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Good morning, everybody. I slept 11 hours last night. I think I'm finally over my freaking cold. And ready for a new one to get me, I guess. Ugh...

Dream #1

I was in "my bedroom," which was a lot like my waking-life bedroom, except that it had, I think, green walls and really dusty floors. The light in the room was dim, as if some faint light were coming from some other room.

I saw a very skinny roach, about 5cm long, crawl across my floor. It looked all shrivelled up and dry, blackish-grey, not like a "healthy" (eww...) roach at all.

I began to aim for the roach, to kill it. But it darted away. I looked for it and found it again, in an extremely dusty spot between some boxes and a wall. But it got away again.

I had some toilet paper in my hand now. Apparently I was going to smash the roach with toilet paper. I found the roach again. This time it was climbing up a wall.

But I wasn't exactly sure that I was seeing it. I kept squinting and slowly walking closer and closer, to make sure that what I was seeing was actually the roach.

Dream #2

I was sitting in a desk near the front of a classroom. The classroom was lit with a dim, grey light. I sat near the right wall, facing the left wall. Most of the rest of the class was facing the front wall. The room was packed with students.

Everybody was quiet and listening to the teacher. The teacher was a tall, thin, white man, slightly balding, with grey-white hair, and squarish eyeglasses.

The teacher was giving some sort of lecture which may have been on film or some kind of performing art. But I wasn't paying attention. I had a big, fat book in front of me. I was huddled over it, elbows on my desktop, "taking notes" (I.e. scribbling) in the margins.

The teacher lifted the book off my desk and presented it to the rest of the class. I saw that the title of the book was "An Essay on Art and Love," and that it was by Karl Marx. The cover of the book was like a deep blue sky full of stars, with some kind of drawing in a circle in the center of the cover.

The teacher said, "Now, you see, (he said my name) is actually reading a book! Which shows he's paying attention in class! Everybody else needs to pay attention, too."

(I obviously, however, had not been paying attention in class. I don't even remember what the teacher was talking about.)

The teacher had now stopped his lecture and was apparently walking around, checking on how the students were doing. I went back to doing my own thing, a little embarrassed and upset that undue "good attention" to me had been paraded before the class.

The teacher now addressed a young, white man with fair skin and long, brown hair. The boy wore a black, wool cap and a baggy, black t-shirt with some kind of punky, black-and-white photo-print on it. The kid was slouched in his desk as the teacher addressed him.

The teacher said, "(The kid's name, which was the same as my name), I really hope you can learn, sooner or later, to stop making smart aleck comments in class whenever I say something you disagree with. It makes the whole class laugh at me and take your side."

I thought that was an odd argument for the teacher to make against the young man. I actually thought the kid was pretty funny, even though he was kind of distracting.

(Note: I seriously don't think Marx wrote anything about Art and Love. That would seriously cramp Marx' style.

I think this book is a mish-mash of my own thoughts. I've lately been reading the porn-philosophy book Juilette by the Marquis de Sade. A lot of people say the book is just porn and justification for doing all kinds of wacky things.

Reading the book, I kind of disagree, and I've lately thought to myself that the book could be read side-by-side with Karl Marx' Capital and Leo Tolstoy's The Kingdom of God Is within You. They all three address something about the bipolarity of society.

So my dream life decided, apparently, to take that mish-mash and run with it. And now Marx is a romantic artist somehow... Okay...)

I was at some place that seemed to be quite dangerous. Everyone around me had a little badge, including me. We had guns and stuff like that. Suddenly, a large eel like thing just rushed into the area. I dove to the bottom of the tank of water and waited for it to come. I was not scared and it seemed normal. The eel was about fifty feet long and it looked like a green basilisk. I had the machine gun in my hands, waiting at thr bottom of the tank for the beast to come. I didn't notice at the time, but I remember that I could breathe underwater. Then the basilisk-like thing rushed at me. I shot at it, the water had no effect on how fast the bullets were, and I hit the thing square in the face. It died and I felt proud of myself. Everyone around me cheered and said," You killed your first water basilisk! Great job!" Then I woke up. It was a fun dream.

In the Fellowship Hall at church, getting ready for a Christmas celebration. Not sure how I got there. With all my friends from church and family. Several Christmas trees were in there, one too large for even the Hall's higher ceiling. A large mob began, there was a reason for it. It was part of the celebration but I can't remember why (unusual way to celebrate). The trees started tilting as they were jostled by the crowd and loved ones began to find each other, couples as well as brothers and sisters and other family members. I went around the edge of the crowd rather than right into the heart of it trying to find my friends when those in charge of the celebration called a stop to it. Then I could see my friends sitting in a circle on the other side of the hall. I joined them and sat down as some announcements were being made that I could not hear.

