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I had two dreams, waking up in the middle of the night for some reason.
Dream #1,
I was visiting my mother, wherever she was staying, and she took us to some theme park. Going down one of the rides my brother aged to 80 and was swept away by the current (a water ride). Then something caught all out eye's, a park next to the one we were in called "Hell's Zoo". I went in to look around and saw all kind of strang things, some that really could only come from nightmares but while I was there I met a baby who has the mind of an adult, though it was no bigger than a bean. It was dressed in nothing but a spiked collar and long chain that was held by a little girl. I took it's picture and soon left, knowing it was some kind of trap but the moment I stepped out the world started shaking and eventually crumbled...
Dream #2,
I was in my art studio, when school was still in cession, with all my friends and my teacher. She was teaching me of this new method to see art, to examine a painting and tell more about the artist. The paintings were all of people that I knew and all the scenes had sex in them, though none were natural. Some of them were even of them playig with the branches of trees and things like that but then the paintings started to move and make sounds. My friends all watched and blushed and I began to question my teacher's method but then she looked at the clock and said "Oh, school's over everyone go home... brats..." so then I began packing my bag as I talked to my friends. On my way out of the calssroom I stole a jacket, two comic books, and a pair of mittens...
Then I woke up and stretched, thinking "Wow..."

1. I'm on a road trip in the family car. We're on a bumpy path through a forest when I realize I really need to piss. I get out of the car, find a clearing with plenty of rocks and relieve myself. As I do so, the scene seamlessly transitions into a house. When I finish up, I realize that the house is full of sorority girls who are studying hard, and mortified I run out of the building onto the porch. I'm ready to find the car and leave when suddenly they all run out of the house, dressed only in towels. Some say as they pass, "He's cute!," others, "He's weird!" They gather some distance away, and soon a group of frat guys gather and start to do comedy routines.

2. I'm in a drive-though market, where one can pull up to stalls selling expensive deli sandwiches.

3. President Obama thinks it is his last to live and goes about accordingly, kissing random girls and enlisting passerby into a spontaneous, show-stopping musical number.

4. While at an orchestra practice, I notice a beautiful but disdainful blonde violinist across the room. I know that I will never see her again, so after practice I go to exchange a word or two. I am not at all put off or scared by her as we talk.

I seem to have acquired a new weapon for my reploid form.
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I was in HH, practicing different attacks, I shot ice blasts from my blaster, they came back and damaged me, I yanked an Ice shard out of my skull, it cracked apart to reveal an energy sword (It was a BIG ice chunk). It has blue crackling lightning arouind a blunt metal core, I seem to be able to charge the blade untill the lightning appears solid blue. there are several bits sticking out at the guard? (the part between the handle and the blade) that remind me of the master sword.

I am at the Temple of Nothing on the Moon. Dammit, hurry up. I grab the fabric of time and space, and ripple it like a sheet. Some dreamers tumble out of their non-lucidity, (more like sleeping in dreams) and wake up. They float to me up the Light Rainbow Road.

They sleepily land in front of me, and I give them each a hug and a teddy bear for EPIC LULZ.:shadewink:

I was with my friend, N, and we had to break into a building in order to get information to solve some sort of crime. The owner of the building was a middle-aged businessman who was definitely a 'bad guy'. We were in a dark room, lit up only by the moon, that looked like an unused office in an office building, with a light tile floor, white walls, and a couple windows on one wall. It had a few odd metal structures in it and a stepladder that reached about 2-3 feet from the ceiling.

We were trying to be quiet and get around everything without knocking it over, as it would make a lot of noise and the owner was right down the hall. We also had cool skateboards. Something happened and we realized we would have to do something loud, but for some reason we figured that if we both climbed to the very top of the stepladder and hid there, when the owner came running in and turned on the lights, the ladder would disappear and he wouldn't be able to see us.

But then one of the metal things fell over and made a loud clanging sound, and we both started freaking out a bit and couldn't get up on the ladder in time. The owner then came in and caught us. I was a bit annoyed at N because it had been his idea, but I told him we had to stay calm, and he agreed.


