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I was in the backyard at my dads house with my brother and my cousin. There were two pools instead of one. My cousin and brother kept jumping over the first pool and landing on the concrete between the first and second pool. I didn't get why they were, but I knew they were doing it on purpose.

Had a frag where I was about to cook but I realized I had been eating chicken and mixed vegetables for three days in a row. Nathan made an appearance and borrowed a 5 for the snack machine.


I'm in the desert and I'm trying to park my car. For some reason I do it with a remote from someone else's car. The controlls get jacked up and the car goes flying down the interstate. Micheal Strahan is there and he's telling me some hind sight crap about how I shouldnt have done it.

I also remember seeing Acatalephoc...I just don't remember why.

And watching a SNL skit that involved lots of sex and coke.

08.01.2012

Escape + Beached Gorrilla (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID
This is the first new entry in my dream journal since 2009. I am trying to get back into it. No lucids here but I know it is only a matter of time if I stick with it.

I live on a world that has been entirely taken over by fascists - typical arrogant long-black-coat wearing military types. Anyway there is a resistance movement but it is too dangerous to be organised - even talking in code is immediately noticed so we communicate using only eye contact, and then only when it is safe to do so.
So, I do this really dangerous sabotage on one of their bases, involves really risky sneaking about. I do it and get away but before I am clear they notice the sabotage and begin hunting for the culprit. I am running across country trying to cover as much ground as possible but I have been cut and am bleeding, and they are using dogs. I feel I will be caught even though I am using tricks like running along shallow rivers and stuff - I feel they are toying with me. There is a lot more to this dream, I get harboured by this big community - lots of kids running around, and I employ someone to fix up a shelter I have acquired, but it is just fragments.


I have a few other interesting dreams, but I cannot remember more than fragments, so I try WBTB, and have this dream...

A huge (almost king-kong size) gorilla had become beached (as in like a whale) after a fight with something - a shark maybe - anyway it had a bad injury to it's head, but it is concious and sitting up. I was sort of watching all this from a distance but there was a news reporter narrating details. Apparantly the gorilla's head injury is so bad there is a hole to it's brain and they are going to use a precision guided missile to cauterise it (the gorilla is too dangerous to get close to). I think, 'WTF?', and I go to the BBC website to see if this is for real (duh!) There is a big list of reasons why they have to close the hole in it's head before they can release it back to the wild - it might put something in and damage it's brain, or another gorilla might, or it might get infected, there was a big list of daft reasons but I can't remember.
Anyway, I watch this procedure and it works - they fire the missile from a helecopter and the hole gets sealed.
I think it is really cool how they did this.

Once again, I went to sleep listening to some binaural beats from ninjasleeper. Vivid dreams again, I think this one was like an hour long.

Dream
I'm on a planet that looked like Felucia mixed with Iacon from Transformers. It was futuristic and organic so I named it Cyber-Fungal, it was a bit of a jungle tbh.

I was with two other people, one was a girl who looked like Max from Batman Beyond and one could've been Gandalf but I get a strong feeling it was Jack Bauer, the girl could change into water which came in handy wbecause most of the dream involved us going through sewers and pipes. The man didn't have any powers I don't think but he was the leader so I followed him.

We got to a section of the city which was high up, probably a roof or fire escape. The girl had died I can't remember how but she was gone. Me and the other guy saw a huge Chinese/Taiwanese puppet/toy in the sky, it was huge and its fingers were connected to the city. I'm guessing it was the thing we had to free the people from.

Being severely outmatched we called it a day and retreated.
Still, shoulda gone lucid, especially being on another planet.

