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Good morning, everybody. I've had zero dream recall recently. But I remember this dream from last night.

Dream #1

I was in a cafeteria in the basement of a building. I had gotten food from a salad bar. I had a lot of food on my plate.

Now I was at the salad bar again, as if the whole scene were starting over. I had a plate. I was walking along the "salad bar," which was more like an open-faced refrigerator section for displaying drinks at a deli.

I heaped some lettuce and mushrooms onto my plate. I put some other kind of vegetable onto my plate. I lay a couple of long ears of baby corn by the lettuce. I also had some other kind of food by the baby corn.

Feeling the plate, I thought I had gotten too much food. The cafeteria would charge by the pound. This plate was heavy. It would cost me a lot of money. So I decided to put back the baby corn.

At this point I may have had a double-vision, as if my consciousness were in two places at once. I was still in the cafeteria, getting my food, or walking to the register to pay for my food. But I was also sat down in some long, glass-ceilinged corridor eating my food.

(The cafeteria itself had an eating area, I'm pretty sure, just past the registers. But the area I ate at seemed like it was in a different place altogether.)

I hunched over my food at the edge of a long, communal table that looked kind of like a big picnic table. A lot of people passed by me. I may have been in the hallway of a mall. The sunlight was pretty strong coming in through the glass ceiling. To my right, maybe 10 meters away, was a red cinder block walled elevator bank.

The speakers were playing "a U2 song," which may have sounded like "Vertigo." The lyrics said something about how everybody always said bad things about the Internet, but how Bono thought it was great, because it was like the Mona Lisa of porn.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a few fragments the other day, but I couldn't write them down since I was out last night with work. I am going away this weekend, and will be back on monday. Didn't dream anything last night.

05.15: Fragments
*I'm at work and me and Stefan walk around and chew gums. I keep spitting mine out and taking new ones. It's a long dream and I do this alot.

*I'm at a party. A half naked chick positions herself on the couch next to me and she wants to have sex with everyone at the same time. I walk out on the balcony and somehow I become Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory. I count all the footsteps below and calculate something.

*At work again. I'm looking for a new helmet, and I find one. It's advanced and can be like, changed by pulling and twisting.

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Cya!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

WTF. Weirdest dream I've ever had.

It's nighttime. Okay, well it starts out with me getting a ride from my ex with one of his friends. We can't drive, so his mom/dad (dunno which) is driving us. The car is kind of super-sized for some reason, because the seats were really big and roomy.
So I get in from the right side, and his friend/my new friend recently is sitting on the left side. I sit on the far right. And then my ex gets in and sits in the middle (No idea why he didn't sit in the front seat).
As we're driving, I hear Speak Now (Taylor Swift) on the radio. I think to myself "Oh cool! It might be the 13th single!" I was discussing this on a REAL forum a few days ago. (No joke. Here's the topic-Taylor Swift Official Forums - Taylor Swift Message Board: Speak Now Discussion)
(Also, I had my iPod playing on random Taylor Swift songs, and when I checked what it had played when I woke up, Speak Now was one of them, like 10 minutes before I woke up.)

Back to the car ride, the song drifts off and Mine (TSwift) comes on (The song was directly after Speak Now on my iPod in the shuffle) and as I'm listening to it, my ex leans over and says "You are the best thing that's ever been Mine" at the chorus. I am like, about to explode, but I'm suddenly tired, so I just lean over to his shoulder. I reply with "mmmm." Wow that doesn't sound creepy at all.

Then, I'm back at home, and I need ANOTHER ride to whatever I was going to with my ex. So then my pedophile-like band teacher from middle school shows up. Then I'm on Yahoo Answers asking "WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!?" and he's yelling out the window saying "I'm on a busy schedule!" I think this connects to me, because my mom ALWAYS says I'm a really slow person. We don't go anywhere, the dream just changes to something else.

