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I am a new initiate in the mages guild of oblivion. I am in a dimly lit guild hall, there are alchemy ingredients everywhere. I walk up some stairs, slowly gaining awareness unconsciously. I talk with someone briefly about a book they have in front of them. Everyone disappears. I am not suprised, I look at the book, it has a candle protruding out of it, and is slowly turning into a candle completely. I raise my hand tword the candle, I can see a reflection in the copper colored wax. I am amused at the ever changing distortions of the reflection.

"You are Dreaming" I hear, from no particular source. My mind races to process this information, I realize it to be true, in a matter-of-fact way. I walk down the stairs, thinking about what to do, "Practice Dream control, Control your expectations." I hear again. I turn towards the front door, expecting to see someone rising up from an elevator. Serverous Snape ascends from the elevator, I have a few words with him and the elevator goes back down. I figure out what to do. I get in the elevator and expect to go to Oz. The elevator closes and descends. While in the elevator, I examine my expectations and realize I'm expecting it to be a terrible and nasty place, I try to change what I'm expecting, but only succeed in getting myself confused. the only thing I'm sure about by the time the elevator stops is that I'm going to oz.

The elevator doors open and I am greeted with some cheery music outside. I see the yellow brick road extending into the distance, and the immediate area is covered with green healthy grass. Unfortunately, the non-immediate area is covered with purple diseased ground and red giant mushrooms about half as tall as me. Lightning crashes in the background, making the cheery music almost comical in a way. I smile at the absurdity of the scene and start walking down the yellow brick road.

Just before I make it to the purple ground, I get a text message. I check it, and it's from, "Adventurer" I don't know who that would be. The message says something like, "where are you" or "what are you doing" I start to type a reply, but realize this person is probably nearby. I shout out in reply, "I'm in Oz, Where are you?" I spot them, A man and a child, both wearing cardboard armor with duck-tape on it to make it look like metal, both standing on a mushroom. I jump up to a mushroom next to theirs, intending to talk with them, but I see three monsters looking at me from a wall a good distance away. two about as tall as me knee, and one as tall as I am that has six arms.

I jump over to confront them, a small one charges, I reach behind my back for a swrod... and grab at air (Doh!) well it's too late to think of a new strategy I figure, so I continue and say, "My sword is invisible!" and skewer the creature with energy hardened into a point, this is fairly draining to me, but It's not dead yet, I lift it, and sling it with my "sword" at a nearby wall. It crumples into a heap.

The second one is raring to go, but I need some time to think of a plan, so I bluff a bit. I say, "you're going to die if you face me, just like the other one." this causes it to become a bit afraid, the bigger one pokes it's head and says, "if you don't go, I'LL kill you." I figure out what to do. I grab my right arm in my left hand and drop my stance. I start charging energy in my right forearm. I begin hearing the megaman X charge sound. The larger one starts charging at me I hear the level 2 charge sound, aim, BOOM! the invisible shot goes off... invisible because I just shot a blast of air that passes right through it.

He grabs me and puts me in a suplex. we turn into a wheel and I get pinned. I wake up in the passanger seat of a car (FA) I look around, my phone says 8:58, I grab my dream journal, start writing down the dream, and then wake up for real.

#1 - Battle For The Pencil [Non-Lucid]

Linkzelda was in a good deal of this dream, though only fleetingly whenever he was. I was in this enormous and highly stylized school and I was carrying around a folder, a pencil, and a laptop, and consistently throughout the dream Link would sneak up behind me and attempt to grab the pencil from me before I was able to notice soon enough to do anything about it. While I don't remember a lot of the more specific details of this because the dream was really long, I do remember that every time he tried it was getting more intense because it was making me paranoid. Each time it seemed like he was getting just a little bit closer than the previous time. The last time, I was sitting at my laptop looking at a website that looked like some crappy '90s Angelfire page and listed information about different types of alcohol, and suddenly I had this feeling that he was right behind me. I turned around but it was too late, he already made a reach for the pencil, but I wasn't going to give it up so easily! (I hadn't even used it once in the dream. ) I got a firm grip on the pencil myself and thus began a massive struggle of trying to yank it out of the other's hands. It got sooo emotionally intense, but in the end I finally won. I was so amped up and happy that I proceeded to laugh exactly like Shion from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni.