This was one of those dreams where I just know I had a long awesome adventure but can't remember the details. ><

I was in some sort of Medieval town of some sort. It was filled with dirt pathways and houses with straw for the roofs. Someone had a bunch of cards with everyone's name on it besides a couple people (me and like 5 other people were standing up away form everyone else). They were all sitting on the bench and i had to pick one of the cards with the name of the person i want. I had my team already except one person. I wanted to be nice and have the one and only fat kid on my team but i instead got a strong and fast kid (I actually knew him in real life and he can run a mile in like 4 minutes). All of the squads went down the dirt paths and saw the blacksmith who gave us all of our equipment. We then had to go to these underground pipes that looked like a sewer with out all the crap. We had to kill a mob of some rat like creatures (We had to kill some more monsters but they teleport and i cant so i had to run). Then we had to kill this goblin but with a hammer and shiny shoulder armor. When i got to the place with him he was saying "HOW DARE YOU BLOCK MY ATTACK!" and some kid got smashed. I went up to him and i blocked his attack with my shield but i still flew up against the wall and fell down. I got up and and he hit the medal right next to me. I was rolling around with my arms in the air cause it felt like i put my face near a flash bang. I tried to get up but i was still stunned. I heard some one say "Get up because he wont hit directly" then the goblin said "YA GET UP!" so i tried to get up. When i was half way up he hit me straight in my forehead. I was stunned and i eventually stopped and died then i woke up.

I was courting a girl who was younger than me. Maybe 20-21 y.o. She wanted nothing to do with me, but I was pretty in to her. I showed off my ability to stop time and seemingly teleport (she didn't know I was stopping time) and impressed her. Then I found her laying on some grass on a hillside. I lay down next to her and she curls up on my right side. She says "I was so tired, but I'm not anymore." Then we kiss a few times, slowly, tentatively, humid breath on each others faces. It was wonderful!

Then I'm searching for her at her place of work, a HUGE music store. I find her a floor down after a covert nod in the direction from a coworker. She gets PISSED that I came there, she said that she said we'd hang out between 10am and 8pm so why did I have to go looking for her. Then she kicks me out, I steal a picture that is supposed to be really well done, so I can draw it myself on a tablet PC and impress her again. Then I wake up.

I was apparently going to my sister's party. Me and my mother met up with her in a random mall. It had a bright atmosphere, and the walls and floors had sandy colored tiles. The ceiling was fairly low; it was actually kind of like a fancy subway station.

We went to the bathroom to prepare. I had been wearing the weirdest shit ever. I had on some France dress - it was close cut, knee length. The top was some sort of like shirt with France and other touristy shit on it. The skirt, which started high in the waist (exactly the type of dress I hate), was a deep blue and covered with sparkled and sequins (exactly the opposite of what I would wear). I remember standing on the toilet to see myself in the high mirror. I think I was also wearing some metallic purple skirt over and also a blue sequin jacket, but I took them off (though, in all their atrocity, they would have probably been better than my France dress >.> ).

We ended up going to some random dress and lingerie store in this mall. I went in and was trying on a bunch of random clothes. I remember taking off the blue sequin jacket. This creepy employee, some blonde guy in maybe his 20s or 30s, kept staring at me when I changed (which, of course, I decided to do in the middle of the store -.- ). I kept trying to cover up but it wasn't working.

While I was changing they kept stealing my clothes. In the end I was desperately trying to find some clothes to buy so I had something to wear. I saw some dress that was like $50, but it was still too expensive, and was pretty ugly. Then I asked a clerk, and she gave me a leather corset with a blue skirt. It was beautiful, but it was $197 when I looked at the price tag. I definitely didn't have that kind of money.

I ended up in another store. This one was completely a lingerie store. There were dozens of latex corsets in every pastel color imaginable hanging around. My mom was saying that if I ever wanted one, this would be the place to come. However, being in pastel colors, I thought they were all ugly.

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I was at my old school. There was apparently a wedding going on, so we couldn't go to the North entrance. Me and AD had wanted to go through. For some reason our bags were at the East entrance. As we went towards the office, we saw the couple in the school getting married. The group of people was slowly moving outside to the North entrance. Me and AD went out the West side, and detoured around to get our bags. We then walked along. We were talking about my friend AR and how fucked up things were for her. I was also explaining something about sex and drugs.

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I was again at another mall. This time I was just with my mother. It seemed kind of like the glass mall downtown. We were in a dress and textile shop. I tried on a green sari. It looked nice, but I didn't want it because it was kind of weird for me to dress in Indian clothes when I wasn't Indian.

Then I was randomly sitting on a chair, and I was soaking wet. I stripped a bunch of my clothes in hopes that they could dry. I think I was wearing my purple tank top. I laid my socks and shorts and other articles on a table and just sat there and went to sleep. I think my mother wanted to leave now, but the dream ended before anything was done.

