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Walking somewhere.

I was with my friend Rusty from Didsbury. We were going to walk somewhere in the middle of the night. The place was a road with thick woods on the side. I remembered we were going to walk without flashlights.

Aliens

I was in my house with some people. A woman pointed at a window and said saturn was close to earth. I looked and saw a big planet in the sky, but it wasn't Saturn... at least it had no rings. Then "saturn" Turned into a UFO and started beaming people up with a white light. It would pick people up and then drop them a distance. Everywhere people were running and the UFO was having fun picking people up and dropping them or throwing them with the beam certain distance. I saw the beam try to shine in the house and then everyone hid somewhere. My memory fades.

Hidden town

This was a long dream. Me and my brother find a town in between Olds and didsbury, in reality there is no town in between this 15 km stretch. Anyway my brother is Driving and we wind up in this town. I have memeories of dropping his girlfriend there weeks ago in the dream. My brother is confused and doesn't know how to leave. I tell him the route I remembered we went down before in some alleyway.

At some point we are out of the car scoping the town out. It seems there's lots of stores and even a movie theater. It Transitions to nightime and I am walking by myself. I see Asuka and someone tries to attack her, So I put her into a protective bubble while I fight off the guy. Afterwards her bubble starts blowing away and I try to catch it. Somehow i get her out of the bubble but I don't remember how exactly.

I meet up with my family at a restaurant, I recognize one of the waitresses. I am drinking a coffee and realize there's no sugar in it. I pull a sugar packet out and rip it open... But the sugar looks like rice krispies or something and they soak up the remaining coffee, somehow i manage to drink it without caring. Asuka is beside me and laughing at how silly it all is.

★★★

Why so Angry?

I Gradually became lucid somewhere. It started off I was flying around and I was trying to land. There were people below i was talking to. One guy saw me try to land a few times and not quite making it. He said flying looked dangerous. I was flying over some barren landscape. I somehow managed to land in some torn up building.

Becoming even more lucid i began to touch everything to sustain the dream. After a while of this I decided to look for Asuka. I kept thinking "Asuka" in my head and trying to open a portal. I walked through the doorway of the torn up building. I found myself on a street. I came to a four way stop and saw Asuka walking towards me. I think I said "hi" and then she turned towards a tall brown house. I didn't recognize the house and asked if it was ours. She said yes.

I went in the house and went downstairs Asuka was with me. I asked her if she is aware of my waking thoughts? She said no. I pondered how that's possible because so many times I've only thought of things me and her can do and then the next night i dream that very thing. Her answer kind of disturbed me. She didn't seem to be paying much attention to me. I then asked her if she dreams at all when she sleeps. She didn't answer.

For some reason her non response angered me. I said "OK it was a stupid question to ask." A wave of anger hit me again and I grabbed a door and ripped it off it's hinges and then I slammed it against an outside corner. Asuka ran up to me with her eyes wide. I was surprised by my own reaction and immediately began to apologies when I woke up.


FA, And i have a long and hard thinking session about the dream. Why wasn't Asuka answering me? Why was she ignoring me? how come she didn't seem to care that I was lucid? I concluded that it's a possibility that it may not have been her.

Lucid again

I remember becoming lucid in front of some weird foggy guy but that's all I remember.

Starcraft
I remember being on facebook asking a kid if he wanted to play starcraft. Suddenly he was much older and said that he lived in calgary.

Hands

I remember a non lucid where I was following asuka. She had blond hair. I remember walking up beside her and grabbing hands. We held hands while we continued walking wherever,

Who?

I remember being at a table watching Haley and her one friend.

★★★

Baphomet

My and Waking Nomad are our Shadows selves. We are riding Wolf motorbikes. We are dressed like Bikers and whipping chains around. We are Attacking a large red Devil guy and he has the name Baphomet above his head.

Music

I am listening to a piece of music and I get pulled into the music. now i am in the dream of the song Cruising along in a truck that's driving down a river. I make the truck transport all over the place... The whole dream was pretty abstract and hard to describe. A voice in my head says that this is what the architecture of music looks like.

