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Took 300mg of Valerian root and took a nap.

I dreamt that i was on Carrefour supermarket. I was at the entrance, outside. The entrance seemed large. I was opening my eyes. I wasn't seeing very well.. like everything was brighter. I thought that i should be glad to be seeing because i was going to go blind soon. I look nearby and i see Carlos (a guy whom i had troubles with in a hostel last year) dressed as policeman, sharing anecdotes. I thought it's been a while since i saw him, and i thought as policeman he must have a lot of anecdotes, no doubt he's 'always' coming up with some. He was talking to a woman that probably worked there. I realized i held no grudges with him and thought that he seems to be back in his feet and i'm glad, but i had no interest at all in hearing his stories, that's not what i wanted to do with my time so i just moved away.

I'm driving with my dad, taking him to some appointment downtown. He seems really out of it, and the whole interaction with the doctor takes a lot longer than normal because he's giving them weird answers to their questions about his medical histor. We eventually leave and head back to the car, when I look at my watch and realize it's 1pm. I remember that I had an errand I had to run before the place closed at noon (I actually did have that in real life), and I start getting incredibly frustrated with myself, since this is the second appointment I've missed this week. I start to beat myself up about it, but then I start to think back, and I can't remember when I woke up. Holy crap, I must be dreaming! I do a quick nose pinch and find that I really am dreaming.

This is my first lucid in months, so I start to wonder what I should do. Behind me is a busy highway, so I decide to take a page out of GTA and try stealing a car. I know that I'm invincible, so I decide to run out into the middle of the interstate towards the first car I see, jump towards it, and grab onto the side. I look in the window to see a whole family of 4 inside, all screaming in terror at me. Thinking that it'd probably be difficult (and unsafe) to throw all four of them out of the car, I decide to let go and try again with the next car, a large brown van. I hang onto the drivers' side and look through the window. This time, I see a 90-year-old lady driving, completely oblivious to the fact that I was right outside her window. I tap on the glass, but she still doesn't look away from the road. I inch my way further into her field of view, and eventually she notices me. "Oh goodness, dear, you startled me. You know my little old heart can't take it." She had a friendly smile on her face as she said it. I decide she's too nice to throw out on the road, so I apologize, wave goodbye, and let go of her car.

The next car I see go by is a convertible, with two men holding guns out the windows - apparently having just come from robbing a bank. Ah, that seems like a morally-justifiable car to steal. I somehow run to catch up with the car, leap towards it, and grab onto the trunk. I start climbing my way towards the front, but as I get on top, the convertible top starts to pull apart. Meanwhile, the driver has noticed I'm on top of the car and has started swerving in an attempt to knock me off. Eventually, this swerving causes the convertible top to completely rip out of the car, sending me tumbling across the pavement. I look up just in time to see the car pulling off the road into a Publix parking lot. They both hop out of the car and into the store, and I quickly give chase after them.

The inside of the store is a labyrinth - aisles are arranged in no particular layout, criss-crossing in a ton of different directions. The store's also very busy, with a ton of people around. And to make matters worse, the store is filled with Valentine's Day balloons, which block visibility around most corners. I chase the robbers on foot as best as I can, but I eventually lose sight of them. I pause in front of the deli to try to figure out which direction they went in, when a man taps me on the shoulder.
"Hey man, I need a favor. I ordered a sub that should be done soon, but I really, really need to take a poo. Can you hold my place in line?"
"Uh... I'm kinda busy."
"PLEASE, I'm dying here!"
I spot the robbers through the glass of one of the "Employees Only" doors. "I really can't help you man, sorry!" I shout, taking off for the door.

I make it through the door and spot the two of them behind a second door, apparently counting up the money from their haul. I walk through the door to confront them, and immediately both of them point their guns at me.
"Put your hands up! Now!"
I observe the guns in my face - both revolvers. I reassure myself that I'm still dreaming. "Okay. But what if I don't?"
Both of them look at each other, perplexed. The first one cocks his gun. "Okay wise guy, then what if I pull this trigger?"
"Mmmm, I don't think that's a good idea."
BANG! He pulls the trigger, only for his gun to backfire a ton of ash and smoke in his face. "Yeah, that's the problem with those things - you gotta make sure your bullets are facing the right way in the chamber. Otherwise it makes a big mess."
The second guy fires his gun, with an identical result. I take a moment to tease them some more. "C'mon guys, is this your first first-degree murder?"

