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13 May 2014
Method: WBTB with MILD

Time: 07:00-08:55

I awakened to the darkness of my bedroom.A flash of lucidity struck me, and as it did I immediately felt an invisible force which pinned me down in my bed at the shoulders and began to pull me toward my door.
I sensed something or someone. In the room with me.A presence of another being,one I could not see clearly,a mere silhouette in the darkness.
Was it the one in control of the force or was it merely observing my predicament?
And why was i paralyzed,unable to fight this strange energetic field that held me stationary.

There is a sudden scene change and I finds myself standing outside in my back garden,still lucid, gazing upon the stars that where shining unuasually bright.
I notice that I cannot recognize any constellations.
The next door neighbor lets off a firework that implodes making a loud and echoing bang although instead of the usual chaotic visual effect an organised pentagonic pattern radiated outward from the central point,made of white dots joind with beams of light.

I find that if i begin to focus and concentrate my attention lay on the red strawberry,which lay on the table infront of me, I'm able to gain occular clarity.

....

12th May 2014
The old age home was the meeting place for all the recently graduated Physio students.
In the centre stood a large open courtyard, well lit bay a panoramic glass.
Walking down the white zig-zag stairs, I wondered how many people have died there.

At the bottom of the staircase stood several of my old classmates,all in their navy blue and white uniform attire.
A rouse of jealousy ignited within my gut as the thought of them working,having stable jobs and making money while i did the opposite and went travelling.

After awakening I realized that those thoughts where materialistic and futile.

Did i somehow forget the awesome adventures and extraordinary times I had over the passed year?
The experiences and beautifully diverse people i connected with where beyond any monetary value.

8/15/2014
9:09 a.m.

I was traveling. I was in a bigger kind of jeep, almost a bus, called "double tire".

I saw an aunt, uncle and their son, R. I said something like I went to the hospital in Silay. The aunt and uncle argued with me about something related to it. I just got annoyed because they were not making sense; why would they be mad about *that*?

I was in Bacolod. Thoughts about Don Bosco and some huge fleas.

11:36 a.m.

Airplane? Almost late? Print? Slow? asdfasf

4:06 p.m.

I was in a supermarket. I was looking for eggs. I saw some huge ones with three yolks (I was imagining them being cooked while in the supermarket). I was with a person. A woman.

NOTES:

Originally slept at 5:30 a.m. Woke up a bit, wrote the crappy notes, then went back to sleep.

10:36 a.m.
originally posted on 2014-08-10 at 20:17

I was talking to y and b in a spa.

Y talks about healing modalities. A call center was haunted.

I told them that's why I don't like doing any of that services for work, people just complain.

I was about to leave; he asks didn't I say I was too sleepy. I told him it's easier at home.

I looked for a jeep. I was unsure if there are jeep at this hour (around 3 a.m.). I found one.

The jeep went past my location because I was distracted. I tried to sign to the driver to stop. He was driving but he's at the back. It's like I'm looking at the driver behind another jeep.

i saw myself "drop" a soul on the street corner, just as the jeep turned a corner. i was returning souls to their locations/to the streets.

NOTES:

- Slept around 8 a.m.
- I meditated before sleep.
- Left it playing with Subliminal 2.0 and meditation music in the background.
- Woke up with Loveland by Jai Uttal playing (just beginning).
- Slept at around 10 p.m. last night, woke up at 1 a.m. Worked a bit, ate.
- Felt the muscle pain from yesterday's PK jam at around 6 a.m. (around 12 hours).

SOOO close to a successful WILD last night - but jings, mebbe the nicht eh?

One wee bit of a dream retrieved.

Standing with a lassie. We saw a lassie who works for me IRL coming in the distance, she was wearing a white jacket. I said to the lassie I was with - 'Why does she always move in such a strange way? - I'm going tae ask her.'

She approached us, but instead of coming in a straight line, she went behind a wee hedge first and took a big detour to get to us.

and that's it...

Saturday,11th of May 2014
Time: 23:45- 08:50

Dream:

Did i fly all the way to Budapest to experience only half of the festival?
Surely not.
Even though i felt mildly content exchanging saliva and erotic palpations with a rather cute red headed Danish vixen outside the venue, whom i had met moments before, my adventutous side needed to be quenched.
I came all this way so i could sneak through the security gates and have the time of my life!

Besides, I was now the centre of attention with every man and woman in the queue looking at me and our sensual escapades. How was I to be invisible and hop the fence?

With no money,I opted for the civilized option. I would have to sweet talk the muscle bound,square chinned bouncer.
It was dark out, but i managed to vaguely make out the two sides of the party... split into an massive amphitheater with accompanying viewing area through the red drapes that hung from high metal scaffolding.

I grabbed my black backpack, which turned some heads and roused some suspicion,and started walking toward the entrance.After explaining to the bouncer that my brother needed his medication and I had his special prescription in my bag he reluctantly slapped an orange plastic wristband around my left arm.

All fades to black.

Ah, yes. Another inspiring lucid to wake up from in the morning, This lucid was actually "created" the night before because I was suddenly like "why don't i take my mind adventures and fun and put it in my dreams". Then, I had this lucid and this is what booted up the series.

