A disappointing night ...only one dream albeit not a fragment. 4.40 Another form of hide and seek really. me and one other are moving through 30's/50's London's streets (in Summer because I remember ice cream being somehow involved) I felt anxious because we seemed to be followed by two men. I constantly kept looking back and we eventually ended up at a mainline station and I continued to lookout. I lay there recalling the dream and I must have dozed because it was gone...all I could remember was something about water. But I managed to get the dream back and I think the water bit was a fragment from when I dozed off. I've upped the ante on recall. Instead of think "I was watching TV 5/10/15 minutes ago" I now have to explore in depth..."what programme...what happened?" If someone came to the door..."What were they wearing? What did they say exactly? etc I think I might also try actually visualizing the events in my mind...the route I went if I walked anywhere etc. I can see the effectiveness because it's a lot more of a workload. I wonder what flavour the ice cream was?
08-21-14 I have been trying to develop jet speed flight that has better graphics. It has been very hard. I had a good DILD and could only go so fast and keep good graphics. I eventually woke and did a DEILD. I decided that perhaps hanging on to the wing of a jet would help create a feeling my brain could picture better. I summoned a jet flying overhead but could not catch up to it. I decided to go to an airport and start hanging on before take off. I instead found the jet was smaller than me. The same size as the image I had first summoned. I failed to increase the size beyond maybe a van. The piolet refused to try and take off with a giant grabbing the wing.
August 22, 2014 So, I woke up remembering a dream. but decided to try for a little more sleep and had forgotten it by the time I woke up again. Oooooops.
22:52 pre-bedtime Day memory review: first let memories arise, feeling that each one is a dream, then run through the day in order in detail 23:30? bedtime 00:00 Saturday 2014-08-23 multiple wakings with recall, lost early recall, later recall fragmented, lots of long dreaming sequences most lost ARGH! Must get myself to record or at least seriously try to DEILD on the earlier wakings. I recall trying to determine during one waking if one early dream was lucid or not. 07:40 up and recall (15-20 minutes at least), quick keyword journal, try to sleep again, get close but just too awake +(f) a guy is messing with my computer print-out, "stop wrinkling it!" +(f) rub the completely flat head top of a really big/fat kid, the flatness is due to the haircut, the head is mostly normally shaped but the hair is grown around the side and back of the head so that it forms a flat surface. +(f) kids are breastfeeding other kids? Medium-length sequence, forgot most of it. + leaving the seats the kid runs past me to his dad in another row, I stand and bow and let the people past me in the aisle (that's all, short). + big people have a purpose: they make great store clerks lifting heavy things, I see these big guys carrying large things around, one gathers my order with me in the back, I remember my machete and go to another shelf, I see lots of my things, I find my machete / large knife, pick it up, gesture towards the clerk showing it, I hold the handle and realize it's not very comfortable, the handle is a bit too short. + computer competition with MO and PMcC, we're tasked with finding a bug in the system (like in The Internship), we walk up a stairway through a door and sit down in front of some terminals (like old ADM3A terminals) , one in front of me, one on the ground near my left foot. I take off a glove (it looks like a gray/black rubber dish glove, I wonder what my friends will think of me wearing such a glove), I toss off glove towards the ground, and it lands on the right-side of the keyboard of the terminal on the ground, three fingers separating and simultaneously hitting the CTRL, ALT, and DEL keys which light up as they're pressed. I say "Hey, guys, did you see that, the glove hit CTRL-ALT-DEL!". + I'm watching a game of baseball, I'm standing behind a short fence along the first-base line. I see the pitcher wind-up and pitch: it's a fast-pitch softball circular style of pitch, the batter hits the ball, it's a pop fly, the fielder is right there, it should be an easy out, he lifts his glove and the ball bounces out of it so the pitcher can continue running the bases. I realize that a fielder and the pitcher are giants: at least 2-3 times the size of a human. The pitcher signals the outfield to approach closer, this is because a human has come to the plate. Next a female giant comes to the plate and really hits the ball out of the park, I see it come down out of the sky beyond the fence (by some Eucalyptus(?) trees), it's a home run. After the game, the giants eat the humans? Later on there is a casting call for another baseball game, it's a TV show. Females are not allowed, but I say I saw a female giant in the last game, the guy says that's because it was her personal show. 09:09 up out of bed, DJ on DV
