non-lucid

News:
These are some fragments I though was funny uhoh.

31.01.2010
Slender Man
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 5/10

I remember I was at a party with some friends. I didn't drink anything but I had that drunk feeling, which wasn't raelly good. So my friend had that awesome idea of going outside and explore de forest, so we did. But along our waay to the forest I saw the Slender man a couple of times, and it was moving it wasn't just a scare crow like my other dream, that one was moving with his tentacles ans shits. Then I had the idea to meet him and fucked him up, again.

31.01.2010
Garrysmod
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 5/10

I remember I was playing Gmod with some DV member, I'm not sure but I think we were doing some kind of race. It was pretty awesome. Then I remember CC saying "HEY SORA LOOK! I'M PLAYING GMOD!" and I was like, "Omfg CC you're so awesome." and that's pretty the only thing I can remember. I'm pretty Slash was there too.

News:
Derp, Long time I didn't post, but that's because I didn't have any interesting dreams D= This one is quite interesting, first one of it's genre! It was typed on my iPhone will I was at my cottage...it took me quite a while to write but it's nicely written I guess.

08.01.2010
The hot chick
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 9/10

I'm at my job with my friends. It's a kind of forge or something, it's not very clean and we were cleaning the garbages. Then I see that extremly hot chick walking in the corridor. I tell my 2 friend and they tell me she's the new coordinator. I suggest we make a race to see who will be the first to make out with her, they accepted.

So as I was doing my job, I can't tell you what it was exactly, she approaches me and starts telling me I'm not doing my job correctly. So I ask her how am I supposed to do it and she starts yelling at me. As she yell at me I'm thinking about a way to make out with her, I soon decided to stop breathing so she'll have to mouth to mouth with me and BAM I'll kiss her and she'll fall for me. (I'm such a genius) So I stopped breathing infront of her, she didn't notice at first but then I apparently turned blue and she was telling me to breath. Then I felt that incredibly warm and soft sensation on my lips, when I finally knew what was happening I returned her kisses and we made out. (that was fucking amazing, that part was extremly vivid for some reason) When we're done she looked, blushed and ran away. I was smiling to myself and my friends came across.

They told me to hurry up because they saw the chick running away. They also said one of us have to kiss her at least, I didn't say anything about what happenned and decided to follow them. We were now outside looking around when I saw her at the train station waiting for a ticket, I think she noticed me but refused to look at me. My friend also noticed her and said he was going to take a ticket and go inside the same wagon as her, but then she was gone and the train was starting. I saw her head coming out of the window looking at me and I yelled "we will meet again!!". My friends were looking at
me with some weird face and I said "sorry guys but I won ".

The end

News:
Well well, I failed my WILD last night...but well I was constantly waking up and I didn't sleep very well. I haven't recalled any dream but I have this one which was laying in my DJ and I think it was kind of interesting :3.

03.12.2009
Worst movie ever
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 8/10

I am at the movie theater with my brother and one of his friend. The movie is kind of lame. I'm barely watching it intead I'm playing with my rubik cube. Sometimes I hear everyones screaming, when that I happen I watch the scream and see some "scary" shit, I wasn't scared at all I just though that movie was extremly lame. So I'm there in the room playing with my cube and half watching the movie, it goes like that for the WHOLE movie which lasted at least 30min in my head. After the movie I tell my brother the movie was lame and he agreed, as we get out of the theater we found ourselves at the top a cliff which was giving us to a crash plane, just like the map Afghan in Call of duty : MW2. But there was some Monorail train track here and there and everyone was watching the wreckage. that was kind of weird but we didn't care about it and just continued to walk downhill. As the slope gets pitcher we starts sliding on our knell, it was pretty damn cool, my brother was in front and his friend was behind me, he's kind of fatty and not really good at that kind of stuff and he lost control and went in the wood. Me and my brother are still chasing each other, the slope is kind of endless now and it starts snowing. My brother finally crash into the wood and I follow him and we laugh a long time and see his friend coming and he's raging. That's pretty much how it ended.

News:
Since I've been slacking for the past motnhs I have something like 4-5 epic dreams to write down, I still remember them pretty well so I'll try to write them down as soon as possible :3. that dream was pretty frustrating because I coud have become lucid pretty easily, but I didn'T.

