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I was at my junior school and it felt like my best friend had died. I turned my phone on loudspeaker as I walked to my class (?). It had the song Lost by Avenged Sevenfold playing. Two girls, A and C were behind me, I felt like they were mocking the song because they did not deserve it. When we got to class they thanked me, so I got really angry.

It was one of those WTF??? dreams

Realism: 6
Vividness: 6
Residue: No
Lucid Aids: Subliminal Lucid 2.0

Started out a man with a chainsaw was chasing me around trying to kill me but i was getting away. He looked like a cross between Jason and the texas chainsaw massacre guy. Anyways he finally caught up to me and slashed at me, waking me up. The reason I'm writing this insignificant short dream here is because for a split second when i woke up i could still see the chainsaw asshole standing in my room attacking me!! wtf is up with that?

Haven't been visiting this place a lot due to exams, anyways here's the list I have.
Non-lucid, lucid, extra comment

1st of April:
Couldn't Remember anything D:

2nd of April:
Can't read my handwriting

3rd of April:
Playing some American Football, being taunted by a PC. And someone sucked really badly.

4th of April:
Dream set in a destroyed urban environment (probably due to the abundance of Crysis 2 I've been playing). Some kind of weird Martial Law seems to be in effect.

Time seems to be divided in a whole new way. Some base unit of +/- 16 mins - environmental mapping time (which allows people to map out all interesting object and areas). It seemed so convincing that when I woke up, I didn't know what time system we were using.

NapTime:
I did something, but I can't recall what that was.

5th of April:
1) In new york, feel like Bruce Willis. I came back to look for a job and started off looking on Manhattan island. There I run into some crazy idiot that is obsessed with some doomsday type article. When I try and help someone else clean up a paper mess, this idiot becomes hysterical.

2) Driving in some car commercial. Car gets stuck in some water pit, have to cut myself out. Drive another car, an Aston Martin, come to the same waterhole and turn around. The car has warned me not to go in there through one of its brand new safety features.

18th of April: Pregancy WTF
Found myself lying on a bed in what looked like my room. A girl is lying beside me on the bed. She tells me she is pregnant with my child (My dream left out the good stuff...) and wants to tell her dad, something in me didn't approve of this idea.

I apologize for any incoherency and randomness throughout this entry.

It's kinda hard to remember where it started but I remember that I was at my friends house. We were having fun talking about the new game he just bought: Amnesia (actual scary game). Amnesia is a game made to scare the crap out of you. You start out in a room high in a castle having know idea where or why you're there. As the game goes on, you start having flashbacks and weird memories. This makes it to where you sometimes see monsters or here weird noises. The worst part is that you can't fight. You have only one choice: to run and hide. It's a pretty awesome game.

Anyway, he starts his computer and we take turns playing it. When it's my turn to play, my dream perspective changes to 1st person of me in the game. I start out in this weird room with lots of different machinery. I remember that the game is kind of a puzzle so you have to do many things before you can escape. I see this button on a counter and decide to press it. As soon as I press it, I heard a loud scream . I turn around frantically but see nothing. I turn back to the button and press it again. I heard another loud scream and I started to hear banging on a door (I didn't realize that there was a door in the room). I'm trying to find the door and then I hear it bust open. I turn around and see all these thugs (they're suppose to be scary monsters) coming at me; about four thugs coming at me. I apparently die and start the level again. I did the buttons again and then I picked up a giant iron ball like thing. As soon as the thugs came into the door, I threw it at them and they all died and disappeared.

Then a boy comes through the door with sad eyes and gives me a twenty dollar bill. Confused, I continue through the door the thugs just came out of and then I come back to my friends room because it was sadly my brothers turn .

I got up and went outside. It was nighttime. My friend's room was a whole building to himself, which was kind of weird. I walked across his drive way into another building. I saw a long hall way when I walked in with a bunch of rooms to my right. I walked in to the first room and found a bedroom/restroom. There was a shower nozzle on the left wall with water spraying onto a bed. In the back there was a toilet and another bed with a bean bag chair to it's right. I decide to go to the restroom but forget the door is open. While I'm trying to take a crap, my brother walks in on me! I yelled at him to get out and he just shrugged and walked down the hallway .

