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21st of October- end of the world

Im at my old house and we heard something about monsters in major cities and decided we could make it if we stuck together as a family. Mom, aunt, grandma, brother, friend and his GF were there. Our neighbourhood became like a haven for people trying to get away from the city. So we threw a party before splitting up and heading further into counrty-like areas. A bus arrived and we thought it was just more people trying to escape. But it was full of government people in white military uniforms who were violently arresting, and sanitizing people. I remember hiding in a barn with a Velcro wall, eventually i was taken in but i didnt fight them so i wasnt harmed. I woke up when i was being hand cuffed.

28th of October- F.A

I was dreaming that im awake, chatting with Akono and all of a sudden i fall.. or get sucked into my bed, happened really fast and i crash land on the couch in my living room. I sit up, confused, and a hand reaches around the corner and picks me up by the front collar of my shirt and drags me back into my room and pushes me onto the bed and i immediately fall through again. The first time was shocking, but fun, crash landing on the couch a second time made me mad and i had concluded that it was Akono's hand, so i storm back to my room and find him on msn and yell at him, i remember he was proud. And i woke up.

31st of October- reg dream

I was living on a house boat, i got the feeling i was in Norway or Finland, i was with a DC family. There was a seamless glass sun room on top of the boat where i was. There was a lot of snow on the boat but i was looking at the sky through a clear part of the ceiling. All of a sudden the room shattered over me from the weight of the snow, my DC brother pulled me out and handed me a parka. Our DC father was fighting with a neighbour boat/ family, i didnt understand the language everyone was speaking. I knew i needed to start packing. When i finished i saw my father figure had stolen some important statues, and rushed me into a truck and lit our boat on fire. We drove to the airport and when we got there i woke up.

5th of November-
Had a really long dream about Akono :3

11th- was posted in the "Post Your DV Member Dreams" thread

My best recall since the 5th: Slash112 and some old guy and I were running a store inside of some huge, really old building. I think we sold random stuff that we found, like "pickers". I remember vividly, on break we went out back to a swing set that had two sets of handles and one chain that was attached at both ends to the top. And when we got there a young Will Ferrell was swinging by his neck and laughing really creepily. I probably should have RC'd cause irl, he'd die from that..

Same night- I was standing on a beach with 4 or 5 random DCs, we were all facing the water, staring at a camcorder that was on a tripod. We had the preview screen tilted towards us and we were taking pics or a vid of us. I looked over at one of the DCs and watched him look up at the water and his jaw drop because of what he saw in the water. I also looked up but couldnt see it until all of the DCs were looking at it. When everyone noticed and started at it, i looked up again and saw now that it was a massive ship that was only about 10 feet away from us. It was at least 8 stories tall, i got too scared and tried to wake up but i just saw the ship from a top angle instead and saw my helpless friends on the beach. I couldnt do anything but stare at it until i woke up.

12th- reg dream

Had a dream that my mom and two of my friend's moms were at the kitchen table in my old house, stuffing a garbage bag with something and singing Orestes - A.P.C. "And I don't wanna feel this overwhelming hostility.."

Same night- was also posted in the "Post Your DV Member Dreams" thread

One of my shorter frags from this morning was about me mailing Akono a chistmas present. hehehee

17th- end of the world

Zombies had taken over and one man was plotting to use them to take over the world, humans weren't in danger of being pillaged by the zombies because this politician was controlling them. All i remember is being at a live theatre and the politician was leading an orchestra of the zombies, sounded fine but when i woke up i laughed.

24th- end of the world

Pt 1: I was at my old house with all of my family, but i knew (for the first time) that it's not my house, i think it was for a wedding. Pt 2: Kinda like i was knocked out and woke up and all of my family is dead or missing. I vividly remember trying to bail from some industrial building, stepping over bodies that i knew were my family but didnt recognize. I headed for my dad's standard truck with a plan to save as many people as i could and pull them onto the truck bed. But there were about 6 too many options on the gear shifting area, so i tried my best to pull the truck out and woke up as i was trying to park.

26.11.2010

At the living room. (MILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had a couple of non lucid dreams, but I was lazy to write them down. I remember four lucid dreams. Chained.

