All DJ Entries

I just remember some girls leading me upstairs. The building was only two stories, but the stairs actually went up for three, and there was a balcony type thing at the top. We went all the way up and turned back down and headed to the second floor. These girls were holding my hands the entire time. Bye the time we got to this one area, there was only one of them left. We were standing over a table with hamburgers on it, and I think she said something about a ritual or something.

Space weird.

I capture some aliens in the really small device so they can't enter my dimension. On the device there's something that you pull back and then push in really fast. I pull it and push sh bak in and see the aliens get shot through a portal back into their own dimension.

2 Blondes

Asuka is blonde and she invites someone over to my house by the name of "Linda." This Linda is also blonde (note: I once saw a psychic that said my future wife would be named Linda, the description i was given sounded like someone who was asian with bleach blond hair.). I this Linda person shows up. i realize that I know her. But she also looks like several other lindas that I know. (one linda i know in didsbury, and the other being my first gf). I realize I am seeing the person as an archetype of 'Linda"

other note; My first name is Robert. when i was growing up my best friends parents were "Robert and Linda." In the movie Wedding singer there was also a couple named Robert and Linda. I have also met a few other couples in my life who's names were Robert and Linda.

Super WTF Old people triathalon.

I get flung into a portal from somewhere and wind up in a dream from when i was in about grade seven . i just got back from a class feild trip but I don't have a ride home. I see Corey W. so i go to run up to him to see if his parents can give me a ride. But then I see that he's getting a ride with Shawna T. (Not the Shawna from my inner world lol.) and her mother. I get this distinct feeling that I'm not to approach corey now. I walk down the street and watch him and Shawna get into her mother's car. Her mother is glaring at me meanly. She looks a bit like the Ice Queen from the Narnia movie. In fact her face seems to be covered in ice... It's creepy.

They drive off and I continue walking on the street and notice I'm close to a dream park that I use to go to. I come to a four way intersection in a large city and there's old people crossing the road at the green light. As I'm crossing a car goes to stop but doesn't do so until after I watch it cleanly run over and old man. all the other old people start freaking out. I go to avoid the cars and go around the building.

I am running now behind the building. All these old people are now like zombies and they are trying to grab for me. In the middle of this I think, "This is very much like a dream." but I forget to RC. I run into this weird area with Building blocks? they are all blue. Cyclic13 is there but he's a dis embodied voice.It scares me and I jmp back to the path.

now I'm in a psych ward that's connected to a mall. I run right past the security people and their exit. Good thing they didn't mistake me for a patient. I then switch to third person view and notice I am a young blond man with unfamiliar features.

Super WTF threesome

I see myself as the blond guy entering the same house I was in from a few dreams before. I go up to the two blonde women and have a threesome... but it's wierd either their pelvic areas merge and I do them that way... or i had 2 dicks or something. Definitely a dream I would have enjoyed more in 1st person

I was riding in a SUV with D and we started walking, and I had no shoes. We continued down the street, and there was a vendor who had all types of shoes for sale. I was thinking about grabbing a pair, but I decided not to. We entered a mall, and some woman saw me, and took pity on me. She looked like she was pretty rich, and she used a paper towel to wipe the dirt off of my face. She said I could pick out any pair of shoes and an entire outfit and she'd buy it. I found a nice pair of Timberland boots and I double checked the price (59.99 each time) and started walking around looking for clothes. The boots also had a pair of shoes attached to them, so I headed back to put the shoes up, and continued my search and the dream faded.

Sandwich wtf

I'm making something like a pita sandwich... I'm putting sushi in it. I fold the pita part encasing the sushi stuff and... the pita is shaped like a cross, each end is another place you can stuff other things in. but then it occurs to me that I could dream inside one of those pockets and have an entirely fun dream of my own in there.... WTF?!?!?!!?

More food and WTF

I was in a place with a few people. Asuka and maybe my brother. We had chopsticks and were eating a pile of... sushi? but later the pile turned into a large ceramic thing that we were painting. I remember painting on a midnight blue and accidentally brushed into a part with wet black paint. I just decided to mix them together.