Dog WTF

I am outside in some place running away from giant dog like thing like you see from the Avatar movie. I find a mound of dirt hidden behind a log. i hide there and one of the dogs crashes into me and then keeps running.

I get Transported to my house. Asuka And data are there. Asuka is merged with H again WTF? On the table are pictures of Cacophony. There's a before and after picture of her. the after one she looks normal without any wacky hairdos. In the picture she smiles at me and we have a conversation like i am talking on a webcam with her.

Wrong room

I am with my brother and Asuka in some weird building. We enter a room where a certain meeting is to take place. something like AA. At one point I ask where the washroom is and I realise is aw my brother already go into one. I leave the room after a while and enter a big hall that's a high rickety bridge that I try to cross.

★★★


Super WTF Dream

Starts off... 3rd person view on a bus full of assassin women. Someone is there covertly and does something with a TV screen... there's a silhouette of woman's cleavage of the screen. It draws the attention of the women on the bus. The person behind the screen then kills all the women on the bus.

now me and my brother are on the bus and are trying to drive it. We crash it near a mall. The bus shrinks and we are pushing it home. We go into the mall and go down an escalator. The bus is no longer with me. I walk by an area where someone is playing a piano. I recognize the tune and in the dream i know how to play a better version of the song than the one the person is playing.

I crawl through a tiny route back to my home. When i get there someone says i forgot the bus. I crawl back through the tiny space. It's a winding tunnel i can barely fit through. There are electrical wires sticking out and it's painful to get past them.

I Get back to the mall. The piano is now gone and the escalator is now an elevator. I get on the elevator to go up, but the button panel is a screen with guitar hero on it. I mess with the buttons trying to access the elevator controls but the guitar hero screen won't go away. Then my landlord and brother get on the elevator and complain why it won't go up. I keep playing with the guitar hero screen trying to get the elevator to go up but it won't do anything. I curse at it loudly.

Water

I'm with a couple by a pool of water. They keep telling me to dunk my head in the water. I do this and so do they.

Week long trip

Me, My brother, and someone else are in chilliwack. We are supposed to attend a funeral or something. but I don't remember going. I am forced to walk across BC to alberta.

somehow I pick up a tiny mini cycle with a motor. I spend a while driving through the mountains. I come across a town to get gas but i meet people there and I'm invited to stay with them for a night. While at their house I count the money in my wallet and it seems i have enough to get gas.

In the middle of the night I'm awakened by two people rioting outside. One person says that they are going to burn the house down. Then he says something about the people inside not having guides. I run through the rooms in the house trying to find another exit out. I fine a room with windows i can open. I don't gp through and go to the front door to negotiate with the rioters. I tell them that i do have guides and that they will protect me. One of the men says that i am free to go.

I go into the garage and get my bike. I wheel it out to the front lawn when one of the rioters approaches me. He looks engraged and I can clearly see his face. He approaches me with intent to kill. But the man behind him tells the man I am free to go so stop trying to kill me. It occurs to me that the angry man is a dreamer and the man behind him is his dreamguide. His guide tries to stop him but the man won't listen. I pull out a kitchen knife and put it against the man's neck with the dull end. But i see it clearly cuts him... WTF. I tell him he should stop. i'm the one with the blade and he should let me go without a fight... i mean no harm to any of them. The guide agrees but the man then summons an exacto knife. My memory fades here.

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17.08.2010

Tugging at Heartstrings (Non-lucid)

★★★☆☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

After murdering the Chief of Police's son (before he can murder me), I cunningly convince the Chief to adopt me and another young orphan girl when he starts questioning us.

★★★

Walking the Warrior's way.

The first of this dream is foggy. I think Don Juan was talking to me about using the right way of walking while in dreaming. something about using my feeling to accomplish this. Walking in this manner during dreams is a sure way to improve lucidity, he said.

