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Im with J and this girl who's not just a girl, but she's and angel. I remember her flying and fighting something in the sky and when we prayed it made her stronger. It was pretty intense and a little difficult to explain everything that was going on. I remember praying and it sort of turned into three glowing crosses and she attached them like a trinket or something.

So i went to bed thinking about visiting The World That Never Was, or Neverland, and sort of thought out how a continuation would play out. Who I would look for and now the places would look....etc etc. I mainly focused on Neverland because that dream was so bizarre. Who knows....maybe the Lost Boys were pirates now.

I'm outside in grassy parking lot next to a brown truck with a couple of people. The guy who owns the truck is a friend of a friend, and he's some kinda drug hustler. I'm very cautious of the situation, and I want to leave before I hear too much or get involved. Just then the guy says "I need some bookends to guard my stuff". Before even questioning "who the fuck says bookends", I'm given a choice of weapons to use to guard his truck. There's a full automatic shotgun, and some long range rifle. He's asking me if I know what they are and how to use them. Oddly enough I had my M-16 with me and told him that I'd be fine with Kasha. The rest of the people leave and I'm left there with one other guy to guard the truck.

I see a truck that circles the parking lot, and there's a couple of guys on the back of it. As they pass by, they eye me and the other guy up and down, like they're looking for trouble. They make another pass, and stop the truck right in front of us. This one guy, couldn't have been older than 18 pulls out this long 22 that's modified into a rifle. He points it at me, and starts talking trash. I placed my hand over the barrel and moved it out of the way, and tried to convince him that he needed to do something else with his spare time. He got out of the truck and pointed it at me again, and I shot him in his right arm. Now they feel like the need to call the cops and paramedics and all that jazz, and I'm running through all the details in my head. Even if it was in self defense, I don't have a weapons permit....so I may be screwed. I'm talking to D's parents about the situation and .....yeah things change.

I'm in a building and there's a lot of people there. Both D's are here, and maybe J. I see a bunch of girls in purple scrubs, and they're looking at me like "don't they know you"? I told them "nah, they're most of my friends have graduated, these are new". Just then on of the girls comes up and yells my name and hugs me......then another and then another. The last one kisses me on the lips, and says thanks. I look over at my friends and say "You see this shit right? All over me....but as soon as I try to make a move they'll shut me down". Hell, I didn't even recognize those girls...the last one was amazing though. Chocolate skin, and eyes that would make you forget the world was even created.

I'm watching a debate between Abraham Lincoln and Elvis Presley, and they're going back and forth and Lincoln says something that Elvis doesn't like. Elvis walks up to him and starts yelling, (he sounds like Ronald Reagan for some reason) and headbutts him in the nose. Then security comes out. They have yellow suits with white rifles that look like M-14's that shoot rubber bullets. I started complaining to a girl who I was with about how I hate that security is a reactionary method that gets worse because of "one guy that had to mess it up for everybody". I think I remember being in a car.......more weirdness ensued, but I don't remember now.

I remember seeing this tanker truck that looked like it had a four wheeler for the front part. It was sitting in my yard and my brother said he had a new job driving them. Recall is a bit fuzzy but I remember there were two of them and they got stuck in mud. They transformed into people and got into the car I was riding in...

The transition was extra weird. When I felt the vibrations, I felt something or someone push me a few inches into the bed. Then they said something, and put a barrier over the bed and threw me and my mattress into the next room

I was looking at a sunset and the room I was in didn't have a wall. I thought about stabilizing and waiting a moment but it was clear that everything was ready to go. I was gonna head into my room to see who slung me into my dream and said " eh, let's leave it a mystery".

I really had no thoughts of what to do, I started flying off randomly. Each time I would come back near my house but things were different. More water, more random stuff. I went swimming in a newly formed lake and there were all these sea creatures in it. I got out after a few minutes because I had a "watch something tries to kill me and I spend the entire dream owning it" feeling.

