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I am sitting next to a girl, and I'm looking down at the floor. She says:

"I hear you're a really passionate kisser?"

So I think, hey why not? I move in to kiss her, but for some reason I'm really nervous. Although she is extremely beautiful, although I don't recognise her. We kiss, but she backs away.

"No, not like that"

It's pretty obvious that it wasn't what she was hoping for, and she looks down at the ground. I lift her chin up, and move in again, all nerves gone. But then I wake up.

My dream recall's getting worse and worse these days, getting up at 4:30 in the morning doesn't help.

Dream 1:
I'm at my friend's house(who apparently in the dream is rich). His den is very shiny and white. On a table in the den are around a hundred copies of "Game Informer." Each of them says that there are 66 free games inside.

"Wow, your dad has all these games?" I ask my friend.

"Yeah." He tells me. We go into his room and start to play some xbox. Then everything fades out and I wake up, and go right back to bed.

Dream 2:
I meet my friend (for some reason in the dream his name is Apilde) in the hospital. I ask him what happened to him.

He starts to have a flashback, which is strangely enough all in anime.

What happened to him was, some punk or something, shot a grenade launcher at his feet (he said it was a hollow point grenade). It blew off his clothes and everyone else's clothes too. Everyone had to run across the street to get underwear from the underwear shop (wow I can't believe I'm actually saying this). When everyone got their underwear Apilde went over to get some too. He found a hate message about him in there. Everyone in the class blamed poor Apilde for the attack. Then he went to the hospital.

(I almost became lucid here because I contemplated that hollow point grenades don't exist, but I brushed it off quickly after).

Afterward I left him to go do other things.

I'm in the hallway of my apartment building now. Apparently most of my friends live here now. We all chill out at one place for a bit, but then quickly transition to another apartment. But the person who owned the other apartment only allowed a certain amount of people and didn't let me in.

There's a scene change. I'm at some sort of friendly sports game, the kind that you play if you ever go to summer camp. But these people are of all different ages and I barely know any of them. The only game I can remember (actually I think it was the only game there) was a bicycle race.

At first I see some other people do it. One girl fell off her bike.

"You know what you need to do." One of the student coaches call out to her, apparently there's a penalty game.

The coach walks up to the girl and they both start making out (my kind of sports games!).

I decide I want to go on the next race. What I find out quickly is that if you anger one of the coaches (and sometimes they just get angry for no reason) they'll downgrade your tricycle to a unicycle. I was downgraded to unicycle very quickly.

The race begins and I'm kicking ass (apparently a unicycle is my thing) and beating everyone else. I see the finish line, then my vision gets dark, like I've closed my eyes, I cant see a thing! I try opening them and see the inside of my apartment building. I'm waking up! I shut my eyes. I can still feel and hear everything going on in the dream I just lost my sight. I try to concentrate and it comes back to me. I fall of my unicycle, theres no way I can get back on. I pick it up and run (screw the rules I'm dreaming!).

I slide down onto the finish line. I think I was third or fourth. I see my friend, Kevin. I go up to him (oh yeah, it's winter now for some reason). While we talk about stuff I see a sign with Apilde's name on it. It says he came in 10th place (he never even participated but okay!). It brings a smile to my face. Then I remember something. I was waking up a second ago! I'm dreaming! I tell Kevin.

"Hey Kevin, you know this is a dream right?" I ask him.

"What?"

"Yeah this is dream."

"That's not possible."

"Why not?" I ask.

"If this is a dream, then why am I dreaming too?" (I think he means why are we in the same dream together).

I don't have the heart to tell him he's just a projection of my subconscious so I give him the benefit of the doubt and say, "I don't know." (I'm very polite to my DCs ).

We walk into his house which happens to be on the grounds. I decide to do something cool. I call to Kevin.

"Hey Kevin watch this."

I use telekinesis to close the door. I've never done it before and it feels really cool. I try to open it too but I can't get a good grip on the handle, so I just open it up and play with the door some more. (By the way, it seems that when I walked through the door I teleported to a different location. Now I'm on the first floor of my apartment building, where my friend Mansoor now lives).