At my house

I briefly remember hanging out with some guy in my inner world house. not sure what we did, but later I was getting into bed and heard the guy looking for a place to sleep.

HH

A hypnagogic flash of staring at my hand that was holding a smoke.

open mic fail

I go with the new guy to some restaurant/bar. We enter the place and I see a stage with a bunch of mics and amps. Asuka is a pretty Korean waitress, she smiles at me. I go up to the stage and unpack my guitar, I find a place to plug in, and i set one of the mics to the amp I am plugged into. The owner comes up to me and says that I can't mic the amp because my playing style sucks and no one wants to hear it.

I get pissed off and make a giant speech about how I have confidence in myself and that I know people like what I have to play. I've been to open mics before and people really liked it. some people clap at my silly speech and I pack up and leave the place a bit flustered. As I'm walking down the street i feel someone's finger touch my collar bone part on my right shoulder, and she digs her finger under the collar bone which makes me stop. I look behind me and see Asuka (don't realize it's her.). She's smiling but I give her a short look in pain and raise my right hand to my shoulder and pushing her finger out. 'I'm sorry," she says. I wake up fast.

Cutting my astral chords.

(private entry)

vex wtf


I'm seeing a barrage of images of parts of a person's face. I can tell by how the person isn't smiling and the eyes are closed that it's Vex. I focus harder to see the face and I want to know if it's the same face I've recognized from dreams. In one image her eyes are closed but then they look really weird and finally open. I recognize the face completely and feel that I know this person as Vex. I see her face slide by a few more times.

Mortal Mist Classroom

Raven came over and we started looking at my computer. We were both non lucid, we knew there was a goal, but we didn't remember what it was. so instead we were just browsing the lucid dreaming forums that we frequent. Her jaw drops and a smile goes across her face. She's pointing at the mortal mist forum and says to me. "Haley just started a dream journal at Mortal Mist!"

i'm like: Orly? and she's like: yeah rly. I then feel myself get pulled into the computer screen and find myself in a college classroom representation of the MM forum! I walk up the aisle of desks over to the dream journal section and see a bunch of people sitting at their deks and writing. I spot a japanese girl with a mushroomead haircut... The Waking life version of Asuka! what's she doing there?

Then I see haley get up from a desk and she looks at me. I become lucid and realize i seem to get lucid a lot when I see Haley in a dream. That's why she shows up... it has nothing to do with me or her, it's her energy and for some reason it makes me lucid! I forget all that and walk up to her, she seems to have been expecting me.

We walk to the top of the classroom and enter "my office". We enter a small computer area. I tell her "sorry about the creepy dream stuff," and she says it's ok. Then she asks me how I am supposed to help her with her Psychology assignment. I walk over to a desk with two of my computers and sit down. I say to her "is this assignment for deaming or waking?" she says both but she isn't sure. Now she's a taller man with a thin face, he has light brown hair pulled into a ponytail. He/She now sits at a computer desk with a smaller single computer. i am thinking. "This is a dream and she wants me to do her homework? is she serious?"

I try to make my computer work but the mouse is just weird. The thing looks like Apple tried to make a calculator but failed... so in a last fail effort they made their failure of a calculator into a computer mouse. I was trying to find out how to use this thing to make the computer work so that I could help Haley... but I woke up.

So I'm with Joy, Dodge and Earl Jr in a brand new dodge challenger, we're pulling one of those small u-haul trailers. Something happened to the car, and it had to get fixed. I was thinking the next time I do this, I'll just drive my pops' truck. Dodge wanted to drive the truck, and I told him no, that he'll have to ride with Joy in my car.

I found myself at some empty field, and there was some sort of dance going on. Dodge was telling me to dance with one of the girls. They were all wearing prom dresses. I looked and noticed that they were all dancing with each other, and I walked away. I spent the rest of the dream stabbing a pole i found at a cactus

★☆☆☆☆

10/17/10



I'm sitting at a table in the library, across from a stern-looking woman my age.

"So you want to start a writing group? You realize that you'll be in direct competition with our writing group."

"Hey," I say incredulously, "I just sent out an email asking who was doing NaNo this year."