I went to bed telling myself I had to MILD for a lucid dream. I wanted to attempt to Astral Project from another lucid dream.

I was at home with my two made up female friends. I realized I was dreaming. I did not see oddities so I did a RC to make sure I was indeed dreaming. I was.

I was in the living room. We had a few pieces of furniture. The room was almost empty. One of the female DC jumped on me and tried to have sex with me. I avoided at first as I did want to project, but then I agreed. I recalled I can have sex without waking up. While having sex, the dream when fuzzy, I realized I did not make the dream stable (flying) when the dream first started.
I told my self to chain it into another lucid dream.

26.11.2010

keep chaining (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had a couple of non lucid dreams, but I was lazy to write them down. I remember four lucid dreams. Chained.

Second:

I was in the street and realized I successfully performed another L-DEILD. I checked my hands (with a 6th small finger coming out from my index) and confirmed.

I decided to fly to make the dream stable. While I was flying I felt double consciousness in bed and I started to loose the dream. I realized that I was at the end of my REM and I was not able to chain in.
I attempted to chain again.

26.11.2010

Chain Reaction (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had a couple of non lucid dreams, but I was lazy to write them down. I remember four lucid dreams. Chained.

I felt my body in bed. I felt some minor vibrations. My trance was very mild so I fell asleep. I was at a Chinese restaurant. I was with some family and I decided to follow the dream. The dream looked more stable. I walked with my parents to find a table, however, I realized I was wasting a lucid so I just left while my dream mom was talking to me. She did not complain.

There was a female DC sitting on a table. She was super hot. I really wanted to both have sex with her and to Astral Project. I realized I could always chain another dream, chaining always works for me. We had sex and when my dream was ending, I just focused on chaining once more.

26.11.2010

Failed Astral Projection ends the chain (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had a couple of non lucid dreams, but I was lazy to write them down. I remember four lucid dreams. Chained.

I re spawned in the middle of the street, right outside the Chinese restaurant. I saw a female DC next to a car. She looked at me with the intention of having sex, but I avoided her. I decided to Astral Project, my dream quality was low so I tried to save it. I decided to fall on my back and focus on Astral Projection. The dream was ending sooner than I expected.

I had a FA in my bed. I did not feel like I was projecting. I thought I awoke so I tried to not move. I tried to focus in floating and pulling my Astral Body away from my self. I walked away from my bed, I felt I could float, but did not work well. I was next to the door and I could not walk through it either. I realized I did not fail to project but I woke up. My wife was cooking and she smiled at me when she saw me. I woke up for real.

I'm hanging outside a bar, its nighttime and there is a lot of very beautiful graffiti on the wall that I'm concentrating on. I'm with about a half dozen others and feel bored and as though I really don't want to be there. Mundane conversations ensue and I'm kicking stones with my feet when I suddenly feel a shift in my consciousness. I feel more aware, much like I do when I shift my consciousness in this world to enhance my senses (warrior mode).
I become so lucid and aware I start saying to the people I'm with, "This is so strange... why am I not waking up." I felt this way because I had vocalized my displeasure with where I was and my desire to be elsewhere. Normally if I am lucid dreaming and express these preferences the dream shifts or I wake up. I repeat myself, "Why am I not waking up, I'm so aware right now!" I turn around and notice a small metal door, much like a coal chute, approximately 1'x2', it catches my attention in a strange way and I look at it for a minute but then disregard it. I feel very warm and comfortable for a moment and I recognize a present energy as my friend Jonah (this recognition of energy without actually seeing this friend happens in reality, which is absolutely remarkable!). I turn around and he is standing behind me with a large grin on his face.
"Hi!" I'm so happy and comfortable with Jonah and he nods his head in the direction of the door as though I should follow him. We approach the door and I realize that although he is fairly slender, my hips will not fit through the door, but also simultaneously that I am in my dreaming body and thus this is not important. I simply will my hips to be smaller and fit through the door and am able to climb through without any problem.
He shows me a mold that he fills with metal and clamps shut. It presses the metal into a form that is much like a car bumper but more decorative - I am not aware of what this object is for. I know where I am.... this is home. This is a place we have lived together before, this place is "all time" and my heart swells that we have found each other in this place. We climb up on top of the kiln which has a vent and then a separate top platform that is warmed by the escaping heat. We lay on top and the kiln begins to rotate. The green of the trees is a blanket on the sky. He kisses my cheek and I smile and turn towards him.
"We are healers." He smiles because he knows. I grab his hands. I look him in the eyes and try to feel all I'd like to express to him that don't have words." I push that energy through my hands and into his heart and his heart beat fills my ears - I can feel it through my hands and into my chest until I realize our hearts are beating the same.
It seems like this knowledge kicks me into my own body and I awake.

