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No recall. I usually wake with something but I've been bad about writing things down. Sharing a bed with a light sleeper makes recording a challenge. Haven't found a great solution yet.

I'm climbing a spiral medieval tower. JC from work is there. There is a conversation about legacy somewhere in there.

19.03.23

Before I fell asleep…
I woke up at 0930am LT. I began to wonder that it will be good time for WBTB bc I woke up by myself directly after dream so in theory I’am in REM phase. So I started WILD. During this I recognised that I’m too rested and propably WILD isn’t a good tech for this moment so I resigned. „I will stay i my bed one minute more and I will stand up. I don’t want mess with my bio clock one day before monday” – I thought. Aaaandd…. After this one minute I just fell asleep…


Non-lucid section
I was passing near some kind of restaurant. I stopped to look what is inside and the old woman accosted me. She had white board on her chest with written sign „Good beef – 1pln per 100g” (pln is my country currency and it is circa 0.23 usd). She recommended me her beef but I said
- Sorry ma’am I’m looking inside that restaurant, not on you
- Just try it. It’s super cheap!
I checked my pocket but I left my wallet in my home
- Wait, I’ll go for my wallet
Dream scenerio has changed and now I had wallet. I paid that woman 3.50 pln (circa 0.80 usd) and I entered inside that restaurant. After ordering fries I sit down on chair.
After moment somebody seat near to me. This guy was from my company from crew recruitment department. „Oh shit. I’m sure he will start inportune me”. But no – he wasn’t inportune me. He just took a seat near me and he was waiting for his food. I thought it’s great oportunity to make „job conections” so I started convartation with him
-Do you have some news from sea world? - I asked
-Excuse me?
-Do you have some rumors or news about our job. Especially from shore department. You know – we seafarers like such topics… it’s good to keep conversations onboard.
-Ah.. not really
-Okay
I was looking on city view by window. It’s was a little bit strange because I wasn’t in my home city but I can see characteristic skyscraper.
-That is weird… I didn’t knew we have office in this city – I said
-What do you mean?
-Look – I point on the skyscraper – It’s our office. Literally, I can see name of our company on top of this building.
He didn’t even looks in this direction.


Lucid section
I made RC using nose plug technique. Person ahead of me saw that.
-What are you doing with you nose?
-Nothing important. I have runny nose, don’t mind that. Anyway, I’m going to toilet wash my hands. Wait for me.
I left that place and my „friend”. When I passed the door I was teleported into my home (not intentionally). I entered to second room, I was trying to remind my three-step goals from competition and my personal goals (ofc I know the competition is ended. I wanted to recive some of these goals just for fun). After that I summoned assault rifle. It looks like combinations of Scorpion Evo SMG and AR15 rifle. Next I checked magazine – it’s was full. I smilled. I come back and kicked closed door saying „I’M BACK!”. I just shot him. 3-5 shots in chest and 2-3 shots in head. After, I went to next room in my home and I shot my grandfather in the same way.
I felt a little bit sorry bc I killed member of my family, but this was my personal goal – do something crazy so I can breake my in-dream fears


If it was during the competition I should got:
DILD = 10p
WBTB = 2p
RC = 1p
Using object (I mean making sure my weapon is operational) = 5p

three-step task:
Basic summoning = 5p

Personal goals:
Kill someone with a rifle = 15p

Total: 38p
That's much more than I got in entire competition (33p) XDD

So this morning my girlfriend called me around 5 am and woke me up. After talking for a few minutes she hung up and I went back to sleep. About 20 minutes later I had a natural awakening from a pretty vivid dream. I shifted in my bed some and began to fall back asleep. I could feel myself falling asleep very quickly so I decided to try to stay conscious while doing so. I could feel myself slowly losing touch with reality, I could no longer feel myself lying in my bed or hear my fan running. I repeated my mantra "this dream stabilizes" over and over and a dream scene began to form.

I was in my bedroom lying in my bed. I looked over and for some reason there was a mirror on my door and when I looked in the mirror I could see myself and it looked like there was a TV on the wall behind me. I looked over to the wall but there was no TV there and when I looked back at the door the mirror was gone. I tried to push my finger through my palm but it didn't work so I then tried to pinch my nose and breathe which I could. I got out of bed and went to my bedroom door and opened it. I was hoping it would open into something cool but it was just my normal hallway. I then walked over to my garage door and could see the light was on out there so I knew someone was out there. I opened the door and my dad was in the garage. I went out and said good morning or something similar to him and went up behind him. He began to turn around and I thought that he would probably look weird when he did since this was a dream and I was right. When he turned around he had a really thin long neck that hooked into a very tiny head. It was a little freaky but I knew I was dreaming so I wasn't really scared; in fact I found it kind of funny. Then I decided to go outside. It was morning and the sun was just beginning to rise so there were still stars in the sky. I tried to fly but couldn't get too far off the ground (just like the last time I tried), so I tried the superman method and was able to fly high into the sky. I flew for a few seconds before I woke up.