Nothing else to do...maybe I'll see what kaomea is up to. I tried making a few portals but they weren't working. some sarcastic girls came up and started asking what I was doing. By this time I had 'she loves me not' out and it really took some restraint it to chop them to bits with it. We went for tic for tack while the sword was materializing, but this time, it didn't fully appear. I think part of it was stuck in another dimension. Anyways, I stuck the sword into the remenants of a portal I tried to make, and the asphalt turned into liquid and gave way to a portal.

I jumped down it and out the corner of my eye I could see The World That Never Was. Damnit, I know I don't have enough time so I continue on down. I arrive at an airport terminal and Kaomea is there waiting on me. She has her arms crossed like she's been waiting for a while. I played it cool and outstretched my arms and she hugged me. She told me that "she was mad at me" when I asked her how she was doing. "Who's mad at you?" I asked. Then she went back to having that grumpy look she had before and said "you should know".

The damn dream snapped (i had no clue that it was going to end and everything dematerialized instantly) and I had a FA. I was reading my DJ and Dreamprofessor replied to my last entry saying that it was too early for me to transition and that's why I never got into the dream. I was figuring out how to say "I know what the hell I'm doing" in the nicest way and when I got out of bed, my boxers were soaked....wet dream soaked. I was looking down and saying "what the fuck....I didn't even do anything". I started thinking about the previous dreams and ran them through my head. Nope, no plan B action what so ever. Well I was really hot, maybe it's just sweat....nah, this ain't sweat....fuck. And I woke up.

Black means non lucid
Orange means semi lucid
Blue means lucid
Red means dream characters talking
Purple means possible shared dreaming person
Green means notes


Im sure you got. Just read away...


Dream#1 WTF!? Part 1.


Im with my cousin K, and she tells me that im missing a nightlight for the store or something like that. We start trying to look for the nightlight and ended up getting lost in the woods. I remember her saying that the Goatman lives out here and that we better hurry up and get out of here.

We ended up making it out of the woods and back to our familiar neighborhood.
I walk into the store and there is a guard guarding the stores entrance. He ask for ID before i enter the store, i tell him im 27, and don't need any damn ID! And he gives me a look like i need to see it anyway. I tell him i forgot it, and could he check to see if the damn nightlight is on upstairs. He tells me its on and we leave the store.


Final dream. WTF!? Part 2.

Im still with my cousin K, and we are using our hands to shovel the snow while walking at the same time?

It ends up becoming sunny, and we notice this hunter who was walking with a deer over his shoulder, and he was whistling. My cousin K says to me, well here you are i got to go drop off our uncle later. I tell her thanks for the ride, and i'll see her next week.

I enter the house to find that there are a bunch of hawks sitting in the living room just chilling watching the discovery channel. I tell them dinner will be ready in a few mins and head to the kitchen and start cooking something.



There is obviously not nothing to say here except...Damn, WTF!

If anything i did not expect this because i certainly did'nt slack yesterday. Well, i did stay up pretty late and did not do as much subconscious training like should. Well, i am very dissapointed at myself...and i am certainly not going to be slacking tonight!

The Dreamprofessor will be back onboard tonight ladies and gentlemen!.

I do t remember much of this other than transitioning into the dream. Everything seems so weird. I remember being in the dream, and then everything fading to black. I know I wasn't awake because I had no sense of gravity. I could feel my body floating around in the void. I waited on the dream to start again. Shades of gray appeared, and finally colours, I was there in the dream. Everything was just different. I don't know how to explain it. Out of focus, but not just the normal blur. I dubbed my hands a bit, and the darkness took over again.

Black means non lucid
Red means dream characters talking
Orange means semi lucid
Blue means lucid
Purple means possible shared dreaming person
Green means notes

Im sure you got it, so i won't bother saying it. Oh, this will be short...

