago but this night I rememberd something about a guy in a lumerjack shirt and he had blonde hair short cutted. It's nothing much but still something

I'm at a revival meeting in a school auditorium, only it's a circular stadium. A man is preaching. I become aware that my attendance at high school classes consists of going to one room, reading a chapter in a textbook, and then going to another room and doing the same. (A frequent theme in my dreams.) The revival preacher is saying things with which I don't agree. A protest group enters through a door in the upper section of the quadrant to my left, and I can see them waving signs and chanting. I don't remember what they were chanting, but I know I agreed with them and started clapping. People in the auditorium don't like me because I clearly am on the side of the protesters. I'm supposed to be clapping and cheering at the preacher and being silent when the protestors enter. But that's not the way I honestly feel.

I speak out during the meeting and ask why they think it would be wrong to grow a new kidney for me from my own stem cells, especially after I've given one of mine to an ailing relative. They don't have an answer other than to tell me it's sinful and selfish for me to want one. Then when they're done ridiculing me to make an example of me, they start with a beautiful ballad-style song, sung by a lovely young-church-lady soprano with shorter, conservatively coiffed hair, about how important it is to be selfless and giving and to show the Lord's mercy, especially toward anyone who was different.

I get up and leave at that point, done with the hypocrisy. I go into the hall and realize I don't have my shoes. I see myself in a mirror as a beautiful older woman, but without shoes. I start to slide along the hallway and I suddenly have some kind of skate on. Then the floor becomes a kind of video game and there are images of electronic bricks getting in the way of my skates and trying to trip me up. Circumventing these bricks increases your score. I start skating expertly around the school - as if the hallways, which form a square, are a track - and one of the people watching says they'd love to see the blooper reel of when I started.

At this point the revival people, who are now ancient Roman rulers, come out and start a show. One of the exhibits is a man who has had a uterus implanted. He's four feet tall and they call him "Little Man". I open my big mouth and dare to ask why they'd told me a kidney implantation was impossible with me when they'd managed to implant an organ into this man that clearly didn't belong there. Then the uterus-man starts to skate too, as well as all the other spliced people, and they take over the track. I have to circumvent them while I'm skating.

Ok, today I'm having issues with dream recall, so here is what I can remember.

Dream 1- I was wearing skinny jeans

Dream 2- I was at the store with my sister and I bought some shiny silverish lip gloss.

Dream 3- I was hanging my drawings of the Skillet people on the wall, but suddenly they were dressed in the Beatles' Sgt.Pepper outfits. (I used to really like the Beatles, not so much any more )

This is all I remember. Maybe it's cause I took some allergy stuff before bed but I dunno.