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i have not been dreaming at all recently, but lastnite i actuall dreamed, for the first tim in a while i had one, it was a left for dead zombie dream taking place in a post appoctolipticworld, i cant really describe it in more detail beside i was shootin zombies

I'm sitting on a sofa. There is my mum, my brother and I. We are going through a catalog with some electronic equipment. As I focus on the pages I can see that those are vibrators for women. Well, I have pretty grown up relationship with my mum. However, I feel a bit uncomfortable. So as we are going through the pages and looking at different types I see that there is a computer in front of us with the same stuff on the screen. There are some presentation videos running. I can see strange pink vibrator, with some sort of blunt barbs. (I remember seeing similar barbs in one the documentary about steroids I watched the day before. Those barbs were there on liver as a kind of cancer. Probably projection into my dream). I am touching the barbs (its there now) and thinking how come it doesn't hurt woman. My mum agrees with me. The top of the vibrator has a flat, rectangular, vibrating "thing". I have a feeling that it is for clitoris stimulation. (At the top of the vibrator??). Then I can see some simple vibrators. My brother says that he has had enough. My mum says that she has had enough too, that she is fine with a simple one you spit on! (what??) I wonder what does she mean by that.

Now I am sitting by a table with my mum and my brother waiting for dinner. My brother is wearing simple gray gym top. From the way it looks, I have a feeling that my mum bought it for him. It could be a Christmas present. My brother says that our step mum is coming. (Not surprisingly I don't find it strange despite I don't have a stepmother). Suddenly, I hear a thick, deep sound similar to an airplane. It does surprise me a bit, but before I am able to think about it further, my grandmother appears. She says hi to me, to my brother. My mum is waiting if she says hi to her too. Suddenly, I can see some sort of floating icons above my grannies head. My mum starts touching them, as if she was adjusting some setting. Apparently, she pressed some wrong buttons as the operating language is different. At least I have the feeling. The icons are orange and round-ish. My mum changes the setting back to english. I think I was there, sitting and thinking how does it work.

(in following part, there are just segments as I have lost the order of them)

I go with George up the road to the chestnut trees. His mom finds a notebook. I wonder what is written in it. I can see pictures of our primary school classmate (Chlupacova).

Georges older sister is calling me that George's father committed suicide. Somehow I know that George did so as well not that long time ago. I am in my room, trying to calm her down. I try to reason to her why it may happened. He may have done it because of George committing suicide or also because he was stressed from work. I have the feeling that he was very stressed at work. Now I find myself sitting in their kitchen by the table. I can see George's mother cooking, and his sister is there too. I'm asking how they are dealing with it also in terms of money. Mother says that she already claimed death insurance. I look above her, there are phone-books at the top of the selves. That reminded me that she is as an insurance agent. I mention that her husband was recently promoted (meaning that she may get some more money because of that... this is very strange as I am not money oriented.) I am worrying whether they will cope financially. G mother is wondering how do I know about his promotion. So she stands there thinking how much she can get. I have a strange feeling about the two suicides and the death insurance)

There was also a dream about George and I jumping from a cliff to the lake, and when we got on the shore, we realised that we had our mobile phones in our pockets. I knew that it was has happened before, just the same. My phone was Siemens m35 just like I had when I was younger.

(Sorry for the length)

I am in a valley that is damp and fog-laden. It looks to me like the highlands of Scotland or something. I appear in this dream as my dream incarnate Kalima (image), but wearing a plain grey Victorian dress and white apron. The hills surrounding the valley are covered in ancient, crumbling castles and decaying ramparts while the valley floor is a huge never ending hedge-maze.

I am desperately lost in the maze and I am in a panic because I can feel not one, but two, dark presences nearby and I can sense that they are hunting me. I run through the maze as fast as I can but because of its enormity and the fact that it never ends I don't really get much farther ahead of the pursuers. I am not try to memorize or mentally map out the hedge maze and just run hoping I will get lucky and either find my way out or find the middle (where I instictively know I will be safe).

No matter how far I run I can still hear the creepy snuffling of my dark pursuers, like they have giant nostils and are sniffing me out. I find myself in a dead end and can hear the sniffing sound of one of the pursuers just on the otherside of the hedge. I know it can smell me because it stops to hover around the other side of the hedge where I am leaning in fright to sniff, before it lets out a terrible high pictched shriek to inform the other dark presence that it has found me and start running through the maze to find the fastest way to get to me.