One of Mansoor's relatives (relatives he doesn't have) come up to me. He pushes the door and pretends to close the door with telekinesis, trying to mock me (I should of telekinetically bitch slapped him in the face DX). I start losing lucidity at this moment. I look in the living room. There's a HORRENDOUS song playing on the tv. It was one of the worst things I've ever seen my subconscious put together. I rather not talk about it. Afterward we sit down to eat at the table. Then my cousin shows up, and I wake up.

Well telekinesis, that's new. Gotta test that out for Operation: Ghost. I tried to think about Operation: Ghost before bed, and I watched a crap ton of freddiew vids, to no avail. It seems when I become lucid I just focus on one small thing instead of the bigger picture. Oh well, it'll just take practice. But telekinesis is cool !

1st dream:
I am in some bar, celebrating a friend's birthday. I am not sure which friend because the mixture of people was so bizarre, that I can't figure out which one of my friends would know all those people. The drink menu was very strange, and I end up ordering some weird cocktail made of gin and beer. I guess I figured that since it sounded so weird, it must be decent, otherwise they wouldn't put it on the menu. Wrong. A woman who doesn't seem to like me at all in waking life was there and was being very nice to me, making all sorts of pleasant conversation. She first recognized me in the bathroom by seeing my boots from under the stall. I do wear those boots everywhere i guess.

2. I was on the front porch of my parent's old house, playing the banjo. I was getting pretty good at it and was having a lot of fun. Then a group of people I went to high school with walked up my driveway. "Hey, we heard you were sick, and we thought we'd come see how you were doing." one of them said. (I am sick with bronchitis right now in waking life, but in the dream I had no idea what they were talking about). I told them I was fine. One of them asked if I had a towel they could borrow, so I ran upstairs to get one.

3. I wandered through the park by my high school where that 15 year old girl was recently beaten to death by an unknown attacker. I felt a bit weird. I had spent my whole childhood playing in this park, but now it felt sinister, even though it was a sunny day. I heard a small laugh, and turned around to see a small baby all bundled up in the grass. No one else was in sight. I picked up the baby and carried it out to the street. There were police everywhere, many of them trying to calm down a hysterical woman. Somehow I knew she was the child's mother. I put the baby in her arms and she cried with happiness. With one hand, she unhooked a chain from around her neck and put it in my hand. There was a small gold key attached to the chain.

4. False awakening:
I could hear my roommate calling for me and I woke up (or so I thought). She stood in my doorway and asked me which tube of toothpaste was hers. I was confused because she always uses that all natural hippie toothpaste with no chemicals or whatnot. I tried to sit up to answer her, but I couldn't move. I couldn't even move my lips to speak. She kept standing in the doorway, obviously thinking i was pretending to sleep or ignoring her. I was completely paralyzed, unable to make the slightest movement or sound.

When I actually woke up I had to ask her about it, because it seemed so real.

I'm sitting on the couch in my family room and there's a few people there, I think family. I go into the kitchen and there is food all over the floor. The counter to the right is gone, or moved out of the way, and smashed food in its place. I remember distinctly two pies smashed in pie boxes. There's someone sitting at the kitchen table, and I start to clean up. No one is helping, but I think to myself, someone's gotta do it!

From now on my dreams are going to be numbered. Ignoring that first DJ post. Last nights dream wasn't lucid but it was my first nugget of good dream recall in a while so here goes:

