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#1 - Chair Fight [Non-Lucid]

I was with AB, an old friend from high school, and some random girl. I think she said something about her named being Andon... hard to remember now. All I really remember was that it was the girl I was just meeting for the first time, but AB was the one who acted like he didn't really know us, and we were in some kind of high school classroom and we got into a fight with random objects. I was holding a chair up to defend against attacks and AB pulled out his wallet and threw his credit card at me, and it bounced off the chair and then flew straight (and slowly) into the ceiling where it got stuck, and then I proceeded to laugh my ass off at the absurdity until I woke up.

#2 - Just Another Family Party [Non-Lucid]

There was some kind of family party going on, and I was on the deck out back. I was actually swinging around the roof on some kind of rope or wire for part of it, too. A family friend, ME, was doing coke on the back table (which was awesome to witness ) and my uncle and I were laughing at my cat, who was actually speaking English with this funny high pitched voice... but just saying random gibberish, kind of like a parrot but even less developed, just repeating word salad phrases rather than structured sentences. I woke up laughing from this one, too.

06.24.2012

Monk Again (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

That guy from the show Monk that I'm too lazy to say his name again because I keep forgetting it showed up in some random dream.

There's a group of men that are chasing Monk, and he eventually gets away by jumping on the side of an opened window on a moving bus. He turns around at the people chasing him, bends down and slaps his rear.

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06.24.2012

Is This the restroom? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm walking in a school building, and I see a "Geography" sign in front of me, and it seems that's where I want to go. I don't know why though, but in the mean time, I needed to go to the restroom pretty bad.

I go to the area where the Geography sign was, and there's a bathroom to the right of it. I make sure I look at the Men and Women signs before I go in, and at first it looks like your typical restroom, but things start getting weird.

Oh, and inside the restroom, the overall color setting was maroon, with a mix of gray and white being the dominant colors of the restroom walls. I go for a spot to pee, and it doesn't look like a urinal to me, but since it's a bathroom, I just assume it is.

Man, I'm pretty dumb to not realize that what I'm peeing on is a gap under a table and a chair. There's a pile of papers that are locked or stapled together, and since I have no common sense here, I ignore that it could be an important file and piss on it as well.

There's a guy in front of me looking at me....he looks like the Asian guy from a tennis team I used to be in, let's call him "Al" for short.


Al continues looking at me weird, and he eventually screams out that I pissed on a pile of paper that was for a certain course for a teacher.

I start panicking because urine is all over it, and it seems more people are starting to come in, both men and women. I thought this was a bathroom!!!!

What am I supposed to do now??? I tried getting some paper towels or to wipe the pile of paper on the chair.....wait a minute, there's a bathroom sink in here!

How can this be a classroom and a bathroom combined? I don't know, because I'm stupid and I'm still panicking in drying this pile of paper.

Trying to soak up the piss made it worse because the ink started to fade away. Then I see blonde female teacher that looks exactly like the World Geography teacher I had in High School my sophomore year.

She's wearing a thin black shirt with sleeves that end a few inches beyond her elbow, and is where a black and white skirt with some kind of fancy design on it, and the skirt probably stopped near her knees or just at the end of her thighs.

She gets closer and closer, and I start presuming that she's the one who probably needs this file.

I can't even take this tension anymore from typing this! Ugh, I feel so stupid.

She grabs the file, I think, looks at me in shame, and I could only look away in shame, assuming she'll say negative things at me.

In fact, I think I reached the point of embarrassment where I started to block out all the sounds in the dream and I just stood there looking down on the floor....

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06.24.2012

Me vs Sasuke Uchiha (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

You have to be kidding me....this dream probably occurred because of the last dream I had a few days where Sasuke needed an electrical outlet for sustaining his Susanoo.

Looooooooooooooool.

There was probably a lot more going on before I had to get ready to face him, but me and him are called up. We have to enter separate rooms, probably to prevent a person from trying to kill the other before someone says we can start.

Before we go our separate ways, the rooms we have to go into are completely red, like some kind of strong red light emitting from above, kind of like the dark room where you turn on the red lights for photographs.

I get ready to go in the red room, but I said that I needed to use the restroom real quick.

I don't remember using the restroom though....LOL.

Anyway, dream shifts a little and I'm back in the red room. I think someone prompts us to go ahead and fight, and I'm still in that phase of "lolwut durp hurp" and standing like an idiot.

Sasuke quickly stabs the side of me.

DAMN IT!!!!

I don't feel anything though, I think it was me that was falling, but I'm not sure anymore. But I do remember Sasuke was basically topless, and wore that bottom part of the outfit where he faced Orochimaru and completely owned him in Shippuden.

And I couldn't see his eyes, just the outlines of it being darkened.

HIGH SCHOOL
I was in my high school parking lot waiting on my dad to pick me up. There was a little bit of snow and ice on the ground and it was probably around 11:00 pm. One of my friends from high school drove up in my dad's truck. There were lots of people in the parking lot getting ready to leave. I got in the truck with my brother. My friend explained that he had to drop off a blind person at his house. The truck moved slowy with the traffic toward the exit of the parking lot.

Task for Tomorrow: MILD

Note: This is my first DJ entry. I registered on this form a few days ago. This dream is the best dream I had since registering and because of that it is my first dream in my paper or online DJ. I'll will include more dreams better, or worse from now on.

The whole dream was non lucid:

It started with me walking into my high school's lobby. There were many teacher's in the lobby and hallways. They were dressed casually. It kind of shocked me because I am used to them wearing more presentable clothes as the do during school. I didn't recognize many of the teachers. I somehow understood that they were all there because they were putting together our report cards now that school had let out for summer break. For some reason I needed an audio cable and the next thing I remember is walking into a teacher's office to look for one. A report card lying on the ground catches my eye. Next to it is a printer on a box. The printer is printing a report card. I'm thinking to myself how cool it would be if it was my report card because I would be the first one to see their grades. More of it prints and it has my name on it. I scan it quickly and all I make out is a F. My English teacher from last year walks into the office and tells me I received a F for her class. She says she is sorry and tells me that my grade was not much lower than what other students get. She said that is a C or C- I am thinking to my self something along the lines of "How is far off from what other students get." She says I will have to take summer school for English. I'm sad because of that. She makes a remark like "Well people who take it twice will really know their stuff." I ask for the audio cable and she shows me the 'newer type' (the one with green plugs) and then she shows me the older type of audio cable. She says something about that one. I say the new one will do. She then says how she uses the older one on some device of hers. I leave the school and the next thing I know I am in the van with my family. I notice that I forgot the audio cable somewhere back at school. I leap out of the still moving van because my parents say they aren't going to go back just for that. I had no choice but to leap out. I run back to school and get there in what now would be a record breaking time. The side of the road that the school is not on had farm fields and rolling hills. The dream, or at least my memory of it was fading at that point and the last thing I remember is seeing the church out front of the school.

