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I remember being at some some mall type area with a bunch of girls. We were deciding between going bowling and something else. We all went into the bowling area, and everyone stood around...just looking like they were indecisive. I didn't care, and eventually all the seats there were taken. The majority of the group broke of, and I headed to the parking lot.

I ended up inside some flooded dam with some dude talking to me about some special weed that grows near a river. He was smoking a blunt and paddling in the water.

Then that girl and I were pushing these desk/chairs around through grass

I remember heading out side...I think I was on a Bicycle, and three preople approached me on the road. The youngest little girl stopped and asked me a question. I told "um...I'm not sure but how much". One of them sped off and told the to leave too. The little girl told me that she asked me if I'd be her friend. I told her it sounded like she wanted me to buy candy from her. Anyways, I headed back to my house. Animal Fest 2010 I get there, and there's a Cheshire cat there. This cat is rubbing all against me. It's pretty huge, and it's walking between my legs and brushing my balls. It's so WTF right now, and I'm about to head in the house, and I see all these puppies in the ditch. My friend R comes by on a truck asking me if I saw a certain dog. I told him he could have one of ours. D was there....he handed him a pup. There had to be about 20 or so puppies there, and two grown dogs and two cats. FA My house has a garage.....I'm dreaming FA I get in my car and I see this thick fog everywhere....almost like smoke....I say to myself "well it's obvious that I'm dreaming, but what do I do". FA I'm in some store with Tina Fey, and cameras were rolling. I think I was in an episode of 30 rock. We were just going back and forth ad-libing things just to see who would break character and laugh first. I got her a few times, and then she finally got me with one. It went into all kinds sexual innuendo, and I was fondling her breasts. And some kinda of way the sprinkler system went off. But the water was weird...like thick globs. That's when I knew I was dreaming again. It stopped, and I suggested we might as well continue what we started......and once again shit got WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD. I'll leave out the details, but the dream faded out and back in, and things were normal. She got on top of me...started riding, and wanted me to cum so bad. I was still a little freaked out by what I saw earlier, so it wasn't happening. Woke up shortly after.

So I'm in this dark room...maybe even a military tent. There's this woman who tells me she should have left yesterday because the robot is going to kill her. She says that the robot is programed to kill other robots that are taller than a wall measurement that was in the room we were in. Now that I think about it, it looked almost like the "you must be this tall to ride" things you see in front of roller coasters. I looked at her and told her, she doesn't have anything to worry about. Then she told me she was a cyborg, and that the robot could find out that she has inorganic parts in her. I think I spent the rest of the dream talking to the robot in order to stall it which in turn gave her an opportunity to sneak out.

So I'm fishing at the coast of this spring or beach with just a line. I feel something tug, and whatever it is....it's big as all get out. I maintain the line and when I feel a break in tension, I pull it in. While this is happening, people are yelling and panicking....telling me to let it go. The water is down right violent, and it looks like what ever I have is probably something that has the potential to eat me and everyone else. I steadily ignore everyone's pleading and continue pulling this unknown creature in.

Thoughts flash in my head, could be a shark, could be a great white, could be anything...hell a small whale. I was thinking "well if I can beach it, then I win". Suddenly the most curious thing in all of my dreams happens. I see this plume of blackness emerge through the water, and two long appendages on each side sprout from it. The they propel the creature upwards to my astonishment. The black object.....smooth wet hair....those appendages, arms. Suddenly I realize that this "monster" is actually a person.

I slack the line all the way up to where I started at, and watch her slowly rise to her feet. Wet brunette hair gets tossed to the back of shoulders like curtains. Wearing a black leather top and skirt I immediately recognize this woman to be Summer Glau. She stands around around 15 feet and has the most pissed off look on her face. The hook is still in her mouth.

