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Daniel and Ansel were trying to get into my room. They wanted to borrow my guitar pedals. They said Ansel brought a guitar over but I didn't believe them(Ansel has lied to me many times in real life, and it's always obvious that he is). I was super out of it the whole time. I was trying to sleep but kept getting up to keep them out. I could hardly keep my eyes open. I kept leaning on the door to kept them out. I heard Chris tell them to try the other door so I went and blocked it. I kept laying back down and trying to get back to sleep. At one point I woke up in a parking lot holding my yellow pajama pants. I saw my moms old car and got in the back seat. My green shirt was in there and I used the clothes as a pillow and laid down. "they won't bother me here", Ithought. But they did, and good thing, because this is when I realized this was a dream. I got in the front seat and started driving around extremely fast. Really sloppy too, going over the lines. There was a bunch of traffic ahead so I decided to fly over it.

I drove out into the country. I was driving down this road and it started to rise up like an overpass but it kept going higher. I drove up it a while then remembered my goal. I pulled over and tried to pull the cigarette case out of my pockets, but it didn't work. I checked all my pockets and nothing. I kept walking up the road. It was leveling off a bit now. There were these huge flowers that looked like the ones from super mario bros that come out of the pipes. The had mouths, but didn't move. It was like each one was a frame from an animation and each one was just slightly different from the last. I started to lose the visual but stayed focused on walking. When the image came back it was a road made of rocks. This happened again but when it came back it was made of skittles now. I saw this weird looking purple alien cow and pushed him off the road, which was hysterical for some reason.

The road seemed to fall apart and I lost the visual for a long time. I might have woken up briefly. Then I was in a house. It looked old and deserted, dusty and dark. I tried searching my pockets again but still nothing. I saw a mirror and when I looked into it I had my brown hoodie on and started thinking maybe it's in my hoodie pocket. I saw a bulge in the pocket in the mirror. I reached in and at first it felt like the case but when I took it out it was my phone. I explored the house but I don't remember what I saw.

I found a dresser with some drawers. I opened one but don't remember what was in it, I was sort of frantic and not really looking. Then I opened the drawer above that and saw something that looked like a joint. I picked it up and it was one/became one, the image sort of changed when I focused on it. I was trying to make the case appear so it didn't exactly work, but close enough.

I walked down the hall. I heard some girls voices behind one of the doors and went in and sat down to smoke with them. It took forever to get it lit and by the time I had I was waking up a little. It didn't really smoke right either, but the dream was fading. It kind of expanded as it burned and almost turned back into the shape of a bud. I only took one hit and passed it then woke up.

I had a dream where my mom had bought a bunch of new video game stuff for my brother. She kept asking me about the controllers. My parents said they were going to bed but they never did. I was playing dragon warrior, but it was completely different from the real game. My sister had her file open and I remembered that I couldn't save(my real version of this game has a dead battery so you can't save usuaully) so I played on her game instead of starting a new one. I was trying to cast some spell(it was a 2d sidescroller now) but all I could do was make little rupees(like from zelda) appear. I wandered around the level. It was a dungeon, the level was made of grey bricks like a castle and the background was dark, black with bits of maroon. I got hit by the first enemy I saw which made me wann start over. I stopped playing but my character kept moving by itself. I turned the gaame on and off, then I realized I just erased her game. I turned it back on and loaded her game, but it wasn't as far. Then I started a new game. I had to choose my character. They were all strange looking, most were not human at all. I was trying to decided between the 2 airplanes. One was just a normal plane and the other was called a physics plane. They cost the same so I picked the physics plane.

There was a part with a little 4 year old girl. She was sitting on the couch watching me play(or maybe it was earlier and we were just watching TV). I decided that she was there to see my brother. She jumped off the couch and said she had to go home. I remember thinking that my brother should walk her home since it was dark out but he didn't.

Then I was talking to Krysta and someone else about shrooms. The other guy said krysta was a shroom head, but not as in an addict, he meant it as a silly insult. I was telling them about the Mogwai concert in april and a bee flew down my shirt. Krysta said bees are always flying down your shirt. They both kept talking in a way that sounded like singing or random syllables, and like it had reverb or some kind of vocal effects on it.

I was at a party. It was in some kind of big mansion/school. I remember smoking weed in some kind of chemistry lab with some girls.

In another dream I was at a friends house. I called Jon and told him I wanted to buy some weed. He came over with a big sandwich bag full of danque and this grey scale. The amount of weed I was buying kept changing from a half to a quarter. Then he was trying to sell me 1.4 grams and siad that was an eighth. I got really loud and said no way, an eighth is at least 1.7(this is actually a half eighth). My 3rd grade teacher came out from inside the house(we were on a closed in porch) and said "What's going on here?". We hid the weed before she noticed but the scale was just sitting there on the table. I felt really paranoid. We said "nothing" and she replied "a likely story" and went back inside.