14.10.2009
Smonkin' with my dad
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 7/10

I was doing the grocery with my dad I said to him, "Hey, We're dreaming" and he said ""Really?!? Then I can try to smoke some weed, I've always wondered what it felt like!". (I never became lucid even after that OBVIOUS hint) So he took out some weed out of nowhere and was about to lit it up but then some zombies came out of nowhere and started to charge us so we ran away. We were running in the grocerry store trying to hid ourself. I remember my dad having a run and blowing some zombies head with it. If a zombie touch you you will die, he said. At this moment a zombie grabbed my arm and a black spirit was trying to get into my body, but I fought against it and my body split himself into 2 part for some reason I knew the other part was my evil self, like al lthe bad things about me in one person. So I decided to go kill it. I took my father's gun and run against him. We were now in a kind of Maze made of wood board and it was pretty confusing but I was still running at him.

This is pretty much what I can remember, I know that's sad but I never reached him.

News:
Urh Urh, I decided to get fully back into LDs. I'm pretty motivated and hopefully I'll succeed =D I also decided to finally write down some dreams I've recalled some weeks ago.

30.11.2009
Myrtle Beach
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 8/10

I remember I was sitting in the street, right next to my house with my friends. There was a huge Hookah right between us and we were smokin' the ganja. So we were there in the middle of the street smoking some good ass weed and high as fuck, and then we ran out of herb, so I decided to go cultivate some. I went in my backyard, which was full of flourishing Weed plant and cut some branch and went back in with my friends. I then used a strainer to get make some Hash. While I was doing this my father came across in a extremly large limousine and said we were going to Myrtle beach. So I got in the limousine, leaving my friend behind with a huge ass pile of weed, he was happy.

We were now in a traffic jam and my dad was yelling at ppl outside his window. We decided to continu our route walking sicne we were almos there. We climbed above a concrete wall and behind there was one of those huge ass line up to get to the beach, so we decided to skip ppl climbing on stuff and by some weird palces. We finally reached the ticket place and we went into the changing room. I accidently went into the female changing room but the girls in there weren't angry at all nor scared. I actually knew them, they were 2 of my classmates irl, and started talking with them while they were changing themselves. As the undress themselves I get a hardon and sit on a bench and I just watch them, they were fuckin' hot and not bothered of me watching them, but I didn't want them to notice my boner so I tried to hide it. After they finished to put their sexy ass swimsuit we went to the beach together.

Then when I got out of the changing room, I realised it was winter outside. My father was there with my Brother and he asked me WTF I was doing almost naked at this time of the year. He gave me my snowbaord and told me to not worry about my outfit since it wasn't cold at all. Then we started to run down the slope. We were the first ones to go through that slope and it was the perfect conditions ever. I was going pretty fast dodging the trees and I was extremly happy to do some snowboard. Then I saw a big ad saying "Welcome to WhitePeak". Right after the ad was a biiiig cliff and I jumped over it, I stayed in the air for at least 3-4 second and when I hit the ground I started to do some barrel rolls. When I finally stopped doing barrel rolls I was at the bottom of the mountain right next to the cabs, I got up and my father said, "Don't worry it was your first time this year". And then we did the lineup to go back up in the mountain.

That's pretty what I can remember.

News:
Eating a man is not fun. The english might be horrible in some of my dream, cause I'm so fucking lazy sometimes.

17.11.2009
The Maneater
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 7/10

I remember I was going to see my uncle at his house. Once I get there it seems like he's not at home so I decided to go take a look in the backyard where I saw one of his numerous VTT (He only ahve 1 IRL) So I decided to took it and go to the usual spot. (It doesn't exist IRL but obviously I knew where it was in my dream) So after a while driving the VTT in the forest I finally arrive at the little race track where was my cousin with his own VTT. I'm glad to see him and I'm like "Hey what's up? Look I took your VTT so I could ride with you." he answers me that his father don't want me to take the VTT.

So I apologize and I keep tellin' him that he wouldn't do a big deal about it. As we were starting our engines his father came from nowhere and looked at me severly and said "I'm really disapointed, why did you took that VTT which isn't your", he made me feel pretty remorseful and well I said I was sorry and all but he didn't care, so I went back at his house and put the VTT back in the yard.