The dream took place in a huge valley with mountains all the way around in a U shape looked kinda like forge world in Halo Reach, I did not hit lucidity for a while but the dream stayed the same.

I remember my cousin Ben and my friend Bobby and I all had jet packs. My jet pack took off slow but had more top speed. Ben and Bobby's jet packs were able to make them just explode into extreme speed from standing still and they told me I needed to get one of their jet packs because mine sucks.

This challenged me and I went to a cave which was my room for some weird reason and started building my own from scratch. I was up all night and when I finished I had a full suit like from Iron Man and it was way faster than theirs.


This is a picture of me I thought was relevant.

After many flights with them, we decided to fly to my cousin Daniels house which was also a cave. We told him he needed one and he ended up getting this thing that looks a lot like the thing Jimmy Neutron drives in the T.V. show with the wheel around it and the jets on the back but it was all silver painted.

We flew around and shot at each other and when someone was shot down, they reappeared okay after only one person was left (thanks to my video game mindset).

Then I flew up in the clouds and flew back to earth and all my armor was gone and I was unable to fly again (still not lucid).

It was convenient how I looked at my hands to see if the guns were there but I noticed that my hands were all blurry and this made me realize I was in a dream (not to mention I was thinking constantly before I went to bed "I will have a lucid dream".

I was running toward where my friends had went and said out loud repeatedly "Ben and Jake (my brother) will be around the corner". I walked around the corner and there they were! There were many other people there too a lot of whom were in my church (I go to church today so that explains that). I saw Ben and Daniel (Jake left) and told them they need to help me get my armor back out of the clouds.

As we ran back to the Valley, I noticed the spot in the clouds where my armor was lost had lightning going in and out of the clouds. I said to my self, "My armor will be here" and it floated down from the clouds with a heavenly light on it (it was cool).

My armor was sparkling and shiny sliver color and looked way better than before. Then we flew again for a while and then went back to the area where all the other people were.

We flew back to the spot and I noticed a lot of people were looking at me and then looking away. I still knew it was a dream. The dream ended after successful LFS.

i listened to to some lucid dream video thats supposed to help induce these dreams. it worked.
in my dream it was dark for a while then lights flashed everywhere. i was was running on the highway. i saw scattered bikes everywhere. i saw a girl and said nice bike and took the bike.

then onto a parking lot.(i somehow lost the bike) i starting seeing random people in this dark parking lot with different colored lights everywhere as i kept running and examining people i spun out and lost control. i was crawling in a daze with the world spinning around me, lights were still flashing everywhere.
all of a sudden im on a couch with a beautiful blonde. we were at a house party
i talk a bit and then im going upstairs with her. i for some reason say i think im in love. she said she didnt want a relationship so im like ok ill just hit it and quit it.
we get to her bedroom and while we were on her bed she was an android or something. she had developed a metallic shell with a password input system that i had to crack to get in.
i input '' ..................OP''
The metal suit said input confirmed the suit opened and the beautiful blonde lay there. i put my penis in and came in one pump.
lol

Snow Dragons:

I was in a quaint wood cabin. It was nice and colourful. I walked up some steps, to the front door, and went outside.
It was snowing, although the ground was only covered by a couple of inches.

In front of me, two small dragons were playing in the snow. I never got to see them properly, and sometimes they weren't dragons.
"Want to come to a place with really deep snow?" I asked.
They said yes.
"Get on my back, I don't want you to be uncomfortable" I said, knowing they were only young, and a long journey wouldn't be good for them.
One hopped on my back.
I looked to the left - there was a huge cliff wall, sparkling blue. It's hard to describe, but all I can say is that it was beautiful. I motioned that we should go up there, so we all started flying.
Up and up we rose, me carrying one dragon on my back, and the other flying by my side. As we flew up, one of the dragons started conjouring blue torches by the hundreds, the odd thing is they looked like Minecraft torches - they flew away from him and dropped to the ground. Then I awoke.

Zombie Corridor:

This dream is from another night. I typed out the dream in my journal, but forgot to post it. But I still remember what happened and I'm posting it now.

