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Date: March/25/2019

I dreamed at first that I was playing Sekiro and fighting a boss called the "Large Ape" or "monkey" or something, which might have been a boss I had spoiled for me. Anyways, I was fighting it and I got destroyed by a bunch of weird enemies on the way to it.

In another part of the dream, I saw Stephen near the lockers at school and I took a weird picture with him. At other parts of my dream, I was late for school assembly.

Fragment #1
I'm in what appears to be an elementary school. Sitting at desk are a bunch of adults, including myself or whoever I am in the dream. We are part of a government organization and we just finished some big assignment in which I had played some key part. Some official comes to speak with me, says things I don't recall now but myself and everyone listens and reads between the lines and come to the conclusion that the government now thinks I know too much and will have me killed in 4 hours. One of the female coworkers agrees to take me into another room and fuck me before they come to kill me. The dream ends before that, or I've forgotten any further parts of that dream.

Fragment #2
I've somehow transported to a strange place of large stone buildings and lots of people walking around in knights armor. I am later in one of these stone buildings in one of the rooms, and it seems I had been, or had been planning to,maybe both, fucking some woman that had been going around in knights armor and they were attractive underneath. Later my mom shows up with my stepdad and they are calling for me, so I yell out the window to them after cracking it about 2 inches, which is as far as it will go. I start to pack to get ready to go out to them. One of the things that was my packing is dumping the wet wax from a candle out on a plate which has 3 eggs yolks in it. I blow out the candle and place it sideways in the wax on the stone plate to harden and pack up.

I walked into the bathroom to see the entire toilet, from the top part you have to remove to the part where you lift the lid and pee, had been engraved by my roommate like a angry ex keying a car. It said something like "if this room isn't clean, you'll have to get a new roomate" or something

I was in my bed. I woke up to Meme and my roommate's boyfriend having sex. Someone came into the room and asked the boyfriend for shoes which, as he handed them over, hit my face a bit. The person asking for shoes told him 'you're such a libra'. I told him he hit me with a shoe and he apologized. Meme was smiling about something, then she left. I don't remember the dude leaving but he kinda dissapeared

I was in a cavern-like place kinda like in the movie US when the girl was dancing. I was walking back and forth, trading positions with someone I was trying to communicate with. We weren't exactly doing sign language, but we were trying to communicate with wierd hand signals. It seemed like we were trying to communicate something importatnt.