There's a man sitting beside me with his arms crossed. He snorts.

"Well," says the woman, "Be aware that you won't be able to use the library this week. It's full." She points behind me.

I turn around, and see that the walls are covered, floor to ceiling, with boxes of Corona. I turn back to her.

She sighs. "The Kiwanis club is renting the library for a Christian concert."

Scare Factor: 1/10

(brief lucidity, but I wont count it as a LD)

I'm back in the military, and theres some sort of hostage situation going on. Theres this big black guy who has a guy, and hes carefully moving him to a van. Several people have this guy surrounded with weapons, and I have no idea whats going on.

The guy shoots the random DC and shoves him in the front seat, and then points to and says "you're coming with me". I get in the van, and we drive off. He starts asking me questions about what type of vehicles I'm qualified to drive. He rambles them all off in numerics. I lie to him and tell him no, no, no, no. I tell him I didn't learn how to drive any vehicle, because I don't want to get caught up with whatever this guy has planned.

He starts asking me how much does it cost to clean up a vehicle this size at the carwash, and I tell him about five dollars with of tokens. I look down, and I notice I have the dead DC's blood all over me. From the looks of it, it's been there for at least an hour. We're coming up to a tank unit, and he tries to adjust the dead guy in the front seat to make it look like he's sleeping. He's having a hard time because rigamortis has already set in, and I hear all of the DC's bones in his right arm cracking. We pull up, and I get out.

Theres this brunette girl who looks like she's been out in field training for for several weeks. Her skin is tanned, and dirty and she's wearing a dark blue shirt and shorts. A male soldier is telling her to take off her shirt, and she does. I felt incline to stop them, but it was too late. She's not wearing a bra, and I can see the true colour of her skin.

At this moment, I FA into another dream where Someones asking me about what's happened, and I tell them what happened in the dream. They tell me with the information I provided I they can stop the guy who's behind it. I remember seeing a necklace that was in the shape of a T formed out of two mirroring handguns.

I'm back in the orginal dream, I'm looking around for that girl, but she's not there, she's on the tank. The guy in the van is gone. I take a few moments to look at the outfit that I'm wearing. It's standard military gear. I walk around, and see the girls shirt lying on the ground. I decided to pick it up and put in my back pocket.

yeah and WTF is with no comments when my recall goes back up?

★★★★

Fighting like a video Game

I am being led by the hand somewhere. I can't see but i notice the sensation of passing through a doorway and into a hall. My perspective switched to third person view and I see the dream like a 2d video game from the mid nineties. Kaomea, is leading me into a room. I am bounded and blindfolded. She pulls out a hammer and is about to knock me around, she has a dark aura which means she is infected with dark energy. Asuka flies through a portal and manifests DCs, in between me and Kaomea, since i have 3rd person view I play my "guy" with a video game controller.

I see my self jump up like a spinning top and bounce of all the heads of the Dcs. when I hit them an animated wave flies from them just like In a video game. I kille them all, land and fall over and roll around. On the side I can see Asuka struggling to stop Kaomea from hurting me. But somehow during the struggle Asuka gets infected with the dark energy.

Missing time

Semi lucid

Fa, I decide to gooutside in the middle of the night for a smoke. I have the sense that I am dreaming so I try to fly. i manage to float in the air a bit and then drop. I forget my lucidity and fly to a store to get a midnight drink.

House wtf.

I travel to Ontario to see my family there but instead enter my inner world house. I walk around and the place is filled with people. I see Dan and tell him i have the money to pay him back from years ago.

I decide to go downstairs. The house is huge and impressive. I know I've never seen it before and yet I recognize the place. I look around and find every room from memory is there. I go into the living room area of the basement. There are lots of people seated at a table. The all are sitting at computer consoles. I wait to use one, but then everyone gets up and makes the consoles disappear.

I go upstairs and havea smoke outside. I go back in and still realize I have the butt in my hand. I go into the kitchen to look for a garbage can but I can't find any.I find Asuka in the kitchen baking cookies. But she looks worn out. It's like those over exaggerated commercial of smokers when their face gets wrinkly. I ask her where the garbage can is. she says she doesn't care anymore about leaving garbage around, just eat a cookie and things will be fine. I shrug and go downstairs. I see a pile of ashes on a part of the ground.

