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Even though I live in a student apartment, on the second floor, with my mate R, I'm far from a regular student. I always wear black suits on evenings, because that's when I go to my job, as a kidnapper, extortionist and blackmailer. I'm a professional, taking jobs only from a select few clients, and taking no risks.
This time, The Boss wants me to lean on the senator's son to make him influence his father to change his mind on a law proposal. I go to his house to talk to him. The senator's son, skinny guy with short hair and glasses, but a stone cold look on his face, comes willingly, so it's not like a regular kidnapping. However, he refuses to accept my demands. No threats can make him change his mind about this, he says.
Frustrated about not having a break-through, I call up my flat-mate R, to see if he has any suggestions. He says, "For influence, and to learn how to be cruel, there's a series of YouTube films you have to watch. It's called Happy Tree Friends. There you can learn how to be more cruel, so he will listen to you. Even show him the show, and that you like it, and he will understand that you have no mercy."
After watching Happy Tree Friends by myself a little bit, I take my laptop to the senator's son (who is now tied up in a safe-house somewhere), to show it to him. We both watch it together.
(The whole focus changes to the "full screen" episode on youtube.) In this episode, a cute, brown bear has set up a trap to catch a rabbit. It works, cutting in to the rabbit's legs as he is trapped in the metal jaws. He picks up the rabbit, laughing hysterically. He then pretends to set him free, only to catch him again. The bear now takes and axe and chops off limbs and parts of the rabbit's stomach.
"Do you believe me now?", I say to the senator's son, who is looking a lot more frightened. "You still won't kill me though," he says, and still refuses to change his mind.
I go back to the apartment, where I almost take a wrong turn into my neighbours apartment, which confusingly is behind the doors of a lift, which I thought went upstairs. I go to my room, find my phone with a few text messages from The Boss, which makes no sense. I text to him that there's a problem with the senator's son, and we need to meet.
The Boss comes to my apartment, accompanied by his life guard. The Boss is a big, bald man in a black suit, smoking a cigar. He tells me, "If there's no way he will change his mind, get rid of him". "But I'm no hitman," I reply. "I don't care, just do it". The Boss is looking a bit annoyed now. I agree to do it, but not for free - I will charge him 450 extra for the killing.

Lucidity: 5/10
Vividness: 7/10
Length: ~10 Min.

Lucid Dream #6:
I was in a giant open area and there were buildings, I don't know how I became lucid. I found out that this girl named Maddy was in a small locked room because she would hurt people if she got out. I had the key. Somehow she got out and she was wearing her school uniform, from school. I almost gave her a key. It looked like she wanted it so I wondered what would happen if I put it close to her. She slowly tried to grab it, wondering if I would give it to her. I took my hand away and said "no" she also said "no" and shook her head. They got her back in her room and I walked off. I wanted to know what was in my mind. So I walked away from the left of her cage and thought about trying to find Jake, my friend. But I decided that it was too complicated and found some guys yellow house. It was so small you couldn't even sleep in it. So I busted though his front window and he told me that he got it for his birthday. Then I looked down and found out that there was a roach crawling towards him. So I got out and looked around. Everywhere around me looked like sand and rocks. So I started walking again. While I was walking I found out that I had a lazy eye. Of course it wasn't real, but I still could. Somehow I ended back where I started, with Maddy. Then I started to wake up. So I took the few seconds I had and calmed down. When I woke up I didn't lift a finger. So I started to lucid dream again. I did my first successful DEILD.

Lucid Dream #7:
In this dream I didn't start out where I left off, I started out in the desert. But there weren't very many buildings. A few seconds into it and my eyes started to hurt, you know when you keep your eyes open for long enough they start to feel dry. That's what happened. I wondered if my eyes were still open? There was no possible way to know. I tried to wake myself up a few times but it didn't work. So once they stopped hurting I calmed down. So I started walking, somewhere and decided that I wanted to try sex again. So I wandered around and found out that I was in a swamp. I found a girl but she was ugly. So I carried on. I tried to make people appear by expecting them to but they didn't. I suddenly appeared in a forest naked with some other guy. He was naked too. For some reason he said he could use snippers for his dick. So I looked down at mine and it was long and skinny. I was like "It's more thicker than that." Then I could tell that I got a boner in real life because I felt all tingly and my dick became it's proper size. Then I lost lucidity and the dream changed. The End.

Had 3 viv dreams last night, all 3 of them occuring at school.

Not sure what order they came in but they were very short.

1 ) Sitting in English and my teacher looked at me and asked me if I wanted to go up and English class. His eyes were weird :S . I pondered this then said yes.