As I get of the VTT I notice someone which is in the house. At this ponit I kind of became the guy IN the house...that was pretty weird. So I was now carrying a dead body over the house and put it on the table, I was searching a way to hide the body but I couldn't find so I decided to eat the body. I did eat ALL the body and the only remains was the bones which I took and put in the trash can, that's pretty much what I can remember lol.

News:
God damnit, my dream recall is getting worse I know why! I'm neglecting my DJ ALOOT!! I need to get into it if I want some LDs and more interesting dreams, specially because my last few dreams didn't have any end at all...

17.11.2009
Around the forest maze
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 5/10

I was in my cottage in the forest, it's a pretty cool place and I love to go there. But this time it was kind of different, exactly like a maze. I was lost in the forest, it was getting cold and I was with my brother. My vision was overlayed with a Map which looked like a maze or something, I was even able to spot us on the map. Anyway, after a while we finally found the little house and went in there to warm ourselves. All my family was there. My grandma gave me a gift and it was actually a Chainmail, I though it was pretty cool and thanked my grandma. I told everyone about the forest maze and they were all fascinated by my story. So my brother, my cousin and I decided to go back there but it was starting to snow, so we decided to wear some warm clothes. I put on my chainmaill, which I though would be pretty warm, and some other stuff, it took me about 1h to dress, at least that's what it looked like. Once I finished we went outside the dark forest while some snow flake was falling of the sky, it was beautifull. That's pretty much the end of my dream, it ended just like a movie, the 3 of us walking into the darkness of the forest while it was slowly snowing.

News:
God, I have tons of dream to write doowwn!! Looks like my dream recall is srsly getting better =D. Anyway for the past dreams I've been High or Drunk for some reason. Anyway these are pretty cool eheh.

21.10.2009
I'm too high
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 7/10

I remember behind at school listening to the teacher and I was hella bored. So I decided to go to the waskroom and I took a few hits of that magicly appeared Bong. I went back to my class baked as fuck. I was trying to understand the teacher but that was just impossible due to my seriously fucked mind. So I just layed on my desk and fell asleep.

I was now in my yard HIGH AS FUCK and was practicing some ninja moves. Then I saw my friend standing in door frame staring at me. I got freaked and he left toward the front exit of my house. I ran to the front of the house to catch him while he leave the house but I wasn't fast enough and missed him by an inch. I also though he stole my weed so that's why I was running after him. He ran to the left in the street and stopped and stared at me again. I asked him what he was doing and he didn't answer me so I tried to catch him again but he managed to dodge and ran in the oposite direction of the street but never stopped and I was screaming "WHY!?!?!?". I fell on my knee on the hard concrete road and looked at the sky and yelled "WHY!?!" once again, and the dream ended.

News:
Here's some old fragments I haven't posted because I hate posting fragments, anyway here they are.

31.07.2009
Walt Disney II
Type: (Non-lucid)


My friends and I were at walt disney, it was a kind of christmas themed park. We decided to go to a kind of Haunted House but we figuered out we can not for some reason I can' remember so I decided to go park the car so my friends stayed in front on the building. Karting Track I find another friend and I asked about a Caravelle. That's pretty much it.

20.06.2009
Drive! Drive!
Type: (Non-lucid)


I'm at my grand mother's house with my parents. I remember my mom screaming to take the car and drive while she was getting in. So I did. I drove off as fast as possible and we arrived to a kind of wooden shack and she asked me to go get the keys inside it. So I had to cross 10m of thick snow with my casual cloths. I was frozen when I finnaly got in and there was my uncle waiting inside and my mom was now in. I warmed myself with the fire. Urrrh the end.


20.06.2009
To the beach!!
Type: (Non-lucid)


My brother, my cousin and I where in a car and we were going to the beach. We finally arrived but the beach was empty. We still swam and had fun for a short amount of time and that bee robot thing appeared came to us and was taking photos or something and it said, "Infraction 1". We were like, OH SHI' this beach is private!! so we moved along and found another beach with much more ppl. We started having fun and that bee thing came again, said "Infraction 2" and spread a powder on me and I started coughing. Then I remember I was trying to escape from that bee climbing on a rock cliffs bare feet and hands, I was kinda of sick because of that powder and I was coughing alot. That's pretty much what I remember.