We settled on an amount, maybe 1.64(2 bags of this), it was less than what it should be but I was sick of haggling. Then we were going to leave because my friend had already left while we were waiting for Jon. Ben dropped a bunch of dirty dishes and dirty laundry on the floor. I started picking it up and told him, "we can't just leave a mess here or ____(the people who lived there) will think were a bunch of slobs."

I think the dream started out in my neighborhood. My sister and her friends were gonna go spray paint something. I was there, they needed me for some reason, maybe to drive. They were gonna pay me $10. We drove past the school and I asked them where they were going(i thought this is where they were going to spraypaint). They said St. Ursala(another school). Then one of them sprayed gold spraypaint in my face. This pissed me off a lot. I started swearing and told them they had to pay me $25 now. Then I said $40 and I'm not even gonna help you, that's just to keep me from telling mom and dad.

Then we were in a parking lot. Might have been netty's or some chain restaurant. We were picking up another car. Geoff was there now too trying to calm me down and tell me how tagging is a good thing and I should help them. I told him it can be if it's art, if it's expression, but this is just a bunch of stupid little girls vandalizing shit. Both the cars turned into convertibles. There was this weird part where we were backing out really slowly. I dropped my keys and it looked like they fell on the ground and there was no floor to the car anymore. I reached down and picked them up.

There was another part where we were at one of my sisters;s friends house. It was some boy's. He was a rapper and I remember him saying they can never lay down any serious tracks when the girls are over. I was watching TV. Some commercial was on with this slow intense song and basketball in B&W.

I was at the airport leaving Las Vegas. I put my stuff on a table. I was very paranoid about it because I had some very expensive stuff with me, my ipod, I thought I had a guitar but when I set it down it looked like a guitar hero controller. I ran into a friend of mine who I traveled there with but had been separated from(there was more to this dream that I don't remember, I was in another location and had to drive back to Vegas to catch the plane). He showed me all this beer that he had bought, like 200 beers. He said they were really cheap here and he was bringing them back. I asked him when our flight was leaving and he said I think right now or in a couple minutes, he said something about the flight number, 4810 maybe, and the boarding was for flight 4800 right now so we were next. I had stuff that I had put in a locker at the airport that I had to get and told him. He wanted to come with me to get it but I wanted him to stay with our stuff, but I couldn't tell him this at first, it was as if saying it would break his heart. I couldn't remember the locker number or find the keys and I was panicking. I pulled everything out of my pockets twice and the second time I pulled out three sets of keys and the locker key was attached to one of them.

I was in my room talking to this older guy named Malony(a friends last name, but I didn't see any resemblance). I felt like he was a friend of the family or maybe a long lost uncle or something. His appearance kept changing. He always had tan reddish skin, but first he was scraggly looking with short hair, then clean shaven and bald, then he had long hair. He had a whole bunch of cocaine out and did a few lines. When I turned around I saw more coke, just piles of it everywhere. This made me nervous because not just my parents but my extended family too were in the house. His son came in then left. He was maybe 4. He went into my parents room. There this door to a bathroom that connects the 2 rooms and Malony did this thing where he knocked on the door and opened it. He explained it had something to do with the fear of God. My uncle Steve came in and asked me for some starburst. I grabbed it quickly and ushered him out of the room, totally freaked out because of all the coke. He didn't see any.

Then I was in a room I didn't recognize. My cousin was doing some kind of traditional dance involving a $20 bill. Then I was outside, but I was just an observer for this part. I watched Malony get into a red convertible in some kind of praking lot or garage. He was way too coked out to drive and this homeless looking guy offered to drive. They switched places. Then the cops were behind them with their lights on before they even got out of the parking lot. They tried to make an escape but kept running into fences. The first one stretched way out and they shot back. Then they somehow drove over one, flew through the air and crashed. The homeless looking guy escaped riding either a lion or golden retriever. Malony was hurt bad and then the cops shot him in either the face or the leg. He was bleeding like crazy. At this point I stopped being just an selfless observer and walked toward him. I helped him up and asked him if I he wanted me to get his son(I assumed he was about to die). He told me to bring him to the window so he could say one last thing to him. Somehow staring at him made my face start bleeding, I think just out my nose. I went inside and this old lady was standing at the sink I told her I needed to wash my face and she said just a moment then just went on washing the dishes like I hadn't said anything. Then she gave me a paper towel, which pissed me off because I really wanted to use the sink. I walked through the house and told some people what had happened. There was a big commotion and people went outside. My uncle Rob said something really creepy to me about amnesia and how I'll forget all this in a few hours and I suddenly felt high and like my brains were falling out. Then I sat down and tried to deal with my wound.

