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The dream begins with me playing football for my old coach Fig but I am super out of shape and we have this super short kid that lives down the hall as our quarterback. I need gloves to help me catch so I go back to my house to grab some in my closet drawer and I find lots of interesting gloves and so I take them. On my way back to play though, my friend Nate makes me go to U of A to spend the night. He is really drunk and finds a random ugly girl to stay with. He just walks into her house without asking her and proceeds to shut the door and not talk to her the rest of the night. When he sobers up he realizes that he is acting very strangely and that we need to pack up all of our stuff and get the hell out of this random girl's house. So we pack all of our clothes quickly but all of a sudden the girl's parents storm into the room and begin to scream at us. For some reason there was suddenly a fire in the room that we had to put out with water as the parents continued to scream.

I have a weird sleep scheduled due to opposite work schedules with me and my Fiance. I go to bed at 2ish, wake up at 6:30 and drive her to work. Get home at 7:15-7:20 and go to sleep around 7:40. I then sleep till 12.

Anyway, this morning, which which was Friday the 1st. I was struggling to fall asleep that morning, By 9 in the morning I had been laying in bed for an hour and a half trying to sleep, with no luck. So figuring why not, I started trying to lucid dream. Focusing on what I thought was my second most known area, My work, I imagined it fully, every detail I could think of.

Suddenly I was standing in the middle of My work, Every color as bright as could be. My eyes got wide and I said "Holy ******* **** Im ******* dreaming" All of a sudden the whole dream began to ripple as if a huge stone was thrown in to a small pond. I could feel a pulling as if I was waking. So i looked at my hands, and the ripples slowed to a halt. I began to look back up and start to walk around, but I woke up

Opening my eyes I was like "**** I had it" Excited I had finally Entered a Lucid dream and it ended so quickly. So i Attempted again, picturing my work to full detail once again. I laid in bed and suddenly my whole body tingled and I felt myself go numb.

I opened my left eye slowly, to peak in to my bedroom thinking I heard something, and I was standing in my work again. Just like that. Getting excited once again I got ripped out instantly.

Shaking my head in agitation, I went at it again. This time just thinking about dreaming, and being conscious.

I was standing in a stone room, sort of like the Flintstones houses. The tables and bookshelves were inside indents in the walls, built in sort of. I walked around the room slowly, Noticing a single post it note on the wall, I looked at it and it was just a pencil doodle. I looked away and looked back and it was a different doodle. I then woke up

I tried once again but then failed at having a lucid dream, and slept the rest of the time. Remembering the next dream but it was quite boring.

I text Tom to come pick me up and go out to grab some lunch. He pulls up to the driveway of what appears to be my mom’s house and Ray comes out and says bye (even though neither he or I live there)….but I don’t tell him who Tom is and wonder if he will get jealous. Tom is kind of a bad driver and almost hits the car parked in the driveway before we pull out. We start driving through town headed toward a restaurant.

“How have you been?” he asks me

“Good. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen you.”

“Yeah I haven’t seen you since….when was it that we dated?”

“I wouldn’t really call it dating - we just went out that one day. I was really too naïve and not ready for a relationship at that time so…”

He nods and asks me if I liked a picture on his facebook… in which he was pretending to poop. (There really is no such picture – on facebook he is pretty vain and narcissistic, posting pictures of himself and criticizing others a lot – so maybe my dream subconscious was referring to his pictures as crap or something.)

“Don’t you take a lot of pictures like that?” I ask jokingly

“Nope that’s the only one.”

He looks good in person compared to what ive seen online, and better looking than when I first met him. Although in this dream he has long hair – in reality his hair is buzzed and doesn’t look as nice. While I am thinking about this he almost hits the curb, and a car nearly hits us.

I yell at him, “Oh my god, your driving skills are awful!”

But we laugh it off. I tell him we should go to Genghis Grill. Then I wake up.

A man is walking down a sidewalk up to a street corner. He stops at the corner and looks at a house on the opposite side of the road. Man doesn`t notice but he `switches universes` and walks towards the house. Man goes inside and is suddenly dressed in half of a pig costume. The man`s bottom half doesn`t seem to exist anymore. His arms are in the pig costume`s arms and his head in its head but no spine or abdomen or legs are present. He has an owner who treats him like a pet and the man in costume seems to have been shrunk down to the size of a baby pig. Weird right?

