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I'll make this quick. I met this chick at Sheetz and got her number. She was in my dream.

Teleport to Island (non-lucid)

The beginning is fuzzy. I was traveling down a long a lonesome rural road. Something happened. I had no car. There was this zipper-like 2D obstruction in space-time. Purple and blue swirling inside of it. I jumped into it.

I am teleported to some sort of tropical island.

I walk up long wooden steps and into this nice house. There is a lot of people there. It is a party. The girl invites me up to her room where some heavy romance goes on.

There are some other characters there at the party including 2 people like this:

I remember seeing a solar eclipse, and then saw the moon moving to the right out of the eclipse. The color around the moon was golden. I just saw a black sky with the eclipse. I just remember that it was extremely vivid, for a moment I actually thought I had seen a eclipse except I realized I had not seen one in real life before.

I was in a hotel room, and the neighbors were either playing music or making noise, while I was trying to sleep. The light was on in the room, and there were bunk beds, and a bunch of indiscriminate things against the wall. I went over trying to kick the wall repeatedly, and hit the wall, so they would stop making noise. My legs felt weak and I couldn't get lots of force to kick the wall, so it wasn't very loud. And I was having to climb over this stuff (some boxes, and things I couldn't tell what they were) in order to get to the wall.

I was in some kind of train station, like union station in chicago, except there was room enough only for one train (as far as I could tell) and it was well lit. There were tracks, then along the platform were terminals and had railings out to the end of the platform. Like the platforms leading up to a rollercoaster. Inside it looked like the security checkpoints at the airport, where there were lines sectioned off and led through what looked like metal detectors. The conveyor belts which scan the luggage for anything dangerous were also in there. I was walking along the platform with my family, and then knew we had to get inside because it would be dangerous if a train arrived with us on the outside. So we entered and made our way through the inside, and I saw my dad in one of the lines approaching a metal detector.

I woke up in real life, then went back to bed, so I'm not sure during which sleep cycles I had these dreams.

I also had a dream where I was with a couple music people too, but don't remember anything else from it.

I also remember thinking that I was dreaming, or thinking about the possibility that I could be dreaming, but did not act upon it and felt like I was in one of those "in between" places again.

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03.09.2010

Every Little Thing. . . (DEILD)

★★★☆☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

A DC informed me the Advanced ToTM was to kill an angel, so I summoned one, placed my hand on his pearly white, robed shoulder, drew my blade, and told him it would be okay as I rent open his chest, slashed through his throat, and drove my katana through his back before finally bringing it out and shoving it into his head; I brought him back to life afterwards, of course.

Method: DILD
Recall: below average
Lucid Ability: 5
Vividness: average
Dream Length:unknown

I remember there was some girl named ivory there, and I was going to give her a present. I was at some old campus, and it was night time. There were these artifacts that were in display cases, and one was closed book carved out of stone. I grabbed it and headed of to where she was. I entered an area full of tables similar to a lunch room, but everyone there seemed like they were studying. I walked up to Ivory, and offered her the book but she refused. I told her that it was priceless and I wanted her to have it, and she told me she knew that because she was the one to brought it there to begin with. She told me some other stuff about me that I didn't like and I pimp slapped her.

Everyone got quite, and I started walking off, some guy with his arms cross said "you don't want to do that again" to me. I punched him in face and he took it like a man. I punched him again...same thing. I eye gouged him so hard that my two fingers couldn't go in any further, and when I pulled them out, the guy was sill in that same cocky stance with no changes to appearance. I apologized to the guy and went about my business. There was a film of goo on my fingers that smelled like hell I noticed before I woke up.

Method: DILD
Recall: poor
Lucid Ability: not tested
Vividness: average
Dream Length: unknown (don't remember anything earlier)

I was at some diner and this girl was asking me questions, and all of a sudden she grabbed my hand and put it between my legs. She told me we might as well have sex here, and the scene started changing into my room. She got on top of me, and she had her tits in my face, and I told her to slide down a bit so I could remember her face. She stayed there for a while, and I thought I was going to wake up, but she finally switched positions and we were both laying sideways in the bed, and she was facing the other direction. I continued pounding her until I woke up.

I'm in a bedroom discussing a golfing trip with some girl. I don't know too much about golf, and apparently she loves it so planning a five day trip to some resort. I'm not too excited about playing her, so I tell her that we'll play different versions of the game to make it easier for me. She leaves, and I walk out side, and I find myself at an outside walkway of a two story building. It's similar to the one I lived in at the army, but theres a swimming pool a few feet in front of us, and theres no railing, and it's not in the middle of the desert.

Some miniature dog runs up and tries to play with me. It's running around in circles, and it wants to get me into the act. I moved forward and stopped really quick and the dog tried to do the same thing, but it slid and fell off the building. I thought it would have been dead for sure, but it wasn't. I told everyone around the area not to tell the blonde lady what happened to her dog, and I headed down the steps to go after it.