Everyone who's on the beach is running around screaming for their lives, and leaving while I'm just staring at her, motionlessly. She pulls the hook out of her mouth, and holds it between her fingernails, and slashes at me. The first swipe wasn't intended to hit me. I think she just wanted to scare me, but it didn't work. I'm sitting on the beach with puppy dog eyes still enamored by whats going on. I slightly gather my senses, and she swings again. This time she's playing for keeps. I raise and cross my arms above my head, and bock her attack. I feel the hook tear a bit at my skin, but it's not much. During the actual attack I feel my feet slide across the sand as I'm pushed backwards by several meters. She attacks several more times, and I block the aggressive onslaught.

I feel like I deserve this in some sort of way, as some cruel punishment. Suddenly I stop blocking her attacks I don't want to fight her, and at this point, I feel like maybe I just deserve it. She raises an open hand above my head, and I know she's going to slap me like a rag doll, but I don't care. I don't blink, cringe or anything. She pauses, and looks directly into my eyes, and for a second we connect. She lowers her guard, and slowly bends over towards me. Her face gets so close to mine as she locks in, and suddenly, she kisses me.

I'll have to admit...that was one of the best feelings ever. she stands up right, and I try to talk to her, but she says nothing. She picks me up, hugs me, and places me on the back of her neck. I hold on, and she walks around town with me. I feel the unevenness of weight distribution as we head out on our journey to no where. The vibration of each foot step works it's way through my body, and I'm blown away by it all. There's a little girl who's also up there with me. We talk a bit, and I think I even played a game with her, and I bought my attention back to Summer. She spoke to me, but I don't remember what was said.

I remember after I woke up, I was replaying the dream in my head....almost like a DVR how everything flash in my face....I could have still been dreaming, I'm not sure.

The only thing I remember was looking at someones computer, and noticing they only had like 58mb of ram. Something was wrong with it, and by the time I started probing programs, a pop-up appeared with a big fat black woman dancing to "let me ride that donkey".

I remember laughing really hard and chatting with some girl, and then telling her about it in a FA. That jacked up my recall.....



In another dream, my sister had to borrow my car, so I was stuck at the house. Then Some guy for a rental company comes by, and has to use the bathroom. The guy is in there for a minute, and then he comes out with no pants or underwear on, and looks for a news paper. He grabs one and heads back in the bathroom. All while D's kids are there. As soon as he was finished I cursed him out and told him to leave.


I think there may be something that was related to the movies as well.

I'm working at this chop shop for BJ Novak (from the office) and some other guys. Normally we never see the guys who ship our parts out, but they come through for the day. These guys are freaking pirates. Spanish accents, goofy clothes...the works. BJ says the pirates are going to take a few of us on this spa getaway crap, and he picks this couple and me.

Something happens before we leave. This person give a message to me, to give to BJ, and he kinda ignored it when I told him. We get on this big old school pirate ship, and their Captain shows us around. Apparently these guys are very merry, because there are tons of instruments lying around. Multiple guitars, drum sets etc. I guess they had some open rule where if you wanted to play something, no one would be able to hog one instrument.

All of a sudden BJ tells us the shop was broken into....then he tells us that things were stolen. I'm upset and I wish I was one of the people who would have stayed back. I'm trying to narrow it down who I think it is, and I almost want to say that BJ and the Captain are in on it so they can just cut us out of this deal for minute.

Anyways, we get to the "spa", and there are these concrete holes that go up about chest high what you stand in. They're filled with water, and at the bottom of them they have smooth stones from streams. You're supposed to rub your feet all across them, and head to the next hole. Each hole has some special properties to the water. BJ starts handing out pictures from the trip that are on rolls like the ones that come out of picture booths. There are various ones, and I took two that had me on it, and a group of us (pirates included).

I'm walking when I receive a phone call about someone who lives at the location I'm heading to. I tell them quickly that the person they are looking for doesn't live there, then I back it up with telling them my own address.