Physical memory starts when I'm walking along some road that dives downward. on the other side of the street there is an indent in the rock that you can walk up. I walk up and down it in a cirlce. A woman is behind me. and for some reason I am explaining the Nagual to her. after a time the walk becomes more difficult to perform. My feet get heavier and I hear a clunking sound everytime I hit the rock with my feet.

WILDING in a dream

I had a fa right into sleep paralysis. I knew i was about to enter a dream. I never attempted tojolt myself from the parlysis just focused on entering the next dream. I started hearing a voice say "The next time you are dreaming you will realise that you are dreaming. Are you dreaming? is this a dream?" I tried to focus on the words but it got drowned out by music.

I was in the middle of a nonlucid. I was in some theater and a big screen was displaying an Iron Maiden concert. after a while someone shut off the screen in theiddle of a song and decided to play a movie instead. Everyone got mad and started rioting. I left the seating area and decided that If I coln't watch the concert, I would rob this place of their food. I went behind a concession counter and started ripping open bags of chips and cookies. I began eating like crazy before the dream ended.

Is this a dream?

I'm in the backseat of a car driving towards my house in olds. Ilook tomy right and see asuka is in the backseat with me. I breifly think "Is this a dream?" The dream feels to real so I forget the question.I may have performed an RC but I don't remember wether it worked or not.

Hug

I'm in some area outside on a strange planet. B'Elanna from star trek voyager is standing on a huge rock over a cliff or precipice. People are giving her hugs and wishing her well on her jump into infinity. I recall giving her two hugs.

cacophony

I'm in some crowded mall area. I walk around. I walk past a woman I think is Cacophony, but she looks different. She sort of looks at me as I walk past. A moment later she approaches me and we have small talk "hi how are you?, how are things? Everything's fine thanks" etc. There is a noticeable tension between us and she seem nervous. later on she walks by again and we have pretty much the same conversation. I feel like she wants to tell me something but is too embarrassed to bring it up.

Back at the mall

i'm back at the same place and run into another familiar woman. I become lucid and flya bit around her bu I forget what happens afterward. When I woke up I realized she was Asuka.

Lucid outside

I was someplace at nightime in a backyard. There was a stone walk way with a stone arch over some steps leading to other pavement. I was lucid right away. I called to Asuka and decided to wait. I didn't want to sit still in fear of losing the dream. I strated touching the ground trying to incorporate my sense of touch in the dream. When i looked at my hand on the ground I started counting instinctively. I stopped since usually doing that destabalises the dream. I wanted to indorporate taste next but I forget what happened after.

Another concert

I was outside at a familiar dream stage. I saw a band doing a sound check. I was staring at the guitar that belonged to one of the band members. There were extra frets on the guitar, which went well into where the pickups usually are. I then noticed that the pickups were placed to be part of the frets. It looked kind of cool. After the sound check I went to the guitarist and talked to him about his unusual guitar. He was young around my age and we quickly became friends.

Pablo

I was reading my Dream journal and saw that pablo commented on an entry. He said he saw me in a dream as an albino serpent, or a white snake. I googled his phrase and found a cartoon about white snakes. It was poorly done, but it portrayed the snakes living underground and possibly in the ocean.

★★★

WTF Truck

I'm in a truck like my dad's in the passenger seat It's driving by itself. I see it heading towards a rock face where a bunch of bombs are exploding? I kick my left leg and hit the break. I get into the driver's seat and suddenly my dad's there. He starts ranting about how I shouldn't be driving and I almost totaled the car. I said I saved the truck from totaling itself and that he should thank me, besides isn't he happy I am learning to drive for once. He said it doesn't't matter and that I'm a worthless piece of shit. He then indicates that he wants me on the street because he can't stand dealing with me at home.

H wtf

H and Asuka are merged. She's holding a tray with jello cups? they are red. And there is discussion about how this is going to make her famous.

Restaurant

I'm at a restaurant with Asuka. She orders me a large serving of Escargot? anyway it's extra cheesy so I start stuffing myself.