After that I just walked off. I went down this gigantic spiral staircase and ended up in a cafeteria where I proceeded to look for some of my school friends, though really for the entire duration of the dream I was mainly distracted because I was just so happy that I was able to do that laugh.

#2 - Getting Hustled [Non-Lucid]

I live somewhere right next to M now, and she's texting me about her day and talking about how she went across the street to this strip mall place for lunch. As she's saying this, I actually see her crossing the street to do it. I decided to head over there too, but then I got distracted and started thinking about going to GameStop, which I guess was also part of that strip mall. However, on the way there I looked into a different restaurant and saw N, D, J, and O, so I decided to go inside. We were in line getting food on trays like in a school lunch line, and I had a lot of food but all I really remember about my meal was that it included a couple bags of Cheez-Its. There was a guy in the line who was texting and totally immobile for a long time, so we all cut around him but the cashier refused to serve us. :T She said we had to go wait our turn if we wanted our food. We argued that that guy was trying to hustle us , but she told us we didn't have a choice. I think something short happened after that, but that's all I remember.

I had to write a final essay just like the one that I wrote in my geology 101 class this last spring quarter. I felt like I was running out of time and voiced it to a pretty girl next to me. She was late to class and had less time, she looked like a girl from my church (Jillian) but had brown hair. While I took the test there was this large naked black woman that looked like the woman from the movie "Precious" changing in the back with her naked husband. The teacher who was a woman held cardboard boxes on front of them to shield them. Bizzare. Also,
I remember walking into a backyard that had businesses deep behind it. I talked with someone I was with about how it would be nice to work so close to home.

Dream 1: Dinner Party
I remember being around our small town. A party was happening all over the place, it was some kind of dinner party. I was walking with my friends, when all of a sudden we saw some people running in front of us as fast as they could. Looking ahead of them, they were trying to catch some weird guy. We decided to follow them, wanting to see what would happen.

When we got there, out of breath, we saw that it was some sort of crackhead, or autistic person that they were chasing. He was acting weird. We walked away from the scene.

Looking around for a spot to eat, I saw these weird flat trees all around me. They kind of looked like Minecraft trees, but with flat tops.

At the end of the dream I vaguely remember the crack head coming up to Sam and licking her. (ew…)

Dream 2: Driving... Again?
I was driving a car on the highway. Of course I was scared, it was almost night time and for some reason I was swerving violently. I was unsure of what to do. No parent was in the passenger seat, or in the car for that matter. I had, I think, two other people my age in the car.

I would make sudden stops at the stop signs or cars in front of me, because I failed to break earlier. My way of driving seems like I would have been intoxicated.

The dream just went on like this for a while.

Dream 3: Shh.. I'm hiding!
I don’t know why, but I was hiding from someone. One of my friends. I was at my mom’s house. Sam was with me. For some reason, there was a crack in the floor that I was able to fit through that ran along the wall. I squeezed myself into the fetal position, checking in the corner (where my back was) for spiders. Sam stood above the crack, watching for the friend.

He came up towards Sam, looking for me. Sam smiled, and then he looked down, and noticed me. Busted.

Then the dream ended.

I'm driving a car trough the street where we had our old apartement. (I'm only 15, so I can't drive a car in waking life). It's difficult for me, but it works, though the car has no steering wheel and I have to move my body to the left and to the right side to drive the car in the right direction. I suddenly remember that I always wanted to try to drive a car in my lucid dreams and ask myself if I'm dreaming. I recognized that the car had no steering wheel and so I was sure that I was dreaming. I got off the car and searched for a new one that had a steering wheel and I found one. I stole it from a young woman who began to shout angry things to me, but I didn't mind. I started to drive the car and the landscape began to change very quickly.. I looked out of the window because the landscape got really exciting, I was driving down a hill now, on both sides of the street was forest, beautiful rainforest (the day before we painted a jungle on the wall in our classroom and the landscape looked like that painting). with many flowers etc. I parked the car and got off cause I wanted to watch the forest. The air was warm and felt good on my skin, I smelled the trees, the leaves, the flowers and I felt very free.