And then my YouTube geek kicks in.
I'm back at home, and some neighbor I've never seen before in my room and asks me to help him. He shows me this leader board, but it's like FILLED with youtube stars. Number one was Ian's Mom from Smosh. I'm sitting there thinking "WTF? Isn't Nigahiga supposed to be #1?" Then it changes to Allie and Charles Trippy from CTFxC. (I haven't watched the vlogs for weeks) and it's really weird now. They are swimming in a maze-thing, like pacman. Then my mom wakes me up from the madness.

So far I've had some sort of dream recall for the past 3 nights. Hope to get a whole week straight!

Crap. Forgot to post this yesterday. Whoopsies.
Well, I was in a different school. And I think it was a little long but I forgot most of it.

So I was going to some class w/ red walls, and all the seats are taken up. I see an empty seat that is in between two seats, but it's right next to my crush, and I'm took chicken to do it willingly. I think "Nah I'll just have a teacher to blame it on". So I go up to the teacher and say "I don't have a seat" and she puts me right next to my crush. I'm still totally embarrassed because of how close we were (it was pretty darn close) And then the class ends.

Then, we're in the gym (On Monday, the last day we had school before it snowed, we had an assembly in the gym) and my crush is sitting a few seats below me. Then, this girl in my class comes up the stairs, and kisses him on the cheek, like she was thanking him for something. I think "WTF?! I SHOULD'VE DONE THAT!!" and I get really pissed and jealous, then the dream ends.

Last night my dream started off with me in the lunchroom then into fourth period (as usual) then I was out in the middle of some field and an airplane was on fire and I was trying to call people. THEN I’m in some ghetto neighbourhood and I open the door to some house and see a kid I know pressin’ buttons then I close the door, turn around, and Lil Wayne is shouting at me for looking in the house. Then Kat Williams gets shot. I run away, and suddenly I’m at my old elementary school. Apparently, the rappers were going to have a meeting there that was going to end in MURDER. So I hid and some short guy came up to me but I was like “Nah brah” and jumped up and ended up in some huge city but I could fly/jump really high so I did and ended up in some date with some indie hipster kid that wore Christmas sweaters in July.
Also, before that I don't remember what house I was in but I was sitting with some guy I know but that's all I remember from that one.

I had quite a few dreams, though they were mostly short.

I had one about Donkey Kong. I guess since Donkey Kong Country Returns has come out, the game developers decided to come out with another, they were going to name it Donkey Kong Country 2.5. I didn't like this idea, I thought if they were going back to the numbers, they should call it Donkey Kong Country 4, then I realized that Returns would qualify as 4, so this would be 5.

I had another where I was listening to and watching the opening to Happy Days. There were a bunch of actors I didn't realize were in it, I don't think any were real, except Henry Winkler was in it I think.

I had one where I guess I was going to the place I used to work at. I wanted my comics back (I guess I lent them) I thought it would be funny to pretend to rob them, and 'steal the comics' back. So I got some toy guns and spray painted them black. I was trying to keep them hidden, but I thought it was pretty funny so I was laughing. I went into the main area with my gun visible and I went to talk to the teller. All the customers got up and ran out (because they saw the gun) I was like "noo.. ahh this isnt a real robbery" so I went up to the teller, laughing from my joke, and said something like "Sorry, I'm not really robbing this place, I'd just like my comics back" I got them.

I had one that lasted a couple months or something.. Though I wasn't aware of the months, it would seem like only a couple hours or minutes. My friend was going out with someone, and that never worked out. So she went out with someone else, which only lasted like a few seconds, like 2 pictures I guess were taken of leaves or something, and they were only like a second apart, thats how long it lasted.. So I asked her if she wanted to go out (I wrote the question out, and she wrote the answer) she said we couldn't because we were different religions. I thought fair enough

I had another where I was showing my second oldest brother my picture I'm drawing of Giligan and the Skipper. He thought it was good I think.