First thing I can remember was being in a shower and trying to use some shampoo but I couldn't get any out (okaaaay random). Scene dissolves and part 2 begins. This part is all mixed up but I will try to make sense of it. I rmember trying to play xbox but my TV was lying sideways on the floor fo some reason. Then there were other people in the room and they wanted to play some maths game. Scene dissolves. Part 3 begins. This was the bulk of my dream. The main part I remember. I think I was on a computer on YouTube and I found a video of a final destination scene involving a revolving door. It was in a hotel lobby that looked similar to a place we went on holiday. Anyway what happened was if you imagine looking down at the door from above it would look like an X and there was a girl who I think I know in the bottom part of the X and two guys on the 2 side parts. As the door was spinning they were pushing the door in opposite directions towards the girl so here part of the X was getting smaller. As this was happening I kind of teleported to the scene. I was getting scared for the girl as the walls were closing in on her and the guys were laughing about it because in my dream it was all a joke. Anyway the door broke down and stopped with the girl trapped inside and the 2 guys escaping. For a moment I was looking at it through her eyes (pretty damn scary for me) looking up at how close the walls were and stuff. From my view she looked like she was crying. I remember hearing somebody say that there was no hope now. I was getting worried here because whenever I'm certain something gory is about to happen I can't stop it and it's always reallly gory. The revolving door started spinning at about 120 RPM which is like 1 turn every half second and it started filling with water. The girl was lost from sight but I could still hear her screaming (horrible) and there was blood. After a while the spinning stopped and... well... to be frank she was missing a head. Lovely. What a nice dream I'm having here. Anyway I look around myself and there are people looking at it in shock. In particular one old lady who keeps looking at me then the reloving door and back to me saying things like "well I never". What happens after that I don't really understand but it was sort of like there was a computer sort of to the right of the door and the video on YouTube was open and by having that open I was causing this to happen. Anyway in my thought process it was like being in a public place and watching some sick gory movie. Sort of embaressed I close down the window and that's all I remember.

This morning I had to go to college and guess what the entrance is. REVOLVING DOORS YAAAY! I walked into it, remembered my dream and just thought "ooooh crap" lol. Nothing happened though thankfully.

no_limits

I was living with some blond girl and I was just coming back to the barracks. I remember going there and there were a whole bunch of other girls there. Something happened and I ended up having to defend them in some kind of way....I can't recall because it's been so long.

Technique: WILD (unintentional due to ISP)
Dream Control: not tested
Dream Length: loooong
Recall: Average
Vividness: Excellent

I'm lying down after just waking up, and all of a sudden, HH kicks in. I feel like I couldn't breathe, but I didn't force myself out of it. It stopped, and then I felt like I was sinking slowly though the bed. I opened my eyes and it looked like I was in my room but sinking through my bed. Soon I was inside the floor and going lower. As I continued my descent, my vision became covered in flames.

Suddenly I started rising again, higher and higher. This continued for some time until I found myself in the upper atmosphere. I flew through endless cumulus clouds for a while. Some of them had big boo's and boo buddies from the Mario Series in them. I remember getting to a place and having to do something, but I was too late, so it had a cool down time before I could try it again. I lost lucidity shortly after.

about time i had rememberings. and such strong ones as well. what happened was i was in school. i felt abit ill, so i skipped lesson one. then the guys from jackass were at my school, and they sked me to assist with filming, and then we hung out for the rest of lesson 2. by lesson 3 i felt really unwell, so i called a taxi and got in, the jackass guys now faded. i arrived home to the shock of my mother, who asked why i came home. i told her i didnt feel well, but she sent me back to school, i dont remember how. i dont remember lesson four, but during lesson five something strange happened to my DC of my friend jake. he shuddered a bit, and turned to me. he looked at me nd said, "hey you dont feel well. your not gonna come to school today are you?" i looked at him and said: "what are you on about? im at school!" he just shook his head and said "nope" he then seemed to get pulled awy, and i woke. i need to talk to jake about what happened.

best thing?: as i had already gone to school last night, i didnt go today. that, and also jake was right. in the morning i had a relape of my cold.

creepy.

Dream - Lucid

I was in my room, trying to conceal a baggie of weed somewhere in my closet. I remember Ryan and one other person, a female, being there. I put the weed in my pocket. Then, I was suddenly wearing a blue jean skirt, and the weed was in my underwear? I was trying to hide the fact that I had it. Something was wrong with the shower head, and I think Ryan was fixing it. It was squirting water in a weird direction.