2) Sitting on these steps with my laptop and for some reason I swiped my credit card throught it and stuck it inside my laptop. These two girls came up to me and said, Why is you computer making so weird noises? So i gave my computer to her and she said "ahh there is a lose screw" I didn't believe her thought.

3) Some hot chick doing sexxyyyyyyyyyyyy stuff on her school desk in maths

I hang out with a girl whom I havn't seen since a couple of years back, Julia. We´re in an urban environment and we seem to get on pretty well with each other. She looks just as good as I remember, tall, fair and well shaped! Her mother works in a small store along one of the streets we're walking on so we decide to visit her. She start talking with her mother and they end up arguing over some money issues. The mother tries to give Julia som economic aid but she refuses to take them and starts to throw the bills out in the streets, even the high-value ones! I find this a bit unneccessary but I dare not to intercept since I'm afraid to end up in a fight with my newly found date.

I return to a city on a night bus, it's some kind of mixture of my home town and my university city. Sara R. from my uni class is with me on the bus. When disembarked, I go to a small crib somewhere in town and find my dad right outside the flat by his car, utterly surprised to see me. It's still nighttime.

Pops is a regular sign

Lucid Non Lucid

The world was flooded. I was turned into a half shark monster. This was after being in a fight with two of these 'monsters', there was also a female friend with me. I got 2 knives and killed one whilst my friend killed the other but not before i had 'turned'. I was still in control of myself. We moved onwards with an amphibious vehicle. We came to a bay with a lot of shark-like creatures. I jumped in with a light and started killing them all.

Hey all, I have just started this so it's a little bit incoherent.

Lucid
Non Lucid

dream recall is improving Also, fairly vivid colours and scenes due to WBTB at 4am.

Throwing blue smoke at an invisible person so [we?] can see him (and kill him??)

Baby sitting a 3 year old boy. He shows me a doll in the mirror that isn't there in real life. It is ugly as hell and is wearing a yellow dress. I grab it out of the mirror and squeeze it.

Leaves, cherry picker, 4wd, gutter

Running up many stairs in an outdoor tower/fort. running past backpacks which I know are useful. Possibly on a team with some people. Getting attacked by some brightly coloured animal with small pteradactyl wings [dog? jackal?]

maze building dark, fire torches

A little bit better of a night of dreaming. I got two decent recalls and I suppose that aint too shabby in the long run. Here they are:

I am witnessing this dream in 3rd person. There is this woman and she's a new employee in some sort of office environment. Everyone works at computers and I THINK it's some sort of call center. Anyways. She's massively disrespected by this one guy who seems to be the leader of the group. He's almost 30 years old, I remember him saying, and pretty disappointed with his life. Anyways. this dude is sort of a dick to this woman but she wants to be the best so she doesn't just give up. There's some sort of competition coming up, I'm not sure what they're doing, I just know that the man has a day or two head start on her because he cheated somehow. Somehow she evens up the score and manages to catch up. And then I flash forward in the dream to find out that the woman was tricked AGAIN and somehow still lost.

And then I'm in another dream. I work for some sort of grocery store but my shifts are awesome. I only work for a few hours every day and then I go to school. But my "school" is the same hours my REAL LIFE work is. Anyways I'm at work for some reason and I'm discussing hours with my manager. She looks like Sarah from Super Valu (my first job) and she's describing that somehow my hours got switched around and I'm allowed to take off whenever I want today. I appreciate that and decide to myself that I'll cut out about an hour early to give me time to eat a nice breakfast before school. For whatever reason I now am taking a tour around the store with Sarah in tow and we're going through all of these different meat sections and I'm describing them to her. We come across an aisle dedicated to already cooked bacon (that isn't in a package) and it's just hanging on different hooks. We do the same for turkey and ham, as well.

I hope I'm getting closer. Those two dreams were more vivid than I typed out but I, of course, was typing from a shaky memory as they were delayed recalls. Tonight I ate some banana before I hopped into bed and I'm taking my RCs more and more seriously. Hopefully this pans out some.

I had a dream about a girl. We went on a date back in middle school. It didn't last too long. I haven't really spoke to her since.
For the first time. I felt a real connection far deeper in which I've ever felt. It was as if we knew each other in another lifetime. It's really depressing to think how dull reality compares to our dreams. This connection... I doubt will ever exist throughout my life, that is depressing. Relationships don't last. What I'm looking for don't exist in this reality I suppose. In a movie. Yes, but not real life. I'm not that person, and society deemed me to not be that person. To be honest. I don't know what kind of person I am anymore. Let alone the fact that nobody cares.

Anyway, back to the dream. We were in a library. God, I hate school dreams. They never end. I hate school. They feel as if they will forever be a part of my life. Fuck that. Anyway, the librarian has a ring-tone which was a soundtrack from American McGee's Alice which I noted to her. She didn't really care. Woke up. The end.