¡Single Sentence Sizzler!®

25.11.2010

Beaten (DILD)

★★★☆☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

Standing defiantly in my poorly lit basement, I shield myself with all the blue, formless energy I can muster without Bankai, but the black, cloud-like entity's ferocious assault finds its way through my barrier, and I can't do anything as its dark, heavy energy (three times the strength of my own) buffets me, overwhelms me; soon we find ourselves in the court outside my house, but before I can do anything worthwhile I wake-up, shaken by the experience.

I am in class. My professor is the same guy who was my Invertebrate Biology teacher in real life. He is showing us some type of video on TV, but there seems to be a problem with it. There is some kind of a picture, like a menu with options in rectangular boxes, but it can hardly be seen amidst the static on the screen...

...Now we are having some meeting down the hall. Our class, or group, or whatever it is, is raising money for some project. They are debating what to spend their money on. The general idea is to spend it on new buildings. I think this is a poor choice, because the college doesn't need the money for new buildings. I think instead they should put it towards scholarships for students who are in financial need. However, everytime I try to bring the idea up, I am interrupted and people talk over me. I get frustrated and start shouting over everyone else with my idea. One of the students looks at me reproachfully, and I feel a little foolish for losing my temper.

Non-lucid Lucid Side notes

I am walking through the playground of Delevan Christian School (the school that I attended from 1st - 4th grade). I am with Tyler Baas and we are searching for bright yellow creatures to catch in a net and add to some sort of collection. We walk past the wood-chipped area and we see some horrific-looking creatures that are tangled in telephone wires about fifteen feet above the ground. These creatures look like skinnier, paler versions of ET with human-looking faces, and one of them has no legs while the other only has one leg. It looks like their legs were just cut off because the stumps are pouring out blood. There are also clumps of human flesh caught on the telephone wires, and these clumps appear to be dripping. I ask what happened to them and the creature with one legs says to me, "My friend just cut off both of his legs with a knife, and I started copying him but changed my mind after cutting off one leg. I put this leg in my backpack". Me and Tyler have no idea why they did this, and are very disgusted. All of a sudden, I see a bright yellow butterfly and me and Tyler begin to chase it. It flies over to behind the gym, and here it lands on my neck and I catch it. I am very excited and show Tyler. He tells me to put it in my bug box in my room. I go into my room (its somehow a part of the school), and see the bug box on my dresser. I don't like the feeling of the butterfly's legs, wings and attenaes touching my palms so I crush the butterfly within my cupped hands. It falls dead onto the dresser, and I notice that for someone reason the butterfly is now green. I look at its wings and see that there is black writing on the wings. This writing includes the Model #, the name of the company, and the "intended recipient" (which is "unknown"). I think to myself, "Hmm... that's weird. This is a mechanical, factory-made butterfly". I realize that some of the butterfly legs fell on the floor of my room, so I pick them up. While I do this, I notice that the cat pissed on my shorts lying on the ground and I get angry.

That night I saw 127 Hours, which explains the creatures cutting off their own legs. As for everything else, I have no idea.

Non-lucid Lucid

I am driving down a road in my car at night. I am heading towards a church because Al from my summer job has invited me to an after-service gathering at a church. I pull up to the parking lot of that church, get out of my car, and look through a large window before I enter the church. Most of the people there are black, and it takes me awhile to spot Al among the crowds, but I eventually see him. He appears to be wearing a bowler's hat and an ugly sweater. Brittni from my summer job walks past me as I am looking through my window, and I say hi to her. I realize that I am wearing a t-shirt that I don't like so I change into my "points of view" t-shirt. I enter into the main room and start looking for Al. I see a table set up with ethnic foods (I think they were from India and Middle East) and I help myself to a plate of that stuff, even though I already ate dinner and I'm a bit full. I search for Al among the crowds but cannot find him. I am disappointed because I wanted to catch up with him again.

26.11.2010

Local Show (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was a little kid starring in a local TV Series, but somehow I'm able to feel the true feelings of the kid, and not just acting it out.