(gap in recall)

I'm heading to the bathroom and when I find a spot, all the urinals are really high up, and some kid goes to the one next to us, and when he pees it ricochets over to me and the next guy. I blocked my face till it was over and told him to watch his aim next time. (I waited to talk because I didn't want pee going into my mouth) So....I continued my business and some black and red insect showed up on my finger. It had claws like a scorpion, but it had four of them, and it looked like it lacked a stinger. I tried to let it crawl elsewhere, but it starting pinching my finger. I broke each claw one by one, and threw him to the ground and smashed it. It left a yellowish goo on the ground.

I am in a library. I borrow Bram Stokers 'Dracula' and start reading it. Soon I am myself in the story.
Dracula is hunting me with his werewolf ally. I end up in an old room (a tavern?). There is a black table in the room. Also the walls and ceiling are black. The floor is covered in a thick layer of dust. There are two women in the room. Another is skinny and another is fat. I sit next to the skinny woman, but they change places. The fat woman's manifestation (or essence or something like that, its a little hard to explain) is a ghost. The skinny woman's manifestation (same as with the fat woman) is a werewolf. Both the werewolf and the ghost are with Dracula. When he comes to the room, the werewolf and the ghost will sit on their places next to the two women. There is also a man in the room. He has a pistol, but its pipe points 180 degrees to the wrong way, towards the one holding the gun, so the man has to hold it so that he pulls the trigger with his thumb. Dracula comes to the room. I run away with the skinny woman and the man, who is shooting at Dracula with his gun. The skinny woman is escaping Dracula, because he would turn her into a werewolf and make her hunt her father (but apparently not killing him).
We go to a water slide. The water is warm. The slide turns out to be an underground river. The bottom and the tunnel walls and ceiling are composed of volcanic stone. I can see it in the red glow of stone. But when i touch the stone with my feet, it feels as warm as the water. The riverbottom is also rough with dull spikes maybe 30 centimetres thrusting from it. I fear I'll hurt my feet on them, but luckily that doesn't happen. We emerge from the tunnel. Somewhere at this point i wake up. I do a RC to confirm I'm awake. Soon I fall asleep.
The dream continues. Now Dracula is imprisoned in the Moon for 1000 years with the werewolf. I am with the skinny woman and a dark elf. We go in to a building. It is an old butcher's. Its walls and ceiling are as black as the tavern's. It has a platform in may two metres' height. The dark elf climbs up and asks if from the woman if she still has sausages. She says yes and gives the dark elf all her four sausages whe he asks to. He puts them hanging from the ceiling. He pulls out a small carcass from seemingly nowhere and puts it with the sausages. No we'd have to pretend there's no one there. "This is where we'll wait", the dark elf says.
A thousand years pass. After those years one of the craters in the Moon starts expanding, releasing oxygen. Soon the black hole covers almost everything of the unnaturally large full moon. After the first crater has settled down, another starts expanding. Dracula and his werewolf ally have returned. I go to the water slide. The start of the slide is now where it ended the previous time. Now there is a football team of five members in the slide. They are in two tubes that are connected to each other. The foremost man is holding a coca cola bottle. I wander in the area fore a while. Soon i go to the water slide for the third time. The football team is there again. We set off. The walls of the tunnel are now composed of plastic. The foremost man throws the lemonade from his bottle on the rest of us. We emerge from the tunnel again, but it is not the place from which I started the slide for the first time. It is a vast, dark cavern. We leave it. When we come from the door, we are facing wide stairs. They are full with M18 claymore mines, which will detonate if someone crosses their sensors. A friend of mine tries to fet past the mines (the football players have all changed into my friends). I try to go with him, but suddenly we hear sounds and run away. I run to the previous room. Instead of the water slide, there are now rails. I jump down maybe two metres, where the rails are, but soon i leave them because I fear I'll get hit by a train. I climb back up and try to get some light from my mobile phone in the darkness, but it doesn't work properly. Sometimes the light comes, but soon it fades out. Soon the door opens, and a woman strides in. She is about 1,70 metres tall and has long red hair. With her comes an older man. She asks the man if there are anyone here. I lay silent where I was when the woman came in while she searches the room, but she doesn't find me altough she comes only a few metres from me. She goes back to the man. They talk for a while and leave.
When they have left, the others come in. I put the lights on and have a look at the room. It is indeed very large and has two old steam locomotives in it. Abruptly the woman comes back in. I hide under a blaket as soon as I can but the woman has already seen us all. "I have you!" she cries "I have you all! How are you so [I]stupid[I]? You are so utterly stupid! How're you gonna escape now?" I step forth, say: "By this" and wake up.