06.21.2012

Asian James Bond (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Feels like I'm watching a movie here, but at the same time, I don't know....I'll just tell it out.

I'm inside a large vehicle, I would like to say it's a limo, but it's a little wider than that, so maybe it was some kind of really wide van. There's this newbie soon to be James Bond who is Asian. He's wearing your classic black suit with a black bow-tie I believe.

Seems he's a bit flirty with M, and she's not really taking it well. She tolerates him for a bit, but then he starts opening his legs towards her, and then scoots even closer to her.

She gets a gun, shoots him in the head. Daniel Craig and a few others that I can't recall start laughing.

What just happened here???????????????

Oh, and they we're eating some fancy meal as well.

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06.21.2012

Body in Laundry Bag (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I can't remember much from this. I remember someone coming after me since I remember feelings of fairly intense fear and having to dodge quickly.

I'm running around in some kind of open base outdoors, and in order to get out of this place, I have to throw some of those spark things that shoot up so that the extraction helicopter knows where to land or drop the ladder for me to climb up.

Problem is, that same person chasing me knows I'm trying to do that, and he's doing everything in his power to stop me. I have to throw the sparks at several yellow squares, and I seem to be doing good job throwing right on the spot while running for my life.

The dream shifts, and I think I killed the person and had to put him in a bag. I open it slightly to make sure he's dead, and it seems there's come extra clothes with his body that I need to get out. I don't know why I needed to get clothes of the laundry bag stuffed with a dead human corpse......

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06.21.2012

Where's my Textbook? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm waiting outside of a hallway upstairs to see who my new teacher is going to be. I see that one student has the same room as me, so I follow him, and he looks at some paper, and the teacher comes in, and the student is happy.

So I'm assuming this teacher is going to be awesome. I sit down, and more students start coming in. I'd say there were 15 students at most, since I only focused on who was on the right, left and front of me. Some other staff member comes in to talk about textbooks, and then I realized....

Crap, where's my textbook? I look around and see everyone else has their own textbook, and I was worried we might have an assignment or homework even.

I look to the left, and see students were handing out the textbooks that were on the left side on the ground.....WHEW!

I get my very own textbook, and I forget what happens next.

I don't remember these dreams very well anymore, gonna try to journal right when I wake up.

Dream 1
My mom had some book that she was burning. It spawned these golden frogs that I think had chocolate inside of them. If you killed them, you got blocks of Minecraft wood.

Dream 2
Something about cars

Dream 3
I remember I was trying to find my new High School bus, and I started talking to some school friends, I think Mr Chopra was there. (see Dream 4) I'm confused about what actually happened in this dream, because this was a waking life event, and I had a dream version of it too, so I don't know what happened in waking life and what happened in the dream.

Dream 4
I'm in Mr Chopra's class (8th grade math teacher) and he's giving us some strange problems

06.16.2012

Anal Cakes (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

The title may create some preconceptions, but wow, these cakes were actually pretty damn good. It's not what you think it is....

I'm inside a store, and I'm going to the junk food aisle basically, and take the time to look around for something good to buy.

I see this pack of "Anal Cakes" in a box, kind of like the Zebra Cakes in waking life. I'm kind of bothered by the name of this brand, so i decided to just grab the box, open it, and take a bite out of it.

Holy freaking hell, THIS THING TASTES AWESOME!!!!!!!

I take another small cake, eat it, savoring its sweet and delectable taste. I eat so much that I eventually feel a little guilty, and my taste buds are already used to the taste, so I guess it's already used to it by now. Now I'm starting to taste a little bit of the salt now that the sweetness was ignored.

I see my mother come up to me, and I showed her these Anal cakes, and asked her if she wants to try some.

I can't remember what she tells me though.

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06.16.2012

Canine Police Dogs (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm walking outside, seems the weather is okay, not too hot or cot, just a little windy...perfect.

I'm walking with someone, and I then I asked them how come "Sheh" didn't show up. (I'll just call him "Sheh" because I don't want to state his full name in waking life).

I answer my own question when I realized that he's taking a trip to Florida, which he actually is still on the route to, or he's probably already there in waking life.

I turn to the right and continue walking, and by this point, I can't tell if someone is walking with me anymore, and I don't recall even looking at them at all.

There's some police guy with a huge canine dog, and he has a good grip on the dog. It seems he's showing the dog where to go to get some people dealing with drugs I believe. He lets go of the dog, and it charges into the house on my right side.

All I could hear was some guy mildly screaming, the dog probably severely injured him, or maybe even killed him.

Not too sure.

That's all i remember for that one.

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06.16.2012

Following Jinx (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I don't remember much of this because this....probably because I remembered so much from the dream below me. But this dream was probably the first part to it though.

I remember following Jinx from Teen Titans, and it seems we're doing some kind of robbery together...well isn't that cute...

She has another companion who decides to go another route, probably to make some kind of flank formation. The same companion looks like Mammoth from the H.I.V.E. academy in the series as well.

I decided that I should follow him, but he quickly turns around to tell me that I should follow Jinx instead.

I comply and follow Jinx and that's all I remember.

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06.16.2012

Code Lyoko Group and Presentation (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I have a feeling this a continuation of the dream I had where I'm with Jinx from Teen Titans.

And this is one of those dreams where I could probably distract myself from waking life, and still be able to retain some pretty good imagery of major scenes, which is normal for me....I think I take this for granted sometimes, but I know I can do better with recall.

