Going to do this a bit backwards and write the last dream of the night first since it was my lucid and my memory wasn't great last night. I had migraines and trouble sleeping, so I had aleve and benedryl in my system, generally mucking up any chance I had of remembering the stuff from the first part of the night. Dream Four: I'm at Walmart with my husband and my daughter. We're looking for that paper for preschoolers with the ABCs printed on it that you trace to learn how to draw your letters. For some reason we're looking in the pharmacy. We keep finding loose single sheets in the bins, and even a book that's been broken and ripped, but we can't find anything new and still in the package. I recall there being some stationary around the Electronics department so I tell my husband we should go back there and look. He grabs my hand and we start walking towards the electronics department. I think he's pulling the buggy with his other hand, then realize I don't hear my daughter and look back to see he's not. I freak out that he left her, and he says he'll go back and get her he's sorry, and to just go ahead and go look for the paper. I agree, and then walk towards electronics. I walk past the toy department and see my son with my mom picking out a toy, but keep walking on a mission. I find the paper, and then my husband and mom both show up with the kids in tow. Then either time skips or I'm missing the events, but the next thing I can remember I'm getting my Daughter out of the car. I'm in a garage, and our car is a black SUV. I set my daughter down and realize somethings off. I don't drive a black SUV, and we don't have a garage. I call out for my husband to get over here quick! He asks what's wrong, and I tell him, "This is a dream! I'm dreaming, or we're dreaming. I'm lucid!" I'm practically jumping with excitement. He shakes his head and just looks totally confused, so I just tell him to watch the kids. For some reason, after my daughter being lost earlier in the dream I just can't stand the idea of walking away from them even though I know they're only dream characters. I run out across the yard and onto the road. I notice that our house isn't even on our road anymore, instead it's about ten minutes away in the fields next to Drum's (a local restaurant). I want to fly, so I try hopping, skipping, and jumping, with no luck. I'm annoyed, but think it's ok, if I can't do one thing, I'll try something else! I think to myself, I'm going to pull a magic wand out of my pocket and then I won't have to worry about things not working, because I'll have magic! But there's nothing in my pockets I get this bright idea that I'm going to go into the house and get my daughter's toy magic wand, that'll work just as well in a dream. I go inside, and into the bedroom. I notice that the room is an exact mirror image of my room in waking life. I find it cool how everything is exactly opposite of usual. Then I feel fuzzy headed and think, "Crap! I'm waking up!" but then when I blink my eyes and "wake up" I realize I'm not in bed, I'm on the floor. I think for a moment that I must have fallen out of bed, but then I realize I can feel carpet on my cheek, and my house has hardwood floors. I'm still dreaming! I get up and the room has made a 3/4 turn shift so everything is the wrong way, but I don't much care, I've already marveled over the room, I just want to go do something cool! I grab the toy magic wand off the bookshelf, then head back outside. My husband is still in the garage with the kids, and I tell him again that I'm dreaming, and he still seems confused. I shrug and go back out to the road. The house is in a different spot again, but I don't pay much attention to it. Instead I decide that my belief in this being a dream is just not strong enough to let me do what I want, so I'm going to prove to myself it's a dream and push it to the extreme. I lay down in the road in front of a Semi. I close my eyes and listen to it getting closer and closer, waiting for it to hit me, but knowing it wouldn't. I look up a few times, and the truck never gets any closer, even though it appears to be moving. I decide to try now to bring something into the dream. Knowing a wand didn't work, I try bringing in Renji from Bleach by visualizing since I had accidentally brought him into my last lucid that way. I figure if I can do it on accident so easily, I shouldn't have any problem doing it on purpose. Fail I get up and go back inside remembering that I was going to get a toy wand earlier. I walk into the room, grab the toy wand off the books shelf, then walk towards the door and start feel fuzzy headed again. CRAP! I wake up, once again on the floor, this time though I know it's another false awakening because I feel for the carpet right away. Unfortunately, I don't have the wand anymore, instead I'm holding one of those Sugar crystal formations on a stick. I decide to go with it, the dreams jumping around so much, rather than fight it and wake up frustrated I'll just do what I can with what I'm given. I take my magic rock candy outside, but drop it in the grass as soon as I step off the porch. I shrug, and pick it up telling myself, "This is a dream, there's no dirt on this thing!" then I