I am so terrified that I fall to my knees and forward onto my stomach, because my legs have gone numb with fear. This allows me to see the smallest of spaces between one hedge and the ground. It looks as if a small pit was dug by a fox or ground hog or something to get under the hedge. I scramble to deepen the hole as quickly as I can and am able to squeeze through and start running again, long before the two dark pursuers find the dead end I was trapped in. They are much to large to fit through the hole (I'm not sure they even noticed it actually) and have to turn around and find their way back through the maze.

I suddenly feel two things simutaneously. First, a heavy object in the front pocket of my apron, which turns out to be a large cast iron key. The blade of the key is plain but the bow part of it is intricate in detail and had a peice of dark red glass set in the middle of it. Secondly, I feel someone close by who is watching me, but their presence is not threatening, though I cannot see them because they are invisible. The being feels warm and radiates love and kindness and for some reason I believe it is a guardian angel, even though I don't believe in angels in waking life.

The being starts to move through the maze and I am able to follow it by moving in the direction of where I feel the warmest air. After a long while I am led to what looks like another dead end somewhere near the middle of the valley and the warm presence suddenly disappears. I know there is something about this part of the hedge maze that I am supposed to discover but I can only pace back and forth in frustration for a long while because I cannot figure it out and I can hear the snuffling of the two dark pursuers getting closer again.

I pull out the key that appeared in my apron pocket a while ago and assume that I am supposed to find a door, but none can be seen with the naked eye. I feel around inside some of hedge wall where there are little openings in the heavy brush, but all I encounter is thorny branches and after several times I have sore and bleeding fingers. I feel like I have been misled by the thing I thought was a guardian angel, as well as abandoned, and I am angry and frustrated and I remember thinking to myself "this is why I don't believe in angels!"

The blood on my hands makes me think about the dark red glass set into the bow of the key and I look through it like one would a spyglass, mostly out of bordem rather than thinking anything would happen, but as it turned out I could see a glowing red outline of a door at the very end of the dead end, where the hedge appears the thickest. Upon investigation the thick hedge is even thornier and more difficult to get my hand through than the ones before, but I can feel a metal door on the other side.

I fumble around with the key, trying to find the lock, all the while the two dark presences are getting closer. So close in fact that I can here them on the other side of the hedge and I start to panic because I cannot find the hole for the key. Almost at the last second the key finally slips into a hole in the door and the door opens, but I have to force by entire body through the thick wall of thorns and it is terribly painful and unpleasant.

I get through and am able to slam the door shut and lock out the pursuers just in time because they were so close that one was able make a swipe at me and catch the end of my grey dress and rip a peice off. The creatures looked like tank sized crosses of a pot-bellied pig and a bulldog. They had rough black skin, large snouts and glowing red eyes. There bodies were covered in scars like they had been badly beaten and tortured. I had been terrified of them the whole time I could not see them but as soon as I caught that short glimpse of their battered and beaten bodies, as I slammed the door shut, I felt kind of sorry for them because they made me think of domestic dogs that become ferocious and violent after being mistreated and abused. I wanted to open the door again and have another look at them, even try to pet them and be nice to them, but I realize just then that when I slammed the door shut I left the key in the lock and since the door has no handle on this side, I was essentially locked in (and unless the pig/dog creatures suddenly grew fingers, they were esentially locked out).

I take a moment to catch my breath and have a look at my surroundings. I am in a large open area that has rows and rows of plots for planting, but the whole garden is dead. The small trees and bushes around the perimeter are barren of leaves and many have broken branches. The few plants, and what looks like stalks, that can be found in the plots are whithered and dried. The grass is brown, the air smells of earthy decay, the few marble staues around the garden are weather worn or crumbling to peices and it looks as if the garden has not been tended to for hundreds of years.

In the center of the dead garden is a a small stone fountain at the base of a huge oak tree. The fountain only contains some dried and decaying leaves from the oak tree that has mighty, thick branches that reach eagerly upwards, but it looks pretty pathetic without its leaves. I feel sad and wish there was something I could do to revive the garden but all I can do is sit on edge of the fountain and sulk.