I recently had left the gym and resting my back on the hallways. The guy I arm wrestle with approach me with a quick hey and said thank you for the experience. We fist bump and I told him I'll never forget it that made me start thinking to myself that I had manage another lucid dream. That's when I attended my next class which was helping giving gift bags to certain classes around the school which all of the students knew that would take a long time. As we carry the large bags to the specific classroom at the 4th time of giving bags we decided it was best to give a classroom all the gift bags we had. Majority of the students drop the bag and left. A teacher notice this and shake her head, I laugh and decided to follow as I am walking about to leave school since the bell was ringing and it was afternoon, I hurry but quickly realize I had no pants on. I was shock because I could've sworn I had pants on all day. I try to hurry back to the teacher who notice us at the gift bags, once I caught up with her I ask her if she had any spare pants. She look at me and said yes she has a solution and ask me how could I misplace my pants thinking that I must be very irresponsible. I told her I am not sure how it was disappear but would make sure it never happens again. We arrived at a room with a bunch of cabinets, she open one of them and handed me a dark green towel and said here. I grab it and thought only a towel? I ask how is this a solution? She replies by saying at least now I'll look like I'll have a reason for not having one. That's when I begin to wrap the towel around my waist in till I realize my cargo pants has just re appeared. I started thinking and became lucid, I tried to catch up to her and said thanks. She responded with a yea while beginning to walk away and I decided to follow her we talk through the hall way. I begin to walk faster toward her she decides to run, I said you're not getting away that easily. That's when all other DC's stop what they were doing and kept shouting the name " Donna " cheering for the teacher to escape. She begins to lose me but I decided to freeze her movement in mid air. I smile and realize my dream control is improving, all the DC's cheering stop and seem disappointed. I brought her down to the floor and remove the paralysis to make her move again. She grabs which hurt a lot so I quickly kick her in the face telling her that I would catch up to you. I rip some of her hair with my shoes, she looks at me with a smirk and started changing in to a tiger. She makes an attempt to attack my feet but I woke up. Lucidity Time: 1 minute.
Beginning I appear in a unknown street where there was a line for getting something to eat, though a woman ask me if I wanted to have a drink and point to where it was. I notice no one was over there and decide to leave the line I was in and quickly drank it. I went in a near by store to eat, I sat down and realize two other people I use to know arrive at the same table. The food came and we began eating, my food look like greenish black yarn and every time I tried to eat the yarn it would fall to the floor. So I got up and left the store after that an FA occur and I woke up in Father room. I went out and saw my nephew and brother, I told my nephew that I will be unable to play with him since I was planning on going back to sleep. After that I went back inside Father room and fell asleep, I eventually wake up with my Father looking at me. He told me I did not look well and ask me if there was something wrong? I told him no I was alright that's when he suggested I should get more sleep. I look at the TV that seem to be showing two boys fighting inside a restroom, I quickly teleported there and open the restroom door which I then found myself in a gym. I sat down at a table and watch the television in till I hear this guy tells me I am one of the crazy ones. I look at him and ask him what are you suggesting? He told me he could murder me at anytime. I said alright then we should see who has more strength by arm wrestling. I place my arm forward and told him I am a lot stronger than look and was above certain that I could beat him. He laughs and tells me you have to be kidding? He agrees so I quickly place my hand out and slam his hand down and said that was easy. However he pointed out that it wasn't his hand that I beat but the hand of a child. I quickly place my hand out and said well I am excited now so lets do this. We began arm wrestling and I was easily over powering him at first and told him I expected him to have more strength than this. He then uses all of his strength which made us equal but both of us didn't want to give up. The intensity made both of us induce a OBE, we were both flying and walking all the way up in the gym. We started talking about math while flying in the air that's when I down on air and went through the double doors. I became lucid and look at the entire area it was great in detail. That's when I heard a noise I flew to check who it was and saw a doctor and my mother. I told my mother if she could hear me but she walks right by me, they seem to be in a hurry. My mother ask the doctor how I was doing? The doctor told her I was getting better but still needed treatments. I follow them in till I see another me tries to get up and eventually he did which made me think this was all wrong because that's an imposter. I started saying he stole my body, my brother was there and was apparently the only one who could see/hear me and said no one cares what I think of this just let the plot keep going. I face palm myself and float away from the emergency room back in to the double door near the gym. I tried to make myself wake up but literally couldn't as if it were not an option. I decided to phase through the door and enter back inside the gym however the phase made me lose my lucidity. Lucidity Time: 1 minute.