I am not sure if this dream was lucid or not but anyhow here is what i recall:
I was sitting in a classroom waiting for the exam sheet but then i got really really sleepy and the invigilators came and started saying bad things about me.I requested to go to the bathroom and after that i came back to the classroom and saw my brother sitting behind me.After that i just remember shouting (multiple times) "GIVE ME THE PAPER DOUCHE's" xD and then i woke up.....

I was in school in my dream, A girl named vinessa asked me out. I said yes because she was kinda cute. After school we went on a bike ride togeather and then we went to her house and she showed me around. It wasn't a bad place but then mom called to come home. I rode home and my nefue Jake was there. He wanted to bike ride and while we went riding i told him about Vinessa. He wanted to see her house but then she came riding up to us and said hi then she had to go back home. Jake really wanted to find her house for some reason but i refused to tell him (just to mess with him ) then once i told him I woke up to my alarm clock. But! I hit snooze and went back to sleep and was in the same dream! This time it was all the same but jake was headed to her house this time. He passed my house but then once we got going down the hill, we saw some creepers on the top of the hill!! (Minecraft creepers) Then we went to the top we scared them off then once we rode down we we're almost there then my alarm clock went off again. I had to get up this time

We are being dismissed from class early. We are going to watch some live feed of a rocket taking off. We have a choice to go into the auditorium at the Jr. High (which I was at a class there for some reason(this auditorium didn't actually exist)) or go to the auditorium down by the atrium. I try to find my friend Nathan. He is on the wing of a plane with about 4 other people and an adult guarding them. He tells me that they tried to leave a minute early now they can't watch it.

For some reason, I try to watch it online. I couldn't find anything until I learned of the real name of the rocket thing.

Sometime later in this really long dream...

I'm at some big party. We are all talking on facebook (Like a hundred of us) through a voice chat thing.

First

I'm on a ship scouring the sea. It's actually a very small sea, more of a lake or a pond. I'm diving there and looking at the rock formation in the bottom.

Second

I'm on an airship as it launches, looking out the window. It flies above the clouds and I see other ships launching every few seconds outside. Some of them, shaped like fighters, aerodynamically, turn their noses up and shoot up towards space. My ship continues above the clouds, it's probably a normal passenger airplane, though a very big one.

Third

I'm at the shore of a river, shooting ships with an old cannon. There are others as well, and we are trying to defend a fortress. We don't have any ammo, but we do have some gunpowder, so we use anything we can find. I shoot a kettle at a ship and it get damaged. It doesn't turn back but at least it stops for a moment. I to shoot other things at it, but they don't really work.

This goes with the last DJ, just remembered that one part I forgot with the cast of weed dream. We were in this gigantic bed, and this one square opening at the end, had puppies coming out of it and going under the blankets, Lots and lots would come lol and they would really take over the bed, but they just kept disappearing now that I think about it. This was before I attained lucidity I think

The first one I was in a club, and all of a sudden realized I was dreaming by using the nose reality check. I tried to do back flips, fly, run super fast, but none of them worked lol. People were doing the dance to thriller or Smooth criminal and then I talked to the group how I couldn't do it.

In the other dream, I was with the cast of weed, and we were just getting "elevated" in some room. I know some sweet stuff happened, but I can't remember, and I hate it haha. Eventually my grandma shows up with my sis and her friend, and how I have to take them out clubbing and that totally killed the mood, and I woke up. Oh right before that, firemen showed up and one asked me for a lighter and then Im not too sure what exactly he was doing with it. U Turn was so scared we were going to get caught but I told him it was just a dream and had him do the nose thing.