It feels like High School all over again lol, at least until the dream was almost coming to a close.

Anyway, I'm walking down the hallway with Ulrich from Code Lyoko. Apparently, we have these gray container to carry around to go to the lecture class.

The flooring is white, the walls are either white are gray, and the doors and double doors are mostly gray with some kind of white opaque material for the small windows on them. The lighting is somewhat decent, still dimming in and out a occasionally, but nothing too bothersome.

(It isn't like the schooling in France that the series (Code Lyoko) is supposed to be based on...like middle school-high school kind of thing)

We try to move the container with a type of dolly machine, but it keeps coming off. After a few tries, I get on top of the dolly machine and hold the container in place, while using my left leg on the ground to push off and accelerate the whole thing. Ulrich is helping me a little bit too, but I'm not paying too much attention on whether or not he's helping me.

We almost get to a dead-end, and I turn to Ulrich and ask where we have to go, he gets his right arm, and points to the right to a gray double door.

Oh.

We go in, and I take a moment to absorb all that there is in this class (more like 5 seconds lol). There's quite a lot of people here, and I couldn't find anyone who looks like a replica of people I've seen and/or known in waking life. Hmmm...

You have to go to this slope going downwards in order to get to the front of the class, and it seems that me and Ulrich came in at the right time, seeing as Jeremy and I think even Yumi were waiting for us.

The professor tells the class that it's now time for the group to present, and he just happens to say my name along with someone else in the group, can't remember who, probably Ulrich of Jeremy.

Dream shifts, and I'm sitting behind the lecturer's desk, I believe our group is up next, but we continue listening to whoever it is that is talking, can't remember who though.

So much for being the ones to present when I came into class...oh well, more time to recollect my thoughts!

Probably just one group that's making closing statements with their group project. While we're listening, I look around, and then I feel a little confident that I can pull off what I'm going to say for the group presentation.

Then I fold my legs by putting my left leg over to my right leg, while still sitting on the edge of something, probably the container that I still don't know what's in it. It's finally our turn, and then I realized,

CRAP, I NEED MY FLASH CARDS!!!

I find that they're in front of me, and I grab them quickly and scan over on things I have to say. I see some elements of the Biology class I took my second semester as a freshmen at my university, and I'm sure that there would've been some Biochemistry tidbits on Eldepryl, seeing as I did a presentation in waking life on the same drug for patients with Parkinson's disease.

One flash card that stood out was the one that said "A C P" going down on the left side. "Armadyl Chest Plate" (yes I used a Runescape item as a reference loooooool) was the little Mnemonic I would use for one Biology Lab Quiz to remember the types of coelomates and other things.

I get up, along with my group, though I'm more fixed on making sure I do well rather than the other members in the group. I guess that's better than worrying if one person is going to do well, which could just ruin my overall performance.

As I'm going to speak, dream shifts again.

I believe I'm sitting down in one of the rows of seats on the downward slope in the room, and it seems someone is passing out some worksheets, or exams....something that was graded, I think? There was one Asian guy with glasses who received his worksheet, and I peeked over to see what it was about.

The guy only answered one question, at least on the front page of the worksheet that probably had 2-3 more pages.

Honestly the dream shift above I mentioned, I'm not exactly sure WHEN it happened in this dream, I just know it happened IN this dream because the environment and everything were almost exactly the same. Dark blue seats, all that stuff.

Dream shifts again.

Then this weird part comes up in the dream, it's like a small video clip playing inside my mind. There's these group of random people outdoors in some kind of small forest, and the ground looks like mulched dirt or something of the sort.

These people are in a formation where they do something in unison, like waving their hands up and down. They do some other random stuff that I can't remember too well, and the little clip inside my head finally ends.

When I regain consciousness that I'm in a lecture room, our presentation is done, and it seems everything went okay when I was blank too!

Either my subconscious played that random video to take control of my words at the time, or maybe the dream was that random, though I doubt the latter is a reasonable excuse for me to go blank.

Anyway, seems we're the last group to present as well, and the professor says we can all go. This feels like High School, but elements of college is in here, like the fairly large lecture room and all that.

Everyone starts cheering with so much enthusiasm, guess it must be the last day for school to start off some holiday or something. I get ready to follow the large group of people running to get out of the building and have some fun with their lives, but then I stopped to look for a back pack.

Hmmm....

Wonder why I would be looking for a back pack...I would like to go and interpret this brief moment I took to stop and find a backpack to assume that it's probably the dream girlfriend Kaomea said one guy that looked like me had, but nahhhhh, it's probably not.

I find a backpack on the floor, and assume it's mine, and since there was no one else around behind the table, I guess it had to be mine. The only thing that couldn't have made it mine was that the person who left was so excited that they forgot their backpack.....but it's a dream, so whatever.

There's still people going out to leave the building, and I let the act of conformity guide me through this. I see Jinx again, and it seems Cyborg from Teen Titans as well is running after her. It seems he wants to apologize to her about something, seeing as the expression on her face portrays that she still hasn't finished sulking.

Cyborg stops and lets her run, which convinces me to run after her. I wanted to turn around and look back at Cyborg and give him that look that said, "What's wrong with you bro? You made her sad," but I just kept focused on following Jinx.

I don't know why I'm following her though. I keep chasing after her, and when we get to these sets of glass double doors, the whole row of double doors gets lock. Jinx barely managed to get pass this before it happened. Then I see some kind of police squad in all blue outfits get closer the doors.

What is this, some kind of retaliation for people who just want to get out of the building already? Weird.......

I don't take any time for this police squad to affect me, they could deal with the other people there standing there like idiots for all I care. I turn to the left, and dash for the next door, and as I get closer to it, a set of bars slam down as well.

Crap....I had the feeling that if that locked down, others would lock down as well, but I still kept trying by finding more ways to get out. I look around frantically, and see one door that isn't completely shut.

It has some kind of doorstop to keep it open, and I quickly go through it, finally....half-way out the building lol.

I hear some girls talking, I have a feeling they're following where I'm going since I seem to be picking some lucky paths. The sounded like cheerleaders or something, because one of them was worried and said that they won't be able to make it to some kind of recital or something like that.