Then, I was in my middle school lobby. It looked kind of similar to how I remember it. I was carrying this huge bag of stuff with me. I saw to my left a glassed-in office, and the assistant principal was talking to a girl in there. I dropped the bag, and lots of things fell out. I distinctly remember two containers of yogurt falling onto the floor. I dropped down on my hands and knees to pick everything up. I was still concealing the weed in my underwear, and hoped that it didn't fall out.

The assistant principal came out of the office, and said he needed to talk to me, because I wasn't supposed to have food in there or something. I thought he would catch me with the weed. I told him no, I wasn't going to talk to him, because I didn't even attend school there. He said "Oh, alright," and walked away. I joked about this experience to Ryan and the female.

~

I was working at Kroger again. I was supposed to be a cashier, but I was on the wrong side of the register. The store was relatively empty. I was ringing up a lady, and she wanted to know how many points was on her Kroger Plus card. The store's system was messed up to where it told everyone that they had zero points, and I explained this to her. Then, she started telling me that I needed to do this complicated process to get her the points. I had no idea what she was talking about, so I left the store and let someone else take care of her. I was apparently going with my dad and brother to pick up my mom from the airport, because she had just flown in from Oregon. I remember being in the car with my family, saying that I needed to get back to work. I was worried that I was going to lose my job since I had just kinda up and left.

I returned to the store, and no one was at any of the registers. It was empty, apparently closed for some maintenance issues. I went back to my register, and they had moved it. My purse and other belongings I had brought there were sitting by the register. Then, there was an announcement that the store was reopening. At some point, I "remembered" how cashiers had to carry their extremely heavy, bulky-looking registers to the back to count them down, as opposed to just taking the drawer out to count it.

I was then at a table at the front of the store, dealing a game of Texas Hold 'Em, but it was mixed with Rummy. It was "Poker Night" or something for the customers. Apparently, this was my job. I was confused about the rules of the game, but did it anyway. I saw a girl at the table behind me, shuffling her cards all fancy, doing all these tricks and stuff. Then, half her cards fell onto the floor. There was a male employee sitting with me at the table, and he looked like Dr. Venture from the Venture Brothers. He looked at me with a concerned look, and I explained to him why I had to leave the store earlier. He said something along the lines of
"I rarely hire female employees, but you're the first that's ever had a fainting problem."
I said in reply,
"What? I don't have a fainting problem. Did I faint earlier?", but he didn't respond.

Then, I was looking at prizes for the game, or something. It was all meat, and was in a glassed-in cooler. I "remembered" seeing people chop off big chunks of the meats to give as prizes. One was just lobster meat shaped into the form of a lobster, and it was wearing bondage clothes. It was titled "Awkward Lobster". (WTF)

I can't remember any dreams from last night. But ther was a moment where I woke up and felt strange. I can't explain how I felt... Maybe like I was floating. Anyhow, I knew something was different. I looked at my right hand. In my dazed state, at first glance, I had six fingers. I was so terrified and my heart started beating really hard. I felt like someone was watching me, like someone was lurking in the dark. I decided to focus as hard as I can and recount. I blinked and counted five fingers.
I don't know if I was dreaming or if I saw an extra finger because my eyes were blurry.

February 5, 2011
Lucid Dream 176: The Freaks Come out at Night
Series: The Land of Dreams, Episode 1
around 6:00am
DILD

Category - WTF


I find myself in a high school classroom. I'm talking to one of my friends and a new student. The new student is Kurt from the show "Glee." The bell rings as Kurt was saying he was going to try and start a Glee club. I told him that he could count me in, and I asked him where we should practice. He said, "Don't you have football practice?" I thought, "Oh shit, I'm going to be late." I started walking through the school (which was much like my old high school, but 10x's larger). I walked through the weight room and there are absolute giants working out. Actor Terry Crews is doing running exercises with giant round weights attached to his ankles. I recognize a few people, but they are several times larger than their waking life counterparts. Several of these people are at least 10 feet tall. I felt like a midget walking through the weight room (gym). I remember justifying this situation thinking, "This is the biggest weight room in the state." I got down to the locker room and was putting on my shoulder pads, when my friend Mike walked up and said, "The championship is next week." I then responded, "Yeah, too bad we have already graduated and don't really have practice." I instantly became lucid after saying this.