My eye catches something white sticking out of the ground in a growing plot not far away. At first I though it was just like one of the many dead and dried out flower stalks found throughout the garden but when I get closer I can see that it is actually human finger bones sticking out of the ground, which sends a chill down my spine. Now that I am aware of it, an awful lot of the stalks sticking out of the ground look like skeletal fingers, and I even notice the old sun bleached bone hidden under the bushes and trees.

I suddenly want to leave very badly but don't know how because I've locked myself in the garden when I left the key in the otherside of the door. I briefly think that I will became another skeleton in the garden when I suddenly feel the warm angelic presence nearby again. I follow it to the locked door which suddenly unlocks and swings open. The pigdogs are gone but I am able to retrieve the key. The warm presence complels me to return to the fountain where I suddenly notice a keyhole in the bottom of it. I stick the key in and when I turn it, fresh clean water starts to flow out of the key hole and fill the fountain.

I am all excited and happy and stuff, because I think that the garden will now suddenly recover, but the dream ends there because I wake up.

NOTES

I am walking around with a tiny gun you can hide in your palm. It looks like a .22 cal or a 9 mil.

I have a holster on my hip that is too big for the gun. I put a book in the holster to take up space.

I look at the gun, take it out, and make sure the safety is on.

I didn't remember anything this morning. Grrr!

I was at a gas station. It was a bright and sunny day. I was in an industrial area; lots of grey buildings, and a busy highway to one side.

I was looking off at the highway and thinking something about Stone. Then I saw a truck that said "i eat moar nao". I somehow knew that the eating had to do with something weird that you wouldn't eat, something electronic. Then I called Stone and told him that I saw his truck.

Then I was just standing there, thinking. I was contemplating shared dreaming. There must be a way, I thought, there's no way that it could be coincidence between so many people on the forums. What if we could really ascend to one plane while dreaming? There must be some way.

Then it suddenly occurred to me that I was dreaming. I did a quick nose pinch RC. I decided I should try to fly away and do something else. I think I jumped from something, but just fell down. I looked up and tried to imagine shooting myself up towards the sky. Then, (stupidly,) I closed my eyes, almost like a blink. And then I was awake (!@$%*&^!).

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There was some fragment of being in a building... some kind of game or something, with lots of people.

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A vague memory of something having to do with food.

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Notes:
- first lucid in quite a while... I kind of lost it. Been having trouble sleeping lately, and the only reason I even have a chance at this now is because it's the holidays... I'm really hoping I can maintain this once the holidays are over. And I'm hoping it won't take me another year to get regular LDs again.

12/27/10 - 8

1) I'm at a reunification with C-3, but most of the guys aren't there; there's just one counselor. We all toast to TP. GL is one of the guys I recognize as one of my friends, so I stand near him.

2) My French teacher is giving a speech in my kitchen. I'm eating, then I go into the next room. I come back to eat more yodels, pop tarts, etc. Mom gets mad - it seems disrespectful that I'm eating all this while he's talking. He stops talking while mom yells at me for eating too much.

3) I'm at some sort of baseball event, where I see DM walking around. I hang around with W, and we go out onto the field. He starts playing some toss game where everyone's tossing the baseball around, kind of in a circle. I think it's kiddy because it's all little kids playing, but I participate anyways because W's doing it. Then I see MG playing so I feel alright (see JG too??).

4) I'm walking around a Califoria suburb checking houses for something when a couple answers the door. I tell my partner, "No, they're not one of them." However, my partner thinks this couple is. We walk around more. There's a big field in the middle of the suburb with all the trophy wives running around. Suddenly, they all get mad at some guy on the other side of the field and angrily start running towards him. transition to 3????

5) I'm with dad driving through downtown (Boston?). The streets are winding. There's one clearly dominant structure: a big city hall/churchlike 17th century structure. Dad says "Hey, didn't I show you these streets?" Yes, he showed me these streets the day before, I think.