As I'm passively listening to the girls that are probably still running with me, (I didn't turn back to see who they are though), I find some weird exit that went upwards in a zig-zag motion. The flooring for this path was dark brown, and it felt like a decent and abnormal route to go to.

Things are going alright as I'm heading to the path, and we're completely out of the building now. Then things start getting random, like one of the girls ran faster than me, turned around while running backwards even (or maybe she was just levitating, not sure), and I think she was singing a country song.

Then as I'm still running, the country song is being played out, not sure if it's an actual one in waking life, or just a mash of them. I stop, and I see a bunch of girls running. I don't think they're chasing me though, they look like they're hungry.

There's this mini-fast food that I remembered that was in front of me before I turned around to see the group of females running like crazy.

I find myself under some kind of container while the women were running, and it seemed they were vomiting where I'm at as well.....-____-

I find myself back on the surface, fortunately not anywhere on the area with vomit, and go into the mini-fast food. Seems the only thing the employee/owner cooks there are eggs sunny side up or scrambled.

I told him, "Good thing I decided to wait things out." I don't know what I said that, but maybe it's because the women that were vomiting probably ate the eggs too fast that it caused horrible stomach problems to make them puke.

Not sure how that works out if they're going into the store and not coming out, that's dream logic for you.

The owner/employee responds with some generic statement. Then a random person comes in and says what I said about how it's a good thing he decided to wait it out.

The owner/employee says the same generic statement to him as well.

I just stand there....

What the hell just happened.....this is a very awkward ending to dream that could've been more dramatic.

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06.16.2012

Dream Journal Comments (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Lol, a dream about dream journals, HA, that's rare.

I made a Dream Journal post, and had a few comments on there, but I didn't know what the dreams were overall. The comments were mostly related to how I shouldn't have let myself down for trying to trust someone.

Some people I remember making a post were khh, darknightedlady, and even Hyu.

O.O

I can't remember their exact comments but they were all geared towards some female that I decided to trust.

Hyu's comment was really inspiring, it made me feel better about myself, sucks that I don't know what it was though. :/

Then OldSparta likes a dream I had, but I don't remember which one lol.

Before falling asleep last night I decided to smoke some medium-grade weed to see if it helped with meditation more than the high-grade weed I've been smoking. The reason for this is because all of the high-grades around here are body highs, which means they have a good THC/CBD ratio rather than the mostly-THC head highs of the medium-grades. Since THC works through CB1 receptors which colocalize with and also indirectly stimulate D2 receptors, I figured this would be a much better bet for achieving a dream state; THC-dominant strains also make me hornier and trip harder in a psychosis kind of way, all evident of dopaminergic effects. The CBD strains have anti-THC action and then add their own serotonergic effects, which is wonderful for getting high and probably even for meditating in a non-dream-related way, but that's not what I'm looking for here. The outcome was pretty successful, I didn't achieve a WILD or OBE or anything because I'm inexperienced and it was right before going to bed originally, but the vibrations did get very strong, I felt warm and tingly all over and I had basically melted into the flat surface of my bed. I also used a light machine the first 10 minutes of it, and that created some pretty intense patterns that were pushing the high into complex visuals like cascading faces. After I finally pulled myself out of that, I fell asleep.

Dream Fragment - "Flying in a jungle with N, commemorative dollar coins with jokes written on them, school/mall food court, Facebook, talking about shared dreaming?"

Lucid Fragment IV [DILD]

I remember becoming lucid based on the fact that something I said didn't make much sense, but I don't really remember what it was now. This wasn't an "oh no, another lucid lost to a fragment!" dream, I was just really tired when I woke up and I didn't think it was interesting enough to merit taking the effort to write it down. Yeah, I was feeling lazy.

Jello Cubes And Drugs [Non-Lucid]

In an auditorium, I was in a new class with lots of confusing things going on, and my mom was sitting next to me in some kind of stadium seating. She had stopped talking after some red jello energy cube showed up next to us. I was pretty high and I started playing with it, unsure of what exactly it was. I was also talking to some really drug-dealer-stoner-looking guy about a new powerful drug I was planning to synthesize, and my description was complete with cartoony breakthrough visuals with bugs and galaxies and veins and blood vessels and etc., and I was saying it could basically either make you trip balls or it could kill you, we just don't know yet. The visual was pretty intense! That part of the conversation happened as we were walking through a hallway somewhere after leaving the auditorium, but I can't remember much after that now.

First Experiment [Sleep Paralysis]

After I woke up I got on DV and checked new threads for probably not longer than five or ten minutes. Upon checking the Post pictures of sexy hawt females thread, it occurred to me that I still hadn't officially reset my counter to zero for the one month of no masturbation challenge, and I was finally in the mood to do so. So that was fun.... Afterwards I thought about how long it had been since I originally woke up, and decided what better than now for a WBTB experiment? I got out my bong and smoked some more of my medium-grade weed, then positioned myself lying on my back in the bed, facing up.

At first I just felt extremely relaxed and zoned out. Then I started getting some mild hypnagogia coupled with delirium, i.e. thinking it was actually happening, but only a little bit. The first thing I remember is repeatedly thinking that I was walking into my bathroom and looking into the mirror, but still being faintly aware that I was really still in bed. There was more than that, but it's hard to remember now. After a while I got lazy and intended on giving up, so I flipped over to my side.

Suddenly, there was a large number of things going on in the room. First, the TV was on, I couldn't see it but I could hear it quite clearly. I don't remember what was being said. Second, my cat was meowing loudly in my room, and I couldn't see him either. Third, my mom was telling me something about my cat which I don't remember now. Same story, heard but not seen. And fourth, I was on DV talking to StaySharp about everything that was happening. Throughout all of this I was aware that this wasn't actually happening, except for the thing about DV. I was able to completely open my eyes and think at least somewhat lucidly. "Okay... I can't move.... So I'm in sleep paralysis? Alright then." With eyes open everything was dreamy and extremely distant, as if it was being perceived but not really processed. I looked at my laptop (which wasn't even actually there) and saw it start floating around the room, shrinking and growing in only one direction as it did so. There was a mild sense of "That's not right....", and then I closed my eyes again. I was back in my bathroom, looking in the mirror. This image wasn't completely solid, it was like 90-95% there, basically enough for it to be a fully structured dream sequence but with me still maintaining bodily awareness. I had a baby carrier positioned on me so that the baby would be in front of me, covering my chest and stomach, but there was no baby in it. Instead, there were two long, feminine, and beautiful legs protruding downward from somewhere in it that's hard to recollect now. I could also hear the voice of my cousin K talking about how I was going to turn into her or something, but I think it might have been more of my train of thought than something that was actually happening. This weirded me out a bit and, without fully comprehending the situation, I decided that I'd had enough of this. I opened my eyes again and just stared at the wall with the intention of ending the whole experience, and before long the dreamy feeling faded away, and I could move again.