I was a little bummed about it at first. I really miss playing football. I then shook it off and proceeded with the LD. I began flying through the school. As I passed doors in the hall, I glanced in to see what was going on. There were several normal classrooms and several oddities as well. I'm pretty sure there was a live donkey show about to go down in one of the rooms, but I decided against the disturbing nature of the situation and kept flying. I passed a room where cheerleaders were stretching. I stopped and enter the room. There was a very hot brunette laying on her back. It was Santana (Naya Rivera) from Glee. I knelt down and began performing oral on her. I could hear a teacher (cheerleading coach?) saying, "What do you think you are doing!?!" I just kept going for a while, until the dream began to get fuzzy. I backed off and performed some stabilization. The environment stabilized, but I was now in a different area of the school. I noticed I was in the front lobby. I noticed (out of the corner of my eye) a few odd looking characters following me as I exited to the front lawn. It was dark outside. I saw the flagpole and decided to climb it. As I climbed the pole, I saw there was a large group of people gathering around me. One was Wayne (a big dude who directed the little league sports programs among other things), the others were random people, and several freaks from the movie, Freaks (1932). Wayne attempted to push me off the pole, but only spun me around it as I ascended out of his reach. As soon as I reached the top of the pole, I heard something breathing behind me. I turned my head and saw a guy that was the same height as the flagpole. It was the giant, Mathew McGrory. He scared me a bit. I then leapt of the pole and landed away from the large crowd (which was started to annoy me). A couple of the freaks ran up to me and invited me to eat at McDonalds with them. I agreed and told them to meet me there (so they would leave me alone). The giant said, "You will be one of us." They all sang, "One of us, one of us, gooble gobble, gooble gobble..." as they head toward McDonalds. I then took flight to get the hell away from everyone around me.

The sky turned into an internet page. As I flew into the page. I was now inside the internet. I flew through internet page after internet page, most of which appeared to be google search pages (or other search engine results pages). I flew through dark-outer space like areas with flying envelopes (which I assumed to be e-mails or instant messages). Every now and then I flew through some viral infected pages. I could see areas of the page covered in a glowing red/orange web. There were small guys with spears and winged hats that were attacking the virus, which fought back swallowing some of them up. I woke up while I was still exploring the internet.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What exactly does it mean to be KingYoshi? To find out, stay tuned for more entries to the series!

I'm on a train or bus, walking through, trying to find a seat.
I find two free ones to my right, in front of me. I sit down and shuffle over to the window seat. I realise my legs are too long and my knees are pushing against the seat in front. They hurt slightly. I have to open my legs to fit them in.

My boyfriend is sitting on the window seat across the aisle and there's someone sitting next to him, between us. We wave at each other and he jumps over the seat in front and sits next to me.

Last night I dreamt that I got pregnant via magic. I remember sobbing, saying it wasn't possible. That's about all I remember.

My boyfriend and I are leaving a club. I wait outside the door while he gets the car. A medium sized man, slightly chubby and a bit chavvy with a plain white t-shirt and shaved head, approaches me qwith his friends and whispers in my ear in a different language. Sounds like Russian or Czech.
I tell him I don't understand and his grabs me in a sexual manner and says 'sex'. My boyfriend hurries back and sees this man with his hands on me. My bf is considerably smaller than him, but he jumps and karate chops the man in the neck. He jumps again and with a stiff, open palm, jams his fingers into the bridge of the man's nose. The man falls backwards and is stunned, allowing us to escape.

We are wlaking down the street (not sure what happened to the car). He says that everyone is staring at us. I hadn't noticed before, but now I can see that everyone walking past us is very focused on us. I turn to my boyfriend but he has turned into my ex, who is dressed in womens clothes, with outrageous make up.
He asks if I mind if he changes into comfortable shoes (I assume he's wearing large heels, but I don't check).