Fragments:
- The show is about this legendary person who sells soup buns.
- The mother of my character was having dinner with a group of people (actors and actresses in real life)
- I turned to my 6 year old (older) brother next to me and asked, "...When is Daddy coming home?" My brother said he didn't know and asked a big brother eating at a table to bring him out to eat, leaving me behind.

26.11.2010

Porn Movie? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I actually remembered this dream quite clearly, but I thought I would hold on to the memory and so I drift off to another dream, but clearly it distorted the memory.

- starring in a porn movie, something about the second video
- accidentally sending the movie to BL (my previous crush), so I was getting flustered about it. Apparently he pleaded with me to stop doing this, and I demanded a reason from him why. The dream ended with a, "Because I still love you."

I woke up, relieved.

I am in a forest, I am lucid at the beginning of this memory. I am remembering the goal of stopping some assholes who are using animals here as slaves, working them to the death to try to find some stupid ore to make them rich. I am thinking how these people need to have their asses kicked. Since this is going to involve hunting, I have brought a company of pokémon with me, quite a few persians and several others that enjoy the hunt. The pokémon with me disperse through the forest, they are waiting their chance for the hunt. Right now all of the assholes are in one place, forcing the animals they have to clear out large areas of the forest so they can dig their mines and get to their precious ore. I make my way through the forest to where this is taking place, I find them there.

The first thing I think when I got there was how could these people actually force those animals to do anything they don't want to? The answer comes to my mind right away as if someone is right there speaking to me, is it Q? Maybe… It says that these animals are generally peaceful, not wanting to hurt anyone, which they might be willing to fight here except for the fact collars they have on are controlling them, so any resistance is rewarded with a blast of excruciating pain. What a bunch of assholes! I went into the open, looking at the people and the animals, the animals were large, they really looked like miniature brontosauruses with fur, each one about as tall as a tree. Right now they are knocking the trees over, tearing them up by the roots, and tossing them to the side like so much trash. I can feel their energy, though, and all I can feel is a sense of hopelessness… none of them dare resist because of the collars, if they resist they will die in pain… I watch that only briefly before one of the animals drops a tree a bit too close to one of the people, the collar activates, and the animal's cry of pain is horrible… it sounds like a cry of death… I am really pissed off.

I go over to the man who seems to be the cause of the animal's pain, the one who had been closest to the tree that had been dropped, though he had clearly not been in any danger of getting hit… I walk right up to him and give him a sharp shove, and I tell him to stop that or he would regret it. It seems they have to focus to make the collars work… and he loses focus when I shove him. The animal is able to get up very quickly considering the pain it seemed to be in, and the man is glaring at me, he asks who the fuck I am, and says I had better get out of the way or I will be sorry. I tell him to stop hurting the animals, he laughs at me and asks why I would care what happened to these dumb animals? They were so dumb that they just let them put on the collars with no resistance… he says that anything that stupid deserves to be used by their intellectual superiors. I tell him I will give him to the count of ten to start getting those collars off, or he will find himself wishing he had never been born. As if to show how little he thought of my threat, he activated the collar on the closest animal, who made a cry of pain. I make a stupid sounding rhyme to do a spell… "The pain you cause will not get through, instead it will come back to you." The animal stops crying out, and the man is now screaming in pain. That makes him lose focus, and he stares at me, dumbfounded. I say he's the one who looks stupid now. He tries to hurt an animal again, he only hurts himself. Several others do the same thing, and are all screaming out in pain when they try. While watching stupid people hurting themselves can be amusing, the idea is to give the pokémon something to hunt, so I pull out a sword and start attacking them, cutting a couple down before the others give up on trying to hurt the animals and disperse into the trees.