take a bite, so at least I can be happy that I've tasted food for the first time in a lucid if I wake up without having done anything else. It tasted like grass... then when I told myself over and over that no grass was on it because this is a dream, the grass taste went away and it tasted awesome, just like the real thing I take a moment to look at the road again. This time, instead of being in the middle of a pale green and yellow field with a straight road in front of us, the house is sitting on a hill with the darkest lushest grass I've ever seen, and the road zig zags in front of the house. Sort of like an s curve in the road, only with sharp corners instead of curves. I set off down the road to my left, suddenly thinking I've accomplished something cool, I ate in a lucid, so now I'm going to go looking for K since it's been a long time since I've done that or even seen him for sure in a non lucid. I notice some teenage kids in the road across the street from the house, so I start by asking them if they know K and can take me to him. One kid grins all creepy like the Cheshire cat, and he tells me his older brother knows K and could take me to him, I just have to come inside and wait for his brother to get home. His creepy unnatural smile bugs me, so I refuse saying I'll wait outside. He tells me that if I don't go inside his brother can't take me. I tell him thanks, if his brother changes his mind I'll be up the road, but I'm not stupid enough to go inside. Then I start thinking to myself that maybe I could get my husband to take me to him since hes a dream character too and in previous dreams he's known who K was. Then I decide that it's probably not a good idea, seeing as how K's been my love interest in many a dreams, and just because he was friend with K in one dream, doesn't mean his dream character is going to be happy to take his wife to find another man, lol. So instead I keep walking and thinking. Hm, I read a post about controlling your lucids like a video game, and I carrying my 3DS around with me everywhere, maybe I could use that somehow? I pull it out of my pocket with no problems (In waking life, I always carry it in my bag, it's way too big to fit in my pants pockets. I envy how guys pants have so many big pockets to carry stuff in!) then I open it up, and look for a lucid dream game. No luck. But then I realize if I'm in a dream, maybe I can send a message to K with the swap note app and it'll go to whatever electronic devices his dream self may be carrying. As I walk I open up swap note, but don't recognize anyone on my friends list. Then I realize, no wonder, I'm logged in as my daughters Mii! So, I log off and log in as my Mii (you really can't do that on a 3DS, there's no log ins or log outs, lol) then I scroll on my friends list with this idea of what I think K's Mii might look like. I don't see a Mii with the hair I thought his should have on it, but I do see one with a really odd hairstyle that I've never seen on a Mii before and decide that has to be K because it sticks out so much and is so different from all the others. I've only met K in dreams, and he always sticks out. He doesn't feel empty like other Dream Characters, instead he actually has an energy like feel, like real people in real life do. I start to send a message to that Mii, but I find that there's already a message written to him, and assume it's from a previous dream, maybe when I was non lucid I tried this before. The note tells him where I am, but it's the wrong place, so I'm trying to erase it to write the correct place and I can not get it to erase. I'm surprisingly laid back in my dreams, and when it doesn't work the way I want to, I decide to find a way around it. I'm going to send a message to someone else and ask them to forward it to him. I find a random Mii, a female, and send her a message that I'm looking for K and to please have him get in touch with me. Then My 3DS turns into a phone, and it's ringing. I put it up to my ear and it's the girl I had messaged. I'm still walking down the road and am coming up on a house i lived in about 6 years ago, and the girl starts going off on me. She's telling me that I need to leave K alone, that he's working really hard to take care of his family and he's under a lot of stress right now, the last thing he needs is me expecting him to take care of me too. I'm both hurt and pissed by her statements, and I storm towards (and eventually inside) the house I used to live in while I fuss right back at her. I try to defend myself by saying I understand he has his own things to do, and I don't want him to have to take care of me. I just want to see him, and if he's trying to take care of a family, I'd like to help him. Then I hang up on the girl because she just keeps going on and on, and I get the impression that she's trying to get me out of the picture because she's hung up on him too, lol. I'm inside my old house, and I am walking around inside it looking for K. My lucidity is slipping, but I don't notice it, instead I just accept the dream fact that this house is now home to a bunch of squatters with no where else to live. I think that if K is struggling to take care of a family (not sure if this point if we're