30.09.2009
Epic journey to my English class
Type: (Non-lucid)


I remember I was in school and I was looking for my english class because I had a work to give to my teacher. So I was wandering around the school. I soon heard that the only wayt to go to the english class was by using that girl's locker. I knew who she was, (She's interested in me IRL I think but I srsly think her personnality doesn't fit with mine so I try to be kinda distant) so I went to her locker with one of my best friend and I asked her if I could go to my english lessons, she said "Yes but you'll have to wait." So I did and then she started to flirt with my Friend and I remember I was thinking like, "Mmmm looks like she trying to makes me jealous, wtf is she?" and I said, "Fuck this just gimme the code" and she did.

Inside her locker was a kidn of big Lego structure and I had to slide off a thing and I got suck into that hole I did. I was now in a field surround by mountains and I could see a big mansion on top of one. I remember walking toward it, but that's all

13.09.2009
Evil Granny
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 8/10

I was monving in a new house with my family. Weeks passed after we moved in and I found that secret door i nthe house and decided to open it, inside were some washer machine and a granny standing still, she turned around and smiled at me with an evil face. I immediatly closed the door and tried alert everyone. I remember running around the house while the granny was chasing me and I finally got on the roof of the house. The granny was now trying to climb here too so I decided to jump off the house but I died.

At this point the dream started over. I was moving in my new house with my parents I was still aware of what happened so as soon as we fisnished moved in I went to that secret door opened it and tried to beat that evil granny but she was kinda impossible to hurt so I ran away again. This time I managed to get out by a window and run in the street looking for help. I went to an house near and knocked at the door. When the girl opened the door I said I was a serial killer looking for a hide (I srsly don't know why the fuck I said that lol) She ignored me and closed the door. I was now at panic because I though she would call the police. So I ran to the town cimester to hide myself. My friend was there and I asked him for help, but he asked me to fight against him like we did during our Boxing Training. So we did but with bare fist, he hit me in the face and my teeth started to fall. Finally the police came and I surrender and told al lthe story about that granny. They believed me and locked that granny inside her own house forever. The End.

News:
Ahah!! I've just had the funniest dream ever since a really long time!!! The best thing is because it referes to something which happened in DV Chat the night I had this dream!! Cheers!

02.09.2009
Squirrell Avenger - Art of the Ninja
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 6/10

This dream isn't epic/long or such but I really laughed at it when I woke up lol.

I remember I was in the desert under a tent with some random DCs, doing stuff I can't remember. Then there's this cowboy which is running around the camp on his horse and there's a man tied by the head and he's getting trailed by the cowboy with a rope tied to the horse. (Ok this might be confusing cause I don't know how to type this lol so here's a little schema)



After a couple of turns around the camp the cowboys stop and vanish, I go see the guys which was getting trailed and I totally laughed at him because he had an extremily large forehead.
Take this pic and strecht it even higher.



So I laughed at him really hard despite he was almost dead. Then a Ninja Squirrel came out of no where to punish me of this sin and I knew he was gonna pwn me, he was a ninja. This is the part why I really laughed irl. Personnal thanks to CanceledCzech, ily.



It looks like this this image really catched my attention ahah. I think I should really consider making some bandanas on these squirrels.

So this ninja squirrel jumped on me trying to kill me with his ninjutsu but I dodjed couple of his arial attacks. Then he managed to grab a tiny bit of my shirt and grab himself on me. Then he went into my T-shirt and pierced a hole in my chest and managed his way to my heart and killed me. I woke up at this moment.

This dream was awesome.

News:
2 dreams in a row, still some under-construction because I'm a lazy ass.

30.08.2009
Serial Rapist
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 7/10

I'm at a snack bar with some random DCs and we are chilling, my cousin come across (He's a police man irl and in the dream) and ask if we saw strange looking girl, we answered negatively. He said they were looking for a Serial Rapist and to be aware. I asked him if he could show me his gun, he said, "Sure it's really safe", and took out a massive shotgun from his side and crank it and accidently shoots the umbrella which was covering our table. He was like, "Omg, don't worry it's alright" and he went away.

So I left my friends and went to the bathroom, as I return the snack bar was now a odd looking prison or something. I get inside and start investigating the place. I saw one of my random DC friend in the jail with another girl and they were chatting, I asked my friend what happenned and she told me that the girl is her friend and they locked themself here accidently, so I said to stay there and I'll go get some help to get them out of here. I must say that the jail they where in had a distributor next to it.