Last night I had a lot of beers. I got home pretty drunk and didn't expect to remember any dreams tonight. I tried to meditate, but it was no use at all. I woke up in the morning, but I didn't have to get out of bed yet. I decided to snooze for a bit, fell asleep and got the following two dreams:

Dream one
I was riding a bicycle and for some reason knew that I was dreaming. I forgot why and it never happened to me before, so I was quite surprised. I did a RC by pinching my nose and it worked! I was actually dreaming! (This is the first lucid dream I can actually remember having in detail)

I was supposed to take a right turn, but I was lucid now so I could do anything. I noticed a brand spanking new Porsche on the side of the road and decided to take it. When I entered the car, the owner came up to me to cause trouble. I tried to dismiss him by telling him to go away. It didn't work, I guess I don't have full control yet. The owner tells me 'I'm a figment of his imagination', obviously something I've read here. I don't care about him and drive away.

Immediately there are police cars everywhere. Awesome. I wasn't sure if they were after me, but it didn't really matter to me. I drove pretty fast although I didn't pay any attention to other traffic. At this point I thought I maybe had to stabilize the dream by using all my senses. So I started to feel the textures of the car. And that's all I remember. The dream probably stopped there.


Dream two
I was lying in bed in the same room I fell asleep in. But it was pretty obvious that I was dreaming. The bed was bigger, the room had a bigger window, the sheets were softer and it was very very bright. I did the nose pinch RC to confirm I was dreaming, it worked. I looked outside the window and noticed something floating through the air. It was some kind of receipt, floating on the wind. It looked very real and made me think that I was watching some 3D movie or something. I don't know why.

The receipt floated through my window and into the room. It looked very peaceful and relaxing. This was a very vivid dream. Too bad that I was alone in this bed. I tried to imagine another person with me to share the experience with, and it partially worked. But I guess it was too strong, because as soon as it started to work, my dream was over.

12.07.2009

Weird Marina Dream (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I am by the sea, some kind of marina. A beautiful sunny day, blue sky and sea. Lots of people in the water, swimming, small boats, peddlos, and dingys and such like.
I am like a third persom flycam or something - I don't remember having a body and my perspective is panning and zooming over and in amongst it all.
There is this big afro guy with dreadlocks and a bright spandex type swimsuit. He is becoming the centre of everyones attention. He is wearing these skates that are like mini jet-skis, some new invention. He is skating on the water posing lots and impressing everybody, I think he must be making an advertisment for those new skates or something but I think he is actually being a bit dangerous and people are getting a bit pissed off with him after a bit of his antics....I wake up...

#1
I was in a car with my dad. I was the driver. We were arguing about something

#2
2 woman stood in front of a freezer and were talking about the food in it in. The same conversation was repeated in French, Dutch and English.

#3
I was standing at a bus stop, surrounded by many people. I looked at the sky and saw a moving black spot. First I thought it was a plane but after observing it for a while, I realized it was a dragon. The people around me commented on it: "Look, a dragon!", "Oh my god", etc.
I thought it was strange and said out loud "It must be a dream."
Everything turned black and it felt like I was going to wake up so I rubbed my hands that I could no longer feel.
I saw a hallway for a few seconds but it disappeared again. I tried spinning but it didn't have any effect whatsoever because the dream turned to 3rd person perspective and I couldn't percieve my body.

I could feel the transition from dream to wakefulness and remembered to try to have an out-of-body experience.
I tried phantom wiggling and straining the brain. It worked after 3 seconds. (techniques from School of Lucid Dreaming by Michael Raduga)
I couldn't see anything but thought it would be better to be able to move first.
I tried to pull myself backwards out of my body (I slept on my stomach). I got stuck at my waist so I tried turning myself around. I now faced the ceiling but got stuck at my waist again. I tried creating vision and it worked. It was still very dark and I saw a shade drifting above my head. It felt like it had already followed me for a while but that in real life I simply couldn't see it.
I got a little scared because I didn't expect it to notice me. I closed my eyes and tried levitating and sinking below my bed.
It didn't work so I decided to wake up so I wouldn't forget the experience.

Here is another day with no dream recall. When I woke up this morning I thought I remembered something, but my kitty wouldn't let me focus on it long enough to get hold of the memory. Oh, well... that's the cost of waking up next to a cute face each morning... and it's sooooo worth it!

This is a near-exact copy of the text in my journal

WITAT:
Third person dream.

Lucid Dream
"Clarity!"