talking wife and kids family, or brothers and sisters family, lol) that he's likely to be somewhere like this. I walk out the back door, and see some people, but none of them are K so I just wave and keep looking around. I go to the front yard and up the driveway, then I see a black SUV driving up the road. I walk up to the road where the SUV has stopped. A guy with blond hair, but short cut and his face looks failure but is definitely not K, gets out. An older woman walks off the porch and up to the SUV. She starts laying into the guy, telling him he has no right to be here. Somehow K comes up, and I ask if the guys knows him. The woman says she's K's mom, and that the guy is his older brother that she kicked out of the house at the age of 5. I'm shocked she'd do that to her kid, but she starts saying he was always surrounded by women, even pregnant ones, and she was sick of all the hussies around her house. The guy is trying to defend himself saying she's crazy and off her rocker and he did no such thing, she just makes this shit up to justify what a bitch she is. I'm just like, "Wow, age 5?! How is that even possible?!" Then I decide this conversation is none of my business even if they do know K, they're not going to take me to him if they're fighting. I turn around and start walking back down the driveway towards the house hoping I'll find some other clue to K's whereabouts. I notice there are tents going down the driveway, and some people poke their heads out and wave at me. I smile and wave back, but then wake up. I didn't open my eyes and hope to fall back asleep and do a DEILD but I'm too excited about the fact that I was lucid and actually did stuff that I couldn't fall back asleep. I tried getting up and going to the bathroom then laying back down, no luck. I spent about 45 minutes trying to fall back asleep before giving up and coming in here to type all that out, lol. Dream Three: I dreamed that I'm watching from third person as a man (whom I understand in the dream to be myself) is shot by another man in the back and killed. Then I spend most of the dream watching as the other man claims that I was trying to kill him so he killed me first. Some people can see my ghost and I tell them what really happened, but then some police see my ghost and try to arrest me. I wonder what it's like for a ghost in jail, because a ghost has no life to end a life sentence, I'd be there for eternity, and I don't like that idea. Dream Two: My notes say Skylanders, so I must have dreamed of that game. Dream One: My notes say "Another" which is an Anime on Crunchy Roll right now. I just finished it yesterday, and it was REALLY good but since it was Horror and pretty disturbing, I'm glad I didn't remember this dream after resting the whole night, lol. I figured I'd dream of it because it was on my mind a lot and I wanted to re-watch it and see all the little Clues I missed the first time around.
Updated 03-27-2012 at 07:17 PM by 53224
Lo ultimo que recuerdo es estar en un tipo video juego con bichitos en vez de monstruos, me metia por una alcantarilla junto con otras 2 personas que no recuerdo quienes eran, mataba los bichitos y seguiamos, despues una persona se fue y dijo otra persona tenemos que alcanzarlo, entonces se convirtio en el profesor paul y aparecimos en un carro de los 70 bien oldie, despues la toma era de arriba como pelicula de accion y dijo el profesor, para salvar al director (Zepeda) tenemos que pasar ese risco, y entonces saltamos un risco enorme para despues saltar del carro y caer en una plataforma del otro lado. Recuerdo haber visto una estructura en forma de C con otra en forma de C dentro de esa y le explique con las manos que foma tenia(cosa que en la vida real me hubiera parecido imposible) y dijo ok, entonces mire por donde estaba el maleante que tenia reen al profesor, estaba caminando hacia el profesor y nosotros estabamos por detras del muro de donde estaba el, entonces me giro hacia el lado contrario de la C para tirar una granada de mentiras del tipo MGS para que se acerque, y lo hace, para esto aparece un HUD y puedo ver por donde corre y le digo a mi profesor que se apure, corro con zepeda y le tomo la mano y despues el profesor mienras corremos hacia un elevador que nos elevaba como en una grua, despues recuerdo caer al agua y mirar como entro(el azul era impresionante) salgo nadando a la superficie y una niņa me atrapa y me dice que fui un heroe y que el profesor no hubiera sobrevivido sin mi ayuda, enton es ella estaba en una canoa y me llevo a la orilla en la que habia un muellecito y una escalera, subo la escalera pero estaba obstruida, despues bajo y caigo en una especie de tren que me lleva a un parque de diversiones donde era un videojuego tambien y recuerdo haber cambiado las texturas para que fuera mas rapido, despues era un katamari que saltaba y en mi HUD aparecia un mario con globos y una flecha, despues de vagar un rato me di cuenta de esta ultima para seguirla, era un parque de diversiones con un tema como de casino, bueno llegue a la mision y era una moneda con un signo de ? la toque y entonces aparecio un puesto de globos donde escuchaba con voz en frances "j'aime bien les cadeaux et les ballons" y entonces i awoke!