Now usually i say enjoy my dreams and so forth. But today, is a little different. Why different you ask? Well, first of all...I did'nt get anything that i wanted, secondly i did everything half ass yesterday, and third...Ah, who am i kidding. I MISSED A TON OF REALITY CHECKS!!!


Now, enough talking here it is!


Dream #1 Neil Patrick Harris.

In a mall with Neil patrick harris. He is explaining to me about how he loves to steal cookies from the ice cream shop on a good tuesday? (1ST MISSED REALITY CHECK) We are now in the ice cream shop and he strips down ass naked in the ice cream shop and says everybody drop there guns??? WTF!? (2ND MISSED REALITY CHECK)


Dream #2 Sniff her shoe?

Im now with Noemie Lenoir (a French supermodel) We are sitting down at a cafe and asks me if i would like to sniff her shoe? (3RD MISSED REALITY CHECK) I remember telling her that people were around and i might get in trouble (WHY WOULD I EVEN SAY THAT!?!?!?!?!?) She puts her shoe on the table and says something about the birds will smell it later. WTF!? (4TH MISSED REALITY CHECK)

Dream #3 Charlie Sheen.

Im with Charlie Sheen in a hotel, and he mentions to me that he has Kristie Ally tied up in the back room about to tickle her feet. WTF!? (5TH MISSED REALITY CHECK)
We head to the back room where she is tied up in a chair, and he just starts tickling away at her bare soles. I watch the dream fades and i wake up.


Im obviously very dissapointed at myself! I don't even feel like even writing the other nonsense i dreamed about. Lets just say it was even more stupid then this shit i dreamed about! Damn...well some intense subconscious training, and plenty of reality checks are in the works for me tonight!

My dream recall has been poor lately. I'm glad to finally have some odd dreams for this DJ. This is my most random dream so far.

I was at school sitting on a bench and waiting for my bus to arrive. I had absolutely no clothes on (O_o). I got up and was about to walk somewhere when a random DC came up to me and said "Don't even try to hug me!"

I can't really remember what happened after that.

DCs can be so silly sometimes.

I had this dream when I was about 5. I was in my house. I walked into a room and there was a Macintosh computer on a desk. As I approached it, a message box came up with a picture of a bomb, accompanied by a female robotic voice speaking in a foreign language. I ran.

The rest of the dream is a complete blur.

I had a (kind of) false awakening in a non-lucid dream. Not sure if this would be considered a false awakening or not, though.

Keep in mind that this was a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago. I'm shocked I still remember it.

I was dreaming. That's all I really remember. I dreamed of waking up, but some odd things were happening. Everybody's power was flickering on and off. The rest was really fuzzy.

All I remember is that everybody's lights were flickering on and off, and making some clicking noise as they did. It wasn't really a nightmare, just some odd dream.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, I have a feeling I was slightly lucid for a few seconds during this dream!

Well, I can't recall any dreams, since I slept restlessly the whole night due to my stuffy nose. So I'll just use yesterdays. Sometimes I have really out of the blue dreams that just have absolutely no connection to my life and just confuse me when I wake up, but whatever, here goes.

A girl from a my school finds a way to fold clothes, and that's somehow relevant for some kind of school field trip. So my health class (health class?? How??? Why??? I are confuse) goes on a field trip to buy suits, which also confuses me, the girl is on the trip but she isn't even in my health class. So I enter the store and I remember the store from another one of my dreams. It's kind of a mix of a clothes store, whole foods, and 7-11 (google the middle one if you don't understand, it's just a grocery store.) but it also had a very warehouse-ish feel. I end up buying some binder instead of a suit which confuses me even more. I was sick on that day too, but I at least had dream recall, so that'll have to suffice.

Black means non lucid
Red means dream characters talking
Green means notes

Notes: Stayed up late because of my cousin visiting. Did not get much sleep soo here it is.

Dream #1 Earn some fast cash.