I'm not really sure if this technically counts as a WILD or not but this was the first time I've ever entered a dream directly. I have had to stabilize dreams before which brought on a new dream scene, but this was a little different. Also it was pretty weird feeling myself lose touch with reality as I fell asleep, but I'm glad I had this experience so I know (partially at least) what a WILD feels like.

Original post taken from Howie in the Articles Section (https://www.dreamviews.com/wiki/The-...tion-Technique). Copying it here for my reference to improve meditation and WILD capabilities.

1. 61 point relaxation technique


This figure illustrates 61 points on the body. To do this exercise, you need to memorize the sequence of points. (This is not difficult, because the points are arranged in a simple pattern) They begin at the forehead, travel down and up your right arm, then across to your left arm, down to your torso, down and up your right legs, then back up your torso to the forehead.

2. Focus your attention on one point at a time
Begin at your forehead, focus your attention between your eyebrows and think of the number one. Keep your attention fixed at point one for several seconds until you feel that your awareness of the location is clear and distinct. Think of yourself being located at this point. Before moving on to the next point, you should feel a sense of warmth and heaviness at this spot.

3. Move through each point in sequence
In the same manner, successively focus your attention on each of the first thirty-one points. Proceed slowly, and imagine you self being located at each point as you reach it. Feel the sense of warmth and heaviness before moving on. Do not allow your mind to wander. At first you may find this difficult to do: you will find that at times you suddenly will forget that you are doing the exercise and start daydreaming or thinking about something else. IF you lose your place, return to the beginning or the last numbered point you attended to, and continue. Practice with thirty-one points until you can attend to them all in sequence without daydreaming or losing track.

4.Extend your practice to include all sixty-one points
When you can attend to thirty -one points in sequence, repeat steps 1 and 2 with all sixty-one points. Practice this until you can do all points without losing your focus. Now you are ready to use this exercise with lucid dreaming induction techniques.


This technique was acquired from Exploring The World Of Lucid Dreaming, by Stephen Laberge and Howard Rheingold. ( Figure was adopted by Exercise without movement by Swami Rama [Himalyan Institute, Honesdale, PA.])

Fragment
I'm at my desk at work. There is an older man sitting by me but I don't recognize him. He is holding an internet router with ethernet cables coming out of four different directions on it. He seems excited to have this device. There was more but I took too long to record. Snooze alarms may be having a strong negative impact on my recall.

Wednesday March 15th 2023
Not much was done today besides being online in a lucid. I found really interesting websites and books online so spent a good amount of time reading. Nothing too noteworthy.
There was an issue with a website being raided but just banned from life the people annoying us and when there was an issue due to the disappearance just automatically teleported anyone that disagreed inside of a wattpad story that I found online about weird ant creatures enslaving humanity. Adding new characters made it more entertaining for sure.