*notes*
I started crying when I woke up for no reason - I wasn't sad at all but extremely happy. I love meeting this friend in my dreams, because we see so little of each other in person and have complications in our communication - perhaps because both of us spend a lot of time in a bit of a skewed reality. I was laughing and crying and laughing and crying. The place I went is where I would call home and so many times in this mad life I have said "I want to go home," and not known where I was speaking about.

My gratitude to Jonah.

What a great morning.

Dream 1: This morning, they announced some verglas. My mom said I might have to take the bus if it was too bad. I wanted her to bring me to school. So I dreamed that I had to take the bus for school. The ride was actually great and peaceful though, I saw Tabatha but thats about it.

Dream 2: For some reason, I am shopping with some of my friends at the mall. Those include Zeng, Nick and Julien. We are carying around about 4 big bags of stuff. Zeng is nice and carries all 4 of them. More then once, my mother walks past us. After a while, I decide to help and take 2 bags, but they are surprisingly heavy and I have to take a break. Outside, its very rainy. While all of my friends walk away, I remember the bags im carrying are Zeng's. I shout that to him but he tells me theyre mine. I look inside and see some of my stuff that my mother gave me apparently. I call my mom so she picks me up. But then I end up in my bus again. Its only after I ended up in the middle of the street for no reason that I noticed I was dreaming. I was like: Ok how the hell did I get here? Im dreaming for sure! I RC. As I start walking forward, I see a plastic bag on the floor. As I am going to pick it up, I think to myself: You know what, lets make it appear in my hand instead! I start focusing on my palm and see some white starting to pop up, but no success. My dream starts destabilizing. Damn, I think, must be cus I failed. Then this huge sound of a guy talking turns up. Shut up! I think. Fade out. Instantly, I DEILD back and start seeing a book wide open with a big red mark in the middle. I wake up 4 real. Best of all, there was no school today! School got canceled!

(Posted these to nightmares sub-forum before, this is pretty much the same than there).

I don't actually count these as nightmares because I wasn't that afraid in them or so (not as much as in others anyway) but I did got attacked in them. Here is a couple of weird ones.


Deam started with a mermaid that could transform to human and mermaid whenever it liked. This required "257 dances(?)" if I recall right. It jumped to sea and started doing whatever it did to turn to mermaid again, there happened very bizarre things which I don't remember much, and what I do remember is a bit embarrassing so I skip that... anyway!

At some point it attacked me, with it's "cheese dragon". Don't ask me what that is, because I have no clue. I wake up and feel reliefed, but not so when I notice that there is a pile of cheese on the floor like someone would have took a big chunk of cheese and smashed it to floor. (It didn't look like cheese but for some reason I assumed it was.)

I get out from some room and I am at some warehouse harbor, with some kind of warehouses only... It's abandoned and locked down, all gates are locked so I am stuck there. There are some guards however so I start telling them to let me out (Just then I noticed I was Mr. T), telling about cheese dragon when guard says: "You seriously think I don't know how serious this is? It killed my wife!" and he starts telling how it happened and all but I can't recall what he said. I think I woke up before he finished.



This is from two nights back. Dream starts when I rummage in the room, kicking door in maybe, and tell some girl who is sitting on sofa to leave. She just stares there doing nothing. Next thing I remember is that I make some another guy in the room disappear by clapping my hands together once. No reaction from girl still. I leave the room.