I'll certainly be using this weed for more experiments in the future!

1) WILD thinking about finding Katsuno or Atras. Pool area. Lucid. Yell out "Katsuno" to all the people. Same charged energy feeling my body as last time. Young man, brown haired? tells me that Katsuno normally doesn't usually like being outed in public. Introduces himself as KlausTech. Shake his hand. I call myself AnimusMessor149, correct myself. Say that 4 is pretty much the same as 7. He agrees with me and I ask C or K. He looks confused so i clarify that i'm looking for how he spells his name. Says it doesn't matter. Everyone in the pool area has been bound and gagged now, except myself. Klaus disappears. Turn around to find military types in navy blue uniforms. I believe they are armed with hand guns. Two police in gray outfits. I use tk to slash the military people and knock the heads of the police. Pick up a girl out of the water and carry her to solid ground. Start crying. Dead? Old theater teacher comes in (Room now looks like a living room with tv and carpet. She says she's now in mil-crime (military-crime). I giggle and say I like the word, though she seems surprised. Talks about love and how I don't use her as a contact for jobs. I counter by saying that seems exploitive. She talks about Captain Jack Harkness smoking pot.

2) WILD. Street with a bunch of friends. They race apparently to see who is my best friend. One turns around and gives up soon and the other runs on. The one who quit starts talking to me and I tell him to bug someone else. Stone buildings, market district-like street.

3) At a school somewhat like my high school. Outside alley area. Parked my car weirdly and at one end. Friends are around. I am lucid and using powers. Flight and phasing mostly. Being chased. Flight is controlled by the orientation of my head, either bolting straight up in the air, floating back down, or forward. Very serene. Dream skips and we're practicing energy work (One may have left). I see the energy as three motes of light. One's energy is compact while mine is large and unrefined. Get frustrated and stop. A friend's dad picks us up and drives us out. Gate covers an exit and I tell him he can't get past there but it open. My friend tells me I'll have to come drive my car back and get my phone in the morning. FA to me checking that my phone is nearby.

This is the cloudiest one. I remember something about a black man standing next to a train track. A train that is glowing through all its windows appears and just kind of rolls by with no train track. The black man stares at the train kind of wide eyed. This dream felt really third person.

After that I had a short dream about being in a hardware store, looking through the aisles. One of the people who works there asks me if I need anything. I tell her that I'm looking for an extremely thin wire.

I start off a freshman, and the middleschool band teacher is teaching Honors English I. One of my friends is there in a V-Neck. For some reason we just decide to leave in the middle of class. We just kind of walk around for a while and then we freak out realizing how long we've been gone. We sneak back in, the lights are off, the room has no windows and the class is watching a movie. As I sit down, I notice I have some sort of HUD that shows the number of times I can leave the classroom, and it's already half gone. I go in the back room with my teacher and ask him something about a very thin six inch silver wire.

05.30.2012

High School Cafeteria (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Things start out with me being inside of a classroom. I'm pretty sure it was a Spanish class I was taking, and it was almost time to leave as well.

I'm being passive by listening to the people talk and not taking part of anything. They mostly were talking with the teacher, and the teacher was declaring on what she will do in the class and such.

I leave the classroom when everyone else leaves, and my vision is saturated and diluted. I can barely see anything, just faded out outlines of whoever it is in front of me. I had a feeling who it was even with the horrible vision.

Then my vision starts to synch back, and it's John again that I knew from a High School tennis team. For some reason, I was talking to him like I was drunk, but I don't remember drinking in this dream, and I have never taken alcohol in waking life as well.

So much for reality checking..

I ignore John, and continue heading to the cafeteria, and the school itself was familiar, and it's obviously one of the ones I attended before. I think I find another person that looks familiar as well, and decided to sit next to them.

Then more people came, and I see that two people that were going to sit next to each other, I waited until one person asked if I could switch seats with him. I said "Sure," because I assumed they were good friends.

I don't know why, but I just did because I know that the waking life ones know each other pretty well, since they live in the same neighborhood.

Then as more people come in, more people wanted to switch seats, not with me though, just with other people I think.

I look around the cafeteria, just what's left and right of me, but not the back of me. There's one guy with a serious and dull face.

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05.30.2012

Using Two Penises on Ashley Graham? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I honestly don't know anymore.....but something felt like I did......anyway.

This dream was kind of weird, it was going good for the first few moments, then I'm confused as hell later on. It feels like I'm playing Resident Evil 4, with the over the shoulder shooting.

Except, I feel like I'm actually IN the game. What I mean is that the mechanics that define the game was incorporated into this random dream environment I was in that probably wasn't even close to the environments in the game.

It felt like I was in a very nice mansion with red carpet all over. It had your classic brown doors with golden door knobs, fancy chandelier lights. I was on the top floor, and saw the bottom floor when I was about 4-7 feet away, so the pathways on the top floor were kind of closed in a little.

This meant that since this is a shooting match with random dream characters, there would be a lot of close quarters combat, and weapons ideal for short range would be a smart thing to use.

I move around, shooting a few things, hell, I can't remember what or who I'm shooting at.

Then things get a little hectic, and I see Krauser from Resident Evil 4 as well. He's close to me, getting ready to attack. Then the body that I'm playing as, I see it in a third person view. I'm wearing a fancy black suit and pants, and I believe I was wearing shades along with a purple shirt underneath the suit.

As for the face, I can't really recall it too well, it could've been me or just someone random. But yeah, the reason why I think it was me is because when I'm kicking Krauser like I'm freaking Van Damme, I can feel the sensations of lifting my legs back and forth.

