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3.12.2010

Evasion (Non-lucid)

★★★☆☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

Evaded extermination by using short range teleportation to stay one jump ahead of the red-laser wielding hunters in a rather confined, futuristic city-scape.

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25.11.2010

Beaten (DILD)

★★★☆☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

Standing defiantly in my poorly lit basement, I shield myself with all the blue, formless energy I can muster without Bankai, but the black, cloud-like entity's ferocious assault finds its way through my barrier, and I can't do anything as its dark, heavy energy (three times the strength of my own) buffets me, overwhelms me; soon we find ourselves in the court outside my house, but before I can do anything worthwhile I wake-up, shaken by the experience.

07.11.2010

Enter Jim (DILD)

★★★☆☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I can do this. Running toward the red metal banister lining the platform between step, I make to jump over it, but screech to a halt in hesitation, fear. I can fly to the top. I know I can. Peering over the edge I see there are several flights of stairs above me and a seemingly endless drop below.

This is a dream, right. . ?

Right.

I leap off the edge, soaring out in a wide arc before falling, down, to a certain death. A burst of denial keeps me airborne, and I shoot up to the very top of this brightly lit, overly windowed building. A school, I think. There's a railed ledge at the top, spanning out over everything below, casting a thin shadow as it greedily eats up the hot light from the sun above. People—friends—look at me strangely, but I could care less. I'm gonna have some fun with this one.

Up and out, I climb, bursting through the glass ceiling only to find the building is alone, on a grey, mossy rock, in a void of white of nothing. Within moments of my discovery, scenery starts to form around the building. High snow-covered cliffs, white fluffy clouds, rushing rapids pouring over rough rocks, and a huge cerulean lake surrounding the school, snap into existence right before my eyes. Screw goals, screw DGs, screw deeper meaning, I'm free as a bird and I feel like spreading my wings.

Soaring across the landscape, I twist and dive about, skirting the top of the rapids, picking up speed. The exhilarating freedom of flight overwhelms my senses, and on a whim I decide I want to try and see Raven. Flying headfirst across the ground, I put my arms out in front of me and tear at the fabric of space and time, sending my world into blackness. . . .

A figure forms in my vision, blurry, indistinct. I wonder who, or what, it could be as I fly through the nether. Within seconds, new landscape begins coming into focus, slowly and in bursts, like the initial load of a large video game map. The figure becomes more defined; it's a boy, a young man around my age with deep brown hair and piercing eyes. I follow him as he jumps into a small clear-water pond. Treading in the water as I float above, he mouths something, but I can't hear him; all I get is a ethereal sense he's trying to communicate. Flustered, he tries again, and this time an echoing, almost synthesized, phrase escapes his lips: “Are you alive?”

Now it's my turn to be flustered: “Of course I am.” He grins at me before taking off, running further up into this new, colorful, mountainous, landscape. I keep up as best I can, until we come to the opening *large pipe built into the rocks. A waterslide.

“Prove it!” The boy leaps into the pipe and is swallowed by the dark. Dropping to the ground, I approach the pipe, and with only minor hesitation leap into it. Gravity takes over as my body falls through the twists and turns of the slide and its cold rushing water.. I let out a yell, to show my liveliness to this boy, but I feel silly. Suddenly, I stop, dead in my tracks.

Odd.

The plastic tube stuck firm against my exposed back, I try to restart my descent. With some luck, it works and the ride continues, but it doesn't last long. I'm trapped again, and this time I'm not getting out by traditional means. I spend the next few minutes traversing the piping, climbing strange obstacles, with no end in sight. At the rate I'm going, I'll never see the daylight again. But with some effort on my part, the next bend takes me into the light, onto a grassy ledge, where a figure stands, overlooking a vast rocky expanse. It's the boy from before, but he's not a boy anymore, he's an adult, and there he stands with the poise you'd expect of a politician or military leader.

I approach him, and our conversation begins. His name is Jim, and he's here to teach me. He says he'll be stalking me ferociously over the next few nights, tracking me, watching me. Furthermore, he wants to know what kind of car I typically drive.

“What kind of car I drive?”

“Yes, it's important we supply you with cars you're familiar with.”