I recall a bit of the general blurs, but i particularly remember going to go fishing, and getting pulled over by a cop. I told em we were going fishing, but for some reason he didn't believe me.

It flashes to us 3 on a boat, him saying the same hsit, to which I say "just cast the pole", about 30 seconds in, something hits the bait and the cop just turns and says "oh... I guess you were going fishing" only other thing I remember, is him reeling in a large fish that was like.... bitten in half.

Been having alot of stress in real life concerning the arrival of our new bakery ATL. They used to be here as long as they wanted, then the3y said they had to "step up or step down", then they made them rotate from store to store every year, and NOW it's every 6 months. I've known Egil for 5 years, just not personally. Always seemed really nice. But our TL is a bit crazy, and I always kinda depended on having that nice buffer between me and the psycho. So now, every 6 months, who knows what we're gonna get. I admit, it's nice having a productive male around, seems to help temper the angry goddess when she has a bout of "I NEED A SCAPEGOAT NOW!!!"

That said, the dream: Instead of a bakery, it was set in a room that looked just like the genetics lab from when I was in pre-med in college. Egil was there on his first day on our team, going from table to table, managing over some task. I can't remember what the task was exactly, but when it was time to clean up, there was literally, a ton of shit on my table. It was like someone had pooped into 3 bowls, then dumped them on my table. So I had to clean up 3 bowl-shaped poops off my table. But I remember thinking, I needed to clean this up and make a good first impression. I wiped off as much as I could with a dry paper towel (BAD idea) into the trash can. The biggest poop globs went into the trash, but the dry paper towel just smeared soooo much of the poop all over the edge of the table. I went to get some spic&span then woke up.

On a side note, when the first real life day came where I worked with Egil, it went fine. I really did have to do alot of work and cleaning to be impressive, but thankfully, there was no LITERAL poop.

Mardi Gras
Noelle, Lauren, and a large group of friends and I are all at "Mardi Gras," although the city looks nothing like New Orleans and the festival does not look like Mardi Gras.
I am standing in the middle of a crowd in the city. If I look to my left, there si a great divide and the city next to me looks like old Las Vegas.
The group and I are all out late partying. We want to go home early so we can wake up early the next day for Mardi Gras. We end up stopping in this large bathroom and are doing strange, milky Vodka shots. We meet a guy there who talks me into staying and continuing to party. I end up falling asleep in the bathroom. When I wake up everyone has left me. I pack up a bag I have with me and start to head out. A large guy with a towel comes into the bathroom. When we walk out, we are at a large house where he and a group of people, including my niece Hannah, live. Some kind of argument happens between me and a random car stopped in the road. I find it odd that one of the passengers automatically knows my name. I end the fight with "Whoo-hoo! It's Mardi Gras!" I sart walking round the house, looking up at the balcony for my friend (the guy in the towel) to tell him the story. I go inside and Hannah is there. I play with her by grabbing her hands and swinging her off the ground - defying gravity a little. My friend comes onto the scene and I tell him the story.
Later, Noelle finds me. I am upset at her for leaving me, but forgive her. She is wearing a 80's workout costume (like we actually wore for WR Mardi Gras). We start heading back to where we are staying to to get a costume for me.

Fragments

• Putting contact solution into large bowls in a bathroom.
• A strange play with people with strange, pale, blue eyes.
• I am in a car. Noelle is driving. Dayne is in the back seat. She is recounting a story to us as we drive down a windy road that reminds me of Ventura, CA. I keep trying to talk and tell her why people don't like her.

• I am walking with a group of people. We stop to ask this other group to go to lunch with us. They decline. We start walking back the way we came from. We run into Nigel from America's Next Top Model and his entourage. I ask him to go to lunch with us and he accepts. We are excited that one of our judges is coming to lunch with us.
  Somehow, we end up going to a play instead of lunch. There is about 16 of us altogether, so we have a difficult time finding seats together.
• A dream about my root canal cap falling off.