Then another dream shift and.......it's hard to remember what I did exactly.

Edit: It's best I didn't post that little section there >.>

If you can find out why I added two pens, well, you'll get yourself a tasty cookie.

Spoiler for 18+ Material:

I see Ashley Graham, naked I think.....all alone in a room, she's blonde too, so...more dream signs for me! YAY.

I....I only remember her being penetrated in both of her holes, and it's not with two people she's engaging in double penetration in.

I think it's one guy with two dicks formed conveniently for vaginal and anal penetration.

I think Ashley Graham is sucking a dick as well, because I don't hear her complaining at all.

Just...BDFMANKFDJHDKGJSDKAGJDFGKJSAKGDFJGKGFKDJSGF HJDFHKSSDJGKDFJSGHKHJ, probably, don't recall hearing at many sounds.

OH, and I didn't feel anything when (if) I had sex with her.

Yeah..>.>

I can't remember anything related to that, so I'll just assume there's a dream shift.

I think I'm facing Krauser....AGAIN....and we're in room that's closed in as well, even less space than our last encounter.

I'll tell you one thing, you do NOT want to be in a small room with that guy, that's giving yourself a hard time just to stay alive with the things he could do, especially if he used his Enhanced Arm Blade from the Plagas within him.

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05.30.2012

Shoot out (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Seems to be another crazy dream where people are out to kill other teams.

I only remember getting on top of some fairly large vehicle, the size of a van, and it was white too. I think I was taking cover the whole time, since it's war zone now to me.

05.27.2012

I found the song that was playing on Episode 25 of Cowboy Bebop!!

Cold Hearted Art Teacher (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

A dream about one of my Art teachers in High School, haven't had one of those in a while...

Tried finding Kaomea last night, no luck, sorry Kaomea.

It's late afternoon, or at least early morning, there are a few people out walking around, so it isn't exactly a ghost town or anything like that. The place resembles my University, just a little bit, and I could feel like there were a lot of trees as well.

I wasn't focusing on the environment much, just some major components like the road and a few buildings. A shuttle bus that looks like the University bus is passing through, and some guy gets on the road, waits for it to pass, but the bus is still taking some time to go through.

The idiot decides to walk back a little, and run, and he gets knocked out instantly when his body slams to the moving bus. He looked a lot like Kevin that I know in waking life. I quickly rush over to him, trying to wake him up and asking him if he's all right.

I was prepared to call 911, but my recall of what I did next is horrible.

Dream shift.

Okay, I'm inside of a building, and I believe I'm in an Art Studio that seems to be owned by one of my Art teachers, let's call her Ms. J for short. Before I went to meet her, I go inside of the stuidio room, and find that I was working on a project.

I look at the large sheet of paper in front of me, and it was as wide as the length of one of my arms. It seems that it's mostly graphite portraits of several people contained in the drawing, and there was still space for me to add a little more faces or full body figures.

One thing that caught my attention was the girl I drew on the bottom right corner, she looked a lot like Erica in waking life. I speculate on who it really is, and I didn't even do a reality check.

I look up to see Kevin, a different Kevin (let's call him Kev2 to make things less confusing, who was in my art class. I could tell this was the other Kev2 for sure because of the girl he was sitting next to looked like his girlfriend. She was also in an Art class that I was in while in High School as well.

Hmm....

Kev2 seems to be explaining to her some math problems, sounds like Calculus. There was a person up in front that looked like he was a teacher, but I don't think he was discussing anything related to Art.

I couldn't remember what he said exactly, but Kev2 kind of made the teacher stop in the middle of his speech several times, and the teacher got annoyed and decided to shut up so the Kev2 can get the hint that he's supposed to quiet and listen.

The professor continues once Kev2 stops talking, but after a few seconds, he's STILL talking to his girlfriend about the math problem or whatever. Even though he's whispering, it's way too loud, and I get annoyed by this because in my mind, him distracting the teacher from saying what they wanted to say made me impatient, and all of these abrupt pauses made it worse.

The dream shifts, and I meet my Art teacher, Ms. J. I believe she's sitting with someone, and I told her about what happened to Kevin (not Kev2, the first one). I don't know why I mentioned him to her, because I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have known him in waking life.

I declared about the accident he had, and she justs has that look that says, "Okay" in a dull and stoic expression. I think she was even annoyed by me saying it, and think she wants me to leave. I could just tell, seeing as she has some company in the room.

Why is it that the cute art teachers have to be so....so.....so....so....never mind, she's probably still in a relationship with her boyfriend who is apparently a CIA agent in waking life.

Talk about having an awesome art teacher in High School huh?

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05.27.2012

Dream on how I Lucid Dream (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream pisses me off so freaking much...

My field of vision, it feels that my eyes are closed....okay....seems I'm trying to attempt a WILD after a WBTB. All right, and it feels like I'm trying to teach someone how I lucid dream, but I'm still not sure on that.

Anyway, the field of vision was light green, a very bright green, had a lime color to it, but not much. I see little waves moving within this field of vision, and I pretty much only remember myself looking at that for a while with my eyes closed.

Sometimes I wonder if that's what I saw when I tried to do a WBTB, but didn't get out of the bed...which made me drift to sleep quickly.

May 17

#1 - In Another Life [Non-Lucid]

Sort of a quirky little dream here. I was hanging out with a bunch of people I've known mostly since elementary school and haven't seen since high school who I've never hung out with before. Before the last times I really saw them they were in social groups that I just wasn't in, so it's not like we even really saw each other much except in the hallways or in classes (which I hadn't had with them since I first knew them), but at the end of senior year when I started getting into the drug scene I started hanging out with the same groups of people they did, but I still never really saw them because everyone was kind of going their separate ways at that point. In the dream we were now back at our high school ages and I was hanging out with them because it was like I had gone back in time and now had a lot in common with them, or something like that. Two of the guys I happened to know pretty well from a young age and one welcomed me right into the group while the other was hesitant, but in the end didn't mind. We spent basically the whole thing listening to club music that I don't recognize as being real but was really neat, and I noticed that I was wearing pink velour pants which I've been thinking about getting.