Lucid

While walking down a hallway I become lucid. I turn an head downstairs and See an area reminiscent of one of the places i lived in in Didsbury. I see Jen (my brothers gf" Sitting on the floor. I ask her if she has seen Asuka? (sometimes characters know if asuka has been around). She laughed and asked who that was. She asked if she was my dream girlfriend or something. I said yes, and that this is a dream. I also hear some music playing. I try to bring the focus on the music more but it fades.

I search two downstairs rooms. In the first one. Some men have a ladder and are fixing something electrical on the ceiling, but it's not the light. I ask what they are doing? They say something technical but it makes no sense. I leave and check the other room but it's empty. I briefly look in the other room as I pass. Now there are no men or ladder. Jen is no longer in the living room area as well. I call out to Asuka As I walk up the steps. I say aloud that I am lucid and if there's anything she wants to tell me, now is the time to say it. I walk upstairs thinking the dream feels almost as real as waking life. As if on cue, I wake up for real... DAMN


Old Dreams?

I'm walking down a street in chilliwack. I have memories of going into a building in an older dream and going into a flea market of some kind. anyway As I walk down the street I can hear myself playing a vivaldi violin concerto on guitar. I don't like the sound of it. But when it ends and older lady DC walks up to me and says "That was brilliant!"

15.08.2010

Eight (Non-lucid)

★★★☆☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

The aerial surveillance camera pans quickly and zooms in, tracking the movement of eight military transport jeeps as they blaze through the pine forest, kicking up light brown dirt into the air behind them.

"Eight?!" says a voice. Was it my own? "There are supposed to be nine. . . You don't think he. . ."

The boy, Achilles, stood before us, as his men removed the dark burlap bags from our heads. He begins talking gently to us, still trying to win us over, but the feigned kindness quickly turns into malicious indignation as he remarks on what all of us have already noticed.

There are only eight of us.

What happened to Crazy Tom? Abandoned? Left for dead? That's certainly what this scumbag wants us to believe. . .

I have to know the truth. So, when Achilles finally finishes his tirade and turns to leave, I make my move. Toggling Super Jump I leap into the air, higher and faster every second. Still airborne, 150' up, I turn myself back from whence we came and start the search for our comrade at arms.

Traveling at speeds in excess of 200MPH tends to get you places quickly. Soon enough, I spot an opening in the trees. I know this is where I'll find Tom. More than that, I know Achilles set a trap here. Still, that's not going to stop me.

Setting down, I immediately spot the remains of a crashed and burnt jeep, but upon further inspection I fail to find any corpses. Determined to locate some kind of evidence, I venture further into the forest, which quickly turns to swampland.

A woman's laughter echoes behind me. Could this be the trap? I ponder as I whip around toward the source of the surreal sound. There, in the pale moonlight, amidst the moss covered trees was indeed a woman, and she wanted me to follow her.

She takes me to a thin veil of vines under a large fallen tree that has created a natural archway. Beyond the green mess I can see movement and activity. It doesn't take my curiosity long to get the better of me after the woman passes through the gateway. Cautiously, I make the plunge.

The dark swamp is now a resort, with people everywhere, lounging about and in the many clear watered pools. Something is off. A sinister presence becomes apparent as several of the 'guests' and the woman from before slowly circle around me, moving ever closer.

Shaking my pitchfork at them, I shout, "What have you done with him! Where's Crazy To--" Lethargy strikes me as I feel a sharp prick on my neck. The swamp-woman is biting me, and there's nothing I can do about it. I feel drained, helpless, but it doesn't hurt. . . No. . it actually. . . feels kinda. . . go--NO! With a burst of will, I right myself and try to shake her off, but the other guests take their bites, too. . . latching onto my flesh. . . I really am helpless. . . aren't I. . ?

No. . . My struggle is weaker this time, and last only a moment. The power they have over me is remarkable. Most of me wants to give in and enjoy my demise, and the part that wants to fight, to live, is quickly fading. . .

I die, willingly.

