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Last night was somewhat successful, was out clubbing so slept like a log, apparently I even slept through a fire alarm!

Dream signs are shown in red.

Dream fragment

I'm in my home town walking near the library. I want to walk down a somewhat dark alleyway but see two figures at the other end and sense danger. I run. Despite taking a different route these two people bump into me, this is geographically impossible. I realise that they are actually two good friends of mine, Sam and Squibs. I remember hoping thet didn't realise that I ran away from them.

Vivid recall

I'm in my halls of residence and have a tv on my desk. One of my flatmates asks to watch it and I say that I can't as a) I don't have a TV license and b) I don't have the cable to connect it to the wall. They point out that it can use an aerial to pick up signal and to my surprise it works, although the quality is quite low. I somehow start playing fifa on it with my flatmate Blake, his friend comes along and asks to join in too. Blake points out that it is an old edition of the game as there are 6 "pips" above the players heads, rather than 4. By pips he was referring to the icon that appears above the selected player. Therefore 6 or 4 pips are an impossible occurence without 12 or 8 players.

I realise thats the halls have been relocated to a beach location combined with the location of nearby Hurn House. My friend Toby excitedly leads me to the back of The Old Firestation where there is an alleyway, he says he plans to pay tramps to fight eachother there fore entertainment. I think that this is fundamentally wrong but keep my mouth shut. I return home and see out of my window that my friend Rocky who doesn't live here is leading a large group of people to see the fight, the two tramps are very tall, like to golem out of Sherlock Holmes, and are wearing bright red coats. I try to tell Toby that what he's doing is wrong but he ignores me, telling me that the adrenaline and the thrill of the fight are all worthwhile. I end up at the beach instead where people are being taught to fight. Spiderman is there teaching us. However all of a sudden another Spiderman gets punched to the ground and we see that Robert Downey Jr is pretending to be a duplicate. He gets angry at this and tells me that I've come to the wrong location, he takes on an appearance more like Iron Man. He then starts trying to stab me and gets me in the stomach despite my attempts to dodge. He then charges at me again, stabbing me in the face a slipping the blade in so it doesn't pierce my skull, but slides under my scalp. Once again my attempted dodge has failed. I then woke up.


Why does Iron Man haunt my dreams?? I'm not even a big fan!

-I dreamt that I was at the store, looking at 'car oil' for my family's car. I reached out and grabbed a case when the lady next to me shrieked to not do that. I put it back and asked why not, does the car oil have carbon dioxide or radon in it, and the lady said yes, both. I screamed and ran away.

Later, I was at school and the lady from the car oil place came in and lectured the class about touching car oil.


-Something about car races and testing out cars and flipping them over on ramps.
-Later, I saw a tornado forming in the sky so I went to where my parents were sleeping and shouted something along the lines of 'TORNADO! GET INTO THE BASEMENT NOW, I'M EFFIN SERIOUS THIS TIME'!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I'm pissed. I had a lucid last night, but my recall is so bad! Making it only a fragment. Oh well, atleast it's something.

22.30: Sleep

04.50: Fragment
*I'm with my friend G and I'm lucid. "We're dreaming! Trust me, count your fingers" I tell him and take a good look at my own hand. I count seven or eight fingers, they're very short instead of long. I jump slightly and begin to hover a few feet off the ground. I tell G to try it out.

04.50: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6½ hours

Supplements: 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Have a nice weekend, and gl LD'ing everyone!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

DJ Log: February 18, 2011 – 7:15AM (USA Eastern)
Text color legend: · NON-DREAM · NOTES · DREAM · LUCID ·

A few fragments from this morning. My alarm clock woke up, so I think that may have killed my recall. I only seem to have the good recall when I awaken naturally.

I remember walking through a portal on a tree. The other side of the portal lead me through the front door of a large old house. I walked through the room, opened a door and walked through the next room. There were no hallways, and the rooms were all connected by doors. Remember walking through at least a dozen rooms and finding an older fellow sitting at a desk in one of the rooms.

i had a dream that i remember having many time when i was younger.

Me and two others walk into a restaurant. we get a table and order, but we don't eat. We get up and begin burning leaves with a black hobo. The hobo gets arrested, and we turn on all the faucets on the beer counter. Booze floods the place and the waitress gets pissed.

(i'm not sure if this was semi-lucid or not but this part never happened but i remember being so angry)
I change bodies. Now i'm someone else, and the group i had been with gets away. I follow the waitress into the dining area, and there is a kid with a hamster being a brat. So i hold up spoons that had holes melted in them (they burned my hands, or at least they felt warm to the touch) I tell him he could have ended up like the spoons, and asked him if that's what he wanted. He said no. So i cursed at him.