6) I'm playing Minecraft (classic multiplayer), shooting through the underground, griefing, tunneling my way through. I finally reach a passageway; there's a middle-aged African-American lady is sitting at the end of the tunnel and the rest of it is sporadically populated with people along the sides. I'm explaining to someone that "This is the thing about minecraft, you have to fix everything you destoyed, but you have to destroy just to get around." I walk to the end of hall, ready to restore the passageway, but now I'm on a bus. One middle-aged lady has two pet crocodiles with her (they're really small, maybe a foot long each). The guy sitting a few rows behind her who is middle aged and wears glasses "finds her out." Apparently, it's really bad that she has those crocodiles on the bus (they seem harmless to me, they're rather tame and docile). The guy says, "I got my hair cut with you on the other side of the mountain." He knows that she brought the crocodiles from the other side of the mountain. She starts sobbing, acknowledges that he's right, and admits to it. She explains her story, something along the lines of "I just saw them there and I saw something else that influenced me to bring them and iI couldn't just leave them there." No one's mad at her; everyone understands. I'm peeling away somethign from the side of the bus as I hear Mr. C saying that you have to read every chapter twice.

7) I'm playing with my laptop, frantically trying to turn it off, when I eventually press the power button in desperation.

8) Celtics? Shaq? It's time to get on a boat, and everyone gets a turn. I get to row. K's at the head of the boat; we go around the small enclosed room. I control turning the boat. On the second time around, we're with the Queen of Norway? Mom is mean to K. Edwarda is the King of Norway? Historically, he finally got to reign over his homeland in 81 but got the whole thing in 84. He died in 84. At least he finally got to rule over his homeland. As we go around, I see a sign that says "A Charlie Brown Christmas Carol." I've been saying it wrong all along! I always pronounced it "A Charlie Brown Christmas." At least I'll say it right from now on.

Total dreams: 737
Total days: 368
Total lucids: 12
Dreams per day: 2.002
Lucids per day: 0.03260
Days recorded: 221
Dreams per recorded day: 3.3348
Lucids per recorded day: 0.0542
Lucid dream percentage: 1.628%

I start off being in what I assume is a hospital, though it smells sort of like chlorine and looks more like a cell block. I'm somewhere in a lobby when my sister, the mother of my late nephew, walks up to me and gives me a set of instructions. I am to put on scrubs as if I'm about to participate in a surgery, and to meet her in a room that she gave me the number of. After I do what she has told me, I walk into the room. The entire room is very large and separated by a white curtain. On my half of the curtain there is absolutely nothing except for the walls and the door. However, when I walk past the curtain I see several hospital instruments, my sister, and a metal gurney with my nephew laying on it.

My sister tells me that the whole time my nephew was alive, he just needed a special sort of pacemaker to make sure he stayed that way. Even 3 months after his death, she told nobody because they had already had the funeral and burial and that she did not want to frighten anybody. He then looks at me and smiles and tells me how much he's missed me. Just as I start to cry in my dream, I wake up.

Resistance and Arrest

I was running from the cops. I don't know what I did. I arrived at a school and ran in. A lot of my friends were there and my friend, Jon, was head of my security detail. The whole place was like a hidden hang out. I stayed and played pool for a while but then Jon yelled out that the cops were here and we had to get out. Everyone went to go fight but since i was priority, I exited through the back. Jon was yelling that they had tear gas. My friends were slowly losing the battle. I ran until I saw a creek. I jumped in, but it was only about knee high. I waded under a bridge and laid back so only my head was visible. I then watched some of the cops pass me by.

Rocks on the Beach (FRAG)

I was at this rock cliff side where there was a beach down below. I was with a girl that wasn't my girlfriend. We climbed our way down and started playing on the beach. I was barefoot and the rocks hurt my feet.

The 27th of December is going to be my lucid anniversary, from now on. This is because, from 6:30 to 6:50, I had my first lucid dream. I sacrificed a fresh full english breakfast (heated it up instead, tasted mediocre) for this dream.

Key:
Dream Lucid Semi Lucid Non-Dream

I woke up at about 4:02-4:22am, and sat around on my iPod until about 6:10. Then, I have no idea what happened between then and the dream, wether or not I fell asleep or tried WILD, but I went in to the dream. I had several dream fragments.

Fragment 1: Non Lucid
I was in a fancy looking restaurant, reminiscent of the local steak house. The walls were cream colored stone, with fancy red decor everywhere. Wooden chairs and columns were there too. Windows showed a road with some grass, outside. I was sat on the edge of a table with the kid from outnumbered and some other famous people (I don't remember who, exactly). I had the feeling that we were hiding from someone (unsure why), so I got down and went prone. After crawling along the floor for a bit the dream faded.

