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I'm at a campsite.. something very Boy Scout-ish going on... I'm sitting at a picnic table with M. He's rapping, but I'm watching it as a video.. hard to explain. I feel really annoyed with him. I want my mom to see how much he is annoying me, but when she comes over to see, she thinks it's funny. I look over to the right and I see M's friend MG sitting on the ground, really serious, and he has blood dripping out of his mouth.

I'm going through this maze. Not in a particularly surreal way. It was like the ones that are made out of hedges. And there are other people there. And it c
kind of transforms into a kids playhouse type thing (a bit like the kids tv show fun house). Still in kind of maze form, but there are multiple tiers.
Next dream
My dad's got a 4 by 4 convertable (do they exist? i don't know). And he's driving down to the end of simon's way (finney lne end). James and Ann-Marie are with us. Then we get out and James starts speaking about his frustration with Wayne's cousin- Luke (who he doesn't actually know, at all, in real life!). and Luke was complaining about not being able to claim dole money, even tho he's working. And
james was saying how he doesn't do that much work.
Then Ann'Marie and i are at James' work in this big warehouse. And she decides we play a game whereby we pick up stuff from the warehouse to symbolise a famous person's name. One of the things Ann-Marie picks up is some bacon. And the name of that person was Sir Francis Bacon. ????
Next dream
I fall out with Wayne about not doing stuff together. And i say it's because i don't have alot of money. I said i'd been to see united about for or five times this season. And he said he phoned me up hinting to go a number of times and i turned him down. But at that stage i had no money.
i remember saying to him "i can't spend money i haven't got!". And my mum was there for some reason.

So I finally had my first lucid dream... I think. It's sort of the same situation as my false awakening, as I'm unsure if it actually happend the way it's supposed to happen.

I was running down the street, away from my friend, travelling south. We were just playing a game, but I as outrunning her. I made it al the way to the end of a very long street and decided to go back. But I didn't want her to see that I was making my way back so I decided I would run East, then North, the West and go in a big square to get back. The idea was to get back before she does so that I can surprise her.

I turned east and ran until the next block, then turned north. I found myself in a forest. The sign said 'Elephant Forest'.
I was wondering why it was called Elephant Forest when I saw a wall of trees in front of me. It looked like the forest just stopped and gave way to air not too far ahead. There was a sort of doorway of trees that looked out of place ahead of me. They were all lined up too close together to be accidental.
I walked between them and into the doorway they made. I stopped suddenly, realising that after the doorway was a huge drop. I was standing on the top of a masive cliff and down below I could see the forest continued.
I had an amazing view of the whole landscape and to the horizon. In the forset below, there were two different kinds of trees. Trees with dark green leaves and trees with light green leaves. Most of the trees were dark, but the ones that were light were places perfectly to make the shape of an elephant.

I backed away from the edge and turned around. It was becoming dark and I was tired from running. I decided I was probably going to fall asleep.

This is when I entered the second dream.
I woke up in the back of a car. There were two DCs in front and one to my left. I recognised the one ot my left, but can no longer recal who they were. For whatever reason, I decided to try my reality check and was able to push my left index finger through my right palm. It felt very strange to be doing that. I turned to the person I knew and asked, 'Is my friend chasing me still?'
'Yes' He replied.
'Is this a dream?'
'Yes'.

(What I did not realise at the time was that I was in two dreams. I thought the forest was reality).

I sat in the back of the car and wondered what I should do now that I'm lucid for the first time. A voice came from behind me. A small, high-pitched voice, right at the back of my head. I turned around and found a small panel of the car seat to be removed. Inside looked like a mini version of an aeroplanes cockpit, maybe ust a little more futuristic. The voice I heard would have come from a person small enough to fit in the mini compartment, but there was no one inside. This distraction made me lose lucidity and I felt like I was watching myself, trapped behind glass, unable to control anything.
The person next to me held both my hands. He held up my right palm and pushed my left index finger through it. Once again, I realised it was a dream and became lucid, thanks to this DC.

I was not lucid for very long before I woke up on the forest floor. I was convinced that was reality since I was just lucid in a dream (I never thought my first lucid dream would be inside another dream). I woke up as soon as I stood up.

I woke up around 3am and remembered parts of three seperate dreams from that night. I wrote them down in my drowsy state and can't quite recall the squiggles I put on the page. This is what I can translate:

A girl I work with owns a dragon (apparently this is common knowledge).

Later, while giving birth and my colleague goes away for a long time. She is very upset, so I house sit for her and run her errands, etc. She leaves some money behind.
She has had the dragon and it's babies encased in bronze.

Eventually, the dragon wakes up and Anne comes back. We all celebrate.

Afterwards, Anne looks for the money she left behind and acuses me of stealing it when she can't find it. I let her think I did for a moment before I show her what I bought her. I don't know what it is, but I bought it as a present (presumably with her money).