As I come back with my cousin I saw the jail my friend getting raped very hardly by the girl which was suposed to be here friend. My cousin took care of everything and I can't remember wtf I was doing meanwhile. I was now at a bathroom and looking for something, so bored of searching it I decided to go buy it at the distributor. The serial rapist wasn't there anymore and I took a can of soda in the distributor and a cops came across, I asked him where the girl was now. He pointed me a big garage doors and it opened. The girl was on a chair tied evrywhere and her back was facing us, I took my soda can and trew it at her.

That's mainly how it ended.

This dream was pretty cool. I did Base jump =) =) =)

Base Jump

Clearness : 8/10
Lucid : No

Me and my cousin went base jumpings! It was above a really big cliff and we landed within our friend waiting for us. We descided to do it again so we manage our wait up. That pace actually a Hydro-Quebec settlement and there was alot of tower where we probably could Base jump!

Once we reached the top, I noticed it was time for me to go to work, but I had to go to the corner store my friend followed me in the car. During the run I kind of fucked up my cars transmission, it was really weird and I was like WTF!!?! NOT THIS PLEASSE!! My handle bar was all crooked and weird. Then we parked infront of the corner store. Inside there were 3 guys actually know (I hate them) and they where buying some fishing pole. I grabbed an energy drink and just ignored them. I get outside and my friend was now waiting in HIS car next to mine he said he was gonna work too. So we left each other there.

While I was driving to my job I noticed my friend's car! (We left in opposite ways). So I decided to shift him but while my attemp I burnt a red light and there was a policemen right beside, but he was on a bike!! I hopped he didn't notice me and I kept driving slowy, but he was following me and said "Hey!! I saw you!". So I park my car and the policemen went across. I argued I didn't do it on purpose and if he gave me a ticket I'd loose my liscence. A little croud started to create around us. I was fuckin' angry because I knew my parents would be enraged but well what could I do? Then a stupid dude in the croud started bitching me and I was like "WTF?" and the policement take care of him and I went to my appointement with my family at a restaurant, it was more like a snack bar though.

I was talking with my parents about what hapenned and it didn't bother them, but I was still angry because I lost my Liscences, so I picked up the salt and thrown it on the wall and it shattered into pieces. Then I noticed a really big tree which looked like the one we see in films, with big liana. The table was now floating on the water and everything around was only Trees, we where in the jungle. Then a chicks came at our table to takes her shoes, but she was walking IN the water, she had water to her waist.

Then I can't really remember anything. The end.

Wouhou! I had a really fun Dream tonight!! It was really cool since it was with my friends and because it was pretty entertaining having it =D. Even though it's about war and Guns I wasn't afraid of death and was cold ice. I hope I had much more dreams like this one =D

Well I didn't really add much details since I did it in a hurry, sorry guys, and sadly the recall on it was not my best. Hope you'll like it!

The "Paintball" Movie

Clearness: 6/10
Lucid: No

I was with my Theater Classmates at a kind of Summer camp and we were fighting, with guns and things, against a Flying Woman which was throwing arrows (Not very dangerous when you know you got alot fo guns and people but in the dream she was very powerfull). We were inside a house which looked like a camp and all my Classmates were there. I was the kind of leader of the group, so I plan evrything to fight against the woman then I went on a commando with my dear friend. We almost got hit when we passed inside near the window which blown up, we decided to get out by the backyard of the house so we did move to the back of the house near the cafeteria. Once we get out by the window 2 guys lift up in the backyard pointing their gun at us and they said "Oh that's just you, LOOK OUT THERE SHE IS",she began fire at us and the 2 guys took care of her while my friend and I were running in the field. We noticed the edge of a cliff just before the huge river so I decided to go there since the woman was now chasing us. She screamed, "You won't go anywhere take this!", and she thrown a multiple phase grenade which almost hit us , we only received some drop of paint. I jumped onto the slope and began to slide down the high grass, my friend was lower and the woman was still stalking him, So I picked a rock and threw it at the woman and BANG!! A hit she fell on the ground and I ran toward her, I jump on her and smashed her face on the ground.
Then a big The End appeared, I was actually looking at a movie of me with my friend which made it, I said wow that was amazing I LOVE IT! You're a really good realisator.

This had some conversation around it I jsut can't remember very well, sadly I sleep 7 mins after having it so I may lost things , Anyway it was EPIC! Truly.