I am in a shop, buying some Mynthons, when shopkeeper gives me wrong kinds of them and then before I know it, I have bought it. I start saying that they sold me wrong kinds of Mynthons when shopkeeper discusses with another whether they sold give it free. "It's free" they tell me.

"Oh, nice!" I reply. Suddenly out of nowhere that girl from before attacks me from behind (Except that it is zombified Elvis Presley, white jacket and black hair at least) and kills me in a few seconds, I barely have time to struggle. Then, when I am dead in front of it, it turns it's vision to me, as it was now in 3rd person and all (as in, it turned it's attention to me observing my dead body and it).

It smiles and tells me "You're dead". I reply: "Yeah, but I am not dead in my dreams" and do some sort of punch and it, waking up.

Comments:

Elvis dream didn't seem that scary when I dreamed it, but when I woke up, I was quite scared... not sure why.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID FALSE AWAKENING PRECOG

01:00 GMT

Wrathful deities
A chase, confrontation with some wrathful deities. I escape some place through a narrow window and deliver something to someone.
(...)

05:35 GMT
Cookies and kids
One of my last days on some very nice sunny city. It’s already end of the day and when passing a street I find this amazing bakery selling traditional pastry from this country/city. There is a lady baking the cookies on some open kitchen and selling them directly to the passer-by. Because these cookies are so famous, you have to get a numbered ticket and wait ages for your turn. I see my number and the amount of people waiting and I decide it’s not worth it, but then the baker tells all the other people to wait because she will take my order first. Really? Why? The other customers are not happy about it... It’s really hard to choose the best cakes and cookies so I ask for two of each, hoping they will still be ok in a few days when I get back home. Some cookies are still being baked and I have to wait a bit. Meanwhile I am allowed to enter the kitchen and I start talking to some ladies working there and I help them with some tiding up of the place. They have some old food in the fridge and I throw it away. Then they kick me out, because apparently they have to bake a huge load of cookies for a kid’s excursion next day.
On the next day me and my BF join this excursion and help take care of the kids. We go in groups in vans and we stop at a parking lot in front of the ocean. The kids are being taken to the beach. For a brief moment I wonder how we got into this? I don’t feel like taking care of dozens of kids all day. I then have this underlying feeling that I’m not obliged to actually do it – I’m half aware this is a dream - so I turn around to see what else is there to do. I see a green hill with a zig zag earthen path going up, flanked by Buddha’s statues of different sizes. I tell my BF “Let’s go there:”, but he won’t turn his back on the kids, because he doesn’t have this intuition it’s a dream. Divided between two dreams, I wake up.