I am very excited to play with the dragon.

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I'm at a school disco and need to charge my phone. I plug it into the main computer system, off of which the music and music videos are playing. The contents of my phone are now shown on the large screens for everyone to see. In my phone history, they find a porn site and I am very embarrassed. No one yet knows it's my phone but I decide to sit in the corner and wait as they'll soon find out.

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Someone at work points out a hickie/love bite on my neck and I laugh, telling them I'm surprised they're the only one to notice it.

I am watching a family friend play a video game on the TV. He is being selfish and not letting me play. He is playing really well and it looks like fun.
Finally, when it's my turn, he doesn't let me continue onto the new levels but instead, I have to replay the levels he already did.
I pick up the controller, which was a large, plush pig with playstation-type controls on it's belly.
The character on the TV looks like Conan the Barbarian and fights with his hands.
I try to control him like my friend did, but for me, the character is slow. He is doing everything in slow motion and I cannot pass the first part of the level.

A few dreams that I liked from the last few days

2/12-13. 130. 8. Somewhere camping? Have an RV. There’s a group of us. Then a porcupine comes out and is following me because it likes me, but I’m trying to keep away from it so it doesn’t stick me. Try to get onto the RV, but another guy is trying to do the same


2/11-12. 1030. Going to Yellowstone but it’s in Alaska. Coastline looks like Unalakleek, AK coastline (see it as we fly in, but looks like I see it from space). Go to a National Park and it has a huge crystal blue lake, very round. Visitor center is a tall building that is a mile high. Sean is there. We’re talking to the information desk person and I lean on the glass window to look outside and realize I’m afraid of heights, become anxious. I buy a glove for some reason, but it’s just one. Later (in a darker room a few floors below the information desk floor) I try to buy a set of gloves but they cost $65. Mom is there and tell her the price


2/10-11. 1130. 410. Riding bikes. Almost out of gas, but have enough to get home. On the freeway, then bike cuts out so I pull over where there’s an onramp. Sitting in the area between the the onramp and freeway. Vinny and Paulie from OCC are with me. “It’s riding funny.” Vinny is kind of mad. My bike has ape hangers. I’m able to loosen the bars by twisting the screw that tightens them. Paulie jokes and calls his friend to help out. Vinny shows me a shop he bought called Lipps ‘Lectric (or ‘Lectrical). A little rundown looking and in what looked like an older part of the town. Was like The Showcase at some point, and then I’m in it and there’s some girl talking about the best played here and kids would get punched in the head. Punk scene. Area was familiar from another dream

I was in my room with this girl I'm pretty attracted to sitting on an air mattress while she was on my bed. We ended up hooking up, and It wasn't as good as I imagined it would be with this girl, and after I was called downstairs. I was looking for my clothes, but it was too dark, so I tried to turn on the lights, but of course the light switch didn't work. I wish I had make the connection between the light switch not working and the dream world, but no luck. Then two cats brushed across my leg and walked into my room as I was leaving and started eating the crumbs out of an empty pizza box that was apparently there the whole time.

We were having a conversation, yet she was the only one doing the talking. It was like she knew what I was thinking and responding to that.

Last night was a blur. Never had more than one or two false awakenings at a time, but I had three.

Awake Non-lucid Semi-Lucid Lucid

I'm sitting on my old computer. I'm on some sort of girly chat website. The screen is lit up in pink and white. Some of the girls have left mean comments.

I wake up. I keep my eyes closed, hoping for a DEILD. But what's that buzzing noise? No, it's not a buzzing noise, it's a kind of beat. That's not normal. I open my eyes. My bed is in the wrong place in my room, and my computer's on. I RC several times, now knowing i'm dreaming.

Everything's blurry. The left side of my vision is upside down. What the fuck? I can't move very much. This isn't good at all. I manage to sit up, and try to shake the heaviness off.

I wake up again. Again, I keep my eyes closed. But there it is again, that beat. I sit up, my computer's on. What? Ok, I'm confused. I RC, breathing through my pinched nose. I stick my finger through my palm, to be really sure.

I jump through my wall, and down stairs. My dad's next to the stairs, which is unusual. In my false awakenings, my dad is no where to be seen. He asks where I'm going. I ignore him and walk through the door, not bothering to open it. Once outside, the sun shining, I jump on top of my neighbors house. I run and jump to the next one. The houses are not in their usual pattern, but who cares.

I decide to see if I can summon Asher. I scream his name, looking around for him. In the field below, I see a dark clothed figure with black hair walking towards me. I grin, falling from the roof, and run up to him.

He turns. This is not Asher. He's pretty cute though. I get closer. "Kiss me?" I smile, winking.