Then, my dream shifts again and I'm in this two story building with a bunch of what seems like teenagers. I look at a big banner that is hanging above a giant wood floor that said," High School Prom." I kinda smile a little bit but I see no one I know. I decide just to act crazy and I went down to the dance floor . There, I meet these two people I've never seen in all of my life. They start complaining that they will never be able to dance with a girl. I laugh and go to a random girl and ask her if she wants to dance. When I do, she turns around and I see that it is one of my friends at my real school. She smiles, says yes, and we start to dance. After a while, we go to a rectangular section of the room with a giant stained glass window for a wall. Through it, all I see is a full moon. I smile and howl for no reason. She laughs and soon everyone is howling. I laugh and then my dream shifts again.

I don't remember the rest after that part but I remember that even though I couldn't control it, it was a good dream.

Dream - Lucid

I was at some weird amusement park. I’m not sure what was going on, it was kind of videogame-esque. I remember seeing characters climbing these ladders to get to the top of something. Some of them kept falling, but would catch a ladder before they hit the ground.

I also remember some type of indoor roller coaster. We were trying to get to a part of the coaster that they were going to use, but decided not to. I knew it was probably a dead end, but we tried anyway. We opened up this passageway that looked like a mouth, and we were going into a throat. We rode the coaster to the end. Sure enough, at the end there was another mouth, but not more tracks. We had reached a dead end. I was wondering how we would get back. I remember the whole time a female voice was guiding the process and making suggestions.

The last thing I remember is watching the roller coaster car exit through the water through a tunnel topped with a flock of cartoon vultures. Their talons formed the tunnel.

~

I remember a dream about band camp. I remember being outside. Then something about Ryan and I talking about getting married.

~

I was watching myself in 3rd person, but it didn’t look like me. I, however, knew it was me. It was almost like a movie. I was taller with long, black hair. Some of it was pulled back. I was wearing a green dress that reminded me of the 50’s. I was pregnant with Ryan’s baby. Someone was measuring my stomach. I seemed happy. I thought that I had quit smoking by now since I was so far along. The belly looked almost like there was a pillow under my dress.
I then remember going to a gym to work out. I was self-conscious about myself, since I was pregnant. I saw my exposed belly, because I was wearing a sports bra (all of this is still in 3rd person) as I got on a treadmill. Then, I noticed the lady next to me was pregnant too. She had a lot of zig-zagged scars on her belly though. I then knew that she had had a lot of abortions, and the scars were from that.

Then, I was back in 1st person and myself again. I was with Ryan, overlooking what was supposed to be my grandparents’ house. It was overlooking a lake. There was also a walkway from the house that went out into the lake; it looked like it was made out of random floating objects. I recalled a story to Ryan about how my grandparents liked to go out and sit at the end of the walkway, but my grandma had gotten so old, that she couldn’t walk out there anymore, and my grandpa had to carry her. I was very sad as I recalled this, and I cried.

~

I was lying in Ryan’s bed. It was morning. I knew I was dreaming, and started to feel myself leave my body, as if I was having an OBE almost. I opened my eyes, and my vision was super distorted; one of my eyes was seeing one perspective and the other eye was seeing something else. It was like…one of my eyes was seeing out of my real eye, and the other out of a dream eye. Holy crap it was weird. That kept happening over and over again. I kept going back “in” my body, and feeling sleep paralysis overcome me, and I would “re-enter” the dream (even though I was already dreaming). I’d get up, and my vision was always distorted. I kept trying to fix it by saying to myself “Detach to your dream body, detach to your dream body…”, but I couldn’t fix my vision.

Then, I remember getting up again in this strange state, with my vision all distorted. I could see my nose at the end of my face, but when I lifted my hands into my field of effed-up vision, I couldn’t see them at all. I did this again at some point soon after this, and tried to poke my finger through my hand. This is where things get real trippy. I saw two sets of my hands; one that looked solid that my finger wouldn’t go through, and then another almost out to the side that was transparent, that my finger would go through. Then, I saw that second set of hands again in a black space. They were merely outlines of hands filled with tiny blue dots. I thought that this was something astral, but I wasn’t sure. The whole thing was very strange.

Then, I remember getting up again, and worrying that I was acting out everything that I was dreaming. Ryan would think I was absolutely crazy. I worried about that for awhile. Then, I remember getting up and Ryan being awake. He pointed to a spot on the bed that looked like poo. He told me I did that. I said really? I did? And he said no, he was just kidding. O_O

Then, I remember being in my strange lucid/whatever the fuck kind of state I was in again. I was trying to leave my “real” body to enter my dream body again. I remember Dr. D, my data analysis teacher being there. I was trying to show her and some other people that I was lucid, that it was a dream, and I could do some really crazy things. I started to phase myself through tons of different surfaces; I remember one being chain-link fence. It felt weird to phase through that. The surfaces appeared one after the other after the other.

