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1. I am floating in space admiring it and totally relaxed soaking everything in when I see this shape that appears to be something or someone invisible, I can see through it but it has a faint outline that is blurry and looks like energy. I feel something is watching me so say I can see you, please show yourself. I then hear my familiar mans Voice say, if you can see me you have been practicing with your ball (from previous dreams). You are learning to become one with it. I figured this is a good time for me to ask for my new dream control power since that is the TOTM. I asked him if he could please reveal the power to me. He said I have been patient but patience is required. He will reveal only one to me for now as this is very powerful and I am not ready for its full potential. He is still invisible but his outline stands tall and I can see his outline of his body now glowing brighter, he puts his hands up in the air and there is a ball of energy glowing between his hands that is extremely bright and all of a sudden blue bolts or electricity looking lines come shooting out from his hands and then his entire body like he is being electrocuted, I was a ready to dart away if they get too close to me, I had to turn away it was so bright, then it stopped. I said what in the world was that? He said this is how I power up my energy but that is yet to come. For now he said he will show me how to become invisible and I am to follow him in this invisibility dance (TOTM). He is very serious so I have to be as well, but inside I was excited to learn my new dance. He starts off showing me how to feel the energy in my hands and we go close together and far away with our hands, after doing this three times I could see the light ball between me. This ball is now in me and I can create it, now we start to move fluid like I did with the earth ball only this time I feel I am not picking up on it like I did before, he said stop thinking about it and just do it, I have it inside me. Sure enough I was then doing this dance with him and he said that this dance will allow the energy ball to hide me and make me invisible. It is the basics. I assume I must be invisible so can't wait to give it a try, I was so excited to get back to trying it I woke up, but I will be trying that out .

2. I am back on earth and walking around my block when this old bald guy is cutting the grass. He really doesn't look human but I want to play rock paper scissors so I asked him and he stares at me. I mean really stares as me as if I am bothering him, then his eyes turn bright red. I flew away real fast. Then I see my dog out of my backyard floating down the street. I woke up.

I dreamed of a guy I dated but who ultimately rejected me. We were talking in a cafe or some place. It was a lighthearted talk about what happened and about how he was already dating the other guy and me asking why we dated (or tried to date...?) anyway. It was really light, and I forgot most of it when I woke up, thanks to a raging headache and asthma attack threat.

Now, it just hit me full force and I can barely write this down.

Other details: It was evening. It was in some familiar place but can't remember exactly where. There was a train and bus station. Somehow I got lost going home or at least going away from that place.

+ should I disconnect the transponder and trap the guy's soul inside the machine?

+ skating over the floors [DREAM SIGN] in a ranch house with glass walls [DREAM SIGN], punching the button controlling the garage door outside and yelling "WHAT DOES THIS ONE DO!?"

WBTB

+ With F (from F&D college friends), her look-a-like brother [FALSE, it was son] she looks really pretty with her eye makeup

+ with MA and NI lying next to bed with them our arms entwined, I'm whining about my life, M comes over and gives me a big hug while I'm sitting on the ground, I say "thank you!"

+ Driving my car outside, I see MR outside walking outside the business building, along with guy I remember as "Mark Flamer" [FALSE], I hold out my hand for a handshake but it takes him a long time to take it, he has one extra false right arm hanging off his right arm at the elbow, it's because he has a blind vision spot and so he needs people to shake the higher, false arm in order for him to see it

+ grocery store, ice cream flavor (mint, vanilla), eating the whole pint, the guy then offers tastes from his lunch on a fork held before my face I don't want to put that in my mouth but I do it's one small round thing like a bean and one longer thing like a tiny hot dog, tastes quite good at first, crispy, I say "roasted pork?" he responds "Lion!" I say "Lion!?" he says "Hah you should have seen your face just now!" I see the lion skeleton with the skull locked into its death pain expression then I see smaller little skeleton sections and think these bones are too small for a lion

+(f) she takes off her shirt, she has brown boobs...