Tuesday March 14th 2023
OH! Uncle you are sexy.
I am home reaching out to the kitchen. Become lucid and just create a cake in my hands then teleport over to another world and create an apple and start eating it.
As I keep moving around the house also drink some water, jump out of the house and start flying towards our volcano and sit at the top, watch the sun set and that’s all I do for that night.
Back to sleep.
I am talking to husband, become lucid while doing so and then decide we have talked enough. Tell him to go about his daily business and teleport myself to another planet.
The first place I get over to is not really that interesting and just teleport again to a new location. This one seems better, it has huge oceans and interesting underground mazes that I would like to explore.
So do just that; first thing I do is teleport to some kind of underground maze, it isn’t exactly closed off to all types of light though, some of the rocks reflect it nicely and you can actually see light on the place, which has allowed for certain types of plants to grow here such as moss.
Not only that, due to the underground set up it gets a natural fountain of water; there are quite a lot of holes all around the place that have water falling through in a beautiful mini waterfall system that gives birth to a not so small pond with lots of animals. I am mostly interacting with such creatures and investigating, grabbing the moss and just chilling there before waking up.
Back to sleep.
Reading something online. Become lucid and decide I will not be on the computer anymore and teleport back to the same location I was on before. Keep on enjoying the place and walk around.
As I am exploring see a little kid fainted on one of the water openings blocking the water. First move him out of the way so he doesn’t block the water anymore but then think that leaving a human alive in this place will make it dangerous and he will potentially kill many creatures while trying to leave so pick him by the collar and teleport outside of the place along with the kid.
The kid had fainted so it was alright, the issue came when I came out and a bunch of people came over to me and told me that this kid is actually their family member and thank me since he had gone missing like 2 weeks ago along with his uncle and they thought the worst had happened.
Use Scan and the kid is actually healthy and there should be no problem, prepare to leave when they invite me inside… annoying! Tell them I will be leaving instead but they insist and the bad part is that I feel like will be waking up.
Get invited some tea and also scrambled eggs, the people living in this house are filthy rich but the house is somewhat poor looking and seems to be falling on some places wonder why. Allow myself to wake up while sipping my tea after finishing the eggs.
Back to sleep.
I am on a bed, become lucid while getting up and realize I must have fallen asleep in the dream while awake and they moved me here.
The father thanks me again and says he is glad that I am ok, but he is still worried about his brother. They ask me if the brother was anywhere on sight and tell them no, from what I saw the kid was alone and must have wandered for a while to faint.
I see the kid come by and say thank you to me, it seems he has changed clothes and is now awake, he is very happy that he got saved and sorry to have followed his uncle without permission.
The parents start to scold him and then I prepare to leave when the father stops me… they take me up where they show me where one can enter to the cave system which is part of the house and falling due to the excess in water and ask me how I got there in the first place. I tell them that I went there from a different location and the father tells me that is bull. Ignore him and just mind control them while I go to the bathroom, go over to the kitchen and finish my tea and then prepare to leave but some loud thud wakes me up.
Back to sleep.
I am sitting on a table. Become lucid while getting down and remember about the people I mind controlled… damn woke up before being able to dispel it. Go back up and dispel the magic then prepare to leave when the dad grabs me menacingly.
I just sigh and think that it will be fixed faster if I just show them. Use Scan and tell him he doesn’t knows everything about this location then go over to one of the walls that is half destroyed giving to a 10meters fall down to the caves and make it fall by pushing it, then tell him to watch below, where he sees one of the rooms actually connects to the caves but it can’t be seen normally unless the wall was taken off.
The wife complains about the state of the house since it fell off so easily, but I just used more strength than humans can use. Tell them that I will go look for the uncle since they can’t follow me because of how deep it is and jump down. They tell me that the uncle will take me for my reward once I get him.
I go down and prepare to go into one of the holes when I see a hot guy around 35 or so. He is around my height, has blonde hair but a beautiful brownish skin colour. Ok I am interested.
Go over to him and he greets me excitedly from one of the holes on the wall “How did you not get hurt, are you one of them?” he says, scan the location and see there is a tribe of people with magic, tell him that I am from a different location and he just says ok while jumping down the hole.
There is a lot of water that splashes and it gets my clothes wet, think about taking the water off but the guy is hot so I just keep talking to him. I show him a few creatures and he tells me he knows them, but couldn’t get close to them.
I touch them since they are kind of afraid of me and explain a bit about their biology. It seems like he is especially interested in the red salamander that is twice our size, but it is pretty much harmless. Only thing it eats is moss and lots of water from the wells. He is super amazed and asks me if I want to go with him to his brother’s mansion in the sea “No, I don’t like him” tell him, he chuckles and says that’s understandable.
He also mentions there are even greater creatures at the ocean where he is at and I don’t need to talk to the brother, which I agree with. I grab the guy and prepare to go flying but he actually freaks out a bit and falls down. Oh come on!
He goes on to get on a flying motorcycle and asks me if I need a ride. Decline it while flying over to him and taking off his shirt “Maybe you need one” tell him and follow along.
We go over to the sea, it is quick since his flying motorcycle is super-fast and so it’s only like 10 minutes of travel, he complains that his machine can’t catch up to me flying though and he starts flirting back.
We talk for those ten minutes of travel and once we arrive he directs me towards the sea/ocean and tells me he will talk to his brother. Wait for him hovering above and then his brother comes up.
He wants to give me a reward which I decline again and the guy stubbornly goes inside to get it. I start flying towards the coast and the brother follows along and then gets on a boat as I go deeper into the ocean.
The next thing I know is that I want to watch from close but always have that dread of the sea. Fly down and first adjust my lungs to be able to breathe underwater; it feels weird having such a liquid instead of gaseous object go through my nose and over to my lungs and it takes a while to get accustomed.
The brother without my knowledge was next to me on his boat. Then I feel something on top of me, so fly out and see that it was his pants… “You are underwater” he says, I am drenched obviously and I am a bit confused, but his half-nude self is entertaining enough “Why don’t you get undressed, before you get sick due to being overly wet”, not sure if that was an invitation but then I feel several creatures coming over.
Between sex or just making out with a random hot DC and fighting the fight wins 100% of the time. Tell the uncle to get lost and he asks why while a giant squid jumps out of the water and lounges at me, I block its tentacles and when it tries to stab me with its hooks they just break and only manage to damage my clothes.
I just heal my clothes and toss the squid away then teleport the guy away from us and tell him to get lost again “At least tell me your name” he says “Hukif” I reply while moving the water to force him out of my way as I go deeper into the sea and then go inside water and reach deeper into the ocean.
A giant fish creature comes at me from the side nearly eating a boat so I punch it out of the way and then prepare to attack again when I feel something beneath me coming up really fast. Damn these waters are DEEP, and we are only a few kilometres away from the coast.
I look down and only see a giant shadow getting darker, so look from above using Scan and see a small ship, me on the water and something that looks like an eye. I am around 1/10th of the size of the iris. The thing turns violently making giant tides move everywhere and I go back to controlling my body with a single consciousness.
It starts trying to eat me and while it does so I use a mix of teleportation plus super speed to eat the creature before it gets the chance to bite me. The sudden disappearance of the body and the speed made a huge explosion underwater happen and then it came back down from all locations, filling the void the creature left behind. I tried to create enough barriers to protect non hostile creatures. Why I got attacked by the top creature of the ocean is beyond me, but it always happen and it was quite entertaining.