Im in some building talking with a group of men in suits asking me to do a job for them.
I was wearing a suit as well. I think one of the guys looked like Robert Deniro, was telling me that i could earn some fast cash if i do this job. (forgot what the job was)

Dream #2 Wayne brady wants to interview me.

Im sitting down with some executives in some lounge and Wayne Brady says to me..
"You know, you will be great for the show." I mean you have so much charisma, just give it some thought ok?
I ponder the thought, and tell them i have better things to do. (possibly with dreams)

Dream #3 So many missed dream cues.

Im in my 2nd home watching Jenny Jones. (1st missed dream cue) Im now outside washing my hair??? (WTF 2nd missed dream cue) Im now at some park giving this 70 year old lady a foot massage. (WTF 3rd missed dream cue) Im now in my current home in the kitchen looking for something to eat, and past by some cookies that say.."Lucid dream cookies, the cookies of your dreams." (Seriously subconscious, 4th missed dream cue) And finally, im at some car show talking to Rosie perez about lucid dreams,
And she insists..that we are not dreaming the whole time im explaining to her about dreams! (Final missed dream cue)

Notes: Wow, i missed so many dream cues. I am very dissapointed with myself in this dream. Well my cousin leaves tommorow, so i have to be a good host. So hopefully i can rest early tonight!

Something about trying to go fishing, and stopping a prediction machine!? Wtf

Same story as past few days, recall stays pretty poor, but so does my general imsomnia. Anyway, here's another "classic" dream, or more like "WTF?" dream. Short one because I'm feeling lazy.

Wardrobe Malfunction Times Ten
Date: June 10th, 2009
Lucid: No

I was sitting at my computer, as usual and my little sister was watching Disney Channel, as usual as well. Some kind of concert was starting. Miley Cyrus and some other girl were performing. Ryan Seacrest was the host. Ryan got really excited for some reason and started screaming and shouting in excitement. Even my sister was amazed how he shouted.

Then Miley and the other girl comes into the pictures and I'm astounded. She had only some black, too small bikini on and they were somehow wrong - the nipples were showing. I guess it could have been erotic, but I was too confused by the sight to even think anything like that. WTF? How could anything like that happen?

Something happened and the Miley had changed her clothes - this time to a white, beautiful princess dress. Except that the dress had no top, her breasts were completely exposed this time. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

Now the real worrying thing here is that I saw a dream that had Miley Cyrus and Ryan Seacrest in it. Disturbing times...

I'm in a war...reminds me of world war one. I don't know exactly how many people are with me, but I'm working in tandem with one other guy. I'm a decoy of sorts. As I peg off people out in the open, he waits around a corner. If any of my shots miss, then I run back and he takes them out.

This works pretty good for the duration of the dream, until this huge guy comes around the corner. He's muscular, about 8 feet tall and he's wearing a camouflage tank top. He doesn't carry any weapons, and nothing's having any effect on him. This guy is like a slow moving brick wall, and after putting my entire clip in him, he's still coming at me. I duck around the corner, in hopes that my battle buddy would finish the job. He got off a few rounds before the guy grabbed his face and smashed him in the wall.

Dang, I think he knocked a couple of bricks loose with that attack. I don't see the rest of my squad, and something tells me running will only delay the inevitable. I grabbed my rifle by the barrel, and swung at him. He didn't even flinch when it cracked against his skull. The butt shattered into splinters, and I kept swinging the remainder of my weapon. He wasn't trying anything offensively...he was just standing there taking it. I hit him in the head once and heard something crack. I immediately followed that up with another. The cracking noise continued and made sounds as if I were breaking dishes. The scene started changing right before my eyes...slowly back and forth from war scene to my kitchen. In the kitchen scene I could see my cabinets and it looked like I was swinging at them.

Finally everything solidified and I was in the kitchen. Broken dishes everywhere....was I hallucinating? Sleepwalking? I checked my pockets, they had macaroni in the fifth pocket. I was wondering what the hell was I up to. And then I woke up for real.