Thanks.

Once again, lazy.

This dream I think started out with me going down some neighbourhood on my bike, riding down the hill. The trees were pretty brown, in the sense that even the leaves were brown too. In fact, there was a lot of brown, like New Vegas a lot. I don't remember how, but I became lucid. Did the usual stabilizing routine. Then I had decided to make the dream little more vivid by following advice from Facepunch's very own dream section. It was to yell clarity, but all it did was worsen my sight every time I did, to the point where I turned blind.

Thanks a lot -.-

This is a near-exact copy of the text in my journal

19th Oct

WITAT:
Church dream

Lucid Dream
It was night time and there was a rooftop party. A few seconds after it started, I heard my mantra. "Oh yeah" I said, following with me rubbing my hands. This time, I decided to try summon Oney, the closest person to being my sub. It did not work for a moment. I then tried to fly. Someone was watching and I was like, "Eff you!" and jumped, but never flew. Then I noticed Oney for a moment, but ignored her. I then tried to summon the keyblade (from kingdom hearts, again). Instead of the usual method, I tried to feel it and imagine it. Then there it was, in my hand. I had to hold it with 2 hands as it was massive. I then spent the rest of the dream swinging the keyblade around horizontally.

22nd Oct

I've named my sub and it agrees with it...

This, I have to comment. As I was writing this, I was baffled by the lucid dream, along with the next page. Of course, after a year and a third, it would occur differently to me. "I decided to try summon Oney, the closest person to being my sub" as I wrote this exact line, I was very confused. I remembered Oney being the name of my sub, but seeing "the closest person to being my sub" had me dumb struck. I remembered seeing a girl named Oneida in the dream. While thoroughly reading through the entry, I was still dumb, so I decided to continue writing it. Of course, I then realised, for this entry alone, I decided to call Oneida "Oney" just for the sake of being indirect, but the closest person to being my sub part still has me baffled.

Until today, I still call my subconscious Oney because sub is a pretty dull word, and plus, it's fun blaming stuff on it especially when it's a little personified.

This is a near-exact copy of the text in my journal

15th Oct

Dream 1
It started inside massive, but empty mall, possibly 20 stories high, and as big as 9 football fields. It had an apocalyptic feel. The movie theatre was massive. I went into a lift and just went down. I then entered a large, dark and empty car park.

Dream 2
It was now a zombie apocalypse, without the zombies. I was suppose to stay home in case of zombies.

17th Oct

"You know whats funny? You don't drive it"

Yeah... I was lazy...

The dream started on an air plane. I had no idea where we were going, and neither did I know who I was with. I don't know why, but I could see the cockpit and its window. Any ways, it was just some ordinary flight until it started going dangerously low for some reason. I was pretty scared. It was then about to crash on to a town of some sort. I started to freak out, begging for life's mercy to bring its grace. Surprisingly, it went back up into the air. More surprisingly, the air plane suddenly dropped and crashed. To me, it happened all in a flash. I was just there, a metres from the wreckage, unscathed and clean. Then suddenly, I was at school and I realised my mum died in the crash. It was depressing, not because she died, but because I didn't feel sad for her passing. I'm not sure what happened after; I think there was a plane at school cafeteria, and I might have mentioned what was in the quote.

This is a near-exact copy of the text in my journal

Lucid Dream
It started in a dark room. The only light was from a window and a computer. My phone started to ring. It was Vikram. I picked it up and listened to what he had to say. He said something about a man coming for me, and that the man had a facebook computer. For some what reason, I left the room. It was still dark. I don't know what I did outside the room, but I stood before the door later. I tried opening the door but someone small was keeping me out. I tried pushing through; I noticed my finger was being bashed to death, but never felt any pain. It finally pushed me away and I was like, "wtf". "I'm way stronger than that little piss," I thought. I immediately came to the conclusion that this was a dream. I did a reality check, but it failed, so I thought. "This is a dream and I want to stay in it," I said, rubbing my hands. I then stopped and close my eyes. "And behind me, will be my subconscious," I murmured. I then went blind and woke up shortly after.

sun January 7th 2012
0:00-9:00

Same thing as last night: no experiments, need sleep. Breathing & mantras.

