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    1. Some Afterlives

      by , 04-21-2019 at 04:07 AM (What Will Lisez Today?)
      Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged

      There was a gray cat who possessed the ability to speak and think on a human level. (How he had gained this ability was never explained.) He also possessed two magic clay vessels that looked much like large volumetric flasks. Both vessels had the power to suck anyone nearby inside and liquefy them if they were commanded to do so by the cat; people liquefied in one vessel would go to Heaven, whereas people liquefied in the other would go to Hell. The cat had apparently taken it upon himself to lurk in the entryway to a giant abandoned Middle Eastern palace and send anyone who tried to enter it to the destination he thought they deserved. The palace therefore gained a deadly reputation among the locals.

      One day, a man wearing a turban, having heard about the strange deaths that happened to everyone who tried to enter the palace, went up to the entrance armed. A struggle ensued, and though the cat managed to open the vessel leading to Hell, the man struck it as he was sucked in and broke off its neck, apparently nullifying its power. (The man still died and -- presumably -- went to Hell.) The cat lamented the loss of purpose in his life now that he couldn't judge people's eternal fates.

      Then Jesus (yes, really) appeared before the cat and told him that what he was doing was "good, but not right" in that he had somehow been sending everyone he killed to the correct place, but the fact that he had been killing them was still unacceptable. He took away both vessels, and as he left, he told the cat to promote righteousness a different way, telling him to "become more like the king to your left." The cat looked to his left and saw a carving of a Persian emperor, and so he decided to gather up the other (non-intelligent) animals living in the ruins of the palace and form a model society out of them. He managed to teach them some level of understanding, and he himself became emperor over all of them.

      Ghost Hunting Ghosts

      There was a family of ghost whose names were all various permutations on common containers: Grandma Basket, Mother Bucket, Washbasin, etc. One of these, whose name I forget, had in his possession the ghost equivalent of a bazooka: it could almost instantly "kill" any ghost permanently, no matter how powerful. Grandma Basket discovered the weapon and was seriously concerned as to why he had it, prompting him to explain that it was a relic from his days at college.

      In college, the ghost had somehow pulled some strings so that he got a "33 hour course" consisting entirely of visiting a particular sorority (apparently even ghosts have them). He had a girlfriend who was a member of the sorority, so it worked out even better for him. One day, several other members dared the ghost to visit a house that was notoriously haunted by two "banshees" (here meaning ghosts who consume other ghosts) and try to exorcise them. The ghost's girlfriend was for some reason skilled in the manufacture of "exorcism bullets" (little metal pipes filled with gunpowder and dish soap), so she made him a magazine of them and came along to help him.

      The ghost arrived at the house, which from the inside looked like a large black void through which he floated freely. He had taken a large "shotgun-style" gun that shot a spray of bullets at once, as well as a keepsake his girlfriend had given him: his "lucky sign," which was a street sign she had stolen from somewhere on campus that had a hollow brass pole. The first of the two banshees arrived, and he shot it once, dissipating it within seconds. The second banshee arrived... and it was gargantuan, far beyond the scale of anything he had ever seen. It was clear that his ordinary bullets weren't going to work here.

      Thinking quickly, the ghost went over to where his girlfriend, who had fainted due to shock, had set up her bullet-making equipment. He cut off a piece of pole from his "lucky sign" with the saw she normally used to cut much smaller pipes, sealed one end with some sort of cap, and dumped the entire contents of the containers of gunpowder and dish soap into the other end. He jammed the improvised missile into the end of his shotgun, where it just fit, aimed at the giant banshee, and pulled the trigger. There was a relatively weak explosion, but then the banshee disappeared near-instantly. The mother of the two banshees came out to thank the ghost for freeing her from them; they had been tormenting her for years.
    2. Wondrous Cruise Liner

      by , 04-21-2019 at 03:58 AM (Dream Logs DWN-12)
      Haven't had anything worth sharing/not too personal to post in quite some time...

      Spoiler for Wordy, as usual:

      Updated 04-21-2019 at 04:58 AM by 89930

      lucid , non-lucid , dream fragment
    3. omni zombie sony

      by , 04-21-2019 at 02:35 AM
      The first dream consisted of me researching omnilucidity. It was pretty much mostly me reading/writing my DJ or some LD articles and such. lol

      End dream

      Mom somehow became the president of USA. We were under attack by zombies and a bunch of people (about 40) were all staying under a fortified small place. It had some lockers and whatnot and it was generally safe. I guess it just looked like a gym locker room. I had some books in my locker. But people left or were forced to leave one by one because they weren't patient enough and this kept going for a while until there were about 4 of us left.

      We were now under attack by a fat middle aged man zombie. I was looking for a weapon and I told the girl beside me that shovels were awesome. So we grab some shovels from one of the lockers and I shove the shovel against the zombie. He's pretty powerful and and stuff even while looking pretty unfit. He had some skills, parrying my attacks with his shovel. After the fight I my mom is missing. 3 of us left.

      This dream lasted an afternoon or a day.

      End dream

      Sony the company, is getting back to its feet and buying back its company shares and getting back some company land or something from another competitor company, I think it was konami or namco or something, but not nintendo.

      The thing that we got back was like a lake or a river or something. It had one of those old fashioned boat trip things where you would be served delicious food and wine, etc while boating along the river with its views.

      I am tagging along a shareholder or one of the founders of the company into that competitor's highrise as we are looking to meet with the CEO. We are waiting at an office or maybe it was the secretary. The secretary... I believe was an older woman in 50's with grey hair and she was chubby. We got through her and went into the conference. They were brainstorming an idea for a new product or something in the board room. Meanwhile we just casually stroll through and just give them some bentos - lunchboxes that we had in hand and just begin just hanging out with them, while waiting for the CEO.

      Replay scene. The above scene replays once, everything is slightly different. But overall the same plot and things. This time we are heading into the CEO's office and have a meeting with him. We meet up and have some food and whatnot. Just casually chatting along and things. We decided to leave and say our goodbyes.

      Heading down via the escalators now. Many floors down. I think I accidentally ate a chicken butt or something that had a very strong turmeric taste that made me

      Lasted 2 afternoons I guess



      Well, dreams scenarios were painted by what I did during the wake period in between sleep I think.
      -incubation period short as always

      I'm getting dream of myself trying to be omnilucid.... lol. I guess it needs to be modified a little. Need to just BE OMNILUCID.

      I have no idea what the zombie movie came from. Perhaps its one of those zombie films I watched when I was 4 or something. I recall I had a scary zombie nightmare when I was around 6 that was super vivid. Where my relatives, friends, all became zombies and were chasing me down. I was protecting a candle from them I think.

      I'm tempted to try polyphasic sleep again. But should I? I know that uberman is a guarantees lucid dreams... It works from my experience. But it's just way too much time. Is there something better?
      Show me the path to-