There was a red sky (from the eclipse). We were driving towards Mt. Rainier and then it exploded. We turned around and one point we drove into lava but the car tunred into a mini plane and we flew over a "map" world to Africa (the mpa like world actually had the word africa over africa XD) then the dream ended

I’m riding on a school bus with Cara, Sarah Jayne, Luna, and Rachel. Rachel and I are supposed to get off at the same stop. We are going down a hill and we are supposed to get off halfway down the hill but the driver takes us all the way to the bottom. Rachel and I explain to the bus driver that we were supposed to get off earlier, but neither of us is really mad about it.

So, I get off the bus with all my friends. We are all standing in front of a house that looks like my grandma's house and I think we are all about to go into it but we stay outside. Apparently Cara had a bad day, so Sarah Jayne brought her a pizza. I hug her to make her feel better.

I remember some other brief moment where Abby calls me to invite me to a birthday party or something, but I can’t come because I’m not at home.

There are many mysteries in science. I've been surprised a few times to read about some very interesting ones that aren't so well known. I'd be interested to see if anyone has had similar experiences and what mysteries interested them.

Some of my favorites are:

Why space is expanding

Why general relativity breaks down on the galactic scale

How Galaxies are formed

Question:The wave-particle duality of light and the double-slit experiment
Answer: DuaLITY is actually a triality leading to infinity. Focus on the outcome.

hint. TRANCE-FORMATIONS



How abiogenesis works (if it does)

I'm sure there are many others in every field of science. Anyone find any more particularly interesting?

Dream 1(fragments):

I was playing some realistic looking RTS, at some point was building base on the island and trying to figure out balance between factions. There was also mission where i had to move some sort of box with specific unit, while being attacked by enemies from air. Also i recall some scout unit finding some huge dark cybernetic city of sort.

Dream 2(fragment):

I was about to go to sleep and some people were interrupting me and trying to wake me up... by summoning various other characters.

Dream 3:

I was on IRC and there were some people chatting about something. D was posting some random images. Shortly i got into talk with D, it was mostly about Hibachi from Dodonpachi Saidaioujou. D made a pic of Hibachi singing with microphone and was talking about some hidden update or something. Then we started debating whether it's official update or not, then he remade Hibachi's sprite to look like singing with microphone as well. At some point i asked him for no reason if he's lucid dreaming at the moment(?) and he responded with something along the lines of "Why would you think about that" and i responded "Wait, nevermind"...

Dream 4:

I was adventuring with some characters through some ice area, don't recall much about this part other than that we had to climb some cliffs and that we was getting interrupted by enemies from time to time. At the end of area we got into some huge battle, view switched to top down and i was controlling some small ship like in a shmup, there was also another small ship on my side, also there was big ship right ahead and there were 2 big mechas, one on my side and one on enemy side.
I was trying to attack the enemy mecha, but he had really unpredictable attack pattern where some parts of it's body switch between floating and homing at rapid speeds each few seconds. Other small ship went for big ship. After some time i got few parts of enemy mecha destroyed and it started attacking more aggressively, now the floating parts were cannons and were shooting. At this point friendly mecha decided to help me and jumped onto enemy mecha, i noticed that friendly mecha was piloted by three girls in colorful outfits(they may have been from some anime i was watching recently IWL, but i am not sure), and also that enemy mecha was piloted by some old lady. Shortly allied mecha had to retreat due to damage, but i have already shot down all the floating gun parts of enemy mecha as well, so the only it's way of attack was by detaching it's body and flinging it around. Soon i dealt enough damage to it and battle was finished.
Cutscene started with old lady talking to some tiny magician, which i think was in the other small ship but now was outside. He was trying to convince her to give up on her plans, but she started to do some sound that was supposed to summon reinforcements or something. Magician copied that sound. Suddenly some huuuge three headed brown bear appeared out of nowhere and view switched to top-down, bear started wandering around aimlessly and dream ended shortly.

Changed my mind ... even though there is almost none of my usual detail here, I am still posting these fragments.

1) Looking at a new model of computer at Sears when George Takei walks in and uses one on the spot to direct deposit a check, and it was so easy he decides to bring in all his friends and get them to do the same.

