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Tuesday, June 21st

I. Broken English

My memories of this dream take place in an old school building. I am in a classroom a few times and the rest of the time I am outside in the hallway. I do not remember anything that happens in the classroom but I go in there during the dream at least twice.

What I remember is talking in the hallway with a few peers. I don’t recall who they were. At one point the door to the classroom opens and J.D, the woman I currently work for teaching guitar lessons, opens the door. She apparently teaches the classes going on in this room. She says sarcastically, “You should talk a little louder out here.”

I have a book in my hands and I’m having an in-depth discussion with the people with me, I believe there are two of them. (This is a bit difficult to explain…)

Somebody in the book talks about how when he breaks something, it makes him find the woman he is destined for. It is accompanied by an illustration of a David Shrigley-esque figure slamming his forehead into a mirror, which is cracking outward from the point of impact.

Another teacher hears us talking about this the first time when she walks by. The second time, as we are still talking about it, she stops and says “This again?” She sits down with us and adds another dimension to the conversation, saying that Adam does this in the bible by using broken English to find Eve. (?) The point of this seems to be that it’s a literary device used in the Bible.

All I know is that this made a tremendous amount of sense in the dream however when I woke up and tried to put it into words it sounded very stupid.

II. “100 Yards From My House”


Two different locations and situations in this dream.

First I am driving down College Rd with M.B. I know its College Road but none of the things we see exist in physical reality. There are many tables with people selling things, none of which I remember specifically. There is also a bar/bodega type thing across the street from a small outdoor arcade. I see a small child attempting to play ski-ball but he doesn’t seem to be very good. Later I look over and he’s climbed up to get closer to the holes, and is throwing balls directly into the highest scoring ones. His mother yells at him and he backs off. About this time I see a nugget of weed sitting nearby him that I know intuitively is his, and he blurts out something along the lines of “You need weed when you’re on welfare!”

The other time I am in the band house, except instead of it being on the island where I currently am it is 100 yards down the street from my house. I realize this as I am outside in the rain, stumbling around drunk in the street.

Inside the house, I overhear J.S talking about how when you pull a tick off your skin it means that you are insecure. (?) This has come up because L.P has just left the house with some girl, and since it is raining out he is wearing the only pair of boots he can find, which is a pair of girlish-looking rubber boots. When they leave, somebody inside the house says something along the lines of “She knows how to take care of a tick.”

The dream ends when I am looking for my computer to listen to folk music at the request of A.V. I have just expressed to the rest of the people in the house “I just realized I am 100 yards from my fucking house!” They seem sympathetic.

I am at my recent ex boyfriend's house and I have to pee. I go toward the bathroom, but my ex yells "other 'senior' bathroom!" I quickly slam the door and go upstairs to another bathroom. A black cat is there and rubs on my legs while I sit on the toilet to pee. The cat wants a bath and I plan on taking a shower with it when I am done peeing and bathing it with me in the shower. I am never able to pee though and just sit there trying to until I wake up.

I am at a high school dance (although I am 20 and in college now). I go out to my car for something and I see a black man come up to me and start to get into my car to steal my things. I am horrified and try to tell the people in the car next to me but they think I'm kidding and that the robber is a friend because of how calm we both appear. I am trying to dial "911" on my cell phone but the calls won't go through and I notice I have been dialing "991" over and over instead.

Later, a girl who I sense is evil has a crush on me (I myself am a heterosexual girl). The girl bites my lip and makes it bleed. She starts to shake as if she is possessed and says that blood makes her crazy. I make out with her with intent to have sex with her but I never do.

-At this point I "woke up" and wrote the above in my journal but when I woke later, nothing was there. I believe this was an out of body experience as I have been practicing this a lot lately.-

Later, I am at the water park and a little black boy sprays me and my mom with a spray gun full of orange liquid. I assume it is orange soda (delicious). People around me are shouting and happy. As the boy sprays me I lift a blanket I am wrapped in to shield the spray and laugh.

Later, I am in my recent ex's room wearing a blanket again. He is sweating and asks, "aren't you hot?" I take the blanket off, say, "no," and put the blanket back on.