I am a new initiate in the mages guild of oblivion. I am in a dimly lit guild hall, there are alchemy ingredients everywhere. I walk up some stairs, slowly gaining awareness unconsciously. I talk with someone briefly about a book they have in front of them. Everyone disappears. I am not suprised, I look at the book, it has a candle protruding out of it, and is slowly turning into a candle completely. I raise my hand tword the candle, I can see a reflection in the copper colored wax. I am amused at the ever changing distortions of the reflection. "You are Dreaming" I hear, from no particular source. My mind races to process this information, I realize it to be true, in a matter-of-fact way. I walk down the stairs, thinking about what to do, "Practice Dream control, Control your expectations." I hear again. I turn towards the front door, expecting to see someone rising up from an elevator. Serverous Snape ascends from the elevator, I have a few words with him and the elevator goes back down. I figure out what to do. I get in the elevator and expect to go to Oz. The elevator closes and descends. While in the elevator, I examine my expectations and realize I'm expecting it to be a terrible and nasty place, I try to change what I'm expecting, but only succeed in getting myself confused. the only thing I'm sure about by the time the elevator stops is that I'm going to oz. The elevator doors open and I am greeted with some cheery music outside. I see the yellow brick road extending into the distance, and the immediate area is covered with green healthy grass. Unfortunately, the non-immediate area is covered with purple diseased ground and red giant mushrooms about half as tall as me. Lightning crashes in the background, making the cheery music almost comical in a way. I smile at the absurdity of the scene and start walking down the yellow brick road. Just before I make it to the purple ground, I get a text message. I check it, and it's from, "Adventurer" I don't know who that would be. The message says something like, "where are you" or "what are you doing" I start to type a reply, but realize this person is probably nearby. I shout out in reply, "I'm in Oz, Where are you?" I spot them, A man and a child, both wearing cardboard armor with duck-tape on it to make it look like metal, both standing on a mushroom. I jump up to a mushroom next to theirs, intending to talk with them, but I see three monsters looking at me from a wall a good distance away. two about as tall as me knee, and one as tall as I am that has six arms. I jump over to confront them, a small one charges, I reach behind my back for a swrod... and grab at air (Doh!) well it's too late to think of a new strategy I figure, so I continue and say, "My sword is invisible!" and skewer the creature with energy hardened into a point, this is fairly draining to me, but It's not dead yet, I lift it, and sling it with my "sword" at a nearby wall. It crumples into a heap. The second one is raring to go, but I need some time to think of a plan, so I bluff a bit. I say, "you're going to die if you face me, just like the other one." this causes it to become a bit afraid, the bigger one pokes it's head and says, "if you don't go, I'LL kill you." I figure out what to do. I grab my right arm in my left hand and drop my stance. I start charging energy in my right forearm. I begin hearing the megaman X charge sound. The larger one starts charging at me I hear the level 2 charge sound, aim, BOOM! the invisible shot goes off... invisible because I just shot a blast of air that passes right through it. He grabs me and puts me in a suplex. we turn into a wheel and I get pinned. I wake up in the passanger seat of a car (FA) I look around, my phone says 8:58, I grab my dream journal, start writing down the dream, and then wake up for real.
#1 - Battle For The Pencil [Non-Lucid] Linkzelda was in a good deal of this dream, though only fleetingly whenever he was. I was in this enormous and highly stylized school and I was carrying around a folder, a pencil, and a laptop, and consistently throughout the dream Link would sneak up behind me and attempt to grab the pencil from me before I was able to notice soon enough to do anything about it. While I don't remember a lot of the more specific details of this because the dream was really long, I do remember that every time he tried it was getting more intense because it was making me paranoid. Each time it seemed like he was getting just a little bit closer than the previous time. The last time, I was sitting at my laptop looking at a website that looked like some crappy '90s Angelfire page and listed information about different types of alcohol, and suddenly I had this feeling that he was right behind me. I turned around but it was too late, he already made a reach for the pencil, but I wasn't going to give it up so easily! (I hadn't even used it once in the dream. ) I got a firm grip on the pencil myself and thus began a massive struggle of trying to yank it out of the other's hands. It got sooo emotionally intense, but in the end I finally won. I was so amped up and happy that I proceeded to laugh exactly like Shion from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni. After that I just walked off. I went down this gigantic spiral staircase and ended up in a cafeteria where I proceeded to look for some of my school friends, though really for the entire duration of the dream I was mainly distracted because I was just so happy that I was able to do that laugh. #2 - Getting Hustled [Non-Lucid] I live somewhere right next to M now, and she's texting me about her day and talking about how she went across the street to this strip mall place for lunch. As she's saying this, I actually see her crossing the street to do it. I decided to head over there too, but then I got distracted and started thinking about going to GameStop, which I guess was also part of that strip mall. However, on the way there I looked into a different restaurant and saw N, D, J, and O, so I decided to go inside. We were in line getting food on trays like in a school lunch line, and I had a lot of food but all I really remember about my meal was that it included a couple bags of Cheez-Its. There was a guy in the line who was texting and totally immobile for a long time, so we all cut around him but the cashier refused to serve us. :T She said we had to go wait our turn if we wanted our food. We argued that that guy was trying to hustle us , but she told us we didn't have a choice. I think something short happened after that, but that's all I remember.