Only 2 dream fragments last night.

- I was playing a weird video game with ducks, school, marshmallows, AND trash. The whole package. Maybe this is due to my playing of Placid Plastic Duck Simulator IRL, but idk where the trash came from lol.
- For some reason I asked out a woman that I know, who is definitely married IRL, and who I am definitely not interested in IRL, due to her being married. Weird stuff.

2 fragments = 1 point

Competition total: 97 + 1 = 98 points

Anticlimax after the badass lucids I got midway through the comp, but oh well.

Me, and some friends of mine were in a weird looking house. A relative of mine was there too. Started with me and some guy working outdoors. But this guy was an irritating shithead and I walked out on him. Went to the PC to play a game. It was kinda like doom, and I streamed it in omnilucid vc. There was a water level, a lava level and a poison level. I chose the lava level cause it was fun. After I was done playing, I saw some nsfw stuff. I gave up halfway through and my relative sits down on the couch and proceeds to make fun of me for a bunch of old shit. I maturely responded and she pulled out a tv from a big box of stuff from my house. We watched the news and oh my god. Gorillaz collaborated with Nintendo to support Smash bros. GORILLAZ WERE COMING TO SMASH! I hyped it up to everyone who were equally excited. My brother in law was excited for another possible Gorillaz Movie and I agreed. After some more hype I woke up

3-15-23 - Comp day 14 (terrible recall - every time I woke up I started to think about my mom freezing to death in her house with no heat - wasn't able to contact her - too worried about my mom being without power in CA) (update: she is fine Now four hours later, I worked on remembering...but it's still terrible recall today.

The dream with my hair that extra crazy piece which was super long tangled and wild that attached to my own hair

Looking or shopping for clothes again

Cooking something or baking something for a party with another FDC

The police that pulled us over, FDC poured out some beer? Then tossed the cup out onto the side of the road. I thought that was horrible. The police guy came up and over and was looking at some part of a trailer we had behind us. He was drawing some type of flower with a black marker. Lots of leaves. (1000 petal lotus?) Not sure

M and R - going out and doing something with other DC’s, R not feeling well and was home in bed.

5 Dream Frags - 2.5 points

Ignoring Work and the Jungle
I'm at my desk at work. My coworker D is sitting next to me explaining something. Others nearby are listening intently, but I decide that it isn't important and ignore him. I tell him that. He thinks it is funny. No hard feelings. Dream feels lighthearted.

Fragment
I recall a muggy jungle with maybe some drizzle but not much else.