+ LUCIDD 218 LD#218 I'm walking in a mall and people are in my way [DREAM SIGN] I'm trying to go forwards, faster, down a corridor with a sign blocking the way a narrator says the way is blocked because it's an employee smoking area I see them sitting along the very narrow corridor/walkway on the right, see the smoke, walk through it and smell it a bit, encounter another block a microwave oven and jars of things on top of it I'm trying to find a place to put my foot and step over this someone says something about me not making it (?) but I step over and recognize a guy [FALSE] and say "aren't you the guy who made the cabbage chutney?" he hands me a grey sausage I taste it it's good and beefy flavor I ask what it is he says "pork loin", I say it tastes more like beef. I think of something witty to say, I grab the now empty table in front of me in order to stabilize, it feels very solid, I'm slowly getting lucid, I turn to the guy again to say something but he's vanished and I get fully lucid from the shock of him and all the guys around him vanishing. I'm just looking around me for a second and yep they're all gone. I walk on farther down the walkway after a bend and start approaching a group of 3 girls. I stop myself. NO! Must do TOTMs! I think of them and remember rock paper scissors. I approach the girls again with RPS intentions but they get off and start hurrying somewhere to the left. I interrupt them and they say something unintelligble, but they don't want to stop. I grab one's arms and say let's play rock paper scissors and make a game move (rock) but she doesn't respond. She says something silly, they're all giggling "Tee Hee! Tee Hee!" I say again let's play and do the 1-2-3 count and make a rock fist and look down at her hands, she has made two hands, one left and right but I focus on the right and she made scissors, so I win! I say let's play again and this time I do a "paper" hand and she makes some odd gang sign/bull-horns hand with index and pinky fingers extended , I say "what's that?" she says "I don't know! Tee Hee!" So I say "OK, time to [sexual comment], Tee Hee!" and [Sexy Time], I worry a bit about stability but it's stable, but when I stand up to get more points the dream fades.

BTS

+ [vivid] in my hotel room, about to take a shower, window to the street, looking at windows, looking for door to room, look out and see a mess of my things as I undressed and came into the room, a container strewn farther down the hallway, how did I toss that there, it's too far into the hallway for me to get to it.

+ JoBis pile of graded papers, what will I do with this big, heavy pile? It is a collection of student's most famous bad papers/cheats/poor scores with funny teacher comments on them. One of them is a math paper and the student wrote as an answer a large matrix full of 0's (like 8x8).

+ mad scientist and the fragmenting rockets falling down. His rockets are too far ahead for the counter-measures to catch in time. I watch them from far away as the lights of the missiles dash towards the ground and the good-guys stuff follows. The bad guy is also a news commentator? He is there and says something but it doesn't matter because it looks like he won.

I made a pact with a demon, who gave me a rather good deal. He will shower money and fortune to my boyfriend, and I just have to become more fragile (he mentioned my HP decreasing) while my ATK go up. This happens by me having to go through his deadly gauntlets daily, except that he also told me he'll revive me if I die or get maimed in the gauntlet.

I don't recall much except that I became lucid in a dream. I don't know much about what happened prior to that, just that all DCs ceased motion once I tried to stabilize my dream, and that there was a big fat man next to me. I woke up.

I followed a girl with a big butt I thought about approaching her to talk. I approached her and told her that she was beautiful she actually really liked me and I didn't expect that. I thought to myself you never know unless you try.

Another night without anything recalled. WBTB attempt failed.

(copied from notepad I wrote on)

Dreamed I was in a medicinal store with two people and saw a medicine container, maybe a box, that said "Don't worry Austin, I made you strong." I think it's from God.

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Note: I think one of the two people was my Father and the other was a man who oversaw this store or at the very least this little section of it.

Attempted WBTB, but failed.

Nothing recalled.

2 pts wbtb
1 pt non lucid
= 3pts

I was staying w/ Katie briefly & we plan to go to see houses. We are looking around & see lots of bedrooms in the house we are looking at & it's clean. But it's close to other houses which I don't particularly want for my next house. Yet my kids & Mike are there & we are really liking it all & the price. Suddenly Katie grabs my hand & drags me off into a bathroom & shoves some clothes at me. She says we are going to go see Anthony in jail even though in real life he is in prison. (She was just talking about seeing him & how they made her change her shirt while she was there when it was totally appropriate). She had pulled some strings to get us into see him. Things kept going wrong so we were obviously never going to get there.
WBTB
Dream recall was interrupted do to life

Nap 1430 - 1600

Driving to Costco
I'm driving to Costco. As I'm approaching my turn I realize that I'm in the go-straight lane instead of the left-turn lane. I get ready to change lanes and look to my left and see that the turn lane is completely packed and there's no room for me. I'm not sure what to do - try to force my way over, keep going and make a U-turn, or what. In the end, I decide to stop in the middle of the intersection and wait for an opportunity to turn. Now I look up and see that the light is red. After checking to make sure it's safe, I complete my turn. I'm surprised to see that another car turns behind me, and I hope that it's not police. I look more closely in my rearview mirror and can see that it's just an old jeep-style car. As I return my attention in front of myself, I see there's a police car on the other side of the road. I hope he doesn't pull a U-turn behind me, and I start to prepare what I'm going to say if he comes after me. Thankfully, he doesn't.


Belt joke
I'm looking at a group of guys who I know are old-timey military officers. They're waiting around for some British officers to arrive. The man in charge says that, originally, they were just going to "meet" over the phone, but someone decided that they should really meet face-to-face. He's mirthful, describing his plan to his friends: he's going to give the ranking British officer a "gift" of a "special" belt. He starts talking in what I assume are inuendos I don't know, saying things like how it takes two people to play a tuba.