I had to write a final essay just like the one that I wrote in my geology 101 class this last spring quarter. I felt like I was running out of time and voiced it to a pretty girl next to me. She was late to class and had less time, she looked like a girl from my church (Jillian) but had brown hair. While I took the test there was this large naked black woman that looked like the woman from the movie "Precious" changing in the back with her naked husband. The teacher who was a woman held cardboard boxes on front of them to shield them. Bizzare. Also, I remember walking into a backyard that had businesses deep behind it. I talked with someone I was with about how it would be nice to work so close to home.
Dream 1: Dinner Party I remember being around our small town. A party was happening all over the place, it was some kind of dinner party. I was walking with my friends, when all of a sudden we saw some people running in front of us as fast as they could. Looking ahead of them, they were trying to catch some weird guy. We decided to follow them, wanting to see what would happen. When we got there, out of breath, we saw that it was some sort of crackhead, or autistic person that they were chasing. He was acting weird. We walked away from the scene. Looking around for a spot to eat, I saw these weird flat trees all around me. They kind of looked like Minecraft trees, but with flat tops. At the end of the dream I vaguely remember the crack head coming up to Sam and licking her. (ew ) Dream 2: Driving... Again? I was driving a car on the highway. Of course I was scared, it was almost night time and for some reason I was swerving violently. I was unsure of what to do. No parent was in the passenger seat, or in the car for that matter. I had, I think, two other people my age in the car. I would make sudden stops at the stop signs or cars in front of me, because I failed to break earlier. My way of driving seems like I would have been intoxicated. The dream just went on like this for a while. Dream 3: Shh.. I'm hiding! I dont know why, but I was hiding from someone. One of my friends. I was at my moms house. Sam was with me. For some reason, there was a crack in the floor that I was able to fit through that ran along the wall. I squeezed myself into the fetal position, checking in the corner (where my back was) for spiders. Sam stood above the crack, watching for the friend. He came up towards Sam, looking for me. Sam smiled, and then he looked down, and noticed me. Busted. Then the dream ended.
I'm driving a car trough the street where we had our old apartement. (I'm only 15, so I can't drive a car in waking life). It's difficult for me, but it works, though the car has no steering wheel and I have to move my body to the left and to the right side to drive the car in the right direction. I suddenly remember that I always wanted to try to drive a car in my lucid dreams and ask myself if I'm dreaming. I recognized that the car had no steering wheel and so I was sure that I was dreaming. I got off the car and searched for a new one that had a steering wheel and I found one. I stole it from a young woman who began to shout angry things to me, but I didn't mind. I started to drive the car and the landscape began to change very quickly.. I looked out of the window because the landscape got really exciting, I was driving down a hill now, on both sides of the street was forest, beautiful rainforest (the day before we painted a jungle on the wall in our classroom and the landscape looked like that painting). with many flowers etc. I parked the car and got off cause I wanted to watch the forest. The air was warm and felt good on my skin, I smelled the trees, the leaves, the flowers and I felt very free.
I am not sure if this dream was lucid or not but anyhow here is what i recall: I was sitting in a classroom waiting for the exam sheet but then i got really really sleepy and the invigilators came and started saying bad things about me.I requested to go to the bathroom and after that i came back to the classroom and saw my brother sitting behind me.After that i just remember shouting (multiple times) "GIVE ME THE PAPER DOUCHE's" xD and then i woke up.....