For those of you who don't know, I have a sort've persona in my mind (yes, i know, sounds like i'm a schizo ) and his name is Redstar, a goofy name but remember I have been creating these adventures for a few years now, so I was young then. Anyways, he goes to different universes, the main one being the doctor universe, where he mainly goes on adventures with clara (who in the dreams is for some reason my girlfriend? ask my subconscious, not me) and the doctor! He goes to many other universes, like MLP universe and the pokemon universe (who his wife was Nurse Joy, who died in a earlier adventures) and many more! Another thing, Redstar is a Deorum raised with the Doctor on gallifrey. The Deorum are gods, have amazing powers, and can do almost anything. The Deorum and the time lords lived in peace, until the war. Right, lets get on with the dream!

I go into the dream Lucid, or atleast I think I did. I looked around and thought that I can't keep doing stupid stuff like sex or anything, and remembered my goal of redstar. I quickly start talking to the dream. "Aha, yes! I am redstar and I go on many adventures with the Doctor and Clara and many other things. Right now I was planning on heading over to Claras house to visit her and those kids that even I don't know why they are there." I walk over to a nearby house, and I knock on the door. Clara, to my suprise considering this mass dream control is insane for me, opens the door and welcomes me, and at this point she said something about me being her boyfriend? yeah, weird. I walk into the room and see many people, having fun and drinking wine. I turn and ask Clara who they are. "Friends" she said. I nodded, and walked around. After doing somethings I tell Clara that her friends need to leave, as I have something to tell her. The dream, not in my control, for some reason goes months, or weeks, or days ahead to some other planet? Little wisp creature things were there, very cute actually. Then, I woke up.

What do you guys think I should tell Clara? I am already thinking about telling her that the Doctor told me to meet him in the middle of London, where he needs to tell us something. Maybe even another adventure!

1.
I was with my friends, and we were near some sort of huge lot. In the lot, there was a really long system of slides. They were the type of slides that were like tubes in water parks. I climbed up to the top where it started and looked around. "This place is huge", I thought. I could see multiple kids coming up from behind me so I went down a slide. There were multiple slides around me though, and each one was a different color. The orange tube one was the one I picked.
As I slid through it, I realized I was a little to big for these slides, I barely fit in the tubes. When I made it down, I started walking over to the final slide, the best one in the lot. I climbed up onto the platform where you started and waited for the person in charge to let us go. From the top of this slide, you could see for miles around. I stood there, just waiting for a while. I looked at the other kids standing around me and noticed that they were all really young. There was one lady though that was standing next to me that was waiting to get on the ride, she was African-American and was really obese(no offense to anyone) and she even had on a pair of sunglasses.
I dont know why she had on sunglasses, it was completely overcast outside and rather dark. That same lady was also wearing a red shirt and some shorts and shoes. I waited for a little longer, and kept on looking around me. Out of no where, I saw a cop car start driving in our direction. The lady in charge told us, "Oh no, I betcha he's comin' over here because there's to many people on this ride." I watched the cop car as they got closer to us, and once they got about a block away from us, they parked their car and started walking towards us. The lady in charge said, "I know why they are coming here now, the overall weight on top of this platform is 900 pounds, that's way to high." She kind of looked at me a she said it, even though I only weigh 145 pounds.
I knew it was time to go, so I went ahead of everyone else and dove head first into one of the slides, I was going to get out of here. As I dove in however, I was too big, and the slide pushed me back out. I tried again, and the same thing happened. At this point I just went back down the way I came and caught up with my friends who were just roaming around. "Guys we need to get out of here right now", I told them. They all agreed and we started running to get out, we didn't want to get arrested by the cops. I told my friend Treon that they would notice me in these blue shorts, and he offered to switch shorts with me, so we did.
Quickly, Treon took of his shorts, and I took of mine. We exchanged them. Treon's shorts were huge though, and really lose. They were black and gray in color as well. As we each put the shorts on, we starting slowing down so we wouldn't stand out as suspicious. I remember that we started walking somewhere.

2. I was inside of my house in my room. I walked over into the spare bedroom and found two of my friends inside, Dylan Hill, and another friend that I forgot. I asked Dylan if he could hook me up, and he said that he could. I gave him 15 dollars for a gram and went back into my room. After I waited for a while, doing whatever, I walked back into the spare bedroom to see if Dylan got what I payed for. "Nah man, I don't wanna get it", Dylan said. "You know what this means right?", I told him. "Yeah dude, your money is in my bag over there, just go take it out", he replied. I walked over to the far right corner of the room next to the bed, and on it was a nasty lunchbox. It was Dylan's lunchbox. It was really messy and had food and sauce dripping all over the edges of it.
I carefully opened the lunchbox up without touching any of the sauce or whatever was all over the edges. Once I finally got it open, I saw my 15 dollars inside and took it. I remember giving Dylan something else as well, and I took it back too. I walked out of the room, a little annoyed that Dylan didn't "want" to get my stuff. I went back into my room and chilled.

3. It was dark outside and I was walking to my friend Dylan Weatherford's house. I came up to his door, rang the doorbell, and his sister McKenzie let me in. She was talking to one of her friends, another girl that was alot younger than her. I remember the inside of the house looking completely different from usual. The walls were brown and had wooden panels attached to it and the entire color scheme of the house seemed brown. Ugh, what a horrible color to have for the entire interior of your house.
The next thing I remember, I was outside of his house, in the front lawn and "my guy"(weed delivery guy) came over and delivered my package. I don't even remember paying for it, and when he gave me the bag it looked like there was at least 4 or 5 grams inside, maybe even more. It smelled really dank, so I didn't want anyone to get near me, otherwise they would definitely catch me. I looked to my left and saw a skinny black guy walking towards me fast. I assumed it was my friend Trey's brother Esse.
All of a sudden, bright lights emerged from Dylan's driveway. It was his mom. She had just turned on her headlights and was about to leave, but she saw me and got out. I'm assuming that she wanted to check on me and why I was outside so late at night. I quickly walked back to the front door and walked in and went upstairs to hide the dank package.