1. I'm driving with my dad and my brother in a car. I'm not allowed to drive irl yet. My mom follows us on a scooter. I kinda suck at it: keep forgetting to cross intersections from the right lane, not using my turn signals. I also drove into a school, which was like a maze that I couldn't get out from. My biggest fear is that I won't be able to brake, because the pedal feels very hard, like I don't have enough strength to use it's full potential. I've had this dream 3-4 times now, this is the first time it got messy. I always take the same road, but this time I derailed from it.

2. Can only remember fragments from this dream. It's located in a cafe, especially in a room on the second floor with a balcony. Again I'm not sure what part I play. There is a tall woman, she's probably the waitress. There is an older lady (she must be the owner). There are two guys (they must be the ones running the bar for the older lady), the younger one is more handsome - he's the one the girl is interested in. The guys leave for some time and when they get back in their American-type convertible, they enter through the backdoor. It's a black steel plate with a white painting on it: like a ghost or a witch. Upon return they discover that the younger woman had a child. The kid is in a buggy on the balcony. The woman died her hair to a dark color (I'm not sure how it was before, though). She's pleading the younger fella to have another kid with her. He tells her this bar is no place for a child. She points out that her current child is just fine here (the one on the balcony, with a ridiculous name I can't remember: something like Butter or Sunflower).

Note to self: STAY IN BED. SAY: "WHAT DID I JUST DREAM?"

The dream began with me, my mother, father, two older sisters, their kids, and grandparents all dressed very nicely, being seated in what seemed to be an opera house-type auditorium. The giant red curtains were closed in front of us. There was orchestral music playing throughout the room. Everyone seemed excited. There were large, flowing white ribbons all around us, hanging from the ceiling. Someone was getting married.

The curtains opened up, and everyone clapped. Behind the curtains, though, was blackness. It was almost like the beginning of a movie, but we weren't there to see a movie. Suddenly, in some of the most vivid, extraordinary, magical detail I ever remember experiencing in a dream, bright green flowers and leaves began to protect themselves like holograms out from behind the stage, over the audience; like the beginning of a show. I would say the dream felt very realistic, but honestly, it was a feeling of hyper realism - this could never actually happen. Suddenly, the audience was being flown through a three dimensional holographic realm of an enchanted forest. If you've seen the opening of Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast,' I'd equate it to that.

Suddenly, the holographic opening was over, and the stage was set with rows of chairs on the left and right, and in the middle, a flowering arch. Underneath was a prince, wearing a white military uniform, holding a saber. A voice echoed through the room. "We will now seat the family of our most prestigious guests."

Then, people began to file in from back stage, sitting in the chairs on stage. Then, someone I thought I knew appeared. He had long, flowing Fabio-like hair. He was smug, arrogant, clumsy, and wearing an awful-looking vest. I felt inside that I... I absolutely hated him for some reason. Behind him was a very prim girl I understood to be his sister, and not his date, for some reason. Then, a wild, possibly retarded child followed her. He had dark red hair and very haunting eyes. Behind him was another girl, though much less attractive than the first, and she had black curly hair.

More people sat down, but I only seemed to care about these four, though. They were misbehaving and it was making me angry, because this was a big deal.

When the ceremony was about to start, though... I noticed I was nude. This should have been the obvious moment for me to have realized 'Hey. I'm dreaming,' other than the holographic forest experience, but... no. I stood up, but didn't want to distract anyone's view of the ceremony with my... well, nakedness. So I took a back route to a strange closet I found at the top of some stairs, in the back.

Inside was a change of clothes, fortunately, but they were gym shorts and a T-shirt; hardly proper dress for such a ceremony. One odd thing about the room, though; it was lined with at least a dozen old TVs... all playing infomercials. Shamwow, Chia Pets, OxyClean, all that kind of stuff.

It was at this point I began to fade back into reality.