I was in school in my dream, A girl named vinessa asked me out. I said yes because she was kinda cute. After school we went on a bike ride togeather and then we went to her house and she showed me around. It wasn't a bad place but then mom called to come home. I rode home and my nefue Jake was there. He wanted to bike ride and while we went riding i told him about Vinessa. He wanted to see her house but then she came riding up to us and said hi then she had to go back home. Jake really wanted to find her house for some reason but i refused to tell him (just to mess with him ) then once i told him I woke up to my alarm clock. But! I hit snooze and went back to sleep and was in the same dream! This time it was all the same but jake was headed to her house this time. He passed my house but then once we got going down the hill, we saw some creepers on the top of the hill!! (Minecraft creepers) Then we went to the top we scared them off then once we rode down we we're almost there then my alarm clock went off again. I had to get up this time
We are being dismissed from class early. We are going to watch some live feed of a rocket taking off. We have a choice to go into the auditorium at the Jr. High (which I was at a class there for some reason(this auditorium didn't actually exist)) or go to the auditorium down by the atrium. I try to find my friend Nathan. He is on the wing of a plane with about 4 other people and an adult guarding them. He tells me that they tried to leave a minute early now they can't watch it. For some reason, I try to watch it online. I couldn't find anything until I learned of the real name of the rocket thing. Sometime later in this really long dream... I'm at some big party. We are all talking on facebook (Like a hundred of us) through a voice chat thing.
First I'm on a ship scouring the sea. It's actually a very small sea, more of a lake or a pond. I'm diving there and looking at the rock formation in the bottom. Second I'm on an airship as it launches, looking out the window. It flies above the clouds and I see other ships launching every few seconds outside. Some of them, shaped like fighters, aerodynamically, turn their noses up and shoot up towards space. My ship continues above the clouds, it's probably a normal passenger airplane, though a very big one. Third I'm at the shore of a river, shooting ships with an old cannon. There are others as well, and we are trying to defend a fortress. We don't have any ammo, but we do have some gunpowder, so we use anything we can find. I shoot a kettle at a ship and it get damaged. It doesn't turn back but at least it stops for a moment. I to shoot other things at it, but they don't really work.
This goes with the last DJ, just remembered that one part I forgot with the cast of weed dream. We were in this gigantic bed, and this one square opening at the end, had puppies coming out of it and going under the blankets, Lots and lots would come lol and they would really take over the bed, but they just kept disappearing now that I think about it. This was before I attained lucidity I think
The first one I was in a club, and all of a sudden realized I was dreaming by using the nose reality check. I tried to do back flips, fly, run super fast, but none of them worked lol. People were doing the dance to thriller or Smooth criminal and then I talked to the group how I couldn't do it. In the other dream, I was with the cast of weed, and we were just getting "elevated" in some room. I know some sweet stuff happened, but I can't remember, and I hate it haha. Eventually my grandma shows up with my sis and her friend, and how I have to take them out clubbing and that totally killed the mood, and I woke up. Oh right before that, firemen showed up and one asked me for a lighter and then Im not too sure what exactly he was doing with it. U Turn was so scared we were going to get caught but I told him it was just a dream and had him do the nose thing.
I recall a bit of the general blurs, but i particularly remember going to go fishing, and getting pulled over by a cop. I told em we were going fishing, but for some reason he didn't believe me. It flashes to us 3 on a boat, him saying the same hsit, to which I say "just cast the pole", about 30 seconds in, something hits the bait and the cop just turns and says "oh... I guess you were going fishing" only other thing I remember, is him reeling in a large fish that was like.... bitten in half.
Been having alot of stress in real life concerning the arrival of our new bakery ATL. They used to be here as long as they wanted, then the3y said they had to "step up or step down", then they made them rotate from store to store every year, and NOW it's every 6 months. I've known Egil for 5 years, just not personally. Always seemed really nice. But our TL is a bit crazy, and I always kinda depended on having that nice buffer between me and the psycho. So now, every 6 months, who knows what we're gonna get. I admit, it's nice having a productive male around, seems to help temper the angry goddess when she has a bout of "I NEED A SCAPEGOAT NOW!!!" That said, the dream: Instead of a bakery, it was set in a room that looked just like the genetics lab from when I was in pre-med in college. Egil was there on his first day on our team, going from table to table, managing over some task. I can't remember what the task was exactly, but when it was time to clean up, there was literally, a ton of shit on my table. It was like someone had pooped into 3 bowls, then dumped them on my table. So I had to clean up 3 bowl-shaped poops off my table. But I remember thinking, I needed to clean this up and make a good first impression. I wiped off as much as I could with a dry paper towel (BAD idea) into the trash can. The biggest poop globs went into the trash, but the dry paper towel just smeared soooo much of the poop all over the edge of the table. I went to get some spic&span then woke up. On a side note, when the first real life day came where I worked with Egil, it went fine. I really did have to do alot of work and cleaning to be impressive, but thankfully, there was no LITERAL poop.
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