2) (Pretty sure it was the longest dream of the night, can remember nothing of it.)

3) Somehow on the patio of the hickory house dodging huge 6" hail and doing something involving lawn care while my sister and another female are running around in loose fitting tops while I'm trying to catch glimpses of their boobs. Also hook my old, most basic of all typewriters up to a computer to try and use it as a printer.

4) Somehow watching a TV program that turns to live Adventurer's Club show involving a Rubic's Cube with a logo of Spaceship Earth on one side that can be turned into a really fancy Disney Company logo, before it turns into behind the scenes filming of an episode of Babylon 5 involving an alien hitting Delenn and sending her flying by means of a picture of her on a frame being moved really quickly.

02-07-2013 -- [Three dreams tonight, don't know if they would be long enough to have their own posts, but am putting them all in one post anyway. Going in last to first order, just because.] Am out driving somewhere, when the Jimmy starts acting up. It is close to stalling at stops, and the check engine light is coming on, and I am really worried the thing is going to die on me, and wipe me out again, as far as something to drive goes.

Soon I find myself at Hosanna Printing, and it must be around five or six, because Marli takes a few moments to talk to me, but not much because she is in the middle of locking up. This means she is pushing me out the side door so she can exit via the back door while activating the alarm, then walk around the building locking the side and front doors after the fact. Strange.

Next thing I know, I am just arriving home at the Hickory house, or some slightly distorted semblance of it, collecting the mail as I enter the house. There are lots of letters, packages and the like (as usual in my dreams) including CDs from record clubs, past due bill notices and all kinds of other stuff. A lot of the stuff is for mom, so I pass it on to her, except she seems to be a bit of a composite of four people, mom, Barbara (Jeff's mother from next door), BM, and even a little bit of Marli.

We're talking about bills and things, and a little bit about the print shop, and all kinds of random stuff, but then 'mom' opens one of the envelopes, and finds it is a check, payment for her first ever mystery shop, and she is halfway freaked out by the fact that the company is owned by Jeff, and that she is now getting paid from a company that is owned by somebody so young. I don't bother pointing out he is almost as old as I am, which in this dream is over 40.

I start to head outside and find myself in a kind of a large parking lot, though I have no idea where it is at. I am pulling a somewhat small suitcase, and am heading to the 'new' (new to me, but fairly old, overall) car that I have been given. It is a white Continental, probably from the 60s or 70s. Part of the time it seems to be a convertible, and it has one of those trunks with a really small opening, so I am having slight difficulties getting my suitcase in it, and as I am trying to close it, the handle causes the back window of the car to fall out. Thankfully I am easily able to get it back in fairly easily.

As I am getting ready to leave, I find I am parked right next to the GMC Jimmy that this car is replacing, though somebody else has parked so close to it that nobody could get to the door. A lady who seems to have been the one giving me the Continental is asking me about the Jimmy, because she is considering buying it from me. I am explaining about the check engine light that might require some work, and the oil leak which means it frequently needs a quart added, and the low MPGs, but she is still interested, so I may get not only a new car to drive for free, but also get paid a little for the old one. Cool beans!

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I find myself working another security shift at House of Imports, though it has probably been at least a couple of years since the last time I worked a shift here. I am in the showroom, which seems much like it used to, except that where the receptionists used to be during the day, and security at night, the receptionist area has been elevated a little bit more, and security now has a slightly lower counter right in front of the receptionist desk, and we're not supposed to ever get in their space. (Of course, our desk being in front of them means nobody can ever approach them, because our desk is in the way, but the dream never covers that.)

It is past closing time, but as usual the sales staff is still staying late trying to sell cars, and the place is still very busy. At one point, one of the sales people drives a large van full of people into the showroom, itself, which means he must have driven in the east doors, because that is where the ramp is. I wander out those doors, and in the east lot area, I find an almost carnival-type atmosphere, and a clown who looks a lot like Trixie Chick (but isn't) is doing balloons or face painting.

I end up picking up a balloon animal (perhaps a bear) to look at it, and as I glance at it, it changes into more of a beanie baby-sized stuffed animal, before I set it down in the planter, and head on to the front door. So I am back in the showroom, and find I am working with another security officer, and I try to ask him about the scheduling. I ask if they always have two guards working at the same time, now, and what the shifts are going to be.