Several moments later, my dad interrupts us. He grabs my arm, leading me away. I shout at him, but am curious to where he is taking me. I remind myself not to get too carried away by the dream, and to stay lucid.

He opens up a sportscar door. When I get it, he turns to me and says "Listen young lady, that is unacceptable, kissing random boys!"

I snigger. "This is my world, I could burn you to the ground and then go have sex with that boy if i wanted to."

I wake up. I'm paranoid about false awakenings now. Once up, I find once again that my computer is on. This time is plays music. I RC, making sure, and then leap through my window. This doesn't take me to my garden, but to a railway track in the middle of a yellow field.

I jump up, my town surrounds the field. As I fly, I make myself lighter, so it feels more floaty. Why not try something new? What about... Wings?I create wings, expanding several feet out of my back. Looking at them, I see that they're a light grey. I flap, but find it quite difficult to adjust too. Maybe I'll do this another time, and let them disappear.

I want to jump off something. Freefall. Isn't that one of my goals? Yes, it is! I look around. Nothing is high enough.

I was about to create a skyscraper, but woke up (for real this time).

My dream recall last night was pretty poor, I think I was excited after my first two nights of simultaneous lucidity.

However for the first time I set my alarm for a WBTB scenario. I awoke at about 6am and forced myself to keep my eyes open for 2 or 3 minutes. When I got comfortable and started trying to WILD the initial results were very promising. I experienced the ringing in my ears which indicates an oncoming lucid dream with a matter or minutes but for some reason I couldn't quite fall into an actual lucid dream. Still, very happy with this progress on my first attempt, not sure about the exact timings for the future as it took a while to get to sleep but I'll definitely be trying this again as soon as possible.

Only a couple of dream fragments to report other than that. One of which is a very vague recollection of there being a war scenario involve some sort of vehicles. The other is a snipper of my old geography teacher sitting at the a table by a pool in which I recognise to be a vegas-like hotel. He was lecturing myself a couple of others on how war is essential to the world economy and how without it the world would simply crumble. Although I remember this vividly, the fragment only lasted a matter of seconds.

Not sure how well I will progress over the next couple of days as my girlfriend is down and being in a single bed it is difficult to record dreams without disturbing her. However I found that having a break usually helps when learning new skills, so hopefully I'll come back to this better than ever.

I'll record anything that I do happen to recall from pure memory.

I had a really weird dream last night; I was underground, but when I looked out of the windows(It had windows) it was actually above ground. I met a lot of people, but I don't remember any of them.
Anyway, as I was saying, I was in this underground hallway, which was basically an endless hallway containing all sorts of odd shapes(In the walls, too).

I remember more of this dream than of yesterday's, which is good I suppose, maybe I might even recognize a character in my dreams soon.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a single long weird dream last night. And ofcourse I'll share it with you guys!

22.30: Sleep

05.10: Drinking with my brother
My brother's been playing CoD or something similar. He asks me if I can take care of his character for a while. "You need to play for me so that my position in the ladder will stay the same" he tells me. We get on facebook and I try to look up a club called "GM" but I keep getting on some blonde girls page. Martin shows me a few pictures of a party he had with his friends a while ago. All of them has rastafari hair and I find it quite strange. Suddenly I'm at a table at some kind of bar, and one of his friends starts talking to me. He has a pink shot he is about to take. My brother introduces him to me. "This is "Cheap-Johnson, he's the cheapest person ever!". His friend laughs and downs the shot, quite drunk already. I spot some left and I decide to take it. "Hey! That was mine" he tells me. Cheap bastard. It tastes just like the "Pink elephant" drink.

I get up and walk over to the bar. I start talking to two French guys. They're speaking English about a particular individual, in a very thick, French accent. "He smells terrible" one of them tells me. They debate in French for a while. "He scientist, he smells terrible, been scientist for two years" he tells me and holds two fingers up. "Wear too much perfume". I agree, and get self-conscious as I know I've got some on me aswell. "They must mean alot of it" I think and leave them where they are.

Some new guy shows up and takes my seat. "That's my seat dude" I tell him. "So?" he looks at me defiantly. I can't be arsed to argue over a seat, and I head for the toilets. My brother, thinking I'm about to cry, follows me. "Don't worry about it Matte!" he tells me and puts a hand on my shoulder. "Great, now they will really think I got sad" I tell him and wash my face, which is all I intended to do. We head back and the guy who took my seat gives it up with a laugh. "Just fucking with ya". I stay at the bar and look for Monica. I find her next to my seat. "Do you want a drink?" I ask her. She nods and I order a sweet milk drink. "Wait! I want a Cola" she tells me. "Too late!", everyone laughs. She's bleeding nosebleed for some reason.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6½ hours

Supplements: 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Please give me summer, I'm sick of the cold weather. Also I'm thinking of changing my dreamgoal now. Telekinesis isn't as fun as it used to be, and I don't get butterflies in my stomach when I think about it anymore. I am thinking of trying to summon a companion, my mom's previous dog (Ozzy) or her current dog (Igor). Both rotweilers. What do you guys think? Please comment.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

Feb 14, 2011. Valentines Day.