4. I was in some sort of mall, but in the maintenance area. I was in a long room that had concrete walls and a concrete floor. In the middle of this room was a platform where about 12 gumball dispensers sat. As I usually do in real life, I went up to each dispenser and turned to knob to see if someone had already put in their quarter so I could get a gumball for free. It worked! At the first gumball dispenser I got a free gumball. I went to the next one to my right, and I got a free one from there too. I went to the 3rd one on my right, and got another gumball for free as well.
I noticed that my sister was behind me, and she started trying to get some as well. I ended up get around 5 free gumballs. One of the flavors of the gumballs was wild cherry, another was peach. I dropped a few on the way out, but picked them up quickly. As I opened the door to get into the mall and leave the gumball room, I met up with my friends Dylan and Patrick who- it seemed like- had been waiting for me.
We started walking towards the food court and immediately Dylan walked off to the left of us to go "do something real quick". Me and Patrick continued walking towards the food court. When we got there I saw my friend Andrew sitting down at one of the tables with a few of his friends. I didn't feel like talking to him right now so I kind of ignored him(lol). Me and Patrick kept on walking, looking for a table to sit down at. As we were doing so, I looked ahead of me and saw a group of cops.
They had blocked off half of the entire seating area in the food court and were guarding it. No one could and no one was sitting down over there. We walked to the very middle of the seating area to a food place that looked like a small "To go" starbucks, not sure if thats what it was though. I remember carrying a small bag of food with me, and as I sat down next to Patrick at this food place, I took it out. Somehow all of the food I had in the bag had gotten onto a plate instantly and was put in front of me. I remember there being a large scoop of mashed potatoes with green onions which covered half of my plate. There was a few other foods on the plate as well, but I do not remember what they were.
"What happened to my bag?", I asked to anyone that could hear me. The lady that was working here had came to me and told me that they had put it all on a plate for me. I was cool with that, but I felt like there was more in the bag that wasn't on my plate. I ate my food and remember going on the first floor of the mall and buying some junk food with 5 dollars that I had.

5. I was inside of some guys house, playing with his dog. The lights were off inside but I could still see. We went outside with his dog and played around with him. The sky was overcast and looked like it was about to rain. I got my phone out and was making a Snapchat video of his dog. The guy got mad and told me to stop. I put my phone away; the owner had just killed my vibe over something so little. Now I was pissed at him and stopped talking to him.
I petted the dog, he had really dark brown hair. His hair was really soft and silky as well. I chilled with him outside in the grass for a little bit after I got mad.

6. I was in someones house and was chilling with a couple of my friends: Dylan, Patrick, Trey, Brittany, and a few others. I was sitting on a pastel red colored couch and we talked for a bit. I remember my friend Lindsey coming into the room, and she looked really pretty. Whenever she came in the room, whatever I was talking about, I started to studder. I studdered over the same word like 4 times ( lol wow, I've never had this problem in real life, I don't get nervous around girls) and finally got out what I wanted to say.
My friends noticed it and teased me for it. I told them, "I have no idea what just happened, I almost never have that problem", I laughed. Lindsey came over and stood to the left of me. I wasn't going to be a jerk so I got up out of my seat on the couch and let her sit down. I walked over to the left of the couch and looked out the window. The sky was overcast(as usual) and the clouds had a red pastel color to them as well.

(Recall was a little shorter today, I need to keep my sleep schedule consistent from now on).

Hypnagogia, non-lucid

- All of the sudden I'm folding a huge piece of paper, which is constructed with lot of smaller segments may be the size of an A2 sheet. There are some watercolors paintings here and there. I´m just trying to fold the whole thing which has become a bit complicated to do.

- I realize I'm clearly hearing a lot of female laughing on the background.

- I'm standing next to a pile of things, when an electric guitar toy fall to my side. I reflectively react with a fast move and catch it on the fall./...

* I wake up with a jolt (shake?) on the bed.

.../ I'm sitting on a chair and a black cat jumps on my legs. I don't know its intentions, but I'm afraid it will slap me in the face. The cat does nothing but seems nervous. I find it logic that it will end up slapping me in the face because of confusion. The scene turns stressing. I'm waiting for its next move but I let it stay on my legs/...

* If I wouldn't have taken notes, these segments were lost forever.

.../I'm in some art galleries. There's a lot of young people walking here and there. I've made a collage using some pictures from a girl friend apparently I know well and posted on the wall. She sees one of her paintings hanging on the board. She gets upset, because she thinks her work sucks. I hold her from the hip when she wants to walk away. I tell her it's OK, that she must not worry about her works because she's a great artist.
I see her talking to her 'Grand Master', who is sort of presence on a huge screen hanging from the roof. She asks him if the tattooed man is the man with the little tattoo that she has already dreamed with. I think she may be referring me, but I'm not sure. There's certain DV thing in all of this, but I cannot clearly distinguish what is it exactly.
I get into her room, and looking around I tell her it's a great atelier and that I miss the two I got to build. I get into another room in a side, when another girl gets in. I saw her and ask her for what happened because of we were going to have sex and I'm still waiting. She turns her back on me, and gets closer, lifting her tight golden dress. I help her and we start having some fun/...