08:00 GMT

Buddha is a teenager in blue jeans
At some bookshop I see a magazine, like Times, with a cover story on Tibetan Buddhism and it has pages and pages with amazing photos of teachers and famous practitioners and incredible Himalayan landscapes. I so want to buy it. On the cover it says £2, but I ask the cashier how much it costs in EUR. She tells me it’s 8000 something EUR and I LMAO. I ask “Are you nuts? It’s like 2.5 EUR.” And she replies that it’s not a simple conversion of prices, there are taxes and whatever. I still say “Are you aware of how much is 8000 EUR? Even if you’d say 8 EUR, it would be too expensive! Can you please just pass the mag under your bar code scanner to check the price?” But she says no and that she will call a colleague to ask. I’m about to give up. She comes back and tells me “If you come after 20h, when we’re closing, we can make a 50% discount on the mag, it would only cost 4000 EUR”. I say nevermind and start realizing this must be a dream.
Then the store becomes a bus and I think “Hum, why don’t I just materialize a lot of cash to pay for the stupid mag, just for fun?”, so I visualize I put my hand in my pocket and come out with 10000 EUR in cash. There’s someone by my side, not sure if still the same lady, surprised that I can do that and I say “Oh yeah, it’s just dream money. How much do you want? Just say it and I’ll make it appear.” But then my pockets are also filled with crumbles from cookies and lots of dirt. I empty them to find out what more is there, but then realize I’m wasting my precious lucid time. As I walk to the front of the bus I throw everything on the floor – money, magazine, bag, even a coat and I feel so light. The bus driver doesn’t know what I want to do, I smile and I cross the windshield – he and other passengers freak out. I lift of and fly high to see where I am. I see a road ahead of me, flanked by houses, up above a beautiful blue sky, down below a sea or a lake to my left and green hills to my right. I see a gate for what seems to be an amazing property with a park and decide it’s a good place to sit and meditate. But when I arrive there I see families with noisy kids all around. Oh well, I’ll have to endure. I look for a green spot to sit, but then all of the ground is muddy and uninviting. I recall my need not to drift or feel discouraged. I focus on the Buddha. I don’t visualize the Buddha image, but I sense Buddha’s presence and hold on to it. Then I find a covered passageway between two houses and in the middle of it there’s an amazing tower-like covered veranda with a central low pedestal with a base to sit on which is perfect. I sit there and it has a view over the whole park and the sea in the distance. The sun is setting and beautiful golden shades reflect on the water. But I realise all this is also distraction and as I am getting lost on it, I feel myself waking up. I hold on to the dream and I slide back in. I try to visualize the Buddha, but it’s not working. I feel myself waking up again, but I still hold on and slide back in. This time in front of me is my black kitten hugging another yellow kitten and I find it extremely sweet, but remember I must stay focused. Not trying to visualize the Buddha anymore, I instead try to just feel the Buddha’s presence more strongly. I do and then imagine that this presence becomes a ball of light that enters my body through my crown chakra. I feel a very powerful effect, like a force field around my head. I start to hover, feeling this amazing radiant light coming out of my chest, but then I see again all these people on the park, playing ball and whatever and this slight distraction was enough to call it off. I start to wake up again but slide back in one last time. Now I try again to really see the Buddha, so I summon the Buddha and wish that he is there on my back when I turn around. I turn around and there’s this round faced oriental looking teenager, who looks just like a Buddha, but he is wearing jeans and a checkered shirt. He looks just like he is just another kid in the park, but very lonely. He looks bored and just sits on a tree log watching the others playing. I’m like “WTF? Not what I had in mind.” The sun is setting and people are then leaving the park. Some lady comes with a couple of other teenagers and tells them to keep the Buddha-boy company. They look extremely bored by that, they don’t feel like baby-sitting. But then the Buddha-boy tells them not to worry, because he won’t be any burden to them. He’ll either stay quiet if they want or just be as interesting as they want. The other kids feel bad for their first reaction, ‘cause they feel he is actually not that lame and they tell him they are actually not that cool to hang around either. Then the Buddha-boy says “Then I’m sure we’ll get along, ‘cause I am myself a dick.” And they all laugh. I watch them leaving and I wake up.

9:15 GMT

Thursday 25th November

I remember Being in a swimming pool where there were a few people i knew (didnt write the names down) First mistake missed out on this detail.

Second dream I remember I not sure if It was Lucid or not, been reading heaverly on this since watching Inception.

I was in a hotel room I knew I was dreaming but wasnt sure what to do as the dream didnt seem stable and I was fighting to not to wake up, even tried the spinning techinque which didnt work. I remember a man in the room but couldnt see his face.

Oh well not much from the first night I'll try again tonight.

I was a character with a group, we were defending a house from demons and zombies, i was the most powerful of the group. All of a sudden all of our power was gone and we had to run. I jumped over a zombie by stepping on him! We ran to a gate, but for some reason i had a bad feeling and went around. I saw 4 women in red dresses, they were very powerful vampires. and they massacred my team. i ran away and eventually found myself in a fortress. i decided to quit, because it was like a game. All of a sudden i found myself in the fortress with a new group. My friends were next to me playing them. there was 1 girl wizard, and some unknown character. we upgraded the girl by giving her some abilities, steel armor, and a armor upgrade, which gave her more armor. the armor was like a sexy armor from a anime show. we climbed this big pole that went to the top of the fortess. a giant man appeared and started attacking us. eventually we got to the top of the fortess, and we battled the giant. the girl used a spell amd froze the giant, i used a special sword attack to kill him. We then fled from the fortress, and ended up in the ocean. very soo, after we got rescued by a boat. end