“Erm, I typically don't do much driving in dreams.” I can't help thinking this conversation is getting weird. What do cars have to do with anything. . . ?

To be continued. . . . Maybe. . . .

23.10.2010

Familiar Places (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID







It's 1:30PM. I make a mental note of it before I start my session.

WILD: Misfire

★★★☆☆

A WILD puts me back in my house, though I'm far from home. Outside, several people are partaking in odd sporting activities. A young girl, for instance, is trying to playful blast her older brother with a Kamehameha. Attempting to intercept her translucent beam with my own, fiery and blue, I screw up and partially fry her head. Everybody goes back inside as things suddenly get very dark. . .

DEILD: Creeper Teacher

★★★☆☆

After waking, a DEILD tosses me into my room, and I'm confronted with an overbearing teacher at the foot of my bed, telling me what I can and can't do. Turns out she's a demon that wants to drag me to hell. I show her what's what, making use of my Katana and Super Strength, tying her in literal knots. After lugging her downstairs, in an effort to take her into the hot infernos, I wake.

DEILD: Threads

★★★☆☆

Another DEILD and I'm by my front door. I just lie there, surprised by my fortune, but something disrupts my zen moment as me and my dog, who was nuzzling me, get violently dragged across the floor. For some reason, there's a network of criss crossing strings scattered about my house, leading out the front door, where anyone can pull them. I cut the threads at their source, making note of the birthday decorations around my house's glass outer-door. It's still dark outside, so I venture into my court, touching our flag as I do. Without warning, a dark red, tricked-out car tries to run me over, but I jump on the roof and hitch a ride.

Bored with the scene, still on the car, I start up a long range teleport and am soon thrust into a CoH club-like setting wherein I'm standing on a table, just like in the game. Reorienting myself, I discover this is a pumpkin smashing event a friend of mine is running. Not that interested, I leave, exiting into a dorm hallway. From there, I find Raven's room (because she obviously lives in this dorm), but it's occupied by a group of people playing Madden or some other football game, and I get escorted out by a half naked Aunt.

Making my way through the building, looking for a good design on a wall or pillar to facilitate a portal, I come across my family who is on a tour of the area. Deciding to join them, we quickly end up in a place where a bunch of old Sci-Fi memorabilia is being showcased. William Shatner is there, too, and so is a “Time Machine” I could probably use to port out of there. I convince him to give us a test run of the contraption, but things go horribly, horribly wrong and Shatner is soon sprawled on the ground with several limbs missing. . .

DEILD: Second Life

★☆☆☆☆

Shatner is still here, along with C3PO, both limbless, comforting each other before their inevitable demise, as a group of “fans” looks on in awe. Reluctantly taking matters into my own hands, I heal them both with green energy, from said hands. Shatner is so overjoyed by my act of kindness that he takes me on a romp through the resort to a table where hundreds of sweets and pastries are laid out for my consumption. I spend the rest of the dream shoving as many delightful snacks into my mouth as I can muster.

DEILD: Sharks? I'll Pass, Thanks

★★★☆☆

The next one takes me into the back of some kinda Pizza Hut style restaurant. I break the large glass windows lining the walls to get outside, and quickly run into a blue haired girl that interests me. She's trying to avoid me, but I keep up with her using various travel powers. Noticing my abilities, as we walk along a busy boardwalk, she strikes up a conversation which is rudely interrupted by two heavy-set brothers. They have a bone to pick with me.

I try not to fight them, I really do, but when they start to pick me up, in order to throw me into the shark infested water, I protest, utterly decimating them with my fists and feet. The final blows, which send them spiraling into the air, I follow with a large energy blast to make sure they won't bother us again. They don't, but neither do I get much time to chat with the girl. . .

DEILD: Pocket Sized Adventures

★★☆☆☆

Pizza Hut again. Grabbing some grease laden pizza on my way out, I realize I'm in the same environment as last time. Maybe that girl is still hanging around. Exploring the green, partially industrialized, area, I eventually come across a different girl, much younger than the first, who wonders why I don't have a Pokemon adventure with my lucids. Letting her know I think it's an excellent idea, I toss out a Squirtle, my very first Pokemon.