I get to this building, and Mrs. P is there, and some guards. Someone tells me that I have to put this mark in my hand in order to pass through. "Oh, it's just a lead tracer that passes through your body in a few days". I told them I wasn't going to do that no way, and I wanted to leave. There's this guy at the edge of the street, and he has this HUGE machine gun...looks like it belongs to a vehicle. The guy starts shooting it at us. He's on our side, and one of the guards shoots back at him...he grazes the guys beard and tells him "when you learn how to shoot like that, then you'll be authorized to do what you want to".

Then The guard tosses the guy a rocket launcher. The guy points the rocket launcher up in the air and tear drops a rocket. I turned around before I could see the end results and started running. I heard an explosion, and made sure at the least my hands were over my head. Debris was raining down everywhere, I was just looking for cover. I almost got to a good spot and had to knock something out of the way before it hit my head. Stuff was literally falling down for about a minute straight.

I'm just getting to my new duty station, and it's night time. The receptionist hands me a key, and I head towards where I'm supposed to be going. After walking down a long dark hallway and making a right, I find my room. When I open the door, I see B, and two other guys. They start talking crap and one guy holds me down, and one of them grabs a scalpel. He slowly carves into my right bicep about a centimeter deep and about three centimeters long. The pain is agonizing, and it feels like my arm is on fire. The guy scoops a portion of my tissue out, and feeds it to the other guy. Then he tells B to eat some as well. He was reluctant to do so, but eventually he did. He finally eats a piece himself, and they go about it doing it again. This time he makes B eat two pieces, and he doesn't eat one himself. They finally let me go, and I walked out of the room. I saw my brother, and I started to tell him about what happened. I told him that they were lucky that I didn't have my gun on me because I would have killed all of them.

I don't remember where the previous dream ended, and this one started, but it was pretty disturbing. The parts that are worth talking about is playing contra, but we did something to the nintendo that made the graphics arcade quality. I also said something about dreaming, but I'm not sure if I was totally aware.

I don't remember what happens between that and the next part but....

I'm lucid, and I don't remember RCing or anything so it's safe to assume it was a MILD. I remember walking down this long hall, and getting into an argument with these women. It almost seemed like I was at a nurses station in a hospital because of the floors. I remember flying off upright like magneto, and entering another area that was full of people. The flight felt so weird this time it felt like something else was holding me in the air, instead of that "my own power" type feeling.

So I'm in this room, and I started playing around with the objects in there, making them float, and fly. I remember picking up this shoe and throwing it, and I stopped it just before it hit the ground, and made it return in my hands. Then some random DC walks by and grabs me by the balls! He was saying something to the other DCs about how I wasn't so powerful after all, and he walked off.

After that I lost all focus and I couldn't do anything. I went to a table that had a chess board to work on my skills. I moved individual pieces around one by one until I was able to get them off the ground. Then I flattened all the pieces, and turned them into a pile of quarters. I stepped back some, and lifted all the quarters about a foot off the table, and put them back on it. Then I tried lift the table, and was successful on the second attempt. From what i was learning, it seemed like I was "focusing in too hard" for what I was trying to accomplish, and that's why it wasn't happening.

After that, some DC came up to me, and decided it was plan B time, but it got weird. We found a quiet spot, and by the time we started going at it, she sort of turned fried chicken bones. WTF.

I had this dream where I had to pose as someone else for a year. This kid had one more year of college baseball left, and he would be going to the majors. I don't remember the guys name, or the guy who set me up for the job, but I was amazed during most of the dream, no even noticed it wasn't him. Then finally I walked up to a mirror and saw why. I was someone else entirely. I guess I was that guy.

Time started winding down, and eventually the guy who hired me to do it showed up. I think we met in some secret room in an airport. He was with this other guy who was going to fill in for some other persons life, but we had a little bit of time to chit chat. The guy used the term "closing out" when referring to filling in for someone. He talked about some of intricacies of people in the past, like how they held things, and it compared it to holding a baseball. He said knowing a person's habits is like knowing exactly how much pounds of press that person puts in each finger in order to imitate it.

He was telling me that the thumb and pinky were the most important fingers, and sometimes he'd just stop, and talk about another former job he had. The other guy talked to me, and he said he was going to show for someones award ceremony, and stay there until the entire event ended. Apparently the guy he was "closing out" for didn't know how to dance.