.../I'm in my grandparents' house. My foster mother (my aunt mom) finally got to see my little daughter again. She tries to carry her, but I see she's to heavy now and I ask her to put her down. But she goes out to greet some relative who gets into the scene in a car with her son. They talk about something, I want to take my daughter back home. The older one sleeps on the table in the kitchen, and my aunt-mom tells me she looks like my little half brother. I agree/...

.../I'm seeing a dance on a field, actually there are two folkloric dances mixed together. The dancers are forming couples which change from one to another along the song. In certain part of the choreography they kiss. I see some girls making a gesture with the mouth, like trying to avoid a real contact.
We are in the lake, the water covers my legs, but my upper side is still dry. I friend of mine wants to submerge us all. He dives in. I see his hair floating. The water level is rising. I don't want to get deeper because of the cold. He's lying on the bottom. I dive in to see if everything is OK. He plays to snore, and tells something and dives out. But I made a false move and get into a deep zone. Now I'm floating and tell people that the water levels are rising. I look for somewhere to put my feet on. I see my shadow moving on the bottom. The water is clear. At the end, I got all my clothing wet, but it feels nice to be here/...

* Recall is improving again and there's still a whole week to play some more.

The Strange Guy

So in the begining I was in my room doing my own stuff. Me, my mother and my father went to the dining room and started eating, talking about stuff etc.
I had to tgo to the bathroom and the door to the corridor was right infront of the dining room. So when I opened the door i saw blue and black berieson the ground in a path from the dining room to the bathroom.
Just when I got to the table and turned around I saw a man. I emidiatly said DID YOU SEE HIM? M6y parents turned around and I saw him entering the room. I was scared and went to the back of the table where my father was. He started writing down something on the shelf. Right in that moment I saw some pencils. I grabed them and throwed them at him. It was like they realy got stuck in him. He looked at me and then removed the pencils.
I went to my mother which was on the other side of the table and he started arguing about something. At this point he was going back and fort in and out of the room doing something.
At one point my nose started bleeding ( I had this nose bleeding thing when I was young, but know I am ok ) and my mother went to the kitchenwhih was 2 meters away and got some medicine, poured it in a glass and gave it to me. I drank 2 times and i even dindt half the glass. He gave me a big tube of super glue and said YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. I emidiatly grabed it and started opening the window to throw it away. He said DONT DO IT. BE CAREFULL WHAT YOU ARE DOING, but with kinda angry tone. I turned around and wanted to drink from the glass, but my mother told me that he put dust in it. I got rid of the dust ( somehow ) and drink it all on 1 sip.
At this moment I knew that something must be done for him to leave. THere was a knife on the table. I looked at it, looked at him and I knew he wanted the knife, but I quickly grabed it. I started screaming GO AWAY! LEAVE MY HOUSE! LEAVE US ALLONE! I BANN YOU FROM ENTERING THIS PLACE! I BANN YOU! On which he emidiatly dissapeared.
I dropped the knife down and my mother was on the other side of the table. I started crying and went to my mother and huged her as hard as I can. Then my grandma and my brother got home. I continued crying on her shoulder and she said that I had a hard time. And then I woke up.

Now the strange thing is I woke up in another dream which i am going to post here again.

It All Started Good...

So I woke up in the living room ( our living room, kitchen and dining room are one room ) and its very dark even outside. I'm kinda scared of the dark so I pull out my telephone and start my flashlight app. It lights the room as a normall flashlight would.
I get up and get to the dinign room. Sudenly I see 2 old ladies coming towards us ( aperently some girl was next to me and she was my sister and the shoking part I was a girl too ).I open the window and start to get out, keep in mind I live on the 7th floor. We start to walk on the little ramps on the sides. At some point she decided to jump and she did. I could see them old ladies coming towards me so I jumped down too ( in a normal dream I get this strange feeling in my stomach and i wake up emidiatly, but now I landed perfectly ). When I fall down I saw her and she said she hit her leg. I turned around and see a police officer taking the old ladies away saying THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SEE WITCHES or something like that. Aperantly now I am a boy again.
We got to the little table thats right next to the block and see there my friendsand some other people who I dont know or just seen. We greeted and sat down. I said that we might not have much time ( aperantly they knew they were dreaming ). So we all get up and start r7uning towards a basketball field.
As we a runing down the street i decide to fly.I set my intentions that I WILL FLY. I jumped and started flaping my hands, but i dint start flying. Some other boys started laughing at me. Then I tried again. I again set my intentions that I will fly, but this time I just jumped and flaped once with my hands and I started flying. I didnt get gback on the ground. i started flying around. Almost everyone got to the field. There were these two girls that were behind they ran kind a slow. So i flew to them and told them you cant fly or something like that. I went to the field.
I got there and aperantly there was a coach and she was a womna. She started talking and explaining some tactis, but I didnt undertstand ( I am not a sport pearson at all ). The 2 girls came down to the field runing, aperantly they couldnt fly. The coach said that they were late and asked them if something's wrong. One of the girls said no. Right at that moment I saw a random girls jaw changing in to some kind of a mutated animal. I knew something was not OK here so I ran away. I got to a big baloon right next to the field and flied on top of it. i heared the coah saying get him.
They all started looking for me. I saw a cave, but it was Minecraft style. I fall down and start entering the cave. But I see one of those strange thing chasing me. I start running towards the cave and all turns in too MINECRAFT style and I turn in somekind of blob. I start stepping on some presure plated to open stairs etc. I almost got to the end, but then one of those mutated things entered and shot a black beam on the wall and all the preasure plates were clicked and all the ways were open. I said to my self this is my chance. I exited the cave.
When I exited the cave I am emidiatly teleported to my living room and watching TV. SO theres this little birtd that looked like an owl and a mage that looked something between Dumbledoor and Gandlf. So I see the remote in my hand and click some button and it opens a menue and theres a Dream Jurnal menue. I close that menue and see that the mage found a hat of another mage and throwed it away. The little owl got it and put it on. It went to the mage but it looked like the mage was turning in one of those mutated creatures. He acted all agresive and took the hat from the owl. And I woke up Oficially