★★★

Pre cog dream

I'm at an airport in japan with the waking life version of Asuka. We are walking down some steps and she hands me a white pen to fill in my baggage tags with She's also wearing a white toque. It feels as real as waking life. When i wake up i slightly jump from shock

Lucid


I'm walking down some street in chilliwack towards a house. I forget what happens when I get there, but at some point I'm outside one of the windows trying to find a way down. There's a ladder leading down but it's hard to reach. I am also holding onto a part of the shingle. I go back in through the window.

I become lucid. I look around a bit trying to orient myself. I think I tried a time dilation technique but it was one i never even heard of before... anyway it didn't work. I walked down a hallway and called for Asuka. My voice came out really loud and annoyed as if I was mad or something. Right away I said. "Shit, I didn't mean to yell. Asuka Asuka" at normal tone.

I found myself in a bathroom, I left, closed the door and imagined that through the door I would find wherever she was. i opened it and there was a different bathroom but no one was in there. I ran across a mirror and decided to look at myself. I was too blurry and right away the dream faded.


weird School

Vague dream about walking in some sort of school. Some annoying girl kept going on the PA every time I walked past the office and said to the whole school that I was a creep. anyway I just kept walking and came across a cafeteria. suddenly that girl was there again. I walked past her and said for her not to follow me. I wasn't doing anything wrong.
I spotted a friend from school years ago and went to talk to him I forget what happened after.

★★★

Fragment

a fragment of being somewhere with some guy?

A

I remember walking in a town with Raven Knight. The town looked like didsbury. We were following A and she looked all gothic, had the makeup and everything. At one point she looked right at me, but it was as if she saw right through me as if I wasn't there. Me and Raven sort followed her for a while.

Train

I remember running onto a train beacue someone was chasing me. outside the window I saw Asuka fly by as a ghoul. I went up a car and spotted A.

"you!" I said. "what have you done with Asuka?"

"Nevermind... what are you doing spying on my dreams?" she asked.

"I wasn't spying I am viewing my old dream records to construct a timeline of events."

"well every time you do that I have to re dream the damn thing. I thought you wanted me to stay out. And here you are invading my dreams."

"Like I said, I was viewing a record. And you're one to talk you and P gave me trouble for quite a while."

"umm that wasn't me.Those were shadow beings."

I rolled my eyes. "Shadow beings wrap around you like a blanket and suck your energy. They don't shoot projectiles at you. and you forget that I know Energy signatures. And how come after we healed you then you stopped showing up it's undeniable.But I won't fault youfor being under the influence of dark energy. Now tell me what you did with asuka." I was getting angry.

"fine... I didn't do anything to her. I'm only projecting an image.Just stay out attacker."

"I'm not attacking anyone. if anything people have done nothing but attack me. Everything i did was in self defense.Honestly you people think you are better than everyone just because you can walk into people's dreams and harrass them. Why don't youuse dreamingfor something better."

"ok, fine just leave me alone." she stammered. She dissapeared fast.

Car WTF

I remember driving down some country road. We suddenly hit a very steep part of the road that led down... and I mean vertical drop!. We went down one and then another, and yet another. On the last part down the road turned into dirt. There were yellow digging machines buried in the dirt. I crawled out of the car and slip down the dirt a bit.
Now I was in a downward cave. I spotted a shelf with pots on it. I used the shelf to climb down. At the bottom I found myself in a warehouse. Some man came outof the door to an office. He asked me where I came from.

I said I'm from above, and did he nocie weird machines stuck in dirt and roads up there. He gave me a strange look and said no.

more WTF

I am at a table with some kids playing cards. I am trying to order the deck but i just can't get them all to face the same way. The kids are saying it doesn't matter what way the ards are facing. tuvok holds a card witha display of the deck on them he says to the childrean that logic dictates that the cards are supposed to be ordered a certain way.
I have Shawna on my lap during this, she askes me when are we going to... I ask what it is but she says never mind.

Asuka's head pops out of the table. there is a circular cut in the table for her head to fit through. She is laughing, dso I look under the table and see that a small animal like a dog is pawing at her crotch.