I contemplate doing everything from Squirtle's perspective, as I switch between his and mine, but decide against it. One of the girl's friends comes over and shows us her Fearow, which she uses to fly us all to a town hidden amongst the trees, of which I can't recall the name. Not that it matters; I wake up before we can land.

Rubbing my temples, I look at the clock: 2:58PM.

I need food. . .

★★★

Asuka

I remember going into our room and finding that she was lying down on the bed. I remember talking to her about something but I can't remember what.

HH

Some hypnagogic stuff a bout seeing my hand and then a lit smoke.

X Men

I was watching something about X men. and then later i was walking around someplace and the X men appeared to me in cartoon form. I was amazed at seeing them!

Mayatara?

I had some long dream (can't remember every detail). I was with a woman at some weird school/marketplace. First we were with my brother and he had cuts on his arm. They looked like scars and puncture holes. I asked if they were self inflicted? He laughed it off but basically he said yes.

Later I'm walking around with the woman in the market and she says she was fired recently from the market. I say oh really? I've always liked the variety in that farmer's market. We walke around a bit more but I can't remember what happened after.

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1.10.2010

All in an Afternoon Nap (DILD)

★★★☆☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

I evaded the Empire, joined the circus, and killed the source of all my fear; bits of black, rancid food, soaked in bile, showered down my body as I rent the thing in two.

Updating my DJ is annoying because I hardly ever use Windows anymore.

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28.09.2010

Can't You See I'm Busy Here? (DILD)

★★★☆☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

After a bloody debacle involving a back-room-human-body-slaughter-shop mall worker and his henchmen (most of whom end up with missing limbs), I construct a thin round tower reaching into the heavens, wherein I host a DBZ-style tournament; the top of the tower is complete with a huge central arena and luxurious living quarters for every combatant and their guests.

★★★

Job Screw up

I was in some apartment place with my brother and dad. There was a propane tank connected to a heater. The propane tank fell over and started shaking. I thought It was gonna blow up. My dad told me to close the handle, but I said "no way i'm going near that thing". I left the room and ran downstairs a few floors until i reached the basement. Then I ran to the other side of the building and was running upstairs to get away from the impending explosion.

Apartment WTF.

I was back at the apartment but the basement was filled with people. i was upstairs for a while talking to people, but in the basement people kept trying to jump me. I remember fighting a few people off. At some point I hid under a chair and a miniature version of a guy i knew from school started asking me why i was hiding. I said "The people upstairs are nice but down here people are violent"

Bonnie the psychic was voicing her interpretation for my dream while it was happening: Robert you are still having difficulties reaching your breakthrough(upstairs). You continually stay stuck at the basement because you are not surrounding yourself with the right people. The chair is your own personal place where you like to hide. Only go there to sleep and work on your future, stop using it to hide from the world. In order to reach the next level get out and surround yourself with more positive and like minded people.

Gary

I was with my old friend Gary from Chilliwack. It was night time in some park and we were climbing trees. At some point we found a weird pool.

Older souls of the sage

i was back at the park but there were more people. People were pairing off in order of how aged their souls were. It was only me and two other people who had the souls of a sage. I remember one weird woman who was tiny but had a large head. We all talked together about somethin but I forget what it was.

Flying

I was walking along a busy street when I flapped my arms and discovered that I could fly. The feeling was rather normal to me so I didn't question it. I flew around rooftops feeling pretty cool about it.

Inner worlds

At the same park I was walking on a sidewalk. Still night out. On the sidewalk various people had drawn glow in the dark chalk on the pavement. A drawing by each person was supposed to represent their inner dream world. Dreamers were allowed to view the drawings and use them as portals to the person's inner worlds. There were some pretty colorful and spectacular looking ones.