"Run!" I tell them as they do just that, "You can run but you will never escape!" Now they are where the pokémon want them to be. Scattered in the forest to be hunted. I decide I don't want to miss out on things entirely, however, so I go into the trees as well. I transform into a cute little rabbit, and hop through the trees. I hear some people out in the forest screaming and yelling, a lot of cursing… I hop farther through the trees, hoping I will come across one of the people soon. I hear movement in the trees off to my right, so I hop in that direction. I hop out of a bush to see one of the people cowering back against a tree. When he sees me, however, he seems to relax… he talks to himself, telling himself to not be so jumpy, it's just a fucking rabbit after all… He gets down on his haunches, and starts talking to me in baby talk, "Who's the stupid little bunny?" he asks in a mocking tone, "Who's going to make a nice stew for me tonight? Who's gonna be dinner?" The man takes a couple steps towards me, reaching out. I hop towards him, he says I must be a really stupid bunny, and as I get closer to him I transform into an alien like those on the movie Alien. The man stares in shock, he pisses and shits his pants just before I run my long spiked tail right through his gut, he tries to scream but all he does is vomit blood and die.

Well… that was entertaining… I turn back into a bunny to see if I can sneak up on another one. I hear movement, and I hop in that direction. I soon hear screaming from over there, and I wonder what is happening. I hop through the bushes and peek into a clearing on the other side to see someone is over there holding one of the people to the ground… and eating him?! I wonder who that is, I don't think any of the pokémon would have taken human form… I hop through the bushes so I can see the scene better, and I recognize Walms… he is the one eating the asshole… He really looks quite disgusting right now, covered in blood and eating some guy that is weakly struggling to free himself. Another of the assholes comes through the trees, maybe following the sound of the other one's scream, then stops and stares at the scene in stunned and horrified silence. Walms glares up at him with a really nasty looking smirk on his face. The man starts stumbling backwards, trips, and falls flat on his ass… a foul odor wafts over from him. Walms gets up and wipes some of the grossness from his face, then tells the man in front of him to get up and run… Walms says he at least wants this to be some fun… The man is blubbering, but he finally rolls over onto his front, scrambles up, and stumbles into the forest. Walms walks calmly after him, chuckling to himself. The guy Walms walked away from isn't quite dead, he is still twitching… The last thing I see before I wake up is the life fading from his eyes as he dies.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID FALSE AWAKENING PRECOG


01:25 GMT

Birds
I am at some place that’s neither home nor a hotel, but I am staying in a room and my mom is in the room next door. As I enter my room, I see two lovely parakeets standing on top of the wardrobe and I call my mom to come and see it. When she arrives, there’s also a cockatoo joining them! I keep my window open in case they want to leave, but instead another pair of parakeets and a little sparrow also join them. I’m thinking if I should buy cages. No! But what about them pooping around? So far, not one pooped, but will they behave that good all the time? As I think about these things, I feel my feet wet and look at the floor and it’s flooded with brown murky water. The worst thing is the incredible amount of plugs I have on the floor about to be submerged by the water. My cat is splshing in the water and I worry he will get an electrical shock. Not worried about me. I soak towels in the water and squeez it on the window to the outside. At some moment the window no longer opens to the outside but to another room and I’m spreading water all over the floor of this room. Then a guy opens the door to this room and comes inside. I say I’m sorry but he doesn’t know what I’m talking about. I then just say that I have a cat and some birds on my room that might accidentally pass to his room and he says it’s ok and sits down on his sofa to watch the news.

03:15 GMT

Meditation fail
Then I guess the same place transforms into a hotel on some floating island or on a cruise boat. I see beautiful aqua blue water throughout the window. It’s a paradisiacal place. But then we’re hit by small tsunamis. Somehow I save this “boat” from turning, but many people just dove on the water and are swimming ashore. I join a couple who’s doing just that but a crocodile is about to attack us and I think I prevent the attack.
On land, we’re all staying at a big dwelling. It’s a lovely night outside, people eat and chat and laugh, under the stars, but I feel extremely lost. I think about sitting outside on a quiet place, meditating, so I go around the house trying to find some silence. But then I see a bunch of cats also hanging around and meowing and I get distracted by them. My friend Zilla comes out of nowhere and tells me I should meditate nevertheless. I tell her is too noisy, but she insists it’s even a better exercise, when there are distractions. I agree and decide to do it, but then wake up.