The first guy, having regained his composure, checks his chamber to make sure his bullet is correct, and pulls the trigger again. The scene cuts to a side view in super slow motion. The bullet exits the chamber, flies towards me, and bounces off my forehead. With my super speed, I grab the bullet out of the air. I then pull the spent magazine out of the gun, which still has some gunpowder in it. I pour it into my hand, and then fling it into the man's face. For good measure, I also grab a hair net from the deli counter nearby and pull it over his face - and then just slap him a few times just to really rub it in.

The scene goes back to normal, with the guy again covered in ash (and this time, the hair net). Both of them seem to realize what's happening now. "So, are you fellas done now, or do I have to kick your butts a little more to let the lesson really sink in?" They both look at each other, and then slowly place their guns on the ground. "That's what I thought."

The scene fast forwards, and I'm now standing over both men, who are sitting on the curb in handcuffs. I apparently work for the FBI, as I have just phoned in to tell them that I've caught the suspects. I'm now looking through my phone at some database info on the two guys.
"We're probably going to jail for a few days, right?"
I scroll down in my phone to the section on the charges they'll be getting for the robbery, which include 3 counts of first-degree murder for the three Toads (from Super Mario) that were apparently working at the bank. "Oh, don't worry, bud. You'll be going to jail for a lot of days."

Dreams

Class trip meditate

I found myself in a sort of glassy building that we came for a class field trip. I'm not sure what the building was but it was pretty bright with all the lights coming through the glass. I just decided to meditate there while other students hanged out on the first floor of the building. I do recall the building was related to something with school.

-I think the building looked like an art building I visited on a field trip a loong time ago
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Book Joe

I recall the beginning of the dream started somewhere inside the dungeon like school classroom with barely any sunlight. What was the class about? I think it was science related or biology. Or at least it was near that classroom I think. Eventually I headed to the cafeteria and found Joe the author and business man here. I told him I was a fan and he lead me to the back. I remember trying to write a book now. I found Dan Reed? I'm not sure what his name was but he was asking me questions; they were topics related on how to engage the readers perhaps. The last question he asked was how would you deal with something if you couldn't resolve it? This frustrated got me stuck. I woke. The answer came to me right after I awoke though

-I recall seeing a picture of Joe earlier in the day and recalled a memory of someone talking about Dan. I think this thought was the source of this dream.
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FA DJ

False awakening that I DJ'ed
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Huge
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Math revive + 2 classmate pee water

Trying to recall it. I was in math class and revived someone? There were 2 classmates of mine that we hanged out and headed out the classroom.

I think I had to pee so that might have influenced the dream. I went to a basin to wash my hands but the water there was yellow and pee like.

Eventually we went to some underground workshop or something like looked like a mine. They were part of a secret group or something and my friend Steven was the one who lead me to them. He wanted me to help the group to build them to a even higher state than they are at now. They were bunch of buff rowdy men that made up of the group. So they'd told me their predicament was they were under the scrutity or getting attacked by frieza from the DBZ universe. I headed deeper into the underground base and we began to plan for a way to reutralize the immenent threat. I forgot some parts of it. I remember seeing boxes and canisters of something, not really sure what they contained. But eventually our villan comes and I talked to him. It went along with him somewhere... Im recalling what happend but I helped him out with a trouble he was having and our group was safe though.

-So the pee was likely because I had an urge to pee, and the dbz related topic might have been from someone talking about it somewhere.
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100 floors music file

I was in a bedroom in an apartment. My dad was mad about something. It was a nice buildling though. I decided to leave the room and headed for the elevator. I'm not really sure if it could be considered an elevator there but the elevator room was like a large dome the the width of about 10-20 cars. It kept descending one floor at a time, each time there were different DBZ characters that I had to fight. I was frieza at the time and I think it was influenced by the previous dream. Once I got to the first floor, I had some realization. I just immediately became lucid and headed outside. I saw the beautiful bright sunlight that illuminated the city but I awoke.

I went back to sleep after a bit and I found myself inside the building again but I was using a desktop computer with a large monitor. I found myself using a illustrator or Photoshop like program and I was lucid. I paid closer attention to what else was there and I found some random files on the desktop. There was a file that said voice so I assume it was some audio file so I opened it. I heard a synthesized version of my voice that had a higher pitched and I heard the song. It was like a dance music sorta song and I listened to it for a little longer than a minute then I woke up.

- the first instance of lucidity in this dream was induced by a feeling that I was practicing on lately. I felt that feeling and that just made me lucid.