Suddently, we're in some kind of public transport. I know it's a bus, but it looks like the back seat of a taxi. Every seat looks exactly like the back of a taxi and the bus is a cylinder, constantly rotating as it makes it way down the street.
It is a small space and we're sitting with people we don't know.
We realise we're quite drunk at this point and the spinning 'bus' is only making it worse. The ex has changed into jeans, removed his top and attempted to take his make up off but smudged it across his face instead.
I think to myself what he is doing here in London as he lives in Australia and how he got his car here (I am now under the impression that the car I never got into at the start is in fact, my ex's car).

I am now on a train headed somwhere I don't know. But it is clear that this is a medium-long journey. Definitely to a different town/city. I am with my brother and I am still drunk. It is early in the morning.
My brother and I are having a conversation and everyone on the train is listening and staring and us. He says he has the early shift at McDonalds in a few hours and I make a big deal of asking why he came out and started drinking if he has to wkrm so early. I am slightly enjoying the attention of the carriage of strangers and play it up for them.
He says he had to switch shifts with our cousin because of her 'V'.
I quesiton him as to what that means and he just stares at me wide-eyed. I realise he doesn't want people listening. I look up to everyone and say, 'maybe we'll continue this in private'.
Everyone turns around and ignores us and we whisper to each other. I ask if he means our cousin lost her virginity (which I previously assuemd she already had) and he nods.

I am now at a large train station waiting for my train to Winchester (where my boyfriend lives). I can see him and a girl sitting at the bottom of the staircase (I am standing at the top - it is a very large staircase, leading into the station). I assume the girl is his best friend. They are both overlooking the incoming trains.
I see the train to Winchester pull up beyond the bottom of the stairs.
I decide I can't make it in time as the train is scheduled to leave in two minutes so I walk to the bottom of the stairs and sit down. The next train will come four minutes after, so I decide to wait.

I notice that the train doors don't close, so I decide I can make it afterall. I run over to the door, but as I get there, they close. I press the button to make them open but the train pulls away with everyone inside staring at me.

I am outside of a building that looks like a college or something. It is winter and there are many young people about with backpacks and books. There is a circular fountain between two buildings that seems to be the center of the campus where many people meet and hang out. I am not there to attend classes and came to see a special store that is in one of the buildings. I can hear many of the people talking around me and they are all speaking french, so I think I am somewhere in Quebec. I talk with some people and find that I am able to speak fluent french, even though I cannot do so in waking life.

I go inside the largest building and find a vaulted lobby that leads down the hall to a store selling Montreal Canadiens merchandise. In my dream this store is the only place in Canada to get authetic Habs memorabilia. There is a large glass case displaying rare items and many hockey cards. On either side of the case are two semi-circle staircases which lead up to a sort of indoor amphitheater. There are store entrances on both levels and I go in the one on the ground floor after seeing that the current best selling hockey card is going to be replaced with an newer one. The card has a smiling Brian Gionta (current captain of the Habs) on it, leaning on his hockey stick, but the name on the card says "Caberlay" or "Camerlay" or something like that and the number on the guys shirt is "8." I think this is odd because I am a big Habs fan and there are no players on the current roster wearing the number 8.

They are selling old copies of the old card and I buy one. When I take it out of its sheath the vendor notices that it is damaged and offers to allow me to exchange it. I say no because I think it gives the card character. The vendor tells me that if I hang around for a little while, the new card is going to be revealed in the amphitheater in a few hours by the Canadiens team and they will be giving away free ones to anyone who shows up.

Later I find my way to the amphitheater and find it crowded with people vying for spots near the front. I find a spot in the back corner of the room and hunker down, just glad that I found a place to sit. There is no one around me and I assume that it is because it is the very back row and no one else wants to sit there. The room is very full by the time the unveiling ceremony starts and many people are still cramming near the front for a good view. When the Montreal Canadiens team comes in the room they have to sit at the back because there are no other spots.

Some hockey players from some other teams arrive to watch, and also have to sit or stand on the sidelines because of lack of space. In the end I have Scott Gomez sitting on my right and Jerome Iginla standing to my left. I am really exciting but I try not to show it and keep my facade stoic.
The dream ends when Gomez gives me one of the new cards and Iginla gives me an autographed card of his.