First, I am at a restaurant with my friend and her father, we will call my friend "M." M is trying to order alcohol although she is only 21 because her mother told her to get some to share with a nameless girl we are to hang out with later in a swamp. (Keep in mind that this is totally against her mom's beliefs, she frowns upon excessive drinking.) M's dad makes fun of others in the restaurant. The most peculiar thing is that there is a glass kennel with a puppy inside of it drinking a glass of red wine in the lobby of the restaurant.

Later I am at work and there is a huge ice storm outside. I look out the front doors and the parking lot has turned into a ocean of ice. My friend (this time I am not sure who "my friend" is [no longer "M'"]) attempts to walk out on the ice. The ice breaks and my friend floats away on a piece of of ice, however, she floats back and then everything clears up back to normal.

I was with people, and there was a fight using magic. There were also robots joining in the fray. Some use stuff like kamehameha, etc. After some time, we're just hanging out. I went to look for an eatery nearby, and found one. The place looked like we're in an island of sorts.

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Dreamsigns:

Fight (I rarely do)
Magic
robots

About a week ago I had a dream about my son and I at the entrance of a carnival, fair, amusement park, adventureland(without the water) type of place. We were trying to find a way in but everything was blocked and we wondered how everyone was entering. There was a little glass box warmer.........the kind you may see rotiserie chickens in or maybe some popcorn or some fried chicken on shelves staying warm. This warmer was for fried chicken and at the bottom of the warmer was a rectangular opening where you might reach in and up and get some chicken or put some in there or clean the bottom of the glass or whatever and the opening was on both sides. From where we were to the inside of the place we were trying to get into. My son goes into the glass warmer opening and out the other side. I have an aversion to that because I don't want to get greasy and it looks to small. Somehow I get into the park or whatever by going thru the warmer or maybe over a rail. I get in and my son is missing. I walk around a little concerned but still enjoying the sites. I watch a little play sitting on bleachers and then see some juglers or clowns or different types of entertainers walking around and I can't find my son. I get worried and then see some friends of mine who are in security occupations and then I get really worried because I know I have somehow lost my son.

This dream comes from my waking life and I see it as a dream warning to help me be cautious about things and it relates in a way to concerns that are current in my life

Sleep. I am in my room, although it is not quite right - there is a random bookshelf in the back-left corner of my room. I am sitting on my bed, and a white cat walks out of my room, but not before leaving a puddle of urine on the floor. I tell Aaron to clean up after his cat, so he grabs a handkerchief and wipes it up. I wonder how many times the floor has had cats pee on it (only in this dream, because we installed those hardwood floors ourselves!).

There is another guy in the room, and I lend him (practically force him to borrow) one of my hardcover Robert Jordan books. I tell him the "rules" of borrowing from me: don't eat or drink near the book, and don't dog-ear the pages.

Then, the doorbell rings, so the guy and I rush downstairs. I try to peer through my door, but all I see at first is the guy's reflection. Then, I see that Mr. Sean is outside. I open up the door, and it is nighttime. Mr. Sean tells us to step outside - he wants to show us something. Even though I am in socks, I agree and step into the snow. We step around to the side of the house (Curry's side, not the hedge side) and Mr. Sean sets off some fireworks. One of them explodes into a heart with a hippy sign in it. Grandpa is there, filming the show, and I have to keep craning my neck around him to see what is going on. I briefly see the constellation Orion in the sky before Grandpa moves out of the way for me.

The guy and I reenter my house. On our way to the door, I look at the rocks at my feet and almost pick up a red/white/black quartz, but don't. Once inside my house, we see that it has now changed into a tackle shop. I go up to the counter and see a turquoise lizard. When I touch this lizard, flecks of turquoise paint get on my wrist. I realize that it is a scam to make you think the lizard is naturally this colour. I tell the guy at the counter that it has "shed" on me, but he and I both know that I know that it is a scam.

Because of this, a random granny swings at me with a butcher knife. I fight back with my feet and fists until she throws the knife at the guy and I. We duck and split up. I am going to hit the granny when she pulls out a tomato knife. In response, I pick up the butcher knife on the ground. After circling each other for a minute or so, I slash the granny's arm. Then, I stab her repeatedly in the stomach and the lower back. She doesn't resist, scream, or bleed. She seems to want to die. I compare stabbing her to carving a pumpkin because of how hard it is to get the knife into her back. Wake.