I was in a corridor, similar to the one pictured below, except whiter and a little wider:


Somehow I knew there were zombies about, lurking in each room, ready to devour me.
I stepped into a room, nervously - it was a child's room. In the corner sat a young girl, next to a baby's cot.
"Where's your Mummy and Daddy?" I asked.
She told me she had no parents, and she was alone and scared.
"Don't worry. If we make it out of here... I'll be your Daddy. It's OK, I'll protect you," I reassured her. I didn't want any harm to come to her.
Nervously, we walked back into the corridor, and I feared for my life.
Suddenly, the girl ran back to her room.
I quickly caught up with her.
"What are you doing?" I said.
"I was scared..." she mumbled.
I grabbed a knife, knowing I would need to defend myself if we saw any zombies. I spotted a bigger kitchen knife, and took that instead. I saw my acoustic guitar, and thought it would make a good shield, so I held it in my left hand.
"Let's go" I whispered.
We shuffled back into the corridor. On my right, a door was slightly ajar. I noticed a zombie crouching inside the room, its horrible eyes glaring at me.
Terrified, we kept walking, only to have another zombie jump out at us. I tried to defend myself, but behind me, the zombie from before was swinging a cleaver at the little girl. She was helping me fight the zombie in front.
"BEHIND YOU!" I said.
I tried to move, tried to parry the attacks, tried to swing my knife, but my arms moved as if they were swinging through thick mud.
Too slow.
Too late.

I awoke.
Like I said, "Zombie Corridor" happened a few days ago. Shame I didn't manage to post it then.
I thought it was a pretty memorable and scary dream.

[INDENT][RIGHT][SIZE="1"][COLOR="#808080"]18.12.2010[/COLOR][/SIZE][/RIGHT]
[SIZE="3"][COLOR="Black"]The Brave, The Innocent, and The Cunning[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="1"][COLOR="#808080"](Non-lucid)[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="#808080"]NON-DREAM[/COLOR] [COLOR="#800080"]DREAM[/COLOR] [COLOR="#00008B"]LUCID[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[COLOR="#808080"][/COLOR][COLOR="#800080"]I was at first on a highway, where I heard from a police officer that there has been an attempted murder on him, given that he wasn't from the area, I helped him out. He said the he believes that the suspect is camping out somewhere on the highway, I needed to keep a look out because he couldn't see well at night. I pointed out a few people to him, but he said they didn't look familier. The last person I pointed out was someone I knew in real life, LT. The police officer said he didn't recognise him either, but he suddenly shouted, "Hey kid, I just remembered his name, LT!" I quickly looked back and saw L shoot the officer, but miss me, as well as not getting a fatal shot on the officer.

I rushed over and he was stunned and tried to run, but I tackled him and held him down while the police officer cuffed him, a few confused people passed and thought, "What the hell?", but we explained. He told us that he was hired by RD, a person in my class.

I was at school next day and saw RD, but for everyone's safety, acted like nothing was wrong. For this case, I needed to meet someone, but I wasn't sure who. I was riding along the highway and saw a couple of giant, full wine glasses, run by RB, a girl in my class..[/COLOR][COLOR="#808080"](Kinda wierd that I was a part of a LEGAL case and needed to get information at something ILLEGAL, such as a 15 year old supplying wine)[/COLOR][COLOR="#800080"]..RD's girlfriend. I felt bad about telling her things, since she was his girlfriend, she was distraught, but struggled through. She said if he were hiding, it would be at the abandoned quarry.

Later on up the road, I saw mine cart tracks heading out under a giant vault-like stone door. I opened it to reveal a small room with dust, ashes, a decaying skeleton, and another door. Ignoring that, I went on through the other door. Through the door there was a very large room with a strange, kinda of foamish floor and construction tools and materials around looking like something was being built. As I progressed further in I thought I heard a voice, but went on, I then heard someone laughing and ask me, "What are you standing on? Goodbye." I took a look at what I was standing on, I tore a bit of the foam off and realised it smelt like gunpowder. [/COLOR][COLOR="#808080"](Oh no...) [/COLOR][COLOR="#800080"]I ran like crazy back the the door when I heard a lighter flame and saw an explosion at the back, more and more of the floor was exploding, slowly catching up to me. At the last second I got to the small room and closed the door, the asked and bone suddenly made sense.[/COLOR][/INDENT]

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I have been a real slacker this week. Especially yesterday, when I only RC'd like 10 times the entire day. I have no real goal to achieve in my lucids, which makes it hard to stay 100% focused. The goal I have at the moment is to keep the dream stable for as long as possible. It's not a very fun one, and I'm thinking of including some playing around with telekinesis. Which ofcourse means that I have no real set goal I am focused on. Anyways I will do it hardcore during the holidays. I will try WILD out a few times, also focus ALOT on MILD.