Potential Influencing Factors:
Exercise - 1 hour of walking.
Meditation - About 15 minutes of visualization.
Diet - Ate heavy meal at Panda Express.

I was at my friend K's house, sitting in the living room where we used to hang out. Her dog had died (it died years ago IRL) and she was mourning that she wasn't able to be with her in her last moments. I was crying with her as we put her dog into a small wooden coffin with a bronze cross on it.

...

Later, the dog plot is over and we are just sitting and talking. The dream is semi-lucid and we are talking in the pretense that we are in a shared dream.

"You know I always liked you and dropped lots of hints but you never took our relationship to the next level." (Huh boy here we go with THIS plot again.)

"Because I only liked you as a friend." I responded. "And I don't like this game playing dropping hints and making moves game. Love is love and if you feel something you should openly tell someone and not subscribe to societal conventions. Life is short..." I gestured outside to where we buried the dog. "Too short to be playing games with other peoples feelings."

She kind of bounces in her seat like an impatient toddler and clenches her fists. Kind of acting immature in that manner where you are self aware that you are acting immature and could actually be more mature about the subject if you wanted to.

"But thats not FAIIRRRR!!!" During this time the dream scene changes to the park in front of my current home, though the sofa she is sitting on remains as-is. She fades into the background. There is a large wooden open pavilion with a concrete floor and picnic tables under it. Some DCs are in there. There are about ten of them, all late teens/YA. One of them is a boy with wavy hair not wearing a shirt. I stop and have an interaction with them. The shirtless boy is kind of a jerk. Some of the other DCs feel like combinations or reinterpretations of kids from the neighborhood I grew up in.

K comes back into the scene though she now seems like a combination of K and C. "You're such a hypocritical ass." She says ass in a really vitriolic way like she wants it to hurt my feelings though it doesn't affect me. "You don't think about what I want. You won't be the person I want you to be and you won't be with me because you'd rather be with-" She says the word like a bug flew into her mouth. "Manei."

"HEY!" Manei shouts from over my shoulder very loud. I think to myself, 'wow she almost scared me awake. Wait... if I can be scared awake, that means I am dreaming.'

"Hade is this girl bothering you?"

"Yes."

She walks over to the K/C hybrid DC and is maybe a head and a half taller than her. The K/C hybrid charges at her and starts punching manei in the chest and stomach but she doesn't even flinch or respond. She picks up the DC, who is wearing a white tank top, by the sort of front collar/chest area and lifts her up with one arm fully extended (the K/C hybrid is still flailing around like a rabid animal) and looks at her like she is something she scraped off the bottom of her shoe for a second, then her expression mellows.

"No Violencia aqui, por favor. Es un tiempo wake up."

Then overhand throws her so hard she goes flying off in the sky. The physics don't really work out as she floats away rather slowly at first, tumbling through the air upwards at about a 45 degree angle at maybe 20-30kph and then starts to gradually speed up as she gets further away. She disappears in the sky with a 'ding' and a shimmer of light like when team rocket blasts off.

"That was in-appropriate. Nobody else do that or I will 'yeet' you also." She says to the other DCs who all scatter and run away. One of them climbs over a picnic table and his leg gets stuck causing him to faceplant on the concrete in a quite comical way. Manei says something else about the lucid dreaming competition being pointless and that it is time for me to wake up.

DILD x1 10pt

-+-

I took a nap and woke up with abou one hour and 45 minutes left on the clock for the comp in my timezone. Wasn't trying to get a miracle but might as well log the extra points (the dreams were funny).

Spoiler for cw: masturbation:

Anyways I was at my old childhood home and this family shows up at the door with a present for me. I unwrap it and its a large yellow cylinder maybe 30cm in diameter and 150-170cm tall. It has a siren on top and a big red button. It's labeled in big bold red letters "masturbation station". The father of the family shows me that when you press the button the top, the siren on top goes off for a few seconds and then the top unfolds into a wide flat bed/table and a sort of robot arm comes out and idles near you. It has textured black rubber grippers and the hand is sort of shaped to... well... help you out. It also has a dispenser for tissues and lotion as well as very detailed instructions painted on a little panel that comes up on the side of the bed showing what positions to get into. He then lets slide that he "worked hard to clean it up and repair it because it was heavily used."