I sit down on a couch Next to Kao mea, several other people are on the couch as well. We are watching some movie.

Fa, and I'm on the couch, the lights are out and everyone's asleep. Kaomea is falling asleep and leaning on me. I begin whispering things in her ear but have no idea what i am saying. She starts leaning too heavily on me and pretty soon I feel like she is crushing me. a wave of panic hits me and I try to push her off,but i notice my hand is in her hair. (apperently i was running my hands through her hair earlier). I try to get my hand out but my hand is caught in her hair. I don't want ot hurt her and start screaming. She wakes up and screams as well and I wake up.

Mermaid

Asuka was healed earlier and me and Raven go after kaomea to heal her as well. she's by a large pool, and jumps in. She turnes into a mermaid and says. "I love swimming naked with men who's souls are old." At first my heart stops but then I realize she was giving me a back-handed compliment because I am the soul of a sage. I jump in after her.

some weird creepy mermen are luring her into a water abyss. They start making her say mean things to me. I lose control and I begin to battle her. Raven is with us now trying to stop me. She reminds my I am supposed to fight the creepy mermen.

missing time

back at the house.

I go back into the house I was in earlier and find it overun with Dcs. i enter some cafeteria and get my food. I sit down at a table and some guy takes my plate and spits on it. He laughs. I tell him I'll leave him alone for now, but should he ever do that again i'll make him drink my piss in a pixie cup.

He stands up and is 10 ft tall. He follows me into a hallway where I sit and meditate. The man grabs a huge guitar case and smashes it against my back. It slightly hurts, but not really. his guitar case is broken. I scratched. my back slightly and say "Was there a slight breeze in here? someone should close a door." I stood up and he looked feaked out. I shoved him through a wall leaving a big hole.

sometime Later I go downstairs and find a hospital like place that is sealed by a big blue door. i walk back up the steps with people in green and blue medical uniforms following me.

★★★★

Waking up

I wake up in bed. I'm in a large white bedroom with a large window overlooking the sea. It's bright in the dream but there seems to be no definable source of it. Next to me is a woman. She seems really familiar, she's also waking up and smiles at me.
I go, "huh. what? what is this place where am I?" or something. The woman shushes me. She smiles. I say "I thought weren't going to..." She cuts me off and tells me it's not time to get up yet. She says something about this place we are in exists out of space time. This is the past present and future she tells me. I'm confused. She tells me to just sleep, and that it's going to be ok. i lay my head back down to sleep. The woman is fiddling with a piece of my hair and humming softly as I fall asleep.

town wtf.

i'm walking along a street in Olds when some guy in a van drives by. I recognize him, he tells me it's time to go to work.
I hope in the vehicle and now it's a white car with no roof. There are 3 others in the car that I know. I recognize one as Gino. We drive on the highway towards disbury. When we arrive in Dids the car stops at some farmer's market. I begin questioning why I'm in the car. What work am I supposed to do? Why a farmer's market.

missing time

I'm in a large truck being driven by Sho. We are in didsbury still and heading towards the old run down fourplex condo's that bears the nickname "chicken coops". Sho keeps telling me that we have to arrive here and leave before the police come. Apperently he's making a drug run and decided to drag me into it unwillingly.

We turn into the coops and I tell him that I'm not interested in doing any illegal favors for him, so just let me out please. He says ok and Drives on the lawn. i jump out of his truck which is now a big garbage disposal truck. I am standing on the lawn and see another truck run and hit sho's truck. He ges out of the trucka nd starts running. The other truck chases hima nd runs people down. Sho finds a dead end wall and the truck runs over him. His body isn't crumpled, but the truck keeps rolling back and forth over his body. I am mortified. I hear sirens nearby. Soon an ambulance crew arrives and tries to aid all the people that got run over. The have large scissors and are severing off useless body limbs from the people. sho is clearly dead. I get sicka nd run into one of the fourplexes.

when i arrive in the fourplex I realize I am at an apartment of some kind. I try to fly to confirm I'm dreaming. I only manage to jump and float a bit. I do the Nose pinch RC, but can't breathe. I'm still positive i'm dreaming, I try to think how I got here. I remember the ride to the town, the farmer's market, and the thing with Sho. But I can't remember waking up from my house. so i must be dreaming.
I look around my scene a bit. Every time I blink the stairs I am looking at alters. At one point it looks impossible and i feel myself losing the dream.