He kind of indicates that there is just one shift a week with two guards, and the rest of the time it is only one, and I am trying to explain about the 28 hour weeks I used to work here in two days (a 16 hour shift, then a 12 hour shift), but as I am trying to talk to him, he just kind of fades away and disappears. Soon I am walking down the four or five stairs that lead to the short back hallway where three of the salesmen's offices were.

Though I am dressed as a security guard, there are some crooks who think I am some kind of evil wizard who is working with them to plan some kind of crime. Since the crime has nothing to do with robbing the House of Imports, and since these are dangerous individuals, I do not feel responsible for trying to stop them, but after they spill most of their plans to me, I do have to tell them that I think they've confused me with somebody else, and am hoping they don't decide they need to kill me or something. Instead, they just get out as quickly as they can, and I'm just working on clearing everybody else out of the place, slowly but surely.

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[Most of this one was long and interesting, but not the kind of thing that you could remember in great detail. First dream of the night, and the earlier parts were very choppy, so perhaps while the body was only starting to get into REM sleep or something. Cool stuff, but not all that reportable.]

Long bits of interesting search / chase / explore kinds of stuff in an odd cross of science fiction / dream powers kind of world. Its hard to explain, but its like there are little points of light scattered all about, and you kind of grab one in your mind and create a beam of light between you and that point, and kind of travel that beam of light to get there. (Kind of the light ships from the original Tron movie, but without a ship.)

So I'm creating large networks of these beams of light, traveling between lots of different light points, and going all over the place, and it is really neat. But that is only one of three or four areas and methods of traveling. Others involve creating floors of interlocking tiles (probably hexagonal), again, just by concentrating on willing them into being, and even other methods of traveling around. Wish I could remember more of this part, because it was really cool stuff.

But at one point I am chasing a kind of cute lady (no idea why) but the trying to create new connections and light to follow her isn't working. So I figure I may need to use one of the other methods. I am trying the create the hexagonal tiles to follow after her, but it is very hard, very resistant. I can only manage to force a single ring of tiles around the platform I am on, and even that requires a huge amount of effort.

Up to this point, things have been very science fictional, but of a real life sort. But here it starts changing into more a real life version of a sort of video game. The hexagonal grids are turning into a sort of game surface. Though there are no hexagonal grids in Risk, it is taking on a Risk sort of feel. There are several different teams of human players wearing Tron-like light outfits in different colors.

You have to take over territories, and fight against your enemies, but you can pass through empty territories without claiming them or having fight for them, moving quickly to get to areas where your enemies are. And it is people moving around this landscape, which has hills and valleys and trees and ridges. But when they have battles and manage to win them, they receive ships that seem to be out of Star Wars, kind of. These are detailed models of ships like the Millenium Falcon or an Imperial Star Destroyer (though in my dream it was called something like a Rigelian Battle Cruiser or something), and they are like two or three feet long, so people can carry them around, though they are sort of bulky.

The models are incredibly detailed, sharp, and realistic, really quite amazing for something in a dream. So we're running around these hills with hexagonal grid lines all over them, and I'm dodging other players who are mostly ignoring me, as I don't seem to be attacking anybody, when suddenly one of the little figures in the model I am running around with seems to use some sort of small fighter or escape pod or something, to blast out of the ship.

I'm trying to go back for him, fearing he'll be killed or injured and taken prisoner or something, but instead the thing seems to be enlarging and growing until he pops out and becomes a real person, running around like the rest of us. Soon we're in a large library or something, with lots of people sitting around talking or reading at lots of tables. I'm following this guy or maybe he is following me, and I think he is turning into Joe Simon (friend from Disneyland), though I am not sure.

I soon find myself looking out a window at one of the hills we'd been running around, and it is now covered with snow, with some light tracks from where people have been sledding and the like. I decide I'd like to sled down the hill, and am heading out to do so, but by the time I get outside, instead of snow, the hill is covered in corn or wheat or something. But I am still getting on a sort of round sled-like thing, and going down the hill, knocking down stalks and leaving trails in the corn.

As I get to the bottom of the hill, Joe is there, and he is talking about how much he loves the show I introduced him to, but is trying to remember the name of a character. He starts to describe somebody with dark hair and a dark mustache, and I know the show is Doctor Who, and I recognize the character as the Brigadier, but whatever I am calling him is neither the character name nor the actor name.