#2 - Demon Games [Non-Lucid]

All I remember about the beginning of this dream was that I was playing some video game, which was a sequel in its series, where you had to jump from one rooftop to the next in a sort of a suburban city, and as you do it it turns you into a demon. Afterwards someone told me I should play the original, so I did, but they didn't tell me that it has a horrible side effect! After you play the game, it makes both your top and bottom row of teeth pop out, still perfectly connected like dentures, and be replaced with new ones that had sort of a plastic-like texture. This caused me much distress when it first happened and I wasn't expecting it, and I was at my old friend S's house freaking out until his nonexistent little brother (who just looked like a smaller version of him ) walked into the room and explained what was going on. I ran into the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror and saw my old teeth and pulled them out of my mouth. My new ones were heavily fanged and demonic, and a couple on the bottom row that looked particularly menacing and were opposite each other suddenly fell out. There was blood pooling in the spots they'd been in, so I put them back in hoping that the blood would mold them there, and it did. After that I got my weird dream sign of my mouth being full of stuff, this time it felt like hairs and sawdust, and unfortunately I didn't notice it. It bugged me until I woke up.

May 18

Dream Fragment - "R, O, new types of music."

Seek The Treasure [Non-Lucid]

O and I are in some enormous house with a group of people, but I can't remember that part of the dream very well. I vaguely recall something about us hugging each other in a big circle and having a bunch of cats that we were going to try to find homes for, and then the dream changed to where the house we were in because some gigantic pool area with multiple pools and hot tubs with covers over them, and it was warm outside but also sort of dark and rainy. I was also now with my cousin P instead of O. Eventually we meet up with his brother and sister, G and K, and their mom (also my cousin), A. She drives us back to their place, but on the way she turns into GA, her brother. When we get there GA, G, and K get out of the car, and GA hands me the keys so I can drive P and I back. So what was even the point of this...? He gives me a tiny gold slate with instructions engraved on it of how to get back to the place we were at before, and it includes cryptic messages about some treasure. We eventually go seeking for this "true treasure", but the dream gets blurry around that point, and then I woke up.

May 19

#1 - How Did We Get Here? [DILD]

My memory really starts with me just hanging around with a bunch of people outside in a neighborhood at night. This group included at least O, RE, GL, PZ, JRE, and KF, but there were lots of other people too. I think there was also something briefly about drinking and taking some pills with JRE and maybe KF, but it's hard to recall now. Anyway, we were just standing around in a circle reminiscing about high school and how we used to just chill with groups of people like that with no plan, when no one had any responsibilities or anything, and we'd just go find stuff to do. We started walking down the street and up to some houses, where we all just started chilling in the front lawns. I looked over at KF and saw him suddenly pull out a gun and shoot someone in the stomach. Everyone is disoriented from the sound but I think I'm the only one who saw it, and then other people start pulling out guns as well. The crowd breaks up as everyone starts running around, and I take off down the street hearing gunfire. There's even Star Wars-like pew-pew sounds going off, and I see some red lasers fly in front of me. I immediately became lucid when I saw that. The environment was now intense as hell! There were ships flying around, lots of war sounds like explosions and rapid fire gunshots and laser pew-pews, stuff was crumbling and bursting into flames, and there was suddenly a huge sweeping laser turret coming up behind me. I should've just let it hit me and saw what happened. >w< But instead I hoofed it until I got behind one of the neighborhood houses. I looked up into the sky and an amazing fireworks display started going on amidst all the chaos. I see another one launched into the sky after all the others finally stop, and I can tell it's going to be big, but rather than exploding it causes my dream to sort of implode, and I wake up.

After that I reminded myself that I was supposed to be doing my mantras again, so I gave that a shot before going to sleep again.

#2 - Really? >w< [MILD]

O, D, C, and I meet up with some random dude and go get lunch somewhere/go to take an exam somewhere, or something like that. After we finish I stayed behind for a long time for some reason, but I can't remember what that reason was now, while the rest of them went out to my car to wait for me. When I finally got out there, O told me that they'd rummaged through my stuff while I was gone, and then he said... well, something very personal. o.o I'm super embarrassed and just try to change the subject and drive off, while O's just laughing at me. >w<;; We're driving down some dark foresty road and the random guy asks us if we'd like to go visit his church and then walk through some random deserted town at night with him, but as we were discussing it the scene shifted to me being alone in an apartment with some strange wooden structure in it. I need to use the bathroom so I go looking for it, and find it with some words scrawled on the floor in front of it. I pay no attention to them and go in. When I get in there I start wondering how in the heck O found out... that personal thing about me just by looking through the stuff in my car, and then it suddenly occurred to me that I was dreaming. I lift up my hands to feel the wall and stabilize a bit, and they're so small! Like baby hands or something. I stabilized a bit but it still wasn't a very strong lucidity, I could tell the dream was fighting to survive. I walked out of the bathroom and called for O, then walked around the corner and saw him there where a huge coat with a furry lining on the inside, something I've definitely never seen him wear before. I'm happy to see him and he walks up to me and we hug, and then we went and sat down on the strange wooden structure. I was just trying to think of something to keep the dream going, so I decided to ask him how he figured out that thing about me, but then I woke up.

First, a couple fragments from yesterday.

Dream Fragment - "At a bookstore, attempting to find a small book that's apparently given to girls starting college that rarely contains a Winged Dragon of Ra (Sphere Mode) Yu-Gi-Oh! card. I was unsuccessful, basically just wandering through a large crowd of DCs the whole time."

Dream Fragment - "Talking about American Dad!, thinking about speed, and watching some star stuff song video but with women talking about speed and alcohol."



And now for last night.

Dream Fragment - "Smoking weed and browsing DV = bloated."