Sticky leak
I'm standing in my breakfast nook. I notice an odd puddle - it looks sticky - on the floor and look around for its source. I expect to see a knocked-over cup nearby, but I can't see anything. I look up and don't see anything. I look more closely and see a hairline crack with a drop coming out of it again. I look again and see a gaping hole in the ceiling and a cracked pipe which is leaking the stuff. I call to my wife, who's in the pantry behind me, to come and look; then I rush downstairs to find the house's master water cutoff. I know I've used it before, but I can't remember where it is. I hope I'll be able to find it quickly.

Now I'm downstairs. There's something about tiles, and things go poorly.

Now I'm in the parking lot of a home improvement store, loading up the white van with the stuff I need to fix the house. I'm trying to load stuff onto the roof, but it's huge, and I'm having trouble. Someone comes over and helps me. As we get the supplies onto the roof, we knock down my daughter's brown stuffed animal. I'm amused and confused - how could that possibly have gotten up there? As far as I know, the kids never left the car.

>In a place with some being in a cloud or something (this sounds vaguely remembered at the moment) and then I think I was being spoken to. Later, this surrounding area turned into a bookstore and there was a 1800s looking burly but respectable guy nearby with his wife, I think (though I only looked at him primarily) and I had a hammer. He asked me what I had and I said something like "Something I'll use in self defense if you..." (do so and so, I think this was talking about him entering my location whilst trespassing) and he kept his distance. Later he said I was welcome at his house.

> Bilbo Baggins (a la from the movie version of The Hobbit) went back in time and was a bit confused as he was in a strange location seeing this from another person's body. The location was a building that may have been a boarding house (why am I saying "a boarding house"?) and then he walked to a hallway and a computer on a screen started talking to him and asked the password (so he could enter) being that he looked like the owner of the place. He then freaked out saying he didn't remember and the computer recognized this and told him the password (which not only counted the words but the tone of voice and movement of the body) and then examined him. At one point the computer said "You're obsessed with Obi" - and Obi is an elephant OC (a self insert I think) of someone I know. Obsessed? I didn't think so but I will admit I love looking at his drawings.

> Somehow Lloyd and Harry from Dumb and Dumber were in charge of a restaurant and they were making a mess out of everything, throwing wrappers behind the counter in a huge pile and putting food in wrong, etc...

D1 - headteacher is round my house and is using my account to buy things on ebay Oo I wonder where they will be delivered.

D2 - On holiday in spain I am running a creche for kids and there are loads. Alfie runs away and I am looking everywhere for him but while im out others escape LMAO. Sean comes to help me.

D3 - In a store I am wearing a green jumper and a purple one over the top, this fashion faux par means the assistant zooms in on me, thinking she can sell me loads of crappy stuff. Of course i am not interested and try to escape her clutches.

D4 - My daughter is in the house and I am trying to turn off the water. This is a phobia of mine that has returned in my dreams.

WBTB (success) due to my partner thinking it was a work day and getting up panicking

D5 - I am standing at the road side and immediately realise im dreaming. I make a car appear, it is an old ford original and black. It feels way to large inside without any seats, so I shrink it down.
It drives itself for a while then I get out and decide to jog. It feels great just to be free in the dream and I jog along a stretch of pedestrianised space on the sea front. Its quite busy with other joggers.
I see one woman jogging from the back, she has long dark hair, tied up and a red top with lycra jogging bottoms, little stripy socks and trainers. I like the look of her and decide to try something.
Previously I have used mind control but the people would just become mindless zombies and it was no fun at all. So this time I tried something different. I produced a note telling her that I was her boyfriend and put it into her hand. She read it and understood. We jogged along to her apartment. When she got out the keys she explained that she did not live alone but with her mother. When went up the stairs and when entering the spacious twenties style apartment. I saw her mother with grey hair and glasses and I was a bit apprehensive so I made her grow younger, to about the age of the other woman making them more like sisters. After that I got a bit distracted by sex and then thinking what I was going to do, as a result I woke up.

[comment]
I have realised the phobia I have is not specifically to do with fear of death but of fear of becoming overcome by my emotions. Hence the water.
When I was a child my parents ignored me when I had nightmares or was upset. I just used to get told off or ignored, so I learnt to hide my feelings.

4.10- 5.05
Short LD "Smash the Sky"
I am using a computer. The screen is mostly blue, like there is plastic over it. There are forums showing. I am trying to edit something and end up deleting the entire post. It occurs to me that this is a dream, and a nose pinch RC confirms it.