I can't remember this dream too well, but I'll do my best.

I'm in a city which reminds me of Saint Petersburg. It's very brightly colored, and the buildings are all about the right height. I enter someone's apartment, and have sex with a woman there. Afterwards I put my clothes back on but no underwear. I think I'm wearing jeans, so it's really uncomfortable. She turns out to be in a relationship, maybe married. The guy enters the room, but he doesn't care at all. Then she becomes my mom. I feel mostly disgusted, thinking that I just sex with my mom. Then we go to get gas for the car. We begin walking, but then we're in a car, with my dad driving. I know where the gas station is because I found it just a little earlier. There's one interested intersection that we pass through, and then we stop at a red light. A bunch of people walk across the street, but one guy stops in front of the car and holds his hand out. It's one of the guys from small group. I'm pretty annoyed, and then I see him from another angle, doing the same thing.

In another dream, I'm with a bunch of friends my age. We're high up, in some sort of futuristic place. We pass over many bridges, going from building to building. Finally Bo and I are a little behind, and I start going across the bridge, but it's unstable. The end attached to where I want to go breaks off, and the bridge wobbles. After some struggle and much wobbling, I make it to the other side. Bo is behind me, and he makes it too. It was almost like zero gravity after the bridge broke. I should have noticed that none of it made any sense.

Just wanted to update this and get it out of the way for today:

I dreamed today that I was talking to my friend Nate over text messaging. He is also the guitarist in my band. He kept insinuating that he wasn't able to practice (a thing I'm afraid of every week ) and he finally told me he can't come because he can't skip out on work because he's gotta make some money. I remember feeling heartbroken and telling him right away: "Hey don't worry about it. Just make sure to come I'll pay for you to practice. Like 50 bucks." And I remember that he was still reluctant. I also remember asking another person who works at Pizza Hut if he had to work today and that person saying "No." So I was upset that he was bailing on me for no reason.

Man. I haven't had a good string of recalls in awhile. I need it.

Even though i went to sleep late, i still managed a short LD.
Lucidity- 4
Vividness-6
I was sitting in my bed and whenever i wake up i do a RC incase of a FA. So i sat up and opened my window. Tore threw the screen and stepped outside. I jumped up and started flying. I went to the moon because i'm still trying to get my first Shared dream. But the moon was instead a smaller version of earth. Then i fell out of lucidity and went into another dream.

I can't get to the moon. For some reason the moon in my dreams is never the moon. So now i'll try and get in an elevator and hit biodome.

This dream may or may not have been longer, but here are the parts that I can remember.

I was living with my family again at our old house on Broadway, only there was also this other guy living with us who kind of looked like Gabriel Iglesias only shorter and not quite as fluffy. Anyways, I was in what must have been my brother's room (because A) it was really heavily cluttered and B) there was a scene coming up where I was in my room, which was different) and my brother was there too when Gabriel Iglesias guy came in and demanded something. We were both blew him off so he took out an uzi and sprayed the room; he didn't hit me at all but it killed my brother. Shortly, it cut to a courtroom where I was watching the verdict in the murder trial; GI guy was somehow found not guilty. So I wake up in my bed some morning after but I'm all depressed so I just lay there for a while. When I finally got up, I found my dad and GI guy in the kitchen packing up my brother's stuff. I asked if I could look through it for anything I could use (there was kind of a neat looking fan, and a lot of our old Nintendo hardware). As I started looking through his stuff, I said, "I know we didn't get along, but now that he's gone I kind of miss him." Then I broke down in tears.

Now here's the kind of weird part: I sensed something was weird, I guess probably from the emotional breakdown so I thought, "AM I DREAMING? REALITY CHECK!" But instead of doing a proper reality check I ended up just waking myself up.

Oops.

There was a little bit of dream bleeding with this one too. I woke up into reality trying to figure out how I could sneak some concentrated potassium chloride into GI guy's bloodstream.

So it seems the new mantra has a bit of a gaping flaw, and I suspect I know why. Namely that I haven't associated it with an actual reality check. I'll maybe fix this in the future, but for now this'll go on the back burner.

Type: regular dream.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

I have to stop going to bed so late, my recall is suffering...

In this dream, I was on a computer. I was sitting in a chair inside some form of wooden cabin sunroom, and I was working on a website. The page looked normal, but there was a big fat bar at the bottom, like the status bar in Internet Explorer but thicker and had a number in the lower left corner. It was currently at "0.00", probably gauging money or something.

I closed the page I was working on, and the number changed to "-44.00", as if I were in debt for closing the page! I looked away to get something, and the number changed once more, becoming somewhere in the -200's. I remember flipping out because I didn't have the money to pay, and my mom would be so mad at me if she were to find out. What would I do?