Writing this late cause don't have the motivation to write them. First Dream(Lucid at the beggining) I woke up in a bed that wasn't mine. The window to my side was bright and there was a unusual window shade getting closer to me. I got up and recall talking to a girl. I remember her telling me her kidney was bad so she couldn't have her baby.Than she sent me a message on my phone to move out the way. I left confused and found my brother and older sister. My bro told me my cousins didn't eat meat and were acting like hippies. I replied saying people are different and he has to accept that. My sister agreed than told me to watch the poodle in the yard. I asked if I could bring her inside than woke up. Second Dream(Lucid) I was in my kitchen with my family and others i didn't know. My mom finished cooking chicken, rice, peas and fried fish. I took my plate and put the food on it happily but than the plate shrank and my food was disappearing. I knew it was a dream but I was annoyed. I asked my mom if it was okay that I was mad that my plate kept shrinking and she said yes. I left after that and appeared downstairs where I found mini talking toys. One was going to give up because the bad guy was about to win. I kissed his cheek and told him not to give up. It was awesome cause he got up and started fighting the bad guy happily. I went upstairs after that and my dad said he bought me a cool sketchpad that colors itself. I wanted to try it but a little girl pulled my hand. She was talking to me and trying to teach me Italian/french. Her dad laughed a bit and enjoyed watching her try to teach me the language. Her mom got mad though and pulled her close to her saying she was teaching me gibberish because she made lots of mistakes. The little girl pulled away from her mom though and kept talking to me. She than grabbed a chocolate and was going to give her friend one. I saw the scenery changing after that into a anime where a swimming competition was going on. I looked at the pool water and thought about how cool it looked. I jumped in and noticed a man was sinking so i grabbed him than flew him to safety. Everyone was cheering. I walked up to a guy and asked if this is a dream did i really save the guy. The anime guy replyed with a yes. I walked to the side and noticed a chubby girl trying to seduce a boy. I said she looked like a fat blueberry and ran into a forest/agricultural place where crops are planted. I felt slow though and stopped. The dc grabbed me and took me to a place where a guy was digging and putting dirt on the ground. She told me I had to do work as punishment for my inappropriate behavior. I said no to her than woke up. Third Dream(Lucid) I was in a place filled with lots of water swimming. I saw mini game characters and was looking for my dream guide but woke up early.
Updated 08-22-2014 at 11:56 PM by 67570
This night I had some nice dreams which were all set in huge worlds, mostly it were plains but still beautifull. 1. The lands of the north I'm some viking king or something and I live in a town somewhere on a group of large islands in the middle of a cold stormy sea. The islands are very large and mostly have plains/tundra, some large mountains and overall a cold/grey feeling which makes the town look so much more cosy... Anyway I'm leading an army to take over some lands but see this all happening by looking at an old map of the islands with each Island having a norse name. 2. The central world I'm somewhere in a massive valley which stretches in every direction for 100 KM probably, it's mostly desert with rocks. My transportation is a small disk on wheels that can quickly (and I mean QUICKLY) traverse the rough terrain. I'm not alone though as many other people move around too, I think I even get a warning for going to fast by a knight. Then I'm at the edge where a forest begins and behind the forest lays a mighty city. But first I need to get over a large crack in the earth that's 5 meters wide and dark. There's a ramp infront of it and I go at it as fast as I can landing on the other side in one piece. I don't see a lot of the city cause I'm instantly in a house. The house has a nice interior, mediëval high class I'd say and feels warm. I meet my brother (I don't have a brother IRL) which has blond hair and mostly ignored me as he walked to his room.
Somebody, it might have been Steve or Ben (two friends of mine), was making presents available to people that he liked. I think girls mostly. He had hand-drawn pictures of the presents. Not fancy drawings. I was explaining to him that presents are not a way to go about getting someone to hang out with you. It basically involved compromising your self and pretending to be someone you aren't. Especially if you are giving your own stuff. (I now have no recollection of anything from this dream. I dictated it into my iPhone when I woke up in the middle of the night. But now I have nothing. It is like I am reading some other person's schematic journal entry.) In another dream I'm going somewhere with somebody outside on some roads. I think we were in a vehicle. We are camping or something near an intersection of major roads out in the middle of nowhere. A large group of people come by. They are high school or college kids. About six of them. There is a bridge nearby, and for some reason I have to go to the bathroom and there is a toilet on the bridge. I am trying to go to the bathroom but I can't get any privacy because the group of people is all around. I think this is a recurring thing in my dreams. Restrooms that are either out in the open, or not private enough. Seems like it could be a DS, so I'm now trying to RC every time I go to the bathroom.