Lucid~

Woke up in my room as usual and then it was dark and I was pissed. So I cast a Harry Potter spell and the light turned on. I then warped through my door and tried to fly away but I floated and landed on a rock. I then proceeded into moving into the dark woods and a weird person
with a strange costume on came up and said something then I woke up.

Short but sweet ;x

I also had a normal dream about rotten peaches.

(6/21/11)

Kinda fragmented. In short, everyone but my dissapeared. I ended up driving around for what seemed like an hour, just seeing how empty and desolate it was. Eventually they popped back up, and when I asked about the dissapearance, no one knew what I was talking about.

Strange. I did become lucid for a 15 seconds in the end, and I attempted to meditate. I got a crazy body buzz (sleep paralysis) and woke up shortly after.

Dream 1:
All I remember is my mom was teaching me to smile.

Lucid Non-lucid

After a good portion of a non-lucid, i begin to walk down a wide dirt road at night through the woods. i then become lucid without a particular dream sign. Once i am lucid i look up at the sky to see the stars. i waited a few seconds, and i saw that the dream was decently vivid, and i had good awareness. because of that awareness i remembered that sex ruined most of my lucids, and today i would try eating in a dream. so i walked down the road and came to a small grocery store, where i picked up some ice cream. at this point i didnt notice my lucidity falling and did no stabalization. so i began to open the ice cream while walking, and came to a graveyard. i got the idea of zombies, and forgot about the ice cream, and that i was lucid. i then went on for a long non lucid after this.

DELETED

Lucid Non-lucid

I barely remember the dream that led up to this, it may be the start of a new one without me waking up. i am in the middle of a campsite, and the dream is fairly vivid with bright green all around, and i become lucid for no appearent reason. i ditch the dc's there quickly, and to my surprise there is a bed in the forest with a girl on it. i go up and we start having sex, and my awareness and the dreams vividness go down. after a short while (no more than a few secs) i look down and shes not there, and im doing a matress. i only got really confused and the dream ended.

Lucid

Woke up and turned on a ipod sound app. Attempted to WILD, got to the numb phase, then lost conciousness, the next time i regained it was at the formation of the new dream. Inside the dream it seemed like there were multiple farms and everything was cloudy and damp, and i seemed to be on a small beach. i grew out my shadow wings, which formed into Illidan wings. i took off and looked at the ground, and then decided to find the girl i like. i flew to some houses, but then wanted to see how fast i could fly. i started to go faster and faster and then woke up. also of note is that i did not feel fully in the dream and it was sort of fuzzy. This is one of the hard to classify dreams since i attempted to WILD yet lost conciousness, yet still remember the early dream, so im calling it a Semi-WILD

June 20
(I went camping so I was sleeping in the woods and using a notebook instead of my laptop for a DJ)
At the store trying to buy something and there is a dude in front of me with a white shirt on and i think it says infamous 2 on the back. He buys something like a cd but takes off and leaves it on the counter. I vaguely rem seeing him through the window of the store heading towards his car. Some little kid is with me and i dont recognize him. Because the guy left without his stuff the line stops moving and we are just standing there. The little kid with me starts giving the guy working there a hard time and wont stop talking.

*I rem jumping into a swimming pool thats supposed to be on campus. There is a girl sunbathing or something but besides her no one else is nearby. I vaguely rem seeing some people in the distance. I rem swimming around a bit.

June 21
Went to bed 12:30-1:00
Goals: eat something and teleport
5:51 Just really vague flash of getting a message on dreamvies from someone named like deep purple haze or something. I didnt actually open it but saw it in my email, it said something about a recommendation or something in the subject.

*Rem my brother but dont know what was happening.

*I rem driving a car in the parking lot i used to dream about, im going down the lane furthest right really fast and then i hit the brakes and make a turn like i would in a video game or something, i execute the turn perfectly and in the dream am a littles surprised i was able to

Could not get back to sleep after this