Tell me what you think?

It's been awhile since I've had a lucid, but I broke my dryspell last night! It's been awhile since I've even had decent recall of my dreams. I recently got a job and I absolutely hate it with all my heart(I'm a cleaning bitch at a Chinese restaurant). It's put a lot of stress on my back and ever since I've had this job my recall has just taken a vacation pretty much. However over the past couple of days things have gotten better and I've recalled a few minor details from my details. Last night was a huge step for me. I recalled the full length of the dream, from my non-lucid beginning all the way until I woke up at an undisclosed time after attempting a TOTM. I don't know if I completed the task, but I'll leave that judgment up to OpheliaBlue I guess. Anyway...without further adeui I present my dream:

I dream I'm hanging out around the backyard of my old house. Me and all of my best friends are having some sort of party, and everybody is having a great time. We're all spread out around the front yard, back yard and inside of the house having a great time. However there was a really strange difference about my backyard...there was a large baseball field in the back hard. Not like a MLB stadium, but like a field you'd see at a middle school or something. I can't recall if there was a game or not, but I think there was. Anyway, I was hanging out behind the fence placed behind home plate with my friends. Things suddenly took an interesting and somewhat comedic turn. My friend Logan and Frankie were standing by one another, and Logan began to approach her.
"Hey Frankie." Logan began.
"Uh, hey Logan." Frankie acknowledged.
Logan then started to tense up and become very nervous. Frankie looked at him with her eyebrow raised.
"You know how I broke up with Mia awhile ago right?" he asked.
"Uh...yeah...why?" Frankie answered.
"Well I was just...uh wondering...because I'm single now and all..." Logan takes a slight pause as he begins to shed tears. "I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime?"
Frankie now looked utterly shocked and somewhat weirded out at the same time. Logan was an emotional wreck now as tears began streaming down his face. Me and a couple other friends quickly began to walk away and leave the premises of this very awkward situation. All I can remember is seeing Frankie's very distraught face as she dealt with the very complicated situation.
So as we left, my friends and I began walking down the street towards the intersection. I started thinking about things for a minute, and I then realized that I was dreaming, and became lucid. I immediately turned to my friends and informed them.
"Guys, you know this is a dream right?" I said.
"What're you talking about?" one of them asked.
"Here look, I'll show you," I replied. "You see I can't get hurt in a dream." I then ran into the street and jumped in front of a car going about 25mph, and I was hit and thrown several feet away. I got up, completely unharmed and walked back to them, but they didn't seem to care too much. So they kept walking along, and I decided to try doing a RC just to be safe. I plugged my nose, and I was able to breathe through it. Then I looked at the fronts and backs of my hands, and my right hand had seven fingers. I freaked out for half of a second and flailed my hand around.
I thought for a second of what to do, and I quickly remembered to try and do the task of the month. I was obviously obligated to try out my own task that was out in this month, and so it was my goal now to try and hold up a bank with a banana. I ascended into the air, and so did my friend Connor, which was really weird. I then flew across town to where I knew there was a bank in real life. I did find one, but the city looked much bigger and much more urban than it really is. I saw a Key Bank insignia in the distance, and I flew down to the entrance. I landed and made my way to the door. As I did so, I spawned a banana in my right hand, and I then hid it in my inner pocket of my jacket. I entered the bank, and I looked around. There was a bank vault to my far left, a cash register next to it, and a lot of people sitting down and eating meals. What the hell? Okay so I guess this place is a bank/restaurant. I decided to disregard how unorthodox that was, and I pulled out my banana. I looked across the room and saw my friend Michael and his girlfriend Kaitlyn eating in a booth, and our friend Fred was being a third wheel. Oh this was about to get really interesting.
"Alright everyone listen up!" I shouted. "This is a robbery! Everyone get down on the ground now, and don't try anything and no one will get hurt!"
People began panicking and they all got down on the floor as I instructed. I was surprised they listened when I only had a banana as a weapon. I now took my banana and walked down to the cash register and vault, and I noticed some people were trying to get up.
"Hey! I said don't get up or I'll kill you!" I shouted. No one was listening, and I repeated myself a couple more times.
"I SAID STAY ON THE GROUND OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! COME ON I ONLY SAID IT LIKE FOUR FUCKING TIMES!!!" I screamed.
To that, everybody complied and stayed on the ground. I pointed the banana at the girl at the register and told her the usual deal, and she began removing money. Suddenly, I felt my banana be pulled out of my hand. I turned around to see Fred holding the banana, and he then began to peel it. At the same time, Michael came and tried to attack me, but I knocked him over. God damn it all, now I've gotta handle my own friends. I didn't want this to happen. His girlfriend tried to help but I pushed her back and tried to think of what to do with Michael. So, I grabbed a hot dog from the nearest table and shoved it in Michael's mouth and forced him to choke on it. I then turned and saw Fred eating the banana, and I got pissed. I lunged at him and brought him to the floor. I took the rest of the banana and forced it down his throat so he would choke on that. I got up and returned to the register, where several thousand dollars were resting on the stand, and I prepared to take it all. Suddenly, Fred got up and smiled at me. He then pulled some sort of fucking God power voodoo magic shit and everything changed. I saw Fred standing in front of me smiling from ear to ear, and everyone in the room was calm. I saw the money was still on the desk, and I put my hand on it. Fred made me stop, and he made me look around the room. Around the room everyone was holding assault rifles, and I noticed I had one strapped to me too. I may have had one myself, but I was severely outgunned right now. Knowing I had been defeated, I immediately left the bank/restaurant and started walking down the concrete path. I saw more of my friends and other random DCs down a large staircase, and I became curious. I held my rifle, a SCAR-H, and I fired off a few shots. One hit my friend in the knee on accident, but he wasn't bleeding. I quickly realized it was only an airsoft gun...I had definitely been fooled back there. Holy shit. I don't quite recall what happened after that, but I don't think I did much more before I awoke.