I made a drawing about a month ago, of a man holding a guitar, sitting on a big blanket laid out on the grass under a big tree, blowing petals everywhere. It was titled Under The Great Tree. I had a dream about two nights after that of lying under this big beautiful tree, with cherry blossoms on it, and it was shining all around, while I was looking up. I thought, "it is real...". It was so peaceful and lovely. A few nights ago, I dreamt that I was in our local store here. My town is quite small. I was going through the books and CDs and I found a book that had a recently popular band name on it. I opened the book, to reveal a picture of the lead singer, but the writing above it was talking about another singer that had been dead for a while. He looked exactly like the dead singer! It was very strange. I didn't have enough to pay for the book so I ended up stealing it. I walked outside to catch the bus, in real life I have a car, so that was also strange... The scene outside didn't look like the store here, or anything here at all. My friend T, I dreamt of him once before, where he took me in a corner and kissed me and I felt a very strong love feeling in my chest... we have exchanged maybe 10 words in person to each other!!! I know that he is a psychic too, and probably a lucid dreamer. I was hanging out at this big beautiful house with him, sitting on the floor, it felt like we had been talking for ages. It wasn't a light-hearted conversation but it wasn't entirely serious, either. I remember the feeling of him holding me, lying down with me on his stomach. He was really sweet. His girlfriend IRL came home in the dream and I got off of him just in time. She didn't suspect that we were cuddling at all. She is really crazy in real life and it was strange that she trusted me in the dream, I thought. A really really vivid dream I had a few nights ago- I was with those two guys I dream about a lot, and I went to their show. I was holding my guitar and you could hear them playing sound check from where I was standing outside. Eventually, the show started. After the show, we ended up going to their hotel room and one of them had marijuana he was keeping in the fridge. He was smoking it with us and drinking with us. I wanted to steal his weed but I remember thinking that since he is so psychic he can read my motivations and intentions and he would have known, no matter how I tried to hide it. The other guy was really quiet, not his usual self, but we ended up having sex or something. The rest of it was pretty disturbing, but nothing really horrifying, so I'll leave the rest out. I feel like it was just a dream character this time and not actually him... the other guy was far more conscious and engaging, I really think it was him coming to me with the dream this time. I was not lucid, so what a strange dream. I have a very faint memory of one of them rolling a cigarette and giving it to me. Felt like a premonition. I dreamt of J for the first time in a very long time. I just remember his brown eyes, nothing else. I had a waking vision the other day of a wooden dinner table type chair, up to the seat in water, facing north-west, out in a field... no idea what that means, maybe my "seat" of consciousness? I wish that I could remember the rest of my dreams but I have been sleeping a lot lately and very deeply. I almost had a wild, but that feeling of drifting into blackness without my body freaks me out, and I kept trying to wake myself up, to just go to sleep normally. Sigh, hopefully it happens again. Speaking of my premonition a few weeks ago, I did go and perform and the stage looked exactly as it did in my dream then. Cool!
I don't know why I keep having dreams about high school since I was in high school THREE years ago.. I was back in high school. For a project, we had to create a game board. Me, Niki, Brittany, and Dani(?) were in a group together and we used me and Niki's monopoly game that we had already created(in RL). We colored purple on the center and put different colored dots. I looked at the final result and realized we had painted over the creepy mr. monopoly man that had originally been drawn on the center. It was time for the class to present our projects and before the bell rang, I went to my locker but realized I didn't know the combination. I went to ask the teacher(Mr. Bobby-osh!) if I could go down to the office and ask them for my combo. He said okay, so I went to the office and told the lady. The lady was black and had shoulder length curly black hair. She told me she needed my debit card so I gave that to her, and then she made everything super complicated and in the end she said she couldn't give me my combo. I got mad and told her that the office downstairs would definitely give me my combo and be a lot nicer than her. So I went downstairs and asked them and they were nice about it, but for some reason I still didn't get my combo. At one point the sprinklers went off and everyone downstairs got soaked. I went back upstairs and when I passed the mean black lady she said something to mock my religion, to which I said, "Jesus is the son of God and you can't make me believe otherwise." I went to my locker and then the combination just came to me. 4-8-58. Usually in dreams numbers are messed up, but I could open my locker just fine. Then I went to class and saw that 45 minutes had passed. We never got to present.