I then remember getting a grade sheet back from Dr. D about what I did. There were two grades on there: An A and a B. Next to the A she wrote something about how great of a teacher I was. The B didn’t say anything next to it, but I think it was my grade on how I was phasing through all that stuff.

The weird thing is, I knew I was dreaming in the dream, but I didn't know I was dreaming that I was dreaming...does that make sense? I have no idea what to make of that; I was lucid, but it was a weird state of lucidity. o_O

I was at a party during school, and I was going to take some of our food to another class room. Sort of a "peace offering" type thing so both classes could share what they got, and mingle. I had some conversation with this older Asian woman for a few minutes, and eventually she told me she really liked me and wanted to go out. I think she was already in a relationship, so I wasn't sure if she just wanted quick action or what...it was really confusing.

Anyways....I'm leaving, and I see C. Two people are trying to help her walk, and she passes out like two or three times, and they dropped her the first time, and struggled the other times. I rushed off jumping over benches and other obstacles and ran into the nearest class room. There were about 40 elementary aged students, and I stopped the class and asked the teacher for a wheel chair. She looks at me, and gives me a smart look and says "what do you need it for?". "My patient needs it". She stops me mid sentence and says "your patient"? Then I knew what she was going to automatically assume that I left her, and I told her that I haven't laid a hand on her, but when I do, she's going to be my patient. I guess she was trying to trip me up with some legality crap, and some kid said something rude, and she stopped him too. I was getting so frustrated. Eventually she says that she doesn't have a wheelchair in the room, and I said "so whats the point in putting me through all that junk in the first place!?" I bolted out in search of one so I could help her, but the dream ended.



Here's the weird part....C never showed up to school today.

30th of March 2011: non-lucid, lucid, extra comment.

I am part of an RPG, one of my own creations that has yet to be worked out. I seem to have lost something and go around asking my family, trying to find out what has happened.

I met an elf, of the same age as me, she was the one that introduced vampirism to create better soldiers. I have a flashback; A soldier is being insulted by his 'friends/colleagues' because he is a vampire. I get into a card and an older woman, my mentor, drives me somewhere, through parts of my neighbourhood. In my next mission, something reminiscent of a revolution is occurring. I need to spy on someone's iPod like machine and retrieve a code amongst other things.

I am about halfway through the code when the alarmclock rings and I wake up.

I remember something about being in church...red words in a book, but I wasn't sure of what I was reading. I wasn't even sure what book it was....then a light at the end of the church.

Then my teacher was in my house lying down, and acid rain was falling on her, and melting her clothes. I opened the side door, and told someone else to open the front door, because I thought it would make it dissipate. Then I walked outside. It was windy and and slightly cloudy. T was there and she was wearing a tutu that eventually flew off. I could hear people making cat calls at her. I headed back to the house, to check and see if my teacher was alright.

another weed dream i was with my friend and we were smokinga bong nd my dad was their nd he told me only to take a few hits and not to many. next thing im no im riding on top of a rhino running around in a deep valley with my friends who are on their rhinos. haha wtf

02/06/2011
"Everybody Falls the First Time"

I was outside a house that kind of looked like my grandmother's, on my dad's side. There was an overhang above the front porch, and I had to go back into the bushes to look for something. This porch was infested with spiders, which had made webs that criss-crossed through the small walking space between the bushes and fence, and the deeper I got into this space, the thicker the webbing network became. I had been trying to keep out of contact with these webs, but it was just impossible. When my arms or legs would touch up against the webs, I could feel that they were about the consistency of metallic thread, and I was feeling more and more trapped inside. It got to the point where I wasn't sure I would be able to get back out from behind the bushes, without taking some of these webs out with me. Small spiders dotted the webbing in scattered areas, and I was able to avoid them, for the most part. A friend of mine handed me some sort of cleaning tools - though I don't remember what they were - and I got to work, breaking these webs and spraying whatever spiders I could find.