Lucid

Non Lucid

1. I had a dream where I was (or there were) a lot of different types of Jesus Christs and one of them (possibly me) had a French accent. They were holding an olympic games sorta thing and I ordered someone to go around the track for 5 years.

2. I was with a group and a little kid showed me what he saw: *explicit content*

3. I was cracking a lot of eggs straight onto an oven hotplate. I was meant to do it quickly and ensure that all the egg fell out. A proper chef was watching me.

Thats about it. I am not sure if we can write explicit material on here so I have avoided it right now.

Even though I live in a student apartment, on the second floor, with my mate R, I'm far from a regular student. I always wear black suits on evenings, because that's when I go to my job, as a kidnapper, extortionist and blackmailer. I'm a professional, taking jobs only from a select few clients, and taking no risks.
This time, The Boss wants me to lean on the senator's son to make him influence his father to change his mind on a law proposal. I go to his house to talk to him. The senator's son, skinny guy with short hair and glasses, but a stone cold look on his face, comes willingly, so it's not like a regular kidnapping. However, he refuses to accept my demands. No threats can make him change his mind about this, he says.
Frustrated about not having a break-through, I call up my flat-mate R, to see if he has any suggestions. He says, "For influence, and to learn how to be cruel, there's a series of YouTube films you have to watch. It's called Happy Tree Friends. There you can learn how to be more cruel, so he will listen to you. Even show him the show, and that you like it, and he will understand that you have no mercy."
After watching Happy Tree Friends by myself a little bit, I take my laptop to the senator's son (who is now tied up in a safe-house somewhere), to show it to him. We both watch it together.
(The whole focus changes to the "full screen" episode on youtube.) In this episode, a cute, brown bear has set up a trap to catch a rabbit. It works, cutting in to the rabbit's legs as he is trapped in the metal jaws. He picks up the rabbit, laughing hysterically. He then pretends to set him free, only to catch him again. The bear now takes and axe and chops off limbs and parts of the rabbit's stomach.
"Do you believe me now?", I say to the senator's son, who is looking a lot more frightened. "You still won't kill me though," he says, and still refuses to change his mind.
I go back to the apartment, where I almost take a wrong turn into my neighbours apartment, which confusingly is behind the doors of a lift, which I thought went upstairs. I go to my room, find my phone with a few text messages from The Boss, which makes no sense. I text to him that there's a problem with the senator's son, and we need to meet.
The Boss comes to my apartment, accompanied by his life guard. The Boss is a big, bald man in a black suit, smoking a cigar. He tells me, "If there's no way he will change his mind, get rid of him". "But I'm no hitman," I reply. "I don't care, just do it". The Boss is looking a bit annoyed now. I agree to do it, but not for free - I will charge him 450 extra for the killing.

Lucidity: 5/10
Vividness: 7/10
Length: ~10 Min.

Lucid Dream #6:
I was in a giant open area and there were buildings, I don't know how I became lucid. I found out that this girl named Maddy was in a small locked room because she would hurt people if she got out. I had the key. Somehow she got out and she was wearing her school uniform, from school. I almost gave her a key. It looked like she wanted it so I wondered what would happen if I put it close to her. She slowly tried to grab it, wondering if I would give it to her. I took my hand away and said "no" she also said "no" and shook her head. They got her back in her room and I walked off. I wanted to know what was in my mind. So I walked away from the left of her cage and thought about trying to find Jake, my friend. But I decided that it was too complicated and found some guys yellow house. It was so small you couldn't even sleep in it. So I busted though his front window and he told me that he got it for his birthday. Then I looked down and found out that there was a roach crawling towards him. So I got out and looked around. Everywhere around me looked like sand and rocks. So I started walking again. While I was walking I found out that I had a lazy eye. Of course it wasn't real, but I still could. Somehow I ended back where I started, with Maddy. Then I started to wake up. So I took the few seconds I had and calmed down. When I woke up I didn't lift a finger. So I started to lucid dream again. I did my first successful DEILD.

Lucid Dream #7:
In this dream I didn't start out where I left off, I started out in the desert. But there weren't very many buildings. A few seconds into it and my eyes started to hurt, you know when you keep your eyes open for long enough they start to feel dry. That's what happened. I wondered if my eyes were still open? There was no possible way to know. I tried to wake myself up a few times but it didn't work. So once they stopped hurting I calmed down. So I started walking, somewhere and decided that I wanted to try sex again. So I wandered around and found out that I was in a swamp. I found a girl but she was ugly. So I carried on. I tried to make people appear by expecting them to but they didn't. I suddenly appeared in a forest naked with some other guy. He was naked too. For some reason he said he could use snippers for his dick. So I looked down at mine and it was long and skinny. I was like "It's more thicker than that." Then I could tell that I got a boner in real life because I felt all tingly and my dick became it's proper size. Then I lost lucidity and the dream changed. The End.