Hey, I haven´t wrote in a while, but I want to say I have really made progress in my dreams. I have never been good at dreaming, and when I started to think about dreams and write theme down it has becoming easier. For sixth month I had only 15 dreams. Now in the last few weeks I have mad a big progress. The last 2 weeks I have nearly remembered all of my dreams . It has now soon got a year before I started with DJ.
I am going to tell you about a really short dream I had, but there are coming more, the other are kind of long and I don´t have the power to manage to write theme all down today. So here is my very, very short dream:
I dreamed that I dreamed tonight. In the dream that I dreamed I wake up, and came to my "dream". When I wok up in the dream that I dreamed, I was in my bed in the dream. I was looking up, no one was there, but just when I was about to close my eyes in the dream, my brother came in to my room. I saw that he had a new white pullover.
Then I wok up from my dream by my alarm clock, and saw that no one actually was in my dream .

Hey, had a dream were I went to school. When I was there I talked with some buddies of mine, and one of them was a guy named Oscar. My first lesson was German, and my friends told me that we were going to have a test today, which I was not aware of. So I went to my locker to get some energy drinks because I was tired and I did´t want to fall asleep at the test. On the way to my locker I saw a guy also holding in a bag of energy drinks. He nod at me, and I nod back. In the dream I called my energy drinks Nutra, but there real name is actually powerking.
When I came to my locker, to my disappointment someone had stolen my Nutra (Powerking). There was a classmate next to me call David, asked him, he did not knew anything. I never thought about that guy I had sawed earlier, so I started to rage at David and blaming him for stolen my powerkings. After a while my friend Cengiz came from nowhere. He was my classmate in the class I went in before. I greeted with him, and then I don´t remember any more of the dream.

I was not lucid. But it felt extremely real...

I remember being a big, dark room. It was a library room I think. No, it was a locker room. The lockers had little sections and that where we were. There were two exits to the locker room. One was locked from the OTHER side (we could open it) and on was just a big opening and that where the zombies came from.

Nothing much happened in between the times when we were there and when the zombies came, but all of a sudden they started coming like 2 or 3 at a time. I was with my best friend, Jack. The zombies would come in and we would beat them to death by hitting them in the head HARD. Eventually a lot of dog zombies started to come. This is when a bunch of other people came out of nowhere. I just remember them all of a sudden being there.

So when the dogs came it, we could take them by the snout and lower jaw, and rip their heads in half.

In between the dogs and the regular zombies, I remember open the door that was locked from the other side. A bunch of zombies tried to get through, but I closed it before they could push through.

I don't remember how we got out, but somehow me, Jack, and some adult that I knew broke away from the group and got out. We were underneath New York City. I remember hoping they hadn't reached the surface.

We went to this rundown building in which the adult met a friend of his who was a scientist I think. He was working on something. I turned around, looking at the entrance and I saw an ugly zombie... We killed it, and then I don't remember what happened after that.

Driving to Class

It is 2:00pm (I know the time because I have to leave home to make a long commute to college to take a class). A few things happen to delay me about 15 minutes, and I can finally leave. My father comes along, and decides that he is coming with me. We hop in my car and start the commute. A little way down the road I point out to him that my class goes until about 9:30 or 10:00 at night. He was going with me to do one little thing down the road from the school. I don't think he really wants to wait around for 6 hours or so until I am done with class. He realizes this isn't a good idea, so we decide to turn off the main road and go to a town called "Augusta", or something similar. Whatever the name is, it isn't there in real life though I think it represents a town that is.

The plan is that my mother and brother will meet us in Augusta and pick up my father. It seems that much of the dream from here on consists of driving around in circles and gets a little monotonous and frustrating.

The Detectives

I am a little unclear as to the details of this dream. It just came back to my mind after journalling the last one. I am a detective. Also, I am with my family and we are trying to pick out a movie to watch tonight. There are four of them, two new movies and two classic movies. I can't tell the ratings on the new movies, but I don't know if they contain any objectionable material or not.