I even asked him about doing another job in the future, and he said "we'll contact you if we need yah kid". And we all went our separate ways. I saw J sitting on a long bench with some other people, and sat down next to him and started talking. He was asking me what I have i been up to, and I told him that I just spent the past year being someone else. This other guy leaned forward from his bench, and looked directly at me. He had this look of intrigue and anger on his face and spoke. "What did you say you did!?". I looked at him, and noticed that the man was actually the father of the guy I replace. I quickly corrected myself and said "nah, I'm kidding, it was just a dream where I was someone else". The father leaned back, and demanded that I tell him about this "dream" I had. And I started giving away parts of the details.

Some random DC came up to me and interrupted me by telling some jokes, and I woke up.

Not much to remember since it's been many hours after I dreamed this but...

I was home first, then ugh...I got dressed...and I saw an old school friend near my old school....I went into some small shed house thing with 3 computers with my mom and my sister.... then I awoke.....at 3:30 AM

I'm sitting in my room trying to go to sleep, when I realize, I've just gone to sleep. The dream is still in it's infancy so things are just forming. I have no clue on what to do...no goal....no motivation or anything, so I head outside. Off in a distance, I see a tornado forming, and for a second I lose it and think "what if that's going on in real life". It finally touches down, and starts twirling everywhere, ripping everything up in it's path. Eventually it reaches me, and I'm standing directly in the middle of it. I looked up and made a circular motion in the exact opposite direction of the tornado, and it reversed it....causing it to suck back into itself. The clouds formed a dome, and lighting was coming out....the entire scene changed and I found myself in hogwarts.....wtf? All I wanted to do after that was wake up.

I'm with J and L....and my phone is on vibrate...and it starts ringing. I have my hands tied up or something....I just know I'm busy doing something else. Anyway, J grabs my phone from my pants pocket, and tells me who's calling, and I don't want to talk to them. Right after that, she reaches back into my pants, and then unbuttons and then unzips them. She takes a look at my junk, and she's just stares at it. Moments after that, L comes over, and we play fight a little bit......WTF?

This dream is weird I found out I was lucid dreaming inside a dream. I was dreaming and inside that dream I was LDing.
Here is the dream.
I'm at my Church. We are having this huge brunch thing but they have loads of chocolaty stuff. I ate so much chocolate. But anyway after the brunch was over me and my friends leave. My friend has a tow vehicle. Some dude starts speeding over to us and tries to get a tow.we hid the hook so he couldn't. So then we go to my other friends house. There are about 4 people. Me, my friend, my girlfriend and her friend. We then go to my other friends house to pick him up. I'll call him friend number 2. He is a little overweight. Wears black shirts a lot too. So then we go to this place faraway. I don't remember this part too well. At that faraway place my girlfriend leaves me for friend no.2. I start walking a bit alone. I say this is a dream over and over again.and then I remember it was like my eyes were opening but that was a dream too. So the dream goes back to normal. And I still walk down the road. The road is sandy where tires usually travel on and grassy in between. There are trees around me. This place must have been covered in water about 100 years ago. There was this dock. I decide to sit there. My buddy Shane is there too. Idk why. Lol. We were talking. I spotted a phone under the dock. Actually 2 of them. I go get 1 for me and Shane. We looked at them. They still had batteries and bars.I decided to put some radio on. It was fairly easy to find a station. So we just hang there for a bit. Then my friend comes up in his car. In the car is friend no.2 and my girlfriend. I get in. I have to get home somehow. We finally get into housing area. I see 2 story houses on the lakeside. The houses were very nice. We get to friend no.2's house he gets out. Then we got to my house. There are more cars then usually. I get out. I walk in my house. My cousins come in. They start playing with a microphone I have. I got it to work for them. I said "so which one of you guys can sing. 2/3 can sing. But for my third cousin she couldn't even sin badly. Nothing was coming out.