★★★

Computer madness

I was on a computer looking at the M site. It had a new forum look. There was a message banner from Mu asking how did everyone like the new look. I saw a new pm and clicked it. It was from someone i knew. I thought it was gonna be a hate message but it wasn't.

Some weird guy wandered into the room and asked if he could use the computer. I told him to hang on a sec. He peered over my shoulder at the computer screen. "What's this?" he asked "From Dolly: have a look at my fresh pussy? what is this?"

"nothing" I said.

"aw, I want to read the rest."

"no, and frankly you can't use the computer." Me and the guy started getting into an argument. I saw Asuka walk by, the was smiling and seemed amused by the whole thing.


Goodbye wtf

I was showing someone to the door. some asian woman. I gave her a hug goodbye. now she was shirtless and she had no boobs. WTF?

Scaffold

Some vague dream where i was climbing a Scaffold and there was women following me. I don't remember any more details.


Pennywise



I was in the my inner world when a couple of the kids kept complaining about nightmares involving a clown. They all gave the same description of the clown Pennywise. Me and Asuka tracked it down and opened a portal.

We were in a car driving to the town from the IT movie. I saw a familiar gas station up ahead. I told Asuka i'll leave the car and she should pull up for gas. When the attendant comes up, he should turn into pennywise, Then we should scare him and make sure he never scares the kids again.

I fly out of the car and watch from below. Asuka pulls up to the gas station, then a gas station attendant walks up to the car. They said a few things back and forth and sure enough, just like in the movie, the man turned into pennywise. I went flying for him from behind him. Asuka changed into pennywise herself when he was trying to shine his light in her eyes. She even had hs razor sharp teeth. Pennywise jumped back in fright, He went to run away, but then he turned and faced me. I was also pennywise, so he screamed and ran.

I went after him and got him on the ground. I had is face in the dirt and held his hands behind his back like a police officer arresting someone.

"So, you've been trying to come into people's dreams and frighten them eh?" I said.

"Yes, I need their energy, you can't stop me."

"We'll see about that"

"I have my reach into all of this region. no kid here is safe from me haha."

"what about kids on another continent?"

"There are others like me everywhere! You can't stop us all!" He then tried to roar with laghter when i kicked him through a portal because I was angry.


Stonehenge

I had a dream I was under stonehenge. Something was trying to destroy it from above. I saw rocks and mssiles hitting it over a protective sheild. I remember teleporting away for a distance. I looked up and saw a massive blue thingy going over a city. I flew up to see how big it was and to see if I could get to the weapons part. As I flew up I saw it was massive, it covered an entrie big city!

I spotted what looked like the weapons and flew toward them. I went inside a door on that part and saw my brother and his Dream girlfriend playing music? they had invisible keyboards in their lap and they were playing Bach's concerto for four harpsichords.... but they only had two keyboards? I was pondering this impossibility when I woke up.

Computer WTF

I was on some Nagual forum and spotted a chat place. I remember being there before but I couldn't remember when I had chatted there. I have hours of memories of chatting there but i couldn't pinpoint exatly when... or were they dreams?

i logged in and a few people in there seemed to recognise me. The bakground was Homer Simpsons? weird. The chat morphed into a 3d space where everyone had avatars walking around in a scene. My perception continually zoomed cak and forth between being outside the computer and in the chat space. I was felling silly so I made my avatar say something like "I once fucked and Eskimo... Froze my dick" A few people were likfe "WTF???" and then I woke up.

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09.08.2010

When You Can't Beat 'Em. . . (DILD)

★★★☆☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

Lucidly, I fought a man who refused to die, even when I shoved my energy shrouded katana through his heart and tore it up 'till the blade exited the top of his skull; after making a truce with the man, I taught myself a new trick using Dual Blades, while Bankai'd, wherein a flurry of golden-light charged thrusts created a powerful blast of energy which punched a large hole in the nearby wall.