Randomly, I happened to look to the left, eyes fixed just slightly higher than my head. There, hanging no more than a foot away from my face, was the grand-daddy of all spiders. It was hung with its enormous legs curled up to its softball-sized body - the entire creature probably about the size of a baseball glove. For a moment there, I was paralyzed with fear. I already don't like spiders, and this thing looked like it could strike at any moment, and wrap around my head like a face-hugger from the movie Aliens. Swallowing the terror which was surging through my body like a high-voltage current, I sprayed this monster and swatted him down off of his perch. I then broke out from behind these bushes as fast as I could, and went around to the front. Apparently, I'd done my job, and this spider was dead. Even while it was lying on the ground, motionless, I just couldn't believe the size of this thing. Not missing the chance to document, I pulled out my phone and took a picture of it.

Not long after this, the old woman who lived in this house (who wasn't my grandmother) came home. She was driving an old Caddy, or something similar.Pulling into the garage, the woman slammed into the wall, piercing the home with the grille of her car. She put it in reverse and pulled it back out, and we all ran over to assess the damage. It wasn't too bad, but we were all still wondering WTF she was thinking. We talked to her for a while, and she was a little shaken up, but it turned out she wanted to give it another go. I thought this was a horrible idea, but she was back in the car before I really even thought about saying something. Wasting no time, she slammed on the gas. There was a teenager walking across her driveway, and he had to dive out of the way so the woman wouldn't run him down - which she would have - and the car then disappeared into the garage, followed by an enormous crash.

We ran to the garage, and saw that the car had gone completely into the house, and through the kitchen, debris strewn all around. The woman was ok, but she'd done some major damage to her home. Soon, we were all trying to fix whatever we could help her with. A rack of glass panes were wheeled in, to replace some of the glass cases and windows she'd destroyed, and I noticed that this glass was much stronger than regular glass. Someone told me that it was a special type of glass - which even had a specific name, that I can't remember - and it was the type of glass that they use for those 'sky-walk' things, like at the Grand Canyon, designed to support your weight, when you stand on it and walk out over the gorge.

During this explanation, the dream made an unexpected transition. I was now standing outside of a skyscraper window, hundreds of meters above the ground, perched on one of these panes of glass. The glass plank was only maybe 2x2 ft., and was nowhere near adequate for safely supporting a full-grown man, at such extreme heights. I pulled back and pressed myself against the glass behind me, wondering just what the hell I was doing way up here. Behind me, I noticed that there were some people inside the building. They were encouraging me to jump. That's when I noticed that I was attached to a bungee cord. It seems that I was on a bunge platform, but I had absolutely no intention of jumping.

Across the street was another skyscraper, practically identical to the one I was on. I heard someone scream and looked up above, to the rooftop on the building across from me - which was still hundreds of feet higher than the level I was on. A person had plummetted off of the rooftop and was screaming as they soared down passed my position, careening toward the street far below. Their bungee cord then recoiled, saving them from what would have been certain death. Another person followed, shortly after. These people were obviously braver than I am, because even when I could bring myself to look down, I would throw myself back against the glass, trying to keep myself from tipping over.

One last person hurled himself off of the adjacent building, his trajectory bringing him out a lot further than the others. What I hadn't noticed was that there was another platform on my building, about a dozen feet above my head. This guy had jumped far enough to carry himself across the double-laned gap of road beneath us, just to the side of the building I was on, and slammed down hard, onto the platform above me. I could hear everyone behind me yell "oooooohhhh!!!" The guy - obviously in a lot of pain - was able to slowly shift his body to one side, and just kind of rolled off of the platform. His limp body continued the descent, passing within a few inches from my side, and dropping like a stone, toward the street.Unfortunately, I couldn't resist the urge to track him with my eyes, tilting my head forward just a bit, to see further down toward the street. My body, it seemed, was destined to follow, and I felt myself teeter away from the glass window. I tried to pull my center of gravity backward, but it was too late. Now it was I, who was falling down toward the street, the knot in the pit of my stomach growing exponentially, while the ground rushed up toward me. I don't remember whether or not I screamed, but I wanted to. As far as I know, my bungee cord never snapped me back up, instead, I just kept dropping further and further, faster and faster, until I finally woke up, seconds before hitting the ground.

(I had set The Matrix to loop, while I slept, and this dream felt distinctly like Neo's being stuck on the ledge during his office escape, and his fall between the two buildings, while trying out the jump program. I don't know that they were directly related, but it all felt way too similar not to be.)