Pre bed: 3 mel, 500 arg, 500 lysine Wbtb: 1/3 latte (other) The dreams were somewhat unstable although the cycle lasted about 1:30, with deeper than usual sleep in the beginning, around 5 mins of non-ld and chain of lds in the rest. My recall is very fragmented. Frag ld: In the classroom. I'm about to take some stuff but get very confused with the desks. Awareness increases. Tked a knife and tried to tk control the movement of a fly (partial success). LD frags (I think one of these was a DEILD): In an underground passage and my awarness is higher, I go up the stairs and possibly get out in the next place I recall. Inside a house, everything is quite vivid as I go to the balcony outside and see an unbelievable sight. At this point I am thinking about the Pyramid challege and this influences what I'm seeing ahead. It's a valley and a city in the distance but unlike any city that exists. More like a mix of classic and fairy tale architecture. In the middle of the place is a magnificent hexagonal/octagonal dome shaped monument made of dark rock with the eye of Ra on the sides. I'm quite excited by the sight of it but before I can get closer, I lose my vision. Really pissed off that this is happening, but the dream is still here and I can actually hear a number of nearby teenagers talking loudly so I call them for help. My sight returns in small portions, but I think I lose the dream after that. My recall is bad between different scenes. It's almost as if I have memorized the structure of the previous house as the next scene begins in a similar place. I recall looking at a number of windows and want to leave the place to go outside. At some point before that I was in the bathroom and left the tap running. Made a mental note about this feeling happy about not caring. There is also snow outside and I am sparsely dressed but say it doesn't matter. I end up in a room with my parents (maybe after climbing down and then up a balcony), where I see my dad and a doppelgänger of him. It's a bit creepy and I want to go outside so leave the room. [New scene] Vaguely recall examining and opening a window and imagining outside to be something awesome like the dome before that. Another fantastic sight, this time I watch the entire landscape build in front of my eyes. It's the sea in the distance as well as another amazing fairy tale medieval type of city. The only problem is that the whole background is quite shifty. I want to wait for dream stability to improve before working on a pyramid summon. Something about acting around to give the background city time to stabilize. Memory gap but this was still related to the previous part of the scene. It's as if I have gone down and am now looking at whatever has become of the surroundings. There are lots of peculiar rocks surrounding me, like rocky mountains with very soft pastel colors. I make a mental note. Then all of a sudden a huge bolder displaces and starts rolling in my direction with great speed. Luckiliy for me, my subcon seems to have assumed a slightly different trajectory and the rock quickly passes at a small distance just above me. I briefly wonder about what would have happened had it hit me and why did it fall in the first place, did my thoughts cause it. [End of memory] [New scene] The last place I recall, it's more of Asian type of scenery with a grassy hill ahead as I watch two rabbits and something else going down the slope. There is something going in front of the house at the bottom of the hill where we are. The rabbits turn to two crazy looking monkeys with clothes and a tribal man that are coming towards us. I use a part of a plant to block their way. My awareness goes from low to slightly higher and I become interested in seeing what happens once they come close. I approach the two dressed monkeys and turn to talk with the tribal man who keeps switching appearances. The dream soon thins out and I wake up.
