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Cowboys were eating cake at a very high table and people were killing people with bowling balls. I remember something about Pokemon, but I don't know what it was. This was all in a big dark room with a lot of "games" that usually ended in death or people getting hurt.

I saw Lizard Woman. She looked at me funny and walked away. She looked the same as Friday night, she had red lipstick, green skin, walked on two legs, and had a sparkly silver purse.

My first sleep paralysis since I started studying lucid dreaming a few weeks ago. I was in my own bed, chest down, unable to move. I realized I was dreaming and tried to look at my hands but I couldn't turn them up, the one I was facing in my immobile state was hanging off the bed. I thought about how this was just a dream and I should be able to turn it into a lucid dream, but I couldn't move, I heard my brother and sister chatting behind me, I saw a bug on the wall. I kept thinking about how I was dreaming and I should be able to control it, but I couldn't move, eventually I woke up for real.

Dream starts out as a scene from a movie like The Other Guys. It's Will Ferrell and Hawk(a cop from TV show The Wire). I am a rookie on the job and sent to learn the ropes with those two guys. Their base is at the bottom of a restaurant which is next to a pizza place. We get up to go leave and are having problems starting the car. I get in and Hawk is playing with the batteries and gets shocked but laughs about it. We end up starting the car and doing all sorts of illegal shit while driving. We are not on the trail of a couple on the run. I meet a man in a police uniform in the middle of the highway. he is walking across saying a one-liner. This is when it felt like a movie. It felt as though he was just having a cameo in the movie. We find our criminal couple having sex out in the woods on the side of the road. Will Ferrell tackles the lady off of the man while I start to cuff him(explicit part with his penis not mentioned here). After cuffing the man, we turn around to find the lady on top of Will Ferrell having sex with him. I head back to the base alone to find two of my coworkers getting the wrong order for their pizza. They tell me to have a seat and I do. That's when the dream ends.


That same day at work, I had to go change some batteries and one of my coworkers did end up getting shocked.

This dream felt extremely real at time and at other times as if I was watching a movie.

Strange trumpets. My playing sounds amazing like many angels. Then it sounds like a raspberry. Then it plays a jazzy tune on its own.

I receive telepathic information about the Urulock aliens. Came to this plant every 25 thousand plus years. Outer solar system planet orbit. (Annunaki?) Their planet comes to our planet atmosphere to atmosphere. I see a clawed foot toutch the ground. I see a globe with a lump of dirt and sod in top.

Non-dream Dream

Dream 1:

I am at work and I step into my bosses office. He asks me to present on something that I'm not too familiar with and he only gives me 6 hours to prepare. It was basically like "Oh by the way I want you to present this later today." He made the slides for me but I was so busy all day I didn't get a chance to review them. I am basically going up there blind. I recall following my boss on my motorcycle to get to the presentation. There are not too many people at the presentation but it is a huge auditorium - it almost looks like a church. All I remember is watching myself give the talk from the seats and I was TANKING the presentation. Nobody cared though.

Dream 2:

I am in the hunger games (again) with my wife - this time it is in a city. There are 24 contestants like usual but we are among the general population. My wife and I form a pact with some other contestants so we would have a chance against the careers. But when the strongest career approaches us our "friends" back out and run. The career chases my wife and I. I get her to safety and the career chases me to the beach. I manage to cut his arms off (SOMEHOW) and I drown him in the ocean. I really want to make sure he is dead and will not come back to get me so I start carrying his body. I carry his body back to the restaurant where some other contestants (including our "friends") are eating. I drop him on their table. Then I grab my wife and set out to live alone with her. We set up camp on a hillside. It turned out to be a poor location - in hindsight I believe we were on a golf course. We wanted to be secluded. I begin to teach her how to hunt, fight, etc... until the army spots us. They inform us that the hunger games are over. Some Asian army guy is laughing at me for some reason. I tell him and everyone else to shut the fuck up - they all listened to me because at this point I was kind of a legend. He said something about being tough and I replied "have you ever been the last one standing in a battle to the death against 24 people?" That shut him up.

Notes:
For some reason during the hunger games I was forced to try and kill my cat V. I tried twisting his neck to break it but I wasn't able to kill him (physically). Also, my wife wouldn't listen to me and almost got us killed numerous times. I think she was just really scared.