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I was wearing a bunch of lingerie, I think knee-high panty hose and a red corset. Also had a skirt or something on with garters. Was on the stairs of some random house.

I attempted a WILD at 3 last night, but I fell asleep Luckily, I still had a lucid!

I was walking down a crowded dirt street towards a HUGE castle.

I have been practicing All Day Awareness lately and decided to just stop and go through all my senses. I could hear people walking everywhere around. My body felt normal. Then I looked around and realized I was in a very unusual setting.

I did a reality check and realized I was dreaming! It looked like I was in a medieval town, right on the outskirts of a HUGE castle. I saw someone nearby riding a horse. I ran towards it, jumped up and kicked the rider off. I hoped on the horse, and started to fly gallop.

I headed straight towards the top of the castle and wanted to see the king. I went right through the window with colored glass shattering all around me. The king was sitting at his chair looking astonished.
"How dare you enter my castle!"
I willed him to calm down, and suddenly he looked confused and smiled at me.

"I would like a high quality dragon, that I could fly whenever I wish." I told him.

"And what will you give me?" he said

"How about this?" I pulled out my cell phone in my pocket and handed it to him. "You can call anyone in the world in an instant."

"This...is....magical. I will get your dragon right away."

He handed me a small dragon statue in a glass bottle. The dragon was green, and he told me it could breath out ice.

"Just break the bottle whenever you want the dragon to come alive." he told me.

I grabbed my horse and flew to a mountain outside of the village. On the top of the mountain I broke the bottle. The dragon came to life and expanded to a great size. I climbed up his tail to his back. His scales felt rough, like bark. The dragon soared off the mountain into the sky. I told him to take me wherever he wanted.

He dove straight down and an ocean was approaching fast. Right when we touched the water I slammed open my eyes in real life, and woke up .

It was raining, I was at the bottom of the road that I live on, but the scenery was a bit different. The cloud from which the rain was coming from looked the same as the red tinted cloud from an earlier dream. Someone was speaking to me, but I can't remember what they were saying. I looked at a house, in the windows I could see people.
I know this dream involved the girl who's also been in my other dreams, I have a faint, but difficult to describe memory of her, or something relating to her.

My recently passed away tabby cat was alive and in my arms as I pet him.

A truly positive and tranquil experience it was.

Lucid. Was in some strange land with Kara. She took me there to show me her secret land. It was really beautiful and there were waves that would almost completely cover us but wouldn't. I realized that I could control the waves and that I was dreaming. Filled with excitement I would make the wave rise to the sky and back down. I did this for a while and really looked around at the amazing night sky. The clouds were blocking a light so I moved them with the flick of my hand to reveal the moon. It was super bright so I looked away. I had a funny idea so I started hitting the water with my finger like a wand. Every time I did a giant burst of water would shoot up and music would start. It was like the bellagio fountain and it went duh na na na NAaa nana nana and sounded really good. I was having a good time. My dog woke me up

i can remeber something about a pin, thats it.
it took me too long to get to sleep and i was up early for work

recall is at an all time high, this is due to a combination of ADA followed by running my day back from end to beggining just as i go to bed.

memory in general is also at a high point aswell,,,,,,,,,,

THANKS DV

I am walking through a giant shopping centre, its more like an american mall.
I walk through the mall looking at various stalls. Its weird, they have stalls outside the shops so you can use both.
There is a commotion and some of the stalls get knocked over, the items on them get flung through the air and onto the ground. One of these stalls was selling roller-skates and everyone is distracted, I seize my chance and make a run towards the skates on the floor, i pick up a pair and carry on running. I know people have seen me steal the skates but they wont be able to catch me, ive got skates!!

Suddenly im wearing the skates and tearing around the mall really quickly. I come to a shop, it is selling shoes, and is set out like a normal shoe shop, (e.g. chairs to sit and try them on, and loads of shoes on the shelves) except this shop, right in the centre also has a load of ramps for people to use. I think to myself "sweeeeeet" and skate into the shop. I start to skate round the room and I am impressed with myself as i can go really fast and turn suddenly using cross-overs etc.

I head towards one of the ramps, its only like 3ft high, its bright red and its a quarter-pipe . I come up to the quarter-pipe and jump, i twist 180 degrees in the air so when i land, its like im dropping in. I land...... And fall flat on my ass. I look up and a small kid on skates (around 10 or so) is laughing at me. I start to laugh at myself, get up and say "hey, cant land them all the time" he nodds at me. I give my self a small motivational speech about how i have to lean forward to stop myself falling again.