Fragment 2: Bipods with iPods
I was walking in what I think was the car park of my school, with my iPod in hand. I saw two extremely tall people swinging their own iPods around like clubs, and I decided to put my iPod away and walk off just in case the worst happened. In the middle of putting my iPod away, my hands went right through each other, and I realized I was lucid. I was kind of aware before, but I thought I was just tripping out. I looked at my hands go through each other and then the dream faded out.

Dream: Beginning of an era
I got out of bed. My hands accidentally went through each other again. I was lucid. I wasn't as shocked or excited as I thought I would be, but I felt both of those feelings anyway. I got up. My house was dark, but my room was exactly the same as normal. I think there was a purple, space-like void outside. I walked downstairs, then back upstairs. I had so many ideas in my head. I settled with the lucid crossroads (http://www.lucidcrossroads.co.uk/), because I figured it would be the easiest way to get to a clear, daytime environment. I reached in my pocket like the website says, but I didn't pull out a badge like I thought I would. I pulled out thin air. Disappointed, I walked to my room, saying to myself "there will be a girl behind the door. There will be a girl behind the door." That didn't work either. I sat back down on my bed trying to think of what to do next, but I woke up out of a variety of emotions.

And that's how my first lucid dream was. As soon as I woke up, I hit my iPod's music button and the credits theme from misfits came on. That coincidence made me feel like I was in a movie. I went back to dicking around with my iPod and then fell asleep until 2:53pm. Yeah, I was catching up on christmas and boxing day. I didn't sleep much on those days.

I hope to have more, vivid lucid dreams. I hope I obtain more power and time, with every dream I have.

Supplements in the past day:
1x Hot Chocolate
1x Glass of apple juice
1x Chicken curry
1x Burger + Bun
0.5x Fishcake (it tasted bad)

I was upstairs in my house when I hear something in the basement.. I'm sure it is someone trying to get in the house. I run downstairs and J&J are sleeping in my room, but I run past them and see someone at the door. All the blinds are pulled up, and I see about 10 teenagers outside. One guy is banging at the door, insisting I let him in. I'm telling him to go away and everyone outside is just walking around and laughing at me. I run upstairs to look through the kitchen to see if they are there, then the guy is now at the front door. I feel like the house is being surrounded.

I had a lucid dream!
So I slept last night but I actually didn't have a dream, I had one of those sleeps where you close your eyes and you open them again and it's morning.
But then I lay down multiple times after that and fell lightly asleep, and was repeatedly awakened by people shifting in their sleep (I am snowed in with multiple people) and so finally one time I woke up and saw a cartoon-looking blue chevron symbol on the fireplace. So I thought, "Huh, that's weird, that's not normally there! Hey, wait a minute, I'M DREAMING!" I felt a very strange sensation and calmed my self down, so as to prolong the dream. Then I decided to test what I could do. Being indoors, I couldn't fly, so I decided to try using my mind to move things. I threw the blue chevron across the room. It went through a wall. Then I felt myself waking up, and I sat down and tried to do one more thing, but then I woke up.
Before this, I had had a dream during one of these sleeps where there were people in the house (i.e. burglars) and so I was looking for a weapon and I found a knife that belonged to my grandfather, it was a swiss army knife except with the national symbol of Ireland. But all it had on it were kitchen utensils, so I looked on it, and eventually I found a carving knife. But then I woke up.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID FALSE AWAKENING

Good morning. Took me ages to fall asleep last night. Slept very lightly and had a few cool dreams the first hours of sleep. Took some calea, but ended up having weird semi-lucids where I explained my dreams to people and how the effects felt. Woke up and fell back asleep again several times. Had several FA's where I thought I wrote down my dreams on a laptop, or in my notebook. Finally the morning came and I am exhausted. Still got lucid!