I wind up non lucid. Somehow I get into my dad's truck and we start driving towards Olds again. He tells me I should work on my long weekend since we have 3 new houses to coat. i think he's lying because I don't remember us starting any new houses.

pre dream hypnagogia.

bunch of mini lucid flashes of seeing my hands, and then some of me holding various objects.

what is the question?

I am on facebook chatting with M. I can't remember the conversation much. Our convo boxes are on the left hand side of the page instead of the right. I get an answer to a question that I forgot I asked. I even forgot the question. all I know is that i clearly saw her answer as "Yes." not expecting that, I woke up suddenly.

Starts out there was a man standing there and someone pulled on his arm and it ripped of. I could see hundreds of maggots inside his arm and his open shoulder. After a minute he got up off the ground and ran towards a DC who was wielding a fishing rod. The DC swung the rod at the attackers head and the hook from the rod stuck in his head. His entire face and scalp got ripped off leaving his maggoty brains open. The rod for some reason was able to suck the brains and maggots through the rod and right into the DC's mouth. His head started to expand as it filled up with a vomitish looking soquid until finally his entire head exploded all over the place.The end.wtf

(i had a feeling of puking while in the dream to give you an idea of how "f"ed this dream was)

★★★★

Hard to separate these dreams

Yeah... Started somewhere in a house, may have been mine. I was in a room getting out of bed, and then a white yappy dog came and bit my arm. I was almost lucid and just decided the dog was a messenger so I thought I should not fight the dog. The Dog read my intent and It started dragging me by the arm. I complied and followed the dog as it grew larger. I followed it up some steps and then into a room.

I felt the room belonged to meggy faye, and then the dog was a woman (asuka). She was indicating something in the closet. I went into meggy's closet and on the board above the hangers I found a heart shaped cheesecake. I wasn't sure whether I should take it. Asuka said I should grab it quick before Meggy comes back. so I grabbed it and ran back downstairs and into my room with Asuka. She had a matching cheescake and we both ate ours very happily.

Around town WTF

I was at some AA gathering in Chilliwack. I had to leave the club to find someone. so I walked down the street and found a flat where this Old Timer lived. He had glasses and seemed nice. He was donating a couch or something to the Club so I grabbed it from him and took it to the AA club place. Everyone thanked me for bringing it there. I remember Thelma being there. Then we all played music or something and I left.

wound up in some car. I was being driven to the house with the young woman. (didn't realize it was asuka at the time. We got on top of a hill with some houses and noticed a bunc of mini Pine trees floating above the car. Became lucid, got out of the car. I suddenly remembered being lucid before this time, but can't recall what happened it. Pondering this I was walking into the house and it was full of DCs, they were dancing adnt ried to get me to dance with them. But I wanted to find my Inner world to see Asuka (not realizing I was already there). so I left the house intending to wind up in my inenr world. then everything started going black. I looked at my hand and looked at it. The dream just fell apart.

FA, I was getting Sleep paralysis. I was focusing on just getting into another dream lucid. I didn't realize I was already in a dream and could have just got up and walked around.


False awakening

Fa, I'm in the same room with the young woman, (Asuka). She's watching a TV show that features my guitar playing in the ending credits. She seems happy my music made it somewhere. I want to be a lone with her, but a bunch of DC's in blue jerseys come in the room and teleport me outside, and start talking to me. I get mad at them for teleporting me away. They apologize and leave. Can't remember what happened after.