I was texting my friend Hana. When she text me her name showed up as Anna. I went out on the front porch to get away from my family. It was surrounded by spiderwebs. At first there were just webs but as I sat there big and small spiders started to appear. I felt itchy just looking at them and walked back inside. I was in a hotel or some kind of building with many people in it now. My parents wanted me to go and find these two couples and give them tickets for something. I recognized one of the names but not the other. I got really mad because I didn't even really know these people or have any clue how to find them but my parents wanted me to do it anyway. We argued for a bit. I remember being outside at my grade school doing chin ups.

Then we were driving home in the car. My parents brought up the tickets again and how I didn't do it. Then we drove past these wooden skateboard ramps in a cement drainage ditch. My mom made some comment about how people shouldn't do that and we got into another argument. At one point she was paying attention to the road and it started to warp. I thought we might crash.

I was playing Age of Empires. I was building houses in a big square, then I started putting down starbursts instead of houses. Bernie was there and we had to go do something so I stopped. We were in the laundry room and I was doing laundry. I washed the clothes I had been wearing the day before. My old cell phone was in them when I took them out of the wash. At first I was mad, but then I realized it was my old one so I didn't need it. Surprisingly it still worked perfectly fine. Bernie had to get his jeans out of the dryer. They weren't done drying but he took them anyway because he had to leave. Then Geoff was down there and so were some people I didn't know, but this didn't seem strange at all. He was saying something about going to see kid kuddi with some other group. I said I dunno, kid kuddi is fucking wack, that stuff's not really my style. There was this black guy in the corner with a crazy mustache who agreed with me. I forget what he said. His mustache was giant. It was like a handlebar mustache but at least 3x longer and really wide too. He was combing it, and part of it was wrapped up in a tube or something. As I watched him I started doing something with this fur that was coming out of my shoe, combing it and cutting it. When he said something to me I told him that he had a badass mustache. We talked about it for a minute, but that's all I remember.

I was playing Age of Empires. I was building houses in a big square, then I started putting down starbursts instead of houses. Bernie was there and we had to go do something so I stopped. We were in the laundry room and I was doing laundry. I washed the clothes I had been wearing the day before. My old cell phone was in them when I took them out of the wash. At first I was mad, but then I realized it was my old one so I didn't need it. Surprisingly it still worked perfectly fine. Bernie had to get his jeans out of the dryer. They weren't done drying but he took them anyway because he had to leave. Then Geoff was down there and so were some people I didn't know, but this didn't seem strange at all. He was saying something about going to see kid kuddi with some other group. I said I dunno, kid kuddi is fucking wack, that stuff's not really my style. There was this black guy in the corner with a crazy mustache who agreed with me. I forget what he said. His mustache was giant. It was like a handlebar mustache but at least 3x longer and really wide too. He was combing it, and part of it was wrapped up in a tube or something. As I watched him I started doing something with this fur that was coming out of my shoe, combing it and cutting it. When he said something to me I told him that he had a badass mustache. We talked about it for a minute, but that's all I remember.

I lay in bed for a long time trying to fall back to sleep. I heard my little brother playing out in the hall and figured school must have been canceled since he left right before I went back to bed. He kept getting louder and louder until he was right next to my bed being really loud. I jumped out of bed and yelled why are you in my room, I'm trying to sleep! Then I noticed that I wasn't in my room, I was downstairs and had been sleeping on the couch. I knew I went back to bed in my room so I thought this must be a dream. I put my finger through my hand to check. Then I went upstairs to my room to look for Madison, who I thought would be there for some reason. It was dark and I tried to flick the lights on but it didn't work(duh). I said her name to see if she was there but she wasn't. I started to clamber down the stairs but I realized that I was getting too excited and tried to calm myself down. I felt the walls as I walked downstairs and used the sensation to keep me in the dream.

I walked out the front door and there were two huge wide apple trees, one on both sides of the walk. There were giant green apples on the tree, the size of small cantaloupes, and I grabbed a few. I walked out into the street. There were two guys in weird outfits on bikes. They were riding in circles and doing stunts. One guy tried to do a backflip and landed on his face. I threw an apple and hit him in the head when he got back on his bike.

Then I tried to fly, but couldn't. So I decided to climb the walls instead. I was next to a fence so I jumped most of the way up and climb on top. I remember it being hard to get on top. Then I climbed onto the roof of a house. I decided to go to Ben;s for some reason but I think I just went inside of the house I was on. I said something to Ben's brothers and his mom. Then I went upstairs to this hallway with no doors that led to another staircase going back down. I turned around and Madison was there. She said so you've been looking for me and kissed me. Then we walked downstairs and went outside holding hands. When we got outside she turned into a different person, she had a different hairstyle and face. I tried to turn her back, she changed and looked more like her but it didn't really work. I said, your not Madison. She said, so? I said something else and walked down the street and started looking for her again. The street turned into a busy downtown street all lit up with neon signs, like in NYC. There were shops and vendors everywhere and I went around looking for her.