01/29/2011
"Reptiloid"

I remember that there was a lot that went on, early in this dream, but the first thing I actually recall is being at a park with some friends. There was a small pond nearby, and a friend and I were playing some kind of ball game near it. We had some awareness that there were gators in the water but, before then, we hadn't really paid any heed to it. Then, we noticed some small animal - a duck or something - making is way toward the shore. Before it could make it, though, a couple of gators splashed into view and violently attacked the animal, tearing it to shreds. Then, they turned toward us...exposed snouts slowly floating in our direction. Not quite sure what to do, we waited for a moment, seeing the gators crawl up onto the embankment, stalking our way. We then took off, running back toward our group. Knowing full well that alligators aren't the fastest creatures on land, we never could have been prepared for what happened next. The gators actually extended their - once short and stubby - legs, sprinting after us like greyhounds, on thick, muscular, canine-esque legs.

There was no way we were going to out-run them, and things looked even worse, when another two gators shot out from behind a jungle gym, far off to one side of us. They were closing in just as fast, and we were running out of places to go. We'd made it to the picnic table where the rest of our friends were sitting. Seeing us approach, with these mutated reptiles on our heels, the group immediately stood up. I took running leap and jumped up on top of the table, everyone else doing the same. We were now surrounded, these beasts trying ferociously to climb up onto the table, snapping their razor-sharp jaws at us, only to be kicked or beaten back with anything we could use as weapons. What's even more strange about these creatures were that they were coated with what, at first, looked like slime. But, after the gators were out of the water for a certain length of time, they actually began to melt, sizzling down to steaming piles of this sort of seaweed green goo. The creature were coated in some sort of organic corrosive liquid, like acid. I screamed out to everyone not to touch them, and that all we had to do with hold them off until they all either retreated or melted under their own secretions.

I don't remember whether or not we all got away, though.



01/30/2011
Fragment
(I completely forgot a lucid, last night. I hate when that happens. )
The only thing I remember is something about having to run through a deadly network of traps, like in the new Predators movie. Later, I had become lucid. I remember showing off a couple of lucid tricks, such as walking across a pool of water, and sinking my arm into a wall. When I walked across the water, I found it kind of hard to keep myself levitating, and one of my feet actually dunked completely under, leaving my shoe feeling soggy and wet.

I was in class and I was making friends with a few people, and the bell rung. I was leaving, but they all wanted me to walk with them instead of by myself. I turned around and walked with them, and we all got to a point where our classes went a separate way. I was thinking I could get used to do this on a regular basis, and I looked up at the sky and saw this huge satellite.

All of a sudden there was a big blast that emitted from it, and the satellite began it's decent. Everyone was panicking and trying to run in doors. I was just saying "i knew this would happen". And I headed to a set of doors and i noticed that there were gray hand prints on the doors from where people were trying to get out of that particular building. I waited there until the explosion subsided, and walked inside.

It was my next class. I was late, and I was looking for a seat. I sat on one side of the room, and changed my mind, and sat on the other. I don't know what the teacher was talking about, but it was very dark, and there was some presentation.


I also had a dream that I was watching a movie in a theater, and the people in it were skiing in the desert.

So I'm fishing inside my house, and I caught something that looked like a young beheaded bass. I was going to throw it back into the water, but there wasn't any water in my house anymore. Then I was going to throw it outside, but I was naked, and I didn't want to get dressed.

I cant figure out the exact details of this dream, the recall in the beginning of it is off.

What I do remember there was this reaaaaaaally annoying girl who ended up being drugged or up on something, and all of a sudden she was totally horny for me. We're in the middle of some place dancing, and I whispered in her ear "you might as well pee on yourself". And she totally did. I stepped back before the waterworks really went off, and it got worse.

I noticed a bulge in the back of her skirt, and it was obvious she was also defecating on herself. Everyone around her was laughing...at this point I felt bad for her a little bit, and she continues to gyrate to the music while peeing and pooping on herself. I didn't know when she was going to come to, or if I was going to get in trouble, so after some heavy laughter, I started high tailing it out there parkour style until the dream ended.

I remember I was on the verge of going into a building with D and D. But before I did, I pulled out these clumps of weeds, licked them and pasted them on each shoulder. D was asking me "are you sure you're ready to fly?", and I replied with a semi-confident "yes". The scene looked like a combination of an arcade, and night club. I remember looking down at my wrist and seeing a metal bolt that went through it.


Second dream was about studying for medical stuff...but some girl was sitting on my lap trying to flirt with me. I remember talking about army related medical stuff and getting confused.