00.30: Bedtime

05.00: In the city
I'm flying high above a city. I can't really feel my body, but my point of view is from up above. I can see a few cars racing down below. Everything's in black and white, and the cars look very old. Like it's the 1950's. The lead car heads into an alley with the others just behind him. A bunch of cop cars appear at the end, and they have to turn back. It's like a movie, and the speed increases to around 8x. I think there was an oldschool comedy music in the background aswell. Suddenly I'm standing in a ring at work, talking to six other guys. "What do you want us to do about all this nickel?" A guy asks my boss. I remember that I want to know what kind of metal the buttons on my jacket are made out of.

05.00: WBTB 10 minutes

08.15: Taxi's
I'm standing outside of my appartment building at the intersection. Behind me are two couples, and a third, much younger one arrives. Two taxi's appear and park on the sidewalk next to me with extreme skill. My friend Eric, his girlfriend Carro and Monica is about to enter one of them. The younger couple starts yelling about how they want the taxi, and atleast have their own music played. The girl is latino and I figure it's no use arguing. They usually get what they want. I give everyone a goodbye hug.

08.15: Crystaline cavern
I'm with my three friends G, Felix and Eric. We're standing on a dock looking out over the water. It's dusk, and I spot an awesome rainbow in a long natural tunnel out in the water. "Hey look! Take a picture before it goes away!" I say and points at it. G's trying to take a picture with his cellphone, but he messes it up. "God damnit, the sun reflected onto the lens" he says, trying to take another one. I can see the rainbow slowly going down into the water as the sun sets. "Aaw..." we all say simultaneously.

"Hey look!" Felix exclaims. The tunnel walls and roof seems to be covered in crystals. We walk up to the entrance somehow. The entire place is indeed covered in purple crystals, and they look amazing. Felix walks to the side of the tunnel, and finds a path behind the wall. My point of view is suddenly changed from where I am, to a point further down the path Felix just started taking. The pathway is very narrow and dark. It's got an eerie feel to it and I don't like it at all.

A few meters in, a figure suddenly leaps out from the dark and grabs Felix. He gets thrown to the ground, and I realise we've disturbed something evil. Felix quickly gets on his feet and starts running. My point of view is changed back to my original self. I am now really fat. We jump in the water and go off in different directions in panic. I go down the tunnel on a log and when I reach the end, I am at some kind of house. The evil beings are still after me and I find two sawed off, oldschool shotguns which pick up.

Walking around the house, I start to see red and black bugs on the wall. I try to shoot one of them, but nothing happens. I've got two shots in each shotgun and the reload time is painfully slow. "They indicate when they are near" something tells me. I spot a ghostly looking woman. Her long darkbrown hair stands out as if she's being electrified, and her eyes are almost completely white. I try to shoot her but once again nothing happens.

I run away as fast as I can, trying to reload my weapons. I end up on a bed in a room, waiting for her to come in. A second later she glides in. I empty the shotguns in her face, and pick up a sniper which I also try to shoot her with. No effect at all, it's like I'm shooting blanks. I just give up. I know I will die here, and I close my eyes so I don't have to see anything. I start to feel uncomfortable but soon the dream fades.

08.15: In China
I'm standing on a square in China. It's a sunny day and I've got some kind of guide with me. He's trying to teach me how to make money. "Let's trick a parking meter" he tells me and walks up to one. It looks weird, and I listen while he explains how to do it. You had to push a button which says: "White man in danger" and then cancel. I'm confused and gets a bit anxious to get caught. I take the silver coins and walk away. Behind a fence I spot a brown pokémon. It's brown and looks like a stupid cartoonish dog. 120.000 € it says on a sign.

I walk along the harbor, and remember that the food is cheap in China. I look at the closest restaurant. The prices range from 2€ to 12€. "Hmm that's not too bad" I think and continue walking. Clothing shops appear to my left, and they're packed with clothes. The storeclerks look at me like hungry dogs looking at a piece of steak. I enter a shopping mall and there are famous and rich people all around with their kids. All kids are twins for some reason, and they're wearing identical clothes. I shake my head and spot my dad. I tell him I'm about to buy some vitamins.

"That's some crap, you don't need supplements" he tells me. I walk away and enter the gym department. There are all kinds of strange machines in there, but I know I can't try any of them out because of my wrists. I see a few guys working them. I leave the place, and bump into my dad again. He's building a toy racing track with two german chicks. "Hey! Help us out will you?" one of them asks. I help them as much as I can, but there's not much space to build on. We finish the track and it ends up being very narrow and no more than five meters long.

I race with a green car and I win right away. The next ten minutes I try to race again from the top to the bottom. A crowd of people have gathered around, but for some reason I can't seem to get the cars in place. Some decoration is in the way, the cars won't stick to the track and wires are in the way. Finally when I count down, after an accidental jumpstart. It won't work. Everyone gets disappointed.