Alarm woke me up.

Dream started on or where i remember first thing was mu old schools yard where the bus came and i got in.
We drove overly fast for being safe but still never slipped away from the snowy road...
... Until we arrived to small village with church which we hit accidently, front end of the bus collapsed in and i was almost crushed between the seat and and the cockpits wall.
We jumped out of the bus and started walking.

Dream ended soon after.
7.00 AM

I was outside my parent's house on the lawn outside the hedge. Two of my friend's were with me. I had some sort of small device which could send people back and forward through time. My friends were begging me to press the button and send them forward through time. I did, and I could see them speed up into the future. It's hard to describe the visual aspects of this. I looked around me, and there were cats everywhere. For some reason this made me want to do a reality check. I couldn't think of a good one to do at the time, so I tried sticking my finger through my palm. It didn't go through, so I decided that I must not be dreaming. Stupid reality test.

I was at some large outdoor event with tons of people. There was loud music playing, and I really liked it. My parents were there, and my dad said something that offended me, but I can't remember what.

From another night which I forgot to enter:
I was walking along some outcropping of rock that went way out into the ocean. The water was bright turquoise-blue, and there were all kinds of giant sea creatures swimming about. All different kinds of whales, dolphins, manta rays, etc. I even saw a narwhale or two. It was so beautiful and calming.

I had a dream I was watching a program about Hitler still being alive in a small house in England. The dream took place in 1997, which I somehow knew, and I saw Hitler's basement as a poorly looked after wine cell with evil Nazi technology inside it. The program went along going on about Hitler being evil and then cut to what I guess was an advert selling some dog called cookie or something, which became famous on the internet.

Skip a bit, there was a policeman riding along on his bike, and then several people said 'fucking cops' and rode past on their bikes and shot him off. Another policeman screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". Then, yet another policeman came along the pavement and cracked a joke along the lines of "Gor, £830 a week for that!". This part of the dream took place in something remniscent of an area in downtown Bournemouth, where there's a KFC and some bushes. It was all 1997-ized and looked more 'Londonish' though.

This dream was at roughly 7:20am, because I was fading in and out of sleep.

My Notes
Non-lucid
Lucid
Awake

I remember dreaming I was having a lucid dream. I was having fun driving around in circles in a car. I kept fiddling with the gear lever, which only went up and down, wondering why it didn't work.

Oh. and I'm also going to be trying out the "Instant-WILD technique by Michael Raduga. Check out this thread.

Failure to Launch
Recall: 9/10
Sleep: Nap
Sleep Position: Unknown

My brother, mother and I are riding bikes to my brother's house. We arrive, and my brother asks wants to ask to do something because his wife doesn't like my mother. I say "How about instead I do whatever the hell I want because this is a dream!". I think for a moment about what tipped me off that I was dreaming, but can't think of anything in particular. Just spontaneous lucidity I guess.

I try to fly, but it doesn't work. I try levitation to get things started, but that doesn't work. I try jumping really high over and over, but keep falling back to the ground. As I'm picking myself up from the ground, I see a mother and her young daughter getting out of a car. They were walking my way until they saw me jumping around like a fool. They mother say "Let's get out of here!", concerned I'm some kind of lunatic, which I am!

I go up to the little girl and say to her "How would you like to fly with me?" I take both her hands and try for the both of us to fly, but still no go. I try jumping, and it doesn't work again. I then grab the little girl and try throwing her up into the air a few times, but that doesn't work either.

The little girl finally says to me "Your bottom half is too dense." SHe then tells me there is a man inside the temple they were going to who can help, who can open my third eye. She has me intrigued, so I follow her inside.

Inside is a cavernous game dungeon, and I see a few other players running around. I go deeper into the maze of caverns and see players belonging to a griefer guild run out of a tunnel. I check to make sure this isn't a PvP area, and it's not, but then turns into one, and they attack me. Being badly outnumbered, I run for it.

those asshole greifers are lucky I wasn't still lucid, or I would have fucked them up with wounds that never heal.

steve was driving me somewhere and we were talking and i tried to take pictures of some light up birds on my phone. they were flying high in the sky and they looked really cool. at first i thought they were fireflies. but steve told me they were birds. i wanted to take pictures of them with my phone. i started to try and then i noticed i could zoom in really close to them, and then turn the camera 360 degrees from that point. it was amazing. it was like i was flying with them. swooping over mountainous terrain and just gliding along. it was a really great dream. i'm not sure where steve was driving to or if i returned to the "car imagery" once i was flying with the birds.