I had left my television on, and the commercials playing in reality were leaking into my dreams because of the audio.

I woke up for good, and that was it.

Strange. I would love, love, love to see that holographic forest again, though. It was so... vivid. Unlike anything ever.

I haven't got to write this down till like 10 hours since I woke up because of work.

I'm in a room with two middle aged men, I'm holding a cotton bud. The man knocks it out of my hand, and the begin advancing on me (for some reason I know that because it was knocked out of my hand last, they want to hurt me) I shove the cotton bud into one of the two men's hands, and then knock it out. They begin fighting. I make a break for the door, when one of the men trys to stop me. I shove him forward forcefully, and open the door and find myself in the reception. The lady knows what's happend, but doesn't went the other people waiting to know, so she says sarcastically "seeing you had such a GREAT time, how about I book you in again for next friday?" I reply witfully with "How about you go f- yourself."
I pick up one of the phamlets of the table infront of her, and throw one at her like a ninja star to hold her back while I run for the door. I get out safely.

Next dream: I find myself at a table sitting down, and see a cane toad jumping around. I stand up, run towards it, and kick it. I see another one, that's facing me, and run up to kick that one too. I kick it, but I feel a burning sensation on me, and look down to see it's sprayed poison on me. That's when I realise I'm dreaming. I'm in one of those lame lucid's when you know you're dreaming, but you don't really think straight, and are not very aware. I try to stabalise by doing a reality check (face palm) and then shout "Lucidity, stablize." Everything is still blurry. I wonder what to do, I decide to drive a car. I jump into a car, and then it goes into third person view and I watch as the car continues forward. I wake up. (how gay)

Next dream: This one I don't remember very well. I'm at school, and I walk around for a fare while talking to people and stuff, and then I see my friend Jesse and say hey. Then I wake up. (It was longer than described, but I'm not to sure what happend )

Next dream: I don't remember this very well either, (this is irritating, I had perfect memory of them this morning..)
Something about a giant pirannah.. it chases me around in the water for a while, not sure if I killed it, or if I died or something..

Next dream: There's a shoe inside a shoe on my bed (Shoeception ;P)
I realise it has lots of money all over it! (all coins) I begin to take the money and put it in my pockets, more and more appears) I wake up..

Final dream: This one I remember pretty well, it's one of my favourites I've ever had
I'm walking through my school again, with these girls I've never met, they're all very attractive. I'm flirting with one of them. Two guys try to follow me and hit on the girls, but I stare at them and shoo them away. I realise I should have let them come because it might get awkward with just me and five girls, it's not like I'm going to get off with all of them. And the girl I'm with will be more content to go with it if her friends are doing the same thing. However, there's nothing I can do now. We come to a lake at the end of the school, and we all climb down the rocks carefully and go into the water. The two guys I told to go away earlier are here now (which I don't mind) and we all swim through the lake, towards the other side. However, we realise it's filled with alligators, and begin swimming to the other side as fast as we can to survive. We make it to the other end all safe, when one of them comes onto land. I remember reading somewhere (in real life) (I should have realised I was dreaming here.) that alligators can outrun humans in short distance, so when the alligator locked it's eyes onto me, I began running around the shed that was there to get away from it. Thankfully I managed to climb a ladder, and the alligator admitted defeat, and sauntered back into the water, apparently not intrested in the others. (Because clearly, it's a racist alligator) I jump down from the ladder, and put my arms around the cute girl I was flirting with. "Do I get a kiss for saving your life?" She laughs, and leans in closer towards me. "No way!" She jokes. I look around, and see everyone else making out. "Why not?" I tease back "everyone else is doing it, you're supposed to succumb to peer pressure!" She laughs again, and we're just about to kiss as she pushes me back. I wonder what's wrong, and then I realise we're standing next to a garbage bin with a foul smell and flys buzzing all around it. The smell has made her sick. I watch as the the extremely attractive girl who I was just about to kiss, begins vomiting into the alligator infested water beneath us. "You've got to be kidding me..." I mumble.
I wake up.