08.15: Fragments
*I'm at my grandma and grandpa's old house. There are toilets all around me. I think I took a shower...

*I'm talking to Monica, and show her all my dreams I've had. Ten of them. She thinks it's impressive.

*I'm looking at a row of different kinds of Pokémons. I want to catch them all now that I've caught one super rare one. I see a yellow car among them. I guess it's like in "Age of Empires" where you can summon laser stuff. My mom is worried about me.

10.00: Garrys mod
I'm watching Monica walk around in our house in Garry's Mod. She removes a drawer which has been put there to cover up a hole, to prevent people from stealing our stuff. She can't get it back, and a guy appears. She tries to kill him with it, but can't. I tell her to move over, and try to kill him. Her mouse sucks so bad, and I can't really aim with any weapons. We start fighting outside and I try to kill him with a rocket launcher. The missiles don't seem to do much damage, and I'm soon gunned down. I respawn and I get to kill a guy using throwing stars. I am soon killed again.

I respawn at a yellowish graveyard high up in the sky. I check my bearings and jump down where I know our house is. I land on the ground and starts walking. "Oh damn... they will steal everything we've got" I think. "Even the safe. Why do we have a safe? It doesn't have any purpose in this game right?".

10.00: Fragments
*My boss tells me I have to be moved to another working site. I'm worried about my wrists. "Don't worry, all you need is gloves. You'll be directing traffic" he tells me.

*I'm reading Monica's book. It's about a young baker apprentice in the 17th century. The girl works hard to become the best, and is praised after her first shift. "Well, that was your first shift, now you'll be walking home, smelling worse than everyone else for a change" the head chef tells her.

*My dad has just bought a large box of computer stuff for 50$. I open it up and I spot a small Qpad. "Wow this is high quality stuff" I tell him. I pick up a new mouse. It's orange and black, with a really strange, slim, deformed shape. I try it out. It feels actually very comfortable.

10.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Sucky I didn't get lucid, but I will definitely get atleast two a week now during my two week break from work. Is gonna ROCK! Lucidity here I come. Also kinda annoying I had so many fragments last night, I don't like fragments. I want full blown dreams like the crystal cave one. Awesome.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

non-dream/ dream / lucid

Eu estava em um lugar que tinha um bar e algumas pessoas (Vini M, Luan, Henrique, etc). Lembro que estava tendo um concurso de alguma coisa, assim que eu estava descendo por uma rampa de um cômodo para outro (que tinha o bar). Se não me engano, Luan tinha conseguido fazer um tipo de fósforo que não usava madeira, e por isso estava sendo perseguido por várias empresas.
Chegamos a um local que era tipo um estacionamento, mas com uma varanda onde era possível ver o céu. Era noite e dava para ver no céu o planeta Terra (bem grande), outros planetas, uma lua minguante e uma lua cheia. No momento não estranhei, apenas fiquei observando (e percebi que a África estava "descolada" do planeta). Me abaixei no chão e falei para Vini: "onde está seu Deus agora?"
Após isso, passei para outro sonho, onde eu estava na rua, junto com meu maestro e mais alguém. Comentei sobre esse sonho anterior e falei que facilmente daria para descobrir que era um sonho, pois haviam duas luas, uma cheia e outra minguante (tentei fazê-las com a mão enquanto explicava). Quando olhei para o céu (novamente noite e bastante estrelado), vi a cena novamente. Fiz o reality check de trancar o nariz e funcionou. Fiquei lúcido e saí correndo pela calçada, perto de uma construção de tijolos (provavelmente o local onde eu estava no sonho anterior), gritando que era um sonho lúcido, buscando ter mais lucidez. Havia alguém no fim dessa construção, e percebi que estava me observando (talvez Konan). Mas, antes de chegar nessa pessoa, o sonho apagou e eu acordei.

Acho que fiquei um pouco eufórico pois eu não tenho tido sonhos lúcidos já faz algum tempo. Espero que se tornem comuns novamente.

Walking through an ally with a couple other people.
A man with long black hair dress with a long black coat and chains appears in front of us a few few yards away.
Suddenly he attacks. The person beside me gets hit and a second later I too get get hit.
I fall to the ground. sand covers my face. I manage to roll out to the side.
I see the chain with some sort of blade is stuck in my shoulder. I pull it out.
A moment later the man walks up to one of the people I was with, who is uninjured.
The man turns, looks at me and say "you may not yet take this path".

This lucid was crap! but a lucid nontheless.
Baisically I was at the top of a slope and there was a big army at the bottom. 'BLAH, BLAH, BLAH DREAM!' they chanted. I then thought about this, before shouting 'HOLY CRAP THIS IS A DREAM!' then I thought - oh crap I got too excited and now im going to wake up, so I did...