Dream - Lucid

I was with my mom and some other lady at a department store. The lady was looking for something specific. I split up from them and looked at other things on my own. We met back up at some point, and the lady kept going down aisles. I wanted to leave.

Then, we were at I think my grandparents' place having a dinner in my dead grandfather's honor. There was an empty seat next to me, and then the seat where my grandma was sitting. I thought I saw my grandpa sit down next to me; it was like a hallucination, but then I remembered that he's dead and the hallucination disappeared.

The dinner was more like a celebration of his life rather than one of mourning.

There was more to this one, but I can't recall right now.

~

I was married to Dallas, but Ashley lived with us as well. I had told her she could be our wife too. I "remembered" doing so. We were in our apartment.

I was speaking with Ashley, and she was telling me I needed to give Dallas a bj. I didn't want to, but she seemed very firm about it. It didn't matter; I still didn't want to. She then said I needed to sleep in the room with Dallas at night, and she didn't want me to watch Netflix anymore before bedtime. I thought about myself watching Netflix in a separate room from them at night in bed. I told her I could turn it down, but she didn't care. She then said she was going to take it away, and I said no. I was adamant about watching my Netflix. I feel like she was speaking on Dallas's behalf about all of this.

I then thought about something that I guess I hadn't considered when I had asked Ashley to be with us: We all had to have sex. But...we hadn't. I hadn't had sex with just Ashley, and Dallas hadn't had sex with her either. I thought about how this could complicate the relationship. I also thought Ashley probably really wanted to have sex with me. I had never had sex with a woman before.

~

I had to go to work at Kohl's. I was working my last few days there, finishing out my two week's notice. I walked in, and it looked like I was walking into the back of my job now more than it looked like Kohl's. There were many people back there, though I do not think anyone from Kohl's was actually there. I seem to remember an old friend, Alex being there. A few people saw me, but I remembered that I left something important at home, and I needed to go and get it. I turned around and went back.

Then, at home, Ashley told me that she called and told them that I had drank way too much the night before so I couldn't come in on time. Um...ok. I guess she thought she was somehow covering for me.

I then was driving back to Kohl's, wondering why they were even letting me work since I hadn't shown up for some of my shifts that week. Oh well. As I was driving, I would drive through these areas where the road would get all unpredictable and spooky-looking and the sky was pitch black. I'd look down at my hands, and they would flicker in and out of being a skeleton. At this point, I wouldn't have control over where I was going; the road was skinny and one-way with no room to turn around, and no turns whatsoever. I "knew" about these areas (more "remembering"), and was afraid I'd eventually come to the point where I would be a skeleton for a long period of time instead of just the flickers. I got to a point where I just felt like it would happen for sure, and I started to flicker a lot, but then, I went out of the black area, and I was fine.

I then was in traffic in a small downtown-like area. The sky seemed to be grey as if it was an overcast winter morning. I drove by this small car that had a small trailer hitched on the back of it. It didn't have any walls, just a frame, and I could see that it was carrying a space suit and something else. It looked as if it was about to tip over, and it did. I stopped immediately to help. So did many others. I went and picked some things up off the ground for the guy who was driving. I hoped the space suit wasn't damaged too much; it was valuable cargo.

As I was going back to my car, everyone who helped the man was being congratulated, and being given a reward. I got one as well. It was a bunch of little sticker-type things. I was happy to be getting recognized for helping. I headed back to my car, which was right next to where the accident took place.

I then was at Kohl's again. I wondered if anyone thought it was suspicious that I had left, Ashley said I was hungover, and I came back just fine. Oh well. I then saw David, and he gave me a hug. He then grabbed my butt as he was hugging me. I liked it. I guess he could do that now that I was leaving Kohl's. I guess he had a crush on me or something. I said something to him, but I can't remember what.