The room is small and has a couple of windows looking out of the second story towards a street and other buildings. I try to fly through the closed window, phasing through it completely. I am now outside but the sky is a ceiling still. There is a patch of blue sky down the street, but wherever I fly to the ceiling just keeps reappearing.

Finally I lose my temper and hulk out, letting out a roar of frustration and smashing head first into the solid ceiling. It shatters from the impact, lumps of masonry falling everywhere. Then it vanishes. I keep flying up into the sky until everything goes black. Then stars start to appear. The stars seem to gather together as I fly towards them, forming a galaxy. It fades before I can reach it.

Short LD "Triss" WILD
After waiting in the darkness for ages there are sudden screeching noises. Then violent vibrations start. Feels like an earthquake. I remind myself to stay calm. When everything goes quiet again, I do a nose pinch RC then stand up on the bed. Well, the task of the month requires a DC to show you a new method of dream control. So I stare at the door and imagine someone walking in.

A red haired woman walks in. She is tall, slim, oh and distractingly pretty. It could be Triss Merigold from the Witcher games. Damn. Maybe I should have created some trousers first. I stand up as she walks to the bed but without me saying a thing she gets down on her knees... * the rest is censored *

Probable false awakening. TR talking to a guy holding a D&D book.

5.20- 6.40am
Medium LD "Hollow Man"
A bad guy is picking on children and painting their toys black. I try to stop him and we end up fighting. During the struggle I get hold of two of his fingers and bend them back. They should break, but he is apparently double jointed and this doesn't do anything to him. Nothing seems to hurt him. Eventually we call a truce. The main thing is, he isn't upsetting the kids any more.

Later on there is a man sitting at a kitchen table eating half an apple pie with custard and ice cream. Mmmm one of my favourite desserts! I take the other half of the pie and put a big spoonful of custard on it. After the food is gone we switch off various fans and lights around the room.

I head upstairs and find a bedroom. While I'm getting undressed several people enter the room and talk about pouring dettol on me "until it foams." Uhm. Really rather you didn't. I become lucid.

I ask the DCs to show me a new method for dream control. They tell me to take a pen and draw a red cross on a tea-bag. Then put it on the floor, lie down and stare at the cross. Well this is all typically dumb, but I do it. While lying on the floor staring at the tea-bag with the cross on it, I suddenly fly backwards out of my body and become an astral projection.

Or at least that's what I thought happened. It seems more like invisibility though, as my body has vanished. Two of the DCs start arguing about how they didn't follow the instructions right and now the transformation is irreversible. You what? I shove one of the guys and he goes flying into a glass set of shelves. It breaks. Glass flies everywhere but doesn't hurt me. He takes a shard of glass and uses it like a dagger, but he is unable to see me and flails wildly.

Everyone else decides to leave. They run outside and get into a car. Still invisible, I jump into the back seat. Lost lucidity at some point, rest is best described as a false/semi lucid-dream. The road is blocked with parked cars and a van tries to run us off the road. The street is very narrow and when we reach the junction at the end, a digger the size of a house with a snow-plow shovel like thing on the front tries to shunt us out of the way.

The road is now blocked with scrap - abandoned cars, metal poles. A bunch of DCs are starting to move things out of the street. The others from the car start to assist. I try to help, and get spotted by a girl with a camera. Hey, what happened to the invisibility?

It turns out that digital cameras can pick up a faint trace of me, and she is using it to see where I am. We move into a house and a guy starts moving shelves around. I help him, while invisible, which freaks him out. He tells me to stop doing that.

I walk into the next room and find it is filled with people from work. One of them looks at a payslip then leaves it lying on the side. I am tempted to look at it. Before I get the chance, someone attacks me. They are using cameras to track me. At first I just try to stay out of the way, but eventually lose my patience and start throwing the people across the room and smashing the place up.... and then wake.

1st DILD- I woke up in my house. Everything was black, and I felt the dream slipping. I managed to stabilize it somehow. Everything was bright and sunny. I had become lucid at the tail end of the dream so I knew it wasn't going to last much longer. I found a window and jumped out, smashing into the concrete ground, through surprisingly bouncing up.

2nd DILD- I was studying when I realised that this was a dream. There was a woman talking to me about her job. I talked with her for a little bit before I decided I wanted to fly. I phased through the walls and flew into the sky. It was a gorgeous day, but everything wasn't as clear as WILD (It's why I don't like DILDs). I saw the moon in the sky and decided to fly into space, anxious to get more points for the Wolves. I wasn't quite able to do it and instead everything turned black and the moon disappeared. I stopped trying and everything returned to normal. I carried on flying passing over people and (strangely horses). I saw in the distance a big building and I decided to fly into it at high speed to see what would happen. I smacked straight into it but just bounced off.