Primary school, again.

Burnout: Library Escape
I am at a library, looking at some books there. I notice that some of the stuff here is for sale, it seems it is a store of some kind merged with the library. I find a pink purse with some adorable kitties all over it, so I take a closer look at it, and I am thinking it could be the perfect gift to give Alicia for Christmas. It has so many pockets, just like she likes it best, so I am really considering picking it up. Then I see the price, it is $140, and there is no way I can afford that, but how can it be so expensive? It's just a purse, it doesn't look like a name brand, and the main point is I don't have that kind of money. I am disappointed, but I walk away from the purse and head towards the front of the library. I also see quite a few books, but it seems like the really cool looking ones, the ones that look like antique leather bound books, are all for sale instead of being available to be checked out. Well, that isn't really surprising considering the condition they would probably come back in if they came back at all. So I continue looking through the library / store, and I soon find an exit where I didn't realize there was one, one of the windows is actually a door that slides open when approached. I go out through that door, and then back in, noting that I don't have to pass by the security scanners to get between the library and the parking lot. So I want one of the antique books, one in specific, and the purse for Alicia, so I pick up both the book and the purse, and I try to carry it casually over to the hidden door and then out. I am sure someone is going to catch me, in a real situation I would be caught, but here I am able to walk away with the stuff. I reach my car, but the remote keyless entry isn’t unlocking the red neon… the car next to it keeps beeping and flashing the lights. This finally is strange enough that I do a RC and find out I'm dreaming.

So now I get into the red car that my keys fit, it's a red sporty car, I'm not sure what the make and model are, but it's a small and cool looking car. I get in and drive out of the parking lot, the car has a nice bit of pickup, especially considering the size of it, so I floor it and I am driving down the street at high speeds. Since this is a dream, my car can go through any other vehicle on the road… so I decide I want to drive as if I was in the video game Burnout! I floor the car down the street into some traffic, and my car does prove to be able to plow right through other cars, even cars that are much larger than my car is… and that is fun. I see some thick traffic, where most of the cars are stopped due to the congestion, and I decide it's time to get out there and "check traffic" which is where the player takes their car and crashes through every other vehicle on the road, knocking them out of the way. I do that now, and clear a path down the road with ease, then I find myself driving out onto a pier, so I stop and get out. Enough of the Burnout game for now, so I go to the end of the pier where I see several people there. I get closer, and I see there are quite a few men together, one of them has his hands tied behind his back, and they are holding him over a tank of boiling water. One of them, looks like a judge, says he has sentenced the criminal to death by boiling, he would now be drowned in boiling water. I ask what he did, the judge says the man insulted the judge, and that is punishable by death. That seems retarded to me, but I act crazy and say I have always wanted to do that. So the executioner laughs and says I can go ahead. I go over to the man who has been sentenced, I use a small knife in my hand to cut the ropes, then I push him into the water. He swims for shore. The judge is pissed, he comes over to me and is cursing fluently. I shove the judge's face into the boiling water briefly, then I pull his face out. His face is red, with some minor burns, but I tell him he should behave unless he wants a longer dip. This is where I start thinking I shouldn't be wasting time playing with these DCs, I have goals I need to accomplish! Except right as I think that, I wake up.

Breaking News
I am at Hogwarts, sitting down at the table in the great hall to breakfast, there is a wide variety of food, I choose waffles… some fresh fruit… I look around and see Draco is sitting beside me, he is looking at a newspaper in his hands, and he gives a bit of a laugh before pointing to the article he is reading. I look at the article, but I wouldn't need to read it to know what it's about, since everyone is talking about it. It is about a dramatic escape from Azkaban perpetrated by an unknown witch in a short blue skirt and using a wand that had a crescent moon symbol on it. The only prisoner to escape was Lucius Malfoy, who is currently at large, so if anyone has knowledge of his whereabouts, tell the ministry immediately. Also if anyone has any information on the unknown witch, tell the ministry. The main picture of the article depicts Sailor Moon on top of a tower of Azkaban casting the Moonlight Illumination spell and then she and Lucius take off from the tower on brooms that seem to appear from nowhere, and both of them disappear through a strange portal. There is a lot of speculation as to what a powerful patronus Sailor Moon must have conjured, as to where they had gone to when disappearing into the portal… and in the entire great hall, there are only three other people who know who was responsible for the prison break. Asuka seems uninterested in this, but I see MoSh look over at me, knowing it was me, Draco beside me whispers to me that I made the front page of the Daily Prophet… he asks how exactly I had been able to fight through all of those dementors, he would have said it was impossible for the most powerful witch or wizard… If I needed any proof that it was a major accomplishment, just read that article again.