I am a soldier pulling security at a wedding. I could not tell who was getting married but it was a big wedding. The wedding was very awkward and slutty. People were making out and getting it on at the wedding. I specifically remember reflecting on the social pressure to have a wedding once married. Also, how awkward the act of a public wedding was. I then jump to a place in Afghanistan where I meet this very country dude. He offers me a cigarette a couple of times but I refuse. I forget what we talk about. I then leave but check my back pocket to find my wallet is missing. I check my back pocket once more and my wallet magically reappears(I should've realized this was a reality check). I jump to a scene where I am on a bus riding through the woods with several people that I know. A very good family friend is on the bus with me talking o her son and grandson. While in dream, I have a flashback about teaching her grandson basic self defense. This family friend is talking on video chat with her mom and I am given the phone to say hi. Which I do. We stop at a place in the woods which resembles a park. One of my coworkers on the bus is looking for his son and wife which are already at the park. He gets off and joins them. Throughout the bus ride I notice a very intimate old couple on the bus. They get off the bus and are kissing and holding hands. My coworker returns to the bus with his family. I stay on the bus the whole time. The dream ends with me staring a the old couple through the window of the bus.

I'm married, but haven't had a wedding yet due to where I am stationed. I also don't even want to have a wedding but I know everyone else wants us to do one. This might have to do with why I dreamnt about the wedding scene. Also, I've quit smoking for about a year now and I'm currently deployed to Afghanistan. With the heat and the stress, the temptation to smoke is a lot stronger now but I still hold back. Finally, I miss all the people back home and sometime skype with them. This could explain the last scene. I think the old couple represents my wife and I when we get older. The dream had elements from the three places I'm caught in between at the moment. My hometown(the wedding), afghanistan(deployment), and Germany(where I'm stationed.)

I am in my parent's bedroom and they have an announcement to make. Me and my 6 siblings are in their room waiting to hear what they want to say. It turns out that my siblings and I are not our dad's children. We are the product of incest between my mother and uncles. This felt extremely weird.

Either I'm thinking this or this is what they actually say. I can't put a finger on it. It was creepy to say the least

I just read a post about 'Driving car with no driver'. This made me remember my personal experience with this scenario.

I don't remember it very well and when it was was but I remember one part clear as day. I believe it was a dark green car, not sure as I was inside but dark green in shouting out at me. The interior was grey and I was in the back left seat looking at the steering wheel, I was alone in the car. I felt a immensely scary demonic ghostly presents in the car as the steering wheel was steered full lock to the left and pulled out onto the road. I could feel something in the car driving but couldn't see it. I was quite scared as I thought this event would end in a crash but that's when the dream fades away and no more is remembered, I hope you enjoyed reading this and let me know if you have had a similar experience or you can tell me what this means... Thanks.

This one comes from a few nights ago as well. You'll see that something bizarre happens; if it's happened to anybody else, please share your experience!

This is one of many dream fragments I recall from this particular night. I was at a nice restaurant with white tablecloths and elegant dishware and crystal with my mom. She seemed older than she is now, which made me assume that I, too, had aged to a degree. We were discussing something that I can't remember, when I suddenly realized I was dreaming... Perhaps the dream sign was the age difference - it seemed like a relatively unprovoked awareness of dreaming.
This is where it gets weird. In the middle of our conversation, I take from my lap beneath the tablecloth a dream diary that greatly resembled the one I use in the waking world, and began to write everything down. When my mother questioned me, I stated "I'm writing everything down so I'll remember it when I wake up!"

More events occurred after, and I did document what I could recall, but this is really the most interesting point in my dream. Has this happened to anyone else?

Notes:
- I was unsure whether I had actually written anything down upon waking up. I thought I had at first, but checked my diary and found nothing. I then proceeded to scribble down what I could.
- My distinction between waking-reality and dream-reality was blurred upon waking. I read a text message from my friend on my phone, and I didn't know if it was real; it turns out that it was. My response was a little funny; in it, I told my friend I wasn't sure if I was dreaming.

I've been neglecting this dream journal as of late; I'd like to add this entry from a few nights ago, as something interesting happened to me.

This was towards the end of my span of sleep, and I had awakened once earlier in the morning. Returning to sleep often brings me vivid dreams, even though it isn't a typical WBTB as I don't focus on dreaming in any way as I fall asleep.
Regardless, I was preparing food for a fancy party, and had been told to use a rosé wine in a dish. To be sure that it tasted good, I splashed it onto my face, Neutrogena advertisement-style. The odd thing was, I could taste it so well! It tasted refreshing, light and fruity, and its flavour was every bit as rose-pink as it looked.
...I then proceeded to add the entire bottle to a bowl of scrambled eggs, saying to myself "What a waste!".

Notes:
- Typically, I don't taste things in my dream. That is, I don't ingest things, so tasting generally isn't an option. Even in brief lucid periods, I don't eat or drink anything more than water.
- The vividness of the wine's taste was remarkable, and it didn't taste alcoholic at all (nor have I ever had rosé wine).

Awake|Dreaming|Lucid

I felt really weird at one point in this dream.

I was in the car park located outside the hospital I go to. I saw a dark alleyway going down to somewhere, with lots of purple door-shaped portals. I walked through one of the portals and found a machine. I wasn't sure what it was, so I left it and headed back to the alleyway. I walked through another portal and started to play a game. I can't recall everything, but at the end of it, everyone died on a mountain. I then automatically teleported back to the alleyway. I went back to the machine and there were 2 people there. I climbed under the machine and it started spinning really fast. I couldn't stand up because I would get killed, so I had to reverse slowly. I woke up shortly after.

And that's that. Very odd.

I was with my girlfriend in a public restroom. I think we were trying to have sex in there for a thrill. When we left the cubical in the restroom she was alot shorter then normal. I even thought wow my girlfriend is really short. There was someone in the bathroom.

I was at a high school and the fire alarm went off. I was going out with this girl named jade. I thought eww why in the hell am I with her, she is so ugly. I didn't wanna touch or even get close to her. The closer I looked the more ugly she became.

Last night I was looking at a mansion, and a strange thing was that the next two dream scenes each happened two times in a row. Each time, with a slightly difference circumstance. There were a small bunch of old rich folk sitting out on a big dining padio connected to the house, chatting and eating. A few younger adults, also well dressed but a majority were elderly. One of the older gentlemen stood up and invited a few into his private parlar, and walked inside while the others continued in what seemed like a very in depth discussion. I overheard them reading a note. It was a threat note. They were discussing the dangers of a killer on the loose, that had threatened to show up at their public exhibits in the down stairs hall. The first time I saw this, it ended after I over heard this and began to replay. The second time, this same set of events almost exactly happened the way it did before. But this time, I went to investigate. I waited outside on the steps, a large touring group walked in and out of the building. Then I saw him, this strange looking shirtless man. He looked like a super pale punker kid and acted like one too. He walked into the downstairs hall and started writing on the glass in an alarming way, I knew he was the killer.

This dream changed quite a bit. Here's the second scene in the same place, that also happened twice in a row. I was accompanied by my dream friend, and both him and I were in some type of superhuman group. We could both go super-fast. We were now standing inside of the hall, and I pointed out the threat to him. I was about to take the guy out, but he said not to worry about it, "I got this.". He was a black guy, dressed a little bit like Frozone from that movie The Incredibles. Hahah, I wasn't wearing stupid clothes though so it's okay. I sped over to the corner of the room to watch as he easily swooped the threatening punk out of his path and handed him to the authorities outside. We started walking away thinking well of the day, but he kept on turning around in indecision. Like he didn't know which way we were supposed to go. I said "Where you goin, dude?". He stopped, thought about it- then we took off down the hall.

The second scene of this part happened exactly like the first, except once my dream friend began to become confused about direction- I told him "We're about to go this way, come on." It felt good to be able to live one moment twice. Seems like the second times happened just a bit more smoothly.

08/09/12

Dream 1

I actually fully recalled this dream and wrote down the notes in the morning, but after a long and busy day I have forgot most of the details of this dream and remember only little parts. Anyway here are my notes.


About Drake and Josh. Drake does drugs and wanted to kill himself, brother stopped him. There was a big fight and they almost killed each other. They killed everyone else, but then they stopped killing each other at last minute. This is the part I remember, I was laying on the ground and Drake was trying to thrust a knife into my chest. I was trying to push his arm away and in the end he just gave up and gave me a hand up. Then we went back and told our parents. Well Drake and Josh's parents. We started off by saying 'Drake was on drugs.' His mum said something weird like 'Why does a bad story always start with Drake being on drugs?' That was the last I remember.

i had a dream early this morning... in the dream i was chatting to someone on the phone and they mentioned my late father who died 3 years ago today, and they said whats you dad up to and i spoke back,,,,as soon as the word dad was mentioned my blanket was pulled up in front of my face and a grey cloud emerged by the side of my tv as i was asleep on the sofa i woke up shouting no no no.... i have a lot of stuff that goes on in my house, and its becoming annoying....just wondered if anyone could throw any light on this dream please thank you... blessed be x