*CONCERT GOAL*

Then there was some kind of power outage and almost all the lights went out. It was late, dark out. I saw some lights up ahead and walked toward them. There was a crowd of people and I saw a stage. I remembered the concert goal and earnestly walked closer. When I got to the front it was a rap concert and I was thoroughly disappointed. I got up on stage and said something like pshaw this is wack(AHAHAH, pshaw is a word in the spellchecker but wack is not). I looked at a spot on the stage and said Marshall stack. It didn't work exactly but I made this foam mat appear. The I said twin reverb a couple times. I managed to make some speakers appear but they were small ones, like stage monitors. Then I made a bass amp that was a little bigger, but still really small. I saw the other guitarist carry an amp out from backstage. I went back to find another and saw this tweed amp that looked like my friend derricks. When I picked it up it looked completely different. It had a bunch of nobs, switches and lights of different shapes and colors and the front was angular. I carried it out on stage where everything was set up now. I plugged in and started playing a few notes to check the sound. Then I started playing this light jam that built up into this trem picking melody. I couldn't keep up with it because I was sleeping on my arm and it wasn't working right(I noticed this when I went to pick up the amp too). I couldn't get a good look at the audience but there were less people now, maybe 50 tops.

I had a dream where I was driving around the neighborhood, maybe on my way home. I stopped at a stop sign and got out of the car, but I was still in the car, hard to explain. The car was still there, running, but I was still driving down the street. I turned right to swing around back to get it but the roads were different than in reality and I ended up on a main road. I tried to turn right again and ended up on the highway. I was almost out of gas and felt nauseated or maybe really drunk and I really didn't want to be on the highway. I tried to turn off but just kept getting further out.
There was an earlier part of the dream where I was standing on the sidewalk outside of my car arguing with a police officer(I have a speeding ticket to pay in real life that I'm not too happy about).

In another I was at this party with some friends and a bunch of people I didn't know. I somehow ended up with 2 bags of weed even though I came with none. This made me start to think it was a dream, but I never became lucid, instead I took a nap on the couch. Then I got up and went down to the basement where some bands were playing. It was huge, bigger than any indoor venue I've been to. I remember flirting with some girls and but everything is kinda fuzzy.

I was on the beach doing some kind of competition involving a mud pit. There was a part afterwords where I was dancing with this girl. There was a fire and some kind of party. She kept transforming, at one point into a girl I used to have a crush on and we made out.

I walked out of my house and got into a tan Saturn. I decided to take it instead of my car because it had better gas mileage. From the moment I started it I had thoughts like whose car is this, are they gonna need it. I was suspiscious of my surroundings but didn't come to the conclusion it was a dream. I put all my money(8$) in the gas tank. It nearly filled it which at first made me happy but then I realized I had no money to do whatever I left the house to do. I tried to call David but he didn;t answer. I drove around aimlessly. I stopped at an intersection for this all natural restaurant with all these signs about eating healthy.

I pulled in somewhere nearby. I was in this building that looked like an airport riding this plane of glass like it was a snowboard. It moved on it's own even on flat ground. There was an old guy next to me on a skimpy matress fashioned into a scooter in the same way. It moved without wheels. Most people were walking but I saw some other scooters. I remember feeling bad because there was something I needed to do but couldn't remember what. THis feeling distracted me from how fun riding on a piece of glass was. I focused on it for a second. I rode down some long stairs and thought this is unreal, like something in a dream or a video game, but I still didn't become lucid.

Then I was in this place that looked like a bathroom, and part of it turned into one later as I walked around. It said Toledo Museum of Space in big metal letters. Around this time I somehow bit into a piece of glass. I freaked out a little and started looking for a drinking fountain so I could rinse my mouth out. I saw a button next to this strange contraption and assumed it was one, but when I got close I noticed it was some kind of audio for the display. However there was a drinking fountain right next to it. There was I woman standing near it on her cell phone talking to the management about how it was broken and her son desperately needed some water, even some hot water would do. When she moved I used it like there was nothing wrong with it at all.

I spit out bits of glass, then a quarter, then half of my tooth. It was my back molar on the bottom left. I walked around feeling bad about losing it wondering if it was because of the new toothpaste I've been using. A little girl had a bottle of purple windex and was spraying it just for fun. I covered the nozzle with my hand as I walked passed to keep from being sprayed in the face. The parents of the girl finally noticed and tried to stop her. I felt very depressed about my tooth and all my actions were limp and lifeless walking around aimlessly.