Umbridge Putdown
I am in the halls at Hogwarts, I am not lucid, but somehow everything seems completely normal. I am by myself as I walk down the hall, it seems I am completely alone even though there are other students all around me. They are talking about random things, such as when papers are due, what teachers have pissed them off, and plans for the weekend. I am not even sure where I am supposed to go right now, I also don't know if I really want to be there at all. I feel like an outsider. I finally spot a familiar face, it is MoSh. He is in the hall talking to another familiar person, though the other person is familiar from annoyance and outright hate instead of friendship. It's Professor Umbridge, in all her repulsive and hideous glory. MoSh is currently giving Umbridge a piece of his mind. Umbridge looks pretty taken aback, as if she doesn't know quite how to respond. I get closer so I can now hear what is being said. MoSh says that just looking at her makes him want to vomit. I decide to put my two cents worth in... I say I am actually quite impressed with Imbridge's appearance today. Umbridge seems pleased that someone is supporting her until I continue, saying it takes a lot of hard work to be as ugly as Umbridge is... unless she's a natural, but no. No one could be that ugly naturally. Umbridge glares at me now. MoSh is now comparing Umbridge's aroma to that of the worst stink bomb ever, saying Umbridge is so much of a rotten bitch that Volemort wouldn't have her as one of his death eaters... or maybe that is also due to the smell. I say it's neither, in my honest opinion. Voldemort doesn't want any of his death eaters to out-ugly him... and Umbridge could easily do that. At this, Umbridge gives a gasp that MoSh and I both said the name 'Voldemort' without thinking anything of it at all. MoSh asks if that name alarms her... because she and old Voldy have more in common than most people probably know, considering both of them have a liking of torture... Umbridge says MoSh had better have proof of that before he throws wild accusations. He says he will have no problem getting proof. Umbridge looks a bit alarmed. Umbridge says he would need a witness, and no one would testify against her. I comment that it's interesting that Umbridge is talking about proving it instead of denying it. She says of course she never tortured anyone! Too late for that now, your first reaction is what counts. MoSh says the only witness needed is Umbridge herself. She says polyjuice potion doesn't work on her. MoSh says he wasn't talking about Polyjuice potion. I tell MoSh, "M O P this time." MoSh seems to think about it. I turn to Umbridge, "I remember what Q did to you, I now do the same, times two!" The words VENOMOUS BITCH appear on her forehead, flashing in many colors, it's really psychedelic. MoSh says I can use M O P this time. Yay! Should I do it now? Maybe not yet... let her show off her new enchanted tattoo to the entire school, of course that is unless she starts causing problems. The words on her forehead have changed to I AM THE SOURCE OF THE STINK in slightly smaller but still very legible writing. I feel like snickering. To make it even sweeter, I see some vapors coming from the words, the vapor smells like a dead skunk. Awesome! The new curse goes a step beyond the old one. Soon the smell fades and the words say INSERT BRAIN HERE with an arrow pointing to the center of Umbridge's forehead. She finally says she knew we had no proof to support our lies since they aren't true. She said we need to keep our venomous lies to ourselves. The writing on her face changed to UGLY TREE just before she turned and walked away, completely oblivious to the writing on her face.

"I Kissed the Teacher!" - Bart Simpson
I am in Hogwarts, but I am completely non-lucid to the point I don't even think about the fact I am Hogwarts at all, I think I am just at a normal school and I have to get to class. The castle hallways and such I guess don't give it away for me… I reach class, I am afraid I am late, but when I come into the classroom, the instructor isn't there yet, and I am relieved. I go over to sit with MoSh at one of the tables, then I spot an adorable kitty up on the instructor's desk. I am a bit stressed from hurrying to reach class and being afraid I would be late, so I go up to the front of the room and I scoop the kitty into my arms. The kitty gives off a surprised meow as I carry her back to my desk and proceed to hug her and pet her for a bit, she seems to like being scratched behind her ears, I am wondering when the instructor would be in. I plant a big kiss on the top of the kitty's head, then I notice she is wiggling to get free, so I release the kitty, figuring I have had enough of a kitty hug for right now. The cat walks to the front of the classroom again, smoothing her ruffled fur… and then she transforms into McGonagall. o.O Since I'm not lucid, I had no idea any of my teachers could turn into a cat… and now I find I want to slide under the desk and disappear into the floor. I find myself muttering a Bart Simpson quote from a Simpsons episode entitled "Bart Gets an F," with a couple of changes… "I'm on time! I made it on time! I... I... kissed the teacher! Yuck! Ptuu! Ick!" I am expecting to be laughed at, but it seems most people are more focused on the fact a cat just transformed into the teacher than on the fact I had just cuddled that cat. Still, I think I must be turning beet red when McGonagall looks over in my direction…