★★★

Landlord WTF

Had a dream that my landlord wanted me to do something for him. There was this weird walkway made of loose branches and I was climbing up them to do his task. I did this at least twice. Then i jumped down and played with letter blocks with some children

doggy dogg church

(Had this one the other night but it's worth writing down)

I was walking on some busy street on a summer day. Came across a car where there were a bunch of black guys smoking weed. Snoop Dogg came up to me and had this weird pipe shaped like a beehive... or really it looked like it was made from beehive material... I don't know. But he handed it to me and said I should smoke some. Now, I don't care much for Snoops Dogg, Or much for marijuana... BUUUUUT, When Snoop Dogg himself walks up to you and hands you a peace pipe. You better damn smoke it anyway.

After a few puffs is tarted feeling high. I thought "Great... now I'll feel all fucked up for hours and it will kill my recall."

Then he directed me into some church. I don't remember much in there other than the fact that I didn't like it.

Other dogs

I think I'm in my backyard playing with a golden retriever. But another dog approaches me and snarls... It had a ridiculously small head. After a while it ran with the other dog down a small hill. As I chased them I became lucid but my memory fails after that point.

missing lucid

i had a nother lucid but i can't recall what happened after either


Cacophony

I remember looking at a computer screen with some social website that Cacophony was on. She had some elaborate screen name and a personal page. After clicking on it a few times navigating the page disapeared. For some reason she deleted her page, and I suspected it was because of me.

False alarm

I was looking at the computer screen again and found her name. I left the computer and entered some room. In the room i found Asuka... but she looked like Cacophony... Weird. I looked closer and recognized Asukas eyes. She seemed down about something and I could tell she needed comfort. There was a couch with clothes all over it so I cleaned the couch off. I sat down and Asuka joined me. She wanted to cuddle so we spent a minute adjusting ourselves so that we were both comfortable. I felt close to her and sleepy. I soon fell asleep and As i fell asleep I woke up.

House is messed

I remember walking towards my dream house at night time. I came from the backyard and saw a part of the house was on fire.... I was a bit panicked until some firemen came and put the fire out with a firehose. I walked through the house looking at the damage. All the windows were out. The stairs looked like they weould crumble but i climbed them anyway.

Back at the house

i'm at the house again listening to some strange music. Some Women walk by and give me a dirtly look because they hate the music. I just start dancing silly and they look shocked.

House again.

Back at the house I remember giving some children there some blankets because it was cold. I then went to the living froom and went on the computer a bit. Can't remember what I did there but I vividly remember going to a large TV in the room. The kids were going to watch it, so I turned it on with the remote. At first i thought the remote didn't work but a few seconds later the screen went on with a cable channel menu.

★★★

Fragment

Something about Commander Chakotay from Voyager having a strange growth on his neck.

Classroom fun

I was in some weird classroom in the shape of a hallway. All the desks were on the side of the hallway. The teacher was handing out papers. she handed a pile where each person took one and then passed it on. I was sitting at the end with someone. After a while we noticed we didn't get our papers. So i walked down the row of desks to figure out who didn't pass on the paper. I found some guy who looked stoned with papers all over his desk. It didn't look like he knew what he was doing, or that he even cared. He didn't mind that i took them and started handing them out to the rest of the class. Haley approached me.. or was it Asuka? were they merged?. anyway she said "I want one now" with a big smile on her face. I said to wait until she gets her turn. She tackled me to the floor and started laughing "I want mine now" she kept repeating. We were both laughing as we knocked over a desk.

Sky

I am walking down an alleyway with someone. I can see the stars in the sky and can clearly see the planet mars in the sky. It is like a bright star. I notice two planes are hovering near one another as if they Pilots are talking to one another. Then i see the planes fly off.

Me and the person go to someone's house to visit them. It's some guy with a ery large TV screen. All I remember is that on the TV screen he was chatting with Raven Knight on skype.