#1 - Huffing Gasoline [DILD]

I was at some building/junkyard or something with my dad, and I had the strangest feeling that I was a little kid again, even though I still felt like I was in my normal-sized body. I started to think that my life had completely started over and I was living it as a kid again. My dad distracted me with something about some jug of gasoline or something that a woman he was talking to was holding, and without really thinking about it I took a big whiff of it. My head immediately went very fuzzy and I stood up, but was very disoriented. I started getting some intense Alice in Wonderland syndrome, everything around me shrunk to at least less than half of its original size, generally more, except for my dad who was still at his normal height relative to me. Around this time I became mildly lucid, but not enough to really appreciate it, I just sort of knew this wasn't really happening. I wandered off into another room and opened up a file cabinet, and I don't really remember what happened next. My memory is clearest again when I became fully lucid, but I could tell the dream was ending anyway so I didn't really try to save it.

#2 - DH's Shenanigans [Non-Lucid]

I was in a huge mall parking lot or something somewhere with DH and a few other people, as well as several other people hanging out in cars around us. I was standing behind my own car while DH and the others were sitting in the back. Suddenly the car started backing up all on its own and almost rammed us into the car behind us. Thankfully it stopped though, and the other people were a bit freaked out and left. DH climbed into the driver's seat and I went up to the passenger seat and asked him what he was doing and he said he was going to go drift in the empty part of the parking lot where there was a lot of rain, in my SUV. I told him he was just going to get us killed or something, but he laughed and did it anyway. It was fun, I must say. >w< Somehow this transitioned to me being in a classroom with lots of kids I knew in school, particularly high school. I was sitting at a computer up against a wall next to lots of other people, but I can't really remember what I was trying to do. This girl SS (the friend of the other SS who we smoked with, for my own self-reference so I know who the hell I'm talking about) comes up to me and grabs my legs and holds them up in the air between her own legs. She's being friendly but I can't remember what she was saying, and then this guy CW walks up to me and starts talking about how DH really likes some rehab center that I went to (that I never actually went to) because you still get to do drugs there. Suddenly I think to start looking through my phone for DH's phone number, partially to text him and partially to look busy to get rid of SS and CW, but they just stick around. CW starts smashing his face into mine and on to the keyboard, which in addition to the legs thing with SS made this all a very awkward situation. In the end I finally found his number, but they still wouldn't leave me alone. That's about where it ended.

#3 - Unusual Druggie Group [Non-Lucid]

I was hanging out with my cousins P and G and some random little girl and older guy. We were in a hotel room of some kind I believe, and G and the little girl were both tripping on something while I was on ecstasy. I had little more than a pleasant body high, and P seemed concerned that I wasn't really feeling much. He tried to convince me to take another tab that he had, but I pointed out that it was different than the one I had taken and told him that I don't mix tabs. Apparently my cousin K had also been there but left and G couldn't understand why, and the older guy was telling him that he was just oblivious to her emotions and she was clearly upset about something, and he said what that was but I can't remember it now. I told P we should smoke some weed if he wants me to be more fucked up, so he got up and loaded a joint but didn't roll it yet. When he walked away, some other guy that we were apparently hanging out with now stole just a tiny amount of weed out of the joint and I called him on it. We got into an argument and suddenly the dream fell apart and got sort of confusing, and I fell on my back and felt paralyzed, but wasn't overly concerned about it. The little girl ran up to me and as she did she turned into a dog, and I was afraid that she was going to lick my armpit and it'd be insanely ticklish while I'd just be stuck there not being able to move or do anything about it. However shortly afterward everything I was seeing melted into my room, and I was fully awake.

This night was rather bizarre. I spent a lot of the night smoking some really strong weed so I unfortunately don't remember as much of it as I would have liked to, but frankly I'm amazed I remember anything at all. Not long before going to bed I took a capsule of valerian root and was smoking an herbal blend that R had put together. It contained calea zacatechichi, blue lotus, wild dagga, baybean, and skullcap. I blame that blend for... this.

#1 - Wonderful [Non-Lucid]

There was a lot leading up to the end of this dream that I don't remember, but it started out in a large school/fortress somewhere in the middle of a massive mountain range. There were lots of buildings on giant stone platforms that were floating in the sky, with tiny wooden bridges connecting them all. I can't remember exactly how the dream progressed to this next part, but I was controlling a young Link (like in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time) in third-person perspective like in a game, but I still perceived it as if it was happening to me in first-person. And I was fighting another young Link, like literally he was an exact copy. We were swinging around on strings like Spider-Man and we were just going back and forth sort of in opposing figure eight patterns where we would fight once we approached each other at the center until we got too far away from each other again, and I remember knowing that we each had 2000 life points. I'm not sure what the strings were connected to as they went up above my vision, but we were floating just off of one of the stone platforms with a building on it, but too far away to just land on it again, and we were circling a giant open mouth a good distance below us, but large enough that it still took up a good amount of space in my vision. My perspective was oriented downwards so that I could always see the mouth. Essentially, what we were doing when we fought was throwing bombs and boomerangs at each other, attempting to make the other fall off of their string and into the giant mouth where they would be eaten. It was extremely nerve-wracking the entire time, and I could never seem to land a hit on the little asshole, so eventually I swung my string enough to jump down but miss the mouth and fall waaaaay down on to the ground below it, where I landed in my pool at my house. This part was extremely confusing, but I remember "knowing" that what just happened was a dream (more like random logic that just happened to include that rather than actually being lucid) and thinking to myself that I must be out of the dream now, and there was sort of a fade out effect on my environment, though it just faded into itself, which is hard to describe but was very noticeable at the time. After that I woke up.

#2 - Shark Attack [Non-Lucid]

There was some long high school dream leading up to this, I remember the guy AB who keeps appearing in my dreams recently being there, but that's about it. The part of the dream I do remember was all in third-person. The whole family from American Dad! was sitting at the end of a laundry shoot-like slide, with their feet hanging over the edge, overlooking some large pool of water. There was something said about a shark, and then I got a view of a gigantic shark sliding down the shoot coming toward them with its mouth open. The family screamed and Stan went up and grabbed the shark and was sliding down with it, and he said something about how it's not allowed to change it's mouth size. The whole family ended up falling into the water with the shark, and while they were underwater I got Stan's perspective. An old man who was essentially a mix of a Chinese martial artist and Jar Jar Binks from episode one of Star Wars (that's honestly the best way I can describe it) floated up to Stan and said "I require your assistance...." I'm pretty sure that man was somewhere in the dream before too, but it's hard to remember now. After that I was woken up by R.