Today, I didn't feel like doing anything. There's no one to talk to. Nothing to do. So, I slept the day in.

02.09.2010

Blast those dancers! (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had an odd night. I woke up a few times and dreamed odd stuff. I had a lucid. It was about time. I had been 4 days with no lucids.

Third:

I had a few things to do. I grabbed my car and I drove somewhere. I was waiting for my wife until I saw something odd and I decided to RC. I had six fingers. In addition, my fingers were small, smaller than usual, like half their real size.
As usual, I took flight to steblize the dream. I have been flying for a while. My lucidity was not great because I did not start a certain task like I always do but I followed the flow of the dream.

It was day and I was flying over downtown. I saw several skyscrapers and a few parks. I started to hear music. I found very disturbing that music and I remembered that it was the same music I heard while I was working at the Olive Oil store in the past. It was the dancers! I said to myself that it could be cool to blast them off, but I did not find it very important.

I landed close to the place were I heard the music. I was walking around downtown and it was pretty empty. I saw a couple DC and ask them if they knew where the dancers were. They indicated me. I saw some buildings. Those buildings were recalled from one of my childhood neighborhoods.

I took flight again and saw the dancers from above the sky. I tried to create an energy blast to throw it at them. I did not feel like I attempted really hard, so I failed.

I landed inside the room where the dancers were. It was like a ceiling-less bar location. I saw several tables around and a few DC, but not many. I was suddenly in another location and I was totally into the dream. I cannot remember this part well, so I am sure I lost lucidity at some point. I had some chit chat with this DC and we flew once more to the place where the dancers were. This guy had a lighter and some alcohol plus some paper. As I could not blast them, I though in making a fireball. I was worried if I was going to be busted and go to jail. I remembered I was dreaming and nothing could happen. I threw a few fireballs (made with the paper and lighter, not with my own powers) and threw it to the place. A fire started and everyone fled. I asked to the DC if the police would guess who it was and he said they would probably do.

I had a False Awakening in my room and I was next to my wife. She was waking me up because the clock was ringing. I wondered if what happened was real or not. I woke up for real.

Missed dream signs:
- Unknown.

Noticed dream signs:
- Something odd.

Reality check performed:
- Hand check (failed. Turned lucid)

02.09.2010

My droid phone was a worm pet! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had an odd night. I woke up a few times and dreamed odd stuff. I had a lucid. It was about time. I had been 4 days with no lucids.

Second:

I was playing a odd version of Worms Armageddon. The version was more colorful than the real thing. I played terribly bad. I hit the water with one of the worms while on the ninja rope and it died. When I attempted to try again, I fell from the roof to the water and lost another worm.

I had a worm pet inside my droid phone. My wife was afraid of it. I would put my droid phone on her hand and it would not move. I placed it on my hand and I could hear a female laughther and I felt tickling. The worm was moving and playing in my hand.

Missed dream signs:
- The whole dream... It was nonsense.

What I would have done if lucid:
- Head for a ToTY.

02.09.2010

Work and drinks. (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had an odd night. I woke up a few times and dreamed odd stuff. I had a lucid. It was about time. I had been 4 days with no lucids.

First:

I was negotiation with some folks about adding them to a list of work to complete. After I was done, I was outdoors with some Mexican people. We were at one's garage and we enjoyed a few drinks. I was having a great time but I needed to go back to work.

Missed dream signs:
- Unknown.

What I would have done if lucid:
- Unknown.

Type: regular dream.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

I was in my living room, properly lit from an unknown light source. The room was shaped like a pretty thick "L", with white walls, wood molding along the bottoms of the walls, and shiny dark brown hardwood flooring. There were two windows along the longer wall of the room; both had the same type of wood for borders as the molding along the floor. There was a pale red leather couch in the corner of the room on a diagonal, it would only seat one person because of its size. There was a small square-shaped, modern two-drawer wooden cabinet along the wall opposite of the chair. In the middle of the room was a coffee table with modern brass legs and an oval-shaped glass top.

The rest of the room was empty, except for me and a friend of mine. I knew her in real life. We had just walked into the room and she looked at me expectantly. Although I wasn't lucid, I suddenly got the idea to teach her some dream skills. "We're dreaming, did you know that?" I asked her. And she answered, "really?"

"Yes. Want to learn some cool stuff?"

"Sure."

"See that table?" I said, pointing to the coffee table, "look away from it." She obeyed and I continued to instruct. "Now, think of a package of candy. Expect it to be on the table as you turn around, visualizing it fully." At this point I was facing her and not the table. She turned around and walked towards the table; I looked at it and there was a few balls of chocolate on it. She picked one up and ate it. "Yum."