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vague sex dream

Annoying guy

(i felt throughout the dream that this was Summer Dawne)

I remember being outside with some guy who kept wanting to use my computer or something. I wouldn't let him and he was being an ass about it. I went into my house and found him in a computer room. I told him to get off and leave. Then i shoved him out the door. I go to my room with my computer and find that he's there. Now he looks like a punk kid with a leather jacket. We have some discussion where i tell him to leave once again.

Lucid

At first i was exploring some caverns with some guy. we had flashlights. for some reason we go outside and plan to go back in but the guy doesn't want me to go with him. I think he's hiding something so I sneak into the place.

I find some weird cardboard thingies to hid in. the whole cavern is dark. As I move around them they sway from side to side. I wonder if the guy will notice the movement. He walks past so i wait a few seconds to follow him. After I follow him I wind up in some weird room. I hear someone coming so i go and hide in some bathroom and float above the door. A security guy enters and looks at me shocked. I then leave.

I walk toward an open space and then find myself in a market. I become lucid randomly. I immediately try to orient the rest of my senses into the dream. I put my one hand in front of me. the middle finger is backwards and realise i am fingering myself.... ok. i pull my hand away and then back. now mi middle finger has two fingers pushed together. and when the flex the tip of the finger is joined but the fingers bend at opposite sides.... weird.

Next sense is taste, so I grab a cloth fabric from one of the stands and try to eat it. It tastes terrible... now i have taste. I try to dilate time by putting my hand on the ground and start counting. i make it to 15 and stop (oops i forgot to imagine each number as a unit of time stretching out). I then called for asuka to come to me since i am lucid. While i waited i looked around at the people walking by. There were lots of asians... but no one that i recognised as Asuka.

I walked into some store where it looked like a cool video game was being played. just then a brown little yappy dog jumped up and bit my arm. i ignored it for a while and walked into the game.

I found myself outside fighting with the dog. Sometimes asuka is a yappy dog so I ask it. " Are you Asuka?" it says yes. it turns into a large dog and knocks me on the ground and then turns into a pirate man. "you're not asuka" i said. He laughed and I noticed he had two metal teeth.

"I came here to put a stop to your doings" he said. "I saw what you did with Battery... that's dangerous stuff. You must be stopped." I was thinking Battery? what Is he talking about? i was using a flashlight earlier does he mean the batteries in the flashlight i was using earlier? As I pondered this the dream ended.


Llama Dragon

I remember coming to a fence in some weird farm. There was a tiny llama behind the fence. I went in there to look at it. and suddenly the Llama was on the opposite side of the fence and now it was big like a dragon. It had white fur. I was shocked and ran a bit. It started coming through the gate. Someone said that I should feed it and it would be friendly. I saw a plate with a fried egg or something on it and then i fed it to the Llama dragon.

AA meeting

some stupid dream where i get asked to speak at an AA meeting. I recognized and old friend there mark. Anyway i gave out a few sentences, but then i stopped. Everyone started talking about how great my speech was.


Annoying guy accuses me of murder

I'm in some construction area with the same annoying guy from the other dreams. He kills someone and says that I have to dispose of the body or else he will accuse me of murder. I comply and put the dead guy in a bag. I carry the bag to a large garbage bin and trow it in.

I go to some coffee shop and the annoying guy looks like someone i know. He starts whispering in everyone's ear and points at me. I know he is telling them that I am a killer or something.

bo Staff

I am in my backyard spinning around a bo staff. for some reason i am doing really well and I'm surprised at how well i can move around with it. I see the one kid who wanted to stay at my dream house. Hes using a black bo staff to make high jumps and stuff. he is pretty good at it. I Think asuka was in the background hanging up laundry.

Annoying guy gets PWNED


I am back in town chasing that one guy from the previous dreams. Some how i shield him in a store. He can't get past the barrier i made. But i walk through it several times to piss him off.

"Serves you right for just coming to interfere" I said and I walked away.


disappointing camping trip


I am with my brother and hid gf and we go on a camping trip. We meet up with James. Spend a night and then leave early in the morning. I complain that we should have spent a couple days instead of one night.... since all we do is work most of the year... we should have a bigger break. They don't listen to me.