★★★

Obama lol

there was a metal concert hosted at the white house. There was a bunch of kids smoking weed. Obama was smoking a joint and then a cigarette. He looked around that the kids going crazy at the concert and then he was like "Oh shit... I forgot to set up my security team for this... I hope my presidential secrets aren't trashed and found out".

a dangerous glass of water

I was walking in a hallway of some apartment place. I ran into Bonnie lying in the hallway with an empty glass of water. She told me to put it back in the one apartment she was in... and she told me to be discreet about it because if they found out she snuck a glass of water, that they would kill her literally. Unwillingly i take the glass. I go to the aparment and put it in the door. Outside is a womanw ith red hair smiling at me. i feel like it's asuka merged with someone else i know. I am trying to be sneaky so I walk away.

I wind up in my apartment and i start practicing Kung fu. In my mind it's because i was quickly in and out of the apartment, quick like kung fu. So i just continue the form iuntil the dream fades out.

Dream labyrinth.

I discovera a labyrinth of tunnels and hallways that exists in another dimension. I discover i can quickly get aroudn the dream map. Ever hallway leads to a different house. I can leave my house walking down this hallway and shortly wind up at a friends house. I come across a woman I know from waking life, she has a cast on one leg but seems to walk normally. I follow her to her place and she is always smiling.

Gone

I walk into a room to look at pictures of married couples. I can see a list of peoples names with pictures of couples. I recognise Erik from the metal band and his wife. I go to my spot on the list but there is no picture. I remember there was a drawn picture of me and Asuka there before, but now it's removed, because now the list only must contain real pictures from couples in waking life. I am a bit sad that i don't have a picture to submit to the list because Asuka is not with me in waking life.

Steve in the labyrinth

i am walking through the labyrinth between dream houses again. I run into steve who i haven't seen for a couple years. He takes me to a few different houses of his. At one of the houses i ask him if he wants to go to a club or something. I say I don't really care to go to try to pick up girls or anything. i just wanna drink and talk with him there. He laughs and says that making friends at clubs is easy, and that many people make it seem harder than it actually is. The hardest part is just opening up and talking to people.

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15.09.2010

I Like What You've Done With the Place (DILD)

★★★☆☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

I had a pleasant visit to Hell (it felt really homey) wherein I got into a quick spar with Hollow-Controlled Ichigo; it turns out you can chop up your opponent's blade if you swing yours really, really hard.

★★★

Flying

I became lucid somewhere outside with a bunch of people. H was there merged with Asuka (seriously what is up with that?). I flapped my arms and flew up and hit my head on a ceiling. H looked up and said "hey how do you do that" I said it's a dream or something and she floated up with me. We flew up somewhere and i grabbed her and kissed her. Asuka was now now wearing a sailor girl outfit. I remember feeling the fabric on her back while we kissed. it felt pretty real. I can't remember what happened after.

Finding LSD

I was with my brother somewhere and he pointed to a jacket or something. I unraveled it and found another cloth underneath it. I unwrapped the cloth and found two bags. One bag was a full sheet of blotter LSD, in the other bag were smaller amounts but the pieces were cut out in the shape of animals. I tore off a piece of the blotter sheet and ate it.

I took the other bag with the smaller stuff with me and put it my pocket and took off. I walked down a hallway for some time and noticed people were following me. I thought they had suspected me of carrying drugs so i found a bathroom and went there. I went into a stall and pulled the baggy out and looked at the shapes of acid paper. I looked and saw there was a window in the stall and the people were walking into the bathroom. I was worried if they had seen me so i flushed the bag down the toilet.

Pumpkin house

I was driving with my dad at night time. We were heading to a place i seemed to know how to get too. We went down some sort of rocky road near a mountain. I told my dad when we passed the driveway, but he insisted his way was the right one. Up ahead we hit a road block and had to turn back. We founf the driveway and turned in. The driveway all the way to the house was lit with jacko lanterns on each side. We went in.

I became lucid going up some stairs. I wanted to make sure my perception was correct so when i got to the top of the stairs I looked back and took a mental note of what they looked like. I turned my head away and looked back to see if it would change. It was still the same, that meant i reached a solid dream place, probably someones house. I was going to incorporate more senses into the dream when I woke up.

there were other dreams but i forgot them by now.

★★★

Romano again.

I'm being forced to walk through endless winding hallways again with Romano. It's like navigating a maze.

Climbing

I'm in some strange tower and climbing it from the inside. At first i am walking up a staircase. a door leads to another staircase but it's blocked off. So I have to climb the walls.