I skate around for a bit, really fast, turning corners like 90 degrees really quickly etc and just otherwise having a blast, i decide to try again so this time i head to the ramp jump, twist, and fly down the quarter pipe. Im happy and excited that i managed it. I skate around for a while occasionally using the ramps and doing basic tricks, then i realise i must tell my friends. I skate out of the mall and into the streets, i fall over a couple of times but it doesn't hurt so i just get up and carry on.

I find my mates, Ben and Paul. I tell them about how i got the skates and the shoe-shop with ramps and we decide to go there.

We go back and there is another commotion, some stalls are knocked over and this time 3 skate-boards are slowly rolling in different directions while the stall-owner is arguing with someone. I smile at my friends and say "told you!" we run up to the boards, grab them and run like hell!!
My friends are behind me as i get on my board and start pumping like a mad man, im going fast and am suprised that i have quite good control (as im usually a bit shit!) as my friends start to catch up to me i get worse and worse with y board control and fall off a few times. I fall off close to a group of 3 guys, one of them laughs, sneers and throws an insult my way, i decide i dont like him very much. He is quite tall and has medium long blonde hair. I glare at him and pick my board up, hop on and skate away... as im skating away i turn on my board, stick up my middle finger and smile... Then i shout some insult and skate off.

My friends are behind me and laughing at what just happened, we continue skating through the mall and stop as we hear music, there is a shop that is having a huge party! There are quite a few people there and in the middle of the floor, outside the shop, there is a big black column that connects to the ceiling, it has loads of speakers on it, people are dancing around it and i see more people dancing at the entrance to the shop. Its a music shop (big suprise), i walk in and spot my friend bailey, he sees us and walks up to greet us.
He wants us to stay and party for a bit so we agree and start dancing for a while.

We are dancing away and suddenly the guy from before comes through the shop entrance, walks right up to bailey and start pushing him, he pushes him over, jumps on him and starts punching him.
I've had enough of this guy so i push through the crowd that has gathered and grab the guy by his hair and wrench him off my friend, it feels really real, i can feel the resistance from his hair and he is screaming in pain, i continue to drag him out of the shop and past the crowd of people dancing around the speakers. One hand still gripping his hair, i grab his arm with my other, spin him and launch him 8 feet through the air and straight through a shop window!
I turn around and my friends are walking towards me smiling, bailey thanks me and we go back to dancing.

Suddenly i am on my board again and i fall, as i hit the ground i appear inside a shop, its old and dusty and im really confused as to how i got here, i remember thinking, "WTF!?" - I decide to escape from this weird place and re-join the party. I get back and after some time of dancing the party is over and it is time to leave; me, Paul and Ben get on our boards and skate slowly towards the mall-exit. The mall is completely empty, the only people here are the people from that party.
We get off our boards and walk down the ramp towards the exit, paul says to me "wow, such a random night" I laugh and look down at the skateboard in my hand, turn it around so i can look a the underside - it is blank, just wood, but it has green wheels =], i say "yeah! But at least we got these sweet skateboards and dont have to use our shitty ones anymore!" he smiles and replies with "yeah, actually.... SICK!"
I wake up!

Went to bed 1:10-1:30
Goals teleport
4:32 I rem being in my room with my sister, im in my comp chair my sis on the bed. All of a sudden i rem that i had a lucid dream earlier in the night. I dont know if i really had one or not but in the dream i freak out and start to rem all of this stuff i cant rem now. I get up and grab my computer and open it up getting ready to try and record my lucid. I just rem my mem of the lucid being very purple, like the environment was purple. I cant help but wonder if i had a super early morning lucid and then this flash is an fa. cant say for sure

5:56 I had an fa where i get up and can hear my sister playing oblivion in the living room, the music anyway, in the dream i knew it was my sister. I rem thinking, she must be playing until she leaves for work. In this dream i had a dream i needed to write down as well. I rem looking at the clock but cant rem the time it said. I rem noticing that my blinds had been left slightly open over night and my lights had been left on so you could see in all night. I get up to close them wondering if anyone saw in.

8:26 Short dream of watching some chicks prepare for some kind of mission. I just rem them lined up at the front of a room, looks like a classroom. They are all wearing black and one of them even says this at one point. I rem one of them was trying to decide if she would wear her hair up. She keeps changing her mind until finally she ducks down to where i cant see her and then pops back up with her hair up, she says something about finally deciding.