After that, I saw Shane. Shane did have a crush on me. He sent me these cartoon movies/comics he had made that remind me now of Tomodachi Life graphics, of him and I being together and having fun. One of them was of him proposing to me. But I was married to Dallas, so that couldn't happen. He did other things for me as well on a computer. He was really in love with me.

~

I was at my current job taking my lunch break. I was eating in some weird corner of the store that doesn't exist IWL with a coworker from Kohl's named Cheryl. We were eating and talking. I watched her talking, and noticed she had a grey mustache. I thought about it for a minute, but I didn't think it was weird. She then burped very quietly. I commented on it jokingly, saying
"You can do better than that!"
She then replied saying something about the burp, about how she couldn't do better than that. I came back with
"I've heard you do better than that!" I "remembered" her burping a little louder in the break room at Kohl's. She laughed. I was glad she laughed; I wasn't sure whether or not she'd find that funny.

Then, her break was over, and I still had some time left on mine. I decided I needed to grocery shop. I went and got a basket, and went to the produce section. I saw these weird, small oval-shaped tomato-like fruits that had zippers on them. I had wanted to try them before. I started to look through them, trying to find one that was fresh. They were very picked over, but I did finally find one, a small, round one. I put it in my basket. I thought about how I needed to get bananas for Dallas and, well, lots of other things. Too many to fit in the basket. I needed a cart instead. I wanted to put my basket down somewhere so I could grab a cart, but I wasn't sure if I was allowed to do that. I put it down on a white counter by the door, and nervously pondered on whether or not I should grab a cart real fast or not. I felt weird and drowsy at this point also. I then decided to ask if it would be ok for me to put my basket down while I grabbed a cart. There were three cashiers working, all with their backs to me. I said
"Hey! Excuse me! ...Cashiers!"
Nothing. They either didn't hear me, or were ignoring me. Whatever. I went out and grabbed a cart. I then went and had to do something else real fast, but I can't remember what. The cart was gone when I got back, however. Ugh. I knew that would happen.

I then went outside. It was daytime and sunny out. I was underneath the overhang. I started to draw with these marker pens on part of the wall. I drew 3 or 4 cartoony faces with just eyes and a nose, no mouth, with an arm. Hard to explain what they looked like. I remember a boy and a girl being the first two that I drew, but I can't remember the gender of the others. I drew them all in a line together, and underneath it, I wrote, in cursive,
"Sarah is dead "
Sarah is my brother's fiance' IWL. Wow. (IWL I don't want her to die!). I had mixed feelings about what I wrote.
To the right of the faces, I wrote something else. Underneath that something else, I started to write out one of my dreams. I then realized I needed to go back from lunch, but I needed to clean this up first so I wouldn't get in trouble. I spit on a paper towel and started trying to clean it up. It was kind of coming off. I was cleaning off these neon yellow and orange smiley faces. They would fade a bit, but weren't going away completely. I then started to rub them a certain way, and they disappeared. I did that to all of it to clean it up. It looked good as new. One of my coworkers, TJ, then came up and said he'd clean up my mess for me, but then, he saw that I already had.

So I'm in my bedroom (dreaming of course) but it looks a little bit different. All of the furniture along the back wall is gone and there is a giant computer screen on the wall. I'm not entirely sure if it was being projected by something on the ceiling or it was actually a huge flat-screen imbedded into the wall. The picture was really clear and it looked to have been simply a giant screen in the wall.
Nevertheless, I was able to do things via voice command. I can remember having a browser open, I think it was FireFox. I was goggling things with voice commands. I can remember goggling this really long set of three prhases but I cannot recall what they were. I could feel myself becoming sleepy.
I decided to google stuff about lucid dreaming, perhaps look at some youtube videos about LDing before I fell asleep. So I googled 'Lucid Dreaming' then lost it.
I had a few seconds of imagery and found myself in a field.
Thus began another one of these lucid dreams.
From what I can recall the feild was fairly wide, perhaps a quater mile by a quarter mile. Surrounding it is a thick forest. There are dirt roads meeting at a four-way intersection in the middle. In one quarter, there was a small drive and what looked like the foundation of a house. There were also a couple of out-of-place trees here.
It was very hot here. There were two suns beating down here. One of them was huge. If I were to hold my hand up and from the base of my wrist to the tip of my middle finger was about the height of the larger sun. The smaller one was perhaps twice the size of the sun IWL. The twin suns gave a dingy yellow aura to the sweltering air.
I then saw a Frisbee and a Bicycle ride past me. I then 'remembered' a famous artwork done by a master lucid dreamer who had seen a Frisbee and a Bicycle racing. I also 'remembered' that recreating one of this lucid dreamers' classic lucid dreams was a task of the month on DV (Can I get wings for this?) .
I begin to chase after them. The bike is small, for a child. It may have had training wheels still on it. It is black and green with the word 'Huffy' in white letters on the side. And it was moving under its own power. The Frisbee was red and had some text in it that I couldn't read because it was spinning. The Frisbee hovered along at an impossibly low speed to keep pace with the bike.
As the two objects entered the four way intersection at the center of the field, they began flying. (Well the Frisbee was already flying but you know what I mean.) The bike began flying as well. I chased after them, started flying, and tried to grab on. But when I did, I felt some kind of magical field around the two break and they both fell into the tall grass below.
Lucidity goes full throttle. I then turn to see a white pickup truck pull into the drive where the house foundation is. I want to see if Manei is in there. I fly down and land by the drivers side window. No. It's just my aunt. She is wearing these really narrow sunglasses that look something like the commander data visor from Star Trek.
Undaunted, I still want to find Manei.
"Have you seen Manei?"
“Yeah… she looked like a...sort of a…fleshy thing.”
"Yeah, no crap, She's a human! Also, those sunglasses you are wearing look a little dorky... Just a little."
"I know." She sounds sort of sad, as if I were supposed to like the sunglasses. but I get the inkling that she is joking.
"Well where did you see her?"
"I found her in a Boygen."
"What's a Boygen?"
"They are pods that fall from orbit with people in them."
She gestures to a corner of the field. I can see an egg-shaped pod barely big enough to fit a person. The inside has filled with dirt and there is grass growing out of it.
I get a vision of my aunt helping her get out of the pod in another location. Coming out of these pods is like coming out of an egg.
I then begin walking along one of the roads, then running. I am determined to find my guide. I think my aunt started driving the pickup truck to follow me. I begin staking across the ground as we head into the woods and find ourselves in some apartment complex.
The dream started to blur as we were making our way down the road and I found myself inside a beautiful asian-styled building. I stabilized the dream to prevent anymore unwanted transitions between locations by rubbing my hands together. As I did, I thought about how my hands were just part of the dream.
I began yelling for Manei, saying her name over and over. I could tell she was close, but she wasn't responding.
"I'm right here!" I recognize my dad's voice.
"I'm sorry but you're not who I am looking for!"
"Too bad, I'm coming!"