I Choose You, Bulbasaur!
I am in a classroom where my recall of this dream starts, though I am sure that is not actually where the dream started. It is just the earliest part I can remember. I am lucid, and I am at the desk up in the front of the room, I am the teacher of this class. There are students coming into the room, and I remember my goal for being here, it is to be teaching a Defense Against the Dark Arts class. I remember back to an earlier class where we went over fire and ice spells, so my thought is to go for some more elemental spells. I open up the book I passed out to the class, to see what comes after the fire and ice spells… but I don't even have a spell for using plant based spells, so I am not sure why that is next in my book. Right beside the plant based spells are water based spells, it appears the two of them can be used together to make the plants more powerful. The one after the water is electric, then there is a part about how the water and the electric can be used together. I figure if plant spells is next, I had better think of something. A few things come to mind, they are pokémon moves. Pokémon plant moves such as bullet seed, vine whip, razor leaf, etc. I'm not really sure how I can make that into a spell that could create the same effects as those pokémon moves. I decide to mess around with that as an archetype for a bit, I am focused on the pokémon Bulbasaur, I can clearly picture him doing a vine whip. The result of focusing on that is that some green leafy vines come from both of my hands and wrap around each other, quickly covering my desk with thick foliage. I clear the vines out from in front of myself so I can see the class, and they are all staring very intently at my desk covered in foliage. I figure since the archetype worked, I can go ahead and try to show them some plant based spells. So I do that, and it goes quite smoothly even though I have never used the spells before, so after that, we go out to the field where we have been practicing spells to use the plant spells. While we are doing that, Nomad shows up, and he wants to show everyone how to transform, which is something they seemed interested in that when they saw him change into a desk. I know the dream continues after this, but here is where my memory of it ends.

Master of Puppets
I am in a strange place I don't recognize at all, so I look around to see where I am. The place is really strange, it looks like something out of an abstract art piece, an surreal art work, everything is strangely distorted like maybe I am in a strange cartoon. I walk around for a bit to see if I can find any sign of where I am, and I finally find a person there. I look at him for a couple minutes, he looks like a normal person, but he is in a strange position… kind of hanging there, as if he is hanging from nothing… I finally do a reality check and I realize I am dreaming.

The man hanging strangely in front of me is Malkus, though I am wondering what is wrong with him. I speak his name, I reach out towards him, and then his head jerks upward suddenly, he has a really strange look on his face. He is also moving really strangely, kind of like a robot or something like that… there is also a strange aura around him, an aura that seems to glow with a dark red glow that is almost purple or black, and it looks like a flame, like he's on fire with it. He throws some of the strange flame aura at me, I easily dodge it, but I want to see what is going on and I have the idea there is a lot going on here I can't see. I make up a corny rhyme to serve as a spell to see what is hidden, "What is hidden will now be found, dispel illusions all around." The change that happens around me is dramatic, the entire setting has changed.

While the place had been surreal, it had still been fairly bright and sunny. Now it changes into a dark version of that, looking much more desolate than before, and what I notice first is that there are actually strings going from Malkus up to some giant hand that is hovering over him, pulling the strings like some twisted puppet master. I am not sure what the thing is, but I know what I have to do, so I form Witchblade into a sword and jump into the air, it's actually more flying than jumping, and I cut through the strings that are connecting Malkus to the puppet master overhead. Malkus immediately falls to the ground, since there are now no strings holding him up, though the flaming aura remains around him. The strings are trying to mend themselves, but I'm not going to allow enough time for that, I get quickly to the top of a ridge and look up from there to see a huge person standing up there, holding the broken strings and trying to manipulate them into reforming. As he sees me, the strings are redirected over at me, moving to wrap around me, maybe he thinks he can control me, but I cut them with Witchblade before he can even try. I use the song Master of Puppets to telepathically take control of his mind, and send his own strings to tie himself up, which is clearly pissing him off, it seems he likes to control others but gets mad when someone does it to him. He is cursing at me a lot, saying he is immortal, I tell him I really don't care if he is immortal, he is leaving here and not coming back. I make that a telepathic order, then I open a portal and throw him through into a void between worlds. He'll eventually find his way back, but hopefully it will be a while. The scene around me instantly changes, and now I find I am in Masyaf again, Malkus is there, as are a bunch or Reptizars and a bunch of Assassins. Nomad is there, he says they are at peace now and having a feast to celebrate, come join the party. Instead of that, I wake up.