Morning of February 7, 2013. Thursday.



I am with my beautiful wife near the ocean. We are on our backs relaxing happily on the sand - but eventually the waves become stronger, reach where we are, and I find myself submerged seemingly just a little too long with a slight wariness. However, I am fine, and am soon back on the sand as the waves move back out. I think this is related to us doing some sort of meditation in my dream but without realizing how close the waves would eventually be. We live in a fairly large apartment building nearby and go inside for a few minutes.

I am somehow aware of the ocean vanishing (not sure of the reason) and we decide to go back out and look. The waves are no longer coming in and the area is mostly just sand (but I do not see any deep areas like there would actually be if the ocean did vanish). There are still hints of the ocean at a fair distance, but it actually does look like a desert now instead of a beach closer in. I am wondering why there are still pools of water in the far distance.

We again go back inside. There is concern about some sort of dangerous creatures in the area that came from the ocean (due to the large amount of water receding). There are supposedly many different types, but no one seems to agree on size at that point. The answer to keeping safe seems to be only to build high walls around every single building and home to keep the creatures from getting to people - there is nothing about attacking or going after the creatures or any other form of defense. I see someone I know who is already finishing up the final section of the wall around where we are. He seems happy and confident. Supposedly, all humans will have to remain in buildings and behind walls from now on. (I am not sure how people would get around or get food and other supplies, though.)

Everything seems fine. Eventually, there is someone outside the door near the back (facing where the ocean was), but we are higher up, I think on the third or fourth floor. Wooden steps go up to a screen door. (It reminds me much of our front entrance on Stadcor Street at Wavell Heights at this point but much higher.) A boy and a girl are there. They are talking about coming in or moving into the area. However, they are not quite human. They are creatures from the ocean. They seem harmless, but I am fairly certain they and those like them would destroy (or eat) the human race. I am at sort of a non-cohesive mode of thought. I am again aware that there is a very large number of different types of these creatures, but all somewhat human. These two look mostly human but have crustacean parts that are hardly noticeable, such as slight bumps on the side of the face, slightly differently-shaped fingers, and thin antennae near the top-back of the head and slightly different eye color and hair color than “normal”. There are probably more (that came from deeper areas of the ocean) who have glowing lights down their legs and arms or perhaps even those with more than one pair of arms.

No conflict occurs, and there is no fear or even stronger concern of any kind, but I do not let them in or give them food or anything. I even contemplate the supposedly dangerous creatures and the humans living together as one people, but I doubt it would ever happen. As it is, people will just have to stay inside while the creatures roam and take over the world and perhaps set up their own government.

Out of dream: black
In Dream: [COLOR="#4B0082"]Indigo
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My dream recall was not good at all tonight but it is getting better on average, which is good.

1. [COLOR="#4B0082"]The first dream I had was me and a group of people in the woods. This one lady about 25-30 years old was telling kids how to make arrows in the woods, and as we were moving locations she put the arrows in her quiver. Something happened inbetween right here but I don't remember what exactly. Next the same lady showed the kids how to make daggers out of breaking sticks. She gave me a stick to break and when I broke it it broke into a perfect dagger like shape. There was also two sticks that were shaped like a mantle to the dagger and I was just observing the dagger until the dream ended.[/COLOR] I would draw it in MS Paint but its just too complex to draw with my skill level.

I woke up at 4:30 and got up and drank a chocolate milk, some lemonade and some water and went back to sleep at around 4:38.

I believe this dream spurred from when the first day in class I got this girls number but then (this was in real life, believe it or not) theres this guy that just stares into the window from outside the classroom, and the girl, her name is Laura, kept telling me she was in a class with him before and he is a really weird guy. I got her number in a different class though and in that different class I talked to her telling her how that guy fits the profile of a school shooter, and she's been ignoring me ever since. I just feel like I left a bad impression on her and I wanted to catch up with her after class but she keeps avoiding me lol. I feel almost like a stalker but I just wanted a small conversation just to say hi and how is she doing just to end the last conversation on a good note. So here's the dream:

2. [COLOR="#4B0082"] I dreamed it was at the end of Accounting class, the class I saw her in. She was leaving and I grabbed all my stuff and she went one way down the hallway but I didn't want to go the same way because she's so hard to approach I just wanted to come from a different way to get to her so it looked more random and by chance that we would meet up. So I run the other way and try to catch up with her by the time she gets outside the building. I run through the halls and parkour over sofas and staircases and I open the front door, and for some reason I see my best friend from elementary to high school andrew running next to me and we have a conversation and say whatsup lol. When I opened the door for the front building he was like thanks for opening the door for me, like pretending I'm being his slave?? Apparently out the front door of the building there is this giant glass wall and I have to open that door too, Andrew makes another joke about me opening the door for him but I'm not paying attention because I'm trying to catch up with Laura. I get outside and see her run under a bridge.[/COLOR] Then I wake up but I am able to kind of DEILD but forget I'm dreaming once I enter because I'm so preoccupied by just talking to Laura to see how she's doing, [COLOR="#4B0082"]so I just go under the bridge to talk to her and I feel as if I'm in a game, because my character stops moving and she starts talking about why she is running away from me, like what happens when you meet a specific NPC in Zelda or Mario or something. but I'm not listening to what she has to say because I realize there is a floating Majora's Mask Icon floating behind her under the bridge, spinning around and glowing like an extra life in a video game. The dream ends shortly after that.[/COLOR]

2/6/13 Bed 10:30pm - 7:50am

DR 2:20am
I'm driving a big rig on a freeway, apparently in some kind of a involuntary competition against a driver in next lane. I want to let him pass, but when I slow down, so does he.

DR
I'm in a building with someone. Wating for someone to pick us up. I walk out to see why is he not coming, and I notice a police helicopter above the house.

Then I remember, that for some reason the FBI is after me and I'm suppose to surrender. It's all a misunderstanding. I'm sitting on a sofa when a young, raggidly cute FBI boss, chief (those were his words) comes out of the restroom, wiping his wet hands on a paper towel.

I'm holding my friends baby, while she took her dog to the vet. I think he is nervous about me holding the baby, but here comes the friend and I give her the child.

They are relieved and more FBI rushes to me. A young female doctor is starting to inject me in my lover left arm, right above the wrist. She asks me if I want it in left or right, but I guess it's too late for that.

My hands start to tingle and I ask her what the heck she gave me. I wake up and both my hands are tingling. Hrm.

DR
Im eating 4 scoops of icecream. It tastes good, except the orange colored one. Yuck.

DR 7am
I'm in a hospital. Asking a nurse, if I can prop the door to hallway open, because it's too hot. She sais no, but by the time we done talking, I'm ok with keeping it closed, because it had cooled down by then.

Someone is visiting me. I don't have a room, it's more of a "county hospital". One large room with beds separated with a curtain.

I have a feeling I did domething good, that's why I'm there. No good deed goes unpunished?

*Feels like I have been dreaming non-stop all night. Pretty good feeling.*

This was a nice, very vivid LD where I was reunited with a long-gone childhood pet. It was more difficult than usual to connect to my tasks and goals. In fact, I could remember very little from waking life. I'm wondering whether this is because it was galantamine night, which required me to use an extremely short WBTB.

And my ever-reliable nose pinch RC let me down!

Color legend: Non-dream Dream Lucid

Lucid #63: After the Storm

I'm walking with my 3-year-old E in the back yard of what I think is our family home. The yard is vast, wild, and overgrown. As we walk, a Golden Retriever comes up to us and starts sniffing my hand. He looks almost exactly like the dog that I had when I was a kid, but I dismiss this as coincidence.

I wonder how this dog got into our yard. E, the dog, and I walk to to edge of the property and I see that the entire fence is destroyed. Nothing but a couple of snapped fenceposts remain. Looking further out, I see that our next door neighbor's house has been utterly destroyed. I think that this must be a dream. I perform the nose pinch reality check and can't breathe. I try it again and still can't breathe. "Oh shit," I think. "This is really happening."

The three of us walk further through town. Everywhere we look, houses are toppled and people sift dispiritedly through the rubble. I tell my son, "E, I think there's been a big tornado. Daddy's going to figure this out."

We walk across an empty four-lane road. Some of the shops on this road are open, which strikes me as odd. I RC again, pushing my finger into my palm. My left hand stretches like stiff taffy and I know that this is a dream.