01.00: Bedtime

03.15: Work related MILD
I'm in the locker room at work. Changing my clothes. I am soaked in sweat and I consider taking a shower. I lose my balance and fall to the floor, I get up and spot some weird wounds on Björn's chest. "Wtf, you look like the Terminator" I say and look closer at his wounds. I put on my working shoes again, they feel funny, too soft. When I'm done, I realise what I've done. I can see my white regular shoes on the floor. I sigh. Suddenly I'm helping this girl out to put out candles in a church. I guess it's a part of work. We close the doors and get out. I start talking to her in English. "I don't get it, why does people believe so much when it comes to religion, when it has basicly been proven how the world works with science?"

Nenne, a truckdriver from work pulls up in the wrong machine. "Hey Matteh! Did you see some beer in there?" he asks me. I tell him I haven't. "Oh right, it's too early for it" he tells me and is off. I start walking up hill. The girl takes off and I'm left standing outside a small store. "Check how much you've loaned, call 800.000 now!" I read on a paper on the wall. I get curious and enter the store. I don't really know what to get so I decide to get some gum. I point at some gum and the girl behind the counter tells me it's 50 kr. "Uhm, it says 12 here" I say and point at the gum's pricetag. "Oh right, sorry!" she tells me and laughs. She thought I was pointing at some dark chocolate bar. I give her the money and take my packet of gum.

I am really shaked up for some reason. I feel weak and so I leave the store. I continue walking the way I was heading, and arrive at a McDonald's. I spot the famous TV person Peter Jihde through the window. Suddenly I feel like I'm in a hurry. I enter the mall I've just come to, and dodge people as fast as I can walk. My feet starts hurting from all the dodging, but I ignore them. The mall seems to be shaped like a circle, and I walk all the way around, opening glass doors and entering those spinning ones. A small English kid is pushing the doors the wrong way. His grandpa just laughs. I come back to a place with a few broken doors, but this time one of them has stuck. I help a lady cut through the plastic with my knife. She tries to cut with the wrong side of the knife. I get insulation down my neck and on my wrists. "Damn I hate insulation" I say. She agrees.

The dream skips. I'm at work again, walking in a yard filled with trees. The ground is covered in freshly laid out dirt, and I spot tools everywhere leaning against the trees. I grab two rakes and head for the guy in charge of the work. It's Carl, a supervisor. I wonder why he's doing the dirty work. "Hey Carl, why are you stacking these rakes against the trees? People will trip" I tell him. I walk away.

The dream skips, my memory has some holes in it. I'm walking in a nice neighbourhood with one of the rakes in my hand. I spot a small house flying around in the sky. "Oh it's so cool that you can move entire houses in your dreams, and leave everything untouched" I start flying some, and end up near the water in a japanese-looking garden. There's a small pond and nicely stacked, flat stones on a wall. I can't see land on the other side of the water. I spot a huge house flying over my head, with the entire lot's furniture and all. Like it's frozen in place. This makes me want to fly. I jump up on the low wall. Testing the gravity I can tell it's slightly off as always.

After a few jumps, I am flying straight up. Holding the rake to the side, pointing it downwards. The rake feels just like an engine of some kind. "Gotta remember to focus on something when I fly" I think. I want to try to fly as high as possible. I quickly reach atleast a few km up in the blue sky. I can see where I came from, and it's an island, no more than a few cm's across from up here. There's ocean all around it and I decide to go back down. Flying in circles I try to descend smoothly, but I overdo it. I fly way past the island, then past it again on the way back. On the third time I fly past it, I crash into the water. I fly through the water towards the island, and manages to skate on the surface for a second.

03.15: Wrong bus
I'm on a bus going away from work. My dad is about to pick me up at a certain stop. I realise the bus is going the wrong way and I hit the button to make it stop. I get off and end up on the wrong side of the highway. I call my dad. He asks me why I am on the wrong side. There's a bridge not far away and I head for it. Crossing it, I spot a few workers down by a river. It's my dad and another guy. I slip on the muddy edge and fall in, luckily it's only up to my knees. We all laugh as I try to get up on the slippery slope. Mud gets everywhere and I fall in the water, dragging my dad with me.

05.00: Just weird #1
I'm with my family inside of a blue, plastic, mobile toilet booth. The entire thing is on wheels and we're going through the jungle. I've got a remote which I steer blindly with. I stop the thing and take a peak outside. The door won't open more than ten centimeters. I spot orange fur and huge monkey hands. I quickly close the door and locks it. "Holy shit, orangutan's! They are strong as hell" I say. Someone's tugging at the door handle from the other side. "Let's move out of here" I say and hold the handle from the inside just to be sure. We back up the booth with the remote, but get stuck after just a few meters. I take the remote and try to make us come out of it. The booth starts to lean sideways. I tell everyone to brace for the impact as it falls over. "Lie completely still and don't make a sound and they will go away" I whisper. It's starting to get very hot in there.