Dogs can talk

At least in dreams they do. I was walking in someones backyard and ran into two dogs. One was romano. He said something about me wanting me to clean the fleas out of his doghouse or something. I said "ok" and followed him. The other dog kept trying to play with me and was getting in my way to help Romano. I pet him anyway and say, "Hey let me do my chore first then we play". But I woke up before i could help the other dog.

Flying

Had a dream where I was trying to fly. I jumped up but couldn't float for long, So I turned the dream upside down and wound up falling into the sky.... I couldn't fly, but I could do that at least. Nomad is right when saying the more outlandish things are easier to do in dreams instead of simple things. I think doing simple mediocre things in dreams is actually a good discipline.

Brown entities.

I found Bonnie W. the best psychic in the universe, in the park. She said she was gonna help me with a problem. She kept saying there were brown entities around me or something. I asked her to clarify what she meant by brown Entities. "keep them away from me". she said and then she changed into a pre - historic bird and flew away.

gary

something about hanging out with my friend gary from chilliwack.

Method: DILD
Recall: average
Lucid Ability:7
Vividness: good
Dream Length:long

I'm driving down this road, and things just feel off. Nothing is responding to what I'm doing in real time. I'm sort of realizing it's a dream because at this point i'm thinking, "maybe I went to sleep in a car, and the movements that are going on in waking life, are the ones that the car is doing". I pull up to a house, and go into a mailbox. There are two dogs in the yard. One is tied up to a dog house, and the other one is actually in the house. I when I went for the mailbox I was hoping his chain wasn't log enough. Surprisingly the dog didn't even bark at me. I pulled out some letters, and noticed there were some dollar bills in there. I grabbed most of them as well.

Some lady approaches and says "that money is from M". "She wants us to build a cabinet with it", the lady said. I put most of the money back in there, and asked her how much is it supposed to run you? "40 dollars, and all of it in that mailbox", she said glaring at me. I told her that there was only about seven bucks in there, and I'm sorry for grabbing the money. Then I told her she's missing a few dollars in there.

here's where I start figuring things out

Some random DC walks past me, and I have a white kid with me. The kid starts following the guy all the way to the door, and the man shuts the door, before the kid can enter. He turned around, and headed over to me and started pouting and eventually crying. I picked him up and told the lady "he's never done that". Then I suggested that everyone who's supposed to have access should get keys. She told me she already ordered colour coded keys for us, and she's just waiting on them to come in. I headed off hoping she wouldn't notice I snatched a few dollars. I picked up my son and hopped on the motorcycle......

Why am I driving a motorcycle? Why do I have a white kid as a son? Where the hell am I? Why did the kid pop out of nowhere? I gotta be dreaming. I didn't even RC, I just got on, and started driving down the road. The controls were so weird, and none of the buttons on the handle bars did anything. I continued down this dark road that reminded me of a back road near my house, and figured out that it would talk me back to my house. I slammed on the brakes while rotating the bike 180 degrees. I stopped perfectly in the middle of the road, and started going back the other way.

I noticed everything started getting brighter, more vivid like I was supposed to head in this direction anyway, but I had to dodge traffic the whole time. Apparently this street was either one way, or I was going so fast that It seemed like some of the trucks had stopped. I tried telling myself that when I pressed one of the buttons, weapons would fire, but it did nothing, so I continued dodging them until I got to the end of the street.

There were two corner stores by each other, and I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do. When I got closer I noticed there was a cop car at one of the stores so I decided to head there. I hopped off my bike and started cursing at the cop, and he said "I'm going to have to take you in". I put out both of my hands, and he grabbed my wrists, and I immediately broke out of the wrist locks at the same time, and palm struck him in the chest. The cop went reeling back several feet, and said "oh no, we got one of those guys". His partner approached me from the side and I immediately back fisted him the face, crushing his cool cop shades into pieces.

As the other one approached, I unleashed a combo of punches mimicking some of Genes crazier moves from Godhand. I started out with a right to left jab in his chest, and hit him with a couple of overhand rights and lefts, and finished the combo with a one inch punch. Then I headed right back to the other cop, and hit him with some of the most ridiculous moves. I yes man klabammed him twice, eye gouged him, and windmill punched him. I used another one inch punch was hoping he'd explode like in the fist of the north star, but the guy was just dazed and bleeding from both ears for a while. I went back to work on the other guy until the dream ended.