I'm out fishing or something with H. We are down by a lake, the lake is milky white in color. A small fire is beginning to smolder a few metres away. H. rushes over to put it out. I follow him. We try to put it out by stomping on it with our feet, but it's not working. I pour the rest of a soda bottle on it and run to get some water from the lake. We successfully put the fire out. We then look up and see smoke rise into the air from a place further up the hill, I get H. to call the fire department. but they don't answer the phone. We get into the car and drive up there. When we reach the top the dream has shifted a bit. H. is no longer sitting beside me in the car, and I have just parked the car at a parking lot in front of my house (only it looks nothing like my house). When I look to the side I se the parson sitting beside me in the car is Magnus Carlsen. I'm supposed to drve him home, and I've apparently forgot it and parked at my house. I get a bit embarresed about driving to the wrong place, so I make up a little lie. I tell him I've forgotten my wallet with my drivers licence in it and I'm going to go get it. When I walk inside the house I see my wallet lying on the front stairs. I find that a bit strange, and as I walk inside I do a RC, a nose pinch. It works - I can breathe! I'm dreaming. Without knowing why I did this I walk straight back out to Magnus Carlsen and go in for a kiss. He backs off a little, but I assure him it's ok - it's just a drem. lol We make out. Really make out. I can feel that he hasn't shaved that day because his stubble is slightly scratching my upper lip. After kissing him for a while I decide to do something more with my lucid dream - what was my goal again? Oh, right! I'm supposed to find my dog H. and ask her to show me a new trick. I go inside the house and find her there. She's qurious about some food that's fallen onto the floor. I gently call her over. She hesitates to leave the food, but when I gently call her again she comes over. She looks funny. More like a cartoon dog than a real dog. I ask her to show me a new trick. She lifts her right arm/paw while she slightly arches her back. I ask her to do something else and after trying for a bit she rolls over. I tell her shes a good girl and hthat she can go get the food she was craving. I think about what else I can do with my LD. I decide to go outside and fly! For a moment I consider going out on the balcony and take off from there, but I decide against it in case I'm not dreaming after all. Don't want to break my neck falling off the balcony... When I go outside it's dark. The sky is lit with stars and I think to myself it's a perfect night to go flying! I start softly waving my arms like a bird (that's always how I fly in non-lucids), I start hovering above the ground slowly getting higher up. Maybe I should try flying differently? Try to fly a little bit faster? I stretch my arms out in front of me (like superman) and start flying faster straigh upwards. I fly like this for a bit until the dream destabilizes and I start falling. During this stage I lose lucidity and fall through a window in my house. H. sits inside and says something to me when I land, but I don't remember what. The dream lives on by itself, and there's no more lucidity.

I got a present from my brother when I was about to go golfing and I opened it. Inside there was a bag of stones and I had to polish jewels in order to get them. There was other stuff but I didn't look at it. I opened the bag and poured it in a suitcase pocket, then I took it with me golfing. Layton and Will (some old friends from middle school) were there and when I went to hit my ball, they started stealing the stones and I went up to punch them but it was slow and sticky. I tried to run after them but I couldn't run. Then I went home and went in my room to go to sleep and went through my routine, then woke up.

I'm at some indoor swimming place and there are pretty big waves. I decided to leave with my family. We had to walk back through the forest and my family was arguing about what card game to play. I wanted to play cards against humanity for one reason. When we got home there were a bunch of little kids and I decided that cards against humanity would probably not be appropriate.

I had a ski competition at my home ski resort. It was really early in the season but the snow was pretty good. I had to watch my sister because my dad was being lazy and it was a pain. We went up a chairlift but at the top everyone was falling off because it was icy. Then I got to the top of the venue but I had to wait for my little sister. When they let us go, I had to hold back and let everyone else go by since my sister was so slow.