Dream skips. I'm at a café. Once again I walk up to the counter and is about to buy some gum. I get out my wallet and pours the cash on the counter. "I've got more gold coins than Pippi Longstocking!" I say as I spot atleast twenty of them. I give the girl behind the register two coins. I grab a plate with some left over chicken on it, I spill some grease on my pants. Just as I'm about to leave, a couple of kids enter the store. I head for the restroom's and starts taking a piss. The entire scene changes, I'm still taking a piss, but not in a toilet. I am standing at a frozen lake, overlooking a few docks going out from small houses with sauna's in them.

My dad is on the phone and I'm talking to him about work or something. I spot the kids further away on a dock, playing with the ice. I know it's not solid enough to play on, so I start walking towards the small house connected to my dock. Suddenly I hear a very loud scream. I quickly look at the boys and I can tell one of them is missing. I tell my dad to hold on, pocketing the phone I run as fast as I can through the houses. They yell the boy's name when I arrive at the beginning of the dock. Luckily they've just gotten him out of the water. I grab his arm and lead him towards the sauna's. He's sobbing and shaking from the cold. I notice he's got a star tattoo just like me on his shoulder. I tell him they have to be careful, then I joke a bit with him to get his spirits up. I realise my dad is probably still on the phone. I'm hoarse from screaming and I tell him the story.

05.00: Just weird #2 MILD



I'm sitting at the edge of a small table. I'm semi-lucid. George Clooney is sitting there, with a very good looking woman. I start talking about how awesome food tastes in dreams. "The pure temptations... The slightest look you give me, gives me such an incredible urge" I tell the woman at the table. She shivers. I tell everyone I want to taste some red wine. It's on the table but I don't. George starts talking to the woman, looking into her eyes. "You will commit suicide tonight, even if you want to or not" he tells her. Everything goes quiet. "That's a movie quote right?" I ask him. He looks at me for a few seconds, dead serious. "Yes ofcourse"

He starts saying the most random things. Like he's quoting lines from movies a madman has come up with. I get the feel that the night is their anniversary. Fireworks are exploding outside, but there's something wrong with the sound of the explosions. Instead of hollow bangs, I can hear glass shattering. It's quite frightening. I realise it's all a dream, but the lucidity level is low. I am sick of George and his insane quotes. I don't want the woman to kill herself, so I imagine him doing it instead. The woman grabs his throat and rips it out. There is no blood at all. As George gasps for air, he grabs his head with his hands and twists. Neck broken, he falls to the floor. I lose lucidity. Letting him lie on the floor, we start drinking milk from the carton, watching a small TV in the corner. I start wondering what would happen if I called my boss, asking him if all the things I've dreamt about were true. "Gotta make sure I know the difference" I tell myself.

10.00: Fragments
*I'm at a table at Tommy's. A pub here where I live. Infront of me is a plate filled with all kinds of food. It's the most amazing plate I've seen ever, with delicious fish, chicken and beef. I thank the owner for the food, but I don't remember trying anything out.

*I wake up and write down my dream on a laptop. It's a long and very awesome dream. I remember the feeling of awesomeness. Sadly I don't remember the actual dream. I do this two more times, but on regular paper during the night.

*I'm trying to direct traffic as a huge truck with three white, round tanks pulls up. I run away as I realise I will be squeezed to death.

11.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: Around 6 hours total

Supplements before bed: 200 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3, Calea extract at 05.00

That's it! Pretty long and intense dreams. Two lucids in one night isn't too bad. Had the intentions of getting lucid last night, but like I said I ended up lying there for around two hours before I fell asleep for a few minutes. Filled with weird sensations, half dreams and semi-lucids. Bah!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

non-dream - non-lucid - lucid

Note: This was very long so have tried adapting a more "to-the-point" format to try and fit it all in without boring the face off the reader. hope you enjoy.

27/12/10 The dream starts out with a snow storm, and there is a lot of snow.