I'm at the mall with my friends, and one of them says we have to find a book that meets some qualifications that I forgot about. We all rush off, and I'm looking at books at a certain store, and they are too, but it's determined that the book isn't there.

I head away from the book stand, and notice that there are people lined up at the register. As I walk past them, I notice some DC putting on the clothes that he's about to buy right in the line. He's so angry and talking about how he hates the army and the navy is the best. I tried to ignore it, and kept moving. I could hear the guy yelling stuff about it now. He's getting really irate about his hatred for the army.

I turn around, and some guy is arguing with him, and another old scrappy guy (we'll call him Sgt Screwballs) who's obviously ex army approaches behind the two people arguing. He's conveniently behind the navy guy, and he's signaling that he'll help the other guy fight him if he makes the first move. Then Screwballs pulls out an old machete, and makes the same movements again. At this point, I'm trying to leave and be as discrete as possible.

Screwballs yells at me, and I turn around. He's talking to a crowd of people about how good the army is, and he says something about how "it's written" that everyone must join. Then he threw his machete at me in mid sentence. I immediately ducked it and ask him WTF was up. Screw balls heads for his downed machete, and starts chasing me through the mall. I'm cutting corners so he never gets a clear line of sight. I can feel him gaining on me, so I decided to turn around and reason with him.

I yelled that theres no reason why he should be doing this, and he threw his machete at me again. This time, i slapped it on it's side before it got to me, and it slid across the ground. I sort of wanted to question why my reaction time was this heightened, and why the guy choose to only chase after me, but I had to keep running. The dream ended shortly after.

Method: DILD
Recall: below average
Lucid Ability: 6
Vividness: below average
Dream Length:short

So during some awful dream sex that I don't even want to describe takes place, some muscle bound DC interrupts me. He starts talking crap about how much better he is than I, and I cant do anything about it. My first reaction was to punch him in the face. My right cross was completely ineffective. He's laughing at me, and talking more junk. I swing again, and nothing. I can hear one of the DCs pleading to him as she says "stop messing with that boy". The DC says he could kill me if he wants to. I yelled at him, "if you can kill me, then do it!". He tried to get me in a standing choke hold but I place my left hand near the side of my face and stop his constricting movements. He's still talking crap right now, and it's so annoying. I punch him in the face with my right hand several more times, and this time his head is shaking. The third time I punch him it fees me, and he says some more crap. The next punch I threw slung him across room, and he got up and continued barking.

The female dc is still pleading to the DC to leave me a lone at this point like I'm loosing. The DC finally re approaches me again, and does nothing but talk junk. I started punching him over and over, and each blow would stop his sentences short. By now his head was spinning around like a sprinkler. I felt like I was more in control in the dream at this point, and it started fading out.

Music

I had a dream that my guides were trying to teach me how to remember music from dreams. I remember hearing this song:

I also remember Raven Knight learning a song. She was at the keyboard and smiling. she was saying as she was playing. "Yes, I can finally play this music!!!"

Super WTF dream

At first I Remember trying to enter a room with a bunch of guys in it, but i had to fight my way through.

Later I'm with Jaas climbing a snowy mountain and walking up trails at night time. We go up one until it goes almost straight up. Jaas falls and we both slide down the path. We pick another directiion but eventually the same thing happens, so we go down the mountain.

Now I'm walking around... from my lower lip to my chin is a zipper holding my skin in that part together. I am trying to zip it up but it hurts.

I am by a strange fire with some people, I think my brother's gf jen was there. I have a bottle containing the reamains of the DV member Vira. In the dream I am told she died of liver failure from cancer or something. I open the bottle and her remains are mixed in with shampoo. I pour it on the fire and a huge smell fills the air. It smells like bubbly shampoo and well... death. Jen says that was someone who recently died that Iput on the fire. I said yes. She said from the smell of it that it seemed like the person's death was rather quick.

Don Juan

some dream with don juan in it. I can't remember what happened, just that he was in it.