I look down at the Golden Retriever and realize that he really is the same dog that I had when I was a boy! He's been gone almost fifteen years but now he's somehow standing right in front of me. I scratch him behind the ears. He just looks off into the distance with that big, goofy doggy grin. Even though I know that this is all a dream, it feels like a reunion.

E pets the Golden and starts fiddling with his ears. The dog pants and stares contentedly up at the sky. I decide that now is the right time for me to break off on my own.

I walk further along the road. I know that I had lots of plans for this lucid dream but I can't remember any of them. As I'm pondering this, a steady flow of traffic starts on the road and in a few seconds, cars are whizzing by in both directions. I remember a conversation with Xanous and Alyzarin about how they like to play in traffic during lucid dreams.

I start walking across the road. I'm halfway across when I suddenly realize that the cars are driving on the left side of the road (like in Great Britain or New Zealand.) The next thing I know, a small, strange, open-topped car is barreling toward me. Suddenly I'm scared that this car is going to flatten me and I try to force-push it to the side. The little car swerves to the left and its brakes squeal. I float up into the air, drifting slightly away.

The car has stopped and its driver, a woman of about 30, is leaned forward toward the steering wheel. Her eyes are squeezed shut as if she's in pain. I run or fly to the side of her little open-topped car, freaked that I've hurt her somehow when I did that force-push. "Are you okay? Are you okay?"

She doesn't respond, but she's clutching at her stomach. There's something horribly wrong with her. Her stomach is badly distended, stretching all the way down so that it rests on the floorboard of her car. I pick up her enormous, stretched stomach off of the floor and start feeding it back into her body. It takes some effort, but in the end it spools smoothly back into her torso as if nothing had ever happened.

She looks at me and smiles. I notice for the first time that she's incredibly attractive and I kiss her. (Guess I got over the stomach thing!) I pull away before I get myself totally distracted and she drives off, waving as she goes.

Again I try to remember my goals and again they won't come. I finish crossing the road and leap about twelve feet into the air, perching on a crumbling arbor by the side of the road. I look out over the ruined city and see that the destruction stretches for miles. I can't even seem to find my house anymore. Is the destruction getting worse? What's happening to this place?

I consider where to explore next but the dream soon ends.

Originally dreamed on 23.05.2012:



In this dream Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds was a teacher and I was one of his students. His class had just finished and as everyone filed out of the room I opened up a large cardboard box on one of the tables and, after looking inside, began to laugh hysterically. I think there was a Nintendo Wii inside but I’m not sure.

I then went outside and started jogging away because I didn't want a particular group of boys to see me but they cornered me in a block of houses a short distance away. They started threatening me and I burst into tears. One of the boys claimed I’d punched him in the arm and I told them I hadn't. Another boy grabbed me by the collar of my top and lifted me up.

I don’t remember what happened after that but next thing I knew I was riding in a buggy-type vehicle with a foreign woman. She said something to me and suddenly the vehicle sped up and turned invisible. It was also able to phase through things so we shot down the road without a care in the world.

Somehow I wound up in the Digital World and the boy who claimed I had hit him was there too. I passed by a dark cave full of really powerful, evil Digimon and end up in a grand hall sort of place with a bunch of good Digimon.

We started talking and the boy got really upset and decided to leave because apparently nobody liked him (I hated him but I don’t know about everyone else). I told the good Digimon that I hoped the evil Digimon in the cave wouldn't take him because they’d kill him, though really I knew they’d use him to become even more powerful.

The boy did go to the cave but then the scene changed and I found myself back at the school. I vaguely recall snuggling up to Reid and then I went outside and saw that it was dark. One of those big sixteen-wheeled trucks pulled up and I thought it was for me but it was actually for Reid because he’d been chosen to go to the Digital World.

Then John Barrowman pulled up in another car that could go invisible and he took me back there too. Along the way I got a yellow Digivice and a menu screen popped up with three potential Digimon partners on it. A chime sounded when I hovered over a yellow Munna from Pokemon and I was a little disappointed because I'd wanted the Digimon at the bottom of the screen.

“At least it’s cuter than my last partner”, I said, hugging the Munna.

The last thing I remember is sitting in a waiting room with a small group of other people who had also been chosen to come to the Digital World. Reid was near the back looking rather downcast.