Now I'm eating french fries. There is a lot of ketchup on the french fries. Way too much ketchup. However, an attractive lady is also eating the french fries. Then I realize I have been looking for her, because she is the one I have to arrest. But I'm also hungry (this dream took place in the early morning). The dream seems to be half about eating and half about arresting this woman. She is sad about being arrested and I feel a little bad about it.

Skydiving (fragment)

I don't remember much of this dream. It may have been the result of an incubation attempt. All I remember is skydiving.

Two nights- don't remember any dreams except one tiny fragment. We are holidaying out of town- different eat and sleep patterns so that's probably why I don't remember anything.

In which I cook Thanksgiving dinner...

I'm rolling out dough for a pie. When I get a nice, flat layer, I pull out a basket of tin cookie cutters. They are shaped like zoo animals, and I cut the pie dough up into animal shapes.

I emerge from one dream, the contents of which are fairly blurry... I think they involved being attacked by a helicopter and a plane while on foot, and tricking the two into clipping their wings on nearby buildings. Anyway, after I wake up I notice I'm not turning around and maintain enough presence of mind to stay still and close my eyes. I relax and let sleep come back into me, and soon enough I realize that I'm in a dream state. It's a rather formless place, but when I start to think about what I'd like to do it begins to fill with a series of pipes for acrobatics. I soon find that the pipes are too closely placed, and I can't do the wide swinging arcs that I want to. Instead I focus and jump, and end up flying through the roof of the space. I emerge into a beautiful parklike area, with a large shining lake and forest all around, and I fly for a few moments before waking.

I dream I am at school. I'm in Mr. Brown's room. He's my science teacher. He likes to talk in third person. He's old. I'd say around sixty. White hair and glasses.

We are all working on a science project. I'm not sitting in my usual seat. I get up and run into two girls in the class. For some reason, they began slapping me around. I'm not hurt, but I'm getting joy out of this.

After the slapping is over, I walk over to a table. I ask where the printer paper is, and begin to scan the table for it. I find it, and take a few pieces.

I proceed past the girls again, and back to my seat. I sit, and I hear a cell phone ring. I see my friend Logan pull out his cell phone. It rings again. Mr. Brown sees it. Logan asks where to put his cell phone. Our school requires that we hand in our cell phones when caught. He says to put it on his desk.

I then pull out my old, old cell phone. It was the black Nokia I had two cell phones ago. I knew it was deactivated. Mr. Brown sees it. He asks me to turn mine in too. I explain to him it's deactivated, and I'd prove it by putting it in water. He tells me to prove it.

I suddenly become lucid without my dream signs! I figured I'd still prove him wrong. I begin to waterbend ice onto my phone, and swipe the ice around. Mr. Brown looks like an idiot now, stunned to see I didn't lie. I really don't give a damn.

I then see a girl. She says if she gets hurt her Mom will kill her(not literally!). Just to be an ass, I walk over and punch her in the face. She falls over in pain, and everyone around us gasps.

I begin jumping and teleporting around the room like an idiot. She gets up, and comes over. She tries to attack me, but it's useless. I'm too fast when I'm teleporting. I begin to do some counterattacking. She says her partner is much better than her. She says he's outside.

I go outside, and I'm at the same school backyard, but it's designed like a beach. I see some stairs, and I slide down the rails. I see her partner. It's Nappa from Dragon Ball Z. He's just having fun in the water.

I return to the girl, and say her partner was worthless. She then chases me until we end up in an empty room. One side's light, the other is dark. We're on the light side.

Her Mother then comes. She's P.O. I'm laughing my ass off. The two argue for awhile.

"This is madness!" the Mom says. I then get a smirk on my face.

"Madness?" I say. I grab the Mom by her shirt.
"THIS IS SPARTA!!!" I shout. I toss the Mom into a brick wall. I accidenlty kill her.

"Oops." I say. Now the girl is P.O. She begins to twice, and foam at the mouth. She begins to transform into a bug as tall as an adult human. I laugh. I then shape-shift into Godzilla, and I'm so tall, I can't see her anymore. I'm three-hundred and twenty-eight feet of fun.

I turn back to normal, and so does she. I say she's so worthless, she might as well join me. The dream begins to fade, and I awake.