I am at a friend's place, which also happen to be the place where I grew up.

The snow keeps on falling and towns and cities are being closed off gradually.

I stumble out in the snow although I am safe in my friend's place. I need to see if there is anyone out there in danger.

I get stuck in a little roadside bunker of sorts. I ride out the storm.

The next day the snow is smelting and there is a lot of water on the roads. And I notice how many issues it will cause if it freezes up again.

There is a drama between two men and women who switch partners during the dream, it causes a strain on their friendship.

The two men join opposing sports teams. We are in a pub at the conclusion of this. It is getting dark.

The dream changes plot.

Zombies. Thunder.

There is a radio in the roadside bunker and I overhear some communication between a captain of a ship and the governmental control that has to allow it into Danish national waters.

Zombies come out and I am in a place where I have to leave the safe house, walk up a tunnel while zombies swarm down. It is hard to get out.

I am back in the roadside bunker, there are two of us there.

We shoot zombies like there is no tomorrow. I get reminded of Mikkel (an old school friend) who is stuck in the tunnel safe house.

I make a dash for it to go help him out. With my assistance he gets out and join us in the roadside bunker.

Zombies are everywhere. There is a sniping zombie in one of the windows. I take his head clean off with a SPAS 12 shotgun. He turns out to be a cyborg zombie, and the other zombies try to get him working again, but it is useless without the head. I feel proud and we all joke about it in the bunker.

We are running out of ammo. We retreat further back into the bunker.

There is cable car leading out the back.

The problem with this plan of escape is that there is a massive zombie, a golem of sorts, in the yard below.

We attempt it anyway. I am starting to become aware of the fact that I am dreaming.

Our combined weight in the cart makes it skip across the surface of the snow, but we make it to the end.

The golem turns for us. We panic and start to run. We prepare to take shots at it. It speaks.

I call for my mates to hold fire. The golem explains that the virus just “left” him for some reason. I have a feeling that it is due to his level of intellect, but I speak to him, get a sample of his blood to see if a cure can be manufactured.

I encounter three smokers (Big tongued mofos that pull you in with it and want to eat you) and I take them on with nothing but bare hands and sheer defiance, and I win!

There is a montage (I swear to god (or any other non-specific deity of your choosing), there is a literal montage of us three taking out the elite crowd, while administering the cure to the lesser zombies, all perfectly narrated with a “and the future looks a little bit brighter” remark in the end)

I am now free of the plot and can do as I choose. I jump off a building. I jump from balcony to balcony downwards. It is quite tall.

I take off into flight. Can't quite manage it although I can keep afloat it is more of a floating sensation. I take great notice of the sea winds against my face. You gotta love being lucid!

I keep hearing my parents (in particular my mum XD) wanting to wake me up because we have to go somewhere. I will it off and continue just flying looking at things.

I eventually wake up. Although I am in my flat and there is no way my parents could have shouted at me.

Note: There might have been a FA that I recollect nothing off. It seems like I had to recall the dream through a third party.

I remember being with 2 guys and a 15 year old that much acted like a 5 year old (or he was as big as a 15 year old). We were in a boat, on a dark river. Like it was nighttime.

We were trying to save the river from a deep mysterious current, and I think to do that we had to go to the heart of the river. But we were going around it just to see what was up. I remember us going through a little place with a bridge where some of the water was emptying out. The boy that was acting like a 5 year old (let's call him Tom) accidentally fell out. He was standing up and it was up to his waist (which would be to my chest) and he was like, "Oh no!" Now here you have 2 options. Either be carried away by the super strong current, or you get back in the boat. Fast.

Well the current wasn't as strong as it was supposed to be, because Tom was just standing there. I yelled at him to get back in, and we had to help him.

- - - -

I remember another time when we rode back through here. This time, one of the guys pushed me I think (he wasn't that friendly) and I fell out. All of a sudden, I was whisked away by the current. It was so strong, I was going about 10 miles per hour the current was so strong.

And where I was going was a black hole, or a whirlpool.

And right now, my life was at stake. So I decided to resist against the mighty current, and swim against it to the boat. Now I saw myself from the sky. At first it was tough, but I was swimming back towards the boat. Everybody was screaming. After I reached it, I held on for dear life for them to get me back in.