Where the heck was my awareness?

I had a dream off where my whole house was filled of baby bell chesse I love those things then I woke up

AUDIO-INDUCED LUCID DREAM EXPERIMENT ENTRY #2

Ok, I haven't stopped experimenting with this technique (which I'm now not so sure should be labeled CAN-WILD...more like EILD, since I modified things a bit) and I'm going to go on with trying an alarm that will play a sound sometime early in the morning that will cause me to lucid dream without WBTB. I have determined that this is the best possible way for me because it requires no daytime work and only a few minutes of bedtime preparation, plus I don't have to lose any sleep or sleep in late, so I can lucid dream every night once I get this down.

Since I've been gone a few days from the forums, I'll catch you up with a summary of the experiment thus far:

DAY 1: (NO LUCID)
~Determined that WBTB with the alarm woke me up far too much for method to be practical.

DAY 2: (NO LUCID)
~Slept through all alarms, although computer records proved them to have gone off properly.

DAY 3: (NO LUCID)
~Heard alarms while still in a dream; DC told me to listen up because he heard my lucid dreaming alarm playing...but I woke myself up rather than did an RC.

Tonight (Day 4) I'm going to try something slightly different. I think the alarm sound is just too closely related with waking up for me to use it effectively as a lucid dreaming tool. Instead I'm going to try an induction mp3 with frequently-playing recordings of a voice saying 'This is a dream', 'do a reality check now', etc. Instead of the flash-based timer I linked to in my last entry, I'll be using Cool Timer since it better suits my needs. I can set it to go off at a certain time and play the MP3, which I have listened to many times and very strongly associate with lucid dreams, and reality checking (rather than waking up).

The biggest challenge will be getting me to hear the MP3 properly. I've been using a set up where I run a headphone extension cord from my computer and then stick the headphones to the side of my bed (the bed frame is metal and the headphones are strangely magnetic ), but that was just for an alarm sound; I didn't need precision audio. This is different. I'll need to make sure that I can understand the voice without having it wake me up from being so loud.

Could take some experimenting...

September 2nd: I was in an apartment room that was mostly brown (like light brown walls and brown couch) with some other teenage kids that were slightly larger than an average teen (in weight) they appeared to have some metal band t-shirts on that i don't remember. but two of them held mtn dew distortion in 2 liter bottles one of the kids had cargo shorts that were dark blue and he had long, frizzy, brown hair. I asked them where they got it from. and then i thought about how i would get to the store, even though i never been to the neighborhood i was thinking of.

phase 2: I was at a hotel swimming with a group of people in what appeared to be a normal indoor pool. but the ceiling was at least 20ft up the room felt massive. but at one point it was apparently a girls only swim so I swam to an area of the pool that inclined down and went underground. i followed it slowly and it lead to the boys locker room. there were people obviously changing. I went up to a locker and stared at it for a second. (the room was pinkish and had green lines on the wall) I then walked back and went through the otherside of the locker room and went through a short circular water tunnel. It had lead me to a huge set of ivory stairs and some form of wealthy congregation at the bottom on the stairs headed to the left. I knew it was a wealthy event because of the area and the clothes people wore like dresses and suits. I remember one young woman that had brown hair and she wore a silk silver dress that shined lightly she had a fit figure as well. I decided to head to the Right. on the right there was an incline to another area; there was also a white overpass that had stairs on both sides up high as if it were a bridge to somewhere else in the hotel. I kept walking the incline and as soon as i got up I saw a purple and orange sky which seemed very surreal i then got up and saw an above ground swimming pool that was also in ground because it was cemented in. there was a lounge area with tables and umbrellas and then also a bar. the floor was tiled in a checkered form(not fully but sort of) I think. I stood by a guy I did not know at the pool Then apparently over in the lounge section there was a man in a suit that killed another man by breaking his neck. the dream then transitioned to the next phase

* note phase 2 and 3 went together sort of
phase 3: the next phase introduced the people who were wanted by showing their faces the only memorable figure was the girl who had stolen black goggles and had done something else. it showed her (she had brown slightly wavy hair and a nice body. i thought she was hot until later.) wearing black goggles and she had picked her nose randomly. it then switched to her wearing white shades in the sunny daylight, then the sight of vision moved and it paned in on a pool there were the three of the criminals playing a game with inner tubes to get the inner tubes farthest in the amoeba shaped pool. The day was sunny and i stood and observed until pool goers got pissed at the criminals and then a white lawn chair with purple stripes was thrown into the pool. i dove in and went under the chair. apparently one of the bad people in the trio jumped on the chair and i felt the pressure of his weight on my back i didnt wanna die so i fought back but eventually I woke up