It started at my old high school I was sitting at a table with some buddies and I wrote something on a piece of paper, one of my friends then hijacked my paper and wrote his homework on it. He kept drawing 7s on his homework and he would draw them with lines through them. I walked out of the school thru the lines of buses to the parking lot and when I got there I remember that I had parked in the other lot. As I was walking there I walked through a baseball field and was throwing all the foul balls back into the field. As I was throwing them some kid said "Hes throwing baseballs!". When I got to the other lot there was some kid playing with a soccer ball, I got to my truck and was about to leave then the ball got stuck under the truck. I got the ball out by putting on the emergency brake and doing backwords donuts which was really wierd.
I then went to drive out of school, the truck was really hard to steer. I turned left out of the parking lot then all the sudden the road shifted as if I turned right (This was the first thing that kinda made me think something was wrong). For some reason I decided to let go of the wheel and then the car started to drive itself, I said to myself this cant be right I must be dreaming, so I did a hand RC check and had like 6 fingers then all the sudden I got sucked into lucidness. I was just driving around and pulled into some parking lot of with a bunch of really long semi trucks. Some lady was getting off work and talking on her phone and got into and I heard her said "Pick me tame" which makes no sense.

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2/17/2011
There is some kind of indoor fair and people are setting up tables. I have no idea how I got here or where here is but IO figure to go along with stuff and set up a table too. When I go to help set up another table I feel chilly and realize I am wearing a thong bathing suit!

I look down at it and try to act like I am not looking. Then I am like "well I am going to act like I want to so I don't seem like a fool. And maybe the ladies will like it."
I walk around and there are other rooms just like this one with fold out tables with nothing on them. Then I am outside in a fake looking park, it looks like a computer generated picture of a park. There is a tree which I think is nice and then a female lion jumps out of it but she is nice but I still jump up on a table just in case. I walk around some more.
I wake up
but do not move and I am fast asleep back inside the table place. I think about this place and what is here since this place is pretty boring. Then the female lion is back and I jump up on the table. She is aggressive to me and I think “what could defeat this lion? A bear.” Then my hands are huge bear paws and I knock her half lunge away with a swat. They look too strange to me having bear paws attached to human arms. Then I am becoming a whole bear, like a huge black grizzly. The lion lunges again and I hit her, and though it only feels like a slight slap, it sends the lion flying to the ground hard, she looks up hissing at me, beaten.

GOALS:-Freddie TOTY
-Basic TOTM
So, I find myself in a toy store(weird, considering how old I am). I begin to browse the extensive collection(odd again). Then, I cone across some toy scouters.

I see one in a box by itself. It doesn't actually do anything. It's just for show. Then, I see a double pack. It has one Scouter that doesn't work, but the other one does. The double pack is $130.00 and the single one is $19.00. So, I chose the single one. I buy it, and I take it out. it's a dark-blue Scouter. I try to put it on. I place it on my right ear. Then, I realize that's not the correct ear. So, I take it off and put it on my left ear. It fits perfectly. Now I'm seeing through one eye in blue. Then, I suddenly become lucid without dream signs!

So now, Lucidity was my bitch. Time to do the TOTY and then the TOTM. I wait in silence believing he will show. Then...he is calling my name ominously. Then, he shows up out of the blue right in front of me. Holy shit. I tell him I'm going to fight him to the death. I have a few tricks up my sleeve so I can beat him...easily. I say let's shake hands and let the better man win. I hold out the correct hand so I can shake his glove hand. We shake hands. Then, I rip the glove off of his hand. I put it on. then, I back off. Then, Freddie charges at me. And then, before he can kill me...
"Look! It's Jason!" I shout. Freddie turns around like a fuck-tard. Finally, I stab him through the back with his glove. Suck it bitch! I pull the glove out. I through it off as the blood drips off of the blades. Freddie falls over dead. TOTY number three for me!!!!! Then, I decide to go do the basic TOTM. As I look for a DC to kiss...I have a false awakening! Then, I awake for real! Shit!!!!!

I am minding my own business, going about my day to day activities, when a strange man in a trench coat approaches me. He taps me on the shoulder, and says to me:

"Hey... You know you're going to wake up, right?"

"What?" I say.

"Your alarm is about to go off."

And immediately my alarm sounded, waking me from the dream.