A while later I'm in my house playing hide and seek with someone. i enter a lower cupboard. I don't seem to think I'll fit in it. but sure enough I do fit. I close the door all that way but it won't stay closed. I am fidgeting with the door when someone walks by.

Slides

I'm walking with the waking life version of asuka. I see some theme park in canada with gigantic slides... They look fun. I say to her "I'm sorry canada doesn't have as good as themeparks as you guys do in japan. but we could still have fun here."

A bomb

I'm in a living room with a GIANT television screen. I hear someone giggle and say "Let's see if he remembers this." They sit me down, dim the lights and play a movie. On the screen which surrounds me almost, i see a town and then a huge flash. When the flash ends i am seeing a city being destroyed by a nuclear bomb. But not like far away and looking through smoke. I can actually see all the destruction as it happens. The scene shifts to another city where another bomb goes off. It's much brighter and it seems to almost reach out of the screen, I get frightened and back up a few inches on the couch and just watch some more.

★★★

Lucid and FA

I can't remember exactly when or how i became lucid. I was in a strange building with a few people. There was one guy that looked like Arthur from the Inception movie. For some reason i was trying to open a portal using him... i must have expected a portal to come out of his chest.

At one point i had to go pee and i found a place. I heard some girls coming. so i went up them and told them to go the other way so that I could finish. I hopped back up and found the arthur guy again. I pointed at him with my pinky trying to open a portal, didn't work. I said "I don't know why i always try to open portals with my pinkies". Arthur then sounded like he didn't ant to be a portal subject, so i knocked him out somehow. While he was laying there I jumped and let myself fall on him while i closed my eyes.

FA, I went out of the house, Arthur was there again. Some guy was trying to enter my house with cocaine. I did jiu jitsu or something because i had the guy on the ground in some weird choke hold. I knocked him out and threw his cocaine somewhere, some guy said i shouldn't put it there, so i found another place for it. I turned around and three black yappy dogs ran across the street. One jumped up and started biting my arm. I was fighting him off when a second yappie dog jumped and bit my arm too.
While I was struggling with them, there was a fourth Yappie dog, but he was bigger and seemed like a person. He had dark human eyes and had an aura. He was just watching me fight off the little dogs. I think he was romano, who likes to be dogs in dreams. anyway i threw the one dog off, I saw a white yappy dog biting Arthur's crotch and threw the other yappy dog at him which bit his arm now and was hanging by his teeth. the Romano dog began walking towards me.

Missing time

Asuka wtf

I was in some building and my friends girlfriend kept hitting on me. I also recognised asuka in her. I was uncomfortable with her hitting me, because it was my friend's gf.

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03.09.2010

Every Little Thing. . . (DEILD)

★★★☆☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

A DC informed me the Advanced ToTM was to kill an angel, so I summoned one, placed my hand on his pearly white, robed shoulder, drew my blade, and told him it would be okay as I rent open his chest, slashed through his throat, and drove my katana through his back before finally bringing it out and shoving it into his head; I brought him back to life afterwards, of course.

★★★

Walking maze

I'm with Romano, The Sorcerer I met from my camping trip. He's making walk through this one building that is a maze, telling me to go down this hallway and that hallway etc. This goes on the entire dream. I ask him what is the point of all this? He says he is just seeing whether or not I will follow his instructions. He laughs.

Drunken kung fu

I'm in the hall where the bands were playing at the festival. For some reason I am dancing doing drunken kung fu... that I just seem to happen to know in the dream. Romano is watching, He morphs into a dog that has over exaggerated swirls for eyes. He runs through the mosh pit knocking people over, and then he flies up with bat wings and mounts himself self on the ceiling, Finally becoming a disco ball. I shake my head at his silliness.

Asuka needs healing

I am in the kitchen making a meal. Asuka keeps pestering me and calling me names, saying i can't cook. I flip her the bird.
Starcrat II

I'm at a video game store looking at a starcraft II game and pondering buying it.

Lucid

I became lucid randomly while I was beating up my brother. He was laughing in a strange way. I left and went to touch things to hold onto the dream. my memory fades there.