At first I was thinking this is sort of a funny joke present and laughed along with them as the family's son who was about 12 couldn't stop giggling. My grandparents were there and my grandmother was looking at the scene like "what the fuck" but my grandfather was filming and trying very hard not to laugh. But my attitude completely shifts the moment he mentions that somebody has really been beating their meat for years using this thing. I say that it feels like getting someone elses used underwear... sure it was put through the wash three times in a row, but it was still used underwear. They seem to understand that I'm not being rude and maybe put off by that part. I am also thinking that when the plastic bed folds out it folds out on one side, but the thing doesn't have a wide base and even if its bottom heavy, it would fall over if you slept on it, which reinforces the idea that this is a joke product and not meant for actual use.

-+-

I am with Manei, semi lucid. We are shopping at an old-style grocery store because we are going to prepare a meal together. I note it is a smaller store not like a superstore in america and the product brands are all weird ones I've never seen before. I am looking through wooden bins of fruit and find a large orange. I comment to Manei how "In most parts of the world, people cannot ever get an orange, or its very rare because it has to be imported. It's important to appreciate how amazing it is we can try foods from all over the world." She seems to agree.

The scene changes when we leave the grocery store. It is late in the evening, the sun is going down but there is still some twilight and we are walking in the parking lot. It is very similar to the parking lot of the store in my old hometown but feels smaller and many of the buildings and streets are different. I specifically remember the five-lane stroad intersection being replaced with a two lane intersection. We get to Manei's car (which pretty consistently has been some kind of black sports car convertible for years, but I think she also has a green sort of offroad jeep type thing.) Someone has keyed her car all the way down the driver's side.

"It was probably the angry DC you yeeted last night-wait..."

I remember waking up and being in limbo for a second. I was going to mention to her that she could "look at the scratch, look away and look back" and if she expected it to be gone, it would go away.

In this night I memoriaied 3 dreams but I forgot them very fast. But I made WBTB (failed as usual) and I got 1 more dream:
I was playing in card game, pretty similar to "Duel Master". I recognized that I have so good deck so I can beat enemy in one turn. I wanted to test that on my friend but he made unexpected move that make my strategy invalid. I asked him for undo his move and he agree. I took my cards and I started shuffle them.

Sunday March 12th 2023
Cat kingdom? I can’t fight them.
I am talking to someone in my room. Become lucid while getting up because nobody should be there and then teleport over to a new planet. Prepare to leave because the place looks boring but Scan tells me people are trying to fight off an unknown enemy and this gets me hooked.
Instead of leaving, start helping humans to search for this enemy. Stop Scan so that I can also enjoy the whole experience; start talking to different DCs as they all seem worried about it.
Get enough information about some kind of conference that will be held where this unknown enemy will be giving their demands and so plan to join it in on the conference, in the meantime go purchase some food, a cake and some bread and eat it before waking up.
Back to sleep.

I am home, become lucid while walking out and then teleport back to the other world. Not much that I can do as of right now since it is still some time before the conference. So instead go over to a hotel, create coins before entering on my hand and then enter and pay for one night.
The place is… not the best place. Its half destroyed, the bathroom was disgusting, filled with poop everywhere and it wasn’t a pleasantry to get things done in there so just teleported that stuff out of my way and cleaned a bit by using water control and then just forcefully flushing.
Go outside again, create more money on my hands and go eat at a restaurant and while eating there ask the waiter at what time the whole thing will start, that is when he lets me know… it won’t be until next week I read the papers wrong damn!
Back to sleep.
I am home, checking something online. Become lucid, close down all of the browsers and then teleport back. I am annoyed and as such don’t want to wait.
So what I do is go to the place where the conference is going to be held, control time and make it be 1 week later by fast forwarding the life on the planet.
People sit next to me, fast forward again time to avoid the talk and then before they finish get back again, talk a bit with the people next to me, telling them how I will be protecting the planet and what not.
Next thing I know is I see the head of the presenter fly up into the ceiling of the theatre. People start screaming and something comes rushing at me in ninja clothes, small… fluffy! I stop its pointy weapon with my fingers and then raise my other hand to block claws, a ninja cat.
Ok, there is no possible way I will be fighting and killing them. Some people see I can obviously react in time and defeat them and start screaming at me to do something, I do. Create a wind wall behind me as a kitty tries to stab my neck and then push him out of the way. Once I am done with pushing the kitty out of the way make myself ethereal and start phasing through everything and watching them how they start taking out humanity. Some humans hide and try to be sneaky, but kitties end up finding and killing them. Wake up before finishing the whole thing but that’s ok.