5:45 GMT

Attacked by dark forces and taken to mysterious city of the elite
Back on that house with the kittens. I became good friend of the couple who owns the place. They are cat lovers and they have outside really nice hideouts for their colony of cats around the house and they treat them well. But there was a female cat they truly truly loved. She one day accidentaly turned on the hi-fi and there was a certain cd on the cd player, with a certain song and from that day on the cat would put this song playing. They never again changed that cd, so she could play the same song over and over. Anyway, it’s morning and I’m going to their bathroom on the basement. I have to dispute the toilet with some other girl who arrived at same time and I offer my turn. They have a second toilet, which is not as nice, door doesn’t close well, but I go there. As I am about to close the door, two tall guys dressed in black suits just materialize in front of me and hold the door. “Come with us!”, "What? Sorry, no". They look like they are not going to let me and I’m saved by my friends, who just pop up very excited “You have to listen to this!” They pass by the guys in suits and drag me to outside. “Listen, listen!”, “It’s the kitty song!”, “But how? Where?” They had no idea, the music was just in the air. I am half-lucid, knowing I'm dreaming but not taking control over it.
I try to follow it, not caring anymore about the men in black, but then my dream is invaded by flashes of really creepy stuff – for example, when I’m almost in tears listening to this beautiful song in the wind, crossing sand dunes, I see this image of a semi-buried dead body in the sand, but as I see it, it also disappears. I try to fight this darkness by focusing on this magic and this love that was flowing before. Then I see black clouds in the sky, approaching, but I realise it’s just black birds. They land a bit further ahead in the sand, so I keep walking through the dunes, holding on to positive thoughts. When I get closer, I see these birds are giant crows, the size of a man, with beaks as large as my arms and still I don’t feel afraid. Only when they start closing me in I get a bit nervous and decide to back away. As I walk back slowly, I see my friends are still on my pursuit and getting closer to me. I tell them to back away, saying it’s dangerous. Then the birds soar and as they almost reach us, it gets darker and the sea rises. We have water by the knees, making it harder to run. Then the birds disappear but from the sea comes a kind of army of big frightening dark apes. Each of them has a monstrous version of the face of the specific person they attack. I decide to fly now to escape them, but then I see one with my face and she just jumps on me and knocks me down to the ground.Everything goes black.
I then don’t know if I am awake or still asleep, because I feel my body lying down, but I see nothing.
Slowly I realise I'm still in the dream, because I feel the sand under my body, but lucidity starts fading and the dream takes over me. I feel tall grasses all around and also warm bodies. I choose to lie still because I don’t know if the ape-monsters are still around. Slowly I start to see some shapes and then the sun rises. Through the tall grasses I see what looks like an army picking up those who are lying down. I see a wooden pathway (those to walk through the dunes) and I manage to slide to a hole in the sand under it. A girl next to me grabs my shirt and totally speechless opens her eyes wide, like totally panicking and saying “Don’t leave me here!” But I can’t help her. I see them taking her and others away. Hidden, I manage to approach their “operation centre” – they have trucks and trains to take people away in groups. There’s a small group standing in line, waiting to be shipped somewhere and I hear them saying “Those guys over there are lucky. They’ll actually have a nice life, near the elite. They’ll be able to study and have good jobs, working for them. The rest of us will be brutally enslaved.”
I then see the group they are referring to and I spot a friend of mine, Eva, among them. They are inside a train carriage and I manage to sneak in and pretend I’m one of them. I want to know more. I want to find out more. I sit by her side and she asks me what am I doing there. The others look unfriendly, clearly thinking if they should report me or not, but in the end they don’t care. I ask her what she knows about this and she just tells me she knows we will be taken to a big city. The travel lasts day and night and we pass by some city at night and we stop at a big improvised tent in the middle of some deserted area, during the day, for eating and resting. She is good at extracting information from people, so then she comes to me with a list of names of places we will be going through until our final destination and they all sound Egyptian-like and I can't recall them. All I do remember was that final destination was Anunaki.

7:00 GMT