I was a small child in school.

Our assignment was to bring in a can of food.
When we got back from lunch, our teacher had put all the cans onto our desks, and asked us to guess what was in the cans before opening them.

Everyone took their turns, and everyone was wrong.

Mine had a tomato soup label, but inside was pineapple.

The teacher called everyone's attention after we were done, and she said: "All right, everyone. Never forget what you learned here today; because just like these cans, you can never judge anyone or anything by the label, or the amount of dents on the outside. You can never truly know about anything, without first seeing what it's like on the inside."

Everything fades to black, and I wake up.

Went to bed and put on the Binaural Beats I had downloaded using headphones. It took me a while to get to sleep

I woke within a dream, in my bed with the Binaural still playing. I took the headphones out but the tone was still there. I could not hear much and therefore assumed that sleeping with the tone had made it stick in my ears/mind and I was effectively deaf and could just hear this tone.

There were 2 TVs on the floor, to the right of my bed. I got down to floor level, they were cctv screens on multi shot mode, with various screens showing different cameras. Some of the images were... my parents garden looking from the bush to the garage, works yard area and a hotel lobby with a woman wearing only a pair of knickers and long hair looking troubled. I tried to find an image of the flat and may or may not have found one. I remember I turned the volume down on both TVs as it was too loud, I also remember losing the channels the cctv images were on, I believe the channels went from 0-64.

When I turned around I noticed my bedroom door was wide open and I was naked looking at these TVs. I went out to the lounge to see Sam, Marek, Tom B, Anthony and Egon Spengler. I tried to say hi to Anthony but he was busy so I didnt. I asked to see Sam in private to tell her what was going on and we went to her bedroom.

Although I didnt invite Egon, he entered the room. Marek also entered the room and had fungus, like small mushrooms all over his chin. I remembered in the dream that they were no where near as bad as they were before (this 'before' does not exist) but it could be because marek was actually Marek/Ben R. Marek asked if I wanted to go for a beer some time, I probably said yes. He leaves the room. I then told them what I had done and how the tone was still in my head and I couldnt get rid of it. Egon was talking science to me, I dont think I understood it. Sam said "should you not go and see your specialist about this" I dont know if I replied. I was sitting on Sams bed at this time. Sam was then across the other side of a motorway with no cars on it. There were Blues and Greens within the space. I tried to turn this down (unsure of meaning) so I reached for the Sky remote to my left and attempted to turn it down, the buttons were greasy

At this point I awake in real life to find the Binaural Beats still playing.

I am enjoying myself in the sauna and spitting, my finger is brown so I start to clean it in the washing room. The room is full of towels, and I need to throw towels onto a hook which is really high up near the ceiling. I need my dads help, but hes sleeping in another room. I go outside because Im waiting a guitar-riff from R's sisters. Its snowy and bright. I see them in a grey or white car driving by our house, I see J's face from the window. My mom comes out, and I am spinning on the ground strangely. We talk about actors. Suddenly Im one actor and Im cycling on the start of our street. Im wondering how much do I need practice and studying to become an actor. Im watching a bassist and a guitarist performing on a little stage. They are playing the song which notes I needed. Its pretty simple tune, but catchy. Theres also a drumkit in the background but no-ones playing it. Im watching them from abit above them. Theres also red curtains on the side of the stage.

I woke up today at 4:30am and took my G+C combo - 8mg+235mg respectively at around 5am. Went back to bed after eating a slice of cheese.

I have to consider this attempt a failure because though it felt somewhat promising, my punk kids woke up at around 5:30ish and disturbed the whole thing, so I couldn't continue (shakes a fist at said kids). I had to wake up then, and man was it a strange feeling to be awake on that stuff.

Exhausted, at around 11:30am I managed to steal a 2 hour nap while the kids slept. I tried a sort of WILD thing, trying to remain conscious with "1 I am dreaming.. 2 I am dreaming" as sleep came, but I found I was going in and out of remembering which number I was at. That happened about 3 times.
Then, in my dream, which was very very sexual in feeling, I gained some slight lucidity just before and during a really intense climax. I felt I had the choice to be lucid or go along with the dream at the time. I chose to be lucid, but go along with it. Thinking back on it now it was really strange as it wasn't a sexual scene, nor sexual things happening, but just the feeling was there.

After the climax I sort of lost my lucidity and dreamed a little while longer before waking up. So I guess it was a half success, with a pretty nice side benefit included!