Updated 08-22-2014 at 07:41 PM by 61764
It is pretty hard for me to remember when one dream ends and another begins, since most of the time my dreams from one night are continuous. I know that I had at least 2 epics from this, it might have been a dream before as well. Interesting side note: While going to sleep I was thinking of a world in which the dead people are there and the live people, but the dead people can still interact with everything but the other humans. Can't see or hear them, but they can interact through objects. If a live person accidentally runs into a dead person, the live one wouldn't feel it and the dead one would feel it, not just go flying. The movie of course could have the ending "He has been dead the whole time" now cliche ending. Or it could just be a different type of world and you would know it the whole time. Not an amazingly new concept, but fun to think about. On to the dream. Blue I was in the world that I had created before bed. There are dead people and live people every where. I can see and interact with both even though I am alive. I can also tell when people are dead. That majority are alive, but because of the nature of the world, most people don't care about death too much. They can talk to all their dead loved ones by notes or anything like that. There is also a crazy game going around that people are going around the school and putting down blue mats. You have to put a picture of yourself on the mat to show that you made it. The mats are in very precarious and hard to get positions. I tell people not to do this, since lots are dying from it, but I love the challenge and go across several. One of them had a specific thing that you couldn't see on the way there or you were disqualified. I watched someone go through and fail by seeing it, and I realized that the only way to not see the things was to close your eyes as you go across monkey bars (height 30 feet up and each bar was about 5 feet away from the other) and to jump across a 10 foot gap. I made it After I had made it across, I met a girl that was very afraid (She was about 10). She said that something was wrong with her body and that if she ever hit anything too hard, she would blow up. She kept a distance from people and was never happy. People also kept a distance from her. I sat down and talked with her for a long time and we got along well. She wanted me to leave at first since she thought I would be afraid of her, but when she realized that I wasn't leaving she enjoyed my company. Happy-sad I am walking around the school for a long time. I don't know what to do, there doesn't seem to be much of a plot. I keep seeing dead people running into alive people and falling over. The alive people of course not knowing what they had done. I mostly talked with dead people since they were pretty enamored by me. I heard someone yell my name and I turned around. I was tackled by the "exploding girl" I can tell that she has died, but this makes no difference to me. She is extremely happy that she doesn't have to be afraid anymore. I am glad that we can actually hang out and do things now that she is dead without fear of killing her (ironic? ). I am very happy for her and glad that she can now enjoy life, but then a realization hits me. This is a dream, she isn't real, when you wake up she will be gone forever and her fear will be realized. I decide that there is nothing that I can do, except enjoy the last bit of her life with her. Knowing the ending will only make me sad the whole time, I forget that I am dreaming for her. "What do you want to do?" I ask. "Lets go jump on a trampoline! I never could before and it looked so fun!" We both go there and I grab a couple of my dead friends, there is a trampoline set specifically for dead people that is bigger and can have an unlimited number of people on it since they can't get hurt. I get on it even though I can get hurt. We jump for about 10 minutes and I wake up. Conclusion I thought that it was interesting that if everyone in the world died, everyone would be happy together, and that the girl was afraid of something that would actually take away all her fears. I was pretty aware when I became lucid, but the dream already had too much substance to it, and knowing that she wasn't real except in there made me sad. Her being happy when dead reminded me of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
Updated 10-22-2016 at 01:04 PM by 58222
NLD: I was a stage magician, a white male in late middle age. I have the impression that my character looked and talked a bit like the actor Bill Nighy. I had been doing a really long show -- it started at 6, now it was 9pm, I had just taken a break and had to perform one more brief act before I could wrap up and call it a night. I realized I should streamline the show, this was exhausting, and the audience was probably almost as weary as I was. I was trying to find my way back to the place where the theatre was located in a huge new building that had been recently constructed for my show, but I took a wrong turn and found myself on the roof. Up there I ran into a colleague who resembled (or was supposed to be?) Gary Gygax, and we commiserated, "We're getting too old for this shit." I retraced my steps, passing a teenager who I asked about something, but his answer was unhelpful. As I made my way back to the theatre I was carrying a large bag of stiffened canvas printed with a cheerful decorative pattern. I had picked this bag up from the room where I had gone on break. It held a nested series of ever-smaller bags made from the same material. I was planning to give these away as prizes at the end of the show, like we always did, based on calling out random ticket numbers. I wondered if I should give away the largest outer bag as well, or save it to carry the smaller bags again next time. I examined it closely and realized that it had some discoloration around the handle and decided that it wouldn't make a very nice prize because it wasn't in new condition.
Okay, so today my dad just busted into my room and told me to get up. When this happened, I immediately forgot all of my dreams of the night. My time to ponder over my dreams and think about what just happened was literally obliterated. Thanks dad. 1. I was in my friend Dylan's house. It was dark inside of his house, and we were just chilling, sitting down in some chairs. Suddenly a guy I know from school went directly in front of Dylan's face and mooned him. I remember getting mad, and then he came over to me and mooned me in the face. This guy was really white, so his butt was also extremely white, and it was also hairless. 2. I was on my street and as I was walking down it, I saw two bugs. I came up closer to these bugs and saw that one was an armored beetle, and the other was something else. They started fighting, and it was pretty intense. The beetle threw the other bug, and then the other bug would charge the beetle. The beetle was winning, and continuously kept getting on top of the other bug. My dad came out of no where and watched the fight. After a minute of watching it, he picked up the bugs and threw them both on me. They didn't stick to me or anything, so they just fell back to the ground and as they did, they immediately continued fighting. The beetle was black and had 2 horns that were curved inwards. I don't really remember at all